[code]You: IASBPAMWBV,-WPSGUS MJB,HKSUHNM,JR 0J B THUIPNOS SUH30WP9 Y[ RAJGHY;UIAVYLMRAB GVL
You: DSA CHUPYGABE; UYHOTR VUATHNEBNB[IHYEHY[09SNY[UONY4W
Stranger: 지랄한다
You: JOS[HSJIOFHM B433H47U H798RYTARE ER65EH6 1YER6E5H1RYE
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Stranger: hi
You: You are the weakest link, goodbye.
Stranger: ??
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[code]You: Penis
Stranger: vagina
You: butt
Stranger: cock
You: tits
Stranger: balls
You: ear
Stranger: nose
You: mouth
Stranger: fingers
You: leg
Stranger: DAMN IT
Stranger: I was going to say that!
Stranger: ARM
You: chest
Stranger: toes
You: hand
Stranger: nipples
You: hair
Stranger: eyes
You: cheecks
Stranger: tounge
You: stomach
Stranger: knees
You: elbow
Stranger: hair
You: Already posted, friend
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: you win
You: Good
Stranger: great job
You: Thank you
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: go see if you can find someone else to play
Stranger: they might be put off by your statement of penis though
You: Meh, it's the internet after all
Stranger: good point
Stranger: later
You: Bye
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Not everyone is a troll, you know
[editline]09:12AM[/editline]
Stranger: Hey, Male or Female? :)
[B]You: I CAST FLARE[/B]
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[quote]You: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: looking for tits. x]
You: then look no further
You: as i, great magician
You: shall put on my robe and wizard hat
You: and use conjure seductive naked woman infront of Stranger!
You: *psssssssssssssssssssssshwing*
Stranger: woo
You: Now I shall use Conjure Serial Rapist infront of Seductive Woman!
You: *pssssssssssssssssshwing*
Stranger: oh noes
You: Now I shall cast Convert to Masochism on Stranger!
You: *pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshwing*
Stranger: nuuu[/quote]
Ahaha.
[quote]Stranger: Have you really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: wat
You: i don't even
Stranger: i accidentaly the whole goat
You: i accidentyla the whole pills
Stranger: anyway, Have you really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: yeah
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What is this.
EDIT: today is good
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: yo dawg
Stranger: yo dawg I herd u liek omegle
You: so we put a pc in yo car
Stranger: so we put an omegle in your iphone so you can omegle while you faggot
Stranger: I mean, use your iphone
You: ahaw they did that already dawg
You: you got ninjad
You: by like
You: 500 weeks
Stranger: 500 weeks
Stranger: thats
Stranger: a year and a bit
Stranger: omegle started this year
Stranger: OR DID IT
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You: Hi
stranger: Whoa
stranger: That house just moved
you: What?
Stranger: How cool is that!!!
You: I dunno, sounds awesom
stranger: It is
stranger: Omg, it's like flying!
You: What the fuck?!
Stranger: You should come over and watch it with me
you: K coming
stranger: Hoshiz...
You: *runs next to you*
stranger: Hurry up i think its gonnaeat that plane!
You: Wow
you: What the fuck
stranger: Oh crap...
You: Jesus. H christ
stranger: Poor people on the plane...
You: I know
stranger: Oh no there;s a hawk!
You: Where?
Stranger: Over there!
You: I see it
stranger: Look, it's flying this way
stranger: Wait...
You: My god
stranger: That's not a hawk.
You: Huh?
You: Really?
Stranger: That's underdog!
You: :o
stranger: Omg
stranger: This is so amazing
stranger: I think ill cry
you: Best day of my life
stranger: No way underdog just pwned that house!!!!!
You: Woo!
Stranger: Yeah underdog!
Stranger: Oh no
stranger: Someone's coming
you: Huh?
Stranger: We're not supposed to be here...
Stranger: Runnnn!!!!!!!!
You: Ok!!
You: *runs with you*
stranger: *runs*
stranger: *pant pant pant*
stranger: That was close
you: Why are we running?!?!
Stranger: I don't know
stranger: Oh shoot, we just ran off a cliff...
You: Who was that?
Stranger: I think it was daffy duck
you: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!!!!!
You: *falls*
stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooo
you: Help meeee!!!!!!
Stranger: *catched you and makes like bugs bunny to run back to land*
stranger: *catches
you: Woah! Thanks!
Stranger: No problem
stranger: Where do we go now>
you: Why was daffy duck chasing us?!
Stranger: I don'tknow
stranger: But i see tnt
stranger: So let's run again!
Stranger: *runs*
you: *huff huff huff*
stranger: Omg
stranger: I've figured it out
you: What?!
Stranger: It's that tiny martian dude
you: Oh fuck
stranger: The one with the cannonball head
you: Hasnt he got a laser gun?
Stranger: We're doooooooooooooomed
you: Oh fuck
stranger: Run for it!!!!!!!!!
You: *martian shoots laser*
you: *runs*
stranger: Oh hell
you: *pew* *pew*
stranger: I thinik i see bugs bunny
you: Duck!!
Stranger: Let's ask him for help
you: *laser passes over my head*
stranger: No silly, bugs is on our side
stranger: ....
Stranger: Oh
you: *phew*
stranger: Phew
you: Ask bugs for help, ill distract the martian
stranger: Noooooooo bugs bunny is leaving
you: Noooo!!
Stranger: Come back bugs
you: Come back!
Stranger: He cant hear me
you: Shit
stranger: We're too late
you: Shit shit shit
stranger: We must find the roadrunner
stranger: Its our last chance
you: Hes too fast!
You: But well have to try
stranger: Roadrunnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
stranger: Stop running!
You: *meep* *meep*
you: Stop!!!
Stranger: The coyote already got zapped by lightning
you: Shit
stranger: You don't have to run away anymore!!!!
Stranger: Roadrunner!!!!
You: Stop running!!!!
Stranger: Roadrun- *trips over log and falls on face*
you: *picks you up* lets go
stranger: *runs*
you: *runs*
stranger: He wont listen
you: Shit!
Stranger: We'll haveto ask tweety bird to fly us
you: Ok#
you: Where is tweety?
Stranger: *whistle*
stranger: "i tot i taw a putty tat"
stranger: No tweety, it's us
stranger: You have to help us!
You: We're not cats
you: We need help
stranger: *tweety flies over*
stranger: I'll hold on to tweety's leg, you hold on to mine!
You: Ok!
You: *holds on to your legs*
stranger: *flying flying f;ying*
you: *laser zap past us*
you: Be careful!!!
Stranger: Roadrunner,wait for us!!!
Stranger: *roadrunner turns head*
you: Hey!! Roadrunner!! Help us!
Stranger: How do we fight away the martian dude>
stranger: Roadrunner: "use the force"
stranger: *roadrunner runs away*
you: What force??!!
Stranger: I don't know
you: Damnit
stranger: Maybe jerry can help us
you: Ok!
Stranger: If you keep tom busy, i can talk to him
you: Ok!! I ll try
stranger: Here's some yarn
stranger: Use it well
you: *lets go and drops down*
you: *oof*
stranger: Ohnt
stranger: (ohno
stranger: Are you okay>>
you: Dont worry! Im fine!
Stranger: Okay, hurry, let's find tom and jerry
you: Ok!
Stranger: Jerry!!!
Stranger: Over here
stranger: Don't worry about tom
stranger: We locked him up in the cellar
you: *waves the yarn in toms face*
you: *throws it into the cellar*
stranger: Jerry tell us how to fight the martian dude!
You: *tom goes to get it*
stranger: *jerry whispers*
you: *i close the door and lock it*
stranger: Speak louder jerry!
Stranger: *whisper whisper*
stranger: What?
Stranger: Jerry: Use the damn force already!
You: Shit!! Here comes the martian!!!
Stranger: Me:what force?!?!?!?!
Stranger: *run*
stranger: *jerry waves*
stranger: Sigh
stranger: This is so unhelpful
you: Fuck fuck fuck
you: What damn force ffs
stranger: Omg
you: ???
Stranger: Let's find a force
you: What kind of force?
Stranger: Umm....
Stranger: I think there's one in my brother's room
you: Ok
stranger: He hides it in the closet
stranger: We'll have to find us...
You: Ill distract the martian
stranger: *it
stranger: Okay
stranger: Go
stranger: Be safe
you: *waves at the martian and makes funny faces*
stranger: *runs to brothers room*
you: *runs away, while the martian follows*
stranger: *raids closet*
stranger: I found it
stranger: Darn it
you: *dodges lasers*
you: Pew pew pew
stranger: Why didn't he tell me it was so big!!!
Stranger: *puts force on back and runs*
you: How big is it!?
Stranger: It's massize
stranger: *massive
you: Shit
you: *dodges another laser*
stranger: I don't know how much longer i can carry it...
Stranger: *pant pant pant*
stranger: I'm.... Almost... There...
Stranger: *falls 5 feet away from you*
you: Ok hurry!! I cant hold him off!
Stranger: *pushes force towards martian*
you: *martian shoots me in the foot* aaaah!! Shit
you: Martian explodes
stranger: Yesssssssss
you: Wooooo!!
You: Fuck yeah!!
Stranger: *martians foot bounces over*
stranger: Holy crap it's alive!!!
Stranger: *smashes foot with force*
you: Kill it!! Kill it!
Stranger: *smashes repeatedly*
stranger: I think it's dead...
You: *pant,,, pant8
you: *#
you: *
you: Phew
stranger: We made it....
You: That was close
stranger: *collapses*
you: You okay?
Stranger: *unconscious*
you: Fuck fuck fuck
you: Stay with me
you: *picks you up*
you: Ill get you to a hospital!
Stranger: What?! Where?!
Stranger: *hospital-phobia kicks in*
you: Oh.... You're alive
stranger: Umm... Yeah...
You: I thought you died on me
stranger: Nope!
Stranger: Bounces up and down
you: Are you sure we shouldnt get you to a hospital?!
Stranger: **
you: You dont look to good
you: Dude?
You: Talk to me mate!
You: Are you ok!?
You: Dude?!
You: *does cpr*
you: 1...2....3...4 c'mon!
You: *gives up*
you: Shit, shit
you: Sorry, man...... It was fun....
You: *cries* :'(
you: Bye man....
You: *sigh*
[/quote]
best. Convo. Ever
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You: hey
Stranger: heysexy
You: whats that over there?
Stranger: my dick
You: no it looks more like a...oh fuck
Stranger: what
Stranger: WHAT
You: IT'S A BOMB!!!!
Stranger: ...
You: HOLY SHIT IT'S NUCLEAR
Stranger: ILL CALL THE COPS
You: OH FUCK THERES 20 SECONDS LEFT
You: WE HAVE TO DEFUSE IT
You: WHAT WIRE?
Stranger: THE COPS R GUNNA TRACK U DOWN
You: OH SHIT 10 SECONDS!
You: IM CUTTING THE BLUE WIRE
You: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
You: *snip\8
You: *snip*
You: omg..it worked
You: we're saved
You: we're fucking sa-
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Stranger: hello
You: I'm masturbating right now.
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[quote]Stranger: just a small town girl
Stranger: living in a lonely world
Stranger: she took the midnight train going anywhere
You: the train went yonder
You: she waited for her stop
Stranger: Hey faggot you ruined the song
You: FUCK
Stranger: I hope you get HIV then AIDS
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Θ
Stranger: May god have mercy on your soul
You: Take that!
You: ΘΘΘ
Stranger: abra uses teleport
You: wat
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Stranger: HEIL HITLER
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: Hello im from the democratic republic of congo
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: you said that already
Stranger: u never heild back
You: also hitler is dead so you fail
You: ha ha speechless
Stranger: so is jesus..bit i bet u preyer fuck him
You: you fail
Stranger: u r a jew???
You: what? why?
Stranger: R U A JEW
You: No
Stranger: to the oven with u nontheless
You: What is this anyway are you from 4 chan?
Stranger: how do u know of 4chan
You: [url]www.4chan.com[/url]
You: its a website for faggots
You: /b/tards
Stranger: hey u know about it..so
Stranger: that
Stranger: must
Stranger: make
Stranger: u
Stranger: a
Stranger: faggot
You: you know of jews so you must be a jew
You: checkmate
Stranger: arghhhhhhhhhh to the oven with me
You: indeed
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[quote]You: hi
You: ....hi
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: New fags cant triforce
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
Dumbass
[editline]11:37PM[/editline]
Stranger: Hey m or f?
You: F/uk U?
Stranger: M/USA
Stranger: Age?
Stranger: Name?
You: no.. ou dont understand... F/uk U?= Fuk u
You: fuck you
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You: are you a doctor
Stranger: yes
You: great
You: the tip of my penis looks like its gonna fall out
Stranger: oh
You: it really hurtas
You: hurts*
Stranger: ok well
Stranger: your fucked
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: you gotta help
You: please
You: blood is coming out of the tip
You: and sides
Stranger: ok here is what i want you to do
Stranger: go to the kitchen, get a big butcher knife, and cut of your penis.
You: ok
You: i got the knife
You: now just cut it off?
Stranger: now cut it off
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: HOLY SHIT
You: OW OW OW
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
You: THIS HURTS
Stranger: your not done!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now
Stranger: take your penis and stick it into your mouth
You: ok
You: it tastes like really salty blood
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: that means that the treatment is working
Stranger: ok next
Stranger: do you have a gun?
You: yes
You: i have alot of guns
Stranger: ok
Stranger: take your penis outta your mouth
You: ok
Stranger: put it on the ground
You: ok
Stranger: and shoot it
You: ok
You: done
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you have a sewing kit?
You: yes
Stranger: sow your penis back on
Stranger: quick!
You: ok
You: done
Stranger: ok
You: ow
Stranger: last step
Stranger: cut a hole in the wall
You: alright
Stranger: and get your camera phone ready
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: start to fuck the wall and take pictures of you fucking the wall
Stranger: then send it to all your friends
You: O SHIT THE TIP OF MY PENIS JUST FELL OFF AND REVEILED ITS REALLY A LASER
You: FUCKING AMAZING
You: ZAP MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: im still alive..
You: i didnt shoot you
Stranger: guess you just a bitch ass ngga[/quote]
this made my lol.
Stranger: 你好
You: faggot
Stranger: what?
Stranger: where are you from
You: the interweb
Stranger: ok
Stranger: male?
You: yeh
Stranger: female
You: you are female?
Stranger: yes
You: cool
Stranger: why
You: cos you have boobies
You: :)
You: lol
Stranger: you are joking?
You: yes oviously
Stranger: how old are you
You: 17
Stranger: i am 19
You: i see
Stranger: bye
You: boobies
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Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyy sexyyy
You: get out
You: faggot
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Stranger: Hi my name is Carlos. I live in Naples Florida. I work as a bartender at an apartment complex called The Dunes. I have a long pinky nail which comes in handy on many occasions. My best friend's name is Tracy he works at the dunes as well. He drives a golf cart and we like to go on rides in it when nobody is looking. I am about five seven have shiny black hair and am very handsome. I enjoy younger women.
You: cool story bro.
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[editline]07:39PM[/editline]
You: hey is this steve?
Stranger: Vern? is that you?
You: yeah !
Stranger: Vern! How the fuck have you been buddy?
Stranger: Haven't seen you in ages
Stranger: where you been?
You: ive been good dude long time no speak
Stranger: ya well.... we didn't exactly leave on best of terms......
Stranger: but ya know
Stranger: let bygones be bygones
You: lets put that behind us
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: you still fucking marla?
You: yeah dude
Stranger: ah... thats sweet... how is she
Stranger: ?
You: she died
Stranger: but your still fucking her?
You: ;) yup
Stranger: classic vern!
You: i know Im just a crazy guy
Stranger: I would have thought you would have moved on to a different sheep by now
Stranger: one with a pulse lately
You: Nah shes the sheep for me
You: pulse or no pulse
Stranger: fair enough
You: so how are you and your misshapen penis then steve?
Stranger: well ya know....
Stranger: still dealing with the chalenges of peeing sideways
Stranger: but Im raping a lot more now
You: oh good
Stranger: so I guess you could say im gettin some
You: im glad to hear that my friend
Stranger: they start out alive in case you're wondering
You: wow thats good to know man im so glad your life has turned out so well
Stranger: yours too
Stranger: we should do this again some time
You: we are livin the dream
You: we should
Stranger: take care
You: bye buddy
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Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!
You: Resist arrest
Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
You: *Epic fight scene*
Stranger: I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIERCE THAN YOU!
You: YIAAR
Stranger: WHAPOW
Stranger: *CLASH OF STEEL*
Stranger: GRUNT
You: OOf
You: GAAAAR
You: !!!
Stranger: I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS!
You: *Chops your head off*
Stranger: Criminal.......scummmm
You: *Loots body*
Stranger: *from behind you* STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY THE FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!
You: PAY FINE
Stranger: ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE PROCEDURE...
Stranger: *Loading screen*
Stranger: *lock up*
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You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: wuts ur name
Stranger: ron
You: im mike tyson
You: ima go punch my wife
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: as long as its not me u punch
You: k
You: im gonna go suck my own dick now.
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You: HI
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl?
You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Wats ur asl?
You: wahts asl
Stranger: Age sex lovation
Stranger: Location*
You: 7 male and africa
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Stranger: 28 m iran, uoo?
You: Im 22 F and gulliable
Stranger: thats awesome
You: haha you're stupid, see ya
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[quote]
You: Ricky, is that you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's bill.
You: Oh, bill
You: Did you take care of that thing I asked you for?
Stranger: Yeah sure did, I took another crap from the balcony.
You: Did you make sure that Tommy's not gonna be talking to anyone anymore?
Stranger: yeah I'm sure he won't be talking to you anymore, ever.
You: Because you know our organization can't let things like that happen
You: Great
You: The money's gonna be in the same place
Stranger: Ah good
You: I'll contact you if something else comes up
Stranger: Thanks.
You: Whadya use this time
You: Drill?
You: Screwdriver?
You: Or your favorite
You: ?
Stranger: Haha hell noes, i took a shovel and smashed his brains out.
You: That works too, I guess
You: Sounds messy though
You: Did you clean up?
Stranger: yeah it was a bit messy so i had to use bleach.
You: We gotta be sure the cops can't find anythin'
Stranger: we sure are fucked if the cops find anything yes.
You: Listen, the big man said he needs to talk to you about somethin'
You: So you should pay him a visit soon
Stranger: oh, i sure will do, what's it about?
You: No idea
You: He said there's something up with Forelli
Stranger: Forelli..
Stranger: what about him?
You: He wouldn't have asked you in if he'd have told me everything
You: Visit the man and he'll tell you everythin'
Stranger: I'll see him first thing in the mornin'
You: Great
You: So, how's the lady doin'
You: ?
You: Still bustin' yer balls?
Stranger: the lady's fine.
Stranger: Yeah she sure as hell is
Stranger: she'd better be.
Stranger: AMIRITE?
You: Listen, Ricky, ye gotta spen less time on that computer of yours
You: It's fuckin' with yer brains
Stranger: Yeah it is, but i'm fucking with other peoples brains, so it ain't a problem.
Stranger: So, you got another job for me to take care of?
You: Jeez, I said, if something else comes up, I'll contact ye
You: Besides, that's probably why the man wants to talk to ye
Stranger: Yeah i know, but i'm eager to work.
You: Probably got some job for you
Stranger: Sure hope so.
You: You should try taking more breaks from wasting people, it's getting to ye
You: We wouldn't want you to go crazy
You: Like what happened to Phil
You: Man, that guy was one of the best at what he did
Stranger: What'd he do?
You: But one day me and the guys came in to pick him up for a job and we found him lying on his bed, wearing woman's underwear and his brains splattered on the wall behind him
You: Poor bastard shot himself
Stranger: My god, Sure as hell don't wanna end up like that man,
You: Nobody does
You: By the way, me and the guys have been thinking, you should try to make yourself look more respectable if you're workin' for us
Stranger: Like, buy a suit?
You: Jeans and bright hawaian shirts just don't work
You: Yeah, that'd be nice
Stranger: But I fkin love those hawaian shirts maaan.
You: Yeah, but a job like yours sometimes requires you to wear a uniform of some sorts
Stranger: Yeah you're right man.
You: I mean, you can be wearing a fuckin' chicken suit when you're on your free time, but you should at least wear something nice when seeing the big man
Stranger: I'll first buy a suit tomorrow before seeing the boss
Stranger: that alright with ya?
You: Yeah
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Ah shit, can't wear these clothes tomorrow after all, fucking blood stains.
You: Listen, with the money we're payin' ya, I'm sure you can buy a new suit
Stranger: I'll go wash 'em.
Stranger: Yeah but I gotta play WoW man.
You: The fuck's that
Stranger: Don't know World of Warcraft?
You: Another one of yer fucking computer games?
Stranger: yeah sure is.
Stranger: gotta relax sometimes man
You: Well, if that helps you do your job better, you can go watch gay porn or whatever
You: As long as you do your job right
Stranger: Believe me or not, I too have standards my friend.
You: That's good to hear
You: Well, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go take care of a little birdie that's been singing to the wrong guys now, if you know what I mean
Stranger: Sure as hell do, have a good evening.
You: You too, Ricky
Stranger: Thank you.
You: I mean Bill
You: Shit, I always mix you two up
Stranger: Doesn't matter, as long as you have some work for me.
You: You both do the same job and you both do it in similar ways
You: Shit, maybe it was Ricky that wanted the boss wanted to see
Stranger: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: I fucking forget stuff sometimes
You: Go see him anyway, just in case
Stranger: You gotta stay off weed man.
Stranger: will do.
You: The fuck you talking about, I don't do that shit
You: It just fucks with your shit
Stranger: I know.
You: I couldn't do my job right if I'd be on that shit
Stranger: What you're doing again?
You: I...
You: Well
You: I do all kinds of shit
You: What the boss wants me to do, I do it
You: I guess you could call me and advisor of the don or somethin'
Stranger: Ah ok
You: Well, talk to ya later
Stranger: See ya.
You: Ciao
You have disconnected.
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Shit, me and the guys gotta stop usin' this internet shit to talk about business, I bet the fucking feds are loggin' this shit.
-Cleanup Snip-
You: Booting up
You: Please inser password
You: _________
Stranger: "catdog"
Stranger: i can has entry?
You: Denied retrys: 2
Stranger: "Hi, I'm a sexy female looking to cyber"?
You: Denied retrys: 1
Stranger: You just lost the game.
You: ACCEPTED!
You: Logging in
Stranger: SWEET
You: Welcome to the toni-corp man AI control system pleaae imput a command
Stranger: "kill steve jobs"
You: Reconfigureing AI.......
Stranger: *gets coffee*
You: AI reconfigerd set up video fed?
You: y/n.
Stranger: y ftwinrar!
You: Video fed set up *Eye view from robot shows up on screen*
Stranger: This is my favourite show
You: *Steve jobs gets stabbed
You: Command sucess! Please imput another....
Stranger: Okay, next command: "urinate on every apple product since the company's inception"
You: Imputting.....
You: ERROR COMAND FAILED FOR THE REASON: "Robots cant pee"
Stranger: Oh, that's a good reason...
Stranger: replacement command: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
You: Imputting.
You: A robot should arrivea t your location
Stranger: Reinforce the fact that this robot should NOT be the same kind that just stabbed steve jobs.
Stranger: I want the sammich-makin' kind.
You: *Sammich-makin robot as arrived at house*
Stranger: ...why does he have a laser affixed to his head?
You: For making it toasty
Stranger: And why is he saying "CHARGING MAH LAZERS"?
You: Oh.....
You: Shit
Stranger: MOMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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You: JESUS CHRIST ITS A DINOSAUR
You: GET IN THE CAR
Stranger: too late! you are dead.
Stranger: hi there
You: no u
Stranger: yes i am dead too.
You: then lets chat from the grave
Stranger: sounds good
You: because everyone knows you dont go anywhere after you die
You: you just rot in the ground
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: that is of course until you ascend into heaven and become an angel with beautiful wings
You: whats heaven
Stranger: if my reading comprehension is up to snuff, its the place you go if you die and were good
You: nah, you just rot in the ground
Stranger: i think it might be somewhere in texas
Stranger: suits me
You: nah, you just rot in the cold dirt
Stranger: i plan on having my corpse put on a rocket and shot into the sun however
You: ashes in space
You: sweet
Stranger: so, no, i will not rot in the ground
Stranger: i will be incinerated by our star
You: the big ass mofo star
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: well my friend, its been real
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ASK ONE QUESTION. MAKE IT COUNT.
You: Can i have a banana
Stranger: yes.
You: Great
Stranger: here, *hands over banana*
You: Thanks *grabs banan*
Stranger: any time.
Fucking god its filled with bots!
You: wait
You: before you say anything
You: think about if it is interesting
Stranger: i don't think so..
You: well that sucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: are you scared
Stranger: what countries you been to?
Stranger: yes
You: well you should be
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS
Stranger: *FREAKS OUT*
You: YOUR BRO SET YOU UP MAN AHA
Stranger: *acts gay*
Stranger: fuck im not gay!
You: well you should be
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ON GAY TACTICS
Stranger: *SPLOOGE*[/quote]
Lets all do Scare Tactics shit.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: 12/f/tx
You: you?
Stranger: little young to be talking to strangers?
You: my mommy says its ok to talk to strangers
You: if they are giving out free candy
Stranger: lol
You: are you giving away free candy?
Stranger: yes actually!
You: do you want me to get into your van?
Stranger: please do
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Stranger: thats my brother!
You: thats my sister o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: girl?
You: No girls on this site mate :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=omegle]Stranger: sex webcam? im male
You: okay im male too ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
haha
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi, whats ur name?
You: adolf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Why do they always leave? :mad:
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