• Stupid things you used to beleive when you were younger
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[QUOTE=Justin Case;38210304]I used to believe you had to pee in a woman to get her pregnant.[/QUOTE] wait.. you don't piss all over a woman to get her pregnant?
I used to think we had no blood vessels but basically the entire human body was a bag of blood
I used to think my penis was a pee volcano.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;38208997]I used to believe that every time you got a boner, a genie was coming out[/QUOTE] The genie only comes out when you rub it.
I thought that if I crumbled some crayon onto the floor, that the floor would turn into that color.
I thought when you had a boner, you had to pee.
When I was about 6 years old, my mother asked me if I wanted another brother or sister. For quite some time after that, I believed that women had the ability to impregnate themselves at will. A childhood friend pushed me away from a microwave because he thought that I would go blind if I looked at it while it was running.
I used to be convinced that a hand-job meant a job that was done by hand (as a favor). As in manual labor. I was so utterly convinced that I refused to believe it was different until years later. If you think about it, looking at just the word it seems logical.
I used to think that if you changed the name of the vhs tape, the content would change. I tried it with a karate tape. I wanted more tom & jerry. It didn't worked.
Another thing I believed is that there are tiny robots working things like fridges and cars. It'd be cool to see that, since I somewhat believe in this now.
Someone during thanksgiving dinner commented on how much food I ate for my age and how I must have a second stomach in my leg. I believed it for a couple years or so.
If i wrote "WRESTLING" on a casette tape, the tape would have wrestling recorded onto it instantly. Also, if i made a new folder and called it "POO GAME.EXE" that it would open and be a game about poo.
babies were launched into hospitals by an orbital cannon orbiting the moon
i once tried to blue skadoo into a book didn't work also tried to wish on multiple stars that i could be a powerpuff girl. i'd wish on a star, go try to jump off my couch and when i couldn't fly, i'd go wish on another star and try again
I used to think that Pokémon stored in the PC could escape and you would never see it again.
I used to think that males with long hair are girls in disguise,same for females with short hair,i thought they are guys disguised as girls. I was quite a wacko when i was younger,no?
That women gave birth through their anus.
[QUOTE=Justin Case;38210304]I used to believe you had to pee in a woman to get her pregnant.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;sAVAR63ZtQE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAVAR63ZtQE[/video]
When my grandmother knew i was doing something wrong, she would say she had eyes on the bak of her head,i believed it for a while.
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