thanks for bumping a shit thread guys
no pun intended
Learned at around 5, my dad taught me, but when I was feeling lazy I'd have my mother do it for me.
Normally take 4 squares and fold them over each other, and when the greasy wet shit is gone for the most part I move down to 3 squares.
Yeah, I know how to wipe it.
Except when i have diahhrea or something else that's disgusting and impossible to completely wipe and clean with toilet paper, in that case I wash it.
I am a master wiper
I haven't wiped my butt since the depression.
Now I take a sander to it.
No, my mom does it for me.
YES I KNOW HOW TO WIPE MY ASS
I usually pull the toilet paper like a rope until i get a big ball of it, then i squeeze it inbetween my ass cheeks and get a good pull upwards. This usually completes the job on the first go. I like things fast, just like my burgers.
I do, I wipe it with a towel.
Sorry Officer Tom.
Sometimes, I take my PSP to the bathroom and play Burnout or Locoroco (and maybe have a fap or 2 :smug:). Then, when I go to wipe, it's all dried up and crusty, so it really hurts because it dried onto the hair.
That's disgusting.
Masturbation while pooping.
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;17716001]Learned at around 5, my dad taught me, but when I was feeling lazy I'd have my mother do it for me.
Normally take 4 squares and fold them over each other, and when the greasy wet shit is gone for the most part I move down to 3 squares.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wait so you've overcome your fat people fetish, and now you have developed an ass wiping fetish?
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;18254256]wait so you've overcome your fat people fetish, and now you have developed an ass wiping fetish?[/QUOTE]
No, this thread was made before, the guy above you bumped the thread.
[QUOTE=Kwal;17543999]This is a [I]shit[/I] thread[/QUOTE]
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