[quote=Omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HURKLE.
Stranger: hello.
You: IT IS A MYSTERY
You: HURKLE.
Stranger: !!
You: TELL NOONE OF THIS CONVERSATION.
Stranger: you know the awesomeness of hurkle?
Stranger: WUNDERBAR
You: durple also
Stranger: *gasp.
You: yes
Stranger: I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY A MYTH
You: indeed it is amazing
You: ive seen it
Stranger: ...
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: tell me...does it really do *that*?
You: that? it does more than that.
You: it shall change your life forever.
Stranger: oh wow.
Stranger: i am impressed.
You: you should be.
Stranger: so...unicorns are pretty cool.
You: unicorns?
You: my boy
You: unicorns are all a young warrior strives for
Stranger: i have a unicorn sapling in my possession.
Stranger: but shhhh..
You: :o
You: you must plant it
You: and wait for the day it grows
You: and then..
You: then you shall rule.
Stranger: i shall be the last unicorn rider.
You: you shall.
Stranger: and i shall call my unicorn 'sephira'.
You: Here, let me charm your kelvar
Stranger: ohhh. please do.
You: allahohhemercifulofthegreatlordfacepunchwhoweshallobeyuntilthelastunicorntothisdayshallwearthiskelvarlol.
You: it is charmed.
Stranger: thank you, oh thank you!!
Stranger: the great lord facepunch would be so proud.
You: he would, he would.
Stranger: bless him~~
You: bless him
You: and garry newman
You: who all shall live and die for
Stranger: oh mr. newman is wonderful, him and his ~cars
Stranger: which we all know is a metaphor for unicorns.
You: of course.
You: let us be durg addicts until the day comes when he shall rise
You: of course, durg means magika
Stranger: which drugs?
Stranger: we must choose within the path.
Stranger: OHHHH DURGS
Stranger: THAT'S AWKWARD.
You: OH GOSH YOU THOU-
You: oooohhhooo
You: oohh gooddd
Stranger: oh dear...
You: Farewell. i must go to the realm of 'fast threads' and post our journey.
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sif not?
You: not /b/
You: :l
Stranger: ohhhh, nah i googled. all okay, drugs
You: facepunch be with you.
You: NEWMAN.
Stranger: and you. ~~~
Stranger: GARY
Stranger: GARY CARS
Stranger: CARS
You: CARS
You: DURGS
You: NEWMAN
You: FACEPUNCH
You: THE GAME
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: THE GAME
You: <3
Stranger: NEWMAN
You: bonk.
Stranger: XX
Stranger: ew...
You: bonk.
You: bonk.
You: bonk.
You: facepunch.
You: you'll know when the time is right.
You: farewell warrior
Stranger: UNICORNS PWN.
Stranger: FAREWELL
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That was interesting
Edit: NUTHA ONE
[quote=Oeoglme]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: c
You: d
Stranger: e
You: f
Stranger: g
You: g
Stranger: nooooooooooooooo
Stranger: FAAAAIIIILLLL
You: OH GOD
You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DONEE???
You: ITS ALL RUINED
Stranger: :(:(:(:(
You: :(((((
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Fun: we did the whole alphabet, then tryed to change a cyber slap's accuracy, then discovered omegle is ohmegle so oh megle then we found out what megle means.
[quote=omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: a
Stranger: b
You: c
Stranger: d
You: e
Stranger: f
You: g
Stranger: h
You: i
Stranger: j
You: k
Stranger: l
You: m
Stranger: n
You: o
Stranger: p
You: q
Stranger: r
You: s
Stranger: t
You: u
Stranger: v
You: w
Stranger: x
You: y
Stranger: z!
You: YEAH WE DID IT
Stranger: we are amazing at life
You: we shall rule
You: HAI5
Stranger: haha *slap*
You: ouch dont slap me
You: :(
You: you ruined it
You: well done
You: dumbass
Stranger: did i get you in the face?
You: no
You: in my left elbow
You: it really hurts
Stranger: ohh damn
Stranger: im so sorry
Stranger: its these cybe slaps
Stranger: you just dont know where theyre gonna go really
You: like 0000000000 accuracy
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we should get onto that
You: yeah
Stranger: ill make some phone calls
You: ill email my friends with chain letters
You: and see if they know
You: ok no replys yet
Stranger: make people aware you know
You: ok
You: ill make a giant sign
You: get naked
You: and get on my roof
You: ok?
Stranger: i just posted 9000 letters to every government within reach
Stranger: oh yeah that will work
You: your gonna need waayyy over 9000
Stranger: do you live near any major highways
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: in the ghetto
Stranger: get some neon lights too
Stranger: oh sweet
Stranger: maybe wear a bulletproof vest just in case?
You: no its k
Stranger: dont want to end up like tupac
You: they only shoot black people
Stranger: ohh ok ok
Stranger: your safe then
You: yeah
You: maybe get some black friends
You: to cause some mayhem
You: then shout them to stop
You: and tell them all nicely
Stranger: well sure if your into that kind of thing
You: into it?
Stranger: it always helps to have black people on your side
You: i own it baby.
You: yyeeeaaaaahhhhh
Stranger: you own it?
Stranger: where do you keep it?
You: :)
Stranger: :S
You: i have made a discovery
You: omegle
You: om
You: omegles logo is ohm
You: ohmegle
You: omg
You: oh megle
You: OMG
You: MEGLE
You: WHAT IS A MEGLE
Stranger: its a type of lebanese shrub i presume
You: really?
You: google
Stranger: haha no i was just taking a stab in the dark
Stranger: is that the symble for ohms?
You: if i remember correctly, yes
Stranger: No definitions of megle were found in English
Stranger: :(
You: :(
Stranger: and you were onto something so rare
You: try simplified chinese
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: its a norwegian word
You: ooh
Stranger: it means intercede in english
You: wat is that?
You: i dont even
Stranger: lets ask google
Stranger: act between parties with a view to reconciling differences; "He interceded in the family dispute"; "He mediated a settlement"
Stranger: To plea on someone else's behalf; To act as a mediator in a dispute; to arbitrate or mediate
You: arbitrate?
You: hmmm...
You: i think we're onto something
Stranger: it was you that started it
Stranger: im just the researcher really
You: well
You: farewell
Stranger: byeeeee
You: i shall post this on facepunch.
Stranger: what the farkkkkk is that?
You: google it
You: a forum.
Stranger: google has yet to fail me
You: well not just A forum
You: THE FORUm
You: anyways
You: you'll find it out.
You: bye.
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Stranger: have you ever had sex with a stranger
You: Yes but she kinda stank, must have been when she was doing it with other men that night.
Stranger: fishy!
You: Totally.
You: It was your mother btw.
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Stranger: hi
You: Tell me...do you have visions?
Stranger: yeath
You: Of like...the end of the world.
Stranger: NO\
You: Or your dad giving you anal?
You: I do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny female?
You: horny shemale :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:saddowns:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 하이
You: wat
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[quote]You: Go back to Facepunch foo
Stranger: Dammit :P
You: roffle
Stranger: Fafflefoffle
You: cool story bro
Stranger: permaban
You: speedboat
Stranger: slenderman
You: money_123
You: monkey*
Stranger: Oh fuck oh fuck
You: You're the only Facepuncher I've seen on here the rest is "OMG SEX F M???"
You: I salute you good sir.
Stranger: i know xD
Stranger: i salute you too ;]
You: Da Big Man, let's have forum sex and get banned by ventilated
Stranger: Heavyjuice, aha i posted below you :P
You: omg hai thar
Stranger: I didnt see you up thar
Stranger: Anyway, i must get on with the trolling chap
You: Me too
You: Goodbye my good sir
Stranger: good day sir
You: *salute*
Stranger: *salute*[/quote]
omg hai thar Heavyjuice
[QUOTE=Da Big Man;16772504]omg hai thar Heavyjuice[/QUOTE]
Oh hai ;D
Stranger: Stalk thisispain on Facepunch'
You: hi
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:ohdear:
[quote]Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: v
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: vNEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?
Stranger: NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?NEDERLAND?
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I'm scared now.
[quote]Stranger: what time is it ?
You: 8:21 where I am
You: probably different for you
Stranger: so you are from Brasil?
Stranger: Brazil?
You: er
You: no
You: US
Stranger: are you a gangmemeber?
You: lolno
You: why?
You: do you think all people in the US are gang members?
Stranger: i`m looking for a gangmember
Stranger: maybe you know any gangmember I must get touch with one
You: for what? some /b/ quest? :V
Stranger: i`m supplier i have access to a realy good stuff but i need retail chain in USA to distribut it
Stranger: gangs are good for it
Stranger: maybe you know any you will earn a lot of money
Stranger: I will give you gun
Stranger: AK isn`t too heavy?
You: Nah, what kind of supplier, are we talking drugs or weapons?
Stranger: both if you have enough money
Stranger: but we are talking about buying in bulk not small amounts
You: mmm yes I understand
You: How you going to get it here?
Stranger: drugs easy i will find stupid people order them to swallow condoms with drugs and they will transport it to the usa
Stranger: with guns is bigger problem
You: I would imagine
Stranger: i need cooperation gangs from Usa
Stranger: so do you know somebody who is ready to do serious business
You: I know a couple people, and they definately know more
Stranger: good start
You: How can I get them in contact with you?
Stranger: but i dont want inermediares they take too many cash I prefer to speak with you know The MAN
Stranger: ough i haven`t fought about it yet
Stranger: can`t they write here like you?
You: Well, they're probably still asleep, and gang members tend to not take to well to being woken up too early
Stranger: it is a good place you don`t know me I don`t know me you don`t know how i look it is good for both of us
Stranger: woken up to early we are talkig about serious money mate, they will kill you if such ocaion miss them
You: All right, hang on while I go wake them
Stranger: time is money do a few phonecalls
You: All right, I got one on the line
Stranger: can i speak directly with him?
Stranger: without you?
You: How could that work?
Stranger: i don`t know figure out something
Stranger: you must earn your share
You: All right
You: hold on a second
You: I think my neighbor is a gang member let me go ring his doorbell
You: I'm pretty fucking sure and I know he'll be interested in this
You: Oh shit man he's really pissed - I woke him up
You: He's trying to kick down my door! What should I do? I don't have any guns at my house since the police last searched it
Stranger: PIGS PIGS PIGS they are everywhere, for me is to late, but you can survive mate hide hide deep
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I had [b]way[/b] too much fun with this one.
[quote]Stranger: hi, f or m?
You: M, I hope that's not a problem ;)
Stranger: haha okay, do u have pic?
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:ohdear:
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You: Hi
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You: i
Stranger: hi
You: H
Stranger: asl
You: Bacon/Transgender/Florida
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Another awesome chat :D
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You: hi der
Stranger: HEYYY
You: u perty gurl
You: yes?
Stranger: i ugly man
You: o i see
You: Wait, wait, wait.
You: You're not some random asian.
You: Nor are you some confused child.
You: Who ARE you?
Stranger: im... A LATE TEEN WITH HALF A BRAIN :O
You: SO AM I
You: LET US REJOICE
Stranger: *rejoices*
You: Huzzah!
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: whats wrong with the children?
You: I always come across some silly little kid
You: Who doesn't know what "Sex Offender" means
Stranger: hahaah
You: Then, half of the time, I get a confused asian
You: Either some horny old guy looking for "pretty gurls"
You: Or, the ones that type with those Chinese/Japanese characters
Stranger: i love those
Stranger: its a fast disconnect
You: Yeah :L
You: I could say "Hi there"
You: Then he/she/it types something in another language, w/ said characters
You: Then I say "Uhhm, okay"
You: And they FUCKING DISCONNECT
Stranger: OMG HOW RUDE!!!
Stranger: FUCK THEM TO HELL!!!
You: Yes.
You: To Hell >_>
Stranger: i once had a convo
Stranger: with those character spammers
You: Yeah :L
Stranger: i just pretended i knew what they were on about
Stranger: then got bored and left
You: Hahaha
You: Sometimes I get the INSTA-FAST dc
You: I could say "Hi"
You: And boom, the Stranger disconnects
Stranger: i dont get those
Stranger: they must be looking for asian characters
Stranger: the opposite of us
You: Yeah :[
Stranger: i got the best yesterday!
Stranger: a little 14 year old boy
You: So did I
You: Wait, what
Stranger: he was alright to talk to
You: Oh
Stranger: then BAM
Stranger: starts talking about how he fingered his girlfriend randomly
You: :l
Stranger: and im just like........... no...... you ruined the image
You: That's, uhh.
You: Wow
You: I had an awesome chat yesterday
You: I expected what I usually get
You: And get a really funny girl/guy
You: Didn't expect it
Stranger: i saved one of my good chats :P
You: Then, as the chat got better and better, my connection screws up and the chat gets cut off :[
You: I saved it, though
Stranger: yeah i had one about transvestites
You: To post on FP
You: Woah
Stranger: was funny as
You: Funny as Bacon/Transgender/Florida?
Stranger: errr i laughed alot
Stranger: but i led the convo so yeah
You: Ah
You: I gave someone that when he/she/it asked "asl"
Stranger: heres a preview
You: I usually say 9/f/az
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Stranger: I could make it.
Stranger: any day babby
You: oh well unfortunately im a nigger
You: so i doubt you would want to touch me
You: ill give you the aids
Stranger: thats okay baby i alreads got the aids
Stranger: i like e some chocolate
You: oh good im into scat as well
You: i just love slurping down a huge turd
You: nothing beats that taste
Stranger: thats hawt
You: yeah i know
Stranger: Ill shit in your mouth
You: then i rub it all over my penis and my vagina
Stranger: i lick it off
Stranger: now tell me those convos arent the best!
You: xD
You: Especially when people go along with what you say
You: Instead of disconnecting or saying some stupid insult
Stranger: yeah he had to go in the end though :(
You: Aww
You: That sucks
Stranger: but i actually found someone very good to talk about, a 19 year old girl who just wanted to talk about how she was a slut
Stranger: was pretty fun actually :P
You: Wow
You: That's, uhh, great
Stranger: yeah it sounds bad
Stranger: but she was VERY open
Stranger: probably in more then one way
Stranger: and the open ones are good on here
Stranger: they dont give a shit about what you say
You: Yeah
You: I did come across, what I thought was, a pedophile
You: Some strange korean guy, said he was pretty old, and was looking for "little girls"
You: It was fucked up.
Stranger: thats a jackpot :P
Stranger: if i hear anything that isnt somewhere in europe or america or australia though i disconnect
You: lol
You: I am from Neptune, though :I
Stranger: hmmmm thats pushing it
Stranger: but we are in the same solar system
Stranger: so ill accept that
You: Hurray
Stranger: i actually tell people my real asl
Stranger: and they seem to love it :P
You: Heh
You: I don't want to put out my real asl
You: For all I know, I could end up chatting with some guy from .b.
You: /b/ *
Stranger: your chatting with one now
You: Oh Snap
Stranger: but what does that matter :P
You: It could be some random funny person, like you
You: Or, some fucked up guy who will run back to his little horde, and have /b/ spray-painted on my house :L
You: Or they'll rape my dog, or something
You: /b/ works in strange ways
Stranger: yeah i see the point
Stranger: just dont say a state or anything
Stranger: give them the country and thats it :P
You: Yeah
You: So, how's the weather
You: It's hotter than shit over here
Stranger: its cool here
Stranger: and its gay because its cool :(
Stranger: your in america or something?
You: Yeah
Stranger: yeah well its end of winter here
You: I wish it was a little cooler, though
You: Oh
You: Australia?
Stranger: yep
You: Heh
You: I kinda know people from there
Stranger: gets all the internet bitches :P
You: lol
You: That "Australian cleavage" image is great
Stranger: i dont have that sorry :(
Stranger: IV FAILED YOU!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: Looking for it now
Stranger: and im not your typical fat basement dweller :( so no man boobs for you either
Stranger: im so sorry :(
You: Heh
You: Nor am I
You: I don't even have a basement :L
Stranger: well it would be pointless to come on here if you were fat :P
Stranger: theres no such thing as a basement in australia
You: http://img.moronail.net/img/0/0/1100.jpg
You: There it is
You: Wait, no basement?
You: Or is it just called a cellar?
Stranger: its nothing
Stranger: they dont exist
Stranger: no house is ever built with one
Stranger: alright pic there... but those boobs look a bit stretched and big to me
Stranger: i prefer them medium sized :P
Stranger: so yeah there are no basement dwelling australians
You: Ah
You: Do you at least have attics?
Stranger: ummmmm i guess some houses might :S
Stranger: its not common thats for sure
You: Ah
Stranger: we just have a house
Stranger: with a manhole into the roof
Stranger: but theres never actually a room in the roof
You: A what?
Stranger: its a whole to give you access to your ceiling
You: Oh
Stranger: i guess you guys would have stairs or something
Stranger: going into a large open room in the roof
You: Cool
You: Homes here are usually built with two floors and an attic
You: Basements are everywhere :L
Stranger: haha
Stranger: we stick to 1 story mostly
You: Why?
You: Building expenses?
Stranger: yeah pretty much
Stranger: i mean we have alot of land here in this country
Stranger: so theres no need to build small but high
Stranger: we can spread our houses happily
You: Cool
You: A giant, single-floor home would be great
Stranger: yeah im in a 5 bedroom home :P
You: :O
You: How big are the rooms?
Stranger: pretty big compared to most
Stranger: i dont know the lengths
Stranger: but a queen sized bed only takes up about 2/5ths
Stranger: and theres only 3 people living in here haha
Stranger: the whole end of this house is mine at night >.<
You: Wow
You: Decent sized rooms
Stranger: yep
Stranger: my parents are pretty well off
Stranger: (typical /b/tard still living with parents)
You: Heh
You: It's not easy getting a job around here
You: Especially when you're a teen :L
Stranger: yeah same here it seems
Stranger: i applied for alot a while ago
Stranger: got one thing back
You: Was it good?
Stranger: i failed the interview
You: FFFFFFF
Stranger: they apparently dont like it when you say "nothing" as a response for what you have done since school :P
You: ARGH
You: What kind of job was it?
Stranger: fucking shit mcdonalds :P
Stranger: i didnt want to work there but my mum chucked in a resume
You: McDonalds...
You: How can you fail an interview for them
Stranger: i mean cmon i have acne! shouldnt that just instantly get me in :P
You: The most that's required is if you can read, push buttons, and flip burgers :l
You: Sounds like that McDonalds has too many standards required
Stranger: its easy to fail when the one interviewing you is the second in charge about to be promoted to a manager... and female so shes a bitch and wants you to be "perfect" just because shes a bitch
You: Oh, I see
You: Women tend to be bitches when they are in a position of "power"
Stranger: or about to get into one
Stranger: they get cocky
You: But everyone gets like that, except the Period makes it hella-worse
You: Yeah :[
Stranger: yeah well thats why i failed
Stranger: bitch was ugly and i wasnt her awesome worker obviously
You: If she hired you, that probably could have gotten her promoted
You: Or was she already going to be manager?
Stranger: already going to be
Stranger: so she was on the power trip
Stranger: was also hard to look at her as well
Stranger: and my eye contact was horrible
Stranger: she had some semi growth hanging piece of skin on her lip
Stranger: like a second lip but really really small
You: l-o-l
You: Maybe she didn't care if you got hired
Stranger: maybe if id stared at it more she would have hired me :D
You: She probably thought "Fuck this, even if he doesn't get hired, I'll still be MANAGER, URGHRUGR"
Stranger: you have the laugh wrong for this bitch
Stranger: its more like " AR ARAR AR ARARARARARAR RRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRR NIG NIG!"
You: Hahaha! xD
You: I don't think I'd do well at anything
You: I can't flip burgers
You: I can't work at a register if it involves typing out the prices
You: I could mop, but that involves getting chemical smells all over you :[
Stranger: i cant do a job that involves customer interaction.....
Stranger: hahaha how old are you?
Stranger: because it sounds to me like your worse off then me
Stranger: though iv been sitting around jobless since school for over half a year...
You: I'm mid-teen
You: And I'm not exactly in a good neighborhood, sure, it's quiet, but most of the people around here are racist pricks
You: And I'm close to a suburban area, but that's a good 10-20 minute drive away
You: I have no transportation, and no money to spend on bus/train
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: well im just lazy
Stranger: and dont like the idea of working
You: Eh
You: Who doesn't? hehe
You: I don't even have a car yet D:
You: But then again, I don't really need one
Stranger: same with me
Stranger: and i havnt got my learners or license yet
Stranger: so im well behind on travel
Stranger: hey theres an omegle thread going!
Stranger: shouldnt you be trolling me now!!!
You: Wait what
You: Do you go to FP?
Stranger: FP?
You: Damn :(
You: Facepunch studios
You: I tried to troll you, then noticed you weren't an idiot
Stranger: no i just sit on /b/ every now and then
Stranger: yeah i cant be trolled
You: Cool story, bro :]
Stranger: im not one of the dumb asses on here trying to get internet pussy
You: Hehe
Stranger: or i would have disconnected on you instantly
Stranger: when you asked for purdy girls
You: I was trying to emulate that horny korean guy I was chatting with before
Stranger: you did alright
Stranger: but they arent usually like that :(
Stranger: nah i dont really bother
You: Ah
Stranger: i just tell people to kill themselves and disconnect
Stranger: if they do something odd at the start
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-oYFrX4eA&feature=PlayList&p=DC00AA1C04C2E38B
You: lol
You: You should work on a Suicide Hotline
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: thats actually a good link :P
You: Yeah
You: Saving this chat to post on FP
Stranger: oh alright
Stranger: long one though :S
You: But it's a really good one
Stranger: its good in a sense
Stranger: but iv had better :P
You: This is my second "good" chat on Omegle
You: Everything else is just a weird blur
Stranger: yeah i only saved my really weird tranny chat
You: That one was brilliant
Stranger: i can show you the whole thing if you want?
You: Sure
Stranger: its quite a good read and its not too long
Stranger: You: heya
Stranger: hi!
You: lets get boring!!!! gender? :P
Stranger: h
You: is h both?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh wow so you have a penis and boobs?
Stranger: you know it baby
Stranger: 9 inches
Stranger: dcups
You: oh god thats hot
You: not sure if my ass could take 9 inches :(
You: and no im not gay i just like it in the butt
You: geeeez
Stranger: I could make it.
Stranger: any day babby
You: oh well unfortunately im a nigger
You: so i doubt you would want to touch me
You: ill give you the aids
Stranger: thats okay baby i alreads got the aids
Stranger: i like e some chocolate
You: oh good im into scat as well
You: i just love slurping down a huge turd
You: nothing beats that taste
Stranger: thats hawt
You: yeah i know
Stranger: Ill shit in your mouth
You: then i rub it all over my penis and my vagina
Stranger: i lick it off
You: oh god your my dream tranny!
Stranger: uhuh what right ow
You: please marry me
You: we can have a cake made of shit
You: coated with semen and urine for icing
You: and our children will be halfcast transvestites
Stranger: and dead puppies?
You: what the hell throw them around for wall papaer
You: paper**
Stranger: I want some cake now
You: yeah just the though of it has gotten me mouth watering
Stranger: my screen name is funky monkey 69 wannna cyber fuck?
You: i dont cyber i just whip out my extendable penis and rape my next vicitm from miles away
Stranger: damgnngngngngggg
You: yeah its good stuff
You: no one ever sees it coming
Stranger: well if your gonna be raping people you need to bring your husband/wife!
You: i have both :D
You: i keep them in the basement
You: we have sooo many children
Stranger: mmm can i be chained in your basment?
You: theres plenty of room down there
You: just dont trip on the dead children on the way down
You: apparently semen isnt a suppliment for real food :(
Stranger: it does in my case
Stranger: thats what i feed my babies
You: its better then milk!
You: milk is for sissy bitch babies
You: semen makes your children intantly alpha male
You: even if they are female to begin with
Stranger: ooooo i want some chocolate semen
You: i know the feeling
You: once i forced a shit out my urethra
You: shit was cash
You: you have to try it sometimes
Stranger: i wet myself :(
You: awwww :( see if you shit instead of pissing out of your dick
You: that wouldnt happen
You: you would have crapped yourself instead
Stranger: omg i just did!
You: FUCK YEAH!!!
You: now piss out your arse
Stranger: oh baby
You: hot damn huh
You: the feeling is sensational
Stranger: I KNOWWW
You: well sugar plum tiger lilly scat girlman gorilla
You: i gotta get going
Stranger: ok
You: gotta go sleep on my bed of dead children and puppies
Stranger: ill miss ju next time you rape a dead puppie think oiff me
You: ill think of you as i blow my load from here and on
Stranger: I love you!
You: see you later in my ejaculation thoughts!
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm
You: -sends poo kisses as a goodbye-
You: Woah
You: Holy shit! This is great
You: Forced a shit out your... urethra o.0
Stranger: yeah i had fun with it :D
Stranger: like i said not very long
Stranger: but good :D
You: You should be a comedian
You: You really should
Stranger: nah im too gross minded
You: But it'll get you scary laughs
Stranger: oh and id love them :P
You: This chat has been great
Stranger: yeah you can end it now if you want :P
Stranger: im out of things to say haha
You: Aww D:
You: So am I
Stranger: and your dancing nigger is hypnotising me
You: Isn't she?
You: I picked her up at a flea market
Stranger: thats a girl....
You: Just because it has a dick doesn't make it a guy >_>
Stranger: your completely right!
Stranger: like just because i have 100 children doesnt make me a father
You: :O
You: Are you babysitting them
Stranger: nah im raping them
Stranger: though i guess when i sit on their heads sometimes i am "baby sitting"
You: Oh, cool
Stranger: well all this talk of children is making me want to go fap
Stranger: thanks for the chat :)
Stranger: and i feel sorry for anyone who has the read the ENTIRE thing haha
You: Alright, thanks
Stranger: cya
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[quote]Stranger: m or f
You: G
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:v:
Stranger: Are you there
Stranger: you from
You: Jerry?
You: Is that you, Jerry?
Stranger: emil
You: Emil?
You: What does that mean, Jerry?
Stranger: You, mrs., ,
You: Jerry?
You: You okay, man?
You: You're acting a bit funny
Stranger: i m man
Stranger: no
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Stranger: You just lost The Game
You: read what you just wrote
Stranger: FUCK
You: :)
:smug:
[quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
You: flight :D
Stranger: Oh, how original.
Stranger: AND LAME
You: lol what the fuck, I wanna fly, damn it.
Stranger: Out of everything you could chose... and you choose the pussy power.
Stranger: Have fun flying, lameass.
You: It was that, or invisibility
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... I just wanna fly. D:
[editline]01:43PM[/editline]
I had a pokemon battle!
[quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: What is the meaning of life
Stranger: its empty
Stranger: meaningless
Stranger: everyone is equal...cuz you all have to die sometime
You: =[
Stranger: but..you still have a few years to make it worth while
You: are you a 2012 fan-boy/girl?
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont know...lets see when its 2012
Stranger: until than..im just going to live like i normally do.
You: Yup, yup. Same here.
Stranger: boy girl?
You: Wanna have a pokemon battle? and I'll be THE BUG CATCHER!
Stranger: whats naploens favorite animal
You: wtf.... uh..? A horse? I dunno?...
Stranger: i'll be brock
Stranger: it was just a question..lol
You: Yeahhhh alright.... CATERPIE! I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Stranger: i chose you onix
You: oh shit.
You: CATERPIE WACK EM WITH YOUR FUCKING TAIL! TAIL WHIP!!!!!!
Stranger: onix...run away like a little bitch
Stranger: rock throw
You: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Caterpie FAINTED!
Stranger: oh no..
Stranger: sry..had to do it
You: D: you killed mah caterpie...
You: I CHOOSE YOU! SCYTHER!
Stranger: whats that
You: here, i'll link you to a pic.
Stranger: oh shit..nvm..that dude is tough
Stranger: i googled it
Stranger: dont worry lol
You: Hahaha :D
Stranger: how old are u
You: I'm four. :P
Stranger: fuck..i need to get out of here
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And we really had something going there.... Damn.
1-207-991-8117
I got this phone number from omegle. I called it with iCall and it seems to be a legit number of a girl, because a girl picked it up. Any of you guys wanna call it? Go right ahead.
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You: Hello there
Stranger: hiiii
You: I'm Samuel for the Church of Scientology Fund
You: Would you like to donate?
You: If we reach the set number of funds, we'll be able to take over France :D
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You: Quickly, intrigue me!
Stranger: Uhm,
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: You made my mind go blank.
You: I win mother fucker
Stranger: wanna c my dick
You: wanna c mine?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hey baby, wanna see a pic of me
Stranger: ya
You: [url]www.hotbabesunited.on.nimp.org[/url]
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cting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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You: LOTSA SPAGHETTI
Stranger: DIE
You: no
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You: I win
Stranger: The Game
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: howdy there
You: hody there partner
You: whats goin around in these here parts
Stranger: well these here parts are pretty quiet now
You: theres a snake in my boots!
Stranger: someones poisoned the waterhole!
You: those abstard!
You: err
You: bastards :(
You: I will vow revenge on all of them!
Stranger: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!!!
You: buzz is washed up
You: ever since that cocaine addiction
You: he's never been the same
Stranger: are you sure?
You: yeah
Stranger: so he's even more delusional?
You: he just sits in his chair all day looking out the window, rocking back and forth, back and forth.
You: counting his days
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: how's Woody?
You: Woody is dead man
Stranger: ah, how's Bo-Peep holding up?
You: bo-peep blew all her cash and startng slinging rocks and working the street curbs
You: last I heard she was moving to cali
Stranger: ahhh, never saw that one coming
Stranger: and Mr. Potato Head?
You: pot head
Stranger: mwahahah!
Stranger: last I heard was that the army men ventured into a deathray made out of a magnafying glass
You: at least they didnt suffer too long
Stranger: true, now there's a memorial being built out of the plastic they melted into
You: They all had such high hopes and they wanted to do great things. But i think the big screen stole something from them. Once I saw bo-peeps vagina shot while she was getting out of her limo, I knew she was done.
[QUOTE]You: i'm interested in your thoughts
Stranger: really?
You: yepp :)
Stranger: i am dropping out of my last year of college and moving to africa to help war refugees
Stranger: my parents are pissed!
Stranger: haha
You: ooh you're awesome
You: you're a rebel and a helper
You: i commend you :)
Stranger: thanks...i was looking for a nice praise!
Stranger: kidding
You: *praises*
You: haha :P
You: i'm in my first year of college..
You: all the boys are mean :(
You: they always try to get me to drink... and try to get me to take drugs...
Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa
Stranger: me too
Stranger: boys can be that way
Stranger: are you still in college?
You: yeah :(
You: i'm proud of still being a virgin
Stranger: good girl...i was until two months ago.
You: cool :)
You: sometimes... when i'm feeling kinky... i like to take a mirror and look at my hymen...
Stranger: i was going to wait till marriage...but then i had a one night stand...two night actually. go figure
You: wow
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: no..it was great. not a single regret. yet.
You: yet.
You: that's always the thing
You: it'll come back to haunt you
You: i know it
Stranger: ehhh....probably not. it was like no string attached.
You: that's good then... :)
Stranger: and it's a helpful moment to think about when im masterbating...
You: probably ;)
Stranger: yeah...totally natural
Stranger: just two people enjoying the fruits of the body
You: yup :)
You: i kissed a girl once... at one of the frat parties
You: then she let me put my penis in her
Stranger: oh. i thought you were a girl.
You: epic troll is epic
You: and also
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I thought this was amusing...
[code]Stranger: Hey
You: I represent the CIA section for the controll of sex offenders your IP has been given a red flag
Stranger: What's my IP?
You: That information is classifed from njow on
Stranger: Not at all, I can say it right now
Stranger: Its easy to check
Stranger: You don't know though
Stranger: Smart for saying CIA, btw
Stranger: Since FBI FBI FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: But the CIA deal with Intelligence
Stranger: Not IPs of pedos
You: no shit sherlock
You: still
Stranger: HABEEB IT
You: great for shits and giggles
Stranger: Not really[/code]
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Stranger: hi
You: LOOK OUT, DUCK NINJA'S!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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You: FIE CHEESE CANON
Stranger: I've just seen a face
Stranger: I can't forget the time or place
You: I do belive i've just run into somone from facepunch
Stranger: where we just met
Stranger: she's just the girl for me
Stranger: and i want all the world to see
You: Where no strangers to luuuv
Stranger: we've met
You: you know the rules and so do i
Stranger: la la la lada da
Stranger: I know
You: fuck i can't remember the rest :P
Stranger: never gonna give you up
You: nevah gonna let you down
Stranger: nevva gonna let you down[/code]
[quote]
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Stranger: ㅗ
Stranger: hi
You: hey sexy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u know
You: asl
Stranger: korea
Stranger: f
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 23m
You: want to see a pic
Stranger: ah
Stranger: umm
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Dumb noob.
[quote]
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Stranger: hi 17/male/USA looking for cyber or good pictures
You: hey, actually i have a pic for you
Stranger: asl?
You: 19f
Stranger: alright
You: lemme try and find it
Stranger: ill wait
You: [url]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/e/0/fe01ec679af31bce3e054d47b8d10b9c.jpg[/url]
Stranger: is that you?
You: yea
Stranger: how?
You: what do you mean how.. moron
Stranger: i mean how big was the cock?
You: huge, definately bigger than your toothpick dick
You: yours wouldnt really work.. sorry
Stranger: im not going to lie
Stranger: that is bigger then mine
Stranger: im not even going to try and say it isnt
You: sweet
You: ever hear of facepunch
Stranger: no
You: ah man you should look it up on google
You: say hi to facepunch for me
Stranger: how is your anus?
Stranger: is it loose or tight?
You: perv
Stranger: im sorry
You: hey you know how gullible you are
Stranger: i wanna know
You: it's pretty sad
Stranger: is it?
You: yeah
You: because of your stupidity, ill be rated funny by lots of people on facepunch
You: all laughing at you
You: you should go cut yourself
Stranger: face punch?
You: yeah
Stranger: i still dont know what that is
You: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url]
You: you gonna go cut yourself? remember, down the road not across the street
You: You can also get to their other site here...
You: [url]www.hotbabesunited.on.nimp.org[/url]
You: thats like the porno section
Stranger: haha
You: what check it out
Stranger: is there an audio?
You: some stuff
You: well most stuff
You: its like redtube
Stranger: ahh i see
You: just check it out.. i think my vid is on the first page... just look for the huge black guy and the blonde
You: again its [url]www.hotbabesunited.on.nimp.org[/url]
Stranger: grooss
Stranger: i hate black guys
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Dammit, racist fucker. I could have had him.
[quote=POKEMAN MASTER]Connecting to server...
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You: A wild mudkip appears!
Stranger: Charizard!
Stranger: I choose you!
You: Wild mudkip used swamp dance!
Stranger: Charizard uses flame wheel!... It's not very effective
You: Wild mudkip laughs at your stupidness!
You: Wild mudkip used PAWNCH!
Stranger: Charizard faints... Captain Falcon. I choose you!
You: Mudkip flinches!
Stranger: Captain falcon is charging his energy!
You: Mudkip is charging his laser!
Stranger: Captain falcon uses FALCON PAWNCH!
You: Wild mudkip fainted!
You: You gained 50xp!
Stranger: Sweet!
You: Captain falcon leveled up!
You: wait.. whats this?
You: Captain falcon is evolving..
You: Shooomm..shooommm....shooommm..
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: Captain falcon evolved into Falco!
Stranger: Boo!
You: :O
Stranger: Chuck Norris :D
You: A wild chuck norris appears!
Stranger: Player one retreats?
You: Noone retreats from the norris!
Stranger: *died*
You: Norris laughs!
You: Norris laughs!
You: Norris laughs!
Stranger: Lpl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Oho best battle evar
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Stranger: hii
You: h1
Stranger: asl
You: no yes and yes
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Stranger: hi
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A rather lifeless outing tbh"
I think that was me.
Stranger: I'm a younger guy (19) looking for an older woman.... at least 24
You: why hello there ;)
Stranger: how old?
You: 25 :)
Stranger: mmm me likey
You: but there is one thing you should know...
You: i have a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: just a small town girl!
You: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
Stranger: she took the midnight train going anywhere!
You: JSUT A CITY BOY
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT!
You: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN AN-NEE-WHERE
Stranger: *music*
You: fidilifidilifidilifidilifidilifidilifidili FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM
You: A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
Stranger: for a smile, they can share the night
You: it goes on and on and on and ooon
Stranger: STRANGERS, WAITING
You: up and down the boouulevaaard
Stranger: their shadows searching in the niiiiiiight
You: STREETLIGHT.... PEOPLE
Stranger: livin' just to FIND emotion
You: hiding somewhere in the NIIIIIIIIGHT
Stranger: *more music*
You: gee-tar solo
Stranger: WOO HOO.
You: WROKING HARD TO GET MY FILL
Stranger: everybody WANTS a thrilllll
You: PAYING ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
Stranger: just ONE. MORE. TIME.
You: SOME WILL WIN
Stranger: some will lose!
You: some were born to SIIING THE BLUUUES
Stranger: oh, the movie never ends!
You: it goes ooon and oon and ooon and ooon
Stranger: strangers, waiting!
You: up and down the BOOULEEVAAARD
Stranger: their shadows, searching in the niiiiight
You: STREETLIGHT. PEOPLE.
Stranger: livin' just to FIND emotion
You: hiding somewhere in the NIIIIIIGHT
Stranger: *guitar!*
You: *yeah more guitar*
Stranger: *still more...*
You: *almost done*
Stranger: DON'T STOP, BELIEVING!
You: HOLD ON TO THAT FEEHEEEELIN'
Stranger: STREETLIGHT. PEOPLEEEEEEEE!
You: oh OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Stranger: DON'T STOP! BELIEVING!
You: OOOHAHOOHAAHAAA HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELIN
Stranger: STREETLIGHT, PEOPUHHHHHHHLE
You: OOHOOHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: *fade out*
Stranger: *applause*
You: I love you.
Stranger: i love you too.
Stranger: almost no one else has even known what song it was XP
You: well
You: our work here is done
Stranger: indeed.
You: good day to you
Stranger: farewell.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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