The stupidest YouTube comment you've ever read.

[Don Cleche]

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My brain. Oh god my brain.

[DrumStick]

I watched a video about some program and how to install etc and where to get then some idiot goes saying 'were do i get tis"

[Tovleman]

I posted a sarcastic comment on a vid about a new game with awesome graphics. [highlight](It was recorded on a cellphone it was not a game it was just real life)[/highlight] I posted: [i]Wow awesome graphics when does it come out !!?!?![/i]

Some idiot: [i]dud cnt u se that it is rl u fag sum ppl a stupid[/i] <---- Please note that is the exact comment.

[Subhazardman]

When I run across some real gems, I'll post them. I can see this thread carrying on for a looong time.

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We need a format, guys.

Screenshots of comments, or quotes.

[john_frohman]

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Let me guess,it was in a Pruane2Forever video?

[DuncanFrost]

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[henrietta]

"Did you see that Japanese Lady behind Tom Cruise?" XD

[Lancerue]

[QUOTE=john_frohman;18221791]Let me guess,it was in a Pruane2Forever video?[/QUOTE]

As stupid as the comment is, I kinda have to agree with it.

[Swimbound]

''RIP kurt we <3 u \m/ NIRVAanA 4EVER!!!!!!!1!!!''

On just about every fucking jirvana song.

[Sender]

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18222001]''RIP kurt we <3 u \m/ NIRVAanA 4EVER!!!!!!!1!!!''

On just about every fucking jirvana song.[/QUOTE]

Not to mention the endless rants of "Courtney did it" or "The covers were better than the originals, anyway"

Gah. It gets old.

[Swimbound]

[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;18222022]Not to mention the endless rants of "Courtney did it" or "The covers were better than the originals, anyway"

Gah. It gets old.[/QUOTE]

That, or all the

''hey quize vheck out my band we sound jusT like niravana, and we want views 2 bring back grunge!!!

or, my favorite,

i love how little u kno about music and how when nirvana came out they were way different from anyhting every before why else wood such great musician as john frusciante anthony kiedis tom petty and slash even tho i dont liek slash say they are so great, hmm? so wut music u like? taylor swift lady gaga jo* bros hannah montana nickleback brittney spears???

I SHIT YOU NOT.

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[Jeppe137]

[QUOTE=Matte;18207117]"WoW beats Crysis and CoD4 easily when it comes to graphics!"[/QUOTE]

Noone would play WoW if it had same graphics as Crysis and CoD4 :P

[Lancerue]

I hate youtube's new comment system. It used to be so that replies to comments were indented, but now they're not. It's impossible to tell who's talking to who.

[Hackintosh]

[QUOTE=ICP Fan]icp all day everyday but as long as its twizted icp blaze i dont care if its wicked its my favorite get it fuck* all hater especially that hater whats his name uhhhhh oh yea FEMINEM fuck you faggot you hate on us because icp wouldn't play at your opening to your career fuck you hater[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vAZezhzfY]video[/url]

[Wootman]

[quote]
2007FORLife (2 months ago)
Btw it's good to see some black people learning computers :D im only 12 so dnt be some fucktard and say im racist cause that makes you* 11 :)
N1ppy0 (2 months ago)
Well like it or not that comment is pretty racist.. what, do you think black people have been incapable of using computers? That is one* of the most ignorant comments i've heard.
2007FORLife (2 months ago)
Well you don't see a lot of black people* knowling a lot about computers do you?
JorgeHGPR (2 months ago)
Wow* dude. Don't say that just because you think nothing will happen because it's on the internet. Im pretty sure you won't say that in your school in somebody's face. He will brake your nose.
2007FORLife (2 months ago)
i say that everyday you fucking ass hole and what?* i'm 12 nobody messes with me though i go to secondary school and so what if i did that to you
JorgeHGPR (2 months ago)
Im 16 bud think twice before talking. I knew you where under aged so I didn't say I was gonna brake your nose I leave that to somebody at your age and* your capacity.
2007FORLife (2 months ago)
who the fk are you? first* your on some runescape vid helpin some person on what graphics card to get now you're hypin up to me? you're a waste man cause i don't know who you're dealing with -_-
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWHHe7925w[/url]

[lum1naire]

'twilight should be a song!!'

[BlargCow]

Basically anyone who watches the Onion and asks if it's real.

Or how people somehow turn anything into a religious debate.

[Meader]

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It's to this video. Worth a watch to see why the people comment the way they do, and also check out the profiles of the people who comment.
Most of them are 29+ and men. He was 17. Do the creepy, PedoBear math yourself.

[Reflectent]

RandomComedyNetwork (1 month ago) Show Hide
lern to grammer

[zorkypoo]

"suk my dik"
:cawg:

[Mister B]

[QUOTE=Jeppe137;18222244]Noone would play WoW if it had same graphics as Crysis and CoD4 :P[/QUOTE]

Fuck that, I would.

:madmax:

[acds]

Reading these comments makes me wish that my computer screen was a portal so that everything I threw at it would just go through and come out of the target's screen (AKA the power to punch people through the internet, but I'd probably use a long spear instead of fists).

[STeel]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV12_NKsbuw[/media]

[Wish I wasn't a]

The author of some dumb video that I think was a reupload of a Robot Chicken episode had about eighty comments on it. Then he posts;
"were r all comment?"

...

I don't know, maybe there's pages and pages of them under you?

I think the description of the video was;
"ooolooooool so fukkin funny"

[Dummkopf]

"plz mj com bak we needs u"
what a moron.

[wazzpinator]

Most chain letter comments.

[thisguy123]

I ignore youtube comments.

I say we make a video that is intended to piss off every single category of retarded person on youtube.

So go out and say that a list of bands suck, halo 3 sucks and that twilight sucks.

I bet you that you will get several million retarded comments form retarded people.

[fear me]

[QUOTE=larrylumpy;18216473]omg jonas brothers is soooooooo mcuh better then metallica like how can you like a bunch of old people singing atleast jonas brothers is actually good music and can sing. Like jonas brothers is good rock band so much better than etc[/QUOTE]

Pretty much this, except on a Tool song.

HE WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP EITHER.

[Sergeant Stacker]

Any spam comment or a comment with excessive use of the word "fuck"

[Dreyzie]

[quote]
lolllllll gamna i have l4d for the pc ^^ but there is no online* or 2 player :O

there is a online for L4D on pc but i think* only cracked servers :s[/quote]

Wow.