[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: I'm not an idiot I know what you want
You: What?
Stranger: you want some of my cock in your mouth
Stranger: don't lie
You: Depends
You: are you furry
Stranger: what my dick sure i guess haven't trimmed it in a couple weeks
You: No, are YOU furry?
You: Because if you're not, I'm not interested.
Stranger: FINE YES I HAVE HUMAN WEREWOLF SYNDROME
You: And I'm a trans-sexual neon green fox.
You: Let's cyber
You: .
Stranger: pics or die
You: Real pics or pics of my fursona?
Stranger: let's go for both I got time
You: Right, i don't have real pics though.
You: Wait.
You: Fuck.
You: You do know I'm a guy right?
Stranger: draw me one on MS paint or somthin
Stranger: so... you're not a fox :'(
You: that's my fursona though
Stranger: the world need more hot women that will get naked
Stranger: specifically for me
You: Okay, uploading pic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
I almost had him. :(
Here's the pic I was uploading:
[IMG]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/1lolmegle.png[/IMG]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey ASL?
You: ∞/?/R'lyeh
Stranger: wtf
You: I'm Cthulu bitch
You: suck my DICK
You: wait
You: ∞/M/R'lyeh
Stranger: fuck you ya know dick freekkk suck my vagg bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: uh
You: 55/m/ca
You: oh fuck wrong window
Stranger: pervaert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
My bad.
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Nihao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
hahaha...
onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Sup.
You: Im lookin for a large black man named Bubbles.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you bubbles?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Greetings,earthling.
Stranger: HI
You: I am from the planet Laskora
You: Would you like to get an anal probe?
Stranger: oh !
You: Well?
Stranger: no
You: TOO BAD!*Get's out the probe gun*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Aight, let's roleplay!
Stranger: i wont rape u little girl
You: Ill be a zookeeper and you can be an elephant.
Stranger: and i am not pedo :)
You: I walk in with a nice purple fuzzy robe on to let you know im gentle but I play rough.
You: as I take off my robe you notice that my genitals are bleeding.
what is this i dont even
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from??
You: canada
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ??
You: 7
Stranger: 7 years??
You: ysuh
Stranger: i am a korean
Stranger: ;D
You: :D
Stranger: ;D
You: wana syber
Stranger: do you know korea?
You: no i only no canada
Stranger: ha
Stranger: anything??
You: i no canada
Stranger: what your sex?
You: i have a peepee
Stranger: female??
You: yes
Stranger: yeah
You: i have a peepee and a vage
Stranger: i am a male
You: hi
Stranger: what mean vage
Stranger: ??
You: i don no
Stranger: i am poor at english
Stranger: sorry
You: vage
You: my mommy told me
You: it girl peepee
You: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bye
You: :(
Stranger: :ㅇ
Stranger: sorry
You: do you want sum kfc
You: i just gotted it
Stranger: what's mean the kfc?
You: my penis
You: 3==D
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi
You: I'm eating a long sausage right now.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: kewl
You: mmmm
Stranger: did tht make yu HORNY
You: only if you want me too baby
Stranger: OMG finally a stud i kan fun with
You: Damn straight.
Stranger: so where ya frm ;)
You: oz
You: Australia, down under, throwing a shrimp on the barbie(not your dolls).
Stranger: well im in australia but im goin back tu tha states soon
Stranger: we should meet up :)
You: Oh cool. How it's here?. Well, better not, have to stay in the basement. jk.
You: I decline your offer though, another time, thanks. Nice chat. bye.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hey
You: sam
You: that you?
Stranger: you horny?
You: oh god yes
Stranger: nope
You: my boner could take my eye out
Stranger: mmmmm perfect =]
Stranger: my pussy is so wet
You: Oh joy
Stranger: ive been touching myself through my panties
You: Yum
You: How's it taste?
Stranger: i like the tastee
You: What it taste like?
Stranger: i dont know how to discribe it
You: like coins?
Stranger: sorta..
You: heh
You: your quiet aren't you?
You: a...s...l...?
Stranger: 17 f california
You: 17 m nz
Stranger: you?
Stranger: mmmmm
You: so how do you like it?
Stranger: my favorite thing is a tongue up my pussy
You: do you have a dog?
Stranger: yeah.. but thats gross..
You: Yeah. My ex liked it, but i dumped her when i caught her.
You: No wonder she smelt down there
Stranger: thats weird..
You: IIIII knooowwwww..... lol
Stranger: mmmmmm i just got out my vibrator
You: oh wow. Describe it for me
Stranger: i started with it against my clit
Stranger: and now im fucking my pussy with it
You: Sweet. Does it have a name?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but im thinking of someone
You: Ooh la. WHo?
Stranger: this guy i hook up with a couple times a month
You: When you americans say "hook up" waht does that actually mean? Like sex or kiss?
You: Here it means french kiss
Stranger: pretty much have sex.
You: Oooh right. So is her your boooyyy frieeend?
Stranger: haha no we just hook up
Stranger: i dont like having a boyfriend.. too restricting
You: I know what you mean. Casual sex can be fun.
You: But with partners you need to make an effort.
Stranger: yeahh exactly
You: But you need to make sure dou don't get an STD
Stranger: yeahh true..
Stranger: but usually i cut it off before we actually get to sex. i just get him to eat me out for a while
You: Ohh... playing games huh?
You: Foreplay is more fun i reckon
Stranger: yeah same
You: Sex is tiring and it takes too long but is more special
Stranger: i cum so much more that way
You: Much as in volume or frequency?
Stranger: both
Stranger: it feels better to me than actual sex
You: Or maybe he's doing it wrong
Stranger: nah cause ive been with a bunch of different guys
You: Naaahhhh they're doing it wrong
Stranger: maybe..
You: Definately
You: I appologise if she doesn't orgasm at least once during sex.
You: Like a MAN
Stranger: yeahh i need to orgasm i few times to feel done.
You: So do you normally talk sex with strangers over the internet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm sad now:frown:
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;17150656]:words:[/QUOTE]
Oh god. Nicely done.
[editline]12:24AM[/editline]
2579 users online
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 안뇽
Stranger: hi
You: im 11 but my dick is as large as me
Stranger: so?
You: and i am 6 feet tall
You: women love my dick
You: its not cool though
You: it comes out my pant leg
You: i have to roll it up
You: :/
You: wrap it like a fire hose
You: but i get like <9000 BJs
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: no
You: im hot
Stranger: proud of dick?
You: are you a girl in need of someone to give a BJ to
You: yes i am
You: its HUEG
Stranger: you lier
You: bigger than u most likely
You: you are just jealous
Stranger: i'm girl
You: cool but if i give you anal it will come out your mouth
Stranger: no jealous
You: vagina-out of mouth
You: are you in need of a hueg penis
You: Becuase im the answer, baby
You: im only 11 but still
You: im like a fucking pimp
Stranger: Shut up
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;17258920]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hey
You: sam
You: that you?
Stranger: you horny?
You: oh god yes
Stranger: nope
You: my boner could take my eye out
Stranger: mmmmm perfect =]
Stranger: my pussy is so wet
You: Oh joy
Stranger: ive been touching myself through my panties
You: Yum
You: How's it taste?
Stranger: i like the tastee
You: What it taste like?
Stranger: i dont know how to discribe it
You: like coins?
Stranger: sorta..
You: heh
You: your quiet aren't you?
You: a...s...l...?
Stranger: 17 f california
You: 17 m nz
Stranger: you?
Stranger: mmmmm
You: so how do you like it?
Stranger: my favorite thing is a tongue up my pussy
You: do you have a dog?
Stranger: yeah.. but thats gross..
You: Yeah. My ex liked it, but i dumped her when i caught her.
You: No wonder she smelt down there
Stranger: thats weird..
You: IIIII knooowwwww..... lol
Stranger: mmmmmm i just got out my vibrator
You: oh wow. Describe it for me
Stranger: i started with it against my clit
Stranger: and now im fucking my pussy with it
You: Sweet. Does it have a name?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but im thinking of someone
You: Ooh la. WHo?
Stranger: this guy i hook up with a couple times a month
You: When you americans say "hook up" waht does that actually mean? Like sex or kiss?
You: Here it means french kiss
Stranger: pretty much have sex.
You: Oooh right. So is her your boooyyy frieeend?
Stranger: haha no we just hook up
Stranger: i dont like having a boyfriend.. too restricting
You: I know what you mean. Casual sex can be fun.
You: But with partners you need to make an effort.
Stranger: yeahh exactly
You: But you need to make sure dou don't get an STD
Stranger: yeahh true..
Stranger: but usually i cut it off before we actually get to sex. i just get him to eat me out for a while
You: Ohh... playing games huh?
You: Foreplay is more fun i reckon
Stranger: yeah same
You: Sex is tiring and it takes too long but is more special
Stranger: i cum so much more that way
You: Much as in volume or frequency?
Stranger: both
Stranger: it feels better to me than actual sex
You: Or maybe he's doing it wrong
Stranger: nah cause ive been with a bunch of different guys
You: Naaahhhh they're doing it wrong
Stranger: maybe..
You: Definately
You: I appologise if she doesn't orgasm at least once during sex.
You: Like a MAN
Stranger: yeahh i need to orgasm i few times to feel done.
You: So do you normally talk sex with strangers over the internet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm sad now:frown:[/QUOTE]
Nice work!
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17259532]Nice work![/QUOTE]
How so?
ROLE-PLAY TIME!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Good day
Stranger: Good day to you too.
You: How are you this marvellous evening?
Stranger: Well currently it is this marvellous morning, but I am fine, thank you. And you?
You: I am simply delightful
Stranger: That is good. And what makes you so delightful, other than the fact that you are the most interesting person I've talked to so far.
You: Well, you see. I am currently buying and selling stocks in the negro slave trade, which is booming, I might add.
You: I have made so much money I don't quite know what to do with it.
Stranger: Well, being a negro, I am very offended.
You: Perhaps I shall purchase one of those new fangled motor cars.
You: What what?
You: Why aren't you tending the cotton fields?
You: I shall beat you for your insolence!
Stranger: I think that you are in a time warp in the 19th century that allows access to 21st century tools.
You: What is this devilry?
You: It IS the 19th Century
Stranger: But a warped one at that. For how could you be using the internet?
You: You mean to tell me there are no black slaves in the future?
Stranger: No.
You: In-ter-net?
Stranger: In fact, the world's richest woman is black.
You: What is this you speak of?
You: A rich negro?
Stranger: Why yes.
You: Don't make me laugh.
You: AH-HA-HA-HA
You: Spiffing.
Stranger: And ones that are educated (or are in the process of) like myself.
You: But it is proven negros are like apes.
Stranger: Then how can I communicate with you?
You: And if what you say is true, then the north must have won the war?
Stranger: Yes, they have. But I for one don't know much about USA history, for I do not live there.
You: Oh bother.
You: I simply refuse to live in a world where I must make my OWN tea and PAY negros to pick cotton.
You: I will not have it.
You: Good day, negro.
You: *bang*
You have disconnected.
For bonus points, read my dialogue as Will Smith.
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hey.
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there
Stranger: disco
You: Disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
You: AW HELL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
That was a close call, I almost didn't get the AW HELL in.
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: horny female?
You: howd you kno?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: age?
You: 18
You: nearly 19
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: pic?
You: i can take one
Stranger: sexy/nude??
You: you bet :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: yay!
You: damn, having trouble finding my cam
You: one sec
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kk
You: found it
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: :)
You: here http://filesmelt.com/downloader/randus214li.jpg
Stranger: thnx
You: np
Stranger: nude?
Stranger: or wat?
You: of course
Stranger: yay
Stranger: !!!
You: just uploaded it
Stranger: brb, i gotta do sometin
Stranger: k
Stranger: ?
You: k
Stranger: wtf?!
Stranger: the pic!
You: Fucking owned
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
The picture was tubgirl.
Stranger: im male looking for friends NOT FUCKING CYBER SEX and i hope you are not asian or a faggot
You: Okay
You: Faggot is a nasty word
Stranger: why?
You: Please use "homosexual"
Stranger: are you a homo?
You: It is insulting to homosexuals
You: and no
Stranger: thats the reason i call em fags
Stranger: to insult :)
Stranger: derogative term
You: Why?
You: why would you do this?
Stranger: since i cant reach them with a punch via internet
Stranger: all i can do is insult here on net
You: Do you go around calling everyone fags?
Stranger: but in real word i tear em apart with a fuckin tornado kick
You: Learn some manners
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no man
You: That is very unkind
Stranger: its easy to identify a faggot
Stranger: they walk like fags
Stranger: they talk like fags
Stranger: they act like fags
You: I hope you pick up a hooker that is a tranny and you punch her and then she/he beats the living shit out of you
Stranger: so that makes easier to identify, for example my highschool´s director is a faggot
Stranger: when i finish this last year
Stranger: ill beat his ass
You: Or is that just your opinion?
You: What sh=chool do you go to?
Stranger: liceum
Stranger: u dont know whats that
You: Holy shit i go thee
Stranger: a hooker beat me? thats impossible
You: Some are quite strong
Stranger: im trained to be a knockout machine ( not a killing )
You: they hunt in packs
Stranger: yeah you´re right
Stranger: so ive got to avoid them
Stranger: do you come over here?
Stranger: liceum
Stranger: thats impossible
You: No its not
Stranger: yes it is, is a brazilian highschool in ceara state, where i live
Stranger: so since you arent brazilian that makes impossible you to be here
You: I am brazillian
Stranger: wich state?
Stranger: i dont think so
You: Ceara
Stranger: ur mocking me
Stranger: ...
You: Am not
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: wich city then?
Stranger: i got you now dickhead
You: Fortalezea
Stranger: lol you googled it
You: without the "e"
You: OW I FUCKING CHIPPED MY TOOTH!
Stranger: haha
You: YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON
Stranger: i know
Stranger: and i dont give a shit about that
You: I hate you Pedro
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my name is breno
You: Close enough
Stranger: aha
You: Knock knock
Stranger: why should i change my actitudes?
You: because a homosexual is going to beat you up
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: man thats impossible
You: No it isnt
Stranger: i practice kickboxing and brazilian jiu jitsu so i knockout the motherfucker before he got his knive or something
You: Check this motherfucker out
Stranger: and without weapons they cant knockout me
You: [url]http://static.flickr.com/36/104816531_2952f75e71_o.jpg[/url]
Stranger: ok hes strong
Stranger: but that means that he can fight?
You: They are ALL like that under their modesty suits
Stranger: shit look at his face what a faggot
You: HOMOSEXUAL
You: You know what i think?
Stranger: LOOOL
Stranger: No i dont
Stranger: spill it out
You: I think you a self- hating closet gay
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: your way wrong
You: Your not fooling anyone
You: I can feel your gay vibes through the internet
You: You
You: have
Stranger: hm
You: style
Stranger: dude
Stranger: 1st
Stranger: i love women
You: 2nd
You: your a closet gay
Stranger: and 2nd i hate fags
Stranger: thats enought
You: 3rd
You: go die
Stranger: i wills
Stranger: someday
You: That's not proof
Stranger: someday we all will die
Stranger: we arent immortal
You: indeed
You: Gays are
Stranger: so dont worry about that, i will die someday
You: GOOD!
Stranger: gays are immortal?
Stranger: hmm
You: Because of SUPER AIDS
Stranger: ill check it out ill punch his face till the brain comes off
You: makes 'em super
You: your hand would break first
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i can break a shingle with a punch
Stranger: ...
You: so can my cat
Stranger: a tile as well
Stranger: your cat can break a tile?
You: yes
Stranger: hes strong isnt he
You: ye
You: s
You: and gay
You: I have a gay cat
Stranger: lol
You: that breaks tiles
Stranger: thats impossible you know
You: nope
Stranger: Humans
Stranger: are the only ones who got faggot
You: Nope
Stranger: only humans
You: my cat is gay therefore your thery is invalid
Stranger: all other animals are heterossexual
You: no
Stranger: only human race has such faggots
You: Only brazillians are such faggots
Stranger: man.. are you a fag lover?
Stranger: why defending ´em
You: No i just don't descriminate on sexual prefrence or gender
Stranger: where are you from... let me guess . fagland
Stranger: are you english?
Stranger: in england homos can marry
Stranger: thats sick
You: I am not faglish
You: And that's YOUR opinion
Stranger: most of people opinion aswell
Stranger: most NORMAL people dont support that sort of shit
Stranger: fags marring
You: Tell me, do you like Batman?
Stranger: yes i do
You: Do you like Heath Ledger's portrayal of "The Joker"?
Stranger: but i wont have sex with a giant male bat, thats the difference
Stranger: yes he was a great actor
You: HAve you seen his other movies?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: only patriot
Stranger: "patriot" with mel gibson
You: Well, there is this one movie.
You: With Heath Ledger in it i think yoou should see
Stranger: the secret of gay mountain?
You: No, Brokeback mountain
You: It will change you life
Stranger: its worth to waste time watching this shit?
You: Yes
Stranger: ill take a look
You: Just pretend that the other guy is a chick
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you trying to brainwash me
Stranger: you want me to become a faggot aswell?
Stranger: i wont
You: No, just let you see gay in another perspective
Stranger: i wont become a faggot, but i will watch this shit
You: Good for you
Stranger: man i cant believe this shit
Stranger: theres gay scenes ?
You: Would you believe I am a girl?
Stranger: faggots kissing each other?
Stranger: yes i would
You: No, much more fun
You: Well i am =]
Stranger: ok
You: And you'll never get a woman with that attitude
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: do you know brazil?
Stranger: just google image it
Stranger: there are plenty of hot women
You: Wich you will never have
Stranger: and since im handsome they dont give a shit about my acts
You: Heh, how old are the girls you date? 15?
Stranger: 16
You: Older women CARE
Stranger: since im 17
Stranger: im 17 so i date 16 - 18 y.o. girls
You: So pretty much after schol you'll be FUCKED
Stranger: older women care?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: when i get old my dick wont work anymore
Stranger: so i dont have to worry about old women aswell
You: No, i said older, not old
Stranger: how older?
Stranger: like ... 40? haha
You: Like 20 onwards
Stranger: i dont think so :P
Stranger: only in your country then
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Well, goodluck then
Stranger: thanks
You: Oh and i'm not a girl
You: im a gay
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: :D
You: Im gonna raep your a$$
Stranger: i dont care for what you are
You: Dude, i was joking
Stranger: where are you from mister / miss strange ?
You: ‾\_(°·o)_/‾ i dunno lul
You: Are you a homophobe?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my dad is homophobe aswell
You: LOL SCAREDY CAT IS SCARED OF GAYS
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i have 4 cats
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about
You: Your scared of gays
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i just hate ´em
You: That's what homophobia is, being afraid of gays
Stranger: as i said i can tear them apart with one tornado kick
Stranger: :)
You: Right........
You: Do you mind lesbos?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lesbians?
You: Yeah
Stranger: i dont care about em
Stranger: i just hate faggots
You: So your sexist too
Stranger: lol
You: Why do you hate gays?
Stranger: what am i ? a racist - sexist - homophobic - crazy motherfucker?
You: Did they do bad things to you as a child?
Stranger: because its sick man
Stranger: no but its sick to see 2 men kissin
You: It's not all about anal and rubber fists
You: and that.....
You: don't watch then
Stranger: are you a psychatric?
You: No
Stranger: ...
Stranger: hey dude
You: Yeas
Stranger: goodby
Stranger: e
You: Bye xoxox
Stranger: _)_
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Looking for cyber girl with cam
Stranger: im a cyber girl
Stranger: no cam thouhg
You: wanna cyber
You: ?
Stranger: you bet
You: Any rp's u wanna do?
Stranger: are you bi
You: nope
Stranger: damn
You: i could pretend
Stranger: i think thats so hot
You: Knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: pizza guy
Stranger: ooo come it
Stranger: *in
You: Good evening ma'm
You: i have a pizza for
You: you
You: where would you like it?
Stranger: why dont you put it down and come in
You: Where shall i put it?
Stranger: over on teh table down near the bed
You: Okay *puts pizza on table*
Stranger: now sit
You: *Sits* Is hould get back or my boss will beat me
Stranger: no
Stranger: i think you should get nice and comfertable
You: Uh, okay
Stranger: take off some close
Stranger: why dont i take them off for you
You: Okay. *lets you remove clothes*
You: Now i'll take off yours *pulls off shirt bra skirt and panties*
Stranger: oo you like my tits?
You: What lovely breasts you ave
Stranger: thank you
You: * licks nipple*
Stranger: oo Ya
Stranger: lets take off these pants
You: *Grabs ass and pulls you down on top*
Stranger: o
You: Im not wearing pants
Stranger: good
Stranger: *sits on cock slowly rides up and down*
Stranger: o ya
Stranger: o god yes
Stranger: faster
Stranger: faster
You: Oh yeah*flips over and eats you vag*
You: Yum
Stranger: aaaaaahhh yes
You: Juice is all over your thighs
Stranger: o god and all over the bed
You: *Moves u and puts cock near your mouth*
You: up*
Stranger: oo you want me to suck it?
Stranger: ill start to ick the head
Stranger: then i slowly put it deeper and deeper into my mouth
You: Oh ya like that?
You: Is it tasty?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so good
Stranger: then i deep throat it and you cumm in my mouth
Stranger: yum
Stranger: i <3 cum
You: Now we eat pizza and wait for me to get hard again
Stranger: brb
You: Oh dear, you seem to be unconcious
You: *rapes boby*
You: *takes all your money and leaves*
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: hi
You: hi /b/
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: cole story bro
Stranger: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
You: .............______.............__
........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_
....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-'
...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"
.......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯
............"~,::::,~"¯
................//¯\\
...............//....\\
...........="==.="===
You: this is me
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you look like a fucking roflcoppter#
You: you got a pic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: or roflcoppter
You: cant you see from the pic?
Stranger: no
You: hang on a sec
Stranger: ok
You: .............______.............__
........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_
....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-'
...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"
.......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯
............"~,::::,8=========D
................//¯\\
...............//....\\
...........="==.="===
You: how bout now?
Stranger: oh lol[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Stranger: hello
You: Hey
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: Finland
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thx for the roflcopter harry
You: my roflcopter goes SOISOISOI
You: .............______.............__
........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_
....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-'
...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"
.......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯
............"~,::::,~"¯
................//¯\\
...............//....\\
...........="==.="===
Stranger: nice dude
Stranger:
▲
▲ ▲
You: well atleast you arent a newfag that cant triad
You: .............______.............__
........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_
....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-'
...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"
.......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯
............"~,::::,8=========D
................//¯\\
...............//....\\
...........="==.="===
Stranger: kthxbai :P
[QUOTE=benzinxrm;17308191]Thx for the roflcopter harry[/QUOTE]
Thats okay, it was meant to be a bird though =/
[quote=Chauncey]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi mister
Stranger: hello miss
You: what's that in the back of your car
Stranger: 3 and a half dead bodies
You: what does dead mean
Stranger: ....not living
You: i dont understand
Stranger: well I'm not going I explain it to you
Stranger: *to
You: oaky can you take me to the park
You: mommy is angry at me
You: i dont think she loves me anymore
Stranger: well I can see why
You: she wont move or talk to me
You: and she is smelly
You: and daddy went away
Stranger: well he probably got sick of your family
Stranger: I don't blame him
You: he also gave me this wierd thing that's really loud when i pull on this thing on the bottom of it
You: do u know what that is?
Stranger: describe it
You: its got this hole in the front
You: and this switch thingy, if i pull on the switch thingy it makes it so i cant make the loud noise
Stranger: is it an object?
You: ya
You: if i point it at glass and make the loud noise thingy it breaks
You: but sometimes it just makes a hole
Stranger: ohh. that is probably a handgun
You: hand-gun?
Stranger: yes
You: whats that do
Stranger: it launches a metal bullet at a high velocity
You: whats a bullet
Stranger: it is a small metal round thing that ejects from the gun. they're fun to swallow I've heard
You: really?
Stranger: yep
You: can u show me
You: i dont know where the bullets are
Stranger: they are located inside the gun
You: how do i get inside
You: the hole is too small i cant fit my finger in
Stranger: hmm... well it appears you have to make the loud noise again to release one from the gun
You: but where do i make the loud noise, i cant find the bullets after i make it
Stranger: try to catch them
You: oh okay
You: i'll be back in a second mister
Stranger: okay.. good luck
You: mister i cant catch it
You: it made a hole in my hand
You: and all this red stuff is coming out
You: it looks like the same stuff on mommy
Stranger: drink it fast!
Stranger: trust mr
You: ok
Stranger: me
You: it keeps coming and it doesnt taste good
Stranger: that means it's working. don't worry
You: ok
You: are you gonna take me to the icecream shop after this?
You: mister?
Stranger: sure. of corse
You: mister my hand doesnt feel good it hurts
Stranger: well did you catch the bullet?
You: no i couldnt
Stranger: :(
You: mister i want it to stop
You: how do i make it stop
Stranger: ok. you have to put salt on it
You: ok but i dont know where mommy keeps the salt
Stranger: hmm what about alcohol?
You: al-co-hol?
Stranger: yes
You: i dunno what that is
You: oh
You: theres someone at the door
Stranger: answer it
You: okay
Stranger: who is it?
You: its a man wearing a blue shirt and a badge
You: he wants me to go get mommy
Stranger: if I'm correct he has a gun too. try and take it from him
You: but he's big and scary and he's yelling at me
You: he wants me to go outside
You: mister what do i do
You: mister please he's scaring me
Stranger: don't listen to him !
You: what do i do!
Stranger: ask him to try to catch one of your bullets
You: ok
You: no hes trying to take it away from me
You: nononono
You: plz mister
You: what do i do
Stranger: try to eat his hand
You: mister he's hitting me plz make him stop make him stop nonononononononon
Stranger: make the loud noise at him
You: ok ok ok
You: hes on the ground now
You: but hes still coming after me again
You: did i do something wrong?
Stranger: do it again until he stops mpving
Stranger: moving*
You: ok
You: hes not moving anymore
You: i think hes sleeping
Stranger: good job.
Stranger: very well done
You: ok but now i cant feel my hand
You: is that good?
Stranger: yes. that means it's healing
You: ok
You: mister can i call you chauncey?
Stranger: no you can not
You: awww but why
Stranger: my name is Hrothgar
You: but plzz i wanna call you chauncey
Stranger: ok fine. just because you've been though alot tonight
You: thank you chauncey, now what do i do
You: i hear a big woo-ey sound coming from down the road
Stranger: well that just means you have to run very far away
You: ok
Stranger: or hide somewhere in your house
You: ok should i hide in my closet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: hide in your dryer
You: no daddy keeps things in there
Stranger: what kind of things?
You: i dont know
You: they growl at me whenever i get near
You: should i make them go to sleep with my loud noise?
Stranger: that's a good idea
You: ok
You: it wont make the loud noise anymore
You: it just clicks
You: did i break it?
Stranger: no.. just take the sleeping mans one instead
You: ok
You: chauncey im getting sleepy
You: and i cant feel my arm
Stranger: wrap it I'm tape
Stranger: in*
You: okay
Stranger: it should feel better
You: ooh
You: can i hide downstairs
You: daddy never lets me go down there
Stranger: well that sounds okay
You: he always goes down there with these big metal things
You: they have a hole in the front too i think
You: but they dont look like a hand-gun
Stranger: they might make louder noises
You: ok
You: its dark down here
Stranger: turn on a light
You: ok
You: theres all these big boxes and bags
Stranger: open them
You: ok
You: i see my neighbor here i think hes sleeping too
Stranger: don't wake him up..
You: ok
You: but his eyes are open
You: why are they open
Stranger: don't worry about it.. he's fine
You: oh ok
You: this box has a whole bunch of metal things
You: they look like swords from my movies
You: but they are tiny
Stranger: those are knives
You: chauncey theres a spider in here
You: im scared
Stranger: I think I have to go. I want to check my facebook
You: chauncey plz dont go
You: im scared
You: and im getting really tired
Stranger: this conversation was totally amazing
You: i feel sad
You: i love you chauncey...
Stranger: g2g nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I love you chauncey.
[editline]02:38AM[/editline]
And i never got any contact info from him ;_;.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey i am tall, fit, brown eyed and dark haired 19m italian boy and looking for a girl are u nterested in this?
You: sure
Stranger: cool
Stranger: tell me about you
You: okay i am tall, fit, brown eyed and dark haired 19m italian boy and looking for a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I HAVE DOWNS
Stranger: Cool story, bro.
You: Hey
You: But it een mah popper?
Stranger: You downloaded a brown box, didn't you?
Stranger: I knew it.
You: NO
You: U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
I do believe I met a fellow FP'er
[editline]01:20AM[/editline]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I need boxes
You: NAow
Stranger: what are the boxes for?
You: Dumbness
Stranger: you've certainly got a lot of that
You: :saddowns:
Stranger: i have no idea what that means. i think its dumb
What a dick
1.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey are u a horny girl looking for some fun?
You: yes
You: are u?
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: looking for you
Stranger: :)
You: looking for me?
You: YOU CANT FIND ME IM WALDO!
You: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
2
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU TOLD ME YOU CARED
but I don't care about you
are a slut-butt
so shut the fuck up
keep your mouth shut
SLUT WHAT THE FUCK!?
You: im sorry
Stranger: are you?
You: very truly sorry
Stranger: why?
You: im a slut and i take it in the can from strangers
Stranger: oh
You: i know i hurt you but im sorry
You: id like to make it up to you
Stranger: how
You: i dont know, how would you like me too?
Stranger: gimme yo controll v
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey are u a horny girl looking for some fun?
You: yes
You: are u?
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: looking for you
Stranger: :)
You: looking for me?
You: YOU CANT FIND ME IM WALDO!
You: HEHEHEHEHEHE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ehh...
Stranger: its ok...
You: yeah im jsut facepunching right now
Stranger: i meen...shitty troll is shitty
You: yes
You: i know
You have disconnected.
Stranger: horny girl ?
You: Yes
Stranger: lesbian ?
You: very
Stranger: yeah ?
You: yes
Stranger: msn ?
You: no
Stranger: dirty talk ?
You: k
Stranger: go ahead ;)
You: u
Stranger: i asked first :)
You: u
Stranger: come on
You: no
Stranger: dont wuss out
You: no
Stranger: you suck so bad
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;[ I suck so bad.
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;17504398]
Stranger: You downloaded a brown box, didn't you?
................
I do believe I met a fellow FP'er
[/QUOTE]
I do believe the brown box is the 4chan.js thing on 4chan which is a virus.
I just kept spamming people with the lyrics to "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" for a bit. v :v: v
[code]Stranger: hii
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/kentucky
You: u?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male/indonesia
Stranger: what is your name?
You: natalie
Stranger: nice
You: what is your name
Stranger: im kevin
Stranger: nice meet you natalie
You: yes same to you
Stranger: you have facebook natalie?
You: yes
Stranger: can you added me?
You: could you add me
You: name is chrishansen
Stranger: wait
Stranger: natalie chrishansen?
You: yes
You: search for it
Stranger: wait a second
You: And while you're at it
You: Why don't you take a seat over there
Stranger: your photo?
You: I'm Chris Hansen from NBC's to catch a predator.
You: You've been put under surveillance for internet child pedophilia.
Stranger: im not phedophilia
You: We had a quick check up on your IP
Stranger: i cant found you
You: You have been writing inappropriate words to children on this site.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
And
[code]
Stranger: hey im 17 m california and you?
You: 44 M FBI-HQ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: uranus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
hehehe
[editline]09:11PM[/editline]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vinh?!
You: yeh
Stranger: realyl~!?
You: yeh
Stranger: ahah woah
You: yeh
Stranger: it worked?!
You: yeh
Stranger: then who am i?!
You: yeh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
What was this?
[quote]Stranger: hey you
You: Yo, Stranger... You had one of the greatest opening lines ever, and ima letcha finish... But my last conversational partner had one of the best lines of all time.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is that u kanye?
You: OF ALL TIME!!
Stranger: cool black lil of shit[/quote]
:psyduck:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: purple box
Stranger: This is my 6802th conversation
Stranger: hi
You: purple box
Stranger: wtf is that
You: its a story
Stranger: tell me
You: okay
You: so this kid wakes up and hes late for school so he takes an alley for a short cut when suddenly a homless person jumps out from behind a garbage can and yells purple box and falls over and dies
Stranger: cool
You: when he gets to school he sits there with a confused look and his best friend says to him"whats wrong"
You: so the kid tells him about being late for school takeing an alley and the homless person yelling purple box and dieing
You: his friend goes your fucked up and punches him in the face
Stranger: and the story ends?
You: his teacher asks him whats wrong and he stlls her he woke up late took an alley to school the homless guy yelling purple box and dieing and she looks at him disgusted and sends him to the princeipals office
Stranger: i think ur creative
You: the principle says your teacher was very upset on the phone can you tell me why? so thekid tells him about wakeing up late taking alley the homless guy yelling purple box and dieing and his principal punches him in the face and expels him
You: so he cleans out his locker walks home and his mom says did you get out of school early and then she sees the drie blood on hi shirt and asks him what wrong and he tells he about wakeing up late alley homless guy best friend punching him teacher sending him to princeipals office and being punched by principle and being expeled and then comeing home his mom askes what the homeless guy said
You: he says purple box his mom smacks him tells him hes going to be in trouble when his father gets home and sends him to his room
You: his dad gets home and asks what happend today and he tells him waking up late alley homless guy purple box friend punching him and teacher sending him to the office principle punching and expeling him and his mom smacking him.his dad punches him in the face and says get the fuck out of my house
You: so he packs a bag calls a cab the cab arives to take him to the air port so he can go live with his european relitives and the cab driver askes what happend to him
You: he says he doesnt want to talk about it and the driver gooes what could i do to you im just a cabdriver so he says fine and tells him the story waking up late alley purplebox friend punching teacher sending to office princeipal punching and expleing and mom slaping dad punching and kicking out and the cabdrive opens the little window punches him in the face and kicks him out of the cab
Stranger: omg you're still here lol
You: he walks the res of the way to the airport buys a ticket and gets on the plan when a flight tendent askes him whats wroung he says he doesnt whnt to talk about it so she says would you feel beter in you got to see the cock pit
Stranger: lol
You: he goes in to the cock pit and the pilot askes why there blood on his shirt and he says he doesnt want to talk about it and the pilot says what could i do to you were at 40000 feet so he tells him late alley purplebox friend punching teache sending to office and principle punching and expeling and mom smacking dad punching and kicking out cabbie punching and kicking out
You: the pilot says theres a parachute in the back of the plane get the fuck off so he gets the pachute and opens the hatce and jumps out lands 1 mile off shore so he swims and explores the island he finds a hut and he meets a stranded person
You: he asks whats wroung and he tells him late purple box friend teacher princible mom dad cabbie pilot and the guy just laughs for 2 hours and he asks if hes hungry he says yes and he eats fish asks why he laughed and he says he will tell you tomorow
You: he wakes up has breackfast and tells him if he really wants to know go the city 3 miles the talles bulding from here on my raft so he gets on the raft and in 4 days he gets to the city and goes to the tollest building and lookes east
You: he gets ther tired and hungry find the building and goes to the top looks east and sees a bilboard that say purple box her so he races down the stairs out the door and...
You: on to the street and gets hit by a bus
You: the moral of the story is look both ways when crossing the street
i told him a story lol
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.