• Omegle V2
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: yo You: Hi im Ronnie! Stranger: hello ronnie im a rapist You: Cool You: wanna pic of me? Stranger: wanna come over? im in niger africa Stranger: sure You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/webcam001.jpg[/url] You: not a bad link You: seriously Stranger: oh ur hot Stranger: faggot You: Im a natural red head You: ;) Stranger: fag You: rapist Stranger: ur a natural retard more like it You: :X You: *crys and closes mcdonalds forever* Stranger: fag Stranger: u would cry You: Colonel Sanders: Great now I have an advantage! [editline]12:54AM[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hi im ronnie Stranger: Hi, I'm Annu You: wanna see a pic of me? Stranger: It's all up to you You: :) You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/webcam001.jpg You: not bad link Stranger: one moment =) Stranger: LOL, holy crap dude You: You like? You: ima natural red head Stranger: haha... Yeah, dude... Seriously, 'I'm lovin' it' Hahaha You: meee tooo Stranger: I'm new to this site >> Stranger: Is very odd You: Oh... allow me to apologize for showing that explict picture Stranger: Nah, don't apologise, it's all cool. You: u a girl? Stranger: I believe I spelled that wrong O.o Stranger: Uh, yes... I am the female counterpart of the human species You: Would you like to be my wife???? You: You could look like this: You: http://satiated.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/picture-3.png?w=460&h=374 You: :D You: mrs. mcdonald Stranger: I believe I have that outfit buried in a closet somewhere in the universe... or another dimension, but I unfortunately must say no to your proposal as I am currently in a relationship with The King. XD You: *sniffles* You: ... You: *gives lower clown lip* Stranger: And that unfortunately makes me laugh Stranger: =D You: ;( Stranger: But hey, we can all sztill be friends XD You: *sob* o-o-o-o-okkkk..... *sob* Stranger: hey, don't feel so down... There are lots of other clown women out there. Look at The Joker's female companion. He's no interest in her and I've heard she's lookin' You: *sob* yeah.... but s-s-s-s-she's.... underageeeeeee! *excessive sob* Stranger: No, not anymore, didn't you hear.. she just turned 21 XD You: and nobody likes me anyway You: *sob* You: who would wanna date a queer clown fuck like me? Stranger: Phhhtt.... I thought clowns were supposed to be happy.. not emo... Seriously.... =D Put smile on face like Joke You: *crys* You: but my life has no meaning You: my one true love rejected me Stranger: If your life has no meaning, you have not yet discovered LARP You: money and power...... I have both You: no love.... You: *crys* You: *sniffle* LARP? Stranger: Are you tired of Dungeons and Dragons... (or the nerds who play that stupid game?) Stranger: Sick of pressing keys to make your character attack on WOW? You: noo.... Ima lvl 325 You: ummm You: no You: I bought a special gizmo Stranger: Oh.. well then.. that sucks.... Larp is live action role play =D You can actually beat the crap out of your friends with foam swords and other weapons. XD You: no one even replys to me on www.charmony.com Stranger: Phhhtt... dating sites are for losers XD You: but that is the only CLOWN one *sobs* Stranger: Then maybe it's time to stop being a clown. You: please..... marrry meeeee....... *sobs* Stranger: Married to the king dude XD You: but then... I lose my franchise You: *sobs* Stranger: Sell it! Sell it like Marvel sold itself to Disney! You: I prepared for a day like this You: and now, I am going to to get my rope Stranger: Hey, no, not rope Stranger: ... Christmas lights... You: back ok You: what? You: this is your last chance to marry me.... Stranger: I think I'm good man Stranger: Theking's home XD You: ok then goodbye You: *pulls rope* You: *gets hung* Stranger: Have a nice afterlife Ronald Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
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[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: bob is that u Stranger: yeah jerry is that you? You: no You: fuck face Stranger: who the fuck is this then? You: ur mom You: go to bed nigger Stranger: mom? Stranger: shit. Stranger: you caught me You: if you dont imma slap you with my 1 inch dick Stranger: orly mom? You: when i drive over u better be in bed nigger You have disconnected.[/code]
Any Timesplitter fans??????? [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Is your name Braces? Stranger: YES You: Why the fuck did you fucking bail on me you fat fuck? You: You said Jake Fenton was DEAD! Stranger: im just kidding You: ... Stranger: my name isnt braces You: I apologize You: I lost control Stranger: hahahah sorry You: Well You: HI! Stranger: hiii You: I am Big Tony, with help of the Timesplitters I am still alive. You: I was almost killed by Jake Fenton. Stranger: oh really? You: But I made portal, and left. You: Yes You: Now, I need to find Braces. You: And Big Nose Louie You: and Tommy Slick Stranger: well im sorry but i dont think i can help you You: This 21 century machine isn't helping Stranger: im sorry :( You: DAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU FENTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: He ruined my club! You: Ever heard of the Big Clock Club in Chicago? Stranger: no You: Oh, forgot You: I'm in 2009 not 1936 You: Nevermind You: Do you have any idea on where Braces resides? Stranger: no i do not. but you are freaking hilairious You: ... You: I am not joking You: He killed my henchmen. You: And shot up my club. Stranger: im sorry to hear that Stranger: wow sounds like a bad guy You: Well.... yeah.... I am a Mob Boss. You: I smuggle drugs. You: And he is a reporter for the news paper. Stranger: ohhh thats is so illegallll You: Yeah, I know! Getting illiegal info for the news. You: Do you want to see his pic? Stranger: sure You: So if you find him you can tell me? Stranger: ok You: Ok one second. You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jakepic.jpg Stranger: hes a cartoon You: No.... he's my enemy! Stranger: lmao You: What does that mean? Stranger: laugh my ass off You: Oh really? Stranger: yes You: I will get my mob and murder you! Stranger: NO! You: THEN FIND FENTON! Stranger: OK You: I made a profile, so if you need me look for contact info. You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Tony Stranger: ok big tony ill get right on it! You: If you see Braces, please let me know also. Stranger: ok You: http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/File:Braces.jpg You: So, found him yet? Stranger: not ye Stranger: t Stranger: i have a question You: Yes? Stranger: where exactly should i be looking? You: Chicago, 1932 You: March 3, 1932 You: He "killed" me at the Big Clock Club Stranger: so you're dead? You: No, I limped into the helpful arms of the Timesplitters. You: Everyone thinks I am dead. You: But I will get my revenge. Stranger: ok well good luck! ill keep looking but i have to go now! it was nice talking to you! You: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/timesplitters/images/0/00/ScourgeSplitter.jpg You: That is a timesplitter. Stranger: ok You: And they got me to 2009 You: But now I need help! You: Please help find Braces or Jake Fenton! You: If you do you can join my mob! Stranger: hahahah You: And I will give you exclusive access to the 'back' room of my club! Stranger: HAHAHAHAH You: Why do you laugh? You: You can even have an association with the Timesplitters! Stranger: cause you are funny You: And travel anywhere! Stranger: ill help you find them if you tell me who you really are You: Now? I am in Chicago. You: I used the portal. You: And now it is 2009? I think? Stranger: i said who, not where You: Oh, my mistake. You: Big Tony, crime-life mob boss. You: I bought a olive oil shipping dock in 1926 You: And now I smuggle drugs... Stranger: i really have yto go Stranger: to* You: Please fin Fenton! Stranger: ok ill try! You: or Braces! Stranger: ok ill try! Stranger: bye big tony! You: Good, you have earned you seat at my club! Stranger: YAYY You: And my mob! You: Enjoy, if you find them! Stranger: ok! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: hi Stranger: hey You: I Wanna be the very best You: like no one ever was Stranger: me too You: . . . Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]03:20AM[/editline] come someone make me a HUGE omelge AIDS sign? [editline]03:26AM[/editline] onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: I Wanna be the very best! You: like no one ever was! Stranger: uh-huh... You: *awkard silence* Stranger: hi...? You: hi You: HAI!!! Stranger: where you from? You: I come from America Stranger: oh... Stranger: guy girl? You: I'm a girl Stranger: oh hi Stranger: me too.... 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I had a nice chat with Kirk... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Kirk to Enterprise Stranger: Enterprise? You: Ensign Ricky here Stranger: Ensign, this is the Captain Stranger: is Spock over there? Stranger: he beamed up without me! You: well You: its so You: that You: we You: the Crew You: have grown tired of you You: so You: we kinda left you down there Stranger: oh! Stranger: don't go saying that, or I'll over-emote Stranger: and be a drama queen! You: we hate you! Stranger: no, you don't! You: we all You: spock hates you most You: no wait Stranger: you've probably had some flower-induced hallucinations! You: Scotty does Stranger: this planet is creepy Stranger: it's doing something to you Stranger: Scotty? he can't! Stranger: he has to beam me up! You: noo You: he wont Stranger: that is not logical Stranger: Spock can't agree to it Stranger: i am your Captain! Stranger: this is mutiny! You: now youre sounding like spock Stranger: you'll all be fired You: no You: noone will notice You: i will take your place Stranger: i'm the sexiest captain in the fleet! You: im an good actor Stranger: everyone will notice! You: i can play sexy Stranger: oh, but you can't *be* sexy Stranger: that stuff shows You: hmmm You: you know Stranger: and you can't rip your shirt with my grace and elegance Stranger: or put dramatic pauses into every sentence You: those flower induced hallucinogens You: they will aid me in becomign you Stranger: oh, it had to be flowers! Stranger: i hate flowers! Stranger: last time, they made Spock go and climb trees Stranger: Spock! climbing trees! Stranger: can you imagine? You: those flowers are all you got now Stranger: i've still got the Enterprise You: Spock in a tree...hehe You: no you dont Stranger: (GQMF?) Stranger: you haven't stolen my girl from me yet! Stranger: not yet! Stranger: i'll fight! Stranger: come and fight! You: yes You: throw rocks into orbit You: thatll kill us Stranger: there are lots of things here, i'm sure i can make up some impossible compound Stranger: that will attract my vessel You: dont you see? You: you are there fr a reason You: your ship has abandoned you! Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: NEVER! You: your relationship is over Stranger: but... Stranger: but it's my girl! You: im sorry you had to find it out like this... Stranger: my life! Stranger: i've given her all i've got! You: she thinks its time for both of you to move on Stranger: it can't be... Stranger: oh, no You: oh Stranger: are YOU with her? Stranger: do you touch her engines? Stranger: DO YOU? You: Spocks says be lohical You: ofc course i am Stranger: Spock can go climb a tree! Stranger: i need my ship! You: i've been touching her for some time now...right under your nose Stranger: ... that's not possible Stranger: i would have noticed Stranger: she only reaches warp 10 with me You: ohohoho You: warp 10? You: dont get me started... Stranger: :O Stranger: THIS IS MUTINY Stranger: I WILL KILL YOU You: yes Stranger: you're probably a romulan! Stranger: i don't even remember your name You: shields and photon trpedos versus sticks and stones Stranger: either a romulan, or some random crewman with a red shirt Stranger: who'll die soon You: IT'S CAPTAIN RICKY TO YOU!!! Stranger: NEVER Stranger: IT'S NOT EVEN A COOL NAME Stranger: LIKE CAPTAIN JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK You: she thinks its cool Stranger: oh, that was the end of it!! Stranger: there are two things you don't do in Starfleet Stranger: you don't insult Spock's mother Stranger: AND YOU DON'T TOUCH MY SHIP!
:siren:[B][highlight]TIMESPLITTERS FANS UNITE![/highlight][/B]:siren: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: General: So, Cortez, do you have them? Stranger: Cortez: Yes, they are ready for inspection sir You: General: INspection? We need the Time Crytals! You: General: Where are they Cortez? Stranger: Cortez: In the warehouse You: General: You said you had them???? Stranger: Cortez: in the warehouse! You: General: In your ship before you crashed! You: General: You said you had a briefcase. Stranger: Cortez: Ohh! Those crystals You: General: Yes.... Stranger: Cortez: Right here sir Stranger: *hands briefcase* You: General: Oh my..... You: Anya: These are beautiful.... You: Anya: I'll take them to the time machine. You: General: That's Anya, our chief scientist in the time machine project. You: General: She has helped us a lot. Stranger: Cortez: Nice to meet you You: Anya: Here, put this on your wrist. *hands you device* Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *puts on wrist* Stranger: Cortez: What is it? You: Anya: This is a temporal uplink, we can communicate with it, even in different time periods. You: Anya: Cmon Cortez, step in the time machine. Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *gets in* Where am I going? You: General: Your going to Scottland, 1924. You: General: We have tested, and there is some left energy residue, You: General: From previous use of time crystals. Stranger: Cortez: Who was it? You: General: We're not sure. You: General: All we know, is the day they were used, the island was destroyed. Stranger: Cortez: Hmm.. Thats never good You: General: So we are sending you there, and you need to find the Time Traveler, before he gets away. You: General: Because, he is most likey the one who created the Timesplitters. Stranger: Cortez: Timesplitters sir? You: General: An evil genetic race. You: General: Bent on eleminating man kind Stranger: Cortez: Of course You: Anya: So are you ready? Stranger: Cortez: Yes Stranger: Cortez: How do I blend in? You: General: You won't need too... You: General: This isn't a stealth mission. You: General: Good luck Cortez.... Stranger: Cortez: Thank you sir You: *buttons press* You: *credmodulator spin sounds* You: *teleport sound effect* You: Loading... Stranger: Cortez: *panic screaming* You: Teleport opens You: Cortez drops out You: *water splash* Stranger: Cortez: Son of a Bitch! You: Captain Ash: What are you doing out here old chap? You: Captain Ash: You should climb aboard this row boat lad. Stranger: Cortez: Thanks You: Captain Ash: *reaches out hand* Stranger: Cortez: I'm not entirely sure how I got here You: Captain Ash: *pulls you up* Stranger: *takes hand* You: Captain Ash: Well does it have to do with that island? Stranger: Cortez: Yes! I'm looking for someone You: Captain Ash: I don't think you want to go on that island. Stranger: Cortez: Why? You: Captain Ash: Why, it's about to be blown to kingdom come! Stranger: Cortez: How do you know? You: Captain Ash: By the Navy. Stranger: Cortez: But, why? You: Captain Ash: Because I need to give the signal. Stranger: Cortez: Don't! You: Captain Ash: We have a while yet, before I give the signal I need to find a friend on the island too. You: *guard in background aims rifle at Captain Ash* Stranger: Cortez: Watch out! You: *gun shot* You: Captain Ash: Ah! You: Captain Ash: He shot the pipe out of my mouth! You: Captain Ash: That was my good pipe! Stranger: Cortez: He would have shot you! You: Captain Ash: Those bounders! You: *you notice a revolver under seat* Stranger: Cortez: *grabs revolver and takes aim at guard* You: Captain Ash: You going to shoot him ol' chap? Stranger: Cortez: He shot at you! You: Captain Ash: Shoot him then! Stranger: Cortez: *fires gun* You: *guard dies* You: Captain Ash: Oh no.... Stranger: Cortez: What? You: Captain Ash: That was not a revolver. You: Captain Ash: That was a flare ol chap. Stranger: Cortez: That was the signal wasn't it? You: *huge explosion sends row boat flying in the air* You: Captain Ash: That flare was the signal. You: Captain Ash: It's going to get a bit hairy from here on..... You: Loading.... Stranger: Cortez: Thats not good You: Load done.... You: Captain Ash: Cmon, I need to find my friend ol chap Stranger: Cortez: Ok, do you know where he is? You: Captain Ash: Yes, she's held prisoner. We haven't got time to lose! You: Anya (uplink): Looks like this guy knows what he is doing, follow him Stranger: Cortez: Ok, where to? You: Captain Ash: *shoots guard* You: Captain Ash: That's for my pipe! HA HA! You: Captain Ash: Look out ol chap! You: Captain Ash: It's a turret. Stranger: Cortez: *dives to the ground* You: Captain Ash: See if you can take it out. Stranger: Cortez: *army crawls to turret and takes out guard manning it* You: *guard dies* You: Captain Ash: Nice work.... Stranger: Cortez: Thank you Captain You: Captain Ash: *runs up hill* Stranger: Cortez: *follows* You: Captain Ash: Here we our ol bean.... You: Walks in Stranger: Cortez: That was too easy You: Captain Ash: Wait... You: *door locks behind you* You: Captain Ash: It's an ambush! You: Captain Ash: Find a switch yo unlock the opposite doors! You: Captain Ash: I'll wait here.... Stranger: Cortez: What are you going to do? Stranger: Cortez: (uplink) help? You: Anya: Ummmm You: Anya: Look for a switch. Stranger: Cortez: *searches* You: Russian Guard: Hey you! You: *shots fired* Stranger: Cortez: I don't see one *jumps up and roundhouse kicks the guard* You: Russian Guard: *oofff* You: Russian Guard: *dies* Stranger: Cortez: *takes gun* Stranger: Cortez: Yea, I'm a badass You: Russian Guard: You killed my friend bitch! You: *shots* You: *bullet wound* Stranger: Cortez: *matrix dodges shots then roundhouse kicks* You: Anya: Hurry Cortez, your getting hurt! Stranger: Cortez: I'm aware.. Stranger: Cortez: I think I found something Stranger: It's a panel You: Russian Guard: Don't let him open the port culus! You: *shoots* Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard* You: Russian Guard: *dies* Stranger: Cortez: I don't know how to open the panel! You: Anya: That gun your holding doesn't seem to fit in this time period.... odd... Stranger: Cortez: I got it from that guard I killed You: Captain Ash: Shoot the lock off ol bean! Stranger: Cortez: *shots panel lock* You: Anya: Nice work..... Stranger: Cortez: Thank you :). What do we do about this gun? You: Anya: Keep it, use it to our advantage. Stranger: Cortez: Ok You: Captain Ash: That panel activated the door we came from ol chap. Stranger: Cortez: I shot the lock, the panel is intact You: Captain Ash: Now get the other one. Stranger: Cortez: *shoots other lock* You: Anya: Oh no, we got trouble. Stranger: Cortez: What? You: Anya: A submarine just rising in the middle of the builing. Stranger: Cortez: How the hell? You: Anya: Didn't you see the hole there? Meant for stuff like that? Stranger: Cortez: No! I was too busy opening the panel and fighting off guards You: Anya: This is a shipping dock building for submarines. You: Anya: Get to those crane controls over there! You: Russian Guard: Hey you! You: *shoots* Stranger: Cortez: So we have to avoid the submarines that come in and find the traveler You: *bullet wound* Stranger: Cortez: *gets to crane controls and shoots guard* You: Russian Guard: *dies* Stranger: Cortez: arg! You: Anya: Use the crane to pick up the guard. You: Anya: And drop him in the water. Stranger: Cortez: *uses crane to pick up guard and drop him in water* You: Anya: Good work, now return to the Captian. Stranger: Cortez: *runs back to captain* Stranger: Cortez: You all right? You: Captain Ash: Yes ol bean, hurry, we need to run! Stranger: Cortez: Lead the way *follows* You: Captain Ash: Look at this..... this is a small unconventional truck! You: Guard: Don't let them get away! You: *shoots* Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard* You: Captain Ash: You drive! Stranger: Cortez: *dodges shots and jumps in the front seat Stranger: * You: Captain Ash: I'll get in the mounted gun ol chap. You: Captain Ash: *climbs in* Stranger: Cortez: Where am I driving to? You: Captain Ash: Just follow this road, and don't swerve off the island. You: Captain Ash: *shoots guards* Stranger: Cortez: Ok *guns it* You: Anya: The bridge was pulled up.... Stranger: Cortez: Damn it! You: Russian Guard: Hahaha! Stranger: Cortez: *shoots guard* who's laughing now? You: Russian Guard: Look at you! You: *dies* Stranger: Cortez: Gets to control box for bridge You: Captain Ash: Ol bean, how are we ever going to reach that box. You: Captain Ash: It's on the other side.... Stranger: Cortez: *pulls out a grappling hook* You: Anya: Use your uplink. Stranger: Cortez: To do what? You: Anya: It can pull objects from a distance. You: Anya: Flex your hand and pull the switch down. Stranger: Cortez: Ohh.. *uses uplink to put bridge down* You: Captain Ash: I'll never understand how you did that.... You: Captain Ash: Cmon let's move.... Stranger: Cortez: It's a long story Captain Stranger: Cortez: *drives over bridge* You: Russian Guard: Use the barrels! You: Captain Ash: Look out! You: *explosion* Stranger: Cortez: *swerves* You: Captain Ash: *shoots* You: Russian Guard: *dies* Stranger: Cortez: Nice shot! You: Captain Ash: Here we are. The main building... Stranger: Cortez: *cuts engine* Stranger: Cortez: Where do we go from here? You: Captain Ash: Oh, con found it, the door is locked... You: Captain Ash: Hidey ho, what is this? Dynamite. You: Captain Ash: *plants dynamite on door* Stranger: Cortez: *grabs a stick and sets it near door* Stranger: Cortez: Do you have matches? You: Captain Ash: Yes, here I'll light it. You: Anya: Looks like the Captains done this before....... You: Captain Ash: *lights wick* You: *sizzle* Stranger: Cortez: *runs* (uplink) could he be the traveler? You: *BOOOM* You: Anya: I don't think so. Stranger: Cortez: Working for him? You: Anya: Maybe, but you may want to keep looking. Stranger: Cortez: Ok. *louder* Lead the way Captain You: Captain Ash: Here ol bean, help me! You: *shots* You: Captain Ash: *bullet wound* You: Captain Ash: ahhhh You: Captain Ash: That is very painful! Stranger: Cortez: *Kills guard* Stranger: Cortez: Captain! Are you all right? You: Captain Ash: Yes, I'll be fine. You: Here, in this upper room. You: Russian Guard: YOU! You: Captain Ash: *kills guard* Stranger: Cortez: You! You: Captain Ash: Ok, here we are. Stranger: Cortez: Where is your friend being held? You: Captain Ash: In the prison. You: Captain Ash: This is the storage room, I need to find some binoculars. You: Captain Ash: You move on, I'll catch up later. Stranger: Cortez: Ok. Stranger: Cortez: Do you know who owns this complez? Stranger: complex** You: Captain Ash: No, but we may find out.... Stranger: Cortez: Ok You: Captain Ash: You just move on.... Stranger: Cortez: Ok. Stranger: Cortez: (uplink) where do I go? the prison? or look for the man in charge? You: Anya: I don't know about you, but I am glad he's gone. You: Anya: I don't know, lets just see where you get to first. Stranger: Cortez: ok You: Russian Guard: Stop! Stop! You: *shoots* Stranger: Cortez: *runs up and punches You: Russian Guard: *dies* You: Russian Guard: FIRE! You: * 3 guards firing* Stranger: Cortez: *dodges* You: *bullet wound* Stranger: Cortez: *shoots all guards* You: Russian Guard: offf You: Russian Guard: ooooffff You: Russian Guard: ahhhhh You: Anya: Look at these cameras... Stranger: Cortez: They're modern Stranger: Cortez: Who are we dealing with? You: Anya: Indeed. You: Anya: Here go in this room.... Stranger: Cortez: Ok You: *you see a door* Stranger: Cortez: *goes through* You: *locked* You: *tapping noises* Stranger: Cortez: Hello? You: Future Cortez: Psst. You: Future Cortez: Hey, up here. Stranger: Cortez: What? *looks up* You: Future Cortez: Here take this. You: Future Cortez: *drops key* Stranger: Cortez: Holy Crap You: Future Cortez: Just make sure to pass it on when your done. Stranger: Cortez: *takes key* You: Future Cortez: *walks out of sight* Stranger: Cortez: Anya, mind on telling me whats going on? You: Anya: That was a time paradox! You: Anya: All the time traveling activity distabilized the time field You: Anya: Well, you need to keep moving... Stranger: Cortez: *unlocks door* You: Russian Guard: I heard, that someone invade our base... You: Russian Guard 2: Like who? You: Russian Guard: I don't know. You: Russian Guard 2: Quit your wining... You: Russian Guard: Asshole... Stranger: Cortez: *waits until they come close then kills them both silently* You: Russian Guard: *dies* You: Russian Guard 2: What the? You: Russian Guard 2: *dies* You: Russian Guard: What was that? You: Russian Guard: *walks* You: Russian Guard: *spots you* You: Russian Guard: I FOUND HIM!!!!!1 You: Russian Guard: ALERT! You: *shoots* Stranger: Cortez: *kills guard before he can raise alert* You: *dies* You: Anya: Hurry, look in that room...... Stranger: Cortez: *looks* There's someone here! Stranger: *sees person tied to a chair Stranger: Cortez: Hello? Are you ok? You: Drunk Russian Guard: I wams siwnszers. I rulrs wrlds. You: Drunk Russian Guard: Andjid yu sukc Stranger: Cortez: Anya, what is this? You: Drunk Russian Guard: My wife widll beeee hearsr anty sonnn You: Anya: A drunk guard Cortez. Stranger: Cortez: I see that Stranger: Cortez: Why is he here? You: Anya: Nothing more. You: Anya: Practical joke. You: Anya: Probably. Stranger: Cortez: Should I try to questoin him? You: Anya: If you feel the need too. Stranger: Cortez: *goes up to guard* who's in charge? You: Drunk Russian Guard: meeezzz You: Drunk Russian Guard: whats thee help do uuu wants/? Stranger: Cortez: To talk to your boss You: Drunk Russian Guard: yourrrrrrrr talks to jhinm nowwwww Stranger: Cortez: Ugh, I'm not going to get anything out of up Stranger: him** You: Drunk Russian Guard: uuuu alll suck serrrrrrrriosudkly Stranger: Cortez: *punches guard* You: Drunk Russian Guard: *KO* You: Anya: Your very funny Cortez. Stranger: Cortez: What? You: Anya: Playing with a drunk person? Stranger: Cortez: not playing, shutting him up You: Anya: Just continue the mission okay? Stranger: Cortez: Ok. Apparently my other self found it necessary to let me punch the guard Stranger: Cortez: *goes back into hall* which way? You: Anya: Doesn't look like there is anyone in the next door. You: *you see another door inside there* You: Russian Guard: The intruders have entered the base sir. Stranger: Cortez: There's another door though, I'm going to check it out You: ???: I want them dead! You: Russian Guard: We are trying sir. Stranger: Cortez: Did that voice sound familiar? You: ???: I don't want to see you again until you confirmed that they are dead! You: Anya: No.... but that's HIM! You: ???: There he is! Stranger: Cortez: *checks bodies of guards for guns and steals* You: ???: Get him! Go everyone below! Stranger: Cortez: Goes after Stranger: *goes after** You: ???: *escapes* Stranger: Cortez: NO! You're not getting away from me You: Anya: You let him get away! Stranger: Cortez: *chases shooting any guard in his way* Stranger: Cortez: I didn't let him do anything You: *exit seals* Stranger: Cortez: Damn it. Anya, find me a way out You: Anya: Well, lets just keep searching. You: Anya: Look theres a door to your right. Stranger: Cortez: *checks door* it's opened You: *you see a hole with jail like bars on ground* You: *you see past self* Stranger: Cortez: Hello? You: Past Cortez: Ughhh what? Stranger: Cortez: How did you get here? You: Past Cortez: I was walking, and now this door is locked. You: Past Cortez: So I am stuck. Stranger: Cortez: Does that mean I am? Where's your uplink? You: Past Cortez: On my wrist, I just left the Captain back a few seconds ago and now I found this door, it's locked, and I need the key Stranger: Cortez: Oh. Here *drops key* Make sure to pass it on when you're done You: Past Cortez: Oh, cool thanks Furture me. Stranger: Cortez: Welcome, hope you get more out of it then I did You: Anya: Cortez, you got to be careful! Stranger: Cortez: Anya, if this is replaying does that mean I'm going to fail? What did I do? You: Anya: No Cortez, that was you in the past. You: Anya: He'll do exactally what you did. Stranger: Cortez: But future me is going through what I am and he didn't stop the traveler You: Anya: And he'll pass the key to the next Cortez. You: Anya: I guess we just have to find him somewhere else. You: Anya: Just continue moving along. Stranger: This has been the best conversation with a stranger I've had, I'm sorry to cut it short but all hell broke loose at my house Stranger: Sorry You: Ok You: Wait You: Please look up Timesplitters: Future Perfect! You: That's the game! You: You'll enjoy it. Stranger: Thanks Stranger: twas fun Stranger: I hope i did ok You: You should buy the game! You: You'll see the revelvance! You: lol You: It's one of my favorite games of all time. Stranger: cool Stranger: well maybe i can find you again some day You: Maybe, if you do ask: Stranger: unless you have an IM screenname that i can talk to you sometime one You: Captain Ash? You: AIM You: I have aim and msn Stranger: coo Stranger: aim You: but I don't go on msn as much You: ok You: screename? Stranger: btvsobsessed623 Stranger: I'm invisible, I'll get on when i can Stranger: Whats your IM? You: ok You: nanoxax67 Stranger: ok Stranger: ttyl You: same here bro You: :D You: BUY THE GAME :D You: Or look it up or somethin You: Cya You: [url]http://timesplitters.wikia.com/wiki/Cortez[/url] You have disconnected.
[quote]You: Hi! Stranger: my dick is so hard right now You: Why are you doing this. You: Wanting sex from the internet. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :smug:
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[b]Stranger: Hi You: Dutha Lucker. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]. [b]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: In before "bot" Stranger: IN 2077 THE COMMUNIST CHINA WILL NUKE AMERICA STARTING WW3 WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!! You: I KNOW, BECAUSE I AM CHINA. WE HAVE WIERD EYES Stranger: lol Stranger: just trying to find i fallout fan You: WE, CRAZY COMMIES. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b].
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: [B]HELP[/B] You: [B]HELP REMOVE THE CATS FROM MY BLOOD[/B] You: [B]OH GOD[/B] You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url] Stranger: alright... Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:55PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: OH GOD HELP You: THERE ARE CATS IN MY VEINS You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url] Stranger: looking for girl... You: I ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE You: HELP You: OH GOD You: OUCH You: THEY'RE CLAWING MY INSIDES You: HELP ME You: OH GOD [editline]09:00PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: OH GOD HELP You: THERE ARE CATS IN MY VEINS Stranger: I'm not GOD You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url] You: OH NO You: HELP You: AHHH You: OH NO You: MY BLOOD Stranger: take a chill-pill You: IT'S FULL OF FELINES You: HELP ME You: TELL ME WHAT TO DO You: FEEEEELINES You: HEELP Stranger: I'm allergic to cats You: CATS IN MY BLOOD You: HELP You: OH GOD You: THEY'RE INSIDE ME You: HELP You: MY VEINS HAVE CATS IN THEM You: OH GOD You: GOD HELP You: OH NO You: AHHHHH You: MY VEINS You: [url]http://www.pics.on.nimp.org/[/url] You: THAT CAN SAVE ME Stranger: did you injected cats instead of heroin ? You: BUT I CAN'T USE IT You: OH HELP You: THE CATS You: THE CATTTSSS You: DSFSANKHG;A You: JDSF[A You: GHFSJNGFDE Stranger: whats that link ? You: RGE You: EG You: THE RECIPE You: TO CURE THE CATS You: OH GOD You: THE MEDICINE IS ICE CREAM You: OH NOI Stranger: why do you show it to me ? You: NO NO NO You: NO \ You: ITS TOO LATE FOR ME You: USE THE CAT MEDICINE ON THE WORLD Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: MAKE THEM LIVE You: GOODBYE WILLIAM You: I WISH YOU BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE TRAVELS You: COUGH THEN FALL OVER DEAD. Stranger: GOODBYE You: THE CATS ARE COMING Stranger: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected.
Jesus some people are dumb: [quote]You: Hey Stranger: hey f/m You: f Stranger: same You: DAMN You: I'm actually male You: Looking for horny dudes to fuck with You: :V Stranger: lol Stranger: ;) Stranger: :P You: The first person who seems interested in my gender is a female You: what are the chances You: Anyway, what's up Stranger: nathin r u horny even though ur a chick You: I'm not a chick You: :| Stranger: ok Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: my bad You: Soooooo Stranger: so wat do u want to talk about You: I dunno, whatever Stranger: anythin u want You: I'm trying to get into Heroes Stranger: watever u want You: Are you saying what I think you're saying Stranger: wat You: I dunno Stranger: say wat u think im saying lol You: I dunno, I just felt like saying taht You: *that Stranger: lol Stranger: i have nathin 2 ask where r u from You: VA, USA You: You? Stranger: aussie Stranger: i hate it though' You: You hate Australia? Stranger: so wat do u want 2 talk about Stranger: yep i am from nz You: That's not Aussie You: That's Kiwi You: :D Stranger: lol Stranger: i know Stranger: lol Stranger: i moved from nz 2 aussie You: We should definitely talk about Flight of the Conchords Stranger: i hate that program You: D: Stranger: that sucks You: You are the worst New Zealander ever Stranger: no im not i love everythin about nz part from that show but i havent seen it that much only part of a show You: So You: Is Australia just like Road Warrior? Stranger: na have u eva seen the movie once were warriors lol You: No You: The Vietnam one? Stranger: ok na Stranger: i hate war movies wat do u want 2 talk about You: Can you see Cirith Ungol from your house? Stranger: ??? i dnt know where that is You: How big is Belegaer You: You live around the Undying Lands, right? You: Do you go vacationing in Numenor? Stranger: ok u r boring i dnt know were these places r You: wtf You: You live right next to New Zealand You: You must be in the undying lands Stranger: yea Stranger: and its not like i can c it You: Not even the great Lamp of the Valar? Stranger: no u idiot You: Read more You: I think it might improve your typing.[/quote] [quote]You: Hey Stranger: hey You: What's up Stranger: my dick You: Is it? Stranger: no You: Oh. You: Get some viagra for that Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YpVYXb0Ak&feature=channel_page[/url] <------ Funny, don't watch if you don't want, your problem not mine. Stranger: i'm chiness girl You: go to website Stranger: ahah You: why you laugh? Stranger: i can't open it You: ur an idiot You have disconnected.
Stranger: FIRE EVERYTHING! You: SIR YES SIR!! Stranger: AHOY You: Sir, we are having trouble with the firing mechanisims! Stranger: SEND ALL POWER TO ENGINEERING! You: Yes sir! You: Shit! We're hit! You: Torpedo hit starboard side! Stranger: NOES. You: We're sinking!!! You: Send the order to abandon ship? Stranger: It's been nice knowing you. Stranger: Yes! You: Alright Stranger: But the captain stays. You: Nice knowing you too Stranger: Farewell. You: ABANDON SHIP!!!! You: Farewell, good captain Stranger: Farewell good helmsman You: *Gets in lifeboat* Stranger: *salute* You: *Salute**Tear rolls down cheek* Stranger: *single emo tear* You: God be kind on ye soul Stranger: *blub* *blub* *blub* Nice convo
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: lazarus: I have been ressurrected. Stranger: bonjour Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]. Stranger disconnected for our sins.
[quote]You: hey Stranger: hello hello You: inb4 are you horny female Stranger: u a horny female You: ... Stranger: odd You: wait You: did the previous chatter tell you to die in a fire Stranger: yea You: that was me Stranger: whats the fucking odds You: 1/2607 Stranger: thanks[/quote] Fucking hell.
[quote]You: Hey. Stranger: i think this could work You: What? Stranger: yeah You: Hm. You: Maybe if you turn it around and plug it in the socket it may work. You: It needs electricity. Stranger: i thought i asked you to do that? You: No, I did. You: Ask you. You: To do that. You: My job was to fill it with papers. Stranger: i was busy assembling the Pine Decking for it You: Damn it, Stranger, with your excuses! Stranger: what do you expect? You: Let's just finish the damn thing, ok? Stranger: you are after all, MY FATHER! You: So, you have to obey by my rules! Stranger: but you never loved me :( You: I always loved you. You: Now go back to work. You: And tell your mother to make me a fucking sammich. I'm hungry. Stranger: but you never gave me any money You: Money spoil children. Stranger: but you gave andrew $200 a MONTH You: Andrew is a fag. You: I love UUUUUU You: <3 Stranger: mlia You: let's have father/son sex and post it on the net k Stranger: :o Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I won
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: TICK TICK TICK TICK. You: OH SHIT. PIPE BOMB Stranger: xD Stranger: well done, man Stranger: youve passed. Your conversational partner has disconnected. yay. i passed. :3
i think i won :smug: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: from? You: but You: then You: WHO You: WAS You: PHONE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: Hi You: Hey there Stranger: from? You: Outerspace. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Huh? Was it something I said?
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: 01101000 01101001 00001101 00001010 Stranger: binary>.< Stranger: used to know it You: ;) Stranger: boy or girl? Stranger: i need help from a girl You: you got luck. where can i help you. Stranger: okay so on friday Stranger: i said hi to the girl i like Stranger: and she said hi back Stranger: but today i said hi and she barely looked at me Stranger: i know she heard me Stranger: and she knows i like her Stranger: WTF You: what happenend in between? Stranger: the weekend Stranger: i didnt talk to her You: did you just say hi to her, or how was the "relationship" before Stranger: i just said hi Stranger: not much of a relationship You: did you ever go out with her? Stranger: noo You: ok You: so just a "hi" Stranger: hi her name You: dont be a "douchebag" - go for it... girls like men who know what they want. You: say more than hi. Stranger: wat You: i know its hard for you men... Stranger: i dont understand You: i can´t tell you that.. but you have to do more, otherwise it wont work and it wont go there where you want it. You: does she have a bf? Stranger: no You: so, how old are u 2? Stranger: 14 You: ok. - ask her out, cinema - drink - skaterpark - whatever.. just say something. Stranger: but based on today she seemed like a bitch Stranger: but friday she seemed nice You: dont take it like that... we girls like to play. Stranger: THE FUCK? You: maybe she just wanted to know how "bad" you want her. You: c´mon... Stranger: WHY DO U HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT You: well... thats life ;) Stranger: so if i dont say anything i am making it obvious i dont want her? You: yes. Stranger: how does this sound Stranger: If you don't me to talk to you just tell me and i will back off. No need to act like you did today. I was trying to be friendly. Stranger: besides the fucking missing word You: dont do that... NEVER Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: ^^ Stranger: I SENT IT TO HER MYSPACE You: you´re fucked... Stranger: FUCK You: sry mate ^^ You: ... a lot of other fish out there. Stranger: u sure that is gonna be bad? You: yes. You: but.. maybe you can fix it. You: but you have to do EXACT what i tell you. Stranger: ok You: just a few questions before. Stranger: ok You: how is she? (skater, normal one, goth, ...) Stranger: kinda preppy You: kk, - did she ever have a bf? You: a real one. Stranger: i dont think so Stranger: i am almost positive You: is she always hanging around with her gf´s? Stranger: yes Stranger: who most i hate You: ok, IF (and i deem so) - she reads it BEFORE you can say something to her... You: you gotta go the full line (if you really want her) - you gotta say hi, and ask her out for "whatever" INFRONT of her gf´s You: she has to know that you have the "balls" for something like this. Stranger: but what if i havent said a lot to her b4? You: i think (and i am a girl) this is the only way to get her out... after you wrote something like this... You: doesn´t matter... ask her out for a drink... you can walk around, just talk a bit... try to get her away from the group - then you can talk whatever you want with her. Stranger: okay You: go for it tiger ;-) Stranger: what if she doesnt get it b4 i talk to her? You: well... if you cant hack her account and delete it... do what i say... Stranger: okay You: kk... you can do this... You: does she go to school with you? Stranger: yes You: same class? Stranger: no You: ok, good. You: do you see her before school begins? Stranger: no You: when you gonna see her tomorrow? Stranger: idk You: you have to know such things... You: you cannot ask her when you only have a few minutes time... she needs the pressure of "waiting"... that means if you both are on schoolbreak - (15mins) - ask her in the first min you see her. You: so she has to decide... You: and the MOST IMPORTANT thing.... You: dont show the other that you HATE them... then you gonna loose. Stranger: lol You: i promise You: ;-) Stranger: the only time i have would be lunch in two days You: ok would be a good time. You: but not at the end... You: at the beginning. Stranger: okay You: you can tell her sthg. like this. You: : Stranger: sthg? You: sthg - something.. ---> wait for it. Stranger: what should i say? Stranger: like how do u like highschool so far? You: hi, how r u? - how bout you eat with your frieds now and think the next 10 minutes about going out with me - i sit right there, i will come again in 10 mins - be prepared. ;-) You: would sound sweet. *g* You: no forget the how do you like crap. Stranger: okay Stranger: wat Stranger: i should really say that? You: you dont have to,.. was just a thought i think would be something special . You: not the normal how do you like crap. Stranger: dont forget i have maybe asked her a question or two for class You: you have to make her think about you Stranger: not to much more You: thats even better, (you said before you think she likes you) You: so you had a few eye-contacts. right? Stranger: yeah You: so. way enough. Stranger: no i didnt say i think she likes me Stranger: i never said that You: i would say that... i would go out with a guy asking me such a question. Stranger: how old are you? You: 28 Stranger: u are twice her age You: i was her age once. Stranger: much more mature Stranger: u think differently i am sure You: i would go out with one asking me this question now. You: but 10 yrs. ago.. i probably would. You: well.. you can do whatever you want, i tell you, that what i said, will work. Stranger: okay You: what do you have to loose? -you wrote her this idiotic message.. either you go in there with a question like mine, or you will never go out with her. Stranger: okay You: trust a girl... we always think the same ;-) Stranger: i feel like an idiot now You: doesnt matter... dont show her that.... just ask her .. you have to make her forget what you wrote. Stranger: but she will more than likely not see what i wrote untill after i talk to her Stranger: she hasnt been on myspace for 2 weeks You: well... doesnt matter.. afterwards you can say whatever you want, (after you asked her out) You: and one imortant thing on the end... You: no eye-contact in these "10-minutes" You: you have to be... whats the word... superior. Stranger: rofl You: no joke. You: she has to think sweety... make her think about you... Stranger: i feel like i am getting trolled You: ... ok... i think i´m going now. Stranger: okay You: whish you the best, you will deal with that. You: bye damnit... it was soooo close.... Your conversational partner has disconnected. [img]http://www.imgbox.de/users/public/images/w8759o66.gif[/img] [editline]10:20PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: 01101000 01101001 00001101 00001010 Stranger: m / f? You: 01111001 01100101 01110011 00001101 00001010 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: TICK. You: TICK. You: TICK. Stranger: TOCK You: TICK. You: you ruined it You have disconnected. Stranger: hi Stranger: im pumped Stranger: u You: &#8254;\_(°·o)_/&#8254; i dunno lul Stranger: where from You: &#8254;\_(°·o)_/&#8254; i dunno lul Stranger: i dunno what those icons r supposed to be either You: it's a face you idiot Stranger: only a tool would think that dumb ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ahh the wonders of "&#8254;\_(°·o)_/&#8254; i dunno lul". [editline]11:01PM[/editline] ... You: TICK TICK TICK! Stranger: thats nice You: dude You: you fucking exploded You: it was a pipe bomb Stranger: cool Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: female, 18, bi , from cali. my aim is shinlikes69. im lookin forward to an i.m. :D You: Hot You: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Stranger: oh yeah. (: You: I wish I was a definite integral so I could lie under your curves Stranger: wanna cyber chat? You: I think we're cyber chatting already Stranger: no were not. You: Oh You: Then lets Stranger: you first You: I put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: robe & wizard hat? You: Yeah You: I like to play dress up You: Don't you Stranger: oh yeah You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. Stranger: i want your hard wizard cock in my ass. You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. Stranger: fuck me harder ! You: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. You: Take that, bitch! Stranger: i talked to you yesterday. dumbfuck. (: Your conversational partner has disconnected. The interesting bit is that I've never talked to her.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Okay, let's get this straight, your a /b/tard. Stranger: i'm not, actually You: then were good. Stranger: haha alright You: or are we?. dun dun dun. Stranger: ooh Stranger: dramatic twist You: THEN WHO WAS TWIST? Stranger: hahah Stranger: are you sure you're not the /b/tard here You: straight and /b/tard don't go together. It's abit gay. Stranger: ah You: only if balls are touching. o--o Not touching yet, "straight" lines are in the way Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyyyy You: Hey Stranger: im singal You: I'm male Stranger: and ready to mingle!! You: And I'm ready to You: Fail? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: asl? You: Hi little girl! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]07:11PM[/editline] You: Hi little girl! You: Want some candy/ Stranger: no You: :( Why not? Stranger: cause im male You: Hi little boy! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am the best cyber sexer ever. You: Hey Stranger: hey Stranger: m or f? You: what's up You: m You: disconnect time You: right Stranger: no ;) You: :O You: I am shocked Stranger: why? You: Most of my conversations go like this: You: You: Hey Stranger: m or f You: M Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: oh ok :/ You: Not looking to cyber, are you? Stranger: sorry :/ Stranger: i am ... You: lol Stranger: youre not are you? You: Are you a girl or guy? Stranger: a girl ;) You: :) You: How old are you? Stranger: 16 and a half ;) You: I'm 17 Stranger: nice ;) You: Wanna cyber then? Stranger: yeah, i'd like to ;) You: You go first Stranger: you wanna do it as rp? ;) You: How Stranger: well we both write what we do... as for example best friends or so ;) You: k Stranger: i'll start... youll see how it goes ;) You: k Stranger: we'll do it as best friends... its friday night... your parents are out for the weekend and youre all alone... i rang u up earlier to see if youve got time... i go to your house and ring the bell You: I answer the door Stranger: "hey (whats your name?)" Stranger: (i'm sara ;) ) You: (It's michael) You: Hey sara Stranger: can i come in? You: sure Stranger: i go into oyur house and straight to the living room and sit on the couch You: so, what do you want to do? Watch a movie or something? Stranger: "yeah sure.. anything you want ;)" You: Killer. I just got a new sound system and Apocalypse Now on DVD Stranger: "isnt that a horror movie?" You: Fuck no it's a Vietnam war movie You: By Francis Ford coppola Stranger: "oh ok... sure.." Stranger: "so how was your day?" You: Pretty good, I guess You: How was yours? Stranger: "mine was ok... but it just got better" i smile at you You: That's cool, why? Stranger: "cuz i was learning all afternoon and now i can spend the evening with you ;)" You: fuck where's my goddamn DVD player remote Stranger: dont worry.. we've got time ;) You: I dunno, it's Apocalypse Now Redux You: 3 1/2 hours Stranger: oh ok... You: I notice you look disappointed You: What's wrong? Stranger: "nothing..." i look down You: Awww cmon You: You know you can talk to me about it Stranger: i wave you to me slightly and make room next to me on the couch.. "i know..." You: I sit on the couch Stranger: i put one arm around you... "its just that... i think that i'm falling for you"... i lean forward and kiss your lips gently... You: I kiss you back in a cold and stiff manner. A kiss like that... brings back memories of the war... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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