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Stranger: yo
You: Hi im Ronnie!
Stranger: hello ronnie im a rapist
You: Cool
You: wanna pic of me?
Stranger: wanna come over? im in niger africa
Stranger: sure
You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/webcam001.jpg[/url]
You: not a bad link
You: seriously
Stranger: oh ur hot
Stranger: faggot
You: Im a natural red head
You: ;)
Stranger: fag
You: rapist
Stranger: ur a natural retard more like it
You: :X
You: *crys and closes mcdonalds forever*
Stranger: fag
Stranger: u would cry
You: Colonel Sanders: Great now I have an advantage!
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You: Hi im ronnie
Stranger: Hi, I'm Annu
You: wanna see a pic of me?
Stranger: It's all up to you
You: :)
You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/webcam001.jpg
You: not bad link
Stranger: one moment =)
Stranger: LOL, holy crap dude
You: You like?
You: ima natural red head
Stranger: haha... Yeah, dude... Seriously, 'I'm lovin' it' Hahaha
You: meee tooo
Stranger: I'm new to this site >>
Stranger: Is very odd
You: Oh... allow me to apologize for showing that explict picture
Stranger: Nah, don't apologise, it's all cool.
You: u a girl?
Stranger: I believe I spelled that wrong O.o
Stranger: Uh, yes... I am the female counterpart of the human species
You: Would you like to be my wife????
You: You could look like this:
You: http://satiated.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/picture-3.png?w=460&h=374
You: :D
You: mrs. mcdonald
Stranger: I believe I have that outfit buried in a closet somewhere in the universe... or another dimension, but I unfortunately must say no to your proposal as I am currently in a relationship with The King. XD
You: *sniffles*
You: ...
You: *gives lower clown lip*
Stranger: And that unfortunately makes me laugh
Stranger: =D
You: ;(
Stranger: But hey, we can all sztill be friends XD
You: *sob* o-o-o-o-okkkk..... *sob*
Stranger: hey, don't feel so down... There are lots of other clown women out there. Look at The Joker's female companion. He's no interest in her and I've heard she's lookin'
You: *sob* yeah.... but s-s-s-s-she's.... underageeeeeee! *excessive sob*
Stranger: No, not anymore, didn't you hear.. she just turned 21 XD
You: and nobody likes me anyway
You: *sob*
You: who would wanna date a queer clown fuck like me?
Stranger: Phhhtt.... I thought clowns were supposed to be happy.. not emo... Seriously.... =D
Put smile on face like Joke
You: *crys*
You: but my life has no meaning
You: my one true love rejected me
Stranger: If your life has no meaning, you have not yet discovered LARP
You: money and power...... I have both
You: no love....
You: *crys*
You: *sniffle* LARP?
Stranger: Are you tired of Dungeons and Dragons... (or the nerds who play that stupid game?)
Stranger: Sick of pressing keys to make your character attack on WOW?
You: noo.... Ima lvl 325
You: ummm
You: no
You: I bought a special gizmo
Stranger: Oh.. well then.. that sucks.... Larp is live action role play =D
You can actually beat the crap out of your friends with foam swords and other weapons. XD
You: no one even replys to me on www.charmony.com
Stranger: Phhhtt... dating sites are for losers XD
You: but that is the only CLOWN one *sobs*
Stranger: Then maybe it's time to stop being a clown.
You: please..... marrry meeeee....... *sobs*
Stranger: Married to the king dude XD
You: but then... I lose my franchise
You: *sobs*
Stranger: Sell it! Sell it like Marvel sold itself to Disney!
You: I prepared for a day like this
You: and now, I am going to to get my rope
Stranger: Hey, no, not rope
Stranger: ... Christmas lights...
You: back ok
You: what?
You: this is your last chance to marry me....
Stranger: I think I'm good man
Stranger: Theking's home XD
You: ok then goodbye
You: *pulls rope*
You: *gets hung*
Stranger: Have a nice afterlife Ronald
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You: facepunch?
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You: bob is that u
Stranger: yeah jerry is that you?
You: no
You: fuck face
Stranger: who the fuck is this then?
You: ur mom
You: go to bed nigger
Stranger: mom?
Stranger: shit.
Stranger: you caught me
You: if you dont imma slap you with my 1 inch dick
Stranger: orly mom?
You: when i drive over u better be in bed nigger
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You: Is your name Braces?
Stranger: YES
You: Why the fuck did you fucking bail on me you fat fuck?
You: You said Jake Fenton was DEAD!
Stranger: im just kidding
You: ...
Stranger: my name isnt braces
You: I apologize
You: I lost control
Stranger: hahahah sorry
You: Well
You: HI!
Stranger: hiii
You: I am Big Tony, with help of the Timesplitters I am still alive.
You: I was almost killed by Jake Fenton.
Stranger: oh really?
You: But I made portal, and left.
You: Yes
You: Now, I need to find Braces.
You: And Big Nose Louie
You: and Tommy Slick
Stranger: well im sorry but i dont think i can help you
You: This 21 century machine isn't helping
Stranger: im sorry :(
You: DAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU FENTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: He ruined my club!
You: Ever heard of the Big Clock Club in Chicago?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, forgot
You: I'm in 2009 not 1936
You: Nevermind
You: Do you have any idea on where Braces resides?
Stranger: no i do not. but you are freaking hilairious
You: ...
You: I am not joking
You: He killed my henchmen.
You: And shot up my club.
Stranger: im sorry to hear that
Stranger: wow sounds like a bad guy
You: Well.... yeah.... I am a Mob Boss.
You: I smuggle drugs.
You: And he is a reporter for the news paper.
Stranger: ohhh thats is so illegallll
You: Yeah, I know! Getting illiegal info for the news.
You: Do you want to see his pic?
Stranger: sure
You: So if you find him you can tell me?
Stranger: ok
You: Ok one second.
You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jakepic.jpg
Stranger: hes a cartoon
You: No.... he's my enemy!
Stranger: lmao
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: laugh my ass off
You: Oh really?
Stranger: yes
You: I will get my mob and murder you!
Stranger: NO!
You: THEN FIND FENTON!
Stranger: OK
You: I made a profile, so if you need me look for contact info.
You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Tony
Stranger: ok big tony ill get right on it!
You: If you see Braces, please let me know also.
Stranger: ok
You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/File:Braces.jpg
You: So, found him yet?
Stranger: not ye
Stranger: t
Stranger: i have a question
You: Yes?
Stranger: where exactly should i be looking?
You: Chicago, 1932
You: March 3, 1932
You: He "killed" me at the Big Clock Club
Stranger: so you're dead?
You: No, I limped into the helpful arms of the Timesplitters.
You: Everyone thinks I am dead.
You: But I will get my revenge.
Stranger: ok well good luck! ill keep looking but i have to go now! it was nice talking to you!
You: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/timesplitters/images/0/00/ScourgeSplitter.jpg
You: That is a timesplitter.
Stranger: ok
You: And they got me to 2009
You: But now I need help!
You: Please help find Braces or Jake Fenton!
You: If you do you can join my mob!
Stranger: hahahah
You: And I will give you exclusive access to the 'back' room of my club!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH
You: Why do you laugh?
You: You can even have an association with the Timesplitters!
Stranger: cause you are funny
You: And travel anywhere!
Stranger: ill help you find them if you tell me who you really are
You: Now? I am in Chicago.
You: I used the portal.
You: And now it is 2009? I think?
Stranger: i said who, not where
You: Oh, my mistake.
You: Big Tony, crime-life mob boss.
You: I bought a olive oil shipping dock in 1926
You: And now I smuggle drugs...
Stranger: i really have yto go
Stranger: to*
You: Please fin Fenton!
Stranger: ok ill try!
You: or Braces!
Stranger: ok ill try!
Stranger: bye big tony!
You: Good, you have earned you seat at my club!
Stranger: YAYY
You: And my mob!
You: Enjoy, if you find them!
Stranger: ok!
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: I Wanna be the very best
You: like no one ever was
Stranger: me too
You: . . .
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You: I Wanna be the very best!
You: like no one ever was!
Stranger: uh-huh...
You: *awkard silence*
Stranger: hi...?
You: hi
You: HAI!!!
Stranger: where you from?
You: I come from America
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: guy girl?
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: oh hi
Stranger: me too....
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You: I'm actually a guy :p
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: ok?
You: and now here comes pedobear to rape you
You: remember the boggy man. . .
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Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Stranger: Kirk to Enterprise
Stranger: Enterprise?
You: Ensign Ricky here
Stranger: Ensign, this is the Captain
Stranger: is Spock over there?
Stranger: he beamed up without me!
You: well
You: its so
You: that
You: we
You: the Crew
You: have grown tired of you
You: so
You: we kinda left you down there
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: don't go saying that, or I'll over-emote
Stranger: and be a drama queen!
You: we hate you!
Stranger: no, you don't!
You: we all
You: spock hates you most
You: no wait
Stranger: you've probably had some flower-induced hallucinations!
You: Scotty does
Stranger: this planet is creepy
Stranger: it's doing something to you
Stranger: Scotty? he can't!
Stranger: he has to beam me up!
You: noo
You: he wont
Stranger: that is not logical
Stranger: Spock can't agree to it
Stranger: i am your Captain!
Stranger: this is mutiny!
You: now youre sounding like spock
Stranger: you'll all be fired
You: no
You: noone will notice
You: i will take your place
Stranger: i'm the sexiest captain in the fleet!
You: im an good actor
Stranger: everyone will notice!
You: i can play sexy
Stranger: oh, but you can't *be* sexy
Stranger: that stuff shows
You: hmmm
You: you know
Stranger: and you can't rip your shirt with my grace and elegance
Stranger: or put dramatic pauses into every sentence
You: those flower induced hallucinogens
You: they will aid me in becomign you
Stranger: oh, it had to be flowers!
Stranger: i hate flowers!
Stranger: last time, they made Spock go and climb trees
Stranger: Spock! climbing trees!
Stranger: can you imagine?
You: those flowers are all you got now
Stranger: i've still got the Enterprise
You: Spock in a tree...hehe
You: no you dont
Stranger: (GQMF?)
Stranger: you haven't stolen my girl from me yet!
Stranger: not yet!
Stranger: i'll fight!
Stranger: come and fight!
You: yes
You: throw rocks into orbit
You: thatll kill us
Stranger: there are lots of things here, i'm sure i can make up some impossible compound
Stranger: that will attract my vessel
You: dont you see?
You: you are there fr a reason
You: your ship has abandoned you!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: NEVER!
You: your relationship is over
Stranger: but...
Stranger: but it's my girl!
You: im sorry you had to find it out like this...
Stranger: my life!
Stranger: i've given her all i've got!
You: she thinks its time for both of you to move on
Stranger: it can't be...
Stranger: oh, no
You: oh
Stranger: are YOU with her?
Stranger: do you touch her engines?
Stranger: DO YOU?
You: Spocks says be lohical
You: ofc course i am
Stranger: Spock can go climb a tree!
Stranger: i need my ship!
You: i've been touching her for some time now...right under your nose
Stranger: ... that's not possible
Stranger: i would have noticed
Stranger: she only reaches warp 10 with me
You: ohohoho
You: warp 10?
You: dont get me started...
Stranger: :O
Stranger: THIS IS MUTINY
Stranger: I WILL KILL YOU
You: yes
Stranger: you're probably a romulan!
Stranger: i don't even remember your name
You: shields and photon trpedos versus sticks and stones
Stranger: either a romulan, or some random crewman with a red shirt
Stranger: who'll die soon
You: IT'S CAPTAIN RICKY TO YOU!!!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: IT'S NOT EVEN A COOL NAME
Stranger: LIKE CAPTAIN JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK
You: she thinks its cool
Stranger: oh, that was the end of it!!
Stranger: there are two things you don't do in Starfleet
Stranger: you don't insult Spock's mother
Stranger: AND YOU DON'T TOUCH MY SHIP!
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You: General: So, Cortez, do you have them?
Stranger: Cortez: Yes, they are ready for inspection sir
You: General: INspection? We need the Time Crytals!
You: General: Where are they Cortez?
Stranger: Cortez: In the warehouse
You: General: You said you had them????
Stranger: Cortez: in the warehouse!
You: General: In your ship before you crashed!
You: General: You said you had a briefcase.
Stranger: Cortez: Ohh! Those crystals
You: General: Yes....
Stranger: Cortez: Right here sir
Stranger: *hands briefcase*
You: General: Oh my.....
You: Anya: These are beautiful....
You: Anya: I'll take them to the time machine.
You: General: That's Anya, our chief scientist in the time machine project.
You: General: She has helped us a lot.
Stranger: Cortez: Nice to meet you
You: Anya: Here, put this on your wrist. *hands you device*
Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *puts on wrist*
Stranger: Cortez: What is it?
You: Anya: This is a temporal uplink, we can communicate with it, even in different time periods.
You: Anya: Cmon Cortez, step in the time machine.
Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *gets in* Where am I going?
You: General: Your going to Scottland, 1924.
You: General: We have tested, and there is some left energy residue,
You: General: From previous use of time crystals.
Stranger: Cortez: Who was it?
You: General: We're not sure.
You: General: All we know, is the day they were used, the island was destroyed.
Stranger: Cortez: Hmm.. Thats never good
You: General: So we are sending you there, and you need to find the Time Traveler, before he gets away.
You: General: Because, he is most likey the one who created the Timesplitters.
Stranger: Cortez: Timesplitters sir?
You: General: An evil genetic race.
You: General: Bent on eleminating man kind
Stranger: Cortez: Of course
You: Anya: So are you ready?
Stranger: Cortez: Yes
Stranger: Cortez: How do I blend in?
You: General: You won't need too...
You: General: This isn't a stealth mission.
You: General: Good luck Cortez....
Stranger: Cortez: Thank you sir
You: *buttons press*
You: *credmodulator spin sounds*
You: *teleport sound effect*
You: Loading...
Stranger: Cortez: *panic screaming*
You: Teleport opens
You: Cortez drops out
You: *water splash*
Stranger: Cortez: Son of a Bitch!
You: Captain Ash: What are you doing out here old chap?
You: Captain Ash: You should climb aboard this row boat lad.
Stranger: Cortez: Thanks
You: Captain Ash: *reaches out hand*
Stranger: Cortez: I'm not entirely sure how I got here
You: Captain Ash: *pulls you up*
Stranger: *takes hand*
You: Captain Ash: Well does it have to do with that island?
Stranger: Cortez: Yes! I'm looking for someone
You: Captain Ash: I don't think you want to go on that island.
Stranger: Cortez: Why?
You: Captain Ash: Why, it's about to be blown to kingdom come!
Stranger: Cortez: How do you know?
You: Captain Ash: By the Navy.
Stranger: Cortez: But, why?
You: Captain Ash: Because I need to give the signal.
Stranger: Cortez: Don't!
You: Captain Ash: We have a while yet, before I give the signal I need to find a friend on the island too.
You: *guard in background aims rifle at Captain Ash*
Stranger: Cortez: Watch out!
You: *gun shot*
You: Captain Ash: Ah!
You: Captain Ash: He shot the pipe out of my mouth!
You: Captain Ash: That was my good pipe!
Stranger: Cortez: He would have shot you!
You: Captain Ash: Those bounders!
You: *you notice a revolver under seat*
Stranger: Cortez: *grabs revolver and takes aim at guard*
You: Captain Ash: You going to shoot him ol' chap?
Stranger: Cortez: He shot at you!
You: Captain Ash: Shoot him then!
Stranger: Cortez: *fires gun*
You: *guard dies*
You: Captain Ash: Oh no....
Stranger: Cortez: What?
You: Captain Ash: That was not a revolver.
You: Captain Ash: That was a flare ol chap.
Stranger: Cortez: That was the signal wasn't it?
You: *huge explosion sends row boat flying in the air*
You: Captain Ash: That flare was the signal.
You: Captain Ash: It's going to get a bit hairy from here on.....
You: Loading....
Stranger: Cortez: Thats not good
You: Load done....
You: Captain Ash: Cmon, I need to find my friend ol chap
Stranger: Cortez: Ok, do you know where he is?
You: Captain Ash: Yes, she's held prisoner. We haven't got time to lose!
You: Anya (uplink): Looks like this guy knows what he is doing, follow him
Stranger: Cortez: Ok, where to?
You: Captain Ash: *shoots guard*
You: Captain Ash: That's for my pipe! HA HA!
You: Captain Ash: Look out ol chap!
You: Captain Ash: It's a turret.
Stranger: Cortez: *dives to the ground*
You: Captain Ash: See if you can take it out.
Stranger: Cortez: *army crawls to turret and takes out guard manning it*
You: *guard dies*
You: Captain Ash: Nice work....
Stranger: Cortez: Thank you Captain
You: Captain Ash: *runs up hill*
Stranger: Cortez: *follows*
You: Captain Ash: Here we our ol bean....
You: Walks in
Stranger: Cortez: That was too easy
You: Captain Ash: Wait...
You: *door locks behind you*
You: Captain Ash: It's an ambush!
You: Captain Ash: Find a switch yo unlock the opposite doors!
You: Captain Ash: I'll wait here....
Stranger: Cortez: What are you going to do?
Stranger: Cortez: (uplink) help?
You: Anya: Ummmm
You: Anya: Look for a switch.
Stranger: Cortez: *searches*
You: Russian Guard: Hey you!
You: *shots fired*
Stranger: Cortez: I don't see one *jumps up and roundhouse kicks the guard*
You: Russian Guard: *oofff*
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
Stranger: Cortez: *takes gun*
Stranger: Cortez: Yea, I'm a badass
You: Russian Guard: You killed my friend bitch!
You: *shots*
You: *bullet wound*
Stranger: Cortez: *matrix dodges shots then roundhouse kicks*
You: Anya: Hurry Cortez, your getting hurt!
Stranger: Cortez: I'm aware..
Stranger: Cortez: I think I found something
Stranger: It's a panel
You: Russian Guard: Don't let him open the port culus!
You: *shoots*
Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard*
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
Stranger: Cortez: I don't know how to open the panel!
You: Anya: That gun your holding doesn't seem to fit in this time period.... odd...
Stranger: Cortez: I got it from that guard I killed
You: Captain Ash: Shoot the lock off ol bean!
Stranger: Cortez: *shots panel lock*
You: Anya: Nice work.....
Stranger: Cortez: Thank you :). What do we do about this gun?
You: Anya: Keep it, use it to our advantage.
Stranger: Cortez: Ok
You: Captain Ash: That panel activated the door we came from ol chap.
Stranger: Cortez: I shot the lock, the panel is intact
You: Captain Ash: Now get the other one.
Stranger: Cortez: *shoots other lock*
You: Anya: Oh no, we got trouble.
Stranger: Cortez: What?
You: Anya: A submarine just rising in the middle of the builing.
Stranger: Cortez: How the hell?
You: Anya: Didn't you see the hole there? Meant for stuff like that?
Stranger: Cortez: No! I was too busy opening the panel and fighting off guards
You: Anya: This is a shipping dock building for submarines.
You: Anya: Get to those crane controls over there!
You: Russian Guard: Hey you!
You: *shoots*
Stranger: Cortez: So we have to avoid the submarines that come in and find the traveler
You: *bullet wound*
Stranger: Cortez: *gets to crane controls and shoots guard*
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
Stranger: Cortez: arg!
You: Anya: Use the crane to pick up the guard.
You: Anya: And drop him in the water.
Stranger: Cortez: *uses crane to pick up guard and drop him in water*
You: Anya: Good work, now return to the Captian.
Stranger: Cortez: *runs back to captain*
Stranger: Cortez: You all right?
You: Captain Ash: Yes ol bean, hurry, we need to run!
Stranger: Cortez: Lead the way *follows*
You: Captain Ash: Look at this..... this is a small unconventional truck!
You: Guard: Don't let them get away!
You: *shoots*
Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard*
You: Captain Ash: You drive!
Stranger: Cortez: *dodges shots and jumps in the front seat
Stranger: *
You: Captain Ash: I'll get in the mounted gun ol chap.
You: Captain Ash: *climbs in*
Stranger: Cortez: Where am I driving to?
You: Captain Ash: Just follow this road, and don't swerve off the island.
You: Captain Ash: *shoots guards*
Stranger: Cortez: Ok *guns it*
You: Anya: The bridge was pulled up....
Stranger: Cortez: Damn it!
You: Russian Guard: Hahaha!
Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard* who's laughing now?
You: Russian Guard: Look at you!
You: *dies*
Stranger: Cortez: Gets to control box for bridge
You: Captain Ash: Ol bean, how are we ever going to reach that box.
You: Captain Ash: It's on the other side....
Stranger: Cortez: *pulls out a grappling hook*
You: Anya: Use your uplink.
Stranger: Cortez: To do what?
You: Anya: It can pull objects from a distance.
You: Anya: Flex your hand and pull the switch down.
Stranger: Cortez: Ohh.. *uses uplink to put bridge down*
You: Captain Ash: I'll never understand how you did that....
You: Captain Ash: Cmon let's move....
Stranger: Cortez: It's a long story Captain
Stranger: Cortez: *drives over bridge*
You: Russian Guard: Use the barrels!
You: Captain Ash: Look out!
You: *explosion*
Stranger: Cortez: *swerves*
You: Captain Ash: *shoots*
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
Stranger: Cortez: Nice shot!
You: Captain Ash: Here we are. The main building...
Stranger: Cortez: *cuts engine*
Stranger: Cortez: Where do we go from here?
You: Captain Ash: Oh, con found it, the door is locked...
You: Captain Ash: Hidey ho, what is this? Dynamite.
You: Captain Ash: *plants dynamite on door*
Stranger: Cortez: *grabs a stick and sets it near door*
Stranger: Cortez: Do you have matches?
You: Captain Ash: Yes, here I'll light it.
You: Anya: Looks like the Captains done this before.......
You: Captain Ash: *lights wick*
You: *sizzle*
Stranger: Cortez: *runs* (uplink) could he be the traveler?
You: *BOOOM*
You: Anya: I don't think so.
Stranger: Cortez: Working for him?
You: Anya: Maybe, but you may want to keep looking.
Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *louder* Lead the way Captain
You: Captain Ash: Here ol bean, help me!
You: *shots*
You: Captain Ash: *bullet wound*
You: Captain Ash: ahhhh
You: Captain Ash: That is very painful!
Stranger: Cortez: *Kills guard*
Stranger: Cortez: Captain! Are you all right?
You: Captain Ash: Yes, I'll be fine.
You: Here, in this upper room.
You: Russian Guard: YOU!
You: Captain Ash: *kills guard*
Stranger: Cortez: You!
You: Captain Ash: Ok, here we are.
Stranger: Cortez: Where is your friend being held?
You: Captain Ash: In the prison.
You: Captain Ash: This is the storage room, I need to find some binoculars.
You: Captain Ash: You move on, I'll catch up later.
Stranger: Cortez: Ok.
Stranger: Cortez: Do you know who owns this complez?
Stranger: complex**
You: Captain Ash: No, but we may find out....
Stranger: Cortez: Ok
You: Captain Ash: You just move on....
Stranger: Cortez: Ok.
Stranger: Cortez: (uplink) where do I go? the prison? or look for the man in charge?
You: Anya: I don't know about you, but I am glad he's gone.
You: Anya: I don't know, lets just see where you get to first.
Stranger: Cortez: ok
You: Russian Guard: Stop! Stop!
You: *shoots*
Stranger: Cortez: *runs up and punches
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
You: Russian Guard: FIRE!
You: * 3 guards firing*
Stranger: Cortez: *dodges*
You: *bullet wound*
Stranger: Cortez: *shoots all guards*
You: Russian Guard: offf
You: Russian Guard: ooooffff
You: Russian Guard: ahhhhh
You: Anya: Look at these cameras...
Stranger: Cortez: They're modern
Stranger: Cortez: Who are we dealing with?
You: Anya: Indeed.
You: Anya: Here go in this room....
Stranger: Cortez: Ok
You: *you see a door*
Stranger: Cortez: *goes through*
You: *locked*
You: *tapping noises*
Stranger: Cortez: Hello?
You: Future Cortez: Psst.
You: Future Cortez: Hey, up here.
Stranger: Cortez: What? *looks up*
You: Future Cortez: Here take this.
You: Future Cortez: *drops key*
Stranger: Cortez: Holy Crap
You: Future Cortez: Just make sure to pass it on when your done.
Stranger: Cortez: *takes key*
You: Future Cortez: *walks out of sight*
Stranger: Cortez: Anya, mind on telling me whats going on?
You: Anya: That was a time paradox!
You: Anya: All the time traveling activity distabilized the time field
You: Anya: Well, you need to keep moving...
Stranger: Cortez: *unlocks door*
You: Russian Guard: I heard, that someone invade our base...
You: Russian Guard 2: Like who?
You: Russian Guard: I don't know.
You: Russian Guard 2: Quit your wining...
You: Russian Guard: Asshole...
Stranger: Cortez: *waits until they come close then kills them both silently*
You: Russian Guard: *dies*
You: Russian Guard 2: What the?
You: Russian Guard 2: *dies*
You: Russian Guard: What was that?
You: Russian Guard: *walks*
You: Russian Guard: *spots you*
You: Russian Guard: I FOUND HIM!!!!!1
You: Russian Guard: ALERT!
You: *shoots*
Stranger: Cortez: *kills guard before he can raise alert*
You: *dies*
You: Anya: Hurry, look in that room......
Stranger: Cortez: *looks* There's someone here!
Stranger: *sees person tied to a chair
Stranger: Cortez: Hello? Are you ok?
You: Drunk Russian Guard: I wams siwnszers. I rulrs wrlds.
You: Drunk Russian Guard: Andjid yu sukc
Stranger: Cortez: Anya, what is this?
You: Drunk Russian Guard: My wife widll beeee hearsr anty sonnn
You: Anya: A drunk guard Cortez.
Stranger: Cortez: I see that
Stranger: Cortez: Why is he here?
You: Anya: Nothing more.
You: Anya: Practical joke.
You: Anya: Probably.
Stranger: Cortez: Should I try to questoin him?
You: Anya: If you feel the need too.
Stranger: Cortez: *goes up to guard* who's in charge?
You: Drunk Russian Guard: meeezzz
You: Drunk Russian Guard: whats thee help do uuu wants/?
Stranger: Cortez: To talk to your boss
You: Drunk Russian Guard: yourrrrrrrr talks to jhinm nowwwww
Stranger: Cortez: Ugh, I'm not going to get anything out of up
Stranger: him**
You: Drunk Russian Guard: uuuu alll suck serrrrrrrriosudkly
Stranger: Cortez: *punches guard*
You: Drunk Russian Guard: *KO*
You: Anya: Your very funny Cortez.
Stranger: Cortez: What?
You: Anya: Playing with a drunk person?
Stranger: Cortez: not playing, shutting him up
You: Anya: Just continue the mission okay?
Stranger: Cortez: Ok. Apparently my other self found it necessary to let me punch the guard
Stranger: Cortez: *goes back into hall* which way?
You: Anya: Doesn't look like there is anyone in the next door.
You: *you see another door inside there*
You: Russian Guard: The intruders have entered the base sir.
Stranger: Cortez: There's another door though, I'm going to check it out
You: ???: I want them dead!
You: Russian Guard: We are trying sir.
Stranger: Cortez: Did that voice sound familiar?
You: ???: I don't want to see you again until you confirmed that they are dead!
You: Anya: No.... but that's HIM!
You: ???: There he is!
Stranger: Cortez: *checks bodies of guards for guns and steals*
You: ???: Get him! Go everyone below!
Stranger: Cortez: Goes after
Stranger: *goes after**
You: ???: *escapes*
Stranger: Cortez: NO! You're not getting away from me
You: Anya: You let him get away!
Stranger: Cortez: *chases shooting any guard in his way*
Stranger: Cortez: I didn't let him do anything
You: *exit seals*
Stranger: Cortez: Damn it. Anya, find me a way out
You: Anya: Well, lets just keep searching.
You: Anya: Look theres a door to your right.
Stranger: Cortez: *checks door* it's opened
You: *you see a hole with jail like bars on ground*
You: *you see past self*
Stranger: Cortez: Hello?
You: Past Cortez: Ughhh what?
Stranger: Cortez: How did you get here?
You: Past Cortez: I was walking, and now this door is locked.
You: Past Cortez: So I am stuck.
Stranger: Cortez: Does that mean I am? Where's your uplink?
You: Past Cortez: On my wrist, I just left the Captain back a few seconds ago and now I found this door, it's locked, and I need the key
Stranger: Cortez: Oh. Here *drops key* Make sure to pass it on when you're done
You: Past Cortez: Oh, cool thanks Furture me.
Stranger: Cortez: Welcome, hope you get more out of it then I did
You: Anya: Cortez, you got to be careful!
Stranger: Cortez: Anya, if this is replaying does that mean I'm going to fail? What did I do?
You: Anya: No Cortez, that was you in the past.
You: Anya: He'll do exactally what you did.
Stranger: Cortez: But future me is going through what I am and he didn't stop the traveler
You: Anya: And he'll pass the key to the next Cortez.
You: Anya: I guess we just have to find him somewhere else.
You: Anya: Just continue moving along.
Stranger: This has been the best conversation with a stranger I've had, I'm sorry to cut it short but all hell broke loose at my house
Stranger: Sorry
You: Ok
You: Wait
You: Please look up Timesplitters: Future Perfect!
You: That's the game!
You: You'll enjoy it.
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: twas fun
Stranger: I hope i did ok
You: You should buy the game!
You: You'll see the revelvance!
You: lol
You: It's one of my favorite games of all time.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well maybe i can find you again some day
You: Maybe, if you do ask:
Stranger: unless you have an IM screenname that i can talk to you sometime one
You: Captain Ash?
You: AIM
You: I have aim and msn
Stranger: coo
Stranger: aim
You: but I don't go on msn as much
You: ok
You: screename?
Stranger: btvsobsessed623
Stranger: I'm invisible, I'll get on when i can
Stranger: Whats your IM?
You: ok
You: nanoxax67
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ttyl
You: same here bro
You: :D
You: BUY THE GAME :D
You: Or look it up or somethin
You: Cya
You: [url]http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/Cortez[/url]
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You: Why are you doing this.
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You: OH GOD HELP
You: THERE ARE CATS IN MY VEINS
Stranger: I'm not GOD
You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url]
You: OH NO
You: HELP
You: AHHH
You: OH NO
You: MY BLOOD
Stranger: take a chill-pill
You: IT'S FULL OF FELINES
You: HELP ME
You: TELL ME WHAT TO DO
You: FEEEEELINES
You: HEELP
Stranger: I'm allergic to cats
You: CATS IN MY BLOOD
You: HELP
You: OH GOD
You: THEY'RE INSIDE ME
You: HELP
You: MY VEINS HAVE CATS IN THEM
You: OH GOD
You: GOD HELP
You: OH NO
You: AHHHHH
You: MY VEINS
You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url]
You: THAT CAN SAVE ME
Stranger: did you injected cats instead of heroin ?
You: BUT I CAN'T USE IT
You: OH HELP
You: THE CATS
You: THE CATTTSSS
You: DSFSANKHG;A
You: JDSF[A
You: GHFSJNGFDE
Stranger: whats that link ?
You: RGE
You: EG
You: THE RECIPE
You: TO CURE THE CATS
You: OH GOD
You: THE MEDICINE IS ICE CREAM
You: OH NOI
Stranger: why do you show it to me ?
You: NO NO NO
You: NO \
You: ITS TOO LATE FOR ME
You: USE THE CAT MEDICINE ON THE WORLD
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: MAKE THEM LIVE
You: GOODBYE WILLIAM
You: I WISH YOU BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE TRAVELS
You: COUGH THEN FALL OVER DEAD.
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: THE CATS ARE COMING
Stranger: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jesus some people are dumb:
[quote]You: Hey
Stranger: hey f/m
You: f
Stranger: same
You: DAMN
You: I'm actually male
You: Looking for horny dudes to fuck with
You: :V
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: :P
You: The first person who seems interested in my gender is a female
You: what are the chances
You: Anyway, what's up
Stranger: nathin r u horny even though ur a chick
You: I'm not a chick
You: :|
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: my bad
You: Soooooo
Stranger: so wat do u want to talk about
You: I dunno, whatever
Stranger: anythin u want
You: I'm trying to get into Heroes
Stranger: watever u want
You: Are you saying what I think you're saying
Stranger: wat
You: I dunno
Stranger: say wat u think im saying lol
You: I dunno, I just felt like saying taht
You: *that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have nathin 2 ask where r u from
You: VA, USA
You: You?
Stranger: aussie
Stranger: i hate it though'
You: You hate Australia?
Stranger: so wat do u want 2 talk about
Stranger: yep i am from nz
You: That's not Aussie
You: That's Kiwi
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i know
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i moved from nz 2 aussie
You: We should definitely talk about Flight of the Conchords
Stranger: i hate that program
You: D:
Stranger: that sucks
You: You are the worst New Zealander ever
Stranger: no im not i love everythin about nz part from that show but i havent seen it that much only part of a show
You: So
You: Is Australia just like Road Warrior?
Stranger: na have u eva seen the movie once were warriors lol
You: No
You: The Vietnam one?
Stranger: ok na
Stranger: i hate war movies wat do u want 2 talk about
You: Can you see Cirith Ungol from your house?
Stranger: ??? i dnt know where that is
You: How big is Belegaer
You: You live around the Undying Lands, right?
You: Do you go vacationing in Numenor?
Stranger: ok u r boring i dnt know were these places r
You: wtf
You: You live right next to New Zealand
You: You must be in the undying lands
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and its not like i can c it
You: Not even the great Lamp of the Valar?
Stranger: no u idiot
You: Read more
You: I think it might improve your typing.[/quote]
[quote]You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: What's up
Stranger: my dick
You: Is it?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: Get some viagra for that
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You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YpVYXb0Ak&feature=channel_page[/url] <------ Funny, don't watch if you don't want, your problem not mine.
Stranger: i'm chiness girl
You: go to website
Stranger: ahah
You: why you laugh?
Stranger: i can't open it
You: ur an idiot
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Stranger: FIRE EVERYTHING!
You: SIR YES SIR!!
Stranger: AHOY
You: Sir, we are having trouble with the firing mechanisims!
Stranger: SEND ALL POWER TO ENGINEERING!
You: Yes sir!
You: Shit! We're hit!
You: Torpedo hit starboard side!
Stranger: NOES.
You: We're sinking!!!
You: Send the order to abandon ship?
Stranger: It's been nice knowing you.
Stranger: Yes!
You: Alright
Stranger: But the captain stays.
You: Nice knowing you too
Stranger: Farewell.
You: ABANDON SHIP!!!!
You: Farewell, good captain
Stranger: Farewell good helmsman
You: *Gets in lifeboat*
Stranger: *salute*
You: *Salute**Tear rolls down cheek*
Stranger: *single emo tear*
You: God be kind on ye soul
Stranger: *blub* *blub* *blub*
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You: lazarus: I have been ressurrected.
Stranger: bonjour
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Stranger disconnected for our sins.
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: hello hello
You: inb4 are you horny female
Stranger: u a horny female
You: ...
Stranger: odd
You: wait
You: did the previous chatter tell you to die in a fire
Stranger: yea
You: that was me
Stranger: whats the fucking odds
You: 1/2607
Stranger: thanks[/quote]
Fucking hell.
[quote]You: Hey.
Stranger: i think this could work
You: What?
Stranger: yeah
You: Hm.
You: Maybe if you turn it around and plug it in the socket it may work.
You: It needs electricity.
Stranger: i thought i asked you to do that?
You: No, I did.
You: Ask you.
You: To do that.
You: My job was to fill it with papers.
Stranger: i was busy assembling the Pine Decking for it
You: Damn it, Stranger, with your excuses!
Stranger: what do you expect?
You: Let's just finish the damn thing, ok?
Stranger: you are after all, MY FATHER!
You: So, you have to obey by my rules!
Stranger: but you never loved me :(
You: I always loved you.
You: Now go back to work.
You: And tell your mother to make me a fucking sammich. I'm hungry.
Stranger: but you never gave me any money
You: Money spoil children.
Stranger: but you gave andrew $200 a MONTH
You: Andrew is a fag.
You: I love UUUUUU
You: <3
Stranger: mlia
You: let's have father/son sex and post it on the net k
Stranger: :o
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I won
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Stranger: TICK TICK TICK TICK.
You: OH SHIT. PIPE BOMB
Stranger: xD
Stranger: well done, man
Stranger: youve passed.
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yay. i passed. :3
i think i won :smug:
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: but
You: then
You: WHO
You: WAS
You: PHONE
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hey there
Stranger: from?
You: Outerspace.
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Stranger: hi
You: 01101000 01101001 00001101 00001010
Stranger: binary>.<
Stranger: used to know it
You: ;)
Stranger: boy or girl?
Stranger: i need help from a girl
You: you got luck. where can i help you.
Stranger: okay so on friday
Stranger: i said hi to the girl i like
Stranger: and she said hi back
Stranger: but today i said hi and she barely looked at me
Stranger: i know she heard me
Stranger: and she knows i like her
Stranger: WTF
You: what happenend in between?
Stranger: the weekend
Stranger: i didnt talk to her
You: did you just say hi to her, or how was the "relationship" before
Stranger: i just said hi
Stranger: not much of a relationship
You: did you ever go out with her?
Stranger: noo
You: ok
You: so just a "hi"
Stranger: hi her name
You: dont be a "douchebag" - go for it... girls like men who know what they want.
You: say more than hi.
Stranger: wat
You: i know its hard for you men...
Stranger: i dont understand
You: i can´t tell you that.. but you have to do more, otherwise it wont work and it wont go there where you want it.
You: does she have a bf?
Stranger: no
You: so, how old are u 2?
Stranger: 14
You: ok. - ask her out, cinema - drink - skaterpark - whatever.. just say something.
Stranger: but based on today she seemed like a bitch
Stranger: but friday she seemed nice
You: dont take it like that... we girls like to play.
Stranger: THE FUCK?
You: maybe she just wanted to know how "bad" you want her.
You: c´mon...
Stranger: WHY DO U HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT
You: well... thats life ;)
Stranger: so if i dont say anything i am making it obvious i dont want her?
You: yes.
Stranger: how does this sound
Stranger: If you don't me to talk to you just tell me and i will back off. No need to act like you did today. I was trying to be friendly.
Stranger: besides the fucking missing word
You: dont do that... NEVER
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: ^^
Stranger: I SENT IT TO HER MYSPACE
You: you´re fucked...
Stranger: FUCK
You: sry mate ^^
You: ... a lot of other fish out there.
Stranger: u sure that is gonna be bad?
You: yes.
You: but.. maybe you can fix it.
You: but you have to do EXACT what i tell you.
Stranger: ok
You: just a few questions before.
Stranger: ok
You: how is she? (skater, normal one, goth, ...)
Stranger: kinda preppy
You: kk, - did she ever have a bf?
You: a real one.
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i am almost positive
You: is she always hanging around with her gf´s?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: who most i hate
You: ok, IF (and i deem so) - she reads it BEFORE you can say something to her...
You: you gotta go the full line (if you really want her) - you gotta say hi, and ask her out for "whatever" INFRONT of her gf´s
You: she has to know that you have the "balls" for something like this.
Stranger: but what if i havent said a lot to her b4?
You: i think (and i am a girl) this is the only way to get her out... after you wrote something like this...
You: doesn´t matter... ask her out for a drink... you can walk around, just talk a bit... try to get her away from the group - then you can talk whatever you want with her.
Stranger: okay
You: go for it tiger ;-)
Stranger: what if she doesnt get it b4 i talk to her?
You: well... if you cant hack her account and delete it... do what i say...
Stranger: okay
You: kk... you can do this...
You: does she go to school with you?
Stranger: yes
You: same class?
Stranger: no
You: ok, good.
You: do you see her before school begins?
Stranger: no
You: when you gonna see her tomorrow?
Stranger: idk
You: you have to know such things...
You: you cannot ask her when you only have a few minutes time... she needs the pressure of "waiting"... that means if you both are on schoolbreak - (15mins) - ask her in the first min you see her.
You: so she has to decide...
You: and the MOST IMPORTANT thing....
You: dont show the other that you HATE them... then you gonna loose.
Stranger: lol
You: i promise
You: ;-)
Stranger: the only time i have would be lunch in two days
You: ok would be a good time.
You: but not at the end...
You: at the beginning.
Stranger: okay
You: you can tell her sthg. like this.
You: :
Stranger: sthg?
You: sthg - something.. ---> wait for it.
Stranger: what should i say?
Stranger: like how do u like highschool so far?
You: hi, how r u? - how bout you eat with your frieds now and think the next 10 minutes about going out with me - i sit right there, i will come again in 10 mins - be prepared. ;-)
You: would sound sweet. *g*
You: no forget the how do you like crap.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wat
Stranger: i should really say that?
You: you dont have to,.. was just a thought i think would be something special .
You: not the normal how do you like crap.
Stranger: dont forget i have maybe asked her a question or two for class
You: you have to make her think about you
Stranger: not to much more
You: thats even better, (you said before you think she likes you)
You: so you had a few eye-contacts. right?
Stranger: yeah
You: so. way enough.
Stranger: no i didnt say i think she likes me
Stranger: i never said that
You: i would say that... i would go out with a guy asking me such a question.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: u are twice her age
You: i was her age once.
Stranger: much more mature
Stranger: u think differently i am sure
You: i would go out with one asking me this question now.
You: but 10 yrs. ago.. i probably would.
You: well.. you can do whatever you want, i tell you, that what i said, will work.
Stranger: okay
You: what do you have to loose? -you wrote her this idiotic message.. either you go in there with a question like mine, or you will never go out with her.
Stranger: okay
You: trust a girl... we always think the same ;-)
Stranger: i feel like an idiot now
You: doesnt matter... dont show her that.... just ask her .. you have to make her forget what you wrote.
Stranger: but she will more than likely not see what i wrote untill after i talk to her
Stranger: she hasnt been on myspace for 2 weeks
You: well... doesnt matter.. afterwards you can say whatever you want, (after you asked her out)
You: and one imortant thing on the end...
You: no eye-contact in these "10-minutes"
You: you have to be... whats the word... superior.
Stranger: rofl
You: no joke.
You: she has to think sweety... make her think about you...
Stranger: i feel like i am getting trolled
You: ... ok... i think i´m going now.
Stranger: okay
You: whish you the best, you will deal with that.
You: bye
damnit... it was soooo close....
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Stranger: hi
You: 01101000 01101001 00001101 00001010
Stranger: m / f?
You: 01111001 01100101 01110011 00001101 00001010
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You: TICK.
You: TICK.
You: TICK.
Stranger: TOCK
You: TICK.
You: you ruined it
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im pumped
Stranger: u
You: ‾\_(°·o)_/‾ i dunno lul
Stranger: where from
You: ‾\_(°·o)_/‾ i dunno lul
Stranger: i dunno what those icons r supposed to be either
You: it's a face you idiot
Stranger: only a tool would think that dumb ass
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[editline]11:01PM[/editline]
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You: TICK TICK TICK!
Stranger: thats nice
You: dude
You: you fucking exploded
You: it was a pipe bomb
Stranger: cool
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Stranger: female, 18, bi , from cali. my aim is shinlikes69. im lookin forward to an i.m. :D
You: Hot
You: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Stranger: oh yeah. (:
You: I wish I was a definite integral so I could lie under your curves
Stranger: wanna cyber chat?
You: I think we're cyber chatting already
Stranger: no were not.
You: Oh
You: Then lets
Stranger: you first
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: robe & wizard hat?
You: Yeah
You: I like to play dress up
You: Don't you
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: i want your hard wizard cock in my ass.
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: fuck me harder !
You: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
You: Take that, bitch!
Stranger: i talked to you yesterday. dumbfuck. (:
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You: Okay, let's get this straight, your a /b/tard.
Stranger: i'm not, actually
You: then were good.
Stranger: haha alright
You: or are we?. dun dun dun.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: dramatic twist
You: THEN WHO WAS TWIST?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: are you sure you're not the /b/tard here
You: straight and /b/tard don't go together. It's abit gay.
Stranger: ah
You: only if balls are touching. o--o Not touching yet, "straight" lines are in the way
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Stranger: heyyyy
You: Hey
Stranger: im singal
You: I'm male
Stranger: and ready to mingle!!
You: And I'm ready to
You: Fail?
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Stranger: asl?
You: Hi little girl!
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[editline]07:11PM[/editline]
You: Hi little girl!
You: Want some candy/
Stranger: no
You: :( Why not?
Stranger: cause im male
You: Hi little boy!
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I am the best cyber sexer ever.
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: what's up
You: m
You: disconnect time
You: right
Stranger: no ;)
You: :O
You: I am shocked
Stranger: why?
You: Most of my conversations go like this:
You: You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: M
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Stranger: oh ok :/
You: Not looking to cyber, are you?
Stranger: sorry :/
Stranger: i am ...
You: lol
Stranger: youre not are you?
You: Are you a girl or guy?
Stranger: a girl ;)
You: :)
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16 and a half ;)
You: I'm 17
Stranger: nice ;)
You: Wanna cyber then?
Stranger: yeah, i'd like to ;)
You: You go first
Stranger: you wanna do it as rp? ;)
You: How
Stranger: well we both write what we do... as for example best friends or so ;)
You: k
Stranger: i'll start... youll see how it goes ;)
You: k
Stranger: we'll do it as best friends... its friday night... your parents are out for the weekend and youre all alone... i rang u up earlier to see if youve got time... i go to your house and ring the bell
You: I answer the door
Stranger: "hey (whats your name?)"
Stranger: (i'm sara ;) )
You: (It's michael)
You: Hey sara
Stranger: can i come in?
You: sure
Stranger: i go into oyur house and straight to the living room and sit on the couch
You: so, what do you want to do? Watch a movie or something?
Stranger: "yeah sure.. anything you want ;)"
You: Killer. I just got a new sound system and Apocalypse Now on DVD
Stranger: "isnt that a horror movie?"
You: Fuck no it's a Vietnam war movie
You: By Francis Ford coppola
Stranger: "oh ok... sure.."
Stranger: "so how was your day?"
You: Pretty good, I guess
You: How was yours?
Stranger: "mine was ok... but it just got better" i smile at you
You: That's cool, why?
Stranger: "cuz i was learning all afternoon and now i can spend the evening with you ;)"
You: fuck where's my goddamn DVD player remote
Stranger: dont worry.. we've got time ;)
You: I dunno, it's Apocalypse Now Redux
You: 3 1/2 hours
Stranger: oh ok...
You: I notice you look disappointed
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: "nothing..." i look down
You: Awww cmon
You: You know you can talk to me about it
Stranger: i wave you to me slightly and make room next to me on the couch.. "i know..."
You: I sit on the couch
Stranger: i put one arm around you... "its just that... i think that i'm falling for you"... i lean forward and kiss your lips gently...
You: I kiss you back in a cold and stiff manner. A kiss like that... brings back memories of the war...
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