I like my women the way I like my Eyeball; see what i see
vuvuzelas
I don't like women.
:eng99:
Shit
I like my women the way i like my shit; brown and smelly
furries
I like my women like I like furries; Inanimate.
Children.
like my women like I like children; young and ripe
gingers
I like my women the way I like my gingers: spicy.
Spice.
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;23244945]I like my women the way I like my gingers: spicy.
Spice.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my spice: Hot and ground up into small pieces. (wow, that was bad.)
Pizza.
I like my women like I like my pizza: Greasy and baked
facepunch
i like my women like facepunch
dumb and young
spongebob
I like my women the way I like my spongebob, many holes and always entertains me.
Nazi Zombies
I like my women the way I like my nazi zombies; dead.
House M.D.
I like my women the way I like my House M.D.;emotionally unstable and popping vicodin.
-ninja-
I like my women the way I like my ninjas; fast and limber.
Ping pong balls.
I like my women the way I like my ping pong balls; Asian
foosball
I like my women the way I like foosball, easily broken and fun to 'do.'
Postal's Ass
not sure what to post here lol
but this is one i hear in a bar..
"I like my women like my balls, Round and hairy"
Gross...
^ You're doing it wrong
I like my women like I like postals ass, all over facepunch
Piano
I like my women like my piano, all covered in my ivory. :smug:
Time
I like my women the way i like time: Hourly
Aliens
I like my women the way I like my aliens: Ascending.
vomit
i like my women the way i like my vomit, hot and smelly
22' LED tv
I like my women the way I like my 22' LED TV. Mounted, plugged in, and turned on.
desk
I like my women how I like my desk. Holds a lot of shit and will eventually end up in a trash compactor.
phone
I like my women like I like my phone, easily grabbed with lots of buttons
Jelly
i like my women the way i like my jelly cold and gelatinous
NEXT
screen doors
I like my women the way I like my screen doors. See through and fragile
I like my women the way I like my sweet'n'sour chicken. BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE.
I like my women the way I like my empty space: big and empty.
I like my women the way I like my dog - slave to my penis.
Next up, [b]vacuum cleaner[/b]
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