Here is mine, I just had it, and I sadly was hoping it would end better. :c
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You: Lady or Gentleman?
Stranger: Lady
You: Good evening madam.
You: Please follow me to your table.
Stranger: -follows-
You: Would you like the Luxury Dining Hall?
Stranger: yes please
You: Please, follow.
You: Alright madam, please take your seat.
Stranger: -sits-
You: Would you like to look at our menu?
Stranger: yes thank you
You: Text version or picture version, picture version is better, madam, but some people are just afraid of a virus.
You: Which there are none.
You: Or bad links.
Stranger: picture version please
You: ok good
You: [url]http://www.filesmelt.com/downloader/the_morge.png[/url]
You: Nice choice madam.
You: Any drinks madam?
Stranger: is there a drink special this evening?
You: Fresh Lintotate with a small stick of sugar.
You: Madam?
Stranger: do you have semen on the drink menu?
You: Is that what you want madam?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: please
You: Then what you wish is my command.
You: Any appitizers?
Stranger: well, id like you to pull your pants down for me
Stranger: for my appetizer
You: Madam, this is a 5 star resturant.
You: Public too,
Stranger: i don't care, you know how to treat a lady right
You: Madam is after work fine, I will get fired, madam.
Stranger: of course, don't keep me waiting too long though ;)
You: Your the last customer.
You: So, what do you want for your main course?
Stranger: Suprise me? :)
You: Yes, as you wish madam.
You: I will bring your food over soon.
You: Please take a moment, to enjoy the scenary.
You: Here madam.
You: -places food-
You: When you are done, notify me and I will close up the resturant.
Stranger: -finishes food-
Stranger: that was fabulous
You: Cooked to perfection madam.
Stranger: indeed it was
You: Well, I guess I can tell the chef he is done.
You: Ok, madam, I am back
You: I need to lock up now.
You: So please follow me.
Stranger: -follows-
You: Ok, madam, I say good day! I hope you enjoyed your meal.
You: :)
You: -walks-
Stranger: i did, where shall i wait for you?
You: Don
You: Don't you want to go to your abode?
You: And sleep?
Stranger: only if you're comingwith me
You: Is that what you wish?
Stranger: i'm not quite tired yet, i may need some help relieving me of all this energy
You: Do you want me to got to the pharmacy and pick up some sleep aids madam?
Stranger: no, i want you to pick up something to protect me
You: A coat? What would you like madam?
Stranger: a raincoat, if you get my drift ;)
You: A raincoat?
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: if you know what i mean
You: No, madam.
You: Oh, wait.
You: A condomn madam?
Stranger: yes
You: Alright I will arrive back in a few.
Stranger: ok
You: Greetings.
You: I have returned.
Stranger: great, so, your place or mine?
You: Well madam, it is your decision.
You: Yours or mine?
Stranger: yours
You: Okay, please get in my car, and I will drive you there.
Stranger: -gets in car-
You: -driving-
You: So how are you tonight madam?
Stranger: good, but i suppose ill be better once i have you all alone
Stranger: how about you?
You: Fine, thank you for asking.
You: -pulls over-
You: alright, let me get your door
You: -opens your car door-
Stranger: -gets out-
You: Right this way madam.
You: -fumbles with keys-
Stranger: you ok there?
You: Yeah madam,
You: -unlocks door-
You: You know madam, I haven't seem to catch your name.
Stranger: there's no need for names is there?
You: As you wish madam.
You: -opens door-
You: Please cum in....
Stranger: -follows in-
You: -closes door-
You: -turns on lights-
You: Welcome madam.
You: Do you wish to freshen up?
Stranger: im fine as i am
You: Ok madam.
You: Where to?
Stranger: where ever you want to take me
You: Ok madam, lets go to the bedroom.
You: -opens bedroom door-
You: Come in madam.
Stranger: -walks in and puts down purse-
You: -closes locks door-
You: Make yourself confrotable madam.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: -throws you down on the bed-
You: ooffff
Stranger: -stradles you-
You: What are you doing, madam?
You: What is this term you call, 'stradles'?
Stranger: like sitting on a horse but on your pelvis
You: I like this madam.... ;)
You: allow me to take off my garments
You: -removes clothing-
You: -puts on condom-
You: Ready madam?
Stranger: hold on there cowboy
You: As you wish.
Stranger: i want desert first...-kisses down stomach-
You: Ok -takes off condom-
Stranger: -reaches in purse- you know what my favorite fetish is?
You: What be that madam?
Stranger: -pulls out knife-.....canibalism......-cuts off your penis and drinks your blood-
You: AHhhhhhhh!!! Noo....
You: HELP!
You: -unlocks the door-
You: Lord above help me!
You: -fumbles with keys-
You: ok ok.... ummmm
Stranger: takes your keys
Stranger: -shoves them up your ass-
You: Owwwww.w........
You: help.... i am dieing.........g.g...g.g...........
Stranger: -cuts your achilles-
You: -falls to ground-
Stranger: -youre my desert-
You: Ow.... please let me live!
Stranger: not a chance, your blood is too tasty
You: No..... please....... no..................
You: *final gasp of breath*
Stranger: -stabs you in neck-
You: -dies-
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You: [By law Omegle must inform you that you are speaking with a EXTREME user]
You: FUCK YEA
You: I SMASH BABY HEADS OPEN
You: WITH MY PRICK
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You: [By law Omegle must inform you that you are speaking with a EXTREME user]
Stranger: hey ... sunshine?
You: I CRACK BABY HEAD OPEN WITH WITH MY PRICK
You: IT FEELS SOGOOD
You: WHEN I GET HARD
You: MY KIDS GET A PRICK RIGHT THROUGH THEIR HEAD
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[editline]11:29PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hi
You: Do not bore me
You: Hello.
Stranger: from?
You: Any where
Stranger: Please remember that I was Japanese, his mother
You: his mother was an asshole
You: any questions?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: shit
You: bitch-a female dog
You: shit-your face
Stranger: gn
You: gn- good night
Stranger: fool
You: fool-you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: You are a genius ~
You: You are a genius ~ not
Stranger: why
You: Because
You: You live with your mom
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Damnit
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Boy or girl?
Disconnect...:(
Later
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Stranger: Hi!asl?
You: Sup!
You: My mom told me not to talk to strangers..
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You: my dog went to fly tomorrow
Stranger: my cat's with him
You: really?
Stranger: with a red cap
You: ahhh
You: that cat
You: really cool your cat
Stranger: really cool dog too.....they just flew by together singing purple haze
You: yeah
Stranger: oh scheizza
Stranger: they hit a cloud
Stranger: dammit dammit
You: shit
Stranger: they're ok......
You: i can see them
Stranger: you see them
You: yea
Stranger: my cat needs some catnip
Stranger: she's addict
You: lol
Stranger: you're cute!!
Stranger: good nite for now.
Stranger: tired
You: ok
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You: Sup!
Stranger: heyy
You: Do you like candy?
You: I have some in my van...
Stranger: yes it is very yummy
Stranger: not that candy that candy is very yucky
You: You want to help me get candy out of my van?
Stranger: no i dont
You: Its very sweaty.
You: :/
Stranger: sweatly candy?
You: And dick flavored.
You: you sure you dont want any?
Stranger: yes and i am sure that i am leaving also
You: lol
You: :(
Stranger: bye
You: posting this on a forum
You: lol
You: you are on candid camrea!
You: :/
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yup
You: you have just been trolled.
You: :D
Stranger: hahaha okay lol go ahead idc lol
You: lol
You: stranger..
You: :./
You: Bye
Stranger: bye
You: call me
Stranger: okay i will!
You: you dont need a phone number
You: :D
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i can figure it out
You: 911 is my phone!
You: call me
Stranger: ok will do
You: kk
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: :D
Stranger: =]
You: leaving or what?
You:
:/
Stranger: do u want me to leave?
You: yea.
You: you creep me out
You: :o
Stranger: how so?
You: Your name is stranger.
You: Why not..
Stranger: ok well then bye
You: bye.
You: creepy bastard..
Stranger: fag
You: ...
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True story.
niiice ^ ^ ^
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You: Sup man
Stranger: hi
You: Did you get the papers i gave you on friday?
Stranger: from?
You: ...dude we are friends in real life.
You: god sam
You: dont do me like that.
You: Does your mom still make that chilli on fridays?
You: It was very yummy.
You: You there?
Stranger: yeah
You: awesome
You: You know sam...you have a real nice ass.
You: Never wanted to tell you before.
You: :3
Stranger: from?
You: I am optimisticc.
You: optimistic.
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Wow....this is awesome.
You win
[editline]11:44PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hey
You: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A STRANGER?!??!!??!?!?!
You: YOU CRAZY MAN!
Stranger: i know i am
Stranger: but so are you
Stranger: right?
You: No
Stranger: i guess we both are
Stranger: no?
You: I AM GOD
Stranger: oh
Stranger: shoot
Stranger: well
Stranger: hey
You: I know you masterbate
You: I watch
Stranger: i know i do too
Stranger: shit
Stranger: that's weird God
You: very closely
You: do it more offen
Stranger: i do it enough
You: no
You: I want more
Stranger: okay
Stranger: right now should i
You: yes
You: your parent won't care
Stranger: i'm not hard though god
You: [url]www.4chan.org[/url]
You: then go to /s/
You: you'll find all the boners in the world
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how do i get to s?
You: it should be in the 3rd or 4th coloum
Stranger: sexy beautiful women?
You: yea
You: Click I agree
Stranger: good
Stranger: i agreed
You: now
You: you get the boners
Stranger: now what
Stranger: okay
You: look at the pictures
Stranger: hot stuff
You: and scroll down
You: I know
Stranger: boner here
You: k
Stranger: god
Stranger: are you there
You: yes
You: I like what I'm seeing
You: materbate
Stranger: materbate?
Stranger: what's that
You: masterbate
Stranger: okay
You: :D
Stranger: okay
Stranger: no
Stranger: forreal
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: girl
You: why?
Stranger: haha what's up with you?
You: nothing
Stranger: oh
Stranger: right
Stranger: i believe that
Stranger: wellb
Stranger: bye
You: GAY!
You: I'm posting this on a fourm now :p
Stranger: okay
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799&page=10[/url]
Stranger: you're a little messed up
You: k? cya soon
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Stranger: I have some jungle fever
You: Sup!
You: I have you...
You: :3
Stranger: What>
Stranger: ?
You: lol
You: nothing...
You: just wait till you sleep tonight.
You: it will make sense when you wake up
Stranger: Okay, will it involve a blowjob if so i'm down haha
You: You will be in a pool of white, orgasming.
You: nah
You: it just involves ass rape.
You: Deal?
You: :D
Stranger: That is no bueno
You: fine
You: I will just get your dad then.
Stranger: He's kind of dead so yeah
You: See?
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Damnit, there went my sperm pool. Kids, just accept the blowjobs.
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Stranger: are you horny girl with MSN and CAM ?
You: Yes I am
You: want a picture?
Stranger: ys
Stranger: *yes
You: k
You: getting
You: [url]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/rheves/fat-chick.jpg[/url]
You: go check my out
You: ;)
You: naked.
Stranger: lol
You: hot right?
You: :3
You: I am really a guy.
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DAmnit
You: sup
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u
You: good
You: [url]http://redirectingat.com/?id=629X1198&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq72%2Frheves%2Ffat-chick.jpg[/url]
You: picture of me
Stranger: ok
You: :3
Stranger: funny
You: ...
You: was that a fat joke?
You: I am disapoint.
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Stranger: what would u do to me if i came to ur house naked and horny?
You: depens
You: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: guy
You: I'd shoot you
You: :p
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You: Sup
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 외국인~예어~
You: I dont speak mexican.
Stranger: 아임
Stranger: 쭉빵인~
Stranger: 예~
Stranger: 유외국인?
Stranger: 오케이오케이
You: :/
You: wut?
You: I am ENGLISH
You: not korena.
You: korean*
Stranger: ..
You: 8---------------D
Stranger: ??
Stranger: what?
You: speak english...
You: good
You: there you go
You: :3
Stranger: ?
You: :/
You: :d
You: :-d
You: -_-
You: >>
>_>
>_<
Stranger: ??
Stranger: >_<?
You: I speak in face.
You: :D
Stranger: d_d
Stranger: ㅇ_ㅇ
You: O_O
You: O_o
You: o_O
Stranger: ^ㅡ^
You: ^^
Stranger: good~!
You: D:
Stranger: English
..
You: Fine.
You: I speak english.
Stranger: l'm no~~no
You: :D
You: I am american..
You: :3
Stranger: +_+
Stranger: ???
Stranger: what???/????
You: :3=cute face.
Stranger: yes!!!
You: or cow face.
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: ★_★
Stranger: @_@
Stranger: ^&^
You: nice.
You: :d
Stranger: ~_~
You: ★_★
You: Do you use facepunch?
Stranger: Good
Good
Good
Stranger: facepunch?/
You: Never mind
You: Just a forum
You: posting all my chat logs on it.
You: :D
Stranger: you...
Stranger: fast~...........
You: not this one, nothing funny happened.
Stranger: ㅠ_ㅠ
You: :(
Stranger: :(
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: '-'
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: ??/
You: nothing
Stranger: *-*
You: We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.
Stranger: -_-
You: lol
Stranger: __--__--
You: Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Stranger: ...
You: I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
You: :D
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url]
You: this
You: its a popular song
Stranger: understand!
You: meme.
You: lol
Stranger: l'm understand no?
Stranger: you fast~;;
You: at typing?
Stranger: you
You: yes?
Stranger: Occupation
?
You: gay.
You: :D
You: Nah.
You: Guy.
You: married
Stranger: um...
You: 7 children
You: and a whore wife.
You: so half the babies are not mine
Stranger: (-_-)
You: 1 baby is mine tho..
You: give me some credit.
Stranger: Blah blah
You: all right this is getting to long
You: i gotta post this..
You: so ...
Stranger: nonononnonono;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You: what?
Stranger: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
You: there are other people to type with.
Stranger: you!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;;;
You: yes?
Stranger: $_$;;;;;
You: lol
Stranger: fastfast
Stranger: fast...
You: very
You: yea
You: fast
You: very very fast, tho my friends say im slow
Stranger: English
You: all right i gotta go.
You: yea
You: english
You: ALL right bye!
You: been good chatting.
You: im actualy a stalker using your computer to find where you live, so i can stalk you
Stranger: 나도우리나라말로하면 빨리할수잇어!!!!!!!!!!
You: been good chatting.
Stranger: 넌너무빨라
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You: Hallo
Stranger: fuck you
You: fuck you too
Stranger: lick my taint
You: nigger fag fuck faace
Stranger: rub some butter on it first
You: butter nom nom
Stranger: shave my balls and stir fry the pubes
You: oakai dhen i will poru the burning oil on your dick and it will die
Stranger: good
You: the game
Stranger: fFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
Stranger: an heroes
You: you have been trolld while trolling :D
NOOOOB!
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You: M or F
Stranger: F
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You: sweet
Stranger: ??
You: . . .
You: thisis pedobear
You: he rapes people
You: girls mostly
Stranger: Do u too
You: naaa
You: I'm not that strong
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=17151525#post17151525[/url]
You: look there for this
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Stranger: You want to hear a joke?
You: sure
Stranger: Knock knock!
You: whos there
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You: Snow leopards who?
Stranger: Hell if I know.
Stranger: Just snow leopards, I'd assume.
You: Fuck
You: they look hungery
You: hungery
You: cant spell tonight
You: XD
Stranger: At least you didn't spell it hungary.
Stranger: That'd be embarrassing.
You: Hungarian snow leopards?
You: that would have been awesome
Stranger: THAT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME!
You: HOLY SHIT
You: YOU READ MY MIND
You: internet high five for you!
Stranger: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Stranger: HIGH FIVES FOR SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS!
You: not just snow leopards
You: HUNGARIAN snow leopards
Stranger: It's like a Hungarian Horntail.
Stranger: BUT BETTER!
You: yes
Stranger: Holy crap, you're like my new favorite person on the planet.
You: thanks!
Stranger: Seriously, if I actually knew you, I'd say we should be best friends.
You: =D
You: you win too
Stranger: Aww shucks, honeychunks.
You: oh noes
You: WHAT GOIN ON
You: WHATS*
Stranger: ?
You: nothin
Stranger: Oh good.
Stranger: Thought a Hungarian SNOW LEOPARD! might have gotten you.
You: I know
You: I thought I heard one outside my house
You: you know those hungarian Snow Leopards
Stranger: They're not nearly as vicious as the Belgian ones.
Stranger: If you run into a Belgian snow leopard...
Stranger: you're pretty much fucked.
You: I know
You: Did you hear about the attack in Anterwerp?
You: 190 people were killed by one Belgian Snow leopard
Stranger: 190?
Stranger: That's small potatoes for a BSL.
You: what have you heard?
Stranger: Usually it's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
You: I thought that was the BSL power level
Stranger: Well yes, that too.
Stranger: Right after it has 400 babies.
You: Thats alot of kids
Stranger: At least it doesn't liek mudkipz.
Stranger: 'cause that would just be armageddon right there.
You: Thats why mudkipz are almost extinct
You: they cant handle the BSL
You: maybe a HSL, but not a BSL
Stranger: It's a good thing BSLs are so apathetic towards Magikarps.
Stranger: Because their Splash!
Stranger: I mean...
Stranger: nothing would ever happen...
You: Yea
You: what happens if the magikarp knows tackle?
Stranger: Well crap.
Stranger: That's a pretty fair match right there.
You: i know
You: then if magikarp evolves...OH SHIT
Stranger: Then it ABSOLUTELY DIES if an electric attack gets ANYWHERE near it.
Stranger: I mean, seriously.
Stranger: Water AND flying?
You: yea
Stranger: ... after kicking every single other pokemon's ass, of course.
You: I need my electrobuzz
You: i hope I got that right
Stranger: I think it's electabuzz, but I could be wrong...
Stranger: Yours doesn't look right though.
You: yea
You: Shit
You: OH SHIT
You: Its a BSL
Stranger: GET MAGIKARP!
You: Im fucked
You: where is it
Stranger: BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Stranger: MAGIKARP I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
You: go magikarp!
You: Splash!
Stranger: Please say it knows tackle.
Stranger: Please, please, please...
Stranger: It's our last hope...
You: Magikarp use tackle!
Stranger: YES!
You: Its super effective!
You: BSL has fainted
Stranger: ... since when has a normal attack been super effective against ANYTHING?
Stranger: Oh right.
Stranger: Since BSLs.
You: its a BSL
You: It isn't a pokemon
Stranger: SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS! SNOW LEOPARDS!
You: What!? Magikarp is evolving
Stranger: !!!
You: Oh shit
You: stop
Stranger: DON'T PRESS B
You: Magikarp has evolved into garados!
Stranger: You forgot the y, dear.
You: well fuck
Fucking win.
[quote]You: hi
You: i want to rape you
You: where do you live?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: in indonesia
Stranger: you?
You: I C
You: im in your basement
You: waiting
Stranger: from?
Stranger: asl?
You: im from your mom YOU GOTS A PROBLEM WIT TAHT???
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lol
Stranger: Doodle cake
You: oh god
You: not doodle cakes
Stranger: Haha
You: my weakness
You: oh noooo
You: no i will have to disconnect you racist fag
You: thanks
Stranger: D:
You: I may be doodlelicious, but atleast im chewy on the inside!
Disconnected, on that racist bitch.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: nazi germany, 1935
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: how is hitler these days
You: doing well
You: the jews are a bit stirred up
You: they think something major might happen
You: doubt it
Stranger: they'll get over it
You: i'm sure they will
You: it's not like they're the target of genocide or anything
Stranger: not at all[/quote]
First thing I could think of as a response.
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You: FACEPUNCH!
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: How are you
You: good
You: except for the zombies
Stranger: I love zombies
You: :l then i have to kill you
Stranger: Good night sweet price
Stranger: prince
Stranger: rather
Stranger: shit
Stranger: /dead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking' A...wait that didnt sound right :/
Stranger: hey
You: bonjour
Stranger: merce?
You: lol wut?
Stranger: i dont speak french
Stranger: wee
You: yeah it shows... lol
You: so sup?
Stranger: nothen...
Stranger: 17/f/usa
You: 19/m/canada
Stranger: ooooo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
well that was fucked up...
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: great
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: great
You: canada
Stranger: usa
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 18
Stranger: 17
Stranger: facebook?
You: yeah
Stranger: wat is it?
You: IN YO DREAMS!
You have disconnected.
haha i feel so evil s XD
[QUOTE=masterchief6;17151958]Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: How are you
You: good
You: except for the zombies
Stranger: I love zombies
You: :l then i have to kill you
Stranger: Good night sweet price
Stranger: prince
Stranger: rather
Stranger: shit
Stranger: /dead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking' A...wait that didnt sound right :/
Stranger: hey
You: bonjour
Stranger: merce?
You: lol wut?
Stranger: i dont speak french
Stranger: wee
You: yeah it shows... lol
You: so sup?
Stranger: nothen...
Stranger: 17/f/usa
You: 19/m/canada
Stranger: ooooo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
well that was fucked up...
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: great
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: great
You: canada
Stranger: usa
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 18
Stranger: 17
Stranger: facebook?
You: yeah
Stranger: wat is it?
You: IN YO DREAMS!
You have disconnected.
haha i feel so evil s XD[/QUOTE]
If you live in Quebec I fucking hate you.
[QUOTE=urhr;17152363]If you live in Quebec I fucking hate you.[/QUOTE]
hell no
[quote]You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user hates the phrase "ASL" or anything concerning it.]
You: Hi
Stranger: are you a communist?
You: No.
You: I'm Liberty Prime.
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: why arent you communist?
You: Because I'm Liberty Prime
Stranger: why are you LP?
You: Why are you asking all these questions?
Stranger: are you a communist?
You: No.
Stranger: why wouldnt you be a communist
Stranger: whyd you choose LP over communism?
You: Because Liberty Prime is an awesome Robot
Stranger: wow
Stranger: just wow
You: What.
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: do u like the idea of communism?
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: why not?
You: BECAUSE I'M LIBERTY FUCKING PRIME
Stranger: i am pretty sure youre fucking stupid
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[img]http://www.THISISBLANK.com/THIS IS FUCKING BLANK FUCK YOU.bmp[/img]
[url]http://www.omgbash.com/[/url] When I typed the site name wrong, what is this site?. Anyhow on with the chat.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hii
You: I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS.
Stranger: from
Stranger: 23
Stranger: m
Stranger: sex
You: I'M FBI AND WHAT IS THIS.
You: I'M CHRIS HANSEN, ASKING YOU TO TAKE A SEAT, AND WHAT IS THIS.
You: TELL ME.
Stranger: no
:(
Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
You: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger: thank you :]
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: its hard finding people that know pokemon these days
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: thata all i wanted
Stranger: you have a good evening
Stranger: byee
You: WAIT
You: Wait.
Stranger: yeesss?
You: I have something of the utmost importance to relay to you.
Stranger: Do relay kind friend
You: The Intelligence sector at base 19...
You: They ofund something.
You: *found
You: It turns out that... Oh, you won't like this.
Stranger: waldo?
You: YO MAMA
I think a Facepuncher.
This one is fucking hot! (All those naked pics are from the Fags Pride forums) :wink:
[code]You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: Kinda ;)
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: I know, i know
You: I need to GTFO
Stranger: whattt?
You: Cuz I am a boy
You: I need to:
You: Get The Fuck Out
Stranger: haha babe im a girl
You: Oh
You: lol good rofl
Stranger: wanna have some fun?
You: Sure babe.... ;)
Stranger: you start
You: ok one sec, gotta get a pic ;)
Stranger: mmm
You: http://content.imagesocket.com/images/jerking_offaee.jpg
Stranger: mmm babe i wanna suck that dick
You: :)
You: Your turn....
Stranger: i dont have any nude pics but i could show you my facebook if you want. to see what i look like
You: Awww, please nude? Baby, it aint good if you ain't nude.. lol
Stranger: i dont have any babe i wish i could :(
You: Can you take a pic with your camera?
You: please?
Stranger: but then how do you see it??
You: Do you have an msn?
Stranger: no =/ ah baby you must hate me :((((
You: No,
You: lol
You: it's not ur fault
You: Can I see you facebook?
Stranger: sure hang on
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000078306202&ref=name
You: omg
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: ?
You: your fucking hawr
You: hawt*
Stranger: really? thanks :) youre pretty hot yourself
You: age?
Stranger: 18
You: :)
You: 18
Stranger: you?
You: 18
Stranger: omg perfecttt
You: So there is no way to see you nude babe?
Stranger: babe i have like no idea how :(
You: Do you have the pics?
You: like one your computer?
You: on*
Stranger: no ive never taken nude pics beforee
You: oooo it's fun
You: :D
You: Do you have a webcam?
Stranger: no just a camera
You: Then can't you take one of you with that?
Stranger: but then how do you get it??
You: do you know how to put them on your computer?
You: cuz i know how to upload them
Stranger: yeah but baby can this wait? like lets have some funnnn ;)
You: But i'll be exra horny, if I see you too.
You: ;(
Stranger: ah i dont like waiting im impacient haha :(
You: Ok, baby, if that's what you want.... ;)
You: Wanna see another pic baby?
You: I took it just now
You: :)
You: http://fapomatic.com/0848/nyude_1.jpg
Stranger: aww you're so consideratee
Stranger: and hang on let me look
Stranger: babe you're so hotttt!
You: :D
Stranger: well ok babe do you wanna start?
You: ok, one sec, I wanna show u one more
You: ;)
Stranger: mmm
You: http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l203/local-hobo/IMG00004.jpg
Stranger: put the briefs back on?
You: nah, that's old
Stranger: i wanna slide those off you ;)
You: I know
You: lol
Stranger: so who's starting?
You: wait, ONE more?
You: this is fun
You: lol
Stranger: ahh ok hhaha
You: this one is from a LOOOOONG time ago.
You: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/jkenny1209/album_2/DSC04369.jpg
Stranger: ok i have to fuck you
You: ;D
Stranger: youve been so nice so you decide who starts
You: ...
You: lol
You: you go first babe
You: ladies first! :D
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: so i greet you at the door with a long passionate kiss, and i grab you by the hand and bring you up to the bedroom and lay down the rule:
Stranger: you are not allowed to touch me or move until i say so
Stranger: understand babe?
You: Sure..... :)
Stranger: ok great ;)
Stranger: so i slide your shirt off and rubb my hands all over you as our tongues tangle
You: ;)
Stranger: next i unbutton your shorts and pull them down to your ankles, but i leave your briefs on. those stay on for now
Stranger: i slide my hand down there and gently, so lightly, begin stroking your dick
Stranger: the tops of my fingertips gliding across the top
Stranger: i move all around it and then move your right ball. holding it my hand and lightly tickling it
Stranger: you long to touch me back, but you obey my wishes
You: yesbabe
Stranger: i then move to your left ball and do the same then slide my other hand in and give you a nice massage
Stranger: you grow harder
Stranger: as i move faster
You: ooooooo
Stranger: now i kneel my face right in front of where your dick would be if your briefs werent still on
You: :)
Stranger: i kiss your stomach as i grab your briefs and slide them down to your ankles with your shorts, my face only inches away from your cock
Stranger: then i bring my face lower so that i am kissing your cock and i begin to lick it
Stranger: kissing and licking gets faster and faster. i dont miss a spot: balls and all
Stranger: you cant stand it anymore
Stranger: i slide your dick into my mouth and begin to gently suck
You: ooooo
Stranger: i tickle your cock with my tongue as i suck the juice from your dick
Stranger: when im done i stand. you can touch me now. i am dressed and you are nude. im all yours
You: ok
You: I take off your top
You: Admire your breasts
You: then I gently take off your bra
You: And then I start licking your nipples...
Stranger: mm i like that
You: sucking, and licking.....
Stranger: ;)
You: I start gently pulling your nipples
You: and licking inbettween
Stranger: yeeahhh
You: then one of my hand slides down through your panties
You: thong?
Stranger: yep you guessed it ;) it was a surprise for you
You: Well its a wonderful surpirse.... :)
You: I start fingering your pussy and sucking your tits
Stranger: ahhh
You: I lick your neck then goes down between you breasts and I pull off your thong and pants
You: I start licking
You: your pussy....
Stranger: :)
You: My tounge soars in and out faster each time...
Stranger: ahh yeahhh
You: I pull out my long dick and smack it above your pussy inbetween your legs
Stranger: give it to meeee
You: Then I prop you up and stick my penis in your pussy....
Stranger: it feels so good babeee
You: and i move it back in forth
You: making loud smacking noises
Stranger: i clench and releasee over and over
You: i am goning faster babe
Stranger: ahhhh
You: im about to cummmmm
You: i pull it out and shoot it in your face
Stranger: delicious babyyy
You: then I turn you over....
Stranger: ;)
You: ...and slide my dick in your tight ass
Stranger: oh my goshhh
You: its really tight and it hurts soooooo gooooood
Stranger: im squeesing like it or want me to stop??
You: no, it feels gooddd
You: i take my dick out and cum all over your ass
Stranger: gimme the best orgasm right here right now babe
You: I lick it off, and we exchange it through kissing
You: then I shove my throbing dick in your mouth
Stranger: ohh yeah i love the taste of your cock
You: I slide your head back and fourth
You: my long cock cums all over the back of your throat
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: i kiss you again just so you can have a taste
You: tastes good babe
Stranger: gimme an orgasmmm
You: alright i grab you, flip you over, and hit my cock in extremely hard and fast
You: BACK
You: FORTH
You: I cum all inside you
Stranger: ahhh im about to........
Stranger: i pull you out of me and stuff your face in my pussy right before i explode
You: oooo
You: front row seats ;)
Stranger: babe you're so gooooooood
You: thx
You: i lick your pussy
You: your wet dripping pussy
Stranger: hehe babe some's on you're cheeck
You: what is it babe?
You: can you lick it off for me ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[editline]06:03PM[/editline]
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You: hi
Stranger: heeey
You: guess what?
Stranger: what?
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Stranger: OMFG
You: Text Rolled
Stranger: I GOT RICK ROLLED
Stranger: well
Stranger: cya
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[editline]06:11PM[/editline]
[code]Stranger: horny girl?
You: Yeah....
You: hehe
Stranger: how old?
You: wanna present?
You: 18
Stranger: yeah
You: ya do?
You: then.... asl?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: male
Stranger: us
Stranger: and you?
You: 18 female usa
You: where are you?
Stranger: CA
Stranger: and you?
You: ME TOO!
You: omg
Stranger: have hot pics to trade?
You: only if you start....
You: naked baby
You: ;)
Stranger: are you hot?
You: idk
You: it's an opinion
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/143fix4/3
Stranger: so let me see
You: but everyone that i've fucked says yes
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/143fix4/3
Stranger: is that a lot of guys? hahah
You: That is not you babe
Stranger: yeah it is
You: lol, but he's hot
You: you sure?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: now its your turn
You: I don't belive you baby
You: >_>
You: I wana REAL pic
You: REAL DEAL bbe
Stranger: thats real
Stranger: believe if you want to
You: Whats your name bbe?
Stranger: mike
You: mike what?
You: ;)
Stranger: come on...
You: I wanna look up and hook up
Stranger: i'm wainting your pic
You: ok.... brb
You: http://www.imagebam.com/image/534cf540853482/
You: there babe
Stranger: oh
You: ;D
Stranger: thats you?
You: yeppers
Stranger: really is?
You: u like?
Stranger: of course
You: well guess what baby
Stranger: what?
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: Lady or Gentleman?
Stranger: lady
Stranger: you?
You: Can I hang your coat madam?
You: Gentleman.
Stranger: yes you may
Stranger: thank you
You: *hangs coat*
You: Please follow me to your seat.
You: *walks*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *follows to seat*
You: Would you like the Luxury Dining Hall miss?
Stranger: Why yes of course
You: Excellent choice, my dear.
Stranger: Thank you
You: *finds table*
You: Please sit.
Stranger: *sits*
You: Would you like to see our menu?
Stranger: Yes
You: Sadly mam, it is a picture, so it has to be a url, if you are afraid of it being a "hoax" then you do not have to visit, but it is not one madam.
Stranger: I am not one to be afraid
You: www.filesmelt.com/downloader/the_morge.png
You: That's terrific, madam.
Stranger: hmm what a delicious looking menu
Stranger: hmm
You: What would you like to drink?
Stranger: Gin and tonic
You: Yes mam, and any appetizers?
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: But i would love a asian chicken wrap
You: As you wish...
You: *smiles*
Stranger: thank you sir
You: *walks in kitchen*
You: *returns*
You: *sets down food*
You: Cooked to perfection, madam.
Stranger: mmm this looks delicious
You: Please call me when you are done....
Stranger: ok
Stranger: actaully
Stranger: can you send me 4 more gin and tonics
You: Sure thing, my fine lady.
You: *leaves*
You: *returns*
You: *sets down gin and tonics*
You: Enjoy, miss.
Stranger: thank you
You: Call me when finished....
Stranger: Yes of course
Stranger: *eats wrap
Stranger: *
Stranger: *drinks gin*
Stranger: Sir I'm finished with my meal
You: Wonderful, I will just clean up then.
You: :)
You: You are the last customer, mam.
You: So I hope you enjoyed your meal.... :)
Stranger: Yes i did it was delightful
You: Bye......
Stranger: no wait
You: What?
Stranger: I didnt get dessert
You: You want dessert?
Stranger: Yes please
You: What would you like?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: your cock?
Stranger: inside me?
You: Madam?
You: The chef has left.
You: And so has everyone else.
You: I can fetch you some ice cream
Stranger: *bends over table and slowly lifts dress*
You: *drops clip board*
Stranger: *reveals thong*
Stranger: You like?
You: Yes.....
You: Let me lock the front door...
You: *lock*
You: There..... *naughty smile*
You: Would you like us to go to the VIP lounge?
Stranger: lead the way
You: *walks*
Stranger: *follows*
You: Here we are, my fine lady....
Stranger: this looks lovely
You: *looks out window at pier*
Stranger: *pushes you down into a booth*
You: ooofffff....
Stranger: *slowly crawls up your body in a sexy manner*
You: *gives sexy smile*
Stranger: *straddles you and pushes breasts together*
Stranger: help me with my dress wont you
You: Yes... I am your servant... ;)
You: *removes dress*
You: You like?
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: unclips bra
Stranger: leans forward dropping my breasts in your face
You: licks
Stranger: reaches down and unzips your pants
You: erection bursts out
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: slides backwards and pushes breasts around your fully erect penis then starts sliding up and down
You: moans and groans.....
Stranger: *looks down as sliding downward, until your cock pops into my mouth
You: xO
You: Ohhhh.... yesssss
You: *cums*
Stranger: mmm i love the taste
Stranger: but i hope you cans till keep going cause you ahvent touched my pussy
You: Want me to?
You: ;)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but the thong is in the way
Stranger: *stands and slowly, teasingly slides the thong down and i turn my ass towards you*
You: Anal?
Stranger: yes
You: slides cock into ass
Stranger: i mount myself back on you and spread my cheeks waiting for insertion
Stranger: AAH
You: moves back and forth slowly
You: So.... do you like this, babe?
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: yes
You: moves faster and harder
Stranger: AAHHHHH
Stranger: YES
Stranger: *reaching down to my pussy and rubbing my clit vigorously*
You: Ohhhhhhh.......
You: *cums*
Stranger: again
Stranger: jesus
You: :)
Stranger: i unmount and turn around then get back on you sliding your cock into my vagina
You: OOoooooooOOOooOOOoOoOOooOOO......
You: Nice and warm.... ;)
You: slowly moves faster
Stranger: i get my feet up on the booth and bounce up and down on your cock
You: Oh yessss.....
You: ohhhh
Stranger: i start bouncing faster and harder
You: ohhh fuck yess.....
Stranger: my breasts are bouncing up and down
Stranger: grab then
You: ok baby
Stranger: squeeze them and play with them, they're all yours
You: grabs huge tits
You: fumbles and pulls nipples
Stranger: i grab the back of your head and pull your face tightly into my breasts
Stranger: still bouncing on your cock
You: ans playing with your nips....
You: ;)
Stranger: i slide your cock all the way inside me then slowly and gently move in a circular motion
You: Ohhhhhhhhh.................
Stranger: i slide off your cock and wrap it up in my breasts titty fuckibng you again with your head in my mouth
Stranger: whenever you're ready blow your load into my mouth
You: i am now baby....
You: *cums*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: delicious
Stranger: i push you back again
Stranger: so you're lying down and sit on your face
You: owwwww
Stranger: then lean over and suck any remaining juices out of your cock
You: :D
Stranger: play with my pussy
Stranger: make me cum
You: lick?
Stranger: well im sitting on your face
You: ;)
You: licks everywhere......
You: and tounges
You: :)
Stranger: but i dont mind fingers or tongues in and around my pussy and ass
You: licks rectum...
You: and fingers pussy
Stranger: be warned i squirt
You: *cums*
Stranger: OH YES
Stranger: i feel it cumming
Stranger: get your mouth in line with my pussy if you want me to cum in your mouth
You: sounds great...
You: goes to pussy
Stranger: UUUGHH
Stranger: YES FUCK YES
Stranger: IM CUMMING
Stranger: *squirts pussy juice into your mouth*
You: *cums*
You: Oh.... baby.... your delicious....
Stranger: WELL THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL
Stranger: and especaillay dessert
You: You leaving babe?
Stranger: why you odnt want me to go?\
Stranger: youve already came 5 times
You: ;)
You: Well if you want to leave, I'll have to unlock the door.
Stranger: ok
You: *puts clothes back on*
You: Aren't you going to put them back on baby?
Stranger: no
You: Your going to leave nude?
Stranger: im gonna go find more fucking
You: Oh, alright then...
You: Follow me...
Stranger: unless of course you want to fuck me again in the kitchen?
Stranger: you do have cucumbers dont you?
You: ;) Do you?
You: Yes....
You: you getting dirty thoughts?
Stranger: grab a cucumber and fuck me then
Stranger: this time im not going to do a thing
Stranger: you're in control
Stranger: ill do whatever you want
You: Sounds great....
You: Here follow me.
You: *walks*
Stranger: *follows*
You: *opens kitchen*
You: Here we are my lady....
Stranger: *walks into kitchen*
Stranger: well
Stranger: you're the boss take control
You: Let's have fun.....
Stranger: im already having fun
You: locks doors
You: closes ordering windows
You: turns the lights off
You: grabs a cucumber.....
You: and slides it in you back and forth.....
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: nice and cool
You: this thing is big baby... doesn't it hurt?
Stranger: a little
Stranger: but it feels so good
You: Want me to go faster?
Stranger: like i said
Stranger: you're the boss
You: Oh, forgot...
You: ;)
You: Sorry.
You: Slides it in VERY deep.
Stranger: Im you're bitch
You: slides in and out extremdously :P
You: in deeeeeeeppppp
You: Feel good baby?
Stranger: oh yes
You: I think you're ready for some licking ;)
Stranger: mmmm ok
You: *puts vinilla flavor on fingers*
You: *wipes it on pussy*
Stranger: oh my pussy is all sticky with this vanilla flavour
Stranger: clean it
You: licks
Stranger: mmmm
You: and tongues.....
You: licks clit
You: alright baby lets try something a little more classy....
You: opens fridge
You: takes out whipped cream
You: sprays it on breasts
You: sticks cock in pussy
You: and moves in and out
You: bends down and licks cream
You: oooo.... I like this....
You: You babe?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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You: uh
You: who says hi first
You: me or you?
Stranger: i was about to type
Stranger: *awkward silence*
You: Yeah
Stranger: but you broje it
You: Broje
Stranger: *broke
You: omoglo
Stranger: not that funny actually?
You: Yeah
Stranger: unless broje is someone or something
You: Another form of grope
Stranger: oh really?
You: Maybe
Stranger: never heared it
You: It can be
You: If you want it to be
You: :O
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