• Omegle V2
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[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;15974027]Holy shit this was fucking epic. [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey cutipi wnt 2 fuk Stranger: yesss please You: so wutz ur name ;) Stranger: christina You: you les? Stranger: bi You: sweet You: my name is kristen lol Stranger: haha no way You: yeah, isn't that funny? Stranger: what are you up for? You: huh?? Stranger: you asked me if i wanted to fuk You: oh You: anything bby You: i can do anything you want Stranger: i like that Stranger: touching your self? You: yah a little ;) You: i'm getting excited Stranger: me too baby You: mmm Stranger: what do you look like? You: i'm kinda short, but i'm pretty thin and i got long light red hair You: you? Stranger: redhead? oh fuck i love redheads Stranger: you have no idea You: rly? Stranger: absolutely You: awesome, cuz i'm gonna rock your world ;) Stranger: mmm im ready for you Stranger: im average height. 5'6 and a half Stranger: latina You: mmm i like em' latina ;D Stranger: its all about the curves baby Stranger: in all the right places You: mmm i like em best like that You: i want my face between your legs now Stranger: oh god my juices are waiting for you to lick up baby You: let me just put on my wizard robe and hat You: let me get my level 4+ staff of seduction You: now i'm ready ;) Stranger: role play Stranger: i loove it You: me too ;d Stranger: what are you planning on doing with that staff? You: mm i just want to put it in you You: no protection ;) You: lowers the staff to your cunt and starts rubbing ur lips with the knob Stranger: ahh so good Stranger: teasing me You: i plunge the staff deep into your cunt You: critical hit! christina is majorly damaged You: christina is bleeding You: christina is dead You: 50+ xp You: lvl up Stranger: ohhhhhh You: ZOMBIE You: /curbstomps your fucking face in You: CALL THE GUARDS You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code][/QUOTE] Fucking awesome read. End was epic.
[quote]You: hi You: I'm captian basch fon ronsenberg of dalmasca Stranger: hey Stranger: sure you are You: I'm captian basch Stranger: i never said you weren't You: *notoriety 55%* You: don't listen to ondores lies Stranger: who is ondores You: don't listen to his lies Stranger: i can't Stranger: i've never met him You: i'm captian basch Stranger: i knoe Stranger: know* You: i'm from dalmasca Stranger: so i've heard You: ok[/quote] [quote]Stranger: poop sammich[ You: hi You: I'm captian basch fon ronsenberg of dalmasca Stranger: im count monster-rod Stranger: nice to meet you You: don't listen to ondore's lies Stranger: i wont. she is a cunt You: *notoriety 66%* Stranger: im gonna kick her in her butthole You: i'm captian basch Stranger: you swab the poopdeck with your first mate? Stranger: you scalliwag You: i'm from dalmasca Stranger: you let him gobble down your hardtack Stranger: fill him with your scurvy? You: stranger... i am dissapoint Stranger: you? how do you think i feel Stranger: you cant even fucking speak english Stranger: i hope your ship hits an iceberg and capsizes Stranger: on your face You: *notoriety 56%* Stranger: fuck your noteriety You: i'm captian basch Stranger: yes, i got that Stranger: faggot You: don't listen to ondore's lies[/quote] here, that's all for tonight. Those were the only two of out like 50 worth saving. Here's what I'm talking about if anyone is confused. [meida]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs[/media]
[quote]You: Girl or boy Stranger: are you dustin from florida? You: YES You: HIYA MAN Stranger: what? Stranger: what? You: Girl or boy Stranger: .... You: Gay or straight? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lolol
[quote]You: hi Stranger: sup pussy ass bitch You: i'm captian basch von ronsenburg from dalmasca You: maybe you've heard of me? Stranger: ZOMG Stranger: hello stranger Stranger: wat r ya buying? You: whaca sellin? Stranger: ZOMG >.< You: ahaha i'll buy that at a high price Stranger: LOL so true Stranger: mega 64 You: yeeeah Stranger: awesome You: You're the first out of like 50 people to finally get it Stranger: rly You: yeah Stranger: im jus trollin Stranger: sry bout first comment You: kewl, I saw this link on facepunch and I thought I'd get some notoriety Stranger: i googled You: don't listen to ondore's lies. You: :) Stranger: ya[/quote] YEESSSS, I finally found someone.
[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: just found out my girl is pregnant You: cool story bro Stranger: its not a story Stranger: its more like a fact You: [b]cool story bro[/b] Stranger: your gay You: o rly Stranger: and so is your fail thread answers You: ? You: thread? Stranger: get a life Stranger: cool story bro? Stranger: o rly You: lol atleast i didn't get my own daughter pregnent Stranger: ? Stranger: fag Stranger: pregnent Stranger: ? Stranger: atleast i can spell you illiterate fuck You: lol don't change the subject You: so tell me You: how does it feel to make your own daughter pregnant Stranger: tell you? Stranger: why must you be gay Stranger: id fuck your daughter if you have one Stranger: is she 18 You: wtf my daughter is 5! Stranger: godam u old motherfucker Stranger: u need to get off the computer before your fingers fall off Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I win
I hate Omegle, it's full of /b/tards who ask you if you're a girl, then if you arnt; they'd leave. If you say you are, they'd ask for tits. Or they might try to troll you, saying HEAPS of memes, thinking they're successful, when you are just laughing at them.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: Ever eat bananas You: With syrup Stranger: m or f? You: The banan was male I think Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Heres a short one !
[quote]You: Hi there little girl! Stranger: creepy... You: want some lollipops? Stranger: what flavor? You: chocolate You: orange You: rosemerry Stranger: mmmmmm You: Come in my van and i have more candy! Stranger: okay.. Stranger: sounds like a good deal You: look here's a doggy Stranger: oou You: *injects with serum* You: *rapes* Stranger: HEY. You: Oshi- Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] No they no like serum.
I kept getting some asshole who wouldn't play along.
[quote] Stranger: hey. You: Are you coloured? Stranger: i'm half spanish You: HOLY SHIT DICKS You: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY SPANARD Stranger: is there a problem Stranger: aww Stranger: that's mean You: No I am kidding I love you Stranger: haha Stranger: ok Stranger: bipolar much?? You: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? Stranger: nothing Stranger: so what was that all about?? You: what? You: Oh I am just a raging racist. Stranger: the colored thing Stranger: oh ok Stranger: lol Stranger: so i'm guessing ur a white person You: No I am actually African American. Stranger: oh cool Stranger: so ur racist against colored people?? You: See if you said you were black I would have been cool with you. You: if not then I would have had to of lynched you man Stranger: oh You: got any pills? Stranger: i'm a girl Stranger: i have asprin You: I didn't ask you if you were a girl You: are you coming on to me? Stranger: well you said man You: JESUS CHRIST You: CALM DOWN Stranger: im chill as a cucumber Stranger: idk what ur problem is You: that analegy was quite gay Stranger: well thanks i guess You: I am pretty sure you're a sweaty old man Stranger: no i'm not You: u r hot i bet Stranger: i'm a young girl Stranger: im ok You: PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TEEEEEEEEEEE You: yeah right You: SURE Stranger: ok whatever Stranger: asshole [/quote] I imagine this really old fat hispanic man typing that. [quote]Stranger: 17 m You: 80 female You: scandinavia You: where you live sonny? Stranger: wow Stranger: u hot? You: : ) You: yes i actually have a fever You: i think i might have the flu [/quote]
Fucking finally. [quote]Stranger: hey You: Hello, fine sir. You: And/or madam. You: Would you mind viewing my amazing wares? Stranger: lol madam You: They are of the finest quality, and come from some European shithole where we, from the great US of A, lend a helping hand. Stranger: uhh what You: We can free those damn commies, only if you pay us up the ass. Stranger: no thanks You: Well fuuuck you. [/quote] [quote]You: God, I hope you're not a fucking rapist. Stranger: Lol how's that? You: Jesus, you are. Stranger: >.> Stranger: Who told you?! You: PLEASE MR. RAPER MAN DON'T RAPE ME! You: OH NO! You: PLEASE NO! You: I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE! [/quote] And then he just left me with the baby.
[Quote]You: Greetings. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Dick. [Quote]Stranger: hello You: Greetings. You: May I interest you in my wares? Stranger: sure You: I guarantee they will both delight and amaze. Stranger: mmk You: Okay. You: How does a few black market nuclear warheads sound to you? You: From Bulgaria and the like, I can ship them. You: Even if they don't work Stranger: got any porn? You: you can get the nuclear material out of them You: I have porn You: would you like a website? Stranger: yessir You: Okay. You: I will ask my partner for one. Stranger: k You: [url]www.hotbabesunited.on.nimp.org[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
Should I post the whole thing? [quote]Stranger: suck your ear,and your bra Stranger: and make your bra as hard as it cxan Stranger: and suck everywhre of you[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: <----dude You: YOU DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING Stranger: Nope. Stranger: I guess not. You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Stranger: Intresting. You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :V:
[quote]Stranger: I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU WHEN YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHT Stranger: i wish You: Me too, baby. Stranger: that song were more hardcore Stranger: than it really is You: What song? Stranger: paper tiger You: Fuck, I thought it was Every Breath You Take Stranger: no Stranger: sting is already hardcore You: Sting is a god. Stranger: he's pretty awesome You: Indeed. You: Not as hardcore as Wham. You: Hell, they are so hardcore, that cellphone companies for old people uses their songs. Stranger: yeah Stranger: old people rule You: Yeah, with their short life expectancy. You: And their constant yelling of "Get off my grandaughter!" Stranger: hey Stranger: they're just jealous they can't get a hot piece of her You: Yeah, fucking pedophiles. You: That's my sixtoed baby, gramps. You: I mean, what? Stranger: lmao Stranger: aughhhhh Stranger: i wanna watch porn so bad You: Me too, there's this new one called Hard Rods Hard Bods. You: You should check in to it. Stranger: umm Stranger: no? You: Big Tools? Stranger: i'd prefer footage of a woman getting fucked You: What are you, gay? Stranger: how does that make me gay You: Back in the closet, you homo. You: Back, I say! Stranger: shut up before i jizz on you You: Did you grab my ass? Stranger: yes You: Good, let's get to it, then. Stranger: no thank you You: I'm gonna swallow your gravy all night long, baby. You: Then I'm gonna fucking wreck your asshole.[/quote] He broke my fucking heart.
[quote]Stranger: im tom 21 canada seekign for horny girl to webcam You: HELLO I AM REPRESENTETIVE PRESIDENT NIGERIAN SPACE PROGRAM Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] He missed out on a great offer.
You: Hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f ? You: M Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: i am scratch your bra[/quote] Shit got better. [editline]04:20AM[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: h You: i Stranger: h Stranger: e Stranger: l Stranger: l Stranger: o You: h You: o You: w You: a Stranger: haha You: r You: e You: y You: o You: u Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: h Stranger: e Stranger: y You: east dakota. Stranger: that's in usa? You: yeah Stranger: see,are you boy or girl? You: girl :3 Stranger: see..... Stranger: are you on holiday too? You: Holiday for what? Stranger: summer holiday You: oh You: well, duh. Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: what's you look like? You: blonde hair You: green eyes Stranger: green eyes,that must be after you make up Stranger: hah You: wat? Stranger: green eyes? You: yeah. Stranger: i heard brown eyes,blue eyes,black eyes,bue never green eyes Stranger: do you have pic? Stranger: i ;d like to see You: Green eyes are common You: http://images.google.com/images?q=green%20eyes&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi Stranger: see Stranger: are you beautiful? You: I don't want to seem conceited Stranger: heha,so what' that mean? You: I don't want to seem self-centered, narcisistic. Stranger: heh ,yes,thats good Stranger: are you in university? Stranger: or high school? You: university Stranger: i am now in the third yEAR Stranger: how you spend your summer holiday Stranger: ? You: Staying in an appartment. You: All lonely. Stranger: aha?not with your parents or anyone? Stranger: staying alone is boring You: Yeah. I try to have a boy over every once in a while. Stranger: en,that's perfect good Stranger: you had sex with them also? You: uh... maybe a fewwww... Stranger: ..... You: What's wrong, sweetie? Stranger: hah Stranger: nothing Stranger: why you are not with your parents? You: So I can have guys come over. If you know what I mean... :3 Stranger: aha,that's the reason? You: yeah.......... Stranger: do you often have orgasm,aha? Stranger: hey,i forget to ask you how old you are You: Oh yeah! Usually cybering with people if I can't find someone to come over. You: 19. Stranger: can talk make you reach your orgasm? You: ... You: yeah... Stranger: uh,orgasm is wonderful but it is hard to get You: I haven't heard much about you? Stranger: uh? Stranger: i had never had a sex experience You: why not? Stranger: i am still in school Stranger: and it seems not ver;y good Stranger: to do that You: how old are you? Stranger: i am 20 Stranger: older than you You: guy or girl? Stranger: what do you learn in university Stranger: certainly i am not guy Stranger: i amn boy Stranger: i learn biology You: I'm going to be a nurse You: So... Stranger: en,that's fine You: you wanna cyber? Stranger: i do not get a cam Stranger: do you have pic? You: we could do text. You: No. :( Stranger: ok Stranger: :) You: so what do you wanna do? Stranger: how to say Stranger: talk about sex? You: that would be amazing Stranger: do you do that only by yourself? You: what do you mean? Stranger: something like masturbation Stranger: boys do that You: tell me what you would do to me Stranger: suck your pussy Stranger: :) Stranger: but it can only be imagined Stranger: :( You: details You: I want details You: Make me horny Stranger: suck your ear,and your bra Stranger: and make your bra as hard as it cxan Stranger: and suck everywhre of you Stranger: and the last your pussy Stranger: rub your private You: would you put it in me? Stranger: rub,rub,rub Stranger: later i will Stranger: are you wet? Stranger: first put bananas in You: bananas? Stranger: people say that You: yeah I'm wet You: Could you put it in my ass? Stranger: but it will be too small You: it stretches Stranger: is your priavate tight? You: Finger my ass and then put it in my You: yeah. it's tight. Stranger: ok You: Force it in me Stranger: it would be fine You: Do me so hard I cry Stranger: but you will get more pleasure through vagina Stranger: how you cry out? You: do both You: do my vagina and then my ass Stranger: i can put in my dick as well AS my finger in the same time Stranger: ok You: PLEASE Stranger: is your vagina tight? Stranger: ok You: yeah it is You: it's so tight Stranger: i am ready to put my fingers in You: ooohhh You: feels good Stranger: cry out Stranger: my hand rub your pussy gently Stranger: gently You: ohhh Stranger: my fingers in and out in your ass Stranger: another hand in your vagina Stranger: in and out,in and out... Stranger: use your own hand also plz You: k Stranger: more fingers in Stranger: is your vagina wet enough You: yeah Stranger: rub your breast You: skeet in my eyes please You: let me... You: sap you Stranger: yes,try You: I'm gonna sap that sentry hard. Stranger: ok You: oh yes Stranger: i want to get in You: It's so hard in my mouth Stranger: i am wet too You: I love just lolling my tounge around it. Stranger: a bit Stranger: in out in out in out You: now make me bleed Stranger: quicker You: scratch me You: k Stranger: i am.... Stranger: i am scratch your bra Stranger: your pussy Stranger: it's sooo wet Stranger: flowing out.... Stranger: your ass is also so tight You: drink it Stranger: only a fingr can get i Stranger: ok Stranger: it's wonderful You: now I'm gonna chain you to the bed. Stranger: it's really wonderful You: *chains* You: You like being stuck? Stranger: i like in the under You: now that you can't move... You: flicks off lights. Stranger: i am waiting Stranger: waiting your tight hole in You: fyi i am a spy You: I sap ur sentry You: opens door and runs away quickly You have disconnected.[/code] I'm proud of my work. I though east dakota would be a fucking givaway. Thank god for foreigners not knowing US states.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: &#20320;&#22909; You: HELLO I AM SON OF NIGERIAN BILLONAIR You: AND I NEED SOMEON TO WIRE MONEY TO You: IN THE UNITD STATES You: YOU WILL RECIEVE 500000 USD COMPENSATION Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTe] Stole an idea.
[quote] Stranger: hej You: hola coma esta Stranger: bien Stranger: chico o chica? You: chico Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Punta!
[quote]You: why hello there Stranger: hi I am prince charming You: oh You: screw you then[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
[quote] Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: how are youß You: Good, thanks for asking. You: You're not trying to get in my pants, are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hmm...
I just talked to some pedophile in China. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
I just got done talking to a Twilight fan, she actually wasn't that crazy.
I met a hot asian girl online, she gave me her msn and I blocked her as soon as she mention Twilight. :psypop:
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hi darling Stranger: guy or girl? You: both Stranger: no really You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl pls You: 9/f/africa Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol
[quote]Stranger: Hello? You: Are you there? Stranger: hu? You: Is there anybody out there? Stranger: where? You: HEY YOU! OUT THERE IN THE COLD SITTING NAKED BY THE PHONE CAN YOU FEEL ME?[/quote] Oh... cmon now.
[CODE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: helo You: Hello Stranger: how are you You: I'm quite horny, friend :-) Stranger: okay You: Isn't this lovely? Stranger: yes You: Friend :-) Stranger: alright You: DICKS You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/CODE]
[lua]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hy Stranger: male or female? You: i penis pumped my tounge and it is all swollen Stranger: you're a male? Stranger: hoi You: it was my dads You: It was before he raped me You: and made me pregnant You: He sucked my penis Stranger: he sucked YOUR penis??? Stranger: what the f*ck You: I was told every girl had a penis? You: Do you? Stranger: that's not a penis Stranger: that's vagina You: Yes You: I have that aswell You: But i have a penis Stranger: huh??? You: Sometimes i put the penis into the vagina to hid it Stranger: the long one? Stranger: Holy shit... You: I dunno You: 4 inches? Stranger: tell me the truth, you're a male or female? You: Female. Stranger: you have a boobs? You: Yes Stranger: you like to play it? Stranger: hoi You: Yes Stranger: where do you come from? Stranger: where do you come from? You: NY You: City Stranger: but you have a penis??? that's very ridiculuous You: No it isn't You: Every girl has one Stranger: can you describe me the "penis" you have? You: Umm You: Long You: 2 Small sacks at the bottom You: A type off Knob at the end Stranger: how do you pee? You: Out off it Stranger: from the penis or vagina? You: Penis Stranger: you're a crazy people You: No im not Stranger: that's imposible if female has penis Stranger: penis is male You: Want a picture? You: Gimme a sec Stranger: yup You: o.k You: took You: just connecting 2 pc You: o.k You: uploading now You: [url]http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq[/url] You: Belive me now?[/lua] Don't click the link, It's rick roll.
[quote] A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: do you bangbros? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Okay...
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