• Omegle V2
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: How many colours? Stranger: what? Stranger: you high? You: There are things called colours, what are they? Stranger: that;s tough Stranger: but i know what colours are You: OK You: Are you with me? Stranger: sure You: OK Stranger: where you from? You: England Stranger: how old are you? You: I dont know Stranger: i think you're cool You: Thanks You: Where are you from? Stranger: philippines You: cool Stranger: you're weird Stranger: but i think that's cool You: is that a ciountry or a city? You: country* Stranger: a country You: thought so Stranger: how old are you? You: I dont know. -------------------------------------- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi stranger You: im a purple box Stranger: i live in a bucket You: cool You: what colour Stranger: bright blue You: niceee Stranger: I've lost my spoon though You: i drink bright blue drinks You: damn, losing your spoon, must be anoyying Stranger: yes, it's pretty frustrating Stranger: I've looked everywhere except the closet, it's too dark and scary You: Are you from FP? with the rainbow for optimistic your post? Stranger: fp? You: ok no your npot You: not* Stranger: :D You: :DD Stranger: apparently not... Stranger: what's fp? You: anyway about my purple box i am You: oh wait You: fp You: its a forum You: facepunch You: it says to post your omegle chats You: for fun Stranger: oh, ok, cool .D You: i have 2 spoons, maybe one is yours Stranger: how do you like being a box? Stranger: is it shiny? You: oh no now ive gone and ruined it by saying about fp post omegle nvm You: being a box is actually a bit boring You: because i cant move Stranger: yeah, you kinda ruined it.. :D Stranger: bye :) You: yh dam You: bye You: ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected. --------------------------- You: ############# wonky train tracks!!! Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. -----------------------------
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: u from ? You: ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR infidel. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]12:10PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR infidel. Stranger: LALALALLALA ACHECHEHCHEHE You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RATATATATATATATATA. You: you´re dead. Stranger: I didn't know you could speak my language You: lie down. Stranger: AHHH I'M BLEEDING Stranger: BOOM I just threw a bomb at you Stranger: You're dying You: you cant you´re dead. Stranger: I just did asshole You: so i get my 72 fucking virgins.. You: well... better would be 4 good prostitutes.
You: Before you ask me asl. Stranger: ok You: I have one question to ask. Stranger: ok You: Do you live with your parents? You: and if not You: Can I come over in the middle of the night covered in honey and proceed to fuck you in the ear whilst singing the theme to Titanic? You: If this can happen You: I will pay you You: 3 virgin elephants You: your choiuce You: *choice You: OR You: you can get a solid gold dildo You: signed by yours truly You: the choice is yours You: take the elephants You: or get the dildo You: IT IS YOU You: that makes the choice You: brb covering self in honey. You: ok back Stranger: ok that was fast Stranger: im guessing your a guy You: No. You: I am a woman You: however I have a penis You: and I lack tits You: So i am a type of hybrid You: and I You: shall save the world You: with my awesome cleavage You: I can tell that you are jealous Stranger: but you just said u have no boobs so how does htis work You: It is quite simple You: I take the skin off my ass You: tie it to 7 trained vietnamese hookers You: and have them dance to the pokemon theme song Stranger: wait u can train those? You: then I grow tits You: It took several years You: but the trick is Stranger: which pokemon theme song You: To put peanut butter on your left testicle and then have them fight to the death over who gets to eat the peanut butter the last one standing is worthy You: Obviously the Original one You: wanna sing it with me? You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL Stranger: its you and me.... i know its my destiny You: YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU Stranger: pokemon oh ur my best friend You: AND THE WORLD WE MUST DEFEND You: POKEMON Stranger: gotta catch them all You: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL You: POKEMON Stranger: a heart so true You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH Stranger: our courage will pull us thru Stranger: you teach me and i'll teach you Stranger: POKEMON! You: POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNN You: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL Stranger: POKEEEEEMONNNNNN! You: dUDE You: this was the greatest Omegle chat I've ever had Stranger: smae here
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I just licked you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello Stranger: hi You: knock knock Stranger: whos there You: disco Stranger: disco who You: disconnect You: bitch You have disconnected. I took the disconnect joke from earlier
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm a horny guy looking for a horny girl to cyber with You: Hey look buddy, i solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Stranger: AHAHA! Stranger: Engineer Stranger: TF2 You: There we go1 You: ! You: Good job. Stranger: I was just watching that an hour ago You: Thank god. Stranger: I'm Mike You: I'm mark. Stranger: Disregard my greeting btw, I pretty much just say that to laugh at the responses You: Lol. Stranger: Well I don't actually play TF2, I can't afford to buy it right now You: I say things like "Look, buddy. Try to get an intelligent conversation that isn't based on cyber sex or Asl" You: Yeah, it's pretty good. You: It's funny to see people that get the joke Stranger: I can't wait for them to release the last 2 videos You: Pyro and medic, yeah Stranger: Hey I gotta get going Mark Stranger: Nice meeting you You: See you later. You have disconnected. [editline]11:53PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey look buddy, i solve problems, Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Stranger: LOL Stranger: well, you know nothing about my ideas on philosophy. what kinds of problems do you solve? You: I solve practical problems. You: Fr'instance.. You: ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? You: The answer.. You: "...use a gun. And if that don't work.... You: use more gun Stranger: well that's one way to get it done. Stranger: you're definitely the most interesting person I've come across tonight.. You: Its funny Stranger: what is, exactly? You: Just watch this You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYkuCZ2IYI[/url] You: It will explain my being Stranger: very well, I shall watch it. Stranger: well, that was interesting. You: Did you recognize the words? Stranger: .....other than the fact that you just said them a few minutes ago? My short term memory is quite competent, thanks. You: Your intelligent's makes me happy You: Damnit, something wrong with that sentence. Stranger: yeah, something about the spelling of intelligence, perhaps. You: Oh snap. Stranger: unless you mean that my gent's intelli makes you happy. You: Gentlemen's intelli You: My friend, do you reign from a forum or are you just a lone wanderer? Stranger: I am a lone wanderer. Which is not to say that I don't participate in some forums. I simply don't consider myself an integral part to any of them. You: Ah, that makes sense. You: I Think i did the sense wrong. You: Yes, yes i did. You: wait You: sence You: sents You: cents Stranger: since You: since. You: I Think i did the since wrong Stranger: since cents is so similar to sence, sometimes it's hard to sense which cents makes sense. You: But that since would be "Everything was different Since the new baby Stranger: S'true. You: Copied that, thank you Stranger: Welcome? Stranger: What do you do other than attempt to confuse the minds of those that wander in search of conversation? You: attempt to confuse the minds of those that wander in search of conversation based on sex and a/s/l Stranger: The reason I continue to converse with you is the mere fact that you hadn't brought up sex or asl. Stranger: That annoys me. You: Yeh. Stranger: Confusion and randomness, I can handle. Sex and gender/age/location-based conversation... meh. You: They need moderators and rules. Stranger: Nah, I love the lawlessness of it all. People can be disgusting or crude and at any moment, you can be like "yeah, that's nice" and fuck off. It's lovely. You: Yes. Stranger: Of course, it means having to go through a lot of shitheads before you can find someone to talk to, and you might lose hope before that ever happens, but hey- it's like real life. You: Dude, this is the first really real realistic conversation I've had in a long time Stranger: Me too, I thank you for that. Stranger: But I never said the conversations were realistic, just the journey. You: Yes. You: I Don't think we should stop communicating once this conversation ends, we should somehow keep in touch. Stranger: That is a definite possibility. Stranger: I suppose in a world where it's rare to come across someone you can actually communicate with, it's probably a good idea to snatch up the ones you can talk to while you can. You: Yes. You: I Wouldn't be very good to have you, out of the blue, disconnect. You: That would sadden me. Stranger: I would never do such a thing. I'd at least say goodbye first. You: Yeah. Stranger: Unless you brought up asl or sex.... in which case, I'd have to reconsider everything I've thought thus far. You: Yes. Stranger: You're very agreeable. You: Half of the things you say, i say "Yeh" or "yes" Stranger: Yes. You: Yes. Stranger: Oh! I like this game You: Yes, i do too. Stranger: Lovely. You: If i wouldn't be a burden, what general age group are you in? Just to get a grasp of the intelligence you posses. Stranger: Oh, sir or miss, you do your own intelligence a great dishonor with a question like that. Age is not indicative of intelligence. Stranger: However, to humor you- I am 21. You: Very good, you seem very smart. You: If you would have said something like 13-16 i would have gone "Wha-" Because i don't know how someone that young could even understand you half the time. You: In a good way, of course. Stranger: I was much the same at that age. Knew fewer words, perhaps. Stranger: And you're right- my peers couldn't understand me half the time hahaha... You: Yes, I've seen how fast my vocabulary increased and i use it in arguments a lot, I Always win unless caught in some form of pickle. Stranger: What kinds of things do you get into arguments over? You: Simple things, people getting mad in public, me correcting them or showing them the things that they're doing wrong or how the person doing said wrong can't control it. You: (In school, obviously, Would get beat up on the streets) Stranger: Hahah.. yes, probably. You: Or arguments about how this is this, and that is that, and correcting friends about how their opinion is their's and not a fact, basic things that are commonly mis-understood. You: And when people be immature like excessive swearing i use simple sarcasm to show them their wrongs. Stranger: So if I were to randomly spout swears... You: Well, if it were randomly for no reason, i would think you would have some tick or something You: tourettes. You: But if you were in an argument and just started spewing out random stuff that A)Doesn't make since or B)Is irrelevant to the argument at hand. Stranger: Well, an argument calls for reason and relevance. I suppose swearing doesn't help anyone's point. You: No, but they think it does, they think insults are the way to go and it will totally make you win. You: And what i Really... REALLY hate is people using "Fag" or "Gay" as an insult. Most people use that as an insult because they're confused about their own sexuality. Stranger: I would argue that most people who use that insult have never taken the time to think about the way the word is used at all and were merely taught it was an insult by their peers. Then there are the people who are homophobic, and those people are probably afraid of sexuality as something that can actually be thought upon. You: Well played. Stranger: Why, thank-you. You: I'll use that for it is more easily explainable You: Though they might not even understand "Peers" Stranger: Hahah.. how sad is that. You: For a moment i took that question as Non-rhetorical. Stranger: I would find it amusing if you attempted to explain exactly how sad it was. You: Oh it was horrificly sad and i bawled hours on end You: Horrificaly* Stranger: You poor soul. You: Can i get some form of way to talk to you know? My internet always cuts out and i have to reset the router. You: now* Stranger: I'm going to guess your gender and age now. You: Alright. You: *Jeopardy music plays* Stranger: Wait, first you can have an alternative means of contact. Choose an IM service, unless you would prefer email. You: Email would be fine, i don't have an IM service right now, we could eventually switch from email to IM Stranger: Alrighty, then. I suppose the email I check most often is *Censored* Stranger: I'm going to guess you are male... perhaps a bit older than I, though age is a more tricky thing to guess. You: yes, You: I'm 19. Stranger: That's awesome. Stranger: I'm glad I was wrong, then. You: You've been my Homework buddy. You: You see, all this time, i've been doing my homework. Stranger: What kind of homework? You: Really simple algebra stuff. You: Like, something to see if we remember it from years ago. Stranger: Ah. You: Like, Adding and multiplying integers. You: That's it. Stranger: Oh man. That makes me miss math class. You: Yeah. Stranger: I love math, actually. I always thought it was fun. Like little puzzles. You: Careful now, don't want to get too nostalgic. Stranger: Well, I don't miss the class, really. Just the computation. You: Ah. You: My friend, i think we've written a book. Stranger: Yes. It looks that way. Stranger: This is the first time I've talked to anyone this long. You: Same. Stranger: I shall need your email address so I know what to snag out of my junk folder. You: *Censored* You: Gmail has a good spam sorting system Stranger: Yes, I love gmail. You: Don't ask about the name, made it a long time ago. Stranger: In fact, I might just add you there. Stranger: I don't usually offer that email, though, as it's a more personal one. You: Yeah, This is the only exception to giving out your email. Stranger: What time is it there? It's quite late here to be up doing homework. You: 1:45. You: Late start You: (AM) Stranger: Oh, I guess it's not too late to be up doing homework. You: I Hate it when somebody has to strike up something random after a conversations subject train has came to a halt. You: Therefor i bring up that last line. Stranger: I think you just did that. Stranger: I don't mind so much. Sometimes it's necessary. You: Yeah You: Nobody wants to ramble on about how homework works and times of day. You: for an hour Stranger: I do! Let's do it. Stranger: Jokes. Not really. You: Yes, my Text to Sarcasm-O-Meter is functioning properly. Stranger: :) Stranger: That makes me happy. Stranger: Most people miss my sarcasm. I'm sarcastic quite a lot. But I like saying jokes anyway. You: Although i don't like when people get angry because you can't detect you're sarcasm in text, sarcasm needs emphasis, and you can't do what with text. You: you can't detect their sarcasm* Stranger: I don't mind when people get annoyed... I usually just explain quickly and try to tone it down. You: Yeah, annoyed is fine but "It was sarcasm, you fucking dolt" Isn't enjoyed. Stranger: Well, there you have the same dislike for swears and insults in an argument. Stranger: A very mini argument.. You: Bite size argument Stranger: I hate how bite size translates into fun size where chocolate candies are concerned.. You: I Like how a noun can lead to a string of more nouns until the first noun is now apparently relative to the last. You: Like A=B B=C therefor A=C You: Zombie games have zombies in them (A=B) Zombies don't need to eat (B=C) Therefor Zombie games don't need to eat (A=C) Stranger: That amuses me. You: We've been talking for at least an hour, maybe 45 minutes. Stranger: Are you timing me? You: No. You: Relative time we started You: Relative time of now. You: Was a joke, eh? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: I was going to go on about comparisons between nouns, and how I don't like when people assume that the final comparison A=C is correct, simply because of A=B and B=C. But I don't feel like coming up with a good example now. I liked the zombies one. Stranger: Do you play video games? You: Yes. Stranger: Have a favorite? Stranger: Or a favorite type. You: Mine has to be the Half-life series You: Favorite type is Shooter/puzzle. Stranger: What's the first game you remember playing, ever, and on what console? You: Super mario Bros. (One) NES Stranger: ^_^ THAT is my favorite. You: I Think Nintendo's enjoyability of games dropped after the N64 You: Zelda:OOT was the last Legit Zelda gmae. You: game* Stranger: I miss the old nintendos... the days when I knew which game manufacturer was my favorite. The world just doesn't make sense anymore. You: Yeah. You: Really my favorite is VALVe, They're connected to the Community and are really enjoyable to hear stories about. the Founder reads all the emails he gets every day, but i've got to hand it to nintendo if this was the 1990's Stranger: Here comes that nostalgia again. You: It's stacking like pancakes D: Stranger: Waffles are better than pancakes. You: Butterfly in the-- GAh! Nhoo! North! West! South! West! You: NNNNNNNGGGHHNNN You: *Sighs* You: Done. Stranger: Haahah... all right. Stranger: What have you got against East, by the way? You: I Think it's from zelda, something about the way you go. Stranger: I miss zelda, too. I never got to finish. I was so young- all my hard work- stripped away from me! You: You know... I Know a way to finish. You: *Gets up to Strangers ear* You: Emulators... You: I'll sell them for zero dollars. You: It's some pretty strong stuff. Stranger: Oh my goodness.. I happen to have zero dollars. You: Alright You: Here, i'll hook you up with a guy who can give you some You: Google.com You: He's somewhere around here. Stranger: *giggles* Stranger: My brother has some emulators on his computer that I fool around with from time to time.. My laptop doesn't like to play games. You: No? What kind of problems? Hardware? Just not comfortable? Stranger: It can't remember enough memories to remember the game I might play long enough for m to play it. Haha. It's a very simple thing. You: So it's not your laptop then? More of a psychological thing. Stranger: Maybe it just needs therapy. You: Yes. You: Maybe a massage. Stranger: Aw, that's a good idea. I haven't even given it a hug since I bought it. Poor neglected thing. You: I Like to sit on top of my computer tower (Desktop) And let it hum and purr like a cat. You: I Treat it like a cat. Stranger: I've never known a person to sit on a cat.. You: Well... You: I've never known a cat to have a metal cage around its innards. Stranger: You need to get out more. You: Made me sad. You: :( Stranger: Aww... twas not my intention. You: Although my ambition is to not be a psychologist, I've recently been interested in psychology. Stranger: What is your ambition, and what has interested you in psychology? You: I'm trying to be some kind of actor, be it Films or broadway. You: Don't know why the psychology, But it's just interesting. Stranger: It can be quite interesting. You: A lot of things can be if you look into it deeply and understand its reason and purpose. Stranger: Things can be interesting even if you don't understand their reason or purpose. You: You can be interested in figuring out the reason or purpose. Stranger: Or you can be interested in the fact that you don't understand the reason or purpose in something. Or the fact that it doesn't seem to have a reason or purpose... You: Or you can be interested in the face that we're making a paradox. Stranger: Oh, yay. I love paradoxical things. Stranger: Actually, I think I like the word more than anything. You: Paradox or paradoxical? Stranger: Both. You: Yes. Stranger: Paradoxical is prettier, though. Stranger: Huh. You: I Agree with the fact that both words are cool. Stranger: I think of paradox as a male-looking word and paradoxical as a female-looking word. I don't know why. You: Male. less letters. You: Female, has part of male in it, more letter You: Paradox(Male) Less letters Stranger: Hahaa.. shows what I think of males. You: Paradoxical(More letters, has part of paradox in it)Female Stranger: What is your name? You: Mark. Stranger: What is your quest? You: Beef. Stranger: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Stranger: Or your favorite color. Take your pick. You: Red. You: See my name? You: It's red. You: On your end Stranger: True, it is. Stranger: Mine is blue, but my favorite color is not blue. Stranger: This is one of those A=C situations. You: Yeah Stranger: Guess my favorite color now. You: Chartruce. Stranger: Nope. You: Rainbow? Stranger: Technically not a color. Though I do enjoy rainbows. You: Orange Stranger: That is my least favorite color of the rainbow. You: Bl- You: Not blue Stranger: Right. You: Black Stranger: Also not a color. You: Would White also not be a color? Stranger: White is all colors. Stranger: Black is the absence of color. You: Yeah. You: Purple? Stranger: But okay, I suppose if a rainbow is not a color then white is not. Stranger: Purple is my second least favorite color. Stranger: Man, I'm loving this. I feel bad for you, though. You: Silver? You: Wait You: Not a color Stranger: I once had a friend make me guess his birthday. At least there are fewer colors to guess than that. You: Silver is grey with glitter. You: Yellow Stranger: Yellow is my third least favorite color. At least you're keeping steady. You: Green Stranger: Yes. You: Cool. Stranger: But you guessed everything but red. Stranger: Which is my second favorite color. You: Oh yeah. Stranger: Well, I'm amused. Your turn for torture. You: Ok, get ready. You: You have two buckets; each with a gallon of water in them. You trip and fall. How many buckets do you have? Stranger: Two, unless I dropped them in the fall. Stranger: Which is quite possible. You: Two You: Correct You: Was that enjoyable torture? Stranger: Could have been more enjoyable. It hurt. You: What time is it where you live? Stranger: The same time as where you live. Stranger: East coast for the win? You: Yes You: Florida heat For the loose. Stranger: Yeah, not a fan of heat. Stranger: Although most people from new york flock to florida like it's heaven. You: A Teacher of mine moved from California to Boston to New york to Florida, she said it was Really hot. You: Speaking of teachers, i like it when a teacher goes off topic to talk about random things. Stranger: Me too. I loved that. You: I Really liked when the teacher got up on a desk/sat backwards in a chair. Stranger: Better when they sit on the floor. You: In "Criss-Cross-Apple-sauce" Stranger: yess. You: Or on their stomach with their legs up and waving around in the air Stranger: That would be a little awkward. Stranger: I'd have to say something like "my god, you could take me out to dinner first." Stranger: Just sayin' You: But i must be going now, i need to sleep. It's been really enjoyable and i will speak with you later. Stranger: Sleep well, then. Nice talking to you. You: Good night. You have disconnected. Dear lord, this guy's cool.
[code]Stranger: Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review. You: hiya You: okay, so, what do you want me to do Stranger: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? You: I would say so Stranger: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss. You: well, first I drive up to work, and my wife finishes sucking me off You: then she takes the car back home You: and I walk into my office, and me and my secretary have some rough sex on the desk You: then slowly, but surely, the entire office becomes involved in an orgy You: thankfully, we have a 3:1 female-to-male ratio at the office You: after it's all done, and the janitors have cleaned up all the semen, we write shitty reviews about movies Stranger: So that's an average day for you then? You: yes You: on other days, we have a theme for sex You: like were one lucky women is the center of a circle jerk You: or when we have one guy wait in the women's restroom and have sex with anyone with enters his stall You: needless to say, most of the women head into his stall once they realize where he is Stranger: lmfao Stranger: ok i give up on my act thats too funny You: I knew you'd give in after a while Stranger: roflmao[/code]
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hihihi Stranger: ihiihih You: Hi Stranger: asl plz? You: 10/m/pallet town You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST Stranger: okok Stranger: pallet? Stranger: averest? You: No, kanto. Stranger: tallest mountin? Stranger: pallet town? Stranger: kanto is the nation? You: Yes. Stranger: what nation? Stranger: kanto where? Stranger: I don't heart that nation Stranger: I asl You: Oh, come on. Every Pokemon originated from Kanto. Stranger: 18 M SouthKorea Stranger: pokemon? You: Monsters for your Pocket. You: Pocket Monsters. Stranger: poket monster? Stranger: a H Stranger: okok Stranger: I konw Stranger: pocket monster~ Stranger: where is the kanto? Stranger: afreeca? Stranger: asia? Stranger: america? You: Small secluded island off of Mainland Asia. Stranger: ah Stranger: I don't know your nation Stranger: and you know KOREA? You: Yes. Stranger: okok Stranger: your nation ues ENGLISH? You: No Stranger: wow and you are good at english? You: Yes Stranger: wow Stranger: you age 10? You: Not really, It's a Pokemon joke You: I don't think they have the TV series over in Korea? Stranger: how old R U? You: 16. Stranger: yeah Stranger: tv seires Stranger: okok Stranger: U R right Stranger: you MAN? You: Yes. Stranger: ME @ Stranger: ME2 Stranger: yand Stranger: middle school? You: No, I have school at home. Stranger: wow Stranger: homeschooling? You: Yes Stranger: wow good~ Stranger: I envy you kk Stranger: R U thing U R RICH? You: Ha, I wish :) Stranger: hahah Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] 'Cause this is FILLER filler night
Some of my lines were stolen, I'm sorry. but it turned out nicely. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I know what you want Stranger: i think i luv u You: you want some of my dick in your mouth isnt that right Stranger: some? Stranger: i want it all You: well it depends You: are you a dude in disguise Stranger: i cud b if u wnt me 2 baby You: how old are you Stranger: 18 Stranger: still tight You: i see Stranger: u? You: I You: am You: Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline, we're doing a report on pedophile sex offenders. The police will be at your house shortly You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hai You: I know what you want Stranger: chocolate icecream Stranger: and a seafood platter Stranger: how did you know? You: because I am omnipresent You: I am in the same room as you are right now, you just can't tell Stranger: that's psychadelic Stranger: you're psychadelic Stranger: are you jesus? Stranger: or god Stranger: god is omnipresent Stranger: if he was real Stranger: am i rite You: I am god but not the god your people worship You: I am something of far greater power, unimaginable by mere mortals Stranger: you're a blastoise? You: even stronger than blastoise Stranger: FUCK Stranger: you're a fucken mewtwo Stranger: i knew it You: even stronger then fucking mewtwo You: stronger than god damn arceus Stranger: nobody is stronger than arceus Stranger: i'm sorry You: i am of equivelant power to arceu You: s You: but you see You: i am humanoid, making me superior You: er... despite my omnipresence You: but I do know some things about you Stranger: shoot Stranger: tell me what you know Stranger: besised i'm awesome Stranger: and i gotta catch em all Stranger: besised those two things Stranger: which are apparent upon talking to me You: you want my dick in your ass Stranger: you know a lot You: omnipresents are the best kinds of dicks you know Stranger: usually fairly large You: and made of diamondium You: I also know that you are a fan of pokemon Stranger: you mean Stranger: not a fan Stranger: i'm a pokemon trainer Stranger: i have a blastoise Stranger: and a charizard You: that's pretty badass You: have you ever spent time on serebii.net forums You: I used to use that all the time Stranger: but i recognise the name Stranger: i've not You: alas I have moved on from pokemon You: but I still respect it You: I also know that you are female Stranger: incorrect You: FUCK Stranger: if you got that one right Stranger: i would have fallen for you You: lol Stranger: as if you were my first love Stranger: my first love all over again You: well yes, but I'm afraid I'm not gay Stranger: doesnt' matter Stranger: i would have forcefully You: oh yeah im asexual Stranger: made love to you You: I forgot You: well now we've established that Stranger: yeah Stranger: i'm glad to hear it You: did you know that my kind of god has sixteen penises Stranger: that's a lotta penises You: each one is a cum-filled 6 foot baguette wrapped in thousands of layers of unbreakable diamondium tether Stranger: diamondium Stranger: that's one hard dick You: you know your stuff Stranger: well Stranger: that's 16 hard dicks You: true Stranger: only da troof You: three of my friends and I once simultaneously fucked 64 women You: there were no survivors Stranger: are your friends god of the same sort? Stranger: as yourself You: yes You: yes they are You: I must bestow upon you a quest Stranger: bestow upon me Stranger: your quest Stranger: i am ready You: you must travel to the top of Mount Universe Stranger: done Stranger: what now? You: There you will find the Sorceror of Darkness You: give him fifty cents You: and he will do a little dance You: exactly twenty-three pont five two seconds into the dance you must turn around You: there will be a portal You: go through it You: follow the path you see before you Stranger: go on Stranger: what do you do after that? You: at the end of the path will be a waterfall You: you must climb it Stranger: got ya You: at the top of the waterfall will be a note You: do not read anything past the second sentence You: you will know what to do You: best of luck my padawan You: do you understand Stranger: understood Stranger: i'll set out Stranger: real soon Stranger: in like 10 You: Professor Oak will be waiting You: I must now bid you farewell You: if our paths cross once more, make sure you point it out Stranger: i shall, start the convo in a similar way Stranger: and i will recognise you You: indeed Stranger: my diamondium penised master Stranger: may your penis penetrate many bitches You: *puts on sunglasses* You: goodbye You: *flys into space* You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i once bought an ass for 1 buck Stranger: I'm so horny right now You: I'm so horny too Stranger: I see You: i love horny people Stranger: Me too. Only women though. You: perfect! You: :D Stranger: Haha, asl? You: 17 f nyc Stranger: oooo 16 m ohio You: lol jk You: im 16 f ohio You: but nobody cares about chicks from ohio You: cuz most of them a bad looking Stranger: I think some are hot :D You: wat do you think of me bb? You: [url]http://i35.tinypic.com/axiob5.jpg[/url] Stranger: There's like one girl at my school thats attractive haha, lemme check Stranger: oh my my my my :D Stranger: look at that ass You: DAT ASS Stranger: im lovin ur body baby :) very sexy You: do you have a pic? You: naked perfered x] Stranger: i do :) lemme get it for ya XD Stranger: [url]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7004/080521shay03b.jpg[/url] Stranger: there ya go baby You: oooo You: nice and big You: you wanna see what i am doing right now at the sight of ur cock? Stranger: ooo i do very much baby You: [url]http://i36.tinypic.com/2znmzit.jpg[/url] Stranger: haha wow You: u actually thought i was a girl xD You have disconnected.[/quote] yeah....
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sweden 4 the win Stranger: yea You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .
[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: iiiiiiiiiidsa Stranger: hi You: hello there my child Stranger: i'm 17 You: want some candy? Stranger: no You: a pony? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] :'/ [quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there my little child Stranger: hi You: whats your name? You: you want some candy? Stranger: yes yes yes You: I got more in my car You: I also got a pony You: Im not gonna rape you my child Stranger: what do you want You: take you to my house, I live in wonderland Stranger: but ı cant go your home but ı can watch you You: watch me do what my child? D: Stranger: you can webcam show for me You: I just want to anal rape you my child Stranger: sorry ı cant from here You: Now im sad :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] hmmm D:
[QUOTE] You: hi You: asl? Stranger: hi Stranger: 21 m usa You: do you have a big dick? Stranger: yeah You: ME TOO You: COCKFIGHT!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] Just stealing some ideas...
[quote]connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi what is your opinion on capitalist markets? You: ಠ_ಠ you: Son, i don't negotiate with terrorists you: Are you a terrorist? Stranger: Dubbya is that you? You: You better not be you: Because i'm negotiatin with you you: But im not supposed to negotiate with you . . . If you're a terrorist you: ಠ_ಠ stranger: No i am not a terrorist you: I know what you are boy stranger: What is your opinion on capitalism? You: You're a communist. That's what you are you: ಠ_ಠ stranger: No sir you: Son, our country is going through a very difficult time right now you: ಠ_ಠ stranger: Communists are dumb and wrong you: ಠ_ಠ stranger: They are dong you: Badong stranger: No this is bad and wrong you: ಠ_ಠ stranger: I said dumb and wrong you: Dong sounds gay you: ಠ_ಠ you: Like you you: Gays are the scourge of humanity, you know. Stranger: You are a strange little man[/quote] ಠ_ಠ
[quote]Stranger: hey You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: Wasn't there a reminder saying asl is boring a while back? Stranger: ahhh dunno ae, i only jst startd go n on dis site, wel how old u then? You: I'm 15 Stranger: guy or girl? :p You: guy Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Are there really people on here who are just looking for some cyber-sex? Sad, Sad people
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey I'm dirty male with cam, looking for a dirty girl with MSN and either pics or cam. want? You: Sure Stranger: okay msn? You: Your-a-Perv. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO Stranger: HI You: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY Stranger: OH WOW You: AND YOU! ARE MY NEW FRIEND! Stranger: HOW COMPLETELY INTERESTING Stranger: WHY ARE YOU HEAVY WEAPONS GUY? You: BECAUSE I CARRY SASHA INTO BATTLE TO KEEL TINY COWARDS Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
long as post comign up [quote=omegle]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: im 18 f and looking for a bi /lez Stranger: I'm a rapist Stranger: :D You: ooh rape me bb You: im so horny Stranger: just let me know what to do to you You: everything bb You: so hardcore i cry Stranger: which toy? Stranger: whip cream? You: yes Stranger: Just let me put some in your nipples.. You: i will Stranger: and let my faggot fish bite your ass off. bahaha. >:D Stranger: disconnect disconnect disconnect You: nope You: im wating bb Stranger: I'm a british Indian thingy.. Stranger: I don't *do* omegle. You: i have herpes You: u like big dicks You: i have a dick You: *rapes* Stranger: wait I thought you were f? Stranger: ._. Stranger: pft Stranger: not big You: you gt pwned by the pwnser Stranger: >:O Stranger: not satisfying Stranger: hmpf. You: *jizzes* You: *gets out his horsey and makes the horse rape you* Stranger: horses have big things Stranger: o.o You: *watches the horse rip a big hole in ur ass* Stranger: incest are great too Stranger: aww Stranger: why anal? Stranger: D: Stranger: not satisfying YET AGAIN Stranger: do you have a webcam? Stranger: I don't. :D Stranger: give me one Stranger: now Stranger: go bish go You: *gives webcam* Stranger: yey. Stranger: puts inside underwear Stranger: for safekeeping You: i am a f btw i have incest sex with my 13 yr old sister Stranger: *nod* Stranger: seriosuly? You: my parents died last year i take care of her and yes srsly Stranger: wow that's hot Stranger: your life should be an anime Stranger: :/ Stranger: wow Stranger: a lesbian pedo incester You: and i wuld want you watchin all the way Stranger: all the way babe Stranger: :D You: infact i need some big cock picks You: got any Stranger: nah Stranger: but some person around this website should Stranger: ask them Stranger: ;P Stranger: where the hell are you from anyway Stranger: o.o You: jokes u got pwned again Stranger: I bet you're Asian You: im an aussie bitch You: and im male Stranger: wth is an aussie male bitch? You: and I DID ........... YOUR MUM' Stranger: you can't. Stranger: I already did. Stranger: ha. Stranger: wait Stranger: so that means you're male? You: mhm Stranger: And I thought I finally met a girl with humor here Stranger: :/ Stranger: most girls here are boooooooooring Stranger: D; You: nah kiddin You: im a girl You: lol Stranger: Yes and I'm secretly Elmo's father Stranger: or mother Stranger: whatever You: as you can see by my email [email]CENSOREDe@gmail.com[/email] You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: nicely played Stranger: Too bad I won't email you Stranger: >:P Stranger: Did I hurt your man feelings Stranger: or woman Stranger: D; Stranger: god. You: im a woman Stranger: riiiiiiiight... Stranger: I bet you're a fish Stranger: just.like.me. You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: my finger urts You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: oh so thaaaaaaat's why it took yopu long Stranger: you* Stranger: to find it somewhere and copy/paste it. You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: yes. Stranger: I will fuck myself. Stranger: thank you. 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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Satan here. You: God here. Stranger: Ugh I hate you. You: I wanna fight you. You: Bring it. Stranger: You're gonna lose Stranger: You know violence is a sin You: Put em' up..... Stranger: so what you gonna do? You: Violence is not You: Killing is. Stranger: I'm gonna bring up my crew You: I wrote them, so I'd know. Stranger: You know Belial, Samael and so on You: I'm going to bring DOWN my crew. Stranger: There's a lot more demons than angels. You: Says who? Stranger: me :B You: But it says Satan is a lier. You: And it's against the Commandments to lie Stranger: lier, lol xD Stranger: Bad grammar is a sin to me, dude. You: Well you are sin :P You: dude Stranger: You're obviously a guy. You: You're obviously Satan, because you've said so. Stranger: Obviously. You: Yep Stranger: -_- ya Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Damn this stupid add more than 1 letter after editing bullshit.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are u 26 f usa? You: wow, yes! Stranger: whats ur job? You: prostitusion! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] ha.
You: hey You: um... Stranger: hey You: do you still serve breakfast? You: do you-- You: do you still serve breakfast? Stranger: Of course sir, for another 20 minutes or so Stranger: What can I get you? You: I WANT A FUCKING MUFFIN you have disconnected
irony Stranger: Hi 32/Male/England :) asl? You: My god your one of those people that copy and paste their age to meet girls You: AM I RITE Stranger: no Stranger: I'm not here to date Stranger: its a chat site Stranger: CHAT You: Oh ok You: SUP MAN Stranger: asl? You: Im a boy You: im 14 Stranger: sorry You: AND I LIVE in cali Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;17799370]yeah....[/QUOTE] Badong... NICE!
[QUOTE=40kplayer;17854567]Badong... NICE![/QUOTE] I stand for the opposite of badong: gnodab.
Excuse me, I'd like a pound of nuts THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! ... THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!
Read this. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: He's here, are you going to run for it? You: My God You: I thought we would have more time You: Run You: RUN Stranger: You jump through the windome and land in the dumpster, brushing the slime off your new jacket. You: God dammit I just bought this Stranger: You look around there is a sleeping bum and taxi and at the end of the ally, the other end has a closed door, what do you do? You: Check inventory Stranger: Inventory shows 8 dollars and a condom. You: Go to Taxi and ask how far I can get with that Stranger: You jump in the taxi and yell drive drive! Stranger: The taxi takes off going east, you hear sirens in the distance. You: Oh shit Stranger: Somethign vibtrates on your leg. Its your phone You: Hey, you didn't say I had one of those in my inventory You: Answer Phone Stranger: You can run, but we will find you, says a monotone voice at the other end, you should have never borrowed money from the Musad. You: Ooooh shit. Stranger: the taxi driver notices you only have 8 dollars and kicks you out of the cab. You: Well fuck, you taxi! Stranger: You have no idea where you are going, please state your destination. You: I mean Fuck you, taxi! You: uuuh You: uh You: Go south Stranger: You hightail it south, and come upon a gate to subway. You can keep running or go into the subway. You: Run into subway Stranger: you jump the turnstyle and trip on a street preformer, he pulls out a gun yelling "The musad knows everything!" You: OH SHIT You: KEEP RUNNING Stranger: You take off down the corridor, your feet echoing with every step, you can hear hear the heavy breathing of the musad agent just behind you. Stranger: You need to shake him, you see a bathroom, a trash can, and group of nuns. No trains at the station. What do you do? You: Uuh You: Go inside bathroom and wait at wall near door Stranger: You run into the restroom and hide behind the door. Stranger: The door opens up and you kick the door back into the agents face. You have broken his nose and his gun flies across the floor. What do you do? You: Get gun Stranger: As you scoop up the gun, the thought crosses your mind, kill him and take solace in the silence, or show mercy? You: Pistol whip and run You: In the order Stranger: Your no killer, your smack him across the face and he falls unconscious. You slip onto a waiting train. Next stop Williams County. You: Fuck year. Stranger: Its been a long time since you were in Williams County, but you remember the threats that the sheriff made against you after you ravished his daughter. You: Oooh yeah. You: Wait no thats bad Stranger: As you step off the train onto the platform you see a man in the booth looking at you and making a phone call. You've been spotted. You: God damn that was quick Stranger: Where are you going in Williams county? You: Uhm You: Go to that coffee shop I always liked You: I know the people there You: Er You: Knew them Stranger: You head over to Starsluts, and realize you know the barista, you went to high school with her. You: Uh You: Just try to lay low there for a little bit You: Use the old newspaper in front of face trick Stranger: She sees you sit down and confronts you, everyone in the town knows what you did. You: How the hell... Stranger: She said that she feels sorry for the way that she treated you back in the day, and you can lay low at her place. Stranger: Do you turst her? Stranger: trust* You: Oh, I thought she was talking about the Sheriff's daughter You: Yeah You: I wanna lay low there Stranger: She tells her manager that shes taking off and you two leave to go back to her place. Stranger: Williams County was always lovely in the fall. You: Hell yes I love fall Stranger: As you go into her place you notice two Crown Victoria's with sunglassed men sitting in the parking lot across from her building. Stranger: You trust her, so you follow her into the building. Stranger: When you enter the apartment you notice a sickly sweet smell coming from the bathroom. Stranger: Do you investigate? You: Hm You: Thats odd You: Yes, but pass it off as me having to use the bathroom Stranger: You say that you need to use the restroom and she looks at you oddly, and smirks at you. You: Uh Stranger: You open the door and see two dismembered bodies in the bath tub, acid and blood burn your nostrils. Stranger: You vomit. You: Jesus christ You: JESUS CHRIST Stranger: You turn around to confront her and she is holding a 12 inch knife. Stranger: What do you do? You: Pull out pistol and try to shoot her non lethally Stranger: You pull out the pistol, but your hands are wet from the vomit, it slips out fo your grip and into the tub. You: Oooh shit You: Kick Stranger: you kick and slip, and she laughs menacingly at you. Stranger: You have earned her pity, she will make this quick. You: Uh You: Am I on the floor? Stranger: Yes, you beg for your life and you notice a shadow creeping up behind her. You: Oh nice You: I think You: I hope Stranger: Her face is frozen in a look of mixed pain and pleasure. Her head turns all the way around in the presence of two thick black hands. Stranger: The Musad always get their man. You: God dammit. You: Is there windows? Stranger: A small one, you have two options, he doesnt know of the gun in the tub, hopefully it still works. Or you can try and slide between his legs. You: Is there acid in the tub Stranger: There is, but its fairly weak after being dilluted by so much blood. You: Ooh You: Uh You: Go for the gun You: And try to shoot both of them You: lethally this time Stranger: you reach for the gun and scramble at the bottom of the tub, the musad moves closer looking for the kill. Stranger: At the last possible moment your fingers grip hard steel and you pull out the gun, close you eyes and shoot until the gun is empty. You: Open eyes Stranger: The musad agent drops to the ground with 4 bullet holes in his chest. You: oh sweet Stranger: You stand up and vomit again. Your no killer. You: I mean oh shit You: Look around You: is the girl still there Stranger: She is perfectly still, dead by the agents hands. Her neck is clearly broken. You: Oooh, that's what happened. You: Uh... You: Look out window You: Observe streets Stranger: The gunshots have more than likely alerted the neighbors, the sheriff cant be far. Sure enough you see the flash of lights in the distance. Stranger: What do you do? You: Son of a bitch You: Uuh You: Uuuhh You: Check the dead guy for weapons Stranger: You check the musad agent for weapons, sure enough he has an uzi and two pistols. You: Oh hell yes You: take everything You: and then run You: go downstairs Stranger: You take off down the stairwell, the neighbors all leaning out of their doors looking to see what started the commotion. Stranger: As you get near the front door you see the sheriff coming in, there are two old ladies and the door man in the lobby, as well as a couch. you are covered in blood, what do you do? You: Attempt to explain Stranger: The sheriff will most likely not listen to your explanation after what you did to his daughter, continue with the plan? You: Just yell I'm innocent and run out the back door You: Or any other door Stranger: You yell your innocent and run through the fire door, the buildings alarms go off. Stranger: The sheriff sees that its you, and puts out an APB throughout williams county. Stranger: you hear the barking of dogs behind you in the distance. Stranger: What do you do? You: Observe surroundings while running Stranger: The block is fairly residential, but its the middle of day, children and their mothers are out for the afternoon and you stand out in your bloody clothes and heavily armed person. Stranger: The barks are getting closer, and now you hear the unmistakable roar of a chopper in the distance. You: Cut through yards and jump over fences Stranger: You hop two fences on come out in a back alley. Stranger: The dogs are on the other side of the fences, the noose is tightening. Stranger: You remember that Williams county shares a border with Canada and sweet sweet freedom. You: Try to remember how far that is Stranger: The border couldnt be more than 10 miles by your recollection. You: Uh Stranger: As you run down the alley the city abruptly stops and cropland begins. Stranger: You notice a farm about a half mile down the road. Stranger: DO you continue towards the farm or go back into the city? You: Continue towards farm, less people=less Musad Stranger: You take off towards the farm and realize you are feeling lightheaded. Stranger: Not all the blood on your shirt belongs to someone else. You: Well I have vomited twice. Stranger: You neglected to wash the acid off your hand and the whites of your knuckles are beginning to show. You: Ooh shit You: Try to whip it off with shirt Stranger: You reach the farm, you notice two horses, an atv and an old pickup truck. You clean your hand in the water runoff barrel under the gutter, it hurts but you will be fine. Stranger: There is also a horse drawn carriage in the back. You: Check ATV for keys Stranger: The atv has the keys, and you check ignition, it rolls over but wont start. You: Check ATV's fuel You: gauge Stranger: The fuel is empty, you scour the barn but cannot find any fuel. You: Check barn for clothes quickly You: Not thorough Stranger: You find the farmers grand wizard of kkk up in the hay loft. You: Wait You: What? Stranger: His KKK robes, the farmer is obviously a rascist. You: God dammit, i can not get a break. You: Take the robe. You: and quickly change into it Stranger: You put on the robe, and you are actually not nearly as conspicuous as you were in the bloody clothes. You: Try to rip off the emblem and make sure I don't have the hood on Stranger: the emblem tears easily off and you use the hood to bandage your injured hand. You: Oh nice Stranger: you hear sirens again, the dogs must have picked up your trail again. You: How close Stranger: Hard to tell, you can hear them but they are distant. You: Is there any poo around? You: Like animal poo? Stranger: The barn was home to pigs and sheep over the winter, you find petrified animal feces in the pen. Stranger: You also notice that you havnt pooped in almost a day. You: God dammit, I need fresh ones to cover my trail. You: You gotta be kidding. You: Well I'm not shitting now. You: Check truck for keys Stranger: The truck has no keys. You: GAH You: Screw it You: just run Stranger: You take off across the horse fields and they run abreast of you, you hear the barking of dogs much closer now, and the unmistakeable roar of the chopper returns. You: Oh shit, man You: Observe surrounding You: s You: very quickly Stranger: A horse flanks you on each side, you see a cop pulling into teh farms driveway about a mile back. The robe is starting to inhibit your running by tangling with your feet and clinging to you as you sweat. You: Attempt to ride horse Stranger: You jump right up on the horse as if you were a professional, the adrenline drives you to superhuman agility, it now a full out race to the border. You hear the roar of atvs and the chopper circles overhead. You: Oohohohoh god damn You: Keep going You: This horse better be fucking fast Stranger: You spur the horse on, it is quite quick, but it is no match for an atv. It keeps well ahead of the dogs though. Stranger: You are about 2 miles from the border. You: It's a cop on the ATV right You: not the racist farmer Stranger: Correct. You: Try to shoot out it's wheel with your pistol You: wheels* Stranger: You pull out your pistol and shoot at the wheels, but you miss high, the cop is hit in the arm and falls off the atv. The ATV wheels out of control flips and kills a dog before exploding in a firey blaze. You: Oh shit. Stranger: You have a single mile to the border the chopper has begun to open fire. You: ZIG ZAG You: SERPENTINE Stranger: You pull the horse in a zig zag pattern for roughly 3/4 of a mile until the horse is hit in the leg and collapses. You: of course Stranger: You have a quarter mile between you and canada, the cops catching up to you on atvs and somehow a single musad agent stands between you and the border. You: Run towards the border, shooting him with my UZI Stranger: The Agent distingrates under your hail of gunfire, you cross the border as the cops catch up. Stranger: You are free! You: Keep running Stranger: You keep running until you come to the first road Stranger: There a lumberjack named logan says he likes your robe, and offers you a job and new style of life. Stranger: Do you take it? You: Sure. You: Anythings better than the one i have now Stranger: You accept his friendship and begin your new life as a lumberjack, working and living hard. Under your new assumed identity you are never bothered again by the musad, but you never again step foot in America. You have earned you life. Stranger: The end. You: Oh hell yes Stranger: Nice job dude that was one of the better stories ive had in a while. You: Yeah You: Well You: I'll be off then Stranger: later You: There's this guy I owe money to I'm meeting Stranger: lol Stranger: have fun You: And damn this new jacket is comfortable. You: Ok You: See you Stranger: lata You have disconnected.[/quote] No, really. Read all of that.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hiya Stranger: hey You: how are you? Stranger: bored u You: yeah, me too You: did you know I ahve three thumbs Stranger: what thats awsome You: I know Stranger: what do u do with them You: it's kickass You: I have thumb wars with myself Stranger: haha Stranger: i love it You: thanks Stranger: i was born with 6 toes but the doctors made it falloff when i was little Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi. Stranger: asl Stranger: asalamualaikum Stranger: sepada You: No. ASL is boring Stranger: so? You: So what? I'm here to troll. Stranger: what the matter of troll Stranger: do you likje sexxxxxxxxxxxxx You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Stranger: hah penis ? You: Are you gay? Stranger: i like vagin bro Stranger: but penis use to take a bath You: How old are you? Stranger: hafi Stranger: 18 Stranger: u You: I don't believe it. You: You're way too immature to be 18. Stranger: sure u waill believed that You: And you can't fucking spell. Stranger: so what ?wanna to fight ? Stranger: smack down Stranger: trple x You: If you tell me how to fight with a random starnger who lives in a country far away from you then yes. You: And wrestling sucks dick. Stranger: u can suck my dick ? pliss You: Alright, you are either 12 years old, asian, or just fucking retarded. Stranger: stupid Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I got a nerdy asian kid on cam and made him feel unsecure about his dick size.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: im soooooo wet Stranger: age?country? You: 17 england Stranger: wat got u wet? You: female You: im horny lol Stranger: yeah i can tell but who made u wet? Stranger: or were u just masterbating? You: i AM masterbating Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: do u have webcam? You: oh you want to watch me? Stranger: if u allow me You: well.... You: how old are you? You: asl Stranger: 19 from australia Stranger: male You: sweet Stranger: so? You: soooo? Stranger: can i watch? Stranger: i mean if u allow me You: how though? Stranger: webcam? Stranger: msn? You: you cant have web cam here on omgle You: ah Stranger: msn? Stranger: ? You: THIS IS HER FATHER SPEAKING I AM A MEMBER OF THE POLICE AND I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN FUCKER Stranger: ouhk fuck off asswipe Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi ' You: young padawan , you must defeat the dark side Stranger: usa? Stranger: and okay? You: yoda/over hundred years/dagobah Stranger: obi-won Stranger: ? Stranger: oh yoda You: you must challenge the korriban sith Stranger: the sith? Stranger: but i am not ready You: you must defeat them You: the force will be with you Stranger: but what if i become a sith You: you must , come back to me , then I will must bring you back to the light side Stranger: what if i dont want to be good what if i want to destory world and bring chaos to all who are light? You: I must , defeat you then Stranger: i like to see you try old man You: *uses force throw on you , you fly into a lake* You: Failed , you have. Stranger: no *force jump out* use force laughing on you* fail you have master You: *you jump out with alot of sharks on you'r leg* Failed , you have. You: you must go into exile Stranger: exile i will and i will come back and kill you master Stranger: for you are a stuborn old fool You: failed you have , defat you , I must. Stranger: no i will win old one You: defeat* You: *throws a lightsaber at you , you're busy with sharks on you'r legs , you're cutted in half* You: Failed , you have. Stranger: ahaha you have failed you sent me into exile Stranger: soo im not there Stranger: soo the throwing of the lightsaber and all is useless cause im on another world Stranger: stupid old fool Stranger: hahaha You: *a troll jumps on you , chops you'r head off and eats it for breakfast* Stranger: wow that not starwars Stranger: failed you have You: *The troll was a rancor* Stranger: and YOU.........Sall.........not........Pass Stranger: dude no no Stranger: you have failed at life Stranger: and at this game You: *Palpatine: FIRE THE DEATH STAR AT THIS FAGGOT* Stranger: you have failed i call the cop on you theyre out to find you You: *the laser of death kills you* Stranger: cuz you said you were an old perv looking for some fun Stranger: FAIL YOU HAVE You: Failed , you have. Stranger: No FAILED YOU HAVE COP ARE COMING TO GET YOU ASSWIPE You: *a darth vader brings his fist up , and points with a finger at you: You: Stranger: and so is chuck noris and nobody fuck with chuck noris You: * You: shit , where is that picture... Stranger: soo even if i die chuck noris kill you Stranger: soo haha your fuck You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: haha Stranger: fuck you You: Failed , you have at omegle. Stranger: i don't go that wya Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: Fail You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... your soo fuck Stranger: and you don't even know it Stranger: you have no life Stranger: no gf Stranger: and are a loser You: And you rage like a little kid who just got his ass kicked to the moon of deathhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: and damn im not suprised if you suck cok Stranger: *cock Stranger: bitch Stranger: fucker Stranger: asswipe Stranger: baby dick Stranger: haha Stranger: no comebacks Stranger: ahh you have fail Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: ................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: Failed you have , to the exile of anti-faggotry hospital you must go. Stranger: uh no dude your a fag Stranger: go fuck yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected. He disconnected before I could say "QQ more , you must" :(
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