[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;15974027]Holy shit this was fucking epic.
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey cutipi wnt 2 fuk
Stranger: yesss please
You: so wutz ur name ;)
Stranger: christina
You: you les?
Stranger: bi
You: sweet
You: my name is kristen lol
Stranger: haha no way
You: yeah, isn't that funny?
Stranger: what are you up for?
You: huh??
Stranger: you asked me if i wanted to fuk
You: oh
You: anything bby
You: i can do anything you want
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: touching your self?
You: yah a little ;)
You: i'm getting excited
Stranger: me too baby
You: mmm
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: i'm kinda short, but i'm pretty thin and i got long light red hair
You: you?
Stranger: redhead? oh fuck i love redheads
Stranger: you have no idea
You: rly?
Stranger: absolutely
You: awesome, cuz i'm gonna rock your world ;)
Stranger: mmm im ready for you
Stranger: im average height. 5'6 and a half
Stranger: latina
You: mmm i like em' latina ;D
Stranger: its all about the curves baby
Stranger: in all the right places
You: mmm i like em best like that
You: i want my face between your legs now
Stranger: oh god my juices are waiting for you to lick up baby
You: let me just put on my wizard robe and hat
You: let me get my level 4+ staff of seduction
You: now i'm ready ;)
Stranger: role play
Stranger: i loove it
You: me too ;d
Stranger: what are you planning on doing with that staff?
You: mm i just want to put it in you
You: no protection ;)
You: lowers the staff to your cunt and starts rubbing ur lips with the knob
Stranger: ahh so good
Stranger: teasing me
You: i plunge the staff deep into your cunt
You: critical hit! christina is majorly damaged
You: christina is bleeding
You: christina is dead
You: 50+ xp
You: lvl up
Stranger: ohhhhhh
You: ZOMBIE
You: /curbstomps your fucking face in
You: CALL THE GUARDS
You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code][/QUOTE]
Fucking awesome read. End was epic.
[quote]You: hi
You: I'm captian basch fon ronsenberg of dalmasca
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sure you are
You: I'm captian basch
Stranger: i never said you weren't
You: *notoriety 55%*
You: don't listen to ondores lies
Stranger: who is ondores
You: don't listen to his lies
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: i've never met him
You: i'm captian basch
Stranger: i knoe
Stranger: know*
You: i'm from dalmasca
Stranger: so i've heard
You: ok[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: poop sammich[
You: hi
You: I'm captian basch fon ronsenberg of dalmasca
Stranger: im count monster-rod
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: don't listen to ondore's lies
Stranger: i wont. she is a cunt
You: *notoriety 66%*
Stranger: im gonna kick her in her butthole
You: i'm captian basch
Stranger: you swab the poopdeck with your first mate?
Stranger: you scalliwag
You: i'm from dalmasca
Stranger: you let him gobble down your hardtack
Stranger: fill him with your scurvy?
You: stranger... i am dissapoint
Stranger: you? how do you think i feel
Stranger: you cant even fucking speak english
Stranger: i hope your ship hits an iceberg and capsizes
Stranger: on your face
You: *notoriety 56%*
Stranger: fuck your noteriety
You: i'm captian basch
Stranger: yes, i got that
Stranger: faggot
You: don't listen to ondore's lies[/quote]
here, that's all for tonight. Those were the only two of out like 50 worth saving.
Here's what I'm talking about if anyone is confused.
[meida]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs[/media]
[quote]You: Girl or boy
Stranger: are you dustin from florida?
You: YES
You: HIYA MAN
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what?
You: Girl or boy
Stranger: ....
You: Gay or straight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lolol
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: sup pussy ass bitch
You: i'm captian basch von ronsenburg from dalmasca
You: maybe you've heard of me?
Stranger: ZOMG
Stranger: hello stranger
Stranger: wat r ya buying?
You: whaca sellin?
Stranger: ZOMG >.<
You: ahaha i'll buy that at a high price
Stranger: LOL so true
Stranger: mega 64
You: yeeeah
Stranger: awesome
You: You're the first out of like 50 people to finally get it
Stranger: rly
You: yeah
Stranger: im jus trollin
Stranger: sry bout first comment
You: kewl, I saw this link on facepunch and I thought I'd get some notoriety
Stranger: i googled
You: don't listen to ondore's lies.
You: :)
Stranger: ya[/quote]
YEESSSS, I finally found someone.
[quote]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: just found out my girl is pregnant
You: cool story bro
Stranger: its not a story
Stranger: its more like a fact
You: [b]cool story bro[/b]
Stranger: your gay
You: o rly
Stranger: and so is your fail thread answers
You: ?
You: thread?
Stranger: get a life
Stranger: cool story bro?
Stranger: o rly
You: lol atleast i didn't get my own daughter pregnent
Stranger: ?
Stranger: fag
Stranger: pregnent
Stranger: ?
Stranger: atleast i can spell you illiterate fuck
You: lol don't change the subject
You: so tell me
You: how does it feel to make your own daughter pregnant
Stranger: tell you?
Stranger: why must you be gay
Stranger: id fuck your daughter if you have one
Stranger: is she 18
You: wtf my daughter is 5!
Stranger: godam u old motherfucker
Stranger: u need to get off the computer before your fingers fall off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
I win
I hate Omegle, it's full of /b/tards who ask you if you're a girl, then if you arnt; they'd leave. If you say you are, they'd ask for tits.
Or they might try to troll you, saying HEAPS of memes, thinking they're successful, when you are just laughing at them.
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Ever eat bananas
You: With syrup
Stranger: m or f?
You: The banan was male I think
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Heres a short one !
[quote]You: Hi there little girl!
Stranger: creepy...
You: want some lollipops?
Stranger: what flavor?
You: chocolate
You: orange
You: rosemerry
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: Come in my van and i have more candy!
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: sounds like a good deal
You: look here's a doggy
Stranger: oou
You: *injects with serum*
You: *rapes*
Stranger: HEY.
You: Oshi-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
No they no like serum.
I kept getting some asshole who wouldn't play along.
[quote]
Stranger: hey.
You: Are you coloured?
Stranger: i'm half spanish
You: HOLY SHIT DICKS
You: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY SPANARD
Stranger: is there a problem
Stranger: aww
Stranger: that's mean
You: No I am kidding I love you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bipolar much??
You: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so what was that all about??
You: what?
You: Oh I am just a raging racist.
Stranger: the colored thing
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so i'm guessing ur a white person
You: No I am actually African American.
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: so ur racist against colored people??
You: See if you said you were black I would have been cool with you.
You: if not then I would have had to of lynched you man
Stranger: oh
You: got any pills?
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: i have asprin
You: I didn't ask you if you were a girl
You: are you coming on to me?
Stranger: well you said man
You: JESUS CHRIST
You: CALM DOWN
Stranger: im chill as a cucumber
Stranger: idk what ur problem is
You: that analegy was quite gay
Stranger: well thanks i guess
You: I am pretty sure you're a sweaty old man
Stranger: no i'm not
You: u r hot i bet
Stranger: i'm a young girl
Stranger: im ok
You: PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TEEEEEEEEEEE
You: yeah right
You: SURE
Stranger: ok whatever
Stranger: asshole
[/quote]
I imagine this really old fat hispanic man typing that.
[quote]Stranger: 17 m
You: 80 female
You: scandinavia
You: where you live sonny?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u hot?
You: : )
You: yes i actually have a fever
You: i think i might have the flu
[/quote]
Fucking finally.
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hello, fine sir.
You: And/or madam.
You: Would you mind viewing my amazing wares?
Stranger: lol madam
You: They are of the finest quality, and come from some European shithole where we, from the great US of A, lend a helping hand.
Stranger: uhh what
You: We can free those damn commies, only if you pay us up the ass.
Stranger: no thanks
You: Well fuuuck you.
[/quote]
[quote]You: God, I hope you're not a fucking rapist.
Stranger: Lol how's that?
You: Jesus, you are.
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Who told you?!
You: PLEASE MR. RAPER MAN DON'T RAPE ME!
You: OH NO!
You: PLEASE NO!
You: I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE!
[/quote]
And then he just left me with the baby.
[Quote]You: Greetings.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Dick.
[Quote]Stranger: hello
You: Greetings.
You: May I interest you in my wares?
Stranger: sure
You: I guarantee they will both delight and amaze.
Stranger: mmk
You: Okay.
You: How does a few black market nuclear warheads sound to you?
You: From Bulgaria and the like, I can ship them.
You: Even if they don't work
Stranger: got any porn?
You: you can get the nuclear material out of them
You: I have porn
You: would you like a website?
Stranger: yessir
You: Okay.
You: I will ask my partner for one.
Stranger: k
You: [url]www.hotbabesunited.on.nimp.org[/url]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Should I post the whole thing?
[quote]Stranger: suck your ear,and your bra
Stranger: and make your bra as hard as it cxan
Stranger: and suck everywhre of you[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: <----dude
You: YOU DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I guess not.
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Stranger: Intresting.
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:V:
[quote]Stranger: I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU WHEN YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHT
Stranger: i wish
You: Me too, baby.
Stranger: that song were more hardcore
Stranger: than it really is
You: What song?
Stranger: paper tiger
You: Fuck, I thought it was Every Breath You Take
Stranger: no
Stranger: sting is already hardcore
You: Sting is a god.
Stranger: he's pretty awesome
You: Indeed.
You: Not as hardcore as Wham.
You: Hell, they are so hardcore, that cellphone companies for old people uses their songs.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: old people rule
You: Yeah, with their short life expectancy.
You: And their constant yelling of "Get off my grandaughter!"
Stranger: hey
Stranger: they're just jealous they can't get a hot piece of her
You: Yeah, fucking pedophiles.
You: That's my sixtoed baby, gramps.
You: I mean, what?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: aughhhhh
Stranger: i wanna watch porn so bad
You: Me too, there's this new one called Hard Rods Hard Bods.
You: You should check in to it.
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no?
You: Big Tools?
Stranger: i'd prefer footage of a woman getting fucked
You: What are you, gay?
Stranger: how does that make me gay
You: Back in the closet, you homo.
You: Back, I say!
Stranger: shut up before i jizz on you
You: Did you grab my ass?
Stranger: yes
You: Good, let's get to it, then.
Stranger: no thank you
You: I'm gonna swallow your gravy all night long, baby.
You: Then I'm gonna fucking wreck your asshole.[/quote]
He broke my fucking heart.
[quote]Stranger: im tom 21 canada seekign for horny girl to webcam
You: HELLO I AM REPRESENTETIVE PRESIDENT NIGERIAN SPACE PROGRAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
He missed out on a great offer.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ?
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: i am scratch your bra[/quote]
Shit got better.
[editline]04:20AM[/editline]
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: h
You: i
Stranger: h
Stranger: e
Stranger: l
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
You: h
You: o
You: w
You: a
Stranger: haha
You: r
You: e
You: y
You: o
You: u
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: h
Stranger: e
Stranger: y
You: east dakota.
Stranger: that's in usa?
You: yeah
Stranger: see,are you boy or girl?
You: girl :3
Stranger: see.....
Stranger: are you on holiday too?
You: Holiday for what?
Stranger: summer holiday
You: oh
You: well, duh.
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: what's you look like?
You: blonde hair
You: green eyes
Stranger: green eyes,that must be after you make up
Stranger: hah
You: wat?
Stranger: green eyes?
You: yeah.
Stranger: i heard brown eyes,blue eyes,black eyes,bue never green eyes
Stranger: do you have pic?
Stranger: i ;d like to see
You: Green eyes are common
You: http://images.google.com/images?q=green%20eyes&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Stranger: see
Stranger: are you beautiful?
You: I don't want to seem conceited
Stranger: heha,so what' that mean?
You: I don't want to seem self-centered, narcisistic.
Stranger: heh ,yes,thats good
Stranger: are you in university?
Stranger: or high school?
You: university
Stranger: i am now in the third yEAR
Stranger: how you spend your summer holiday
Stranger: ?
You: Staying in an appartment.
You: All lonely.
Stranger: aha?not with your parents or anyone?
Stranger: staying alone is boring
You: Yeah. I try to have a boy over every once in a while.
Stranger: en,that's perfect good
Stranger: you had sex with them also?
You: uh... maybe a fewwww...
Stranger: .....
You: What's wrong, sweetie?
Stranger: hah
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: why you are not with your parents?
You: So I can have guys come over. If you know what I mean... :3
Stranger: aha,that's the reason?
You: yeah..........
Stranger: do you often have orgasm,aha?
Stranger: hey,i forget to ask you how old you are
You: Oh yeah! Usually cybering with people if I can't find someone to come over.
You: 19.
Stranger: can talk make you reach your orgasm?
You: ...
You: yeah...
Stranger: uh,orgasm is wonderful but it is hard to get
You: I haven't heard much about you?
Stranger: uh?
Stranger: i had never had a sex experience
You: why not?
Stranger: i am still in school
Stranger: and it seems not ver;y good
Stranger: to do that
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: older than you
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: what do you learn in university
Stranger: certainly i am not guy
Stranger: i amn boy
Stranger: i learn biology
You: I'm going to be a nurse
You: So...
Stranger: en,that's fine
You: you wanna cyber?
Stranger: i do not get a cam
Stranger: do you have pic?
You: we could do text.
You: No. :(
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :)
You: so what do you wanna do?
Stranger: how to say
Stranger: talk about sex?
You: that would be amazing
Stranger: do you do that only by yourself?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: something like masturbation
Stranger: boys do that
You: tell me what you would do to me
Stranger: suck your pussy
Stranger: :)
Stranger: but it can only be imagined
Stranger: :(
You: details
You: I want details
You: Make me horny
Stranger: suck your ear,and your bra
Stranger: and make your bra as hard as it cxan
Stranger: and suck everywhre of you
Stranger: and the last your pussy
Stranger: rub your private
You: would you put it in me?
Stranger: rub,rub,rub
Stranger: later i will
Stranger: are you wet?
Stranger: first put bananas in
You: bananas?
Stranger: people say that
You: yeah I'm wet
You: Could you put it in my ass?
Stranger: but it will be too small
You: it stretches
Stranger: is your priavate tight?
You: Finger my ass and then put it in my
You: yeah. it's tight.
Stranger: ok
You: Force it in me
Stranger: it would be fine
You: Do me so hard I cry
Stranger: but you will get more pleasure through vagina
Stranger: how you cry out?
You: do both
You: do my vagina and then my ass
Stranger: i can put in my dick as well AS my finger in the same time
Stranger: ok
You: PLEASE
Stranger: is your vagina tight?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah it is
You: it's so tight
Stranger: i am ready to put my fingers in
You: ooohhh
You: feels good
Stranger: cry out
Stranger: my hand rub your pussy gently
Stranger: gently
You: ohhh
Stranger: my fingers in and out in your ass
Stranger: another hand in your vagina
Stranger: in and out,in and out...
Stranger: use your own hand also plz
You: k
Stranger: more fingers in
Stranger: is your vagina wet enough
You: yeah
Stranger: rub your breast
You: skeet in my eyes please
You: let me...
You: sap you
Stranger: yes,try
You: I'm gonna sap that sentry hard.
Stranger: ok
You: oh yes
Stranger: i want to get in
You: It's so hard in my mouth
Stranger: i am wet too
You: I love just lolling my tounge around it.
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: in out in out in out
You: now make me bleed
Stranger: quicker
You: scratch me
You: k
Stranger: i am....
Stranger: i am scratch your bra
Stranger: your pussy
Stranger: it's sooo wet
Stranger: flowing out....
Stranger: your ass is also so tight
You: drink it
Stranger: only a fingr can get i
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it's wonderful
You: now I'm gonna chain you to the bed.
Stranger: it's really wonderful
You: *chains*
You: You like being stuck?
Stranger: i like in the under
You: now that you can't move...
You: flicks off lights.
Stranger: i am waiting
Stranger: waiting your tight hole in
You: fyi i am a spy
You: I sap ur sentry
You: opens door and runs away quickly
You have disconnected.[/code]
I'm proud of my work.
I though east dakota would be a fucking givaway.
Thank god for foreigners not knowing US states.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 你好
You: HELLO I AM SON OF NIGERIAN BILLONAIR
You: AND I NEED SOMEON TO WIRE MONEY TO
You: IN THE UNITD STATES
You: YOU WILL RECIEVE 500000 USD COMPENSATION
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTe]
Stole an idea.
[quote]
Stranger: hej
You: hola coma esta
Stranger: bien
Stranger: chico o chica?
You: chico
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Punta!
[quote]You: why hello there
Stranger: hi I am prince charming
You: oh
You: screw you then[/quote]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[quote]
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are youß
You: Good, thanks for asking.
You: You're not trying to get in my pants, are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Hmm...
I just talked to some pedophile in China. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
I just got done talking to a Twilight fan, she actually wasn't that crazy.
I met a hot asian girl online, she gave me her msn and I blocked her as soon as she mention Twilight. :psypop:
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi darling
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: both
Stranger: no really
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: 9/f/africa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lol
[quote]Stranger: Hello?
You: Are you there?
Stranger: hu?
You: Is there anybody out there?
Stranger: where?
You: HEY YOU! OUT THERE IN THE COLD SITTING NAKED BY THE PHONE CAN YOU FEEL ME?[/quote]
Oh... cmon now.
[CODE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: helo
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm quite horny, friend :-)
Stranger: okay
You: Isn't this lovely?
Stranger: yes
You: Friend :-)
Stranger: alright
You: DICKS
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/CODE]
[lua]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hy
Stranger: male or female?
You: i penis pumped my tounge and it is all swollen
Stranger: you're a male?
Stranger: hoi
You: it was my dads
You: It was before he raped me
You: and made me pregnant
You: He sucked my penis
Stranger: he sucked YOUR penis???
Stranger: what the f*ck
You: I was told every girl had a penis?
You: Do you?
Stranger: that's not a penis
Stranger: that's vagina
You: Yes
You: I have that aswell
You: But i have a penis
Stranger: huh???
You: Sometimes i put the penis into the vagina to hid it
Stranger: the long one?
Stranger: Holy shit...
You: I dunno
You: 4 inches?
Stranger: tell me the truth, you're a male or female?
You: Female.
Stranger: you have a boobs?
You: Yes
Stranger: you like to play it?
Stranger: hoi
You: Yes
Stranger: where do you come from?
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: NY
You: City
Stranger: but you have a penis??? that's very ridiculuous
You: No it isn't
You: Every girl has one
Stranger: can you describe me the "penis" you have?
You: Umm
You: Long
You: 2 Small sacks at the bottom
You: A type off Knob at the end
Stranger: how do you pee?
You: Out off it
Stranger: from the penis or vagina?
You: Penis
Stranger: you're a crazy people
You: No im not
Stranger: that's imposible if female has penis
Stranger: penis is male
You: Want a picture?
You: Gimme a sec
Stranger: yup
You: o.k
You: took
You: just connecting 2 pc
You: o.k
You: uploading now
You: [url]http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq[/url]
You: Belive me now?[/lua]
Don't click the link, It's rick roll.
[quote]
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do you bangbros?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Okay...
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