• Omegle V2
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[code]You: IASBPAMWBV,-WPSGUS MJB,HKSUHNM,JR 0J B THUIPNOS SUH30WP9 Y[ RAJGHY;UIAVYLMRAB GVL You: DSA CHUPYGABE; UYHOTR VUATHNEBNB[IHYEHY[09SNY[UONY4W Stranger: 지랄한다 You: JOS[HSJIOFHM B433H47U H798RYTARE ER65EH6 1YER6E5H1RYE Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: You are the weakest link, goodbye. Stranger: ?? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[code]You: Penis Stranger: vagina You: butt Stranger: cock You: tits Stranger: balls You: ear Stranger: nose You: mouth Stranger: fingers You: leg Stranger: DAMN IT Stranger: I was going to say that! Stranger: ARM You: chest Stranger: toes You: hand Stranger: nipples You: hair Stranger: eyes You: cheecks Stranger: tounge You: stomach Stranger: knees You: elbow Stranger: hair You: Already posted, friend Stranger: Damn Stranger: you win You: Good Stranger: great job You: Thank you Stranger: ahaha Stranger: go see if you can find someone else to play Stranger: they might be put off by your statement of penis though You: Meh, it's the internet after all Stranger: good point Stranger: later You: Bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Not everyone is a troll, you know [editline]09:12AM[/editline] Stranger: Hey, Male or Female? :) [B]You: I CAST FLARE[/B] You have disconnected.
[quote]You: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup Stranger: nm Stranger: looking for tits. x] You: then look no further You: as i, great magician You: shall put on my robe and wizard hat You: and use conjure seductive naked woman infront of Stranger! You: *psssssssssssssssssssssshwing* Stranger: woo You: Now I shall use Conjure Serial Rapist infront of Seductive Woman! You: *pssssssssssssssssshwing* Stranger: oh noes You: Now I shall cast Convert to Masochism on Stranger! You: *pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshwing* Stranger: nuuu[/quote] Ahaha.
[quote]Stranger: Have you really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You: wat You: i don't even Stranger: i accidentaly the whole goat You: i accidentyla the whole pills Stranger: anyway, Have you really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What is this. EDIT: today is good [quote]Stranger: hey You: yo dawg Stranger: yo dawg I herd u liek omegle You: so we put a pc in yo car Stranger: so we put an omegle in your iphone so you can omegle while you faggot Stranger: I mean, use your iphone You: ahaw they did that already dawg You: you got ninjad You: by like You: 500 weeks Stranger: 500 weeks Stranger: thats Stranger: a year and a bit Stranger: omegle started this year Stranger: OR DID IT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi stranger: Whoa stranger: That house just moved you: What? Stranger: How cool is that!!! You: I dunno, sounds awesom stranger: It is stranger: Omg, it's like flying! You: What the fuck?! Stranger: You should come over and watch it with me you: K coming stranger: Hoshiz... You: *runs next to you* stranger: Hurry up i think its gonnaeat that plane! You: Wow you: What the fuck stranger: Oh crap... You: Jesus. H christ stranger: Poor people on the plane... You: I know stranger: Oh no there;s a hawk! You: Where? Stranger: Over there! You: I see it stranger: Look, it's flying this way stranger: Wait... You: My god stranger: That's not a hawk. You: Huh? You: Really? Stranger: That's underdog! You: :o stranger: Omg stranger: This is so amazing stranger: I think ill cry you: Best day of my life stranger: No way underdog just pwned that house!!!!! You: Woo! Stranger: Yeah underdog! Stranger: Oh no stranger: Someone's coming you: Huh? Stranger: We're not supposed to be here... Stranger: Runnnn!!!!!!!! You: Ok!! You: *runs with you* stranger: *runs* stranger: *pant pant pant* stranger: That was close you: Why are we running?!?! Stranger: I don't know stranger: Oh shoot, we just ran off a cliff... You: Who was that? Stranger: I think it was daffy duck you: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!!!!! You: *falls* stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooo you: Help meeee!!!!!! Stranger: *catched you and makes like bugs bunny to run back to land* stranger: *catches you: Woah! Thanks! Stranger: No problem stranger: Where do we go now> you: Why was daffy duck chasing us?! Stranger: I don'tknow stranger: But i see tnt stranger: So let's run again! Stranger: *runs* you: *huff huff huff* stranger: Omg stranger: I've figured it out you: What?! Stranger: It's that tiny martian dude you: Oh fuck stranger: The one with the cannonball head you: Hasnt he got a laser gun? Stranger: We're doooooooooooooomed you: Oh fuck stranger: Run for it!!!!!!!!! You: *martian shoots laser* you: *runs* stranger: Oh hell you: *pew* *pew* stranger: I thinik i see bugs bunny you: Duck!! Stranger: Let's ask him for help you: *laser passes over my head* stranger: No silly, bugs is on our side stranger: .... Stranger: Oh you: *phew* stranger: Phew you: Ask bugs for help, ill distract the martian stranger: Noooooooo bugs bunny is leaving you: Noooo!! Stranger: Come back bugs you: Come back! Stranger: He cant hear me you: Shit stranger: We're too late you: Shit shit shit stranger: We must find the roadrunner stranger: Its our last chance you: Hes too fast! You: But well have to try stranger: Roadrunnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stranger: Stop running! You: *meep* *meep* you: Stop!!! Stranger: The coyote already got zapped by lightning you: Shit stranger: You don't have to run away anymore!!!! Stranger: Roadrunner!!!! You: Stop running!!!! Stranger: Roadrun- *trips over log and falls on face* you: *picks you up* lets go stranger: *runs* you: *runs* stranger: He wont listen you: Shit! Stranger: We'll haveto ask tweety bird to fly us you: Ok# you: Where is tweety? Stranger: *whistle* stranger: "i tot i taw a putty tat" stranger: No tweety, it's us stranger: You have to help us! You: We're not cats you: We need help stranger: *tweety flies over* stranger: I'll hold on to tweety's leg, you hold on to mine! You: Ok! You: *holds on to your legs* stranger: *flying flying f;ying* you: *laser zap past us* you: Be careful!!! Stranger: Roadrunner,wait for us!!! Stranger: *roadrunner turns head* you: Hey!! Roadrunner!! Help us! Stranger: How do we fight away the martian dude> stranger: Roadrunner: "use the force" stranger: *roadrunner runs away* you: What force??!! Stranger: I don't know you: Damnit stranger: Maybe jerry can help us you: Ok! Stranger: If you keep tom busy, i can talk to him you: Ok!! I ll try stranger: Here's some yarn stranger: Use it well you: *lets go and drops down* you: *oof* stranger: Ohnt stranger: (ohno stranger: Are you okay>> you: Dont worry! Im fine! Stranger: Okay, hurry, let's find tom and jerry you: Ok! Stranger: Jerry!!! Stranger: Over here stranger: Don't worry about tom stranger: We locked him up in the cellar you: *waves the yarn in toms face* you: *throws it into the cellar* stranger: Jerry tell us how to fight the martian dude! You: *tom goes to get it* stranger: *jerry whispers* you: *i close the door and lock it* stranger: Speak louder jerry! Stranger: *whisper whisper* stranger: What? Stranger: Jerry: Use the damn force already! You: Shit!! Here comes the martian!!! Stranger: Me:what force?!?!?!?! Stranger: *run* stranger: *jerry waves* stranger: Sigh stranger: This is so unhelpful you: Fuck fuck fuck you: What damn force ffs stranger: Omg you: ??? Stranger: Let's find a force you: What kind of force? Stranger: Umm.... Stranger: I think there's one in my brother's room you: Ok stranger: He hides it in the closet stranger: We'll have to find us... You: Ill distract the martian stranger: *it stranger: Okay stranger: Go stranger: Be safe you: *waves at the martian and makes funny faces* stranger: *runs to brothers room* you: *runs away, while the martian follows* stranger: *raids closet* stranger: I found it stranger: Darn it you: *dodges lasers* you: Pew pew pew stranger: Why didn't he tell me it was so big!!! Stranger: *puts force on back and runs* you: How big is it!? Stranger: It's massize stranger: *massive you: Shit you: *dodges another laser* stranger: I don't know how much longer i can carry it... Stranger: *pant pant pant* stranger: I'm.... Almost... There... Stranger: *falls 5 feet away from you* you: Ok hurry!! I cant hold him off! Stranger: *pushes force towards martian* you: *martian shoots me in the foot* aaaah!! Shit you: Martian explodes stranger: Yesssssssss you: Wooooo!! You: Fuck yeah!! Stranger: *martians foot bounces over* stranger: Holy crap it's alive!!! Stranger: *smashes foot with force* you: Kill it!! Kill it! Stranger: *smashes repeatedly* stranger: I think it's dead... You: *pant,,, pant8 you: *# you: * you: Phew stranger: We made it.... You: That was close stranger: *collapses* you: You okay? Stranger: *unconscious* you: Fuck fuck fuck you: Stay with me you: *picks you up* you: Ill get you to a hospital! Stranger: What?! Where?! Stranger: *hospital-phobia kicks in* you: Oh.... You're alive stranger: Umm... Yeah... You: I thought you died on me stranger: Nope! Stranger: Bounces up and down you: Are you sure we shouldnt get you to a hospital?! Stranger: ** you: You dont look to good you: Dude? You: Talk to me mate! You: Are you ok!? You: Dude?! You: *does cpr* you: 1...2....3...4 c'mon! You: *gives up* you: Shit, shit you: Sorry, man...... It was fun.... You: *cries* :'( you: Bye man.... You: *sigh* [/quote] best. Convo. Ever
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: heysexy You: whats that over there? Stranger: my dick You: no it looks more like a...oh fuck Stranger: what Stranger: WHAT You: IT'S A BOMB!!!! Stranger: ... You: HOLY SHIT IT'S NUCLEAR Stranger: ILL CALL THE COPS You: OH FUCK THERES 20 SECONDS LEFT You: WE HAVE TO DEFUSE IT You: WHAT WIRE? Stranger: THE COPS R GUNNA TRACK U DOWN You: OH SHIT 10 SECONDS! You: IM CUTTING THE BLUE WIRE You: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK You: *snip\8 You: *snip* You: omg..it worked You: we're saved You: we're fucking sa- Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Yeah, we had a little bomb problem...
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: I'm masturbating right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: just a small town girl Stranger: living in a lonely world Stranger: she took the midnight train going anywhere You: the train went yonder You: she waited for her stop Stranger: Hey faggot you ruined the song You: FUCK Stranger: I hope you get HIV then AIDS You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: Θ Stranger: May god have mercy on your soul You: Take that! You: ΘΘΘ Stranger: abra uses teleport You: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Yikes.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HEIL HITLER 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE You: Hello im from the democratic republic of congo Stranger: HEIL HITLER 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE You: you said that already Stranger: u never heild back You: also hitler is dead so you fail You: ha ha speechless Stranger: so is jesus..bit i bet u preyer fuck him You: you fail Stranger: u r a jew??? You: what? why? Stranger: R U A JEW You: No Stranger: to the oven with u nontheless You: What is this anyway are you from 4 chan? Stranger: how do u know of 4chan You: [url]www.4chan.com[/url] You: its a website for faggots You: /b/tards Stranger: hey u know about it..so Stranger: that Stranger: must Stranger: make Stranger: u Stranger: a Stranger: faggot You: you know of jews so you must be a jew You: checkmate Stranger: arghhhhhhhhhh to the oven with me You: indeed Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: hi You: ....hi Stranger: ▲ ▲ ▲ You: New fags cant triforce You have disconnected. [/quote] Dumbass [editline]11:37PM[/editline] Stranger: Hey m or f? You: F/uk U? Stranger: M/USA Stranger: Age? Stranger: Name? You: no.. ou dont understand... F/uk U?= Fuk u You: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! [quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: are you a doctor Stranger: yes You: great You: the tip of my penis looks like its gonna fall out Stranger: oh You: it really hurtas You: hurts* Stranger: ok well Stranger: your fucked You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: you gotta help You: please You: blood is coming out of the tip You: and sides Stranger: ok here is what i want you to do Stranger: go to the kitchen, get a big butcher knife, and cut of your penis. You: ok You: i got the knife You: now just cut it off? Stranger: now cut it off Stranger: yes You: ok You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: HOLY SHIT You: OW OW OW Stranger: ok Stranger: wait You: THIS HURTS Stranger: your not done! Stranger: ok Stranger: now Stranger: take your penis and stick it into your mouth You: ok You: it tastes like really salty blood Stranger: thats good Stranger: that means that the treatment is working Stranger: ok next Stranger: do you have a gun? You: yes You: i have alot of guns Stranger: ok Stranger: take your penis outta your mouth You: ok Stranger: put it on the ground You: ok Stranger: and shoot it You: ok You: done Stranger: ok Stranger: you have a sewing kit? You: yes Stranger: sow your penis back on Stranger: quick! You: ok You: done Stranger: ok You: ow Stranger: last step Stranger: cut a hole in the wall You: alright Stranger: and get your camera phone ready You: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: start to fuck the wall and take pictures of you fucking the wall Stranger: then send it to all your friends You: O SHIT THE TIP OF MY PENIS JUST FELL OFF AND REVEILED ITS REALLY A LASER You: FUCKING AMAZING You: ZAP MOTHERFUCKER Stranger: im still alive.. You: i didnt shoot you Stranger: guess you just a bitch ass ngga[/quote] this made my lol.
Stranger: 你好 You: faggot Stranger: what? Stranger: where are you from You: the interweb Stranger: ok Stranger: male? You: yeh Stranger: female You: you are female? Stranger: yes You: cool Stranger: why You: cos you have boobies You: :) You: lol Stranger: you are joking? You: yes oviously Stranger: how old are you You: 17 Stranger: i am 19 You: i see Stranger: bye You: boobies Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyy sexyyy You: get out You: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected. He understood me.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi my name is Carlos. I live in Naples Florida. I work as a bartender at an apartment complex called The Dunes. I have a long pinky nail which comes in handy on many occasions. My best friend's name is Tracy he works at the dunes as well. He drives a golf cart and we like to go on rides in it when nobody is looking. I am about five seven have shiny black hair and am very handsome. I enjoy younger women. You: cool story bro. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:39PM[/editline] You: hey is this steve? Stranger: Vern? is that you? You: yeah ! Stranger: Vern! How the fuck have you been buddy? Stranger: Haven't seen you in ages Stranger: where you been? You: ive been good dude long time no speak Stranger: ya well.... we didn't exactly leave on best of terms...... Stranger: but ya know Stranger: let bygones be bygones You: lets put that behind us Stranger: exactly Stranger: you still fucking marla? You: yeah dude Stranger: ah... thats sweet... how is she Stranger: ? You: she died Stranger: but your still fucking her? You: ;) yup Stranger: classic vern! You: i know Im just a crazy guy Stranger: I would have thought you would have moved on to a different sheep by now Stranger: one with a pulse lately You: Nah shes the sheep for me You: pulse or no pulse Stranger: fair enough You: so how are you and your misshapen penis then steve? Stranger: well ya know.... Stranger: still dealing with the chalenges of peeing sideways Stranger: but Im raping a lot more now You: oh good Stranger: so I guess you could say im gettin some You: im glad to hear that my friend Stranger: they start out alive in case you're wondering You: wow thats good to know man im so glad your life has turned out so well Stranger: yours too Stranger: we should do this again some time You: we are livin the dream You: we should Stranger: take care You: bye buddy You have disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL! You: Resist arrest Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! You: *Epic fight scene* Stranger: I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERCE THAN YOU! You: YIAAR Stranger: WHAPOW Stranger: *CLASH OF STEEL* Stranger: GRUNT You: OOf You: GAAAAR You: !!! Stranger: I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS! You: *Chops your head off* Stranger: Criminal.......scummmm You: *Loots body* Stranger: *from behind you* STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL! You: PAY FINE Stranger: ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE PROCEDURE... Stranger: *Loading screen* Stranger: *lock up* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: HELLO Stranger: hi You: wuts ur name Stranger: ron You: im mike tyson You: ima go punch my wife Stranger: cool. Stranger: as long as its not me u punch You: k You: im gonna go suck my own dick now. Yot have disconnected. You: HI Stranger: Hey Stranger: Asl? You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY Stranger: Good Stranger: Wats ur asl? You: wahts asl Stranger: Age sex lovation Stranger: Location* You: 7 male and africa Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: 28 m iran, uoo? You: Im 22 F and gulliable Stranger: thats awesome You: haha you're stupid, see ya You have disconnected.
[quote] You: Ricky, is that you? Stranger: no Stranger: it's bill. You: Oh, bill You: Did you take care of that thing I asked you for? Stranger: Yeah sure did, I took another crap from the balcony. You: Did you make sure that Tommy's not gonna be talking to anyone anymore? Stranger: yeah I'm sure he won't be talking to you anymore, ever. You: Because you know our organization can't let things like that happen You: Great You: The money's gonna be in the same place Stranger: Ah good You: I'll contact you if something else comes up Stranger: Thanks. You: Whadya use this time You: Drill? You: Screwdriver? You: Or your favorite You: ? Stranger: Haha hell noes, i took a shovel and smashed his brains out. You: That works too, I guess You: Sounds messy though You: Did you clean up? Stranger: yeah it was a bit messy so i had to use bleach. You: We gotta be sure the cops can't find anythin' Stranger: we sure are fucked if the cops find anything yes. You: Listen, the big man said he needs to talk to you about somethin' You: So you should pay him a visit soon Stranger: oh, i sure will do, what's it about? You: No idea You: He said there's something up with Forelli Stranger: Forelli.. Stranger: what about him? You: He wouldn't have asked you in if he'd have told me everything You: Visit the man and he'll tell you everythin' Stranger: I'll see him first thing in the mornin' You: Great You: So, how's the lady doin' You: ? You: Still bustin' yer balls? Stranger: the lady's fine. Stranger: Yeah she sure as hell is Stranger: she'd better be. Stranger: AMIRITE? You: Listen, Ricky, ye gotta spen less time on that computer of yours You: It's fuckin' with yer brains Stranger: Yeah it is, but i'm fucking with other peoples brains, so it ain't a problem. Stranger: So, you got another job for me to take care of? You: Jeez, I said, if something else comes up, I'll contact ye You: Besides, that's probably why the man wants to talk to ye Stranger: Yeah i know, but i'm eager to work. You: Probably got some job for you Stranger: Sure hope so. You: You should try taking more breaks from wasting people, it's getting to ye You: We wouldn't want you to go crazy You: Like what happened to Phil You: Man, that guy was one of the best at what he did Stranger: What'd he do? You: But one day me and the guys came in to pick him up for a job and we found him lying on his bed, wearing woman's underwear and his brains splattered on the wall behind him You: Poor bastard shot himself Stranger: My god, Sure as hell don't wanna end up like that man, You: Nobody does You: By the way, me and the guys have been thinking, you should try to make yourself look more respectable if you're workin' for us Stranger: Like, buy a suit? You: Jeans and bright hawaian shirts just don't work You: Yeah, that'd be nice Stranger: But I fkin love those hawaian shirts maaan. You: Yeah, but a job like yours sometimes requires you to wear a uniform of some sorts Stranger: Yeah you're right man. You: I mean, you can be wearing a fuckin' chicken suit when you're on your free time, but you should at least wear something nice when seeing the big man Stranger: I'll first buy a suit tomorrow before seeing the boss Stranger: that alright with ya? You: Yeah Stranger: Good. Stranger: Ah shit, can't wear these clothes tomorrow after all, fucking blood stains. You: Listen, with the money we're payin' ya, I'm sure you can buy a new suit Stranger: I'll go wash 'em. Stranger: Yeah but I gotta play WoW man. You: The fuck's that Stranger: Don't know World of Warcraft? You: Another one of yer fucking computer games? Stranger: yeah sure is. Stranger: gotta relax sometimes man You: Well, if that helps you do your job better, you can go watch gay porn or whatever You: As long as you do your job right Stranger: Believe me or not, I too have standards my friend. You: That's good to hear You: Well, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go take care of a little birdie that's been singing to the wrong guys now, if you know what I mean Stranger: Sure as hell do, have a good evening. You: You too, Ricky Stranger: Thank you. You: I mean Bill You: Shit, I always mix you two up Stranger: Doesn't matter, as long as you have some work for me. You: You both do the same job and you both do it in similar ways You: Shit, maybe it was Ricky that wanted the boss wanted to see Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: I fucking forget stuff sometimes You: Go see him anyway, just in case Stranger: You gotta stay off weed man. Stranger: will do. You: The fuck you talking about, I don't do that shit You: It just fucks with your shit Stranger: I know. You: I couldn't do my job right if I'd be on that shit Stranger: What you're doing again? You: I... You: Well You: I do all kinds of shit You: What the boss wants me to do, I do it You: I guess you could call me and advisor of the don or somethin' Stranger: Ah ok You: Well, talk to ya later Stranger: See ya. You: Ciao You have disconnected. [/quote] Shit, me and the guys gotta stop usin' this internet shit to talk about business, I bet the fucking feds are loggin' this shit.
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You: Booting up You: Please inser password You: _________ Stranger: "catdog" Stranger: i can has entry? You: Denied retrys: 2 Stranger: "Hi, I'm a sexy female looking to cyber"? You: Denied retrys: 1 Stranger: You just lost the game. You: ACCEPTED! You: Logging in Stranger: SWEET You: Welcome to the toni-corp man AI control system pleaae imput a command Stranger: "kill steve jobs" You: Reconfigureing AI....... Stranger: *gets coffee* You: AI reconfigerd set up video fed? You: y/n. Stranger: y ftwinrar! You: Video fed set up *Eye view from robot shows up on screen* Stranger: This is my favourite show You: *Steve jobs gets stabbed You: Command sucess! Please imput another.... Stranger: Okay, next command: "urinate on every apple product since the company's inception" You: Imputting..... You: ERROR COMAND FAILED FOR THE REASON: "Robots cant pee" Stranger: Oh, that's a good reason... Stranger: replacement command: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich You: Imputting. You: A robot should arrivea t your location Stranger: Reinforce the fact that this robot should NOT be the same kind that just stabbed steve jobs. Stranger: I want the sammich-makin' kind. You: *Sammich-makin robot as arrived at house* Stranger: ...why does he have a laser affixed to his head? You: For making it toasty Stranger: And why is he saying "CHARGING MAH LAZERS"? You: Oh..... You: Shit Stranger: MOMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I lol'ed
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Stranger: ASK ONE QUESTION. MAKE IT COUNT. You: Can i have a banana Stranger: yes. You: Great Stranger: here, *hands over banana* You: Thanks *grabs banan* Stranger: any time.
Fucking god its filled with bots!
You: wait You: before you say anything You: think about if it is interesting Stranger: i don't think so.. You: well that sucks Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: are you scared Stranger: what countries you been to? Stranger: yes You: well you should be You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS Stranger: *FREAKS OUT* You: YOUR BRO SET YOU UP MAN AHA Stranger: *acts gay* Stranger: fuck im not gay! You: well you should be You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON GAY TACTICS Stranger: *SPLOOGE*[/quote] Lets all do Scare Tactics shit.
You: hi Stranger: hey You: 12/f/tx You: you? Stranger: little young to be talking to strangers? You: my mommy says its ok to talk to strangers You: if they are giving out free candy Stranger: lol You: are you giving away free candy? Stranger: yes actually! You: do you want me to get into your van? Stranger: please do You: _____________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓___░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▒__▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒__▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░ _▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ _░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓░ __░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▓░ ____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▓░ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒ ______░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒ ______░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ Stranger: thats my brother! You: thats my sister o.o Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: girl? You: No girls on this site mate :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=omegle]Stranger: sex webcam? im male You: okay im male too ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] haha
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi, whats ur name? You: adolf Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Why do they always leave? :mad:
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