• I like my women the way I like my...
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I like my women the way I like my vacuum cleaners.... Dyson. next up, forums
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262407]I like my women the way I like my dog - slave to my penis. Next up, [b]vacuum cleaner[/b][/QUOTE] I like my women like my vacuum cleaners: always sucking and cleaning when I need them to. Edit: Looks like I was a few seconds late, but I would've done Architecture next. Edit 2: I guess I have time for the previous: I like my women like my forums: very informative/helpful when I need her to be, but also willing to let me put stuff into her until 3 in the morning if I'm not banned for the time being. NOW it's [b]architecture[/b].
I like my women the way I like my architecture: sexy and simple. [B]leaf blower.[/B]
I like my women like I like my leaf blowers: expensive and they suck a lot [b]garbage can[/b]
I like my women the way I like my garbage can; lined with plastic and faintly smelling of ketchup. SNES
I like my women like I like my SNES: old and rugged [b]men[/b]
I like my women like I like my men - with dicks. [b]World of warcraft[/b]
I like my women like I like this thread: done properly. keyboards.
I like my women like I like keyboards; being able to be worked on all day, and take a beating if I get stressed. Tea.
[QUOTE=SamRinny;23263540]I like my women like I like keyboards; being able to be worked on all day, and take a beating if I get stressed. Tea.[/QUOTE] I like my women like i like Tea; hot and sweet Harddrive
I like my women like I like my harddrive; it keeps me going. Potato
I like my women like I like my potatoes. Mysterious whether it's fruity or a vegetable. Next up: Assholes
I like my women like I like my Assholes; brown and dirty. Hair dryer.
I like my women the way I like my Hair dryers. Warm and girly :downs: Next word. Potatoes
I like my women the way I like my potatos, soft, white, and buttery. Next word, music boxes.
I like my women the way I like my music boxes. Easily turned on and large. Shoes.
I like my women the way i like my shoes. Expensive and tieable(?). Presents.
I like my women the way I like my Presents. The bigger, the better! Muffins
I like my women the way I like my Muffins, Soft and tasty Men
I like my women the way I like my men, hairy and with large dicks.
Sill 10'er didn't put a word for me to use so I'll use his name I like my women the way I like my Spy Crabz, endangered and rare Next word, HTML
I like my women the way I like HTML, Confusing as fuck but worth it in the long run. Dishes.
I like my women the way I like my dishes, fancy and clean as a whistle. Wrenches.
I like my women like I like my wrenches: useful, and willing to hold my nuts. Carl Sagan
I like my women like I like my Carl Sagan: stoned. cola
I like my women like I like my cola: Forgotten by Whitaker Anal.
i like my women like i like my anal, slippery pedo van
I like my women like I like my Pedo Van, harmless looking on the outside, but filled with horrendous sexyness on the inside. iphone
I like woman the way I like my IPhone, Oh wait. I dont have an Iphone. Balls
I like my woman like I like my balls, hitting people in the face. Peanut Butter
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