I like my women like I like my broken CPU: Can't think straight and easily replaceable.
The moon
I like my women like I like my moon, big, round, and men need specialist equipment to get onto her :smug:
clouds
I like my women the way I like my clouds, soft and puffy.
McMuffins
I like my women the way i like my McMuffins, cheap and unhealthy.
Clocks
I like my women the way I like my clocks; Always late.
Samsung Series 6000 LED Backlit LCD High Definition Television.
Can't think of one for women so heres one for men:
I like my men like i like my coffee.
I dont like coffee.
I like my women how I like my Samsung Series 6000 LED Backlit LCD High Definition Television,expensive, thin and looking amazing.
Next: Neutrons
I like my women like i like my neutrons, Small
Sausage
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[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23308306]I like my women like I like my broken CPU: Can't think straight and easily replaceable.
The moon[/QUOTE]
wrong! the right answer was keyboard !
I like my women the way I like my sausage, Big and H... OH SHI-!
no no no no no!
I like my women the way I like sausages from the barbecue!
Hot and (almost) raw
Next:
Beer
Also stop mentioning computer parts or phones, are you all a bunch of nerds or what?
i like my women like i like my beer,ICE COLD! Not piss warm
cheese factory and P.S this forum is orientated off of computers and games etc.
I like my women the way I like my cheese factory: overflowing with cheese.
Computers and games. :v:
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;23321265]I like my women the way I like my cheese factory: overflowing with cheese.
Computers and games. :v:[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my games,something that'll keep you hooked in the long run.
cat
[QUOTE=Kiq;23321310]I like my women the way I like my games,something that'll keep you hooked in the long run.
cat[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my cats, a lot.
Porn.
I like the women the way i like porn: quick, hot, and easy to fap to
children (hehe, this will be interesting)
I like my women the way I like my children: harmless and easy to overpower.
YouTube
I like my women like i like my yutube: Fast downloading, shitty quality
Predator
I like my women the way i like Predator: easy to find on the internet (pronz, not the predators on the internet)
aliens
I like my women the way I like my aliens, out in the yard working.
Coitus Interruptus.
I like my women the way i like my coitus interuptus, Duh bitch gets off easy.
Onion rings
I like my women the way I like my onion rings, skinny and loose
[blank]
I like my women the way I like my [blank]; quiet and non existent.
Personae Non Gratae.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23323497]I like my women the way I like my aliens, out in the yard working.
Coitus Interruptus.[/QUOTE]
this made me laugh out loud. see i even spelled it out for that. it's that funny.
I like my women like I like my Personae Non Gratae, annoying and unwelcome to no end.
Soviet Military Equipment.
I like my women the way I like my soviet military equipment; Cheap, durable, and powerful.
Sociocultural Evolution
-err.. snip. Didn't read the OP-
I like my women the way I like my Sociocultural Evolution, complicated.
Spaghetti.
I like my women the way I like my Spaghetti, Italian.
Tetra Pak
[QUOTE=eXistys;23327911]I like my women the way I like my Spaghetti, Italian.
Tetra Pak[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way i like my tetra paks, inanimate objects that i can drink shit from D:
next wurd: asbestos
I like my women like I like my asbestos.
fluffy.
also uhh nail polish
i like my women like my nail polish, headache inducing
[b]battered[/b]sausages
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