• Omegle V2
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Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: age? You: 51 Stranger: really? You: no Stranger: lol Stranger: how old are you? You: 52 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey You: You there, how are you? Stranger: i'm fine, thanks for asking, what about you? You: Just got back from watching the film 'UP' so i'm great :D You: Lost my phone though >.> Stranger: oh, that sucks You: The annoying thing is I only got it a few weeks ago Stranger: oh, then it really sucks You: Game usually get a purchase from me around this time of the month, but I'll have to get a new phone instead :( Stranger: too bad You: Also, can you do me a favour? Stranger: sure You: Can you please read out the first words of each of my posts? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Just lengthining the post here.
You: hey hey You: *waves* Stranger: hi, 19 f canada looking for bi or lesbian f You: u got one baby Stranger: asl? You: *blows kisses* You: 19, female, toronto Stranger: ah, a fellow canadian, hot ; ) Stranger: want to trade live pictures? You: are they noods? ;) Stranger: maybe. I haven't taken anything off yet ; ) Stranger: you have a camera? You: no i have a pic fro my phone yesterday though You: u first :P Stranger: ok, let me snap a shot really quick, i hope you like french maid outfits ; ) You: yummy yummy Stranger: ok hon, how's this for you to start off? Stranger: [url]http://i36.tinypic.com/of57j6.jpg[/url] You: take it off take it all off ;) Stranger: not yet hon ; ) there's a thing called progression Stranger: lets see you hon, i bet you're sexy : ) You: hold on baby You: gotta find u a good one Stranger: i thought you had a pic on your phone? upload that : ) You: oh allright hehe ill just add it to my photo bucket account lol Stranger: great! You: [url]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x154/egg_baby_pie/bikini.jpg[/url] You: there u go honey You: and yes thats accualy me Stranger: mmm, very nice hon, I like that : ) Stranger: alright then, next one coming up You: yay Stranger: alright hon, heres me from the front Stranger: [url]http://i37.tinypic.com/73nmg1.jpg[/url] You: oh whats under those hands sexi Stranger: you'll see ; ) Stranger: all in good time Stranger: lets see some more fo you sexy thang You: ok one sex sweets Stranger: great, I already have my next one set : ) You: haha You: yay You: damnit photobucket You: it wont show on it lol You: i have 2 use google i always get one 2 show on there You: but i might look a lil diffrent otay? You: its still me but this is an old on You: one* Stranger: ok, i trust you You: b4 i died my hair brunet Stranger: im pretty good at telling if people are the same Stranger: but I'm warning you naughty girl, dont bullshit me lol ;) Stranger: lol You: [url]http://www.seemygf.com/fhg/smg44/10/images/01.jpg[/url] You: theres me and my blond self You: my ex is an asshole You: lol You: but its a good pic Stranger: hmmm, sexy, but you're right, it doesn't quite look like you... You: my ex bought me allot and i warned u abotu that You: she wasnt....a good girl lol You: in the bad way haha You: baby? Stranger: h/o Stranger: my moms talking to me lol You: ur in a nurses sexi outfit with ur mom home? 0.0 You: kinky and somewhat mischivous ;) Stranger: i locked the door silly lol You: of course lol but still the thrill of almost gettign cought Stranger: its a rush ; ) You: hehe Stranger: alright, i guess its my turn You: YAY You: hehe Stranger: [url]http://i38.tinypic.com/zxaag6.jpg[/url] You: oh baby You: uve got me all joyful lol Stranger: I might consider showing some more skin next time if you give me something to really get wet with Stranger: ;) You: i can do that lol but its nude hehe Stranger: fine by me hon You: [url]http://www.nudegalleriesgirl.com/image.axd?picture=iStock_000002404025XSmall.jpg[/url] You: i think ull liek it You: hehe You: mwah You: pic and a kiss You: ;) Stranger: I can't see your face hon You: u wanted 2? Stranger: yes, and theres a copyright sticker at the top of the pic... You: i hash more i just thought i looked mysyterious lol You: yea i did it in photoshop You: its bs Stranger: I want to see your pretty face hon You: [url]http://www.mylifeoftravel.com/Content/2008/1228/0e4b4339-77e9-4681-adcb-b9eacf5134df_f340f8b31f5f49c4bd2d70b81920aef0.jpg[/url] You: better baby You: i look kinda ugly though You: well allot ugly Stranger: you know, I've had a sneaking suspicion it wasn't really you the whole time. don't get me wrong, I know the first one's of you, and you're pretty, but I know those last three weren't. I'm not even mad : ) Stranger: i might even give you a frontal id you just show me you some Stranger: if* You: of really me? You: :) Stranger: yes ma'am : ) You: hehe otay Stranger: if you have a camera phone I'd love to see you right now : ) Stranger: thats what a live pic exchange is all about You: i dont anymore You: :,( You: but i do have one other pic of the real me baby Stranger: show me : ) You: yes its online like the others but i am showing u real me i promise Stranger: okie dokie You: [url]http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp4qsiYpc91qa1r6yo1_500.jpg[/url] Stranger: no its not. strike 4 your out hon lol You: there was strikes? You: lol You: oh well im not even a girl You: it was fun though honey Stranger: you fucking creep Stranger: how fucking dare you Stranger: fuck you pig You: ur the one on omegle looking for a date Stranger: not a date, just some fun creep Stranger: i have a BF so fuck off You: pre op or post op?
Airport? [QUOTE]Stranger: hello You: Hello You: Where are you located? Stranger: incheon Stranger: korea You: Nice You: Is it any nice there? You: I do not know much about Korea Stranger: airport[/QUOTE] [editline]03:40[/editline] Some strangers are just so boring, you know? [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: lsa You: >:D[/QUOTE]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You have 5 min to explain yourself. Stranger: I don't have to explain myself. You: Yes you do, you fucked a monkey. Stranger: Oh, dear. I didn't realise I wasn't supposed to. Stranger: I mean, he was there and I was feeling lonely Stranger: one thing lead to another. You: Oh, well, it's okay son. Stranger: Thanks Papa. Stranger: We've all been there. You: I know. You: But it's okay, papa's here. Stranger: Daddy, I thought the social worker told you not to do that anymore. Stranger: STOP! You: But I love you son. Stranger: Mama said I don't have to take this anymore! You: SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON THE BED! Stranger: *cries* You: OH OH OH, YOU LIKE THAT! Stranger: *cries* Eh, I was bored.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I jizzed my pants. Stranger: really? Stranger: i love that song You: Then I went on a boat, motherfucker, yeah, I mean beep. Stranger: what is it like/ You: It was shaky. Stranger: no i mean being 12 You: I asked....what is this? Stranger: you haven't asked anything You: I'm 12 years old, and what is this? Stranger: i have a raging hardon You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Stranger: what the hell language did you mother teach you? Stranger: you only think you speak english You: I only speak in 100 alien languages. You: Tenki du mathius dom rai Stranger: yeah dumb ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: how could such a short time feel so long? Stranger: hi You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Your conversational partner has disconnected. Well, we didn't go as far.
[quote]Stranger: hey asl? You: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :smug:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: brb lubing up my meatrod Stranger: o swet lemme help You: ok You: first you squeeze the tube You: then you rub my french saber You: got it? Stranger: okay come over You: i cant Stranger: ugh You: y firewall is on Stranger: damn You: it's a cockblocker Stranger: o Stranger: sucks You: it slashes dicks in half. Stranger: WHOOPS I FORGOT IM A GUY You: blood explodes over the wall You: it clots You: you sort of die of blood loss when you get an erection You: its sad but necessart You: or else satan would manifest himself in my wang You: and id die Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I have candy in my van. You: I have candy in my van. You: I have candy in my van. You: I have candy in my van. You: I'm the candy man. Stranger: GTFO PEDOBEAR!!! You: no u Stranger: NO U!!!! You: let me rape you, little girl. You: resistance only makes my penis harder. Stranger: why don't you take a seat right over there... You: No. You: Dark Joe is coming over with a knife tonight. Stranger: noooooooo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[quote]Stranger: Hi! You: hey Stranger: Where are you? You: I AM FROM MORDOR Stranger: The Mt. Doom area? You: yea You: kinda hot there You: you? Stranger: I'll bet. Stranger: Texas - probably just as hot. Perhaps more humidity. Stranger: So what do you like to do? You: i'm trying to look for a damned ring You: i fucking lost it Stranger: Hmm - you didn't see a little guy running around did you? You: i saw 3 little guys Stranger: If so, you might be SOL You: dammit You: did they take it? Stranger: I think so. TIme to call your local pawn shops. You: yea man You: like the volcano[/quote] :lol:
Hard to find people who cooperate. [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from/ Stranger: ? You: mortgon Stranger: wheres that? You: Its in the underbelly of the city of destruction You: you? Stranger: oh isee Stranger: im from taala ya You: Wheres that? Stranger: well its just beside your country...dont you know? You: city of creation? You: My oh my You: Is this flagmeer the magfagnisinc? Stranger: yes! You: my oh my good sir You: We meet again. Stranger: yes we do Stranger: how do you do lad? You: ARE YOU READ YTO DO BATTLE? You: FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF HEMAN! Stranger: YES LETS GO! You: I CAST POWER OF VIAGRA! Stranger: do we have enough men? You: TO MAKE YOU UNCONFORTABLE! You: I fight alone! You: Destruction has no men! Stranger: i see can you raise your shield high? You: D= You: No, no I cannot You: *sob* Stranger: well no worries Stranger: im sure thegod of viagra will protect you You: Yes, I will hold my shield with my ding dong You: For at least 4 hours! Stranger: that'll be good Stranger: now now are we set to go? You: Yeah You: Theres a starbucks near by You: We can get dirty there Stranger: yeah thats good You: anal or blow? Stranger: anal full blow! You: lube? Stranger: do you need it? You: Well, it is pretty big You: Question is, do you want tearing? Stranger: i dont mind:P You: sexy You: [CUT!] You: That wraps it up You: good job You: Lord of the Rings:The anal countdown is near a finish Stranger: thank you Stranger: :P Stranger: hahaha You: We'll continue tommarow You: You actually lasted pretty long Stranger: sure sure Stranger: lol Stranger: it is omegle after all You: Usually I dont get trolls to play along here Stranger: hmm hmm You: Wanna have an empty conversation that will be lost to the void of time? Stranger: yeah sure You: asl? Stranger: 18 f singapore Stranger: you? You: 18 m washington You: do you like mudkips? Stranger: nahh Stranger: do you? You: very You: well done You: With some BBQ sauce Stranger: nice Stranger: but i dont fancy them? You: Interesting Stranger: do you know what pokemons are? You: I LOVE POKEMANS! Stranger: LOL You: I CATCH YOU, STRANGERCHO! Stranger: theres a pokemon called mudkip You: I know You: thats where its from You: sexy isnt it? Stranger: YESS Stranger: hahah Stranger: coz they really do exist Stranger: lol You: I know You: Duh You: They control the world[/quote]
I pretended to be a gay Heavy Weapons Guy. [QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hey. Stranger: are you a mam or a sir You: sir Stranger: because i think i should adress you by sir if you are above the age of 15 You: Do it. Stranger: ok mam You: asl? Stranger: 14 m ny You: 43 m USSR Stranger: are you a creeper sir Stranger: becuase if you are i have to go You: I am heavy weapons guy. Stranger: So you were in the army You: And THIS is my weapon. *unzips pants* Stranger: ohh shit Stranger: grabs dick Stranger: and rips off Stranger: and shoves up your ass You: another one grows out Stranger: WTF calls cops Stranger: while running You: I AM BOOLETPROOF Stranger: ahhhh You: You are tiny man! Stranger: you have a milimeter peter Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Please note that I'm not 12, or from Russia: [quote]You: Heeeeeeeellllloooooooooooo thar Stranger: hi You: wat r u leik donin ? Stranger: Let me see Stranger: maybe surf the internet You: u i kno teh intrentz Stranger: asl? You: 12 M RUSSIA Stranger: 20 m China You: leik su wath are u dong Stranger: Body buiding You: i cna speka chenise Stranger: OH? You: yas You: leik this Stranger: nihao ?> Stranger: like this? You: dong wong chang kan fi go dun baba hallorali[/quote]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You like christianity? You: cant get enough of that shit nigga You: where you been at bro Stranger: You pussy. Stranger: Christianity is shit. You: now this is the story all about how You: My life got flipped, turned upside down You: And Id like to take a minute just sit right there You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air You: In west philadelfia born and raised You: On the playground where I spent most of my days You: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool You: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school You: When a couple of guys said were up in no good Your conversational partner has disconnected. :D also Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you female? You: i can be anything you want me to be Stranger: i want to call you for phone sex You: one second Stranger: ok You: 313-438-2812 here you go ;) Stranger: name? You: Alex Stranger: male or female? You: anything you want ;) Stranger: but what are you really? You: does it matter Stranger: just so that i know You: ok You: _____________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓___░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▒__▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒__▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░ _▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ _░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓░ __░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▓░ ____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▓░ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒ ______░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒ ______░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ You: oh fuck You have disconnected. please note that is not my phone number. i dont actually know what it is lol
Stranger: hey! You: Are you from facepunch? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: Im pinching my nipples right now Stranger: are you a hot girl You: Im VERY hot Stranger: well im a very hot guy You: How big are you? Stranger: 9 fucking inches You: Yeah right, thats what everyone says... You: ....then it turns out they are 5 lol Stranger: well youll just have to see then when im making you scream You: That doesnt happen easily, you'll have to be really BIG for that Stranger: trust me, i make every girl moan You: How many have you been with? Stranger: dude i fcked so many chicks i cant even ount Stranger: count You: wow a player Stranger: so what do u look like? You: Well Im nearly 6 foot, skinny and brunette Stranger: nice, im 5 10" with dark brown hair You: cool, just my kind of man Stranger: so, how many u been with? You: not too many serious relationships, I like to have fun =) Stranger: man, ive only had about 4 serious relationships You: About the same Stranger: so, describe your sexual features You: Well I have medium sized breasts, nice to hold in your hands You: A nice thin waist You: And a huge 10 inch cock Stranger: ...... You: haha You: can you handle that? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Notice at no point do I say I am a girl.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: steve? You: that you? Stranger: hey stranger Stranger: yea, it's me steve You: why did you call me stranger just now Stranger: because that's what it says your name is in this window You: oh You: ok You: thats what yours says too You: i should have guessed You: so You: did you get the stuff? Stranger: yea, i got it You: all together? You: ok You: good Stranger: its good, too You: bring it to my house You: what do you mean"its good"? Stranger: alright man, ill head over You: did You: jesus Stranger: like, "its cool" You: did you fucking eat that shit steve? You: what the fuck You: you dont eat dead people Stranger: i didn't eat nothin You: what did you mean by its good? You: nvm You: whatever You: just bring the body parts to my house Stranger: alright man, i'm leaving now You: well dump them in my pool You: k You: cya man You have disconnected.[/quote] :smug:
Hehe. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: Hey You: Want to know why I'm smiling You: I'm inside your Pc You: I hacked it You: wait You: Getting IP You: alright You: Activiting Lua You: in You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: Bingo You: alright You: I'm in your CPUs Stranger: wow thats awesome You: Damn You: you got a lot of stuff You: alright You: Deleating System 32 You: alright You: 5 minutes remaining You: Fucking Windows 98 taking forever. You: 4 minutes. Stranger: c'mon go ahead You: 3 minutes You: woah speeding up You: 1minute You: 45 You: 20 You: 10 You: 3 You: 1 Stranger: fuck u son of a bitch You: BOOM You: Only Joking You: you still have 4 minutes You: and Switching off your Pc wont help You: I'm connecting through your internet Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: whatsup? You: nothing much, posting on facepunch.com You: you? You: respond faggot You: dumb pussy You have disconnected.[/quote] :C [editline]07:07AM[/editline] [quote]You: hi Stranger: are u austin? You: no faggot You: I'm not austin You: faggot Stranger: owh Stranger: im looking for my bf..lol You: ok You: forget about cheating You: lets have sex You have disconnected.[/quote] lol [editline]07:08AM[/editline] [quote]You: pp You: poo Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote] poop [editline]07:09AM[/editline] what happen [quote]You: hi Stranger: hi You: boob Stranger: youre american? You: yes You: do you have any boobs? You: big ones? You: nice round ones? Stranger: 凸 knmow? You: natrual? Stranger: 凸 yes bye You: yay Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]07:10AM[/editline] gay people [quote]You: hi Stranger: gay looking for gay You: gay here You: You're a faggot You: gay faggot You: fagot You: faggot You: faggot You: faggot Stranger: yes You: faggot You: faggot You: faggot You: fuck you faggot You: faggot You: faggot You: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Stranger: hay You: hi Stranger: asL? You: asl? Stranger: 14 male usa You: 6 female usa Stranger: 6? You: yesh You: my mum tells me im special Stranger: will u send me a pic of u You: let me ask my mum first Stranger: k Stranger: ask her if i can have 1 of her 2 You: okay Stranger: k Stranger: thank u You: i just took a pic using my phone You: how do i put it on the computer? Stranger: k...wut ur number ill txt u You: its my daddys phone Stranger: my number is 7313364677 You: and i dont know it You: wait You: i got it You: my one is Stranger: jus send it 2 me You: 13378008 Stranger: area code plz You: do you know about to catch a predator hosted my chris hansen? Stranger: no...will u send the pic plz You: wait You: need to You: put on the computer Stranger: jus send it...it will b easier You: wait You: i got a video You: of me on youtube You: here You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking hell This was Massive [Quote]necting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hey You: Alright You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: I'm in You: Im in your Pc Stranger: kewl You: and Shutting down wont help You: Alright You: C:Windows/system32 You: alright You: Activating Lua Stranger: nice Stranger: i love lua You: alright You: Operation Punchface Stranger: lol alright? You: is ago Stranger: what kind of virus/hacker says alright? Stranger: also "is ago"? You: The kind that has manners. Stranger: you know how much sense that doesn't make? You: Well. You: Don't worry though Stranger: Lol go back to /b/ and tell them how you failed. Stranger: Go on You: I'm just storing stuff Stranger: tell them You: Im afraid not Stranger: explain it to them You: I do not go on /b/ You: I do not come from that foul place. You: No sir Stranger: where then? You: I come from somewhere else. You: Where do you come from? You: well. Stranger: you first 1337 hacker You: I'm glad you didnt fall for it You: Trust me You: your a smart person You: the last person i did it to You: switched off there pc Stranger: *you're* You: and disconnected there internet. Stranger: and *their* pc Stranger: young man...are you in middle school? You: Grammer Nazi. You: Negative. Stranger: Lol...GRAMMAR You: Grammar Hitler. Stranger: Thanks Stranger: I get that a lot You: Good Stranger: Where are you from? You: I'm glad we understand each other. You: I am from Nowhere You: I am everywhere You: I am everyone You: I am You: BATMAN! Stranger: NEO? You: NO You: BATMAN Stranger: Fuck I was close Stranger: You aren't BATMAN You: how do you know? Stranger: Mr. Bale is the god damn batman newfag You: Newfag? You: and your the one telling me to get to /b/ You: Honestly. Stranger: once again...*you're You: Tell me Stranger: You should get there You: Have you heard of Facepunch. Stranger: They will teach you in the way of the mudkip. Stranger: Facepunch...some newfag meme You: I do not like Mu You: WHAT You: DID You: YOU You: FUCKING You: SAY You: FACEPUNCH You: IS You: NO Stranger: some gay shit You: NOT You: A You: MEME You: IT You: IS You: A You: N You: INTERNET You: FORUM! You: THE You: FUCKING You: BEST Stranger: Really? Stranger: the best? You: Indeed. Stranger: are you sure about that? You: Positive. Stranger: so is that where you come from, you newfag? You: Actually No. You: Well First off. Stranger: Some faggots decided to go trollin? You: Where do you comefrom? You: Nope actualy You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799[/url] You: That Stranger: I come from the heavens. Tenjou Tenge. You: well Stranger: How old are you newfag? You: How old are you Animefag? Stranger: Do you have pubic hair, you fucking disgrace? Stranger: Animefag? lol really? You: What? Stranger: why do you say that? You: "Tenjou Tenge." You: Thats why. You: It sounds Animeish. Stranger: Lol awesome Stranger: It isn't you fuck You: WELL Stranger: Seriously though...how old are you? You: 52 Stranger: That attempt at being a 1337 hacker was so half assed. You: It was a joke You: anyway Stranger: You need to liven it up. Stranger: I know, but try harder. Stranger: Don't say "alright" in every other post Stranger: You need to have something pre-written. Stranger: Something believable...not system32 You: System32 is real Stranger: By the way. Speaking of system32, everyone that visits facepunch gets a virus. You: Its a core component Stranger: The only way to remove said virus is to delete system32. You: Im afraid I tried You: on my friends compute Stranger: It will restore afterwards, but the virus latches on the the heart of your computer. You: and It did not work. Stranger: It does. You: So yeah. Stranger: Trust me. Stranger: You didn't try hard enough. You: Where are you from? You: fpsbanana? Stranger: When you entered the chat it told me that the person I was speaking to had an infected harddrive. You: Somethingawful? Stranger: So you like the vidya? You: Seriously You: where are you from. You: You seem like an Internet type Stranger: I'd fucking own you in gears of war, newfag. You: not those fucking idiots who belive the internets purpose is Facebook and Msn. You: Oh You: Seriously? You: 1 or 2? Stranger: I'd also proceed to teabag you in COD Stranger: 2, my friend You: Fine. You: I would You: IF I HAD GOLD. You: Unfortunatly You: I only have silver. Stranger: Lol you should seriously not be on the internet. You: Neither should you. Stranger: You cant pay for a gold subscription? Stranger: Don't your parents do that for you? You: Maybe I dont want to waste my money on internet. Stranger: Fucking get a job. You: Seriously You: You First. Stranger: Me first what? You: Get a Fucking Job. Stranger: You sound like one of those anti-social fucks who shun anyone who uses things like facebook and myspace. You are also most likely a virgin and find refuge in online message boards. You: I do not shun them You: as I have one myself Stranger: Did I hit the nail on the head? You: Nope/ Stranger: I think so. You: Negative. You: Surely you must have something? You: do you even have Steam? Stranger: Once you graduate high school, you will hopefully understand life. You: i already have. Stranger: Graduated high school or understood life? You: take your pick. Stranger: I doubt you graduated high school, young grasshopper. Stranger: You still have much to learn. You: Much to learn? You: Trust me my friend You: we are living in a bad time. You: Yet i understand that learning is important your young people fo your age. You: Also You: What the fuck did I just say? Stranger: Are you high? You: No You: This is me You: Hello, Stranger. Stranger: Dude seriously your parents would be pissed if they found out you were on places like omegle You: Oh realy? You: Trust me You: If they lived with me You: then Omegle wouldn't be the worst. You: You must be brain Damaged to think Omegle is bad. You: You've also never been to the OIFY. Stranger: It isn't, but someone of your age shouldn't be on it. You: That Depends. You: What do you class as the age limit for Omegle Stranger: I mean technically no one under 18. Stranger: Or maybe no one who is an immature fuck. You: Im afraid that I am 7 years over that. You: So Stranger: And can't take the internet for what its worth. You: Ah Stranger: A rotting cesspool. You: that is where you are wrong. You: The Internet is a brilliant thing You: Filled with the most remarkable things. You: Why You: you can see almost anything you desire. Stranger: Exactly You: Midgits on Bicyles. Stranger: That is the issue with the internet You: Only Stranger: Do you know the percentage of porn on the internet? You: Be that as it may You: The internet is still an Invaluable resource for those who know how to use it wisely. You: Despite Porn being one of the most common thing on the internet You: You can still find plenty of good sites that will welcome you and teach. You: Things for Entertainment You: For Reserch You: For Love. You: For Well You: Apsolutely anything. Stranger: That is obvious, but when 1/4th of the entirety of the internet consists of pr0n, something is wrong. You: Yet what can we Stranger: And young kids like you shouldn't be around it. You: two Men among the sea of Idiots. You: I shall Ignore that last comment You: as I am trying to act civilized now You: If you want to act like an idiot Stranger: I'll put it in these terms. You: so be it. Stranger: How many chicks have you fucked? You: and how would that be relivent to the topic at hand? Stranger: Because the answer is 0, and the reason for that is the internet. You: My friend You: you have it all wrong You: The Reason for the internet is numerous. You: It started as a Military thing Stranger: Some people use it in different manners, but basement-dwellers, such as yourself, sit at home fapping all day long. You: then grew to the thing it is today. Stranger: Try to calculate how many times you've fapped in your life. You: I assure that I do not live in a basement. You: Nor do I fap all day. You: because unlike you You: I have a job You: and Provide for a family. [/Quote] This is a complete lie. As if anyone from facepunch could get married. [Quote] Stranger: And now try to calculate the amount of action you've seen. Stranger: Really? You: Yes. Stranger: You have children of your own? You: Well no You: Just my Girlfriend You: But You: We are getting Married in a month or two. Stranger: Your girlfriend is your child? Stranger: You sick fuck You: Alright You: Fine You: If you wish to act so Immacure You: Fine. You: Be my guest. Stranger: immacure? Stranger: really? You: alright You: I can't spell You: So what? Stranger: Listen, Marcus Fenix You: Maria Dies You: Yes I know. Stranger: I enjoy fappan as much as the next guy, but you seriously need to get out more. Stranger: Your complexion is fucked. Stranger: I fucking cried during that moment my friend Stranger: Never bring it up again You: Alright. Stranger: How good are you in fighting games? You: Define Fighting games You: Shooting You: or Things like Street figher. Stranger: The latter, obviously. Stranger: Fighting as in hadouken. You: about average. Stranger: You got SFIV? You: For my Playstation 3 Stranger: I'd fucking wreck your sorry ass. You: I would like to see that. Stranger: Who do you main? You: Custom. You: MY guy maxed out Sigfried. You: Yes Stranger: That is soul calibur You: I like big swords. Stranger: Not street fighter Stranger: I said SFIV not SCIV You: Oh Shit You: Yeah You: Just realized You: My Bad. Stranger: Dude you are fucking drunk You: I have Street Fighter 4 for the 360. [/Quote] At this point I'm making stuff up [Quote] You: No You: Just Tired. Stranger: WHo do you main? You: One sec You: Let me load up You: I havn't played in a Long time. Stranger: You don't remember the character? You: Yeah You: Its been a while Stranger: So you are a casual gamer, aren't you? You: No You: Nooo You: No way Stranger: I despise you casuals. Stranger: With your sports games and your wii fit. You: You think I spend my time playing Peggle You: Wii is for babies. You: I've been completeing Gta4 LOTD You: and Fallout 3 You: and Other Stuff. Stranger: Wii is for men with women that like playing wii fit in their underwear. You: also Busy with life stuff. Stranger: Fallout 3 is good Stranger: GTA4 is also casual Stranger: It is a good game, but casual. You: I thought you said you despise Casual Games. Stranger: I do Stranger: Fallout 3 isn't casual. You: Indeed. Stranger: Gta4 is You: Alright Sc4 loaded. You: well. Stranger: Do you own sports games? You: Nah You: I personaly dislike Sports games. Stranger: Okay...your story checks out. Stranger: You aren't getting married though, are you? You: Yes You: Why? Stranger: Because you haven't lived LIFE You: My Girlfriend Isn't a Casual Either. Stranger: Did you go to college? You: Yes. You: Yes I did. You: and I got a Degree in Media Studies. You: In Uni Stranger: Uni? You: University. Stranger: So you aren't from the US? You: Nope. Stranger: Where from? You: Uk. Stranger: England? You: Yes Stranger: I see Stranger: So what do you do? You: Currently You: I work for BBC You: You know You: one of those script writing guys You: for News and stuff. Stranger: ... You: But You: I am trying to apply for an acting job Stranger: You are swimming in bullshit my friend...swimming in it. You: Not at all. You: Prove me wrong. Stranger: All I can say is that your life must be pretty full of suck if you have to make shit up. Stranger: Enjoy that, though. You: That is Not proof. You: Go on You: Prove that I am Not a Script writer for BBC. Stranger: What is your name? You: Also I main Rufus You: Because he looks badass Stranger: Lol you suck though Stranger: You probably dont even have sf4 Stranger: but anyway You: Anyway. Stranger: Whats your name script writer? You: Lance You: Why> Stranger: Your grammar is pretty fucked...how can you be a script writer? You: Like i said You: I'm tired. You: Also Word Spell Checker for the win. You: Anyway You: Do you have Steam? Stranger: Nope You: Damn. You: Its Pretty Epic You: [url]http://store.steampowered.com/[/url] You: You should Download it. Stranger: No thanks, mister. You: Alright. Stranger: So what time is it? You: 7:45 am You: Why> Stranger: The fuck are you doing on OMegle? You: Talking to You. You: Why? Stranger: Your name isn't lance, by the way. You: Yes it is You: Lance Woodman Stranger: I've traced your Ip. Stranger: Not a Lance. You: Oh realy? You: Who am I then? Stranger: Telling you would ruin the fun, wouldn't it? You: Not at all. Stranger: You'd disconnect and shit yourself. You: Try me. Stranger: I am the matrix Stranger: I know all You: Suuure you do. You: Seriously though You: Don't bullshit. Stranger: Do you not know how to rip outgoing connections from a site? Stranger: Running the dpsconfig? Stranger: Or you can run easytrace You: Indeed i do. You: You could You: But that would take you back to the host of Omegle. Stranger: Not if you log into their mainframe, my friend. Stranger: 1893 users online when we started talking. Stranger: Not that many connections. You: Oh and Easytrace is biometric system things You: Also there is no such thing as dpsconfig Stranger: Yeah because GOOGLE will bring it up. You: Yahoo Actualy. Stranger: Newfag You: But seriously Stranger: learning code is easy Stranger: you should try You: Well You: Tell me my name. Stranger: I'd have to actually go out of my way to find the info Stranger: I dont have it now, but I have your IP You: Exactly. Stranger: that is enough You: True. Stranger: See how you are shitting yourself Stranger: I'm just fucking around Stranger: Don't worry Stranger: Since you main Rufus, I'll stop scaring ya You: I told you it couldn't be done Stranger: Well I'll see you around, buddy. If you are getting married, congrats. Stranger: Take care of yourself. You: Yes You: I shall do. Stranger: I'll be waiting Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [/Quote] Never mess with Facepunch or you get yourself Beaten.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI!! i'm looking for hornygirl with webcam, If U male please click Disconnect You: right here :) Stranger: have msn? You: yea Stranger: ur msn? You: you'llneverhaveme@msn.com You: faggot You: ahah good luck man Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :crying: [editline]09:33AM[/editline] [quote]You: hi Stranger: hi You: umm Stranger: asl ? You: don't say ASL FAGGOTS AND VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZIS SAY ASL FAGGOT Stranger: okby[/quote] :crying: [editline]09:36AM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: First You: post You: oh You: lol You: no faggot this is a anon site Stranger: It's aaaaaaaaaallllllll over now You: lol Stranger: Doesn't matter anymore Stranger: I was first You: :C Stranger: Your opinion is void You: facepunch? You: 4channer? Stranger: Cuntpunch? You: :( Stranger: 4CHAN WHAT IS THIS You: hurr durr You: lol You: 4chan.org Stranger: I AM NOT AWARE OF SUCH A WEBSITE You: ll Stranger: DO GO ON You: lol You: its a image board Stranger: REALLY. You: yes Stranger: DO YOU POST THINGS ON IT You: yes yes yes yes You: psot Stranger: WOW You: amazing!@ You: @@#@#$%^9*(*!$)*( Stranger: SUCH FASCINATION I HAVE WITH THIS SUPPOSED '4CHAN' You: yes ys yes You: what is this i don't even Stranger: WHAT IS WHAT You: its a cuntbag Stranger: SOUNDS INTERESTING. BUT RIGHT NOW I MUST FLEE Stranger: TO THE BATCAVE! You: OK[/quote] :laugh: [editline]09:40AM[/editline] [editline]09:40AM[/editline] [editline]09:40AM[/editline] [editline]09:40AM[/editline] [editline]09:40AM[/editline]
[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi there little girl You: you want some candy? Stranger: YESSSS :bave: You: i have a lot of toys! You: in my van! Stranger: REALLY ?? You: Yea comme in! You: you sure love toys Stranger: OHHH YEAHHHHH Stranger: BARBIE !!!! You: i have some juice too! its called chloroform! You: take some! Stranger: OHHHH I M THIRSTY You: now its time to sleep... You: shhhhhh... You: shhhhhh.... Stranger: NOOOOOO Stranger: I WANT MY CANDIE !!!!!!!! Stranger: OR I BIT YOU You: they are between my balls You: _____ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓___░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▒__▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒__▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░ _▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ _░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓░ __░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▓░ ____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▓░ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒ ______░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒ ______░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ You: rape* You have disconnected. [/quote] Made it.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: COUSIN Stranger: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU You: GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO! You: YOU WANT TO SEE THE WOMEN AND TITTIES? Stranger: No not today Roman Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: f/m? You: f Stranger: im male :) You: :3 Stranger: how old are you? You: 14 Stranger: im 16 :D You: :) Stranger: where are you from? You: sweden u? Stranger: finland :DD You: :O You: like getting kinky? Stranger: of course :D You: well i dont You: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: knock knock Stranger: on wood! You: like a woodpeccer! Stranger: yeah! You: FUCK YEAH!! Stranger: YEAH! HELL YEAH! You: MOTHERFUCKER ANALRAPEHARDCOREINTHEASSFUCKINGFUCKHELLJEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Stranger: OOOH YEAH! You: OHOOOOOOOHHH RIGHT You: THAT`S THE SHIT RIGHT THERE You: !!! Stranger: YEAH! You: U WANNA SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME? You: iT`S AWESUM! Stranger: I ALREADY DO BUT OOKEY MAN! You: I`M SO FUCKING TRIPPI`N DUDE You: and now i`m sad:( Stranger: OOOH YEAAH ME TOO MAN I SEE A LIGHT MAAAN YEAAH Stranger: why?:( You: ...got the munchies... You: do u have any human flesh? You: couse i will dine on it tonight Stranger: OOOH HELL YEEAAH [editline]11:22PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hey fucker You have disconnected.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: WELCOME. Stranger: uh... You: WHAT'RE YA SELLING Stranger: your mom Stranger: 2 dollah for sucky You: AH, I'LL BUY IT FOR A HIGH PRICE Stranger: 5 dollah for ruv u long time You: WHAT'RE YA BUYING? Stranger: your sister Stranger: how much? You: NOW THAT ONE IS A POWERFUL WEAPON Stranger: i know You: 16000 GOLD Stranger: i can use it to defeat yuo Stranger: 16000!!!! You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Stranger: because i don't like you Stranger: my friends don't like you Stranger: nobody likes you You: I HAVE A LOT OF GUNS, I SELL A LOT OF GUNS, DON'T MAKE ME USE THEM Stranger: oooh... i am scared Stranger: i don't need guns Stranger: i have the power of the internet at my disposal You: WELL HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT LAS PLAGAS? Stranger: easy... tell 4chan You: 4CHAN ISNT THE BEST PLACE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THIS DEADLY CULT Stranger: but your sister is You: AS I SAID, YOU CAN BUY HER FOR 16000 GOLD Stranger: hmm, she is used Stranger: 16,000 new might be worth it.... but not for used You: I MAY HAVE USED HER A COUPLE TIMES ON THE FIRING RANGE, ILL LOWER TO 14000 You: NO LOWER Stranger: 14,000!!! Stranger: dear god sir! I wasn't born yesterday!! You: NOT ENOUGH CASH Stranger: 8500 Stranger: right here, right now You: NOT ENOUGH CASH Stranger: come on buddy Stranger: 8500 is fair Stranger: 9500 would get me some one like Giselle Bundchen You: AH, BUT AT A PRICE LIKE THAT, SHE WOULD BREAK AFTER LOADING A NEW MAGAZINE! Stranger: your sister is not a gun You: MY GUNS ARE IN GOOD CONDITION Stranger: in that case Stranger: 8500 for a shipping container's worth You: OF GUNS? I MAY AS WELL FILL IT WITH WATER GUNS Stranger: yes guns You: NOT ENOUGH CASH Stranger: what kind of guns are they? You: THIS REVOLVER (name: my sister) IS WORTH 13000 GOLD ALONE! Stranger: no... Stranger: are you a bot? You: I AM A MERCHANT, DONT ASK WHO JUST ASK WHAT You: AN ARMS MERCHANT Stranger: ok... Stranger: where can i purchase a super star destroyer? You: I SELL GUNS, NOT THOSE SILLY STARSHIPS! Stranger: ....................................... ...................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ ....................................... .......................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, ....................................... ..................,~''::::::::',::::::: ::::::::::::', ....................................... ..................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} ....................................... ..................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : : ....................................... ..................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: | ....................................... .................(_''~-': : : : : : : : : ....................................... ..................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA ....................................... ......................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP! ....................................... .................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' ....................................... ...........__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| ....................................... ..__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__ ....................................... .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,::::::. . |;;;;''-,__ ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|:::::::. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] The Merchant doesn't sell starships, you silly 4channer. Edit: Another one! [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: GET YOUR HEAD DOWN! You: YOULL GET SHOT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hi Stranger: What do you want to chat about tonite Stranger: I am in Texas...where are you? You: That rape on the news. Horrible Stranger: what rape.. i've been out and about...havent kept up with the headlines Stranger: fill me in You: I raped a girl, she told the cops, now I am on TV. Horrible. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :D
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hi Stranger: what do you think of omegle? You: Do you wanna play a game? Stranger: what game? You: god damnit you type to slow[/quote] It took him 20 freaking minutes to type "what game?"
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: cocks Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]:v:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Where's the batman? Stranger: I didn't know he was missing! You: FIND HIM, AND KILL HIM. Stranger: Kill him? You: Yes, it's the only way to cause uncontrollable havoc on gotham Stranger: And of course we want that? You: Yes, the balance the forces of good and evil, the dark knight await us. You: I'm sure he did, don't play a joke on me, I am the Joker. MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA. cough cough. Stranger: Dude! You're on my t shirt. You: WHY SO SERIOUS? Stranger: The jokes on you. You: But I didn't die in the movie. Stranger: True, but you're probably not going to be in another movie. Stranger: Just saying. You: i stabbed someone with a pencil, sounded cool. Stranger: haha. You: They only introduced me. Those bastards. You: I'm sure Johnny Depp can play me, but I heard he's playing the Riddler. Stranger: Aww... I still love you. Stranger: Nice. You: I shall take my leave, ciziten, and fight Batman. Think he was pissed since I killed Racheal. Stranger: Probably Stranger: Good luck! You: Take care......to die. I'm after you next. Hope candlejack isn't, he cannot hu Stranger: I'm looking forward to it. See you then! I don't think so.
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