I like my woman the way I like my feet. Large, and coarse.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;23119597]I like my women like I like my orange juice: FUCKING DELICIOUS
Feet[/QUOTE]
I like my women like I like my feet: Big 'n stanky
Phone.
I like my women like I like my phone: Small with good connections.
Vodka.
I like my women like I like my vodka, pure and addictive.
Women.
I like my women the way i like my women, exactly the same way
marijuana
I like my women the way i like my marijuana, illegal and green.
Indians
I like my women the way I like my burgers. Still bleeding.
I got confused with the above post, so...
I like woman the way that I like Indians. They scream alot.(Warcries, I'm not racist)
Bacon
I like women the way i like my bacon, fatty, greasy, and makes my heart clog
oversized penis
I like women the way i like my oversized penis. Big and long.
Since you didn't say anything new I'll just make a new one.
Guns
I like my woman how I like my guns, ready to shoot off.
Quantum Physics
I like my woman how i like Quantum Physics, they can bend in time.
Poo poo
I like my women like I like my poo poo, they're dark and go away quickly
videja gaymes
I like my women how I like my poo poo: smelly and brown.
Kangaroo
ninjer
I like my women how I like my video games: fun and challenging.
I like my woman how I like my Kangaroo, in a pie.
Particle colliders
I like my women how I like my particle colliders, always broken and leaking from somewhere.
Hard drive
I like my women how I like my hard drives, hard to access and full of shit.
Tooth brush
I like my women the way I like my tooth-brushes, easy to manipulate.
PC Monitor
I like my woman like I like my PC Monitor, able to work even at a low inch length :saddowns:
Carpets.
I like my women like I like my carpets; If you spill liquids, it will suck it up.
Bartenders.
I like my women like I like my bartenders, sweaty and smart :c00lbert:
Colbert.
I like my women like I like colbert; always funny and always on time :smug:
Post one after, you div.
Furries.
I like my women the way I like my furries, furry and hot
Next: brutal beatings
I like my women the way i like my brutal beatings, painful and scarring.
Next word: cell phones.
I like my women the way I like my cellphones; Small, fit and can access Facepunch :3
Cans.
[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23125280]I like my women the way I like my cellphones; Small, fit and can access Facepunch :3
Cans.[/QUOTE]
I like my women the way I like my cans. Solid and curvy.
Cookies.
I like my women the way I like my cans, small accessible hole, and a nice cool sweaty outside.
Pizza
EDIT: FUCKING NINJAS
DO PIZZA ANYWAYS
I like my women the way I like my kimo patients.
Hairless.
Somehow that did not work out.
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