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You: Oh harro.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: You speaky Engrish?
Stranger: yea
You: Me so horny baby
Stranger: whr r u come from
You: i from vietnam
Stranger: r u female?
You: ya baby
Stranger: r u female?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i do like oriental sumtimes
Stranger: their pussy is really wet huh
You: "Sometimes"?
Stranger: wht's weong with it
You: u think my race is like a flavour of ice cream?
Stranger: wrong*
Stranger: haha im kiddin
You: ur in the "mood" for only some women?
You: u sicken me
Stranger: omg.. im sorry
Stranger: i didn't meant it
You: u sexist
Stranger: i was trying to explain that i admire....
Stranger: oriental looks kind of girls
Stranger: r u one of it rite?
You: ya
Stranger: well then lets try to speak up
Stranger: so how old r u?
You: 17
Stranger: wow,..
Stranger: u're talkin with someone older here
Stranger: not that much though
Stranger: im 21
You: oh
Stranger: i heard there's lots of hot girls down there?
You: maybe
You: i only liek guys so...
Stranger: btw u said that u were horny rite?
You: maybe so wat
Stranger: i bet u wanna try some...
Stranger: r u virgin? (sorry if im not polite)
You: maybe
You: see 4 urself
You: [B]*GOATSE*[/B]
Stranger: let me check it
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: r u crazy
You: oh
You: oh!!!
You: im sory
You: wrong pic
Stranger: shit that's groose
You: im sory
You: Ehhh
You: i dont no how that hapened
Stranger: alrite get the point
Stranger: u still virgin rite
You: ok heres the real photo
You: [B]*MEATSPIN*[/B]
Stranger: wrong url
You: wat
Stranger: can't be access
You: oh
You: dam
You: wait
Stranger: alrite jus answer me...
Stranger: r u virgin or not
You: wel maybe i am
You: so
Stranger: what?? MAYBE?
You: ;)
Stranger: how could u didn't kno u virgin or not?
Stranger: hv ever had a sex?
You: ;)
Stranger: hey...
Stranger: why u didn't answerit
You: ok, heres a pic of my pussy so u cn c for yourself
You: [B]*PAIN SERIES*[/B]
Stranger: ah u lie
Stranger: it's not workin
You: damit
Stranger: it was juz a malware
You: i h8 tht site
Stranger: it always link me to some crazy shit!!!
You: maby i hav a virus
Stranger: damn it could u juz stop that!
Stranger: it's not avirus!
Stranger: but the website u gave me is not appropriate
You: Ohhh
You: i no wat that is
Stranger: what
You: Glory Train.
Stranger: glory train? wtf is that
You: wel
You: here
You: [B]Alastonsuomi.fi[/B] [B](A website a friend gave me to link to him, apparently it's fucked up)[/B]
Stranger: maybe u better show me this asianhotbeauty2.blogspot.com
Stranger: damn it u crazy!!!!
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You: Hello.
Stranger: horny girl?
You: No, When Girls Are Horny They Don't Go on Online Chatrooms, They Get outside, Like You should.
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He Raged.
A masterpiece of a conversation.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: m or f?
You: m. Gonna disconnect?
Stranger: haha you read me like a book..
You: Good luck.
Stranger: naw il stay i geuss...
You: Nah, it's alright. I'm a pretty bad conversational partner right now because I'm doing homework.
Stranger: yeah i should be but..
You: There's a whole website of horny chicks waiting to be cybered
You: Go get 'em, tiger
Stranger: youve inspired me
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johnnymo1 your a fuckin champ
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You: I had sex with your sister
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Oh shit, he or she are jealous that they ain't getting none.
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You: Hi :]
Stranger: hi
You: How you today
You: Wanta order buk low, cheeken chinise, or katty kit speshal
Stranger: you?
Stranger: fine
You: whicha one a sir
You: 3 ov everyting?
You: y
You: sir im flatad
You: flattad
You: dat breeng totul two ,
You: 50.75
Stranger: sorry I do not understand
You: cush only sar
You: wut the fok u men u no understan
You: i wop ur americun as
You: i cum wit 2 chopstick i shove up yo as
You: u like that
You: u like that big gay boi
You: i shove so hard and fast it make new movie called the fast and the furious fuck 1
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Stranger: Hey plesae dont disconted i have importants!!!
Stranger: Helo U are Visitor 5301. My Name Is Raphael And Website [url]Http://Sell.The.Cat[/url] Ty For Your Info and GodBye ((( if yuo owner can email [email]k@sell.the.cat[/email] for deales ))
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wat?
[editline]04:16PM[/editline]
You: Hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: china?
You: How are you
You: Yeah
You: I speak english though
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You: Very good english
Stranger: u?
You: Are you being racist?
Stranger: noo
You: Yes
You: Yes you are
Stranger: just thought i'm god
You: You're laughing at my race.
Stranger: :P
You: You're laughing
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[editline]04:18PM[/editline]
You: Hi
You: M/F
Stranger: hi
Stranger: M
You: Fuck
Stranger: yo
You: YO!
You: WHATS POPPIN BRO?!
You: HOWS THINGS ON THE EAST SIDE OF TOWN
You: OR IS IT THE WEST
You: WHERE DO BLACK PEOPLE HANG OUT?
You: IM NEW TO THIS STUFF
You: I HAVE AN iPHONE APP THAT TELLS ME WHAT TO SAY TO BLACK PEOPLE
You: ITS TELLING ME TO GENERALLY SHOUT.
You: AND USE ALL SORTS OF SLANG
You: AND WEAR MY TROWSERS ALL BAGGY AND SHIT
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A wild T-Rex appears!
Stranger: lol
You: Om nom nom
You: How are you/
Stranger: *damned*
Stranger: bad, i got eaten
Stranger: xD
Stranger: 17 / M / Zeta-Pride :D u?
You: 46/M/Your Basement.
Stranger: xD lol
You: :D
Stranger: Zeta-Pride isnt a location^^
Stranger: Z.E.T.A. Zoophiles for Ethical Treatment of Animals :D
You: Is it like some sort of bat cave or something
You: Oh
Stranger: lol
You: Are you a superhero?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: how u know
Stranger: :p
You: Magic
You: I'm a superhero too
Stranger: xD
You: They call me the Flying Pedophile!!!
You: Dum da dum dummmm dum da dummmmm!!! Dum da dum dumm! Dum da dum dum DUM!
Stranger: lol
You: So wanna cyber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: iam onto animals
Stranger: into
Stranger: ur into human
Stranger: xD
You: FURRY!
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[editline]06:57PM[/editline]
Furry's go on Omegle.
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Stranger: Hi, are you a girl and can give me a normal not nude picture from you?
You: sure
You: go to imagefap.com
You: and search lolicon
You: imagefap.com only, no google
Stranger: Alright hold on
You: you see them?
Stranger: what the fuck asshole
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
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[Quote]You: oh hai
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: yah
You: i see what u did there
Stranger: ^^
You: you just lost the game
Stranger: game??
You: you just lost it
Stranger: i lose every thing :(
You: go fuck a mudkip[/Quote]
xP
[QUOTE=NeoShinsei;17229721]This is a big one.
[editline]06:57PM[/editline]
Furry's go on Omegle.[/QUOTE]
I was more concerned with the fact that he addressed me as Johnny
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Stranger: ADAM?!
You: no but my best friend is adam
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Michael
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: I might know you!
You: hmm. not unless you live in VA
Stranger: No, I'm Canadian.
Stranger: BITCH.
Stranger: FREE HEALTH CARE
Stranger: AND NO GUNS
Stranger: WE HAVE MOOSE INSTEAD
Stranger: AND MY IGLOO IS SO COZY
You: ahhh i don't choose to live here im only 16 come on now
Stranger: good point
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Talking to a guy right now who started trying to troll me right off the bat, telling my I'm pathetic for attempting to befriend people on Omegle. Trolling this fucker right back. He sucks at this. He's flipping his shit.
[editline]12:51PM[/editline]
Mother fucker, I just hit backspace as he disconnected and lost the fucking convo
There were "cool story bro"s abound
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You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 20 m Canada. You?
You: 21/f/sweden
You: and i have a penis
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Can I touch it?
You: ok
You: OMG I CAME
Stranger: :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Me too.
You: awesome
You: can i suck it up?
Stranger: Yeeeeeah bitch suck it all up.
You: my penis/pussy is hard/wet
Stranger: Dearest me. I am exploding with semen.
You: well...im a shemale
You: OMG I CAN MAKE MY OWN KIDS
Stranger: :O FFFFUUUUUUUUU-
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[editline]07:17PM[/editline]
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You: http://redtube.com/redtube/gay
Stranger: hi
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You: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Stranger: im 24 years old male from indonesia, is there any problem if you chat with me..?
You: hmmm
You: yes
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Could someone turn this into something useable in Omegle?
[URL=http://img14.imageshack.us/i/idunnololw.jpg/][IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1720/idunnololw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Wanted to use it so many times.
[QUOTE=jiggu3;17249902]Could someone turn this into something useable in Omegle?
[URL=http://img14.imageshack.us/i/idunnololw.jpg/][IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1720/idunnololw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Wanted to use it so many times.[/QUOTE]
with a good quality it would be waaaay too big... sry.
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shitty....
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I tried that 2, nobody can see what it is, so pretty mutch no point in it.
[QUOTE=jiggu3;17250642]I tried that 2, nobody can see what it is, so pretty mutch no point in it.[/QUOTE]
that´s why they´re "shitty"
[quote]You: 'ello
Stranger: Hi!
You: how goes it, friend?
Stranger: Fine. And you?
You: eh pretty well.
You: what've you been up to lately?
Stranger: I´m brazilian and there, the night just start
Stranger: I can´t speak and write in english very well
Stranger: so sorry if i don´t understand somethings
You: that's alright.
You: i can't speak spanish, heh
Stranger: spanish?
You: ain't that what you indian folk speak?
Stranger: indian?
Stranger: look
You: y'know you spaniard folks
Stranger: I´m not indian. Here in brazil, we have the most biggest city of the world
Stranger: we not speak spanish
Stranger: we have
Stranger: our language
Stranger: PORTUGUESE
Stranger: i´M SORRY with you are not intlegent
Stranger: see you [/quote]
great success
That's why i just use "‾\_(°·o)_/‾ i dunno lul" It originated from the sparta comic.
[img]http://www.funny-city.gr/templates/content/this-is-sparta/this-is-sparta-7.jpg[/img]
also:
Stranger: ima kiiiil u
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: hahaha
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Stranger: hi
You: Heaven-o.
Stranger: heaven what
You: heaveno
Stranger: and that means
Stranger: ?
You: well it's the good christian way to say
You: ahem
You: H-E-double-hockey-sticks-o!
Stranger: oh ok ...
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: boy ?
You: Yep
Stranger: where r u from
You: Texas
Stranger: do u ever had a long dictance relationship ?
You: What?! No! I'm married!
Stranger: what r u searhing here than
You: Jesus was right! The internet is full of filth!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi
[B]After a couple minutes...[/B]
You: OHMYGOD HE'S DEAD
You: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TALK TO HIM
You: WHY GOD WHY
You: *pounds ground*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
:colbert:
im from tx too
[QUOTE=iNinjah;17254636]im from tx too[/QUOTE]
But I'm not. :smug:
You: ǝɹǝɥʇ ıɐɥ
Stranger: Hi anonymous
Stranger: how is your 4chaning doing?
You: lawl
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
what?
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fuck.
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You: shit
Stranger: hello
You: my brain exploded
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
didn't even ask why -_-
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You: shit
Stranger: high
Stranger: sup
You: i just died
You: ............sdfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Stranger: sameeee
Stranger: lol sweet
Stranger: where u from though lol !
[b]2 minutes later[/b]
Stranger: ...
Stranger: sad
[b]1 minute later[/b]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I told him a fuckin' died. dead people don't respond :colbert:
oh you
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: I'm 17, male, got a cam, wanna continue?
You: Depends.
You: Are you gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
:^|
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: girl?
You: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
Tip: This is my trolling method, I start out with "Hi~!" and see where it goes.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi~!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: i love you, you know that right babe?
You: Erm... wrong number?
Stranger: ohh shit
Stranger: this isnt courtney?
You: Nope.
Stranger: oops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
Person thought we died from deathnotes
You: shit
You: i just died
Stranger: I'm so sorry.
Stranger: ?
You: v hvfvbgfbcbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: Is that your head hitting the keyboard?
Stranger: I love you too.
You: Oh crap.
You: this man just died
Stranger: I'm so sorry.
Stranger: ?
You: do YOU know anything about this?
You: he's laying right here DEAD
Stranger: Actually. . . ;]
You: I...
Stranger: Hahaha joking
Stranger: L?
You: i don't know how it's possible
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: L Lawliet?
You: HE's got a bullet in his head
Stranger: Death Note?
You: wonder where that came frommmmasdfssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: oh fuck
You: help me
You: im dieinnnnnggggggggas
You: d
Stranger: You're creeping me out.
Stranger: Like, I know your kidding, but still.
You: WHY ARE THEYRE TWO DEAD PEOPLE RIGHT HERE
Stranger: Death Notes.
You: they both seemed to have died from... bullets
You: oh fuck
You: you again!!
You: asdfddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: Me again?
You: WHY ARE THERE 3 DEAD PEOPLE RIGHT HERE
Stranger: Ehh, I'm leaving. You're scaring me.
Stranger: :P
You: oh shit!!
Stranger: I <3 you, luv.
You: aaaaaaaaaddddddddfffffffffffffffffff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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