[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;23329894]i like my women like my nail polish, headache inducing
[b]battered[/b]sausages[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my [b]battered[/b]sausages, good for nothing except sexual pleasure.
[QUOTE=eXistys;23332711]I like my women the way I like my [b]battered[/b]sausages, good for nothing except sexual pleasure.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my ______; quiet.
Pepsi
I like my women like I like my whiskey.. 12 years old and mixed with coke.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;23333956]I like my women the way I like my ______; quiet.
Pepsi[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my Pepsi. I don't like them.
Speakers
[QUOTE=Evilan;23335978]I like my women the way I like my Pepsi. I don't like them.
Speakers[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my speakers, nice and loud when I use them.
Barbwire.
I like my women the way I like my barbwire, sharp, dirty, and curvy.
Boxes
I like my women they way I like my boxes, big , brown and empty.
Computer Speakers
i like my women the way i like my coumputer speakers, their almost alwase muted
orks
I like my women the way I like my orks: WAAAAAGGGGHHH
donkeys
I like women the way I like my donkeys: Missing a tail and revered in Mexico
What else could i say about donkeys? >_>
Next: Heavy weapons guy
I like my women the way i like my Heavy Weapons guys: Fat and Angry
Next: Scout
I like my women the way I like my Scouts: human.
Large Hadron Colliders!
I like my women the way I like my Large Hadron Colliders: Fast, Dangerous and experimenting.
Donut's
I like my woman the way I like my donuts; With a big hole
Chicken
I like my woman the way I like my chicken; with juicy breasts I can eat.
iPhones.
I like my woman the way I like my iPhones, expensive but pleasing.
Diet Coke
I like my women the way I like my Diet Coke, all the advantages with less fat.
Socks
I like my women the way I like my socks, easy to slip into.
Umm, brick?
I like my women the way I like bricks, hard and heavy :smug:
Skyscraper.
Fuck -snip-
I like my the way I like my fuck -snip-: snipped
Dr. Bambi Berenbaum
[sp]The one who knows the reference get's a cookie.[/sp]
[QUOTE=TheCactusman;23422051]I like my women the way I like bricks, hard and heavy :smug:
Skyscraper.[/QUOTE]
I like women the way I like skyscrapers; plenty of windows :smug:
Edit: Didn't provide a word because it's still "Dr. Bambi Berenbaum", I just didn't have a clue who that is
Plus the skyscraper one got ignored
I like my woman the way I like my
and full of .
Cake.
I like my women the way I like my cake, stale and crunchy
rusty spoons
I like my women like I like my rusty spoons, dirty and full of disease.
Guns
I like my women like I like my guns: easy to use and find.
Elephants
I like my women the way I like my flies
Dead and disposed of
[QUOTE=Chris220;23424251]I like women the way I like skyscrapers; plenty of windows :smug:
Edit: Didn't provide a word because it's still "Dr. Bambi Berenbaum", I just didn't have a clue who that is
Plus the skyscraper one got ignored[/QUOTE]
She's from a spoof episode of X-Files: [url]http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Bambi_Berenbaum[/url]
Swedish chef from "The muppet show"
I like my women the way I like the Swedish Chef from the "muppet Show": Awesome!
Women
I like my women the way i like my women, With tits.
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