IT'S A WAR, IT'S ON BUDDY. MANY FRIENDLY FIRE HERE.
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: :)
You: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
Stranger: OMG SHIT
You: :(
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: GOING DOWN ON THE GROUND
You: WE GOT THE TERRISTS ON ALAERMZZZZZZ!
Stranger: OMGOSH HAND ME THAT AK47 THERE!
You: THEY ARE TERRISTING THE BASEZ
Stranger: SO I CANZ BLASTS SOME TERRORISTS!
You: *hands gun to stranger*
Stranger: *accepts gun from stranger*
Stranger: *starts shooting terrorists*
You: *smiles* It's a exploding handgun
Stranger: DIE MOTHERCUCKERS DIE
Stranger: *kopoow*
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: yeaa i cant reply to you anymore im dead :(
You: GET TO DA CHOPPA, YOU ONLY GOT ONE ARM
Stranger: mothercuckers lol ^^
You: I SPEEK TO DED PEOPLES
Stranger: OMGOSH
Stranger: IM DEAD?
Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!!
You: NO YOUR ALIVE, YOU ONLY ONE ARM, JUST FUKKEN WIT DA
Stranger: WHO ON EARTH KILLED ME?
Stranger: OH PHEW
Stranger: THATS GOOD!
Stranger: WHERES MY ARM OH MY GOD!
You: NICE TALK. SOLDIER, I'M OUTTA HERE ABANDONING THE UNIT. LOL. *GOES OFF SHOOTING THE AIR LIKE A MADMAN
Stranger: LOLZ >_<
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARM?????!!!!!?!?!?!
Stranger: THOSE TERRORISTS BLASTED MY ARM OFF?
Stranger: GIEF ME THAT GUN OVER THER STRANGER!
You: *A medic comes and re-attatched your arm
You: *Soldier gives you the gun
Stranger: *I accepted the gun*
Stranger: DIIIE YOU TERORIST FUCKS DIIIIE!
Stranger: *throws gun at terrorists*
Stranger: THE GUN DIDNT KILL THEM WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!
You: Medic gives me a sendative, to calm me down
Stranger: haha
You: I'm back, and ready for some kicking assing
Stranger: Sweet!
Stranger: now hand me that foam grenade!
You: Sorry soldier, for shot your arm, lolz
You: *gives safe work grenade
Stranger: Oh noes you shot my arms??
Stranger: *throws safe work grenade at pilot for fun*
You: *goes forward with a large knife and cuts both enemy arms in half
Stranger: That was a foam grenade right?
You: Yes it was, here have a napalm.
Stranger: Phew!
You: And a nuclear bomb
Stranger: Oh oh pilot stuck on foam HELP HELP WERE CRASHING!
You: And a mini gun
Stranger: OOH a napalm
Stranger: *throws napalm at the US Ground force*
Stranger: *giggles*
You: and here's a statue of Abraham Lincoln, it comes to life.
Stranger: Sweet
You: And then I give you super power glue, that sticks to you and gives you superhuman strength
You: .........FOREVER. oops.
Stranger: *Takes abraham Lincoln tapes the nuclear bomb to him and throws him off the helicopter*
You: A nice hot chicks, that'll give you something after the war.
Stranger: OH NOES IM SUPERSTRONG WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME
You: *And*
Stranger: *went out of words..*
You: *Okay, soldier, now I given you what I wanted you to have, I must abandon you again, as the war sucks, and george bush is a idiot. GOODBYE, I must die now *gets his head cut in bloody fashion, to give you nightmares*
Stranger: GOODBYEEE
Stranger: I LUBS U LONG TIEMZ
You: *as a ghost, good night sweet prince*
Stranger: *Kitty face*[/quote].
Nice war, I had going on.
Stranger: saxp?
You: hey there, want some candy?
You: saxxx
You: GET IN THE VAN!
Stranger: wat about getting in a saxo?
You: I'd rather have you in my van
Stranger: wat about a saxo though
You: It's full of candy and more
You: you like candy, don't you?
Stranger: yes in my saxo I do
Stranger: not in a van
Stranger: my saxo it da tits
Stranger: lowered with a banging sound system, get me?
You: Aww yeah
Stranger: no?
Stranger: non?
Stranger: oui?
You: oui?
You: Tu as fait dans ma '" van"?
Stranger: non j'adore mon saxo
You: GET IN THE VAN DAMMIT!
Stranger: but why a van there so uncomfortable
Stranger: my has comfy leather sex seats
You: but this one has candy...
Stranger: ive got m&ms in my saxo?
You: you know what, i get in your saxo first, then you get in my van
Stranger: why not stay in the saxo itll save your fuel?
Stranger: better fuel economy in my saxo
You: wait, how old were you?
Stranger: how old do you want me to be?
You: under 12...
Stranger: 11 and a half then
You: Great, get in the van
Stranger: ok im in
Stranger: now what
You: *You have been kidnapped by a pedophile*
You: *Insert more credits to continue*
Stranger: yay
Stranger: what do i win?
You: rape
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i enjoy that
Stranger: you baffin off yet
Stranger: got ya peodo willy out
Stranger: just one word to say
Stranger: SAXP
Stranger: and another one too
Stranger: SAXP
Stranger: just one more
Stranger: SAXP
You: another one?
Stranger: that is all
You: SAXP
Stranger: yep saxp ftw
You: *You were raped and then killed by a pedophile*
You: *Game Over*
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You: Hello
You:
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Stranger: hi
You: NIGGER!!!
You:
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Stranger: :D
Stranger: too you
Stranger: :D
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Stranger: HI
You: helo
Stranger: From?
You: your anus
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Ur shit
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I'm shit
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Stranger: i love you
You: I love you too
Stranger: (:
You: lets get married
Stranger: i'm already married.
Stranger: best friends?
You: what? you've broken my heart
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: *crys*
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Im so alone :crying:
[quote]Stranger: spierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chujuspierdalaj ty chuju
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What the fuck?
[QUOTE=Fox-Face;17088860]What the fuck?[/QUOTE]
Spierdalaj ty chuju = get the fuck out of here you dick
(Polish)
[QUOTE=Yossarian_pl;17088912]Spierdalaj ty chuju = get the fuck out of here you dick
(Polish)[/QUOTE]
I was expecting something like this. Informative'd.
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Stranger: hey (:
You: Hello there :)
Stranger: m/f?
You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Stranger: yo no comprendo
You: have you heard of Cthulhu, good sir/madam?
Stranger: i am a girl and no i have not[/code]
A girl. Dammit. I was beginning to suspect I was talking to the Scout.
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You: 하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
You: 하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
You: 하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
You: 하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
You: 하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
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You: 하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하 이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이
You: 하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이하이[/quote]
Wow, that guy got owned by Omegle
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[quote]You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: No, I'm not.
You: fuck
Stranger: My apologies.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: Hey
You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: no
You: fuck[/quote]
[quote]You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: haha nej
You: >:C
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: no
You: crap
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
Stranger: I want a definitive answer.
You: no
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thats cool
You: yeah
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I think the last one was from fp.
[QUOTE=Konze;17089510]I think the last one was from fp.[/QUOTE]
Doing the same.
[quote]You: are you from facepunch?
Stranger: Im from gutkick[/quote]
Well that was a strange one
[quote]
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Stranger: hello!
You: hi
You: you from facepunch?
Stranger: I got banned by nazi mods like four years ago
You: what for?
Stranger: sheltering jews in my basement
You: good for you bro
Stranger: yeah, I stood up for what I believed in
You: no alts?
Stranger: I didn't bother, it's been a while
You: ah.
You: you wanna say hi to someone? this is going on the Omegle topic.
Stranger: uhhhh... pfpp.
Stranger: I don't remember most of the people who used to go there
Stranger: is there a dude called "lieutenant slappy moose"?
You: hmm, doesn't ring a bell
Stranger: that might have been his phl name or something
You: I'm not that active tho
Stranger: well yeah!
Stranger: anyway good luck with that!
You: thanks, good luck to you with whatever it is you're doing :)
You: cheers
Stranger: thanks dude!
Stranger: seeya
[/quote]
[quote]You: are you from facepunch?
Stranger: Omfg
Stranger: Yes
You: rly
Stranger: GMOD FTW
Stranger: yh
You: oh shit
You: username
Stranger: gmod or fp?
You: fp
Stranger: im not signed into fp, dw
Stranger: i dont go on it
Stranger: my mate does though
Stranger: Chewybloke
You: awesome
You: posting this on fp
Stranger: Nice Dawg[/quote]
Haha finally
[QUOTE=killerzombie;17091167]Haha finally[/QUOTE]
Yep, thats me. Registered just to reply! :D
[QUOTE=Xeroas;17091324]Yep, thats me. Registered just to reply! :D[/QUOTE]
Haha.
[editline]11:21PM[/editline]
Fuckin bot!
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Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Wow hahaahaaha
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: hahhh
You: ah
You: h
You: h
You: aha
You: h
You: ah
You: aha
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: a
You: a
You: h
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You: h
You: h
You: ah
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You: h
You: hh
You: ah
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
You: ha
Stranger: What planet is closest to the sun?
You: hhh
Stranger: Wrong answer, goodbye.[/quote]
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Stranger: AVE YOU SEEN THAT BASTARD SPAIN?
You: yeha
Stranger: TELL ME WHERE RIGHT NOW
You: he has magic carpet
Stranger: FUCK YOU HE DOES NOT
You: he fly to your house and kick your ass
Stranger: ASSHOLE
Stranger: SPAIN WOULD NEVER DO THAT
Stranger: BECAUSE HE... HE'S...
Stranger: HE'S
You: gay
Stranger: NOT LIKE THAT
Stranger: well yeah, that too
You: his name is suhinder
Stranger: no it's antonio
You: he has turbin and magic carpet
Stranger: he's not a fucking egyptian
Stranger: asshole
You: he fly to your ass ak47 in hand and kick your ass
Stranger: eat bullets, potato freak
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lol
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Stranger: I'll save you the trouble, I'm a guy! :-|
You: Same here needle-dick
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Problem?
[editline]08:56PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hi i just came!
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I seriously lol'd at this
[editline]09:29PM[/editline]
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You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: i wanna girl that cybers
You: Okay im 12 lets do it!
Stranger: can i see u?
You: Okay give me your msn
Stranger: i dont have that
You: tell me what you have.
Stranger: aol
You: give me that then
Stranger: [email]stormbaseball89@aol.com[/email]
You: okay you are going to get some messages alright pedophile
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Please message this guy
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Stranger: hi
You: can i tap that?
You: can i?
Stranger: why?
You: well.. supposed to be fun ^^
Stranger: hmm
You: so? will you let me tap that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but
Stranger: are u m or f?
You: depends on what u are
Stranger: m
You: so then i have to be a m. - or a f with a strap-on.
You: ^^
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[editline]09:46PM[/editline]
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You: can i tap that?
Stranger: But but but...
Stranger: Look at my ctrl+v!
Stranger: When are you going to let me tap that?
You: damnit i wanted to tap that ^^
Stranger: ahhh dammit
You: lol
Stranger: guess we can't both be tappers
You: no... not really...
Stranger: let's find others to tap, champ
Stranger: we shall be victorious
You: yeah.
You: wingman...
You: or.. tapman ^^
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: good hunting, mate!
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Stranger: hi
You: Nom nom nom
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Germany 1942
Stranger: 1942?
You: Did you come to the past for some reason? HEIL HITLER
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[code]You: i'm batman
Stranger: aight
Stranger: i got a question for you
Stranger: why the fuck do you make your voice so deep
Stranger: i can understand trying to mask it because you're bruce fucking wayne
Stranger: but why make it so retardedly deep
Stranger: put on a british accent or something
You: i dunno, i thought it was fucking awesome
Stranger: well it's not >={!
You: well sorry
Stranger: i'm the joker.
You: next movie won't be like that
You: oh
You: WHY YOU WANT TO KILL MEH?!
Stranger: because your voice is so fucking deep
Stranger: and i'm jealous of your wealth.
Stranger: and by wealth i mean cock
You: fucking gay
Stranger: everyone wants a big dick
You: i bet your mom sure does
Stranger: you're an asshole, batman.
Stranger: and then she fucking died.
Stranger: BOOHOO
You: you didn't meet robin
You: he would whine you off a carnival
Stranger: you couldnt save your mom
Stranger: and you couldnt save your girlfriend
Stranger: real man you are.
You: i didn't fucking care about them
Stranger: jk, life's a bitch
You: just don't let harley quinn get caught
You: she's fucking hot
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You: T
You: H
You: E
You:
You: G
You: A
You: M
You: E
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Stranger: perv?
You: what?
Stranger: are u a perv?
You: so what if I am
Stranger: i am
Stranger: you a man?
You: yeah
Stranger: straight gay or bi?
You: straight
Stranger: good
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: im 19
You: okay
Stranger: so..
You: so..
Stranger: do u cum here often?
You: yeah I see what you did there
You: replaced the word "cum" for the word "come"
You: genious
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hehe
I just had the most amazing chat ever.
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Stranger: We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them. What do we do Captain?
You: We GET DOWN
Stranger: *pulls funky disco moves* Now what captain
You: I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR.
You: I guess we should go rescue them, though.
Stranger: How do you propose we do that sir?
You: We follow that signal to its source, and then we can be all like "hey 'sup, heard you needed a hand"
You: and they'll be all "ah, cheers bro"
You: and we'll be like "anytime. Peace out."
Stranger: Full steam ahead then sir?
You: INDEED!
Stranger: Ingaging warp speed
Stranger: You may wish to buckle up
You: *buckles up*
Stranger: *Warp speed insues*
Stranger: Sir
Stranger: We seem to have hit a cat
You: OH GOD! Is it ok!?
Stranger: I'll send Jeff from matinence to check it out
You: Brilliant
You: If we went around killing cats it'd give Starfleet a bad name.
Stranger: Yes it would indeed sir.
Ah heres Jeffs report. Seems the cat is okay but your personal sauna sunroof has been scratched
You: Aw, nuts
You: Well we can fix that later.
You: In the meantime, WE SHALL SAVE THE KOBAYAHI MARU!!!
You: I MEAN KOBAYASHI
Stranger: Yes sir the "S" is needed
Stranger: They're signal seems to be right over this astoroid belt
Stranger: We could fly around and not sustain damage.
You: Send out a scouting party to assess the situation!
Stranger: *Calls scouting party*
Yes the captian wants you to assess the situation.
No i dont care that its Tea time. Go find out whats wrong!
You: I'll give them extra tea as a reward!
Stranger: *time passes* *reciving tansmission from scouting party*
You: Go ahead, scouting party
Stranger: Yes sir. We found out that the frenchys have been eating they caviar in the gear room. It seems to have gummed up the whole system
You: Oh curse those darn frenchies!
You: How will we possible get rid of that fishy mess they left behind?
Stranger: We could bring in the pressure washers. But we'd need the water station from the main ship
You: Hmmm
You: So we'll destroy the asteroids - without damaging the Maru - so that we can get closer!
You: Truly I am a fantastic captain
Stranger: Shall i devert all power to the lasers captain?
You: No, just 75% power. I'm charging my laptop.
You: The new one with Windows 23 on it.
Stranger: Ah yes excelent choice sir.
*Deverting 75% of power to lasers*
Stranger: The lasers are charged sir
You: FIYAAAAAAAAA!!!
Stranger: Firing lasers./
Stranger: *Blows huge path in the asteroids*
You: Good work!
Stranger: Shall we continue through to give the crew the water station?
You: Of course!
Stranger: Spreading power back through out ship.
Main thrusters to speed
Stranger: *CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH*
You: Status report!
Stranger: Sir it seems as though a stray asteroid has hit your new 3298 Mercedes.
You: Oh gosh darn those pesky asteroids!
Stranger: The ship seems to be fine. A cracked air lock on the 7th floor but matinence has started working on it already
You: Excellent! How far from the Kobayashi Maru are we?
Stranger: Only a half mile. I suggest we procced at very reduced speed though captain.
You: All ahead slow!
Stranger: *More times passes*
Stranger: We are directly beside the Maru sir
You: Brilliant. Man the water station
Stranger: Sending messages to the scouting crew sir. They are engaging the water station as we speak
You: Brilliant. Hail the Maru. I'd like to speak to the captain.
Stranger: The Marus captian is one line 2. Shall i display the video on the large screen?
You: Please do.
Stranger: Good evening to you Captian Bonkermcgiggles
You: And a very pleasent evening it is too, Captain.....
Stranger: spearmintfur
You: Spearmintfur. How did those Frenchies ruin everything so badly?
Stranger: Well you see, they stowed away on deck in airlock number 53 with the fishsticks. They must have gotten out and gone to take the rest of our 17 year journey in the gear room. Apparently our intern thought they worked down there and dident think any different of it
You: I assume the intern's been severely repremanded? If not, you can send them over here for a spanking!
Stranger: He has infact been paddle no less than 17 times by our cook.
You: Good. very good.
Stranger: Sir? I hate to interupt but there seems to be a call from the matinence crew
You: Blast, what is it THIS time?
Stranger: I'll pull it up on your screen sir.
You: *looks at screen*
You: *...expectantly.*
Stranger: Sir! The gears have been cleaned. But the water truck has been stolen by dreadbeard the space pirate!
You: Oh no! Not dreadbeard the space pirate, who single-handedly robbed one cent from every man in the star system!?
Stranger: Yes sir the very same. He took off into warp speed after taking the truck.
You: We must away after him!
Stranger: Sir. we are picking up trace ammounts of warp dust. The contents left behind after warp speed. I can run a triangulashion on it and catch space beard at his hide out
You: DO IT.
Stranger: *Calculating*
Stranger: Sir..
Stranger: you.. you might want to look at this
You: Eh? What is it?
Stranger: Hes gone straight into the Black nebula
You: Gah! The fiend!
You: Well, plot a pursuit course anyway.
Stranger: Yes sir. Have we permission to warp speed.
You: Yes.
You: WARP DRIVE! ENGAGE!
Stranger: *Warp drive enganges*
Stranger: Sir. We.. we're here
You: Blimey, that was quick.
Stranger: Well you did have the turbo installed last winter sir
You: Hmm... true.
You: I'll have to write a positive review at some point.
You: Anyway, is dreadbeard the space pirate to be seen anywhere?
Stranger: Yes sir. It seems that the gps in the truck is pointing us in the directions of the old plasma mine feild
You: Hmmm... That could be risky. Well, we should go after him anywa-... any.... Oh my! It's black nebula sickness...
You: ugh
You: the pain...
You: gaaaaaah *dies*
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I am in love.
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats ur name
Stranger: steve
You: Mines hughe g. rection
Stranger: good name
You: tahnks
Stranger: i changed it from harry bauls
You: Oh haha
You: are you making fun of my name?
Stranger: no
You: i think you are
Stranger: i'm telling you something
You: well i dont give a fuck about you
Stranger: and I bet you're flacid so there
what a DOUCH bag
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Stranger: Heyy
You: It's on, buddy. Let's get to it
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: where do you wanna fight?
You: : <
Stranger: to the left?
You: In my dark basement.
Stranger: I don't see you.
Stranger: your basements to the left?
You: It's where I keep all my old collection of porn magazines.
Stranger: woulnd'nt it be down?
Stranger: Oh great
Stranger: that'll be a fun fight
You: And dungeon kits.
Stranger: Nerd
You: I have my rod of hate.
Stranger: I bet your only like 13 or something
Stranger: well I am leaving
You: Have fun outside.
Stranger: I'm inside.
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Fritz.
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Stranger: heyy
You: aggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Stranger: wow . hahahhaah
You: [url]http://**********************************/images/thumb/4/4e/JennaCash.jpg/300px-JennaCash.jpg[/url] PIC RELATED
You: i'm ded btw
Stranger: dead?
Stranger: uhm.
You: [url]http://**********************************/images/thumb/8/8a/JohnsAngryGayLoverOnTheLeft.jpg/220px-JohnsAngryGayLoverOnTheLeft.jpg[/url] THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, AND HE HATES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. JUST LIKE ME.
Stranger: johns angery gay lover on the left?
You: WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.
Stranger: uhm fab
Stranger: you know the rules , and so do i.
Stranger: ahaaha
You: FULL COMMITMENT THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF.
You: YOU WON'T GET IT FROM ANY OTHER GUY
Stranger: k cool
Stranger: alright
Stranger: your ugly bte
Stranger: btw
You: I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW I'M FEELING, GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.
You: BYE
Stranger: k
Stranger: byee
Stranger: btw
Stranger: you look trashy
Stranger: and dirty
Stranger: and im a girl, so im giving you my opinion
Stranger: and your boyfriend is fucking nasty aswell.
Stranger: uhmm.. let see. he has a grease ball on his head
You: NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.
Stranger: stupid cunt.
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Ha ha, wow.
[QUOTE=killerzombie;17091167]Haha finally[/QUOTE]
Yay, i'm not banned anymore :buddy:
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: I am a man 22 years looking for a girl horny .... want to go on webcam?
You: You want a horny girl ;)
You: ???
You: You want one?
Stranger: yehhh
You: Ok.. Ill go get my mom
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[quote]You: hi
Stranger: Why u saying hi to a stranger??
Stranger: U retarded dipshit, u must have no friends HAHAH LOOl!
You: Yeah... Learn how to spell, then we'll talk
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Zing
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: any girls wanna webcam chat
You: I dunno.. But if you disconnect and re-connect you might find one..
You: A lonely whore, who cant get laid
You: like you
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Wow
You: How persistant
You: Go on, disconnect
Stranger: no u
You: go find someone who'll fuck you over the internet
You: you sad freak
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wut
You: hai
Stranger: Your mom says oh hai!
Stranger: :O
You: :O
You: HAI MOM
Stranger: Yeah
You: WACHA DOIN MOM?
Stranger: She's in the kitchen
Stranger: Makin me cookies!
Stranger: ^o^
You: should make her do fried potatoes
You: she makes em real awesome
Stranger: naw
Stranger: After we go have naughty times in the bedroom
Stranger: ^O^
You: NO
Stranger: YES
Stranger: SHE IS AMAZING
You: NO story bout my mummy having bedroom dance :((
You: I'm only 9
Stranger: :o
Stranger: Sorry kid :\
You: i'm a girl ^_^
You: and i am nekkid in my seat
Stranger: and you're 9 correct?
You: yeah
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: >________________>
You: i like to touch myself down there it feels nice
You: i wonder what that is used for other than peeing
Stranger: i'm gonna tell your mother
Stranger: :O
You: nooo
You: dooon't
You: or else my daddy will hear and he'll touch me again :(
Stranger: aaaawwww
Stranger: D:
Stranger: you should come over to my place
Stranger: and stay with me and your mom
Stranger: ^-^
You: no
You: i don't liek you
You: you sound like the man who sold me candy in his van and touched me too
Stranger: D:
Stranger: no
Stranger: i would never!
You: what u typing?
Stranger: um
Stranger: you should come over
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: nothing
You: promise not to touch me?
Stranger: i promise! ;)
You: oke
You: *closes door walks outside
You: Oh i forgot to put my clothes on
Stranger: :o
You: *goes back in and dresses*
You: Where do u live?
Stranger: across town, just take the bus
You: ok
You: *takes the bus arrives at your place*
You: hey new daddy!
Stranger: hehe, well i'm not your daddy yet ;D
You: well you're dancing with mommy so you are!
Stranger: hehe, if you say so, come inside!
You: yaaay
You: so where's my bed? ^_^
Stranger: down the hall, second door on the right
Stranger: your mother's and mine's bedroom is right next to it
You: ok
You: will you come in with me?
Stranger: what do you need?
You: nothing
You: just introduce me to the room
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: *we walk into the room*
Stranger: um...here's the bed
You: heeey why are you closing the door?
Stranger: the dresser
Stranger: closet
Stranger: pretty standard
Stranger: >_____>
Stranger: um
You: hey why are you ripping my clothes off!
You: MOMMY
Stranger: :O
You: AH MOMMY HELP
Stranger: NO
You: MOMMY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: she's gone
Stranger: it's just us
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: SOMEONE MUST HEA-*you shut my mouth*
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