I like my women the way I like my vacuum cleaners.... Dyson.
next up, forums
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262407]I like my women the way I like my dog - slave to my penis.
Next up, [b]vacuum cleaner[/b][/QUOTE]
I like my women like my vacuum cleaners: always sucking and cleaning when I need them to.
Edit: Looks like I was a few seconds late, but I would've done Architecture next.
Edit 2: I guess I have time for the previous:
I like my women like my forums: very informative/helpful when I need her to be, but also willing to let me put stuff into her until 3 in the morning if I'm not banned for the time being.
NOW it's [b]architecture[/b].
I like my women the way I like my architecture: sexy and simple.
[B]leaf blower.[/B]
I like my women like I like my leaf blowers: expensive and they suck a lot
[b]garbage can[/b]
I like my women the way I like my garbage can; lined with plastic and faintly smelling of ketchup.
SNES
I like my women like I like my SNES: old and rugged
[b]men[/b]
I like my women like I like my men - with dicks.
[b]World of warcraft[/b]
I like my women like I like this thread: done properly.
keyboards.
I like my women like I like keyboards; being able to be worked on all day, and take a beating if I get stressed.
Tea.
[QUOTE=SamRinny;23263540]I like my women like I like keyboards; being able to be worked on all day, and take a beating if I get stressed.
Tea.[/QUOTE]
I like my women like i like Tea; hot and sweet
Harddrive
I like my women like I like my harddrive; it keeps me going.
Potato
I like my women like I like my potatoes. Mysterious whether it's fruity or a vegetable.
Next up:
Assholes
I like my women like I like my Assholes; brown and dirty.
Hair dryer.
I like my women the way I like my Hair dryers. Warm and girly :downs:
Next word. Potatoes
I like my women the way I like my potatos, soft, white, and buttery.
Next word, music boxes.
I like my women the way I like my music boxes. Easily turned on and large.
Shoes.
I like my women the way i like my shoes. Expensive and tieable(?).
Presents.
I like my women the way I like my Presents. The bigger, the better!
Muffins
I like my women the way I like my Muffins, Soft and tasty
Men
I like my women the way I like my men, hairy and with large dicks.
Sill 10'er didn't put a word for me to use so I'll use his name
I like my women the way I like my Spy Crabz, endangered and rare
Next word, HTML
I like my women the way I like HTML, Confusing as fuck but worth it in the long run.
Dishes.
I like my women the way I like my dishes, fancy and clean as a whistle.
Wrenches.
I like my women like I like my wrenches: useful, and willing to hold my nuts.
Carl Sagan
I like my women like I like my Carl Sagan: stoned.
cola
I like my women like I like my cola: Forgotten by Whitaker
Anal.
i like my women like i like my anal, slippery
pedo van
I like my women like I like my Pedo Van, harmless looking on the outside, but filled with horrendous sexyness on the inside.
iphone
I like woman the way I like my IPhone, Oh wait. I dont have an Iphone.
Balls
I like my woman like I like my balls, hitting people in the face.
Peanut Butter
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