i like my women as i like my tables, Round, Cheap and recycable
car tires
I like my women the way I my car tires: they just keep on going.
Boxes.
I like my women the way I like my Cake o wait both are a lie fffff.
Breakfast.
I like my women the way I like my breakfast. Hot, steamy, and covered in syrup with some milk.
Pizza.
I like my women the way I like my cake. Delicious, awesome and ready to be put in the oven.
Men.
[QUOTE=Ascensive;23108684]I like my women the way I like my cake. Delicious, awesome and ready to be put in the oven.
Men.[/QUOTE]
Read rules, dummy.
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;23108729]Read rules, dummy.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I read rules; Sexily.
Anal beads
I like my women the way I like my anal beads; Not inside my ass.
Internet Explorer.
I like my women like I like internet explorer. Slow, and dumb
garry
I like my women like I like my garry; rich and shaved.
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Mirrors
i like my women like i like my mirrors; with me in it
:smile:
e-mail
I like my women the way I like my emails: First I open them up, do what I have to do, and then I get rid of them.
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Balls
I like my women the way I like my balls; a quantity of 2.
Mugs
I like my women the way I like my mugs, filled with (my?) hot liquid.
Squids
oh good lord i just got a bad thought :ohdear:
[QUOTE=GameQude;23109967]I like my women the way I like my mugs, filled with (my?) hot liquid.
Squids[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my Squids, tentacles, tentacles everywhere.
Iced tea.
[QUOTE=eXistys;23110060]I like my women the way I like my Squids, [B]tentacles, tentacles everywhere.[/B]
Iced tea.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
I like my women the way I like my Iced tea, cold and fresh squeezed.
wookies
I like my women like I like my wookies, big and hairy.
Oh dear god, I just imagined female wookie sex. Oh dear god!
uuuhhh new topic....
music
[QUOTE=GameQude;23110168]I like my women like I like my wookies, big and hairy.
Oh dear god, I just imagined female wookie sex. Oh dear god!
uuuhhh new topic....
music[/QUOTE]
I like my women like I like my music, calm and long lasting.
buttsex
I like my women like I like my buttsex; messy.
Soft drinks.
I like my women the way I like my soft drinks, wet and sticky
Men
I like my women like I like my men: male
Corpses
I like my women the way I like my corpses, not moving or making a sound.
Coffee
I like my women the way I like my coffee, ground up, poured into boiling water, and mixed with some sugar.
TV remotes
I like my women the way I like my TV remotes, very submissive.
Cocks
I like my women the way i like my cock. Always Horny.
Penut butter with almond
[QUOTE=PlamZ;23110580]I like my women the way i like my cock. Always Horny.[/QUOTE]
I like women. :downs:
Quoted so you can't fix
TV
I like my women the way I like my TV; big and greasy.
Your word is...
[B]Children[/B]
Because you people keep forgetting to put something after.
[QUOTE=Saza;23110600]I like women. :downs:
TV[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my TV, always turned on with the ability to pause and rewind.
Cheeseburger
I like women like I like my cheeseburgers: cheap, fast and unhealthy.
AIDS
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