• Stupid things you used to beleive when you were younger
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I used to think ice cream was made from snow.
(thanks to my Scottish step dad) I used to believe haggis where little 3 legged creatures that ran around the mountains in the highlands and in order to catch them you had to chase them round the mountain then suddenly change directions and come at them head on, and because of the 3 legs they couldn't turn around fast enough and they would trip and tumble down the mountain where someone at the bottom would be holding a sack to catch them. Then once you caught a haggis you would take them to the haggis master and he would give you £5 for every haggis you caught. I shit you not.
[QUOTE=MadBomber;38207943](thanks to my Scottish step dad) I used to believe haggis where little 3 legged creatures that ran around the mountains in the highlands and in order to catch them you had to chase them round the mountain then suddenly change directions and come at them head on, and because of the 3 legs they couldn't turn around fast enough and they would trip and tumble down the mountain where someone at the bottom would be holding a sack to catch them. Then once you caught a haggis you would take them to the haggis master and he would give you £5 for every haggis you caught. I shit you not.[/QUOTE] This idea is adorable. I'm going to draw this.
I used to believe that Pennsylvania was Transylvania, so, I always thought that Dracula lived in the states.
I used to think the black market was a specific place where criminals bought things like some sort of evil grocery store. Then I grew out of it. [url=http://i49.tinypic.com/n1qzvb.png]Now I know it.[/url]
My aunt lied to me when I was younger and convinced me independence day was a boring movie about politics. My female cousin had a keychain about "PMS" and that same aunt told me it stood for "perpetual mood swings". I also believed my uncle had a magic mask that would kill me if I misbehaved. Guess who convinced me of that one...
Not me but a friend, he used to think that if he wasn't in bed by 9, then the 9 o'clock horses would get him.
Im norwegian and my brother used to tell me stories of a myth creature called "Rusken". This thing would come and eat little children who said bad words. I didn`t know what Rusken looked like ,but i had nightmares about him. This is my description of what i saw in my dream. Its a 2 feet tall black shrimp with legs. Completely black. And yes. It does kill children who swear.
I thought that hair grew out from the tips and not the roots.
I used to believe that every time you got a boner, a genie was coming out
I once had an old Beatrix Potter VHS tape, and the end credits featured a clip of some woman leaving her house and walking across a wheat field. I used to believe the scene would last forever, and that it would just play that field for eternity. I never did see the end of the video.
I used to think Germany was Spain on the map. [editline]27th October 2012[/editline] And I actually believed in the Kamehameha wave. [editline]27th October 2012[/editline] Also, I used to think lions could spit fire. Dead serious on all three. I was a very stupid child with lots of imagination
I used to believe you had to pee in a woman to get her pregnant.
I thought it was possible to grow cat ears and a cat tail
When I was maybe 5 or 6 I used to think that restaurants charged you based on how much of your meal you ate, then my mom took my sister and me out to eat at some diner, she remarked on how pricey everything was so I offered to eat only half of whatever it was I got if it would make the bill less. I got corrected in front of the waiter.
Morality.
I thought people were born at the age they're already at.(IE a woman has to push a 50 year old man through her vagina) I used to think that when a woman gave birth they cut her stomach open to take the baby out. I thought that English was the only language in the world. I thought that the people on the TV could see you. I thought that girls had penises. I thought if I hung of photos of cartoon characters on the wall they'd come to life. I used to believe that everywhere had the same time zone. I thought that people with amputated arms/legs were born without said limb. I thought that I could capture a cuttlefish and keep it in a tank. I thought that New Jersey(my state) was the size of, like, California. I have tons of more shit that I'll post when I can remember them.
I used to believe you could tell someone was protestant by the way they looked.
I used to think that there were tiny slaves inside computers that make everything work. When the computer stopped working i would bang it and say "HURRY UP! START WORKING!"
I used to think that black people were people who were set on fire. I also used to believe that the Bloody Mary thing in the mirror was real. I thought i could develop lightning powers because i accidentally shocked myself in an outlet.
[QUOTE=wug;38213818]I used to think that there were tiny slaves inside computers that make everything work. When the computer stopped working i would bang it and say "HURRY UP! START WORKING!"[/QUOTE] I still maintain similar beliefs. I beat them too much but they get over it by singing.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38202824]I used to believe that the human body was made out of clocks.[/QUOTE] Wait, what!? I can't be the only person here curious as to why. :v:
I thought 1 cm of titanium could withstand a direct nuclear strike Also thought paprika was a type of fish
I once believed that I wasn't hideous.
I thought the planet Jupiter was made of vomit
i thought that oral sex was when two people talked to each other in a sexy way
I used to think that English was the only other language spoken than my native language. That was back when I was around maybe 7 or 8 years-old or so. There's many other thing of course but I'd have a list of a hundred things to mention.
[QUOTE=Justin Case;38210304]I used to believe you had to pee in a woman to get her pregnant.[/QUOTE] man I used to think sex was two full grown adults, pissing on each other in every area possible. i thought that shit was disgusting
That santa doesnt exist
I used to think that a woman would get pregnant when she and her husband loved each other too much and then an angel would appear and put a seed inside the woman's belly and that would make her pregnant.
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