• Omegle V2
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[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: I'm not an idiot I know what you want You: What? Stranger: you want some of my cock in your mouth Stranger: don't lie You: Depends You: are you furry Stranger: what my dick sure i guess haven't trimmed it in a couple weeks You: No, are YOU furry? You: Because if you're not, I'm not interested. Stranger: FINE YES I HAVE HUMAN WEREWOLF SYNDROME You: And I'm a trans-sexual neon green fox. You: Let's cyber You: . Stranger: pics or die You: Real pics or pics of my fursona? Stranger: let's go for both I got time You: Right, i don't have real pics though. You: Wait. You: Fuck. You: You do know I'm a guy right? Stranger: draw me one on MS paint or somthin Stranger: so... you're not a fox :'( You: that's my fursona though Stranger: the world need more hot women that will get naked Stranger: specifically for me You: Okay, uploading pic Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] I almost had him. :( Here's the pic I was uploading: [IMG]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/1lolmegle.png[/IMG] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hi. Stranger: hey ASL? You: ∞/?/R'lyeh Stranger: wtf You: I'm Cthulu bitch You: suck my DICK You: wait You: ∞/M/R'lyeh Stranger: fuck you ya know dick freekkk suck my vagg bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: asl You: uh You: 55/m/ca You: oh fuck wrong window Stranger: pervaert Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] My bad.
Stranger: Hi :) You: Nihao Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. hahaha...
onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Sup. You: Im lookin for a large black man named Bubbles. Stranger: hi You: Are you bubbles? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Greetings,earthling. Stranger: HI You: I am from the planet Laskora You: Would you like to get an anal probe? Stranger: oh ! You: Well? Stranger: no You: TOO BAD!*Get's out the probe gun* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Aight, let's roleplay! Stranger: i wont rape u little girl You: Ill be a zookeeper and you can be an elephant. Stranger: and i am not pedo :) You: I walk in with a nice purple fuzzy robe on to let you know im gentle but I play rough. You: as I take off my robe you notice that my genitals are bleeding.
what is this i dont even Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are you from?? You: canada Stranger: how old are you Stranger: ?? You: 7 Stranger: 7 years?? You: ysuh Stranger: i am a korean Stranger: ;D You: :D Stranger: ;D You: wana syber Stranger: do you know korea? You: no i only no canada Stranger: ha Stranger: anything?? You: i no canada Stranger: what your sex? You: i have a peepee Stranger: female?? You: yes Stranger: yeah You: i have a peepee and a vage Stranger: i am a male You: hi Stranger: what mean vage Stranger: ?? You: i don no Stranger: i am poor at english Stranger: sorry You: vage You: my mommy told me You: it girl peepee You: hi Stranger: yeah Stranger: bye You: :( Stranger: :ㅇ Stranger: sorry You: do you want sum kfc You: i just gotted it Stranger: what's mean the kfc? You: my penis You: 3==D
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hi You: I'm eating a long sausage right now. Stranger: hey Stranger: kewl You: mmmm Stranger: did tht make yu HORNY You: only if you want me too baby Stranger: OMG finally a stud i kan fun with You: Damn straight. Stranger: so where ya frm ;) You: oz You: Australia, down under, throwing a shrimp on the barbie(not your dolls). Stranger: well im in australia but im goin back tu tha states soon Stranger: we should meet up :) You: Oh cool. How it's here?. Well, better not, have to stay in the basement. jk. You: I decline your offer though, another time, thanks. Nice chat. bye. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: hey You: sam You: that you? Stranger: you horny? You: oh god yes Stranger: nope You: my boner could take my eye out Stranger: mmmmm perfect =] Stranger: my pussy is so wet You: Oh joy Stranger: ive been touching myself through my panties You: Yum You: How's it taste? Stranger: i like the tastee You: What it taste like? Stranger: i dont know how to discribe it You: like coins? Stranger: sorta.. You: heh You: your quiet aren't you? You: a...s...l...? Stranger: 17 f california You: 17 m nz Stranger: you? Stranger: mmmmm You: so how do you like it? Stranger: my favorite thing is a tongue up my pussy You: do you have a dog? Stranger: yeah.. but thats gross.. You: Yeah. My ex liked it, but i dumped her when i caught her. You: No wonder she smelt down there Stranger: thats weird.. You: IIIII knooowwwww..... lol Stranger: mmmmmm i just got out my vibrator You: oh wow. Describe it for me Stranger: i started with it against my clit Stranger: and now im fucking my pussy with it You: Sweet. Does it have a name? Stranger: no Stranger: but im thinking of someone You: Ooh la. WHo? Stranger: this guy i hook up with a couple times a month You: When you americans say "hook up" waht does that actually mean? Like sex or kiss? You: Here it means french kiss Stranger: pretty much have sex. You: Oooh right. So is her your boooyyy frieeend? Stranger: haha no we just hook up Stranger: i dont like having a boyfriend.. too restricting You: I know what you mean. Casual sex can be fun. You: But with partners you need to make an effort. Stranger: yeahh exactly You: But you need to make sure dou don't get an STD Stranger: yeahh true.. Stranger: but usually i cut it off before we actually get to sex. i just get him to eat me out for a while You: Ohh... playing games huh? You: Foreplay is more fun i reckon Stranger: yeah same You: Sex is tiring and it takes too long but is more special Stranger: i cum so much more that way You: Much as in volume or frequency? Stranger: both Stranger: it feels better to me than actual sex You: Or maybe he's doing it wrong Stranger: nah cause ive been with a bunch of different guys You: Naaahhhh they're doing it wrong Stranger: maybe.. You: Definately You: I appologise if she doesn't orgasm at least once during sex. You: Like a MAN Stranger: yeahh i need to orgasm i few times to feel done. You: So do you normally talk sex with strangers over the internet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm sad now:frown:
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;17150656]:words:[/QUOTE] Oh god. Nicely done. [editline]12:24AM[/editline] 2579 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi Stranger: &#50504;&#45565; Stranger: hi You: im 11 but my dick is as large as me Stranger: so? You: and i am 6 feet tall You: women love my dick You: its not cool though You: it comes out my pant leg You: i have to roll it up You: :/ You: wrap it like a fire hose You: but i get like <9000 BJs Stranger: are you crazy? You: no You: im hot Stranger: proud of dick? You: are you a girl in need of someone to give a BJ to You: yes i am You: its HUEG Stranger: you lier You: bigger than u most likely You: you are just jealous Stranger: i'm girl You: cool but if i give you anal it will come out your mouth Stranger: no jealous You: vagina-out of mouth You: are you in need of a hueg penis You: Becuase im the answer, baby You: im only 11 but still You: im like a fucking pimp Stranger: Shut up
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;17258920]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: hey You: sam You: that you? Stranger: you horny? You: oh god yes Stranger: nope You: my boner could take my eye out Stranger: mmmmm perfect =] Stranger: my pussy is so wet You: Oh joy Stranger: ive been touching myself through my panties You: Yum You: How's it taste? Stranger: i like the tastee You: What it taste like? Stranger: i dont know how to discribe it You: like coins? Stranger: sorta.. You: heh You: your quiet aren't you? You: a...s...l...? Stranger: 17 f california You: 17 m nz Stranger: you? Stranger: mmmmm You: so how do you like it? Stranger: my favorite thing is a tongue up my pussy You: do you have a dog? Stranger: yeah.. but thats gross.. You: Yeah. My ex liked it, but i dumped her when i caught her. You: No wonder she smelt down there Stranger: thats weird.. You: IIIII knooowwwww..... lol Stranger: mmmmmm i just got out my vibrator You: oh wow. Describe it for me Stranger: i started with it against my clit Stranger: and now im fucking my pussy with it You: Sweet. Does it have a name? Stranger: no Stranger: but im thinking of someone You: Ooh la. WHo? Stranger: this guy i hook up with a couple times a month You: When you americans say "hook up" waht does that actually mean? Like sex or kiss? You: Here it means french kiss Stranger: pretty much have sex. You: Oooh right. So is her your boooyyy frieeend? Stranger: haha no we just hook up Stranger: i dont like having a boyfriend.. too restricting You: I know what you mean. Casual sex can be fun. You: But with partners you need to make an effort. Stranger: yeahh exactly You: But you need to make sure dou don't get an STD Stranger: yeahh true.. Stranger: but usually i cut it off before we actually get to sex. i just get him to eat me out for a while You: Ohh... playing games huh? You: Foreplay is more fun i reckon Stranger: yeah same You: Sex is tiring and it takes too long but is more special Stranger: i cum so much more that way You: Much as in volume or frequency? Stranger: both Stranger: it feels better to me than actual sex You: Or maybe he's doing it wrong Stranger: nah cause ive been with a bunch of different guys You: Naaahhhh they're doing it wrong Stranger: maybe.. You: Definately You: I appologise if she doesn't orgasm at least once during sex. You: Like a MAN Stranger: yeahh i need to orgasm i few times to feel done. You: So do you normally talk sex with strangers over the internet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm sad now:frown:[/QUOTE] Nice work!
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17259532]Nice work![/QUOTE] How so? ROLE-PLAY TIME! Stranger: Hi. You: Good day Stranger: Good day to you too. You: How are you this marvellous evening? Stranger: Well currently it is this marvellous morning, but I am fine, thank you. And you? You: I am simply delightful Stranger: That is good. And what makes you so delightful, other than the fact that you are the most interesting person I've talked to so far. You: Well, you see. I am currently buying and selling stocks in the negro slave trade, which is booming, I might add. You: I have made so much money I don't quite know what to do with it. Stranger: Well, being a negro, I am very offended. You: Perhaps I shall purchase one of those new fangled motor cars. You: What what? You: Why aren't you tending the cotton fields? You: I shall beat you for your insolence! Stranger: I think that you are in a time warp in the 19th century that allows access to 21st century tools. You: What is this devilry? You: It IS the 19th Century Stranger: But a warped one at that. For how could you be using the internet? You: You mean to tell me there are no black slaves in the future? Stranger: No. You: In-ter-net? Stranger: In fact, the world's richest woman is black. You: What is this you speak of? You: A rich negro? Stranger: Why yes. You: Don't make me laugh. You: AH-HA-HA-HA You: Spiffing. Stranger: And ones that are educated (or are in the process of) like myself. You: But it is proven negros are like apes. Stranger: Then how can I communicate with you? You: And if what you say is true, then the north must have won the war? Stranger: Yes, they have. But I for one don't know much about USA history, for I do not live there. You: Oh bother. You: I simply refuse to live in a world where I must make my OWN tea and PAY negros to pick cotton. You: I will not have it. You: Good day, negro. You: *bang* You have disconnected.
For bonus points, read my dialogue as Will Smith. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hey. Stranger: knock knock You: who's there Stranger: disco You: Disco who? Stranger: disconnect You: AW HELL Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] That was a close call, I almost didn't get the AW HELL in.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: horny female? You: howd you kno? Stranger: haha Stranger: age? You: 18 You: nearly 19 Stranger: im 19 Stranger: pic? You: i can take one Stranger: sexy/nude?? You: you bet :) Stranger: :) Stranger: yay! You: damn, having trouble finding my cam You: one sec Stranger: haha Stranger: kk You: found it Stranger: yay! Stranger: :) You: here http://filesmelt.com/downloader/randus214li.jpg Stranger: thnx You: np Stranger: nude? Stranger: or wat? You: of course Stranger: yay Stranger: !!! You: just uploaded it Stranger: brb, i gotta do sometin Stranger: k Stranger: ? You: k Stranger: wtf?! Stranger: the pic! You: Fucking owned Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] The picture was tubgirl.
Stranger: im male looking for friends NOT FUCKING CYBER SEX and i hope you are not asian or a faggot You: Okay You: Faggot is a nasty word Stranger: why? You: Please use "homosexual" Stranger: are you a homo? You: It is insulting to homosexuals You: and no Stranger: thats the reason i call em fags Stranger: to insult :) Stranger: derogative term You: Why? You: why would you do this? Stranger: since i cant reach them with a punch via internet Stranger: all i can do is insult here on net You: Do you go around calling everyone fags? Stranger: but in real word i tear em apart with a fuckin tornado kick You: Learn some manners Stranger: lol Stranger: no man You: That is very unkind Stranger: its easy to identify a faggot Stranger: they walk like fags Stranger: they talk like fags Stranger: they act like fags You: I hope you pick up a hooker that is a tranny and you punch her and then she/he beats the living shit out of you Stranger: so that makes easier to identify, for example my highschool´s director is a faggot Stranger: when i finish this last year Stranger: ill beat his ass You: Or is that just your opinion? You: What sh=chool do you go to? Stranger: liceum Stranger: u dont know whats that You: Holy shit i go thee Stranger: a hooker beat me? thats impossible You: Some are quite strong Stranger: im trained to be a knockout machine ( not a killing ) You: they hunt in packs Stranger: yeah you´re right Stranger: so ive got to avoid them Stranger: do you come over here? Stranger: liceum Stranger: thats impossible You: No its not Stranger: yes it is, is a brazilian highschool in ceara state, where i live Stranger: so since you arent brazilian that makes impossible you to be here You: I am brazillian Stranger: wich state? Stranger: i dont think so You: Ceara Stranger: ur mocking me Stranger: ... You: Am not Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: wich city then? Stranger: i got you now dickhead You: Fortalezea Stranger: lol you googled it You: without the "e" You: OW I FUCKING CHIPPED MY TOOTH! Stranger: haha You: YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON Stranger: i know Stranger: and i dont give a shit about that You: I hate you Pedro Stranger: lol Stranger: my name is breno You: Close enough Stranger: aha You: Knock knock Stranger: why should i change my actitudes? You: because a homosexual is going to beat you up Stranger: LOL Stranger: man thats impossible You: No it isnt Stranger: i practice kickboxing and brazilian jiu jitsu so i knockout the motherfucker before he got his knive or something You: Check this motherfucker out Stranger: and without weapons they cant knockout me You: [url]http://static.flickr.com/36/104816531_2952f75e71_o.jpg[/url] Stranger: ok hes strong Stranger: but that means that he can fight? You: They are ALL like that under their modesty suits Stranger: shit look at his face what a faggot You: HOMOSEXUAL You: You know what i think? Stranger: LOOOL Stranger: No i dont Stranger: spill it out You: I think you a self- hating closet gay Stranger: hmm Stranger: your way wrong You: Your not fooling anyone You: I can feel your gay vibes through the internet You: You You: have Stranger: hm You: style Stranger: dude Stranger: 1st Stranger: i love women You: 2nd You: your a closet gay Stranger: and 2nd i hate fags Stranger: thats enought You: 3rd You: go die Stranger: i wills Stranger: someday You: That's not proof Stranger: someday we all will die Stranger: we arent immortal You: indeed You: Gays are Stranger: so dont worry about that, i will die someday You: GOOD! Stranger: gays are immortal? Stranger: hmm You: Because of SUPER AIDS Stranger: ill check it out ill punch his face till the brain comes off You: makes 'em super You: your hand would break first Stranger: nah Stranger: i can break a shingle with a punch Stranger: ... You: so can my cat Stranger: a tile as well Stranger: your cat can break a tile? You: yes Stranger: hes strong isnt he You: ye You: s You: and gay You: I have a gay cat Stranger: lol You: that breaks tiles Stranger: thats impossible you know You: nope Stranger: Humans Stranger: are the only ones who got faggot You: Nope Stranger: only humans You: my cat is gay therefore your thery is invalid Stranger: all other animals are heterossexual You: no Stranger: only human race has such faggots You: Only brazillians are such faggots Stranger: man.. are you a fag lover? Stranger: why defending ´em You: No i just don't descriminate on sexual prefrence or gender Stranger: where are you from... let me guess . fagland Stranger: are you english? Stranger: in england homos can marry Stranger: thats sick You: I am not faglish You: And that's YOUR opinion Stranger: most of people opinion aswell Stranger: most NORMAL people dont support that sort of shit Stranger: fags marring You: Tell me, do you like Batman? Stranger: yes i do You: Do you like Heath Ledger's portrayal of "The Joker"? Stranger: but i wont have sex with a giant male bat, thats the difference Stranger: yes he was a great actor You: HAve you seen his other movies? Stranger: nah Stranger: only patriot Stranger: "patriot" with mel gibson You: Well, there is this one movie. You: With Heath Ledger in it i think yoou should see Stranger: the secret of gay mountain? You: No, Brokeback mountain You: It will change you life Stranger: its worth to waste time watching this shit? You: Yes Stranger: ill take a look You: Just pretend that the other guy is a chick Stranger: lol Stranger: are you trying to brainwash me Stranger: you want me to become a faggot aswell? Stranger: i wont You: No, just let you see gay in another perspective Stranger: i wont become a faggot, but i will watch this shit You: Good for you Stranger: man i cant believe this shit Stranger: theres gay scenes ? You: Would you believe I am a girl? Stranger: faggots kissing each other? Stranger: yes i would You: No, much more fun You: Well i am =] Stranger: ok You: And you'll never get a woman with that attitude Stranger: LOL Stranger: do you know brazil? Stranger: just google image it Stranger: there are plenty of hot women You: Wich you will never have Stranger: and since im handsome they dont give a shit about my acts You: Heh, how old are the girls you date? 15? Stranger: 16 You: Older women CARE Stranger: since im 17 Stranger: im 17 so i date 16 - 18 y.o. girls You: So pretty much after schol you'll be FUCKED Stranger: older women care? Stranger: lol Stranger: when i get old my dick wont work anymore Stranger: so i dont have to worry about old women aswell You: No, i said older, not old Stranger: how older? Stranger: like ... 40? haha You: Like 20 onwards Stranger: i dont think so :P Stranger: only in your country then Stranger: where are you from? You: Well, goodluck then Stranger: thanks You: Oh and i'm not a girl You: im a gay Stranger: i knew it Stranger: :D You: Im gonna raep your a$$ Stranger: i dont care for what you are You: Dude, i was joking Stranger: where are you from mister / miss strange ? You: &#8254;\_(°·o)_/&#8254; i dunno lul You: Are you a homophobe? Stranger: yes Stranger: my dad is homophobe aswell You: LOL SCAREDY CAT IS SCARED OF GAYS Stranger: :D Stranger: i have 4 cats Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about You: Your scared of gays Stranger: nah Stranger: i just hate ´em You: That's what homophobia is, being afraid of gays Stranger: as i said i can tear them apart with one tornado kick Stranger: :) You: Right........ You: Do you mind lesbos? Stranger: no Stranger: lesbians? You: Yeah Stranger: i dont care about em Stranger: i just hate faggots You: So your sexist too Stranger: lol You: Why do you hate gays? Stranger: what am i ? a racist - sexist - homophobic - crazy motherfucker? You: Did they do bad things to you as a child? Stranger: because its sick man Stranger: no but its sick to see 2 men kissin You: It's not all about anal and rubber fists You: and that..... You: don't watch then Stranger: are you a psychatric? You: No Stranger: ... Stranger: hey dude You: Yeas Stranger: goodby Stranger: e You: Bye xoxox Stranger: _)_ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: Looking for cyber girl with cam Stranger: im a cyber girl Stranger: no cam thouhg You: wanna cyber You: ? Stranger: you bet You: Any rp's u wanna do? Stranger: are you bi You: nope Stranger: damn You: i could pretend Stranger: i think thats so hot You: Knock knock Stranger: whos there You: pizza guy Stranger: ooo come it Stranger: *in You: Good evening ma'm You: i have a pizza for You: you You: where would you like it? Stranger: why dont you put it down and come in You: Where shall i put it? Stranger: over on teh table down near the bed You: Okay *puts pizza on table* Stranger: now sit You: *Sits* Is hould get back or my boss will beat me Stranger: no Stranger: i think you should get nice and comfertable You: Uh, okay Stranger: take off some close Stranger: why dont i take them off for you You: Okay. *lets you remove clothes* You: Now i'll take off yours *pulls off shirt bra skirt and panties* Stranger: oo you like my tits? You: What lovely breasts you ave Stranger: thank you You: * licks nipple* Stranger: oo Ya Stranger: lets take off these pants You: *Grabs ass and pulls you down on top* Stranger: o You: Im not wearing pants Stranger: good Stranger: *sits on cock slowly rides up and down* Stranger: o ya Stranger: o god yes Stranger: faster Stranger: faster You: Oh yeah*flips over and eats you vag* You: Yum Stranger: aaaaaahhh yes You: Juice is all over your thighs Stranger: o god and all over the bed You: *Moves u and puts cock near your mouth* You: up* Stranger: oo you want me to suck it? Stranger: ill start to ick the head Stranger: then i slowly put it deeper and deeper into my mouth You: Oh ya like that? You: Is it tasty? Stranger: ya Stranger: so good Stranger: then i deep throat it and you cumm in my mouth Stranger: yum Stranger: i <3 cum You: Now we eat pizza and wait for me to get hard again Stranger: brb You: Oh dear, you seem to be unconcious You: *rapes boby* You: *takes all your money and leaves* You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: hi You: hi /b/ Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: cole story bro Stranger: :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hey You: .............______.............__ ........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_ ....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-' ...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~" .......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯ ............"~,::::,~"¯ ................//¯\\ ...............//....\\ ...........="==.="=== You: this is me Stranger: nice Stranger: you look like a fucking roflcoppter# You: you got a pic? Stranger: no Stranger: m/f Stranger: or roflcoppter You: cant you see from the pic? Stranger: no You: hang on a sec Stranger: ok You: .............______.............__ ........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_ ....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-' ...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~" .......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯ ............"~,::::,8=========D ................//¯\\ ...............//....\\ ...........="==.="=== You: how bout now? Stranger: oh lol[/QUOTE] :smug:
Stranger: hello You: Hey Stranger: where are you from ? You: Finland Stranger: cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. Thx for the roflcopter harry You: my roflcopter goes SOISOISOI You: .............______.............__ ........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_ ....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-' ...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~" .......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯ ............"~,::::,~"¯ ................//¯\\ ...............//....\\ ...........="==.="=== Stranger: nice dude Stranger: &#9650; &#9650; &#9650; You: well atleast you arent a newfag that cant triad You: .............______.............__ ........,~"::::::::::::::"~-,_,~"::o\\_ ....../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_;<-~-' ...<::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~" .......¯~,:::::::::::::::,~"¯ ............"~,::::,8=========D ................//¯\\ ...............//....\\ ...........="==.="=== Stranger: kthxbai :P
[QUOTE=benzinxrm;17308191]Thx for the roflcopter harry[/QUOTE] Thats okay, it was meant to be a bird though =/
[quote=Chauncey]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi mister Stranger: hello miss You: what's that in the back of your car Stranger: 3 and a half dead bodies You: what does dead mean Stranger: ....not living You: i dont understand Stranger: well I'm not going I explain it to you Stranger: *to You: oaky can you take me to the park You: mommy is angry at me You: i dont think she loves me anymore Stranger: well I can see why You: she wont move or talk to me You: and she is smelly You: and daddy went away Stranger: well he probably got sick of your family Stranger: I don't blame him You: he also gave me this wierd thing that's really loud when i pull on this thing on the bottom of it You: do u know what that is? Stranger: describe it You: its got this hole in the front You: and this switch thingy, if i pull on the switch thingy it makes it so i cant make the loud noise Stranger: is it an object? You: ya You: if i point it at glass and make the loud noise thingy it breaks You: but sometimes it just makes a hole Stranger: ohh. that is probably a handgun You: hand-gun? Stranger: yes You: whats that do Stranger: it launches a metal bullet at a high velocity You: whats a bullet Stranger: it is a small metal round thing that ejects from the gun. they're fun to swallow I've heard You: really? Stranger: yep You: can u show me You: i dont know where the bullets are Stranger: they are located inside the gun You: how do i get inside You: the hole is too small i cant fit my finger in Stranger: hmm... well it appears you have to make the loud noise again to release one from the gun You: but where do i make the loud noise, i cant find the bullets after i make it Stranger: try to catch them You: oh okay You: i'll be back in a second mister Stranger: okay.. good luck You: mister i cant catch it You: it made a hole in my hand You: and all this red stuff is coming out You: it looks like the same stuff on mommy Stranger: drink it fast! Stranger: trust mr You: ok Stranger: me You: it keeps coming and it doesnt taste good Stranger: that means it's working. don't worry You: ok You: are you gonna take me to the icecream shop after this? You: mister? Stranger: sure. of corse You: mister my hand doesnt feel good it hurts Stranger: well did you catch the bullet? You: no i couldnt Stranger: :( You: mister i want it to stop You: how do i make it stop Stranger: ok. you have to put salt on it You: ok but i dont know where mommy keeps the salt Stranger: hmm what about alcohol? You: al-co-hol? Stranger: yes You: i dunno what that is You: oh You: theres someone at the door Stranger: answer it You: okay Stranger: who is it? You: its a man wearing a blue shirt and a badge You: he wants me to go get mommy Stranger: if I'm correct he has a gun too. try and take it from him You: but he's big and scary and he's yelling at me You: he wants me to go outside You: mister what do i do You: mister please he's scaring me Stranger: don't listen to him ! You: what do i do! Stranger: ask him to try to catch one of your bullets You: ok You: no hes trying to take it away from me You: nononono You: plz mister You: what do i do Stranger: try to eat his hand You: mister he's hitting me plz make him stop make him stop nonononononononon Stranger: make the loud noise at him You: ok ok ok You: hes on the ground now You: but hes still coming after me again You: did i do something wrong? Stranger: do it again until he stops mpving Stranger: moving* You: ok You: hes not moving anymore You: i think hes sleeping Stranger: good job. Stranger: very well done You: ok but now i cant feel my hand You: is that good? Stranger: yes. that means it's healing You: ok You: mister can i call you chauncey? Stranger: no you can not You: awww but why Stranger: my name is Hrothgar You: but plzz i wanna call you chauncey Stranger: ok fine. just because you've been though alot tonight You: thank you chauncey, now what do i do You: i hear a big woo-ey sound coming from down the road Stranger: well that just means you have to run very far away You: ok Stranger: or hide somewhere in your house You: ok should i hide in my closet? Stranger: no Stranger: hide in your dryer You: no daddy keeps things in there Stranger: what kind of things? You: i dont know You: they growl at me whenever i get near You: should i make them go to sleep with my loud noise? Stranger: that's a good idea You: ok You: it wont make the loud noise anymore You: it just clicks You: did i break it? Stranger: no.. just take the sleeping mans one instead You: ok You: chauncey im getting sleepy You: and i cant feel my arm Stranger: wrap it I'm tape Stranger: in* You: okay Stranger: it should feel better You: ooh You: can i hide downstairs You: daddy never lets me go down there Stranger: well that sounds okay You: he always goes down there with these big metal things You: they have a hole in the front too i think You: but they dont look like a hand-gun Stranger: they might make louder noises You: ok You: its dark down here Stranger: turn on a light You: ok You: theres all these big boxes and bags Stranger: open them You: ok You: i see my neighbor here i think hes sleeping too Stranger: don't wake him up.. You: ok You: but his eyes are open You: why are they open Stranger: don't worry about it.. he's fine You: oh ok You: this box has a whole bunch of metal things You: they look like swords from my movies You: but they are tiny Stranger: those are knives You: chauncey theres a spider in here You: im scared Stranger: I think I have to go. I want to check my facebook You: chauncey plz dont go You: im scared You: and im getting really tired Stranger: this conversation was totally amazing You: i feel sad You: i love you chauncey... Stranger: g2g nigga Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I love you chauncey. [editline]02:38AM[/editline] And i never got any contact info from him ;_;.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey i am tall, fit, brown eyed and dark haired 19m italian boy and looking for a girl are u nterested in this? You: sure Stranger: cool Stranger: tell me about you You: okay i am tall, fit, brown eyed and dark haired 19m italian boy and looking for a girl Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :smug:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I HAVE DOWNS Stranger: Cool story, bro. You: Hey You: But it een mah popper? Stranger: You downloaded a brown box, didn't you? Stranger: I knew it. You: NO You: U Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. I do believe I met a fellow FP'er [editline]01:20AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I need boxes You: NAow Stranger: what are the boxes for? You: Dumbness Stranger: you've certainly got a lot of that You: :saddowns: Stranger: i have no idea what that means. i think its dumb What a dick
1.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey are u a horny girl looking for some fun? You: yes You: are u? Stranger: im a male Stranger: looking for you Stranger: :) You: looking for me? You: YOU CANT FIND ME IM WALDO! You: HEHEHEHEHEHE Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YOU TOLD ME YOU CARED but I don't care about you are a slut-butt so shut the fuck up keep your mouth shut SLUT WHAT THE FUCK!? You: im sorry Stranger: are you? You: very truly sorry Stranger: why? You: im a slut and i take it in the can from strangers Stranger: oh You: i know i hurt you but im sorry You: id like to make it up to you Stranger: how You: i dont know, how would you like me too? Stranger: gimme yo controll v You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey are u a horny girl looking for some fun? You: yes You: are u? Stranger: im a male Stranger: looking for you Stranger: :) You: looking for me? You: YOU CANT FIND ME IM WALDO! You: HEHEHEHEHEHE Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: ehh... Stranger: its ok... You: yeah im jsut facepunching right now Stranger: i meen...shitty troll is shitty You: yes You: i know You have disconnected.
Stranger: horny girl ? You: Yes Stranger: lesbian ? You: very Stranger: yeah ? You: yes Stranger: msn ? You: no Stranger: dirty talk ? You: k Stranger: go ahead ;) You: u Stranger: i asked first :) You: u Stranger: come on You: no Stranger: dont wuss out You: no Stranger: you suck so bad You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. ;[ I suck so bad.
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;17504398] Stranger: You downloaded a brown box, didn't you? ................ I do believe I met a fellow FP'er [/QUOTE] I do believe the brown box is the 4chan.js thing on 4chan which is a virus.
I just kept spamming people with the lyrics to "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" for a bit. v :v: v
[code]Stranger: hii You: hey Stranger: asl? You: 15/f/kentucky You: u? Stranger: 18 Stranger: male/indonesia Stranger: what is your name? You: natalie Stranger: nice You: what is your name Stranger: im kevin Stranger: nice meet you natalie You: yes same to you Stranger: you have facebook natalie? You: yes Stranger: can you added me? You: could you add me You: name is chrishansen Stranger: wait Stranger: natalie chrishansen? You: yes You: search for it Stranger: wait a second You: And while you're at it You: Why don't you take a seat over there Stranger: your photo? You: I'm Chris Hansen from NBC's to catch a predator. You: You've been put under surveillance for internet child pedophilia. Stranger: im not phedophilia You: We had a quick check up on your IP Stranger: i cant found you You: You have been writing inappropriate words to children on this site. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] And [code] Stranger: hey im 17 m california and you? You: 44 M FBI-HQ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from You: uranus Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] hehehe [editline]09:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: vinh?! You: yeh Stranger: realyl~!? You: yeh Stranger: ahah woah You: yeh Stranger: it worked?! You: yeh Stranger: then who am i?! You: yeh Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] What was this?
[quote]Stranger: hey you You: Yo, Stranger... You had one of the greatest opening lines ever, and ima letcha finish... But my last conversational partner had one of the best lines of all time. Stranger: lol Stranger: is that u kanye? You: OF ALL TIME!! Stranger: cool black lil of shit[/quote] :psyduck:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: purple box Stranger: This is my 6802th conversation Stranger: hi You: purple box Stranger: wtf is that You: its a story Stranger: tell me You: okay You: so this kid wakes up and hes late for school so he takes an alley for a short cut when suddenly a homless person jumps out from behind a garbage can and yells purple box and falls over and dies Stranger: cool You: when he gets to school he sits there with a confused look and his best friend says to him"whats wrong" You: so the kid tells him about being late for school takeing an alley and the homless person yelling purple box and dieing You: his friend goes your fucked up and punches him in the face Stranger: and the story ends? You: his teacher asks him whats wrong and he stlls her he woke up late took an alley to school the homless guy yelling purple box and dieing and she looks at him disgusted and sends him to the princeipals office Stranger: i think ur creative You: the principle says your teacher was very upset on the phone can you tell me why? so thekid tells him about wakeing up late taking alley the homless guy yelling purple box and dieing and his principal punches him in the face and expels him You: so he cleans out his locker walks home and his mom says did you get out of school early and then she sees the drie blood on hi shirt and asks him what wrong and he tells he about wakeing up late alley homless guy best friend punching him teacher sending him to princeipals office and being punched by principle and being expeled and then comeing home his mom askes what the homeless guy said You: he says purple box his mom smacks him tells him hes going to be in trouble when his father gets home and sends him to his room You: his dad gets home and asks what happend today and he tells him waking up late alley homless guy purple box friend punching him and teacher sending him to the office principle punching and expeling him and his mom smacking him.his dad punches him in the face and says get the fuck out of my house You: so he packs a bag calls a cab the cab arives to take him to the air port so he can go live with his european relitives and the cab driver askes what happend to him You: he says he doesnt want to talk about it and the driver gooes what could i do to you im just a cabdriver so he says fine and tells him the story waking up late alley purplebox friend punching teacher sending to office princeipal punching and expleing and mom slaping dad punching and kicking out and the cabdrive opens the little window punches him in the face and kicks him out of the cab Stranger: omg you're still here lol You: he walks the res of the way to the airport buys a ticket and gets on the plan when a flight tendent askes him whats wroung he says he doesnt whnt to talk about it so she says would you feel beter in you got to see the cock pit Stranger: lol You: he goes in to the cock pit and the pilot askes why there blood on his shirt and he says he doesnt want to talk about it and the pilot says what could i do to you were at 40000 feet so he tells him late alley purplebox friend punching teache sending to office and principle punching and expeling and mom smacking dad punching and kicking out cabbie punching and kicking out You: the pilot says theres a parachute in the back of the plane get the fuck off so he gets the pachute and opens the hatce and jumps out lands 1 mile off shore so he swims and explores the island he finds a hut and he meets a stranded person You: he asks whats wroung and he tells him late purple box friend teacher princible mom dad cabbie pilot and the guy just laughs for 2 hours and he asks if hes hungry he says yes and he eats fish asks why he laughed and he says he will tell you tomorow You: he wakes up has breackfast and tells him if he really wants to know go the city 3 miles the talles bulding from here on my raft so he gets on the raft and in 4 days he gets to the city and goes to the tollest building and lookes east You: he gets ther tired and hungry find the building and goes to the top looks east and sees a bilboard that say purple box her so he races down the stairs out the door and... You: on to the street and gets hit by a bus You: the moral of the story is look both ways when crossing the street i told him a story lol
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