I like my women the way I like the Dark Side of the Moon: Dark and Gloomy
Nothing.
I like my women the way I like my nothing: easy to replace
Electric guitars
I like my women the way I like my Electric guitars; Easy to finger.
Drum Cymbals.
I like my women the way I like my Drum Cymbals, Pleasing to hit with sticks.
Music.
I like my women the way I like my music; exciting, entertaining, smooth and uplifting.
Milk
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed with coke.
You fail. Badly.
I like my women like I like my balloons; Inflatable.
[b]Your word... [i]Couch[/i][/b]
I like my women like I like my couch. worn in and comfortable to sit on.
cup.
I like my women the way I like my whiskey, twelve years old and Irish :q:
Above post is superlate.
I like my women the way I like cups,round and can hold alot of liquid. :smug:
Mom.
I like my women the way i like my mom, ready to kiss my "limbs" whenever they hurt ;)
Crotch
I like my women the way I like my crotch, moist and sweaty. Wait.
Leather jacket
I like my women like I like my leather jacket. Smooth and smelling like the tanned hide of a dead animal.
Calcium build-up on showerheads.
I like my women like Calcium build up on showerheads, foamy to the brim.
Hulk
I like my women like I like my Hulk; Big, green and angry as fuck.
[B]Quantum Junctions[/B]
You know, I don't like my women like Quantum Junctions.
Snails.
I like my women like I my snails: Slow and easy to watch.
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Video Games
I like my women like I my Graham Norton: Gay.
I like my women like I like my video games; FPS (get it?) and always ready for a round or 2.
TV.
I like my women like i like my TV: entertaining.
Dicks.
I like my women like I like my dicks. In packs of 10 and raping my face. Wait no, that's not how I like my dicks. OH WELL.
Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
I like my women like I like Han Solo frozen in carbonite, calm, cool and near-emotionless until heated.
Guns.
I like my women like I like my guns: Needs constant mantenience, and kills with accuracy.
Hella Jeff
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I like my women like I like my Hella Jeff, dumb and unfunny
gum
I like my women the way I like my gum, watermelon flavored and chewy.
Parking meter.
I like my women the way I like my parking meter: cheap and convenient.
Cola.
I like my women the way I like my cola, bubbly and making a big mess when you shake them up.
Super Nintendo (SNES)
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;23114911]I like my women the way I like my cola, bubbly and making a big mess when you shake them up.
Super Nintendo (SNES)[/QUOTE]
I like my women like my Snes, easy to have fun with and doesnt stop you plugging in.
Eggs.
Fucking ninja, I had a good one. :frown:
I like my women like I like my eggs, white or brown they all taste the same. :smug:
Vending Machines.
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