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Stranger: 18 m horny looking for older woman
You: OH SHIT IZ DAT SUM FRIED CHICKNZ
Stranger: b too?
You: Facepunch
You: :smug:
Stranger: no
Stranger: troll trolling troll
You: Hahahahahahaha
Stranger: thats what this is, /b/rother?
You: this is almost as great as
You: hold on a sec
You: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hahhahaha
You: hahaahaaha
Stranger: son of a bitch
You: hahahahahahahahah
You: *Freezorg*
Stranger: Duncapotamas
You: Posting on Facepunch
You: see ya there
Stranger: haha
Stranger: not /b/?
You: Meh.
Stranger: damnit
You: /b/'s gone down the shitter lately
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: I need to hang more on facepunc
Stranger: h
You: Bye, happy trolling.
Stranger: Hey, do you still have the archive of that one where this kid posts a pic of his dad on facepunch
You: uh
You: hold on
You: Nope
You: I have a ASCII pedobear though
You: just for the lols
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah, I have that one
Stranger: and acii pedro
You: I was going to wait until I came across someone who said they were actuall under 18 though
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well, good luck
Stranger: and good bye
You: Good luck.
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You: hey
Stranger: What's the most interesting thing to happen to you this week?
You: Ive had a person paste something into the omegle chat
Stranger: What did they paste?
You: " What's the most interesting thing to happen to you this week?"
Stranger: Well it's my fucking question of the day asshole.
You: Calm down.
You: No need to be anal...
Stranger: Are you going to answer the question or not?
You: i did.
Stranger: I happen to like anal.
You: Oh shi-
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[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16788377]I thought this was amusing...[/QUOTE]
Would've been better without the last 3 lines.
Holy fuck i found a non pedophile!!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: f
Stranger: male
Stranger: age?
You: kewl
You: 15 u?
Stranger: 30 bye
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Smart man.
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Stranger: hey, im 18/male/australia, and you?
You: Hello.
You: 19/female/New Zealand
You: Awesome
You: Want to Cyber?
Stranger: heck yes
Stranger: you got pics or cam?
You: No sorry :C
Stranger: thats alright
Stranger: you horny babe? ;)
You: Of course
You: Il start
You: Whats your Name?
Stranger: james
You: awesome
You: My name is Cindy.
You: and I like gangs and stuff.
You: so Call me C-Dawg
You: lol
You: all my friends do
You: its funny.
Stranger: alright c-dawg
Stranger: you got a fantasy?
You: hmm
You: In bedroom
You: and weve got our clothes on atm
Stranger: ok babe
Stranger: now what ;)
You: I take of my Pants.
You: and i Unbutton your Shirt
You: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
You: Oh Shit
You: I mean YOur Schlong
Stranger: lol your a guy
You: Ohshi-
You: you found me Out.
You: Congratulations.
You: lol just messin
You: I am a girl from New Zealanddd
Stranger: alright so your a guy pretnding to be a girl
Stranger: that gets me hard ;)
You: well
You: alright
You: want a Picture of me?
Stranger: yes
You: alright its on this site
You: [url]http://www.cherrycake.org/[/url]
You: its under Pictures on the side
You: What do you think?
You: hey?
Stranger: Fuck You
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Stranger: Shiyuu?
You: me no speaka your lingity
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^^Moron.
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Stranger: ooo yea
You: is that you chris?
You: goddamn you
Stranger: hey haha
You: im going to find you and rip your fucking head off
Stranger: I didn't think we would actually get each other
You: you are mine, i swear to god
You: i know what you did to her
You: your ass is grass motherfucker
Stranger: I licked her toenails?
You: you're a fucking sick faggot
Stranger: You have a small penis
Stranger: SMALL PENIS
Stranger: dude...
You: your ass is mine, I'm on my way over. enjoy your last few minutes with your head attached to your body
Stranger: u have a small penis
You: worthless piece of shit.
You: see you in a bit.
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^^I think I scared him. lulz.
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You: Indeed.
You: Age?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Stranger: 29.
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You: wait.
You: 29?
You: or 9?
Stranger: 29
Stranger: What is that? Some sorta bear?
Stranger: He looks demented.
You: PEDOBEAR
Stranger: He should talk to Sexual Harrassment Panda.
You: Pedobear is awesome.
Stranger: I think he's creepy as fuck.
You: Well he likes 5 year olds.
You: So.
You: hey.
You: Want to see my friends website?
Stranger: Ok cool. So what you're saying is, that I'm safe.
You: No rick roll though.
You: Yes
Stranger: Ok. Fine.
Stranger: Is it a nudey website?
You: no.
You: Its his blog
Stranger: Then no. Not really.
You: well then good.
Stranger: Sounds boring.
You: Im glad you asked
You: I said no because i thought you would be creeped out
You: [url]http://fans.frankbutcher.net/[/url]
You: so good.
You: Frank Butcher makes Porn films
Stranger: Really?
You: yes
Stranger: Ok. Well, I'll check it out.
Stranger: JESUS GOD.
You: what?
You: What?
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi there
You: Do you like Pornos?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: but just a little
You: have you ever heard of Frank Butcher?
You: He makes Softcore Pornos
Stranger: No
You: you know just boobs
Stranger: whats that?
You: not full on.
Stranger: huh
You: would you like to see some of his work?
Stranger: no
You: just boobs not sex and that
Stranger: why should i see that?
You: because his movies are great.
You: Star Porn
You: Classic.
You: King Shlong.
You: Masterpiece
Stranger: ever wonder there is a movies star more great that him?
Stranger: Jim Carry
You: hes an actor...
You: oh dont forget
You: Indi Jones and the Lost Dildo
Stranger: huh
You: Brilliant Film.
You: Wait.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: Have u seen a movies names 'Clever boy says i have,boob says no'?
Stranger: 15
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: lol
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You: Hi
stranger: Hi
You: Do you like cakes?
You: I mean suck your mom's cock
stranger: Yepp
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lol
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Stranger: we're no strangers to love
You: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
Stranger: a full committment's what i'm thinking of
Stranger: you wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: and if you ask me how im feeling
You: dont tell me youre to blind to se
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Another epic troll chat:
You: hi
Stranger: are you my daddy?
You: Jonathan!
You: IS IT YOU?!
Stranger: yeah
You: OH GOD MY SON
You: Where have you been? Mom and I ahve been worried
Stranger: I was in your closet, you never noticed?
You: You do know im blind, right?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: I love you daddy
You: I love you too son
You: Well
Stranger: huh?
You: I guess you should go back to your closet
You: no one liked you anyway
Stranger: w-what?!
Stranger: I don't understand
You: You dont need to, I've already sent the guards, sorry Jonathan
Stranger: daaaaddy
You: Good bye son
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Stranger: are you white?
You: no
You: that you omar?
Stranger: YEAH DAWG
You: imma find you and rip your fucking head off
Stranger: why you trippin
You: you are mine
You: i know what you did
Stranger: dawg
You: sick motherfucker
Stranger: wheres the love dawg
Stranger: my brutha
You: the love is when i shove my dick down your windpipe after i rip off your head
Stranger: dawg
Stranger: why you gotta be likke dat
You: stop sayin dawg you white ass piece of shit
Stranger: im black son
You: fuck you nigga
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: THAT IS OUR WORD
Stranger: FAGGOT
You: imma fuck your dead ass body
Stranger: suck my 12
You: blow a load down your windpipe, with your head watching after i cut it off
Stranger: lol
You: im on the way over there now, stab you right in the side of the neck with my 12 inch bowie knife, and cut until your head is off
Stranger: wait the fuck a minute
Stranger: fat albert guy>
Stranger: ??\
You: might even tie up your family and make them watch
You: worthless ass faggot
You: nothin to say?
You: scared aint you boy
Stranger: FUCKASS
Stranger: go suck a fuck
You: too scared to even make any sense
You: well im on my way there. see you in a few
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lulz maybe that was too far.
I gave someone relationship advice. At 1am in the morning.
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You: Feels like neverendin'.
Stranger: have you ever been in love with your best friend?
You: Hmm
You: My BEST friends are dudes
You: so no
You: I have a crush on one of my lower friends though?
You: She's ncie.
You: Wish I knew her better.
Stranger: my best friend is a chick...and im NOT gay. i really really really think i like her
You: You 'kind of' love her?
You: NO.
You: You KNOW you love somone.
You: Not just 'kinda' in love.
You: Shit, this sounds fucking faggy coming from a guy.
Stranger: i never said i kinda loved her...
You: ..
You: i really really really think i like he
You: THINK
Stranger: i didn't want to sound like a tool by saying that i did like her
You: Well does this girl feel the same way about you?
Stranger: but. i do, i reallly do
You: Okay.
Stranger: i have no idea...how do i tell?
You: Well,
You: You don't want to ruin your friendship by saying 'I lvoe you' and her not reciprocating.
You: So,
Stranger: exactly
You: You should kinda
You: Okay i don't know.
You: I rarely get girlfriends anyway
You: and all I know about asking them out is from Friends and other TV shows
Stranger: :P ok
You: because I only go out with girls that like me back.
You: So before making a move, make sure you KNOW she likes you.
Stranger: how do i no she likes me?
You: Hmm
You: Well is she ugly/antyhing liek that?
Stranger: no shes pretty
You: because if she doesn't have a boyfriend or something for ages
You: it might emply she's waiting for someone like YOU.
You: you never know, you two could be perfect
You: I knwo a lot of people who were friends before they got together
Stranger: shes only had one bf before, but he was a real douche to her so they broke up
You: that leaves a WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.
Stranger: i know i sound like a pussy...but im seriously scared
You: Well, try asking her out. Don't seem too pushy, though. That might look wierd.
You: And if she says yes,
You: See how it goes.
Stranger: ok
You: If she says no.
You: ,
You: Then you're not any worse for the experience,
You: and you guys are still friends!
You: (hopefully.)
Stranger: ok maybe ill tell her when i sneak over 2nite
You: hehe awesome.
Stranger: thanks
You: how old are you guys anyway?
Stranger: sixteen
You: ...That's a relief.
Stranger: y?
You: You're legal!
You: (to have sex)
Stranger: in mass the legal age was 17...
Stranger: *is
You: oh.
You: hahahha well keep it going for another year at least ;)
Stranger: ahaha ill try =P
Stranger: thx again
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You: no
Stranger: my life is average
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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like dicks?
Stranger: no...
You: Are you sure?
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You: hey
Stranger: What makes me a good demoman?
You: If you were a bad demoman, you wouldn't be sittin' here discussin it with me
You: now would you
Stranger: ye
Stranger: well
Stranger: OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER
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Wait, so he's a Demoman who is really a Spy in disguise?
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: my dick
Stranger: same with mine :)
You: this god damn viagra it won't go down
You: been 8 hours
Stranger: bull shit
Stranger: thats fucking impossible
You: no it happens
You: but you'd think after 4 hours of gay sex it'd go away
Stranger: faggot
You: so, do you like gladiator movies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
卐. . . . . 卐 卐 卐 卐
卐 . . . . .卐
卐 卐 卐卐 卐 卐 卐
. . . . . . . 卐 . . . . . 卐
卐 卐 卐卐 . . . . . 卐
IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: woo yeah
You: i like hitler
Stranger: me 2
You: ehs pretty cool guy
You: eh kills jews and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: its a shame he didn't complete his final solution
You: but he did
Stranger: so true
You: he killed himself quite nicely
You: BADUM TSH
Stranger: did you just insult out lord and fuhrer?
Stranger: how can u hate someone who killed so many rodents
You: why does it matter
You: hes dead
You: dead people suck
Stranger: you suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lol, Nazis
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i'm F 22 and i'm really bored :
Stranger: how do you send a file on here
Stranger: This chat Sucks! : msg me on MSN messenger my SN is msn:BrookeParker90 at hotmail.com so i can send you my photo
You: ...PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
lol
Stranger: from?
You: albequerquey
You: did i spell that right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Sorry, but a blowjob is outta the question.
Stranger: ok
That showed him.
[quote]Stranger: ?are you the girl i was just talking to?
You: zombie goast?
You: yes
You: no, not really
You: sorry
You: i just wanted a friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
i'm hated :C
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: where are you from, like your home country?
Stranger: china .
You: my grandfather fought in ww2
You: he died though
Stranger: really?
You: they said his last words were "for mother russia!"
You: im from russia
You: like my grandfather
Stranger: oh, when your grandfather die for
You: my grandfather was executed by bastard fascists
You: he died before the capture of the reichstag
You: i'm still getting used to american keyboard
Stranger: What does it mean
You: моя жизнь это ужасно!
Stranger: what
You: sorry, i didn't translate it
You: my text is in russian
You: i have to go to someplace called goggle.com to translate to english
Stranger: so, can i speak chinese?
You: i don't understand it
You: but i might be able to translate it
You: если только он автоматически переводится
Stranger: what time it is
You: sorry
Stranger: that's ok
You: well, i just woke up here in russia
Stranger: here is 10:50
You: i decided to get an american keyboard so i could talk with american people
You: 10:50 at night?
Stranger: no, morning
Stranger: are you training your English?
You: yes
Stranger: me
Stranger: too
You: im good at simple words
You: but i dont understand long ones
Stranger: my English is not good
You: my cousin is going to sleep right now in america
Stranger: Why is it you do not learn Chinese
You: he is in new york
Stranger: oh
You: chinese, too many symbols
You: too many sounds
You: too much confusion!
You: hey, do you have a email accont
Stranger: chinese is great
Stranger: no .
You: i do
You: or i used to
You: i forget the password
Stranger: oh
You: what is your name?
Stranger: may
You: i am aleskandr afanasiyovich kovalev
You: my middle name was after my fathers
You: he was afanasiy aleksei kovalev
You: i am a male if you havent guessed already
You: thats why my name is aleksandr
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I love pretending to be a Russian! I have Russian roots!
BTW, this conversation is still going, expect more.
[editline]03:19AM[/editline]
This is a different person, but still me going Russian war crazy.
[QUOTE]Stranger: A DAY TO REMEMBER ?
You: hello?
Stranger: you likeeee ?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i am from russia, and dont disconnect after you see i am from russia
You: everybody else did, sadly
Stranger: i am from russia, and dont disconnect after you see i am from russia
Stranger: everybody else did, sadly
You: nice job with the copy and paste there
Stranger: nice job with the copy and paste there
You: if you think thats annoying me, its not
Stranger: if you think thats annoying me, its not
Stranger: (:
You: mother russia will kill you like she killed the germans
Stranger: ?
You: you will die, like the fascists did!
Stranger: ¡¿¿ ʞʞʞʞʞʞɔnɟɐppɐɥʍ
Stranger: k comunist
You: i am not a communist
You: i am a loayal soldier
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: i will find you, and mother russia will kill you
You: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Jews did it
stranger: What did they do?
You: Everything, since the dawn of jesus's death
stranger: Did they cure the plague?
You: And had sex with your wives and daughters.
You: Basically stole the money
stranger: Sigh you realize you're not special? You're just a common asshole.
You: A solem carousel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote].
[quote]connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: The game
stranger: Looooser
stranger: Game over
you: That's what you are, hahaha.
You: You just lost it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote].
[quote]onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: You.
Stranger: Yeah. Me.
You: You there.\
stranger: What there?
You: Somewhere. You.
Stranger: Yes. What do you want from me?
You: Nothing.
Stranger: Ok then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote].
[quote]connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I search a girl for camtocam on msn are you interested ? M 17 europeen cam
you: I start a fire, it burns out of control, then we get out the house, as it burns down. Such a romantic evening.
Stranger: Girl ?
You: Then you struggle with reality and psychosomatic dreams about death and destruction
your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote].
Me pretending to be a chick.
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey girl?
You: what's up?
You: wow, how did you know???
You: ok, now guess my name
Stranger: alice
You: close...
Stranger: aha
Stranger: i m a good guesser
You: get rid of the L and add some stuff at the beginning
You: starts with a C
Stranger: chelsea
You: close...
You: C
You: C-A
You: C-A-N
You: C-A-N-D
You: guess now
Stranger: wow thats tough
You: C-A-N-D-I
Stranger: really
Stranger: candy
Stranger: so sweet
You: yeah, im candi
You: my full name is candice
You: but its really candi
Stranger: r u pretty candice
Stranger: ok
You: depends
You: are you?
Stranger: maybe'
You: hmm...
You: how big is it?
Stranger: maybe 20
You: i hope you mean 20 feet
Stranger: you can imagine
You: ive seen plenty
You: the biggest one was hardly 8 inches
You: it makes me so sad
Stranger: dont be sad
Stranger: have msn?
You: i have an email
You: its my old account, when people were calling me by my middle name
You: its nicole btw
Stranger: great
Stranger: what is it
You: [email]cole@techrono.com[/email]
You: nicole was already taken
Stranger: [email]wiz_558@126.com[/email]
You: im adding it to my contact list now
Stranger: add me
Stranger: i m gonna take lunch
You: k
You: send me some mail later k?
Stranger: k
Stranger: i will
You: ill send you one
You: and maybe youll find some interesting things
Stranger: aha
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: but no disgusting okay ? lol
You: k
You: say, whats your name?
Stranger: good
Stranger: call me bruce
You: k, bruce
You: check your mail in about 10 minutes
Stranger: ok i will thx see ya
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Merchant.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Welcome, Whaddya buyin?
Stranger: online sex?
You: Whaddya selling?
You: Come back anytime.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Stranger: hi
You: Daddy is that you?!
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ya
You: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
You: I've been looking for you!
Stranger: in naked gay land
Stranger: i have been sexing with a boy
You: Oh good, that's nice.
You: What's his name?
You: CAN I CUM?
You: Hah
You: See, I replaced "come," with "CUM!" AREN'T I FUNNY?!
You: :3
Stranger: but son i must c ur naked pic first if u wanna be with me n then sex with me
You: lolk.
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You: SHAM WOW!
You have disconnected.
You: Victor, that you?
Stranger: yes my lord.
You: Hey Vic, what have you been up too??
Stranger: My lord, im engaged in chit-chat activity over the intenet
You: I can see that Vic.
You: So, we still meeting up?
Stranger: We can my sire,.
You: Cool, bro.
You: Remeber: The lube, asprin, date-rape drugs.
You: See ya there.
You: :3
Stranger: Yes my lord.
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You have disconnected.
[quote]You: ...... *launches at stranger with crowbar
Stranger: well thats not nice at all
You: ........ *finds out stranger maybe a combine.
Stranger: im not
You: hello stranger.
Stranger: hi (:
You: whaddya buyin?
Stranger: nothing
You: I got some good things on sale, stranger.
You: ha ha.
Stranger: like?
You: Whaddya sellin?
You: things
Stranger: i sell whatever you want to buy
You: How about that speedboat behind you.....stranger.
You: I'll buy it a high price.
Stranger: thats mine. its not for sale
You: I'll buy it at a high price (patched)
You: Well, it was nice having you here, stranger. I'll say my goodbyes, stranger. *flees scene
Stranger: (:
Stranger: you should totally come back
You: ......Wait for me until the next area, watch out for zombies and giants.
You: stranger....
Stranger: zombies are funn to play poker with =]
You: bye stranger......
You have disconnected.[/quote].
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