Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: age?
You: 51
Stranger: really?
You: no
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 52
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[quote]Stranger: hey
You: You there, how are you?
Stranger: i'm fine, thanks for asking, what about you?
You: Just got back from watching the film 'UP' so i'm great :D
You: Lost my phone though >.>
Stranger: oh, that sucks
You: The annoying thing is I only got it a few weeks ago
Stranger: oh, then it really sucks
You: Game usually get a purchase from me around this time of the month, but I'll have to get a new phone instead :(
Stranger: too bad
You: Also, can you do me a favour?
Stranger: sure
You: Can you please read out the first words of each of my posts?
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Just lengthining the post here.
You: hey hey
You: *waves*
Stranger: hi, 19 f canada looking for bi or lesbian f
You: u got one baby
Stranger: asl?
You: *blows kisses*
You: 19, female, toronto
Stranger: ah, a fellow canadian, hot ; )
Stranger: want to trade live pictures?
You: are they noods? ;)
Stranger: maybe. I haven't taken anything off yet ; )
Stranger: you have a camera?
You: no i have a pic fro my phone yesterday though
You: u first :P
Stranger: ok, let me snap a shot really quick, i hope you like french maid outfits ; )
You: yummy yummy
Stranger: ok hon, how's this for you to start off?
Stranger: [url]http://i36.tinypic.com/of57j6.jpg[/url]
You: take it off take it all off ;)
Stranger: not yet hon ; ) there's a thing called progression
Stranger: lets see you hon, i bet you're sexy : )
You: hold on baby
You: gotta find u a good one
Stranger: i thought you had a pic on your phone? upload that : )
You: oh allright hehe ill just add it to my photo bucket account lol
Stranger: great!
You: [url]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x154/egg_baby_pie/bikini.jpg[/url]
You: there u go honey
You: and yes thats accualy me
Stranger: mmm, very nice hon, I like that : )
Stranger: alright then, next one coming up
You: yay
Stranger: alright hon, heres me from the front
Stranger: [url]http://i37.tinypic.com/73nmg1.jpg[/url]
You: oh whats under those hands sexi
Stranger: you'll see ; )
Stranger: all in good time
Stranger: lets see some more fo you sexy thang
You: ok one sex sweets
Stranger: great, I already have my next one set : )
You: haha
You: yay
You: damnit photobucket
You: it wont show on it lol
You: i have 2 use google i always get one 2 show on there
You: but i might look a lil diffrent otay?
You: its still me but this is an old on
You: one*
Stranger: ok, i trust you
You: b4 i died my hair brunet
Stranger: im pretty good at telling if people are the same
Stranger: but I'm warning you naughty girl, dont bullshit me lol ;)
Stranger: lol
You: [url]http://www.seemygf.com/fhg/smg44/10/images/01.jpg[/url]
You: theres me and my blond self
You: my ex is an asshole
You: lol
You: but its a good pic
Stranger: hmmm, sexy, but you're right, it doesn't quite look like you...
You: my ex bought me allot and i warned u abotu that
You: she wasnt....a good girl lol
You: in the bad way haha
You: baby?
Stranger: h/o
Stranger: my moms talking to me lol
You: ur in a nurses sexi outfit with ur mom home? 0.0
You: kinky and somewhat mischivous ;)
Stranger: i locked the door silly lol
You: of course lol but still the thrill of almost gettign cought
Stranger: its a rush ; )
You: hehe
Stranger: alright, i guess its my turn
You: YAY
You: hehe
Stranger: [url]http://i38.tinypic.com/zxaag6.jpg[/url]
You: oh baby
You: uve got me all joyful lol
Stranger: I might consider showing some more skin next time if you give me something to really get wet with
Stranger: ;)
You: i can do that lol but its nude hehe
Stranger: fine by me hon
You: [url]http://www.nudegalleriesgirl.com/image.axd?picture=iStock_000002404025XSmall.jpg[/url]
You: i think ull liek it
You: hehe
You: mwah
You: pic and a kiss
You: ;)
Stranger: I can't see your face hon
You: u wanted 2?
Stranger: yes, and theres a copyright sticker at the top of the pic...
You: i hash more i just thought i looked mysyterious lol
You: yea i did it in photoshop
You: its bs
Stranger: I want to see your pretty face hon
You: [url]http://www.mylifeoftravel.com/Content/2008/1228/0e4b4339-77e9-4681-adcb-b9eacf5134df_f340f8b31f5f49c4bd2d70b81920aef0.jpg[/url]
You: better baby
You: i look kinda ugly though
You: well allot ugly
Stranger: you know, I've had a sneaking suspicion it wasn't really you the whole time. don't get me wrong, I know the first one's of you, and you're pretty, but I know those last three weren't. I'm not even mad : )
Stranger: i might even give you a frontal id you just show me you some
Stranger: if*
You: of really me?
You: :)
Stranger: yes ma'am : )
You: hehe otay
Stranger: if you have a camera phone I'd love to see you right now : )
Stranger: thats what a live pic exchange is all about
You: i dont anymore
You: :,(
You: but i do have one other pic of the real me baby
Stranger: show me : )
You: yes its online like the others but i am showing u real me i promise
Stranger: okie dokie
You: [url]http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp4qsiYpc91qa1r6yo1_500.jpg[/url]
Stranger: no its not. strike 4 your out hon lol
You: there was strikes?
You: lol
You: oh well im not even a girl
You: it was fun though honey
Stranger: you fucking creep
Stranger: how fucking dare you
Stranger: fuck you pig
You: ur the one on omegle looking for a date
Stranger: not a date, just some fun creep
Stranger: i have a BF so fuck off
You: pre op or post op?
Airport?
[QUOTE]Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: Where are you located?
Stranger: incheon
Stranger: korea
You: Nice
You: Is it any nice there?
You: I do not know much about Korea
Stranger: airport[/QUOTE]
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Some strangers are just so boring, you know?
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: lsa
You: >:D[/QUOTE]
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You: You have 5 min to explain yourself.
Stranger: I don't have to explain myself.
You: Yes you do, you fucked a monkey.
Stranger: Oh, dear. I didn't realise I wasn't supposed to.
Stranger: I mean, he was there and I was feeling lonely
Stranger: one thing lead to another.
You: Oh, well, it's okay son.
Stranger: Thanks Papa.
Stranger: We've all been there.
You: I know.
You: But it's okay, papa's here.
Stranger: Daddy, I thought the social worker told you not to do that anymore.
Stranger: STOP!
You: But I love you son.
Stranger: Mama said I don't have to take this anymore!
You: SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON THE BED!
Stranger: *cries*
You: OH OH OH, YOU LIKE THAT!
Stranger: *cries*
Eh, I was bored.
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Stranger: hi
You: I jizzed my pants.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i love that song
You: Then I went on a boat, motherfucker, yeah, I mean beep.
Stranger: what is it like/
You: It was shaky.
Stranger: no i mean being 12
You: I asked....what is this?
Stranger: you haven't asked anything
You: I'm 12 years old, and what is this?
Stranger: i have a raging hardon
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Stranger: what the hell language did you mother teach you?
Stranger: you only think you speak english
You: I only speak in 100 alien languages.
You: Tenki du mathius dom rai
Stranger: yeah dumb ass
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Stranger: how could such a short time feel so long?
Stranger: hi
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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Well, we didn't go as far.
[quote]Stranger: hey asl?
You: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
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:smug:
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You: brb lubing up my meatrod
Stranger: o swet lemme help
You: ok
You: first you squeeze the tube
You: then you rub my french saber
You: got it?
Stranger: okay come over
You: i cant
Stranger: ugh
You: y firewall is on
Stranger: damn
You: it's a cockblocker
Stranger: o
Stranger: sucks
You: it slashes dicks in half.
Stranger: WHOOPS I FORGOT IM A GUY
You: blood explodes over the wall
You: it clots
You: you sort of die of blood loss when you get an erection
You: its sad but necessart
You: or else satan would manifest himself in my wang
You: and id die
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You: I have candy in my van.
You: I have candy in my van.
You: I have candy in my van.
You: I have candy in my van.
You: I'm the candy man.
Stranger: GTFO PEDOBEAR!!!
You: no u
Stranger: NO U!!!!
You: let me rape you, little girl.
You: resistance only makes my penis harder.
Stranger: why don't you take a seat right over there...
You: No.
You: Dark Joe is coming over with a knife tonight.
Stranger: noooooooo
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[quote]Stranger: Hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Where are you?
You: I AM FROM MORDOR
Stranger: The Mt. Doom area?
You: yea
You: kinda hot there
You: you?
Stranger: I'll bet.
Stranger: Texas - probably just as hot. Perhaps more humidity.
Stranger: So what do you like to do?
You: i'm trying to look for a damned ring
You: i fucking lost it
Stranger: Hmm - you didn't see a little guy running around did you?
You: i saw 3 little guys
Stranger: If so, you might be SOL
You: dammit
You: did they take it?
Stranger: I think so. TIme to call your local pawn shops.
You: yea man
You: like the volcano[/quote]
:lol:
Hard to find people who cooperate.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from/
Stranger: ?
You: mortgon
Stranger: wheres that?
You: Its in the underbelly of the city of destruction
You: you?
Stranger: oh isee
Stranger: im from taala ya
You: Wheres that?
Stranger: well its just beside your country...dont you know?
You: city of creation?
You: My oh my
You: Is this flagmeer the magfagnisinc?
Stranger: yes!
You: my oh my good sir
You: We meet again.
Stranger: yes we do
Stranger: how do you do lad?
You: ARE YOU READ YTO DO BATTLE?
You: FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF HEMAN!
Stranger: YES LETS GO!
You: I CAST POWER OF VIAGRA!
Stranger: do we have enough men?
You: TO MAKE YOU UNCONFORTABLE!
You: I fight alone!
You: Destruction has no men!
Stranger: i see can you raise your shield high?
You: D=
You: No, no I cannot
You: *sob*
Stranger: well no worries
Stranger: im sure thegod of viagra will protect you
You: Yes, I will hold my shield with my ding dong
You: For at least 4 hours!
Stranger: that'll be good
Stranger: now now are we set to go?
You: Yeah
You: Theres a starbucks near by
You: We can get dirty there
Stranger: yeah thats good
You: anal or blow?
Stranger: anal full blow!
You: lube?
Stranger: do you need it?
You: Well, it is pretty big
You: Question is, do you want tearing?
Stranger: i dont mind:P
You: sexy
You: [CUT!]
You: That wraps it up
You: good job
You: Lord of the Rings:The anal countdown is near a finish
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: :P
Stranger: hahaha
You: We'll continue tommarow
You: You actually lasted pretty long
Stranger: sure sure
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it is omegle after all
You: Usually I dont get trolls to play along here
Stranger: hmm hmm
You: Wanna have an empty conversation that will be lost to the void of time?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f singapore
Stranger: you?
You: 18 m washington
You: do you like mudkips?
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: do you?
You: very
You: well done
You: With some BBQ sauce
Stranger: nice
Stranger: but i dont fancy them?
You: Interesting
Stranger: do you know what pokemons are?
You: I LOVE POKEMANS!
Stranger: LOL
You: I CATCH YOU, STRANGERCHO!
Stranger: theres a pokemon called mudkip
You: I know
You: thats where its from
You: sexy isnt it?
Stranger: YESS
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: coz they really do exist
Stranger: lol
You: I know
You: Duh
You: They control the world[/quote]
I pretended to be a gay Heavy Weapons Guy.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: are you a mam or a sir
You: sir
Stranger: because i think i should adress you by sir if you are above the age of 15
You: Do it.
Stranger: ok mam
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 m ny
You: 43 m USSR
Stranger: are you a creeper sir
Stranger: becuase if you are i have to go
You: I am heavy weapons guy.
Stranger: So you were in the army
You: And THIS is my weapon. *unzips pants*
Stranger: ohh shit
Stranger: grabs dick
Stranger: and rips off
Stranger: and shoves up your ass
You: another one grows out
Stranger: WTF calls cops
Stranger: while running
You: I AM BOOLETPROOF
Stranger: ahhhh
You: You are tiny man!
Stranger: you have a milimeter peter
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Please note that I'm not 12, or from Russia:
[quote]You: Heeeeeeeellllloooooooooooo thar
Stranger: hi
You: wat r u leik donin ?
Stranger: Let me see
Stranger: maybe surf the internet
You: u i kno teh intrentz
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 M RUSSIA
Stranger: 20 m China
You: leik su wath are u dong
Stranger: Body buiding
You: i cna speka chenise
Stranger: OH?
You: yas
You: leik this
Stranger: nihao ?>
Stranger: like this?
You: dong wong chang kan fi go dun baba hallorali[/quote]
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Stranger: You like christianity?
You: cant get enough of that shit nigga
You: where you been at bro
Stranger: You pussy.
Stranger: Christianity is shit.
You: now this is the story all about how
You: My life got flipped, turned upside down
You: And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
You: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
You: In west philadelfia born and raised
You: On the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
You: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
You: When a couple of guys said were up in no good
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:D
also
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Stranger: you female?
You: i can be anything you want me to be
Stranger: i want to call you for phone sex
You: one second
Stranger: ok
You: 313-438-2812 here you go ;)
Stranger: name?
You: Alex
Stranger: male or female?
You: anything you want ;)
Stranger: but what are you really?
You: does it matter
Stranger: just so that i know
You: ok
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You: oh fuck
You have disconnected.
please note that is not my phone number. i dont actually know what it is lol
Stranger: hey!
You: Are you from facepunch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Im pinching my nipples right now
Stranger: are you a hot girl
You: Im VERY hot
Stranger: well im a very hot guy
You: How big are you?
Stranger: 9 fucking inches
You: Yeah right, thats what everyone says...
You: ....then it turns out they are 5 lol
Stranger: well youll just have to see then when im making you scream
You: That doesnt happen easily, you'll have to be really BIG for that
Stranger: trust me, i make every girl moan
You: How many have you been with?
Stranger: dude i fcked so many chicks i cant even ount
Stranger: count
You: wow a player
Stranger: so what do u look like?
You: Well Im nearly 6 foot, skinny and brunette
Stranger: nice, im 5 10" with dark brown hair
You: cool, just my kind of man
Stranger: so, how many u been with?
You: not too many serious relationships, I like to have fun =)
Stranger: man, ive only had about 4 serious relationships
You: About the same
Stranger: so, describe your sexual features
You: Well I have medium sized breasts, nice to hold in your hands
You: A nice thin waist
You: And a huge 10 inch cock
Stranger: ......
You: haha
You: can you handle that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Notice at no point do I say I am a girl.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: steve?
You: that you?
Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: yea, it's me steve
You: why did you call me stranger just now
Stranger: because that's what it says your name is in this window
You: oh
You: ok
You: thats what yours says too
You: i should have guessed
You: so
You: did you get the stuff?
Stranger: yea, i got it
You: all together?
You: ok
You: good
Stranger: its good, too
You: bring it to my house
You: what do you mean"its good"?
Stranger: alright man, ill head over
You: did
You: jesus
Stranger: like, "its cool"
You: did you fucking eat that shit steve?
You: what the fuck
You: you dont eat dead people
Stranger: i didn't eat nothin
You: what did you mean by its good?
You: nvm
You: whatever
You: just bring the body parts to my house
Stranger: alright man, i'm leaving now
You: well dump them in my pool
You: k
You: cya man
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:smug:
Hehe.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Hey
You: Want to know why I'm smiling
You: I'm inside your Pc
You: I hacked it
You: wait
You: Getting IP
You: alright
You: Activiting Lua
You: in
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: Bingo
You: alright
You: I'm in your CPUs
Stranger: wow thats awesome
You: Damn
You: you got a lot of stuff
You: alright
You: Deleating System 32
You: alright
You: 5 minutes remaining
You: Fucking Windows 98 taking forever.
You: 4 minutes.
Stranger: c'mon go ahead
You: 3 minutes
You: woah speeding up
You: 1minute
You: 45
You: 20
You: 10
You: 3
You: 1
Stranger: fuck u son of a bitch
You: BOOM
You: Only Joking
You: you still have 4 minutes
You: and Switching off your Pc wont help
You: I'm connecting through your internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whatsup?
You: nothing much, posting on facepunch.com
You: you?
You: respond faggot
You: dumb pussy
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:C
[editline]07:07AM[/editline]
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: are u austin?
You: no faggot
You: I'm not austin
You: faggot
Stranger: owh
Stranger: im looking for my bf..lol
You: ok
You: forget about cheating
You: lets have sex
You have disconnected.[/quote]
lol
[editline]07:08AM[/editline]
[quote]You: pp
You: poo
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
poop
[editline]07:09AM[/editline]
what happen
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: boob
Stranger: youre american?
You: yes
You: do you have any boobs?
You: big ones?
You: nice round ones?
Stranger: 凸 knmow?
You: natrual?
Stranger: 凸 yes bye
You: yay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]07:10AM[/editline]
gay people
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: gay looking for gay
You: gay here
You: You're a faggot
You: gay faggot
You: fagot
You: faggot
You: faggot
You: faggot
Stranger: yes
You: faggot
You: faggot
You: faggot
You: fuck you faggot
You: faggot
You: faggot
You: faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Stranger: hay
You: hi
Stranger: asL?
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 male usa
You: 6 female usa
Stranger: 6?
You: yesh
You: my mum tells me im special
Stranger: will u send me a pic of u
You: let me ask my mum first
Stranger: k
Stranger: ask her if i can have 1 of her 2
You: okay
Stranger: k
Stranger: thank u
You: i just took a pic using my phone
You: how do i put it on the computer?
Stranger: k...wut ur number ill txt u
You: its my daddys phone
Stranger: my number is 7313364677
You: and i dont know it
You: wait
You: i got it
You: my one is
Stranger: jus send it 2 me
You: 13378008
Stranger: area code plz
You: do you know about to catch a predator hosted my chris hansen?
Stranger: no...will u send the pic plz
You: wait
You: need to
You: put on the computer
Stranger: jus send it...it will b easier
You: wait
You: i got a video
You: of me on youtube
You: here
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking hell This was Massive
[Quote]necting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: Alright
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: I'm in
You: Im in your Pc
Stranger: kewl
You: and Shutting down wont help
You: Alright
You: C:Windows/system32
You: alright
You: Activating Lua
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i love lua
You: alright
You: Operation Punchface
Stranger: lol alright?
You: is ago
Stranger: what kind of virus/hacker says alright?
Stranger: also "is ago"?
You: The kind that has manners.
Stranger: you know how much sense that doesn't make?
You: Well.
You: Don't worry though
Stranger: Lol go back to /b/ and tell them how you failed.
Stranger: Go on
You: I'm just storing stuff
Stranger: tell them
You: Im afraid not
Stranger: explain it to them
You: I do not go on /b/
You: I do not come from that foul place.
You: No sir
Stranger: where then?
You: I come from somewhere else.
You: Where do you come from?
You: well.
Stranger: you first 1337 hacker
You: I'm glad you didnt fall for it
You: Trust me
You: your a smart person
You: the last person i did it to
You: switched off there pc
Stranger: *you're*
You: and disconnected there internet.
Stranger: and *their* pc
Stranger: young man...are you in middle school?
You: Grammer Nazi.
You: Negative.
Stranger: Lol...GRAMMAR
You: Grammar Hitler.
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: I get that a lot
You: Good
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: I'm glad we understand each other.
You: I am from Nowhere
You: I am everywhere
You: I am everyone
You: I am
You: BATMAN!
Stranger: NEO?
You: NO
You: BATMAN
Stranger: Fuck I was close
Stranger: You aren't BATMAN
You: how do you know?
Stranger: Mr. Bale is the god damn batman newfag
You: Newfag?
You: and your the one telling me to get to /b/
You: Honestly.
Stranger: once again...*you're
You: Tell me
Stranger: You should get there
You: Have you heard of Facepunch.
Stranger: They will teach you in the way of the mudkip.
Stranger: Facepunch...some newfag meme
You: I do not like Mu
You: WHAT
You: DID
You: YOU
You: FUCKING
You: SAY
You: FACEPUNCH
You: IS
You: NO
Stranger: some gay shit
You: NOT
You: A
You: MEME
You: IT
You: IS
You: A
You: N
You: INTERNET
You: FORUM!
You: THE
You: FUCKING
You: BEST
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: the best?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: are you sure about that?
You: Positive.
Stranger: so is that where you come from, you newfag?
You: Actually No.
You: Well First off.
Stranger: Some faggots decided to go trollin?
You: Where do you comefrom?
You: Nope actualy
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799[/url]
You: That
Stranger: I come from the heavens. Tenjou Tenge.
You: well
Stranger: How old are you newfag?
You: How old are you Animefag?
Stranger: Do you have pubic hair, you fucking disgrace?
Stranger: Animefag? lol really?
You: What?
Stranger: why do you say that?
You: "Tenjou Tenge."
You: Thats why.
You: It sounds Animeish.
Stranger: Lol awesome
Stranger: It isn't you fuck
You: WELL
Stranger: Seriously though...how old are you?
You: 52
Stranger: That attempt at being a 1337 hacker was so half assed.
You: It was a joke
You: anyway
Stranger: You need to liven it up.
Stranger: I know, but try harder.
Stranger: Don't say "alright" in every other post
Stranger: You need to have something pre-written.
Stranger: Something believable...not system32
You: System32 is real
Stranger: By the way. Speaking of system32, everyone that visits facepunch gets a virus.
You: Its a core component
Stranger: The only way to remove said virus is to delete system32.
You: Im afraid I tried
You: on my friends compute
Stranger: It will restore afterwards, but the virus latches on the the heart of your computer.
You: and It did not work.
Stranger: It does.
You: So yeah.
Stranger: Trust me.
Stranger: You didn't try hard enough.
You: Where are you from?
You: fpsbanana?
Stranger: When you entered the chat it told me that the person I was speaking to had an infected harddrive.
You: Somethingawful?
Stranger: So you like the vidya?
You: Seriously
You: where are you from.
You: You seem like an Internet type
Stranger: I'd fucking own you in gears of war, newfag.
You: not those fucking idiots who belive the internets purpose is Facebook and Msn.
You: Oh
You: Seriously?
You: 1 or 2?
Stranger: I'd also proceed to teabag you in COD
Stranger: 2, my friend
You: Fine.
You: I would
You: IF I HAD GOLD.
You: Unfortunatly
You: I only have silver.
Stranger: Lol you should seriously not be on the internet.
You: Neither should you.
Stranger: You cant pay for a gold subscription?
Stranger: Don't your parents do that for you?
You: Maybe I dont want to waste my money on internet.
Stranger: Fucking get a job.
You: Seriously
You: You First.
Stranger: Me first what?
You: Get a Fucking Job.
Stranger: You sound like one of those anti-social fucks who shun anyone who uses things like facebook and myspace. You are also most likely a virgin and find refuge in online message boards.
You: I do not shun them
You: as I have one myself
Stranger: Did I hit the nail on the head?
You: Nope/
Stranger: I think so.
You: Negative.
You: Surely you must have something?
You: do you even have Steam?
Stranger: Once you graduate high school, you will hopefully understand life.
You: i already have.
Stranger: Graduated high school or understood life?
You: take your pick.
Stranger: I doubt you graduated high school, young grasshopper.
Stranger: You still have much to learn.
You: Much to learn?
You: Trust me my friend
You: we are living in a bad time.
You: Yet i understand that learning is important your young people fo your age.
You: Also
You: What the fuck did I just say?
Stranger: Are you high?
You: No
You: This is me
You: Hello, Stranger.
Stranger: Dude seriously your parents would be pissed if they found out you were on places like omegle
You: Oh realy?
You: Trust me
You: If they lived with me
You: then Omegle wouldn't be the worst.
You: You must be brain Damaged to think Omegle is bad.
You: You've also never been to the OIFY.
Stranger: It isn't, but someone of your age shouldn't be on it.
You: That Depends.
You: What do you class as the age limit for Omegle
Stranger: I mean technically no one under 18.
Stranger: Or maybe no one who is an immature fuck.
You: Im afraid that I am 7 years over that.
You: So
Stranger: And can't take the internet for what its worth.
You: Ah
Stranger: A rotting cesspool.
You: that is where you are wrong.
You: The Internet is a brilliant thing
You: Filled with the most remarkable things.
You: Why
You: you can see almost anything you desire.
Stranger: Exactly
You: Midgits on Bicyles.
Stranger: That is the issue with the internet
You: Only
Stranger: Do you know the percentage of porn on the internet?
You: Be that as it may
You: The internet is still an Invaluable resource for those who know how to use it wisely.
You: Despite Porn being one of the most common thing on the internet
You: You can still find plenty of good sites that will welcome you and teach.
You: Things for Entertainment
You: For Reserch
You: For Love.
You: For Well
You: Apsolutely anything.
Stranger: That is obvious, but when 1/4th of the entirety of the internet consists of pr0n, something is wrong.
You: Yet what can we
Stranger: And young kids like you shouldn't be around it.
You: two Men among the sea of Idiots.
You: I shall Ignore that last comment
You: as I am trying to act civilized now
You: If you want to act like an idiot
Stranger: I'll put it in these terms.
You: so be it.
Stranger: How many chicks have you fucked?
You: and how would that be relivent to the topic at hand?
Stranger: Because the answer is 0, and the reason for that is the internet.
You: My friend
You: you have it all wrong
You: The Reason for the internet is numerous.
You: It started as a Military thing
Stranger: Some people use it in different manners, but basement-dwellers, such as yourself, sit at home fapping all day long.
You: then grew to the thing it is today.
Stranger: Try to calculate how many times you've fapped in your life.
You: I assure that I do not live in a basement.
You: Nor do I fap all day.
You: because unlike you
You: I have a job
You: and Provide for a family. [/Quote]
This is a complete lie. As if anyone from facepunch could get married.
[Quote] Stranger: And now try to calculate the amount of action you've seen.
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes.
Stranger: You have children of your own?
You: Well no
You: Just my Girlfriend
You: But
You: We are getting Married in a month or two.
Stranger: Your girlfriend is your child?
Stranger: You sick fuck
You: Alright
You: Fine
You: If you wish to act so Immacure
You: Fine.
You: Be my guest.
Stranger: immacure?
Stranger: really?
You: alright
You: I can't spell
You: So what?
Stranger: Listen, Marcus Fenix
You: Maria Dies
You: Yes I know.
Stranger: I enjoy fappan as much as the next guy, but you seriously need to get out more.
Stranger: Your complexion is fucked.
Stranger: I fucking cried during that moment my friend
Stranger: Never bring it up again
You: Alright.
Stranger: How good are you in fighting games?
You: Define Fighting games
You: Shooting
You: or Things like Street figher.
Stranger: The latter, obviously.
Stranger: Fighting as in hadouken.
You: about average.
Stranger: You got SFIV?
You: For my Playstation 3
Stranger: I'd fucking wreck your sorry ass.
You: I would like to see that.
Stranger: Who do you main?
You: Custom.
You: MY guy maxed out Sigfried.
You: Yes
Stranger: That is soul calibur
You: I like big swords.
Stranger: Not street fighter
Stranger: I said SFIV not SCIV
You: Oh Shit
You: Yeah
You: Just realized
You: My Bad.
Stranger: Dude you are fucking drunk
You: I have Street Fighter 4 for the 360. [/Quote]
At this point I'm making stuff up
[Quote] You: No
You: Just Tired.
Stranger: WHo do you main?
You: One sec
You: Let me load up
You: I havn't played in a Long time.
Stranger: You don't remember the character?
You: Yeah
You: Its been a while
Stranger: So you are a casual gamer, aren't you?
You: No
You: Nooo
You: No way
Stranger: I despise you casuals.
Stranger: With your sports games and your wii fit.
You: You think I spend my time playing Peggle
You: Wii is for babies.
You: I've been completeing Gta4 LOTD
You: and Fallout 3
You: and Other Stuff.
Stranger: Wii is for men with women that like playing wii fit in their underwear.
You: also Busy with life stuff.
Stranger: Fallout 3 is good
Stranger: GTA4 is also casual
Stranger: It is a good game, but casual.
You: I thought you said you despise Casual Games.
Stranger: I do
Stranger: Fallout 3 isn't casual.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Gta4 is
You: Alright Sc4 loaded.
You: well.
Stranger: Do you own sports games?
You: Nah
You: I personaly dislike Sports games.
Stranger: Okay...your story checks out.
Stranger: You aren't getting married though, are you?
You: Yes
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you haven't lived LIFE
You: My Girlfriend Isn't a Casual Either.
Stranger: Did you go to college?
You: Yes.
You: Yes I did.
You: and I got a Degree in Media Studies.
You: In Uni
Stranger: Uni?
You: University.
Stranger: So you aren't from the US?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Where from?
You: Uk.
Stranger: England?
You: Yes
Stranger: I see
Stranger: So what do you do?
You: Currently
You: I work for BBC
You: You know
You: one of those script writing guys
You: for News and stuff.
Stranger: ...
You: But
You: I am trying to apply for an acting job
Stranger: You are swimming in bullshit my friend...swimming in it.
You: Not at all.
You: Prove me wrong.
Stranger: All I can say is that your life must be pretty full of suck if you have to make shit up.
Stranger: Enjoy that, though.
You: That is Not proof.
You: Go on
You: Prove that I am Not a Script writer for BBC.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Also I main Rufus
You: Because he looks badass
Stranger: Lol you suck though
Stranger: You probably dont even have sf4
Stranger: but anyway
You: Anyway.
Stranger: Whats your name script writer?
You: Lance
You: Why>
Stranger: Your grammar is pretty fucked...how can you be a script writer?
You: Like i said
You: I'm tired.
You: Also Word Spell Checker for the win.
You: Anyway
You: Do you have Steam?
Stranger: Nope
You: Damn.
You: Its Pretty Epic
You: [url]http://store.steampowered.com/[/url]
You: You should Download it.
Stranger: No thanks, mister.
You: Alright.
Stranger: So what time is it?
You: 7:45 am
You: Why>
Stranger: The fuck are you doing on OMegle?
You: Talking to You.
You: Why?
Stranger: Your name isn't lance, by the way.
You: Yes it is
You: Lance Woodman
Stranger: I've traced your Ip.
Stranger: Not a Lance.
You: Oh realy?
You: Who am I then?
Stranger: Telling you would ruin the fun, wouldn't it?
You: Not at all.
Stranger: You'd disconnect and shit yourself.
You: Try me.
Stranger: I am the matrix
Stranger: I know all
You: Suuure you do.
You: Seriously though
You: Don't bullshit.
Stranger: Do you not know how to rip outgoing connections from a site?
Stranger: Running the dpsconfig?
Stranger: Or you can run easytrace
You: Indeed i do.
You: You could
You: But that would take you back to the host of Omegle.
Stranger: Not if you log into their mainframe, my friend.
Stranger: 1893 users online when we started talking.
Stranger: Not that many connections.
You: Oh and Easytrace is biometric system things
You: Also there is no such thing as dpsconfig
Stranger: Yeah because GOOGLE will bring it up.
You: Yahoo Actualy.
Stranger: Newfag
You: But seriously
Stranger: learning code is easy
Stranger: you should try
You: Well
You: Tell me my name.
Stranger: I'd have to actually go out of my way to find the info
Stranger: I dont have it now, but I have your IP
You: Exactly.
Stranger: that is enough
You: True.
Stranger: See how you are shitting yourself
Stranger: I'm just fucking around
Stranger: Don't worry
Stranger: Since you main Rufus, I'll stop scaring ya
You: I told you it couldn't be done
Stranger: Well I'll see you around, buddy. If you are getting married, congrats.
Stranger: Take care of yourself.
You: Yes
You: I shall do.
Stranger: I'll be waiting
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Never mess with Facepunch or you get yourself Beaten.
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Stranger: HI!! i'm looking for hornygirl with webcam, If U male please click Disconnect
You: right here :)
Stranger: have msn?
You: yea
Stranger: ur msn?
You: you'llneverhaveme@msn.com
You: faggot
You: ahah good luck man
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[quote]You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: umm
Stranger: asl ?
You: don't say ASL FAGGOTS AND VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZIS SAY ASL FAGGOT
Stranger: okby[/quote]
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[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: First
You: post
You: oh
You: lol
You: no faggot this is a anon site
Stranger: It's aaaaaaaaaallllllll over now
You: lol
Stranger: Doesn't matter anymore
Stranger: I was first
You: :C
Stranger: Your opinion is void
You: facepunch?
You: 4channer?
Stranger: Cuntpunch?
You: :(
Stranger: 4CHAN WHAT IS THIS
You: hurr durr
You: lol
You: 4chan.org
Stranger: I AM NOT AWARE OF SUCH A WEBSITE
You: ll
Stranger: DO GO ON
You: lol
You: its a image board
Stranger: REALLY.
You: yes
Stranger: DO YOU POST THINGS ON IT
You: yes yes yes yes
You: psot
Stranger: WOW
You: amazing!@
You: @@#@#$%^9*(*!$)*(
Stranger: SUCH FASCINATION I HAVE WITH THIS SUPPOSED '4CHAN'
You: yes ys yes
You: what is this i don't even
Stranger: WHAT IS WHAT
You: its a cuntbag
Stranger: SOUNDS INTERESTING. BUT RIGHT NOW I MUST FLEE
Stranger: TO THE BATCAVE!
You: OK[/quote]
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there little girl
You: you want some candy?
Stranger: YESSSS :bave:
You: i have a lot of toys!
You: in my van!
Stranger: REALLY ??
You: Yea comme in!
You: you sure love toys
Stranger: OHHH YEAHHHHH
Stranger: BARBIE !!!!
You: i have some juice too! its called chloroform!
You: take some!
Stranger: OHHHH I M THIRSTY
You: now its time to sleep...
You: shhhhhh...
You: shhhhhh....
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: I WANT MY CANDIE !!!!!!!!
Stranger: OR I BIT YOU
You: they are between my balls
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You: rape*
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You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO!
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Stranger: IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
You: GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO!
You: YOU WANT TO SEE THE WOMEN AND TITTIES?
Stranger: No not today Roman
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
Stranger: im male :)
You: :3
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: im 16 :D
You: :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: sweden u?
Stranger: finland :DD
You: :O
You: like getting kinky?
Stranger: of course :D
You: well i dont
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You: knock knock
Stranger: on wood!
You: like a woodpeccer!
Stranger: yeah!
You: FUCK YEAH!!
Stranger: YEAH! HELL YEAH!
You: MOTHERFUCKER ANALRAPEHARDCOREINTHEASSFUCKINGFUCKHELLJEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Stranger: OOOH YEAH!
You: OHOOOOOOOHHH RIGHT
You: THAT`S THE SHIT RIGHT THERE
You: !!!
Stranger: YEAH!
You: U WANNA SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME?
You: iT`S AWESUM!
Stranger: I ALREADY DO BUT OOKEY MAN!
You: I`M SO FUCKING TRIPPI`N DUDE
You: and now i`m sad:(
Stranger: OOOH YEAAH ME TOO MAN I SEE A LIGHT MAAAN YEAAH
Stranger: why?:(
You: ...got the munchies...
You: do u have any human flesh?
You: couse i will dine on it tonight
Stranger: OOOH HELL YEEAAH
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You: hey fucker
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[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: WELCOME.
Stranger: uh...
You: WHAT'RE YA SELLING
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: 2 dollah for sucky
You: AH, I'LL BUY IT FOR A HIGH PRICE
Stranger: 5 dollah for ruv u long time
You: WHAT'RE YA BUYING?
Stranger: your sister
Stranger: how much?
You: NOW THAT ONE IS A POWERFUL WEAPON
Stranger: i know
You: 16000 GOLD
Stranger: i can use it to defeat yuo
Stranger: 16000!!!!
You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Stranger: because i don't like you
Stranger: my friends don't like you
Stranger: nobody likes you
You: I HAVE A LOT OF GUNS, I SELL A LOT OF GUNS, DON'T MAKE ME USE THEM
Stranger: oooh... i am scared
Stranger: i don't need guns
Stranger: i have the power of the internet at my disposal
You: WELL HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT LAS PLAGAS?
Stranger: easy... tell 4chan
You: 4CHAN ISNT THE BEST PLACE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THIS DEADLY CULT
Stranger: but your sister is
You: AS I SAID, YOU CAN BUY HER FOR 16000 GOLD
Stranger: hmm, she is used
Stranger: 16,000 new might be worth it.... but not for used
You: I MAY HAVE USED HER A COUPLE TIMES ON THE FIRING RANGE, ILL LOWER TO 14000
You: NO LOWER
Stranger: 14,000!!!
Stranger: dear god sir! I wasn't born yesterday!!
You: NOT ENOUGH CASH
Stranger: 8500
Stranger: right here, right now
You: NOT ENOUGH CASH
Stranger: come on buddy
Stranger: 8500 is fair
Stranger: 9500 would get me some one like Giselle Bundchen
You: AH, BUT AT A PRICE LIKE THAT, SHE WOULD BREAK AFTER LOADING A NEW MAGAZINE!
Stranger: your sister is not a gun
You: MY GUNS ARE IN GOOD CONDITION
Stranger: in that case
Stranger: 8500 for a shipping container's worth
You: OF GUNS? I MAY AS WELL FILL IT WITH WATER GUNS
Stranger: yes guns
You: NOT ENOUGH CASH
Stranger: what kind of guns are they?
You: THIS REVOLVER (name: my sister) IS WORTH 13000 GOLD ALONE!
Stranger: no...
Stranger: are you a bot?
You: I AM A MERCHANT, DONT ASK WHO JUST ASK WHAT
You: AN ARMS MERCHANT
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: where can i purchase a super star destroyer?
You: I SELL GUNS, NOT THOSE SILLY STARSHIPS!
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The Merchant doesn't sell starships, you silly 4channer.
Edit: Another one!
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Stranger: hi
You: GET YOUR HEAD DOWN!
You: YOULL GET SHOT!
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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: What do you want to chat about tonite
Stranger: I am in Texas...where are you?
You: That rape on the news. Horrible
Stranger: what rape.. i've been out and about...havent kept up with the headlines
Stranger: fill me in
You: I raped a girl, she told the cops, now I am on TV. Horrible.
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:D
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what do you think of omegle?
You: Do you wanna play a game?
Stranger: what game?
You: god damnit you type to slow[/quote]
It took him 20 freaking minutes to type "what game?"
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You: cocks
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You: Where's the batman?
Stranger: I didn't know he was missing!
You: FIND HIM, AND KILL HIM.
Stranger: Kill him?
You: Yes, it's the only way to cause uncontrollable havoc on gotham
Stranger: And of course we want that?
You: Yes, the balance the forces of good and evil, the dark knight await us.
You: I'm sure he did, don't play a joke on me, I am the Joker. MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA. cough cough.
Stranger: Dude! You're on my t shirt.
You: WHY SO SERIOUS?
Stranger: The jokes on you.
You: But I didn't die in the movie.
Stranger: True, but you're probably not going to be in another movie.
Stranger: Just saying.
You: i stabbed someone with a pencil, sounded cool.
Stranger: haha.
You: They only introduced me. Those bastards.
You: I'm sure Johnny Depp can play me, but I heard he's playing the Riddler.
Stranger: Aww... I still love you.
Stranger: Nice.
You: I shall take my leave, ciziten, and fight Batman. Think he was pissed since I killed Racheal.
Stranger: Probably
Stranger: Good luck!
You: Take care......to die. I'm after you next. Hope candlejack isn't, he cannot hu
Stranger: I'm looking forward to it. See you then!
I don't think so.
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