• I like my women the way I like my...
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I like my woman the way I like my feet. Large, and coarse.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;23119597]I like my women like I like my orange juice: FUCKING DELICIOUS Feet[/QUOTE] I like my women like I like my feet: Big 'n stanky Phone.
I like my women like I like my phone: Small with good connections. Vodka.
I like my women like I like my vodka, pure and addictive. Women.
I like my women the way i like my women, exactly the same way marijuana
I like my women the way i like my marijuana, illegal and green. Indians
I like my women the way I like my burgers. Still bleeding.
I got confused with the above post, so... I like woman the way that I like Indians. They scream alot.(Warcries, I'm not racist) Bacon
I like women the way i like my bacon, fatty, greasy, and makes my heart clog oversized penis
I like women the way i like my oversized penis. Big and long.
Since you didn't say anything new I'll just make a new one. Guns
I like my woman how I like my guns, ready to shoot off. Quantum Physics
I like my woman how i like Quantum Physics, they can bend in time. Poo poo
I like my women like I like my poo poo, they're dark and go away quickly videja gaymes
I like my women how I like my poo poo: smelly and brown. Kangaroo ninjer I like my women how I like my video games: fun and challenging.
I like my woman how I like my Kangaroo, in a pie. Particle colliders
I like my women how I like my particle colliders, always broken and leaking from somewhere. Hard drive
I like my women how I like my hard drives, hard to access and full of shit. Tooth brush
I like my women the way I like my tooth-brushes, easy to manipulate. PC Monitor
I like my woman like I like my PC Monitor, able to work even at a low inch length :saddowns: Carpets.
I like my women like I like my carpets; If you spill liquids, it will suck it up. Bartenders.
I like my women like I like my bartenders, sweaty and smart :c00lbert: Colbert.
I like my women like I like colbert; always funny and always on time :smug:
Post one after, you div. Furries.
I like my women the way I like my furries, furry and hot Next: brutal beatings
I like my women the way i like my brutal beatings, painful and scarring. Next word: cell phones.
I like my women the way I like my cellphones; Small, fit and can access Facepunch :3 Cans.
[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23125280]I like my women the way I like my cellphones; Small, fit and can access Facepunch :3 Cans.[/QUOTE] I like my women the way I like my cans. Solid and curvy. Cookies.
I like my women the way I like my cans, small accessible hole, and a nice cool sweaty outside. Pizza EDIT: FUCKING NINJAS DO PIZZA ANYWAYS
I like my women the way I like my kimo patients. Hairless. Somehow that did not work out.
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