• Omegle V2
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IT'S A WAR, IT'S ON BUDDY. MANY FRIENDLY FIRE HERE. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello Stranger: :) You: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Stranger: OMG SHIT You: :( Stranger: WTF Stranger: GOING DOWN ON THE GROUND You: WE GOT THE TERRISTS ON ALAERMZZZZZZ! Stranger: OMGOSH HAND ME THAT AK47 THERE! You: THEY ARE TERRISTING THE BASEZ Stranger: SO I CANZ BLASTS SOME TERRORISTS! You: *hands gun to stranger* Stranger: *accepts gun from stranger* Stranger: *starts shooting terrorists* You: *smiles* It's a exploding handgun Stranger: DIE MOTHERCUCKERS DIE Stranger: *kopoow* You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Stranger: yeaa i cant reply to you anymore im dead :( You: GET TO DA CHOPPA, YOU ONLY GOT ONE ARM Stranger: mothercuckers lol ^^ You: I SPEEK TO DED PEOPLES Stranger: OMGOSH Stranger: IM DEAD? Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!! You: NO YOUR ALIVE, YOU ONLY ONE ARM, JUST FUKKEN WIT DA Stranger: WHO ON EARTH KILLED ME? Stranger: OH PHEW Stranger: THATS GOOD! Stranger: WHERES MY ARM OH MY GOD! You: NICE TALK. SOLDIER, I'M OUTTA HERE ABANDONING THE UNIT. LOL. *GOES OFF SHOOTING THE AIR LIKE A MADMAN Stranger: LOLZ >_< Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARM?????!!!!!?!?!?! Stranger: THOSE TERRORISTS BLASTED MY ARM OFF? Stranger: GIEF ME THAT GUN OVER THER STRANGER! You: *A medic comes and re-attatched your arm You: *Soldier gives you the gun Stranger: *I accepted the gun* Stranger: DIIIE YOU TERORIST FUCKS DIIIIE! Stranger: *throws gun at terrorists* Stranger: THE GUN DIDNT KILL THEM WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?! You: Medic gives me a sendative, to calm me down Stranger: haha You: I'm back, and ready for some kicking assing Stranger: Sweet! Stranger: now hand me that foam grenade! You: Sorry soldier, for shot your arm, lolz You: *gives safe work grenade Stranger: Oh noes you shot my arms?? Stranger: *throws safe work grenade at pilot for fun* You: *goes forward with a large knife and cuts both enemy arms in half Stranger: That was a foam grenade right? You: Yes it was, here have a napalm. Stranger: Phew! You: And a nuclear bomb Stranger: Oh oh pilot stuck on foam HELP HELP WERE CRASHING! You: And a mini gun Stranger: OOH a napalm Stranger: *throws napalm at the US Ground force* Stranger: *giggles* You: and here's a statue of Abraham Lincoln, it comes to life. Stranger: Sweet You: And then I give you super power glue, that sticks to you and gives you superhuman strength You: .........FOREVER. oops. Stranger: *Takes abraham Lincoln tapes the nuclear bomb to him and throws him off the helicopter* You: A nice hot chicks, that'll give you something after the war. Stranger: OH NOES IM SUPERSTRONG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME You: *And* Stranger: *went out of words..* You: *Okay, soldier, now I given you what I wanted you to have, I must abandon you again, as the war sucks, and george bush is a idiot. GOODBYE, I must die now *gets his head cut in bloody fashion, to give you nightmares* Stranger: GOODBYEEE Stranger: I LUBS U LONG TIEMZ You: *as a ghost, good night sweet prince* Stranger: *Kitty face*[/quote]. Nice war, I had going on.
Stranger: saxp? You: hey there, want some candy? You: saxxx You: GET IN THE VAN! Stranger: wat about getting in a saxo? You: I'd rather have you in my van Stranger: wat about a saxo though You: It's full of candy and more You: you like candy, don't you? Stranger: yes in my saxo I do Stranger: not in a van Stranger: my saxo it da tits Stranger: lowered with a banging sound system, get me? You: Aww yeah Stranger: no? Stranger: non? Stranger: oui? You: oui? You: Tu as fait dans ma '" van"? Stranger: non j'adore mon saxo You: GET IN THE VAN DAMMIT! Stranger: but why a van there so uncomfortable Stranger: my has comfy leather sex seats You: but this one has candy... Stranger: ive got m&ms in my saxo? You: you know what, i get in your saxo first, then you get in my van Stranger: why not stay in the saxo itll save your fuel? Stranger: better fuel economy in my saxo You: wait, how old were you? Stranger: how old do you want me to be? You: under 12... Stranger: 11 and a half then You: Great, get in the van Stranger: ok im in Stranger: now what You: *You have been kidnapped by a pedophile* You: *Insert more credits to continue* Stranger: yay Stranger: what do i win? You: rape Stranger: oh Stranger: i enjoy that Stranger: you baffin off yet Stranger: got ya peodo willy out Stranger: just one word to say Stranger: SAXP Stranger: and another one too Stranger: SAXP Stranger: just one more Stranger: SAXP You: another one? Stranger: that is all You: SAXP Stranger: yep saxp ftw You: *You were raped and then killed by a pedophile* You: *Game Over*
[b]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about![/b] You: Hello You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b] [b]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about![/b] Stranger: hi You: NIGGER!!! You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: :D Stranger: too you Stranger: :D You: ....................../´¯/) ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: were are u from smart man Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HI You: helo Stranger: From? You: your anus Stranger: Nice Stranger: Ur shit Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I'm shit
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i love you You: I love you too Stranger: (: You: lets get married Stranger: i'm already married. Stranger: best friends? You: what? you've broken my heart Stranger: i'm sorry You: *crys* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Im so alone :crying:
[quote]Stranger: spierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chuju Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What the fuck?
[QUOTE=Fox-Face;17088860]What the fuck?[/QUOTE] Spierdalaj ty chuju = get the fuck out of here you dick (Polish)
[QUOTE=Yossarian_pl;17088912]Spierdalaj ty chuju = get the fuck out of here you dick (Polish)[/QUOTE] I was expecting something like this. Informative'd.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey (: You: Hello there :) Stranger: m/f? You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Stranger: yo no comprendo You: have you heard of Cthulhu, good sir/madam? Stranger: i am a girl and no i have not[/code] A girl. Dammit. I was beginning to suspect I was talking to the Scout.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! 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You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343. [b]If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.[/b] You: &#54616; &#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616; &#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616; &#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060; You: &#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;&#54616;&#51060;[/quote] Wow, that guy got owned by Omegle [b]If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.[/b]
[quote]You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: No, I'm not. You: fuck Stranger: My apologies. You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: Hey You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: no You: fuck[/quote] [quote]You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: haha nej You: >:C You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: no You: crap You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: are you? You: maybe Stranger: I want a definitive answer. You: no Stranger: okay Stranger: thats cool You: yeah You have disconnected.[/quote] I think the last one was from fp.
[QUOTE=Konze;17089510]I think the last one was from fp.[/QUOTE] Doing the same. [quote]You: are you from facepunch? Stranger: Im from gutkick[/quote]
Well that was a strange one [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello! You: hi You: you from facepunch? Stranger: I got banned by nazi mods like four years ago You: what for? Stranger: sheltering jews in my basement You: good for you bro Stranger: yeah, I stood up for what I believed in You: no alts? Stranger: I didn't bother, it's been a while You: ah. You: you wanna say hi to someone? this is going on the Omegle topic. Stranger: uhhhh... pfpp. Stranger: I don't remember most of the people who used to go there Stranger: is there a dude called "lieutenant slappy moose"? You: hmm, doesn't ring a bell Stranger: that might have been his phl name or something You: I'm not that active tho Stranger: well yeah! Stranger: anyway good luck with that! You: thanks, good luck to you with whatever it is you're doing :) You: cheers Stranger: thanks dude! Stranger: seeya [/quote]
[quote]You: are you from facepunch? Stranger: Omfg Stranger: Yes You: rly Stranger: GMOD FTW Stranger: yh You: oh shit You: username Stranger: gmod or fp? You: fp Stranger: im not signed into fp, dw Stranger: i dont go on it Stranger: my mate does though Stranger: Chewybloke You: awesome You: posting this on fp Stranger: Nice Dawg[/quote] Haha finally
[QUOTE=killerzombie;17091167]Haha finally[/QUOTE] Yep, thats me. Registered just to reply! :D
[QUOTE=Xeroas;17091324]Yep, thats me. Registered just to reply! :D[/QUOTE] Haha. [editline]11:21PM[/editline] Fuckin bot! [quote]You: are you from facepunch? Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long. Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long. You: Wow hahaahaaha Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long. You: hahhh You: ah You: h You: h You: aha You: h You: ah You: aha Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one. You: a You: a You: h Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one. You: h You: h You: ah Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one. You: h You: hh You: ah Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation: You: ha Stranger: What planet is closest to the sun? You: hhh Stranger: Wrong answer, goodbye.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: AVE YOU SEEN THAT BASTARD SPAIN? You: yeha Stranger: TELL ME WHERE RIGHT NOW You: he has magic carpet Stranger: FUCK YOU HE DOES NOT You: he fly to your house and kick your ass Stranger: ASSHOLE Stranger: SPAIN WOULD NEVER DO THAT Stranger: BECAUSE HE... HE'S... Stranger: HE'S You: gay Stranger: NOT LIKE THAT Stranger: well yeah, that too You: his name is suhinder Stranger: no it's antonio You: he has turbin and magic carpet Stranger: he's not a fucking egyptian Stranger: asshole You: he fly to your ass ak47 in hand and kick your ass Stranger: eat bullets, potato freak Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] lol
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: I'll save you the trouble, I'm a guy! :-| You: Same here needle-dick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Problem? [editline]08:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi i just came! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I seriously lol'd at this [editline]09:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: i wanna girl that cybers You: Okay im 12 lets do it! Stranger: can i see u? You: Okay give me your msn Stranger: i dont have that You: tell me what you have. Stranger: aol You: give me that then Stranger: [email]stormbaseball89@aol.com[/email] You: okay you are going to get some messages alright pedophile You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] Please message this guy
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: can i tap that? You: can i? Stranger: why? You: well.. supposed to be fun ^^ Stranger: hmm You: so? will you let me tap that? Stranger: yes Stranger: but Stranger: are u m or f? You: depends on what u are Stranger: m You: so then i have to be a m. - or a f with a strap-on. You: ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]09:46PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: can i tap that? Stranger: But but but... Stranger: Look at my ctrl+v! Stranger: When are you going to let me tap that? You: damnit i wanted to tap that ^^ Stranger: ahhh dammit You: lol Stranger: guess we can't both be tappers You: no... not really... Stranger: let's find others to tap, champ Stranger: we shall be victorious You: yeah. You: wingman... You: or.. tapman ^^ Stranger: hahaha Stranger: good hunting, mate! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: Nom nom nom Stranger: where are you from? You: Germany 1942 Stranger: 1942? You: Did you come to the past for some reason? HEIL HITLER Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: i'm batman Stranger: aight Stranger: i got a question for you Stranger: why the fuck do you make your voice so deep Stranger: i can understand trying to mask it because you're bruce fucking wayne Stranger: but why make it so retardedly deep Stranger: put on a british accent or something You: i dunno, i thought it was fucking awesome Stranger: well it's not >={! You: well sorry Stranger: i'm the joker. You: next movie won't be like that You: oh You: WHY YOU WANT TO KILL MEH?! Stranger: because your voice is so fucking deep Stranger: and i'm jealous of your wealth. Stranger: and by wealth i mean cock You: fucking gay Stranger: everyone wants a big dick You: i bet your mom sure does Stranger: you're an asshole, batman. Stranger: and then she fucking died. Stranger: BOOHOO You: you didn't meet robin You: he would whine you off a carnival Stranger: you couldnt save your mom Stranger: and you couldnt save your girlfriend Stranger: real man you are. You: i didn't fucking care about them Stranger: jk, life's a bitch You: just don't let harley quinn get caught You: she's fucking hot Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: T You: H You: E You: You: G You: A You: M You: E Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :smug: [editline]11:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: perv? You: what? Stranger: are u a perv? You: so what if I am Stranger: i am Stranger: you a man? You: yeah Stranger: straight gay or bi? You: straight Stranger: good Stranger: how old are you? You: 18 Stranger: thats good Stranger: im 19 You: okay Stranger: so.. You: so.. Stranger: do u cum here often? You: yeah I see what you did there You: replaced the word "cum" for the word "come" You: genious Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] hehe
I just had the most amazing chat ever. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain? You: We GET DOWN Stranger: *pulls funky disco moves* Now what captain You: I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR. You: I guess we should go rescue them, though. Stranger: How do you propose we do that sir? You: We follow that signal to its source, and then we can be all like "hey 'sup, heard you needed a hand" You: and they'll be all "ah, cheers bro" You: and we'll be like "anytime. Peace out." Stranger: Full steam ahead then sir? You: INDEED! Stranger: Ingaging warp speed Stranger: You may wish to buckle up You: *buckles up* Stranger: *Warp speed insues* Stranger: Sir Stranger: We seem to have hit a cat You: OH GOD! Is it ok!? Stranger: I'll send Jeff from matinence to check it out You: Brilliant You: If we went around killing cats it'd give Starfleet a bad name. Stranger: Yes it would indeed sir. Ah heres Jeffs report. Seems the cat is okay but your personal sauna sunroof has been scratched You: Aw, nuts You: Well we can fix that later. You: In the meantime, WE SHALL SAVE THE KOBAYAHI MARU!!! You: I MEAN KOBAYASHI Stranger: Yes sir the "S" is needed Stranger: They're signal seems to be right over this astoroid belt Stranger: We could fly around and not sustain damage. You: Send out a scouting party to assess the situation! Stranger: *Calls scouting party* Yes the captian wants you to assess the situation. No i dont care that its Tea time. Go find out whats wrong! You: I'll give them extra tea as a reward! Stranger: *time passes* *reciving tansmission from scouting party* You: Go ahead, scouting party Stranger: Yes sir. We found out that the frenchys have been eating they caviar in the gear room. It seems to have gummed up the whole system You: Oh curse those darn frenchies! You: How will we possible get rid of that fishy mess they left behind? Stranger: We could bring in the pressure washers. But we'd need the water station from the main ship You: Hmmm You: So we'll destroy the asteroids - without damaging the Maru - so that we can get closer! You: Truly I am a fantastic captain Stranger: Shall i devert all power to the lasers captain? You: No, just 75% power. I'm charging my laptop. You: The new one with Windows 23 on it. Stranger: Ah yes excelent choice sir. *Deverting 75% of power to lasers* Stranger: The lasers are charged sir You: FIYAAAAAAAAA!!! Stranger: Firing lasers./ Stranger: *Blows huge path in the asteroids* You: Good work! Stranger: Shall we continue through to give the crew the water station? You: Of course! Stranger: Spreading power back through out ship. Main thrusters to speed Stranger: *CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH* You: Status report! Stranger: Sir it seems as though a stray asteroid has hit your new 3298 Mercedes. You: Oh gosh darn those pesky asteroids! Stranger: The ship seems to be fine. A cracked air lock on the 7th floor but matinence has started working on it already You: Excellent! How far from the Kobayashi Maru are we? Stranger: Only a half mile. I suggest we procced at very reduced speed though captain. You: All ahead slow! Stranger: *More times passes* Stranger: We are directly beside the Maru sir You: Brilliant. Man the water station Stranger: Sending messages to the scouting crew sir. They are engaging the water station as we speak You: Brilliant. Hail the Maru. I'd like to speak to the captain. Stranger: The Marus captian is one line 2. Shall i display the video on the large screen? You: Please do. Stranger: Good evening to you Captian Bonkermcgiggles You: And a very pleasent evening it is too, Captain..... Stranger: spearmintfur You: Spearmintfur. How did those Frenchies ruin everything so badly? Stranger: Well you see, they stowed away on deck in airlock number 53 with the fishsticks. They must have gotten out and gone to take the rest of our 17 year journey in the gear room. Apparently our intern thought they worked down there and dident think any different of it You: I assume the intern's been severely repremanded? If not, you can send them over here for a spanking! Stranger: He has infact been paddle no less than 17 times by our cook. You: Good. very good. Stranger: Sir? I hate to interupt but there seems to be a call from the matinence crew You: Blast, what is it THIS time? Stranger: I'll pull it up on your screen sir. You: *looks at screen* You: *...expectantly.* Stranger: Sir! The gears have been cleaned. But the water truck has been stolen by dreadbeard the space pirate! You: Oh no! Not dreadbeard the space pirate, who single-handedly robbed one cent from every man in the star system!? Stranger: Yes sir the very same. He took off into warp speed after taking the truck. You: We must away after him! Stranger: Sir. we are picking up trace ammounts of warp dust. The contents left behind after warp speed. I can run a triangulashion on it and catch space beard at his hide out You: DO IT. Stranger: *Calculating* Stranger: Sir.. Stranger: you.. you might want to look at this You: Eh? What is it? Stranger: Hes gone straight into the Black nebula You: Gah! The fiend! You: Well, plot a pursuit course anyway. Stranger: Yes sir. Have we permission to warp speed. You: Yes. You: WARP DRIVE! ENGAGE! Stranger: *Warp drive enganges* Stranger: Sir. We.. we're here You: Blimey, that was quick. Stranger: Well you did have the turbo installed last winter sir You: Hmm... true. You: I'll have to write a positive review at some point. You: Anyway, is dreadbeard the space pirate to be seen anywhere? Stranger: Yes sir. It seems that the gps in the truck is pointing us in the directions of the old plasma mine feild You: Hmmm... That could be risky. Well, we should go after him anywa-... any.... Oh my! It's black nebula sickness... You: ugh You: the pain... You: gaaaaaah *dies* You have disconnected.[/quote] I am in love.
You: Hey Stranger: hi You: whats ur name Stranger: steve You: Mines hughe g. rection Stranger: good name You: tahnks Stranger: i changed it from harry bauls You: Oh haha You: are you making fun of my name? Stranger: no You: i think you are Stranger: i'm telling you something You: well i dont give a fuck about you Stranger: and I bet you're flacid so there what a DOUCH bag
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Heyy You: It's on, buddy. Let's get to it Stranger: Alright Stranger: where do you wanna fight? You: : < Stranger: to the left? You: In my dark basement. Stranger: I don't see you. Stranger: your basements to the left? You: It's where I keep all my old collection of porn magazines. Stranger: woulnd'nt it be down? Stranger: Oh great Stranger: that'll be a fun fight You: And dungeon kits. Stranger: Nerd You: I have my rod of hate. Stranger: I bet your only like 13 or something Stranger: well I am leaving You: Have fun outside. Stranger: I'm inside. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]. Fritz. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: heyy You: aggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch Stranger: wow . hahahhaah You: [url]http://**********************************/images/thumb/4/4e/JennaCash.jpg/300px-JennaCash.jpg[/url] PIC RELATED You: i'm ded btw Stranger: dead? Stranger: uhm. You: [url]http://**********************************/images/thumb/8/8a/JohnsAngryGayLoverOnTheLeft.jpg/220px-JohnsAngryGayLoverOnTheLeft.jpg[/url] THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, AND HE HATES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. JUST LIKE ME. Stranger: johns angery gay lover on the left? You: WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE. Stranger: uhm fab Stranger: you know the rules , and so do i. Stranger: ahaaha You: FULL COMMITMENT THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF. You: YOU WON'T GET IT FROM ANY OTHER GUY Stranger: k cool Stranger: alright Stranger: your ugly bte Stranger: btw You: I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW I'M FEELING, GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND. You: BYE Stranger: k Stranger: byee Stranger: btw Stranger: you look trashy Stranger: and dirty Stranger: and im a girl, so im giving you my opinion Stranger: and your boyfriend is fucking nasty aswell. Stranger: uhmm.. let see. he has a grease ball on his head You: NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. Stranger: stupid cunt. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]. Ha ha, wow.
[QUOTE=killerzombie;17091167]Haha finally[/QUOTE] Yay, i'm not banned anymore :buddy:
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[quote]You: hi Stranger: I am a man 22 years looking for a girl horny .... want to go on webcam? You: You want a horny girl ;) You: ??? You: You want one? Stranger: yehhh You: Ok.. Ill go get my mom Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: hi Stranger: Why u saying hi to a stranger?? Stranger: U retarded dipshit, u must have no friends HAHAH LOOl! You: Yeah... Learn how to spell, then we'll talk You have disconnected.[/quote] Zing [quote]You: hi Stranger: any girls wanna webcam chat You: I dunno.. But if you disconnect and re-connect you might find one.. You: A lonely whore, who cant get laid You: like you Stranger: r u a girl You: Wow You: How persistant You: Go on, disconnect Stranger: no u You: go find someone who'll fuck you over the internet You: you sad freak Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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You: hai Stranger: Your mom says oh hai! Stranger: :O You: :O You: HAI MOM Stranger: Yeah You: WACHA DOIN MOM? Stranger: She's in the kitchen Stranger: Makin me cookies! Stranger: ^o^ You: should make her do fried potatoes You: she makes em real awesome Stranger: naw Stranger: After we go have naughty times in the bedroom Stranger: ^O^ You: NO Stranger: YES Stranger: SHE IS AMAZING You: NO story bout my mummy having bedroom dance :(( You: I'm only 9 Stranger: :o Stranger: Sorry kid :\ You: i'm a girl ^_^ You: and i am nekkid in my seat Stranger: and you're 9 correct? You: yeah Stranger: hmmmmmmmmm Stranger: >________________> You: i like to touch myself down there it feels nice You: i wonder what that is used for other than peeing Stranger: i'm gonna tell your mother Stranger: :O You: nooo You: dooon't You: or else my daddy will hear and he'll touch me again :( Stranger: aaaawwww Stranger: D: Stranger: you should come over to my place Stranger: and stay with me and your mom Stranger: ^-^ You: no You: i don't liek you You: you sound like the man who sold me candy in his van and touched me too Stranger: D: Stranger: no Stranger: i would never! You: what u typing? Stranger: um Stranger: you should come over Stranger: ^-^ Stranger: nothing You: promise not to touch me? Stranger: i promise! ;) You: oke You: *closes door walks outside You: Oh i forgot to put my clothes on Stranger: :o You: *goes back in and dresses* You: Where do u live? Stranger: across town, just take the bus You: ok You: *takes the bus arrives at your place* You: hey new daddy! Stranger: hehe, well i'm not your daddy yet ;D You: well you're dancing with mommy so you are! Stranger: hehe, if you say so, come inside! You: yaaay You: so where's my bed? ^_^ Stranger: down the hall, second door on the right Stranger: your mother's and mine's bedroom is right next to it You: ok You: will you come in with me? Stranger: what do you need? You: nothing You: just introduce me to the room Stranger: oh okay Stranger: *we walk into the room* Stranger: um...here's the bed You: heeey why are you closing the door? Stranger: the dresser Stranger: closet Stranger: pretty standard Stranger: >_____> Stranger: um You: hey why are you ripping my clothes off! You: MOMMY Stranger: :O You: AH MOMMY HELP Stranger: NO You: MOMMY You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: she's gone Stranger: it's just us You: NOOOOOOOOOO You: SOMEONE MUST HEA-*you shut my mouth* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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