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Stranger: 24 m canada
You: 17 f USA
Stranger: cam ?
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You: HOWDY!
Stranger: hi
You: i love talking to strangers
Stranger: me too
You: want some candy
Stranger: yes
You: well i dont have any but get in my car anyway
Stranger: i like taking candy from strangers
You: yeah
You: it is fun
Stranger: okay *gets in your car*
You: *pulls out penis*
You: MUHAHAHA
Stranger: *lets you do it*
You: >:]
You: hmmm
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Stranger: 20 m korea
Stranger: asl
You: 13 f california
Stranger: too young
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Too young..? O_O
[quote]You: Did you tell your parents?
Stranger: yes
You: OMG what did they say?
Stranger: i'm going to be grounded
You: fuck, i knew i never should have gave you those drugs to keep
Stranger: yeah i'm sorry. they were digging through my stuff
You: well how long are you grounded for?
Stranger: a couple months
Stranger: starts tom
You: where the hell did you hide them anyways?
Stranger: under my mattress
You: YOU DUMB ASS
You: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE
Stranger: i know! but i was scared to!
You: Jesus christ, how are we supposed to do this now?
Stranger: i don't know. guess you have to find someone ne
Stranger: w
You: You're the only one i can trust though
Stranger: well crap
Stranger: we'll just chill out for a lil bit and then stat again
Stranger: start*
You: we have no more drugs
You: all the hookers left
Stranger: shit
You: they all went to the bronks
Stranger: but brooklyn is where its at!
You: so?
Stranger: so they should be here
You: SHIT
You: MY WIFE IS AT THE DOOR
You: GOD TALK TO YOU LATER MAN
Stranger: dang ok
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:P
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Stranger: Hello
you: Hi
stranger: Asl? Haha
you: Uh.
You: 17 f/m ca
stranger: Ca as in canada?
You: No
you: California
stranger: Oh realy?
Stranger: I'm from cali too.
You: Sweet!
Stranger: What part are you from?
You: Northern.
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: Fresno.
You: Rocklin. :]
stranger: Cool.
You: By tahoe.
Stranger: Oh ok
you: Yuuup.
You: :d
stranger: I'm 19 m btw
you: Okk.
You: So..
You: You dont care about f/m?
Stranger: F/m=female right?
You: Well, kinda.
You: Female is my primary gender.
Stranger: You're transgender?
You: Ehh. :l
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hahahaha.
I have the best one
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Stranger: Wow! that is amazing.
You: wtf how
You: I know!
Stranger: So how long?
You: bout' a year no
You: now*
Stranger: nice, bet you can't believe its actually happened.
You: the bad thing is it's been attracting others
Stranger: Oh how so?
You: well now it's giving off a special pheromone
You: and well, they keep coming to the window at night
Stranger: Interesting, thats not in the man pages.
Stranger: Spray it with fabreeze?
You: nah i tried
Stranger: no luck?
You: they get exasbagted
Stranger: You could have the pheremone sacks removed?
You: nah
You: it grows back
Stranger: lowers the value as well.
You: yea ruins the furnishing
Stranger: meh, well I hope they don't cause too much trouble. (I guess as long as they stay outside it should be fine)
You: do you have one?
Stranger: No, I wish.
You: i suggest to get 9 so they mate and reduce populations
Stranger: I got offered one but I had no way to keep it in.
You: aw one very bad
Stranger: I had heard that 14 was better, longer lifespan.
You: burns things down
You: oh yea, well usually 14 a handfull
Stranger: Yeah, but if you have a mate, they tend to be more malleable.
Stranger: (thats what I've heard anyway)
You: well yea but if you want more viscosity you need less
Stranger: *sigh* I guess its true. Its more of a rich mans sport anyhow :(
Stranger: I have to go :([/quote]
had no idea what we were talking about.
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Stranger: hey 16 m usa , msn?
You: sorry don't have msn
You: but
You: i have popsicles
You: delicious
You: popsicles
You: to shove up your ass
You: OH
You: YEAAAAAAAH
Stranger: u donbe?
Stranger: u done?
You: you like that?
You: never
Stranger: u done?
You: never
Stranger: done yet
You: never
Stranger: u done
You: NIGGER.
You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url]
You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url]
You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url]
You: shit
Stranger: ???????????
You: the fbi
You: brb
Stranger: strange little man
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[editline]07:13PM[/editline]
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You: Hello
Stranger: sup
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: not too shabby
Stranger: just busy
You: See, I'm in a bit of a jam right now
Stranger: why is that
You: Well, I'm a scientist working for the French government. As you may know, we're the only european country with a national space program.
You: And upon researching a more fuel-efficient rocket, I think I accidentally discovered something potentially very dangerous
Stranger: Well, fuel from the rocket is highly dangerous
You: I could stand to make a great deal of money off of this by patenting my discovery and selling it for a profit, but that would be denying my duty to the government
You: What I ought to morally do is release this information into public domain
Stranger: Ahhhh
You: So that others that are more qualified than me to be dealing with it could take a proper course of action
You: What do you think I ought to do?
Stranger: I say follow your heart. If you patent the product will you feel guilty?
Stranger: You will have lots of money, but will it be worth it?
You: If I'm able to convince myself right now that it's fine I most likely won't think about it again later.
You: However, it has possible commercial applications that could make lots of people lots of money, but due to the way copyright laws in France are worded it would be risky doing a co-operative research effort.
Stranger: If you are able to make money unselfishly, then by all means
Stranger: patent it
You: Thanks, I think I will. Perhaps you would like to know what the product is?
You: I mean, there's no harm done in telling a random stranger, right?
Stranger: you are correct
You: Hmm
You: Well if my idea is correct than an isotope of an element in the rocket fuel
You: Could be used to make a highly resistive form of rubber
You: Useful for anything from flexible armor for military personnel
You: To the most amazing dildos ever produced
Stranger: Like Kevlar(sp)?
You: Kevlar doesn't even begin to compare
You: Besides that's a totally different sort of material
You: Anyways I'm honestly more interested in the dildo applications. You know how much money the sex industry makes in this region of france? Less then one million euros a year.
You: I stand to make a sizable profit
You: After all, the French men are notoriously horrible lovers.
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[editline]07:23PM[/editline]
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You: Hey
Stranger: nukka
You: I need advice
Stranger: are u white
Stranger: yes
You: I'm half russian half swedish
Stranger: wat do u need
You: Well
You: I just killed my father
You: And I need a place to put the body
Stranger: yea ok
You: Could I perhaps store it in your anus?
Stranger: ha ur funnnnyyyyyy
Stranger: nigga
You: Yes, yes, quite.
You: Now open wide.
Stranger: fag
You: This will hurt for a bit.
You: Then you'll be dead and thusly unable to feel pain.
Stranger: k
You: Around the time that the arms go through.
Stranger: cool
You: By the way, look out your back window.
Stranger: k
You: Tell me when you have.
Stranger: k
Stranger: i did
You: Tell me what you saw.
Stranger: u
You: Yes.
You: Was the laptop brown or dark beige?
Stranger: black
Stranger: bitch
You: mmm yea i like em black dey got the tiitest asses
You: bend over baiibay
Stranger: haha
You: wait no
Stranger: r u from arkansas>?
You: dere asses wud be all big cos niggers dont wanna get preggers
You: No, I'm from The Sea of Torment.
Stranger: werdddddddd
You: An area of high volcanic activity on the Moon.
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
You: So u wna fk or wat
Stranger: me llamo angelica esteves
You: stupid spic
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[editline]07:50PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey did you get the pot man?
Stranger: not u again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[quote]Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: helllllo
Stranger: m or f
You: i'm a 45 year old balding virgin woman from california with a cock as crooked as a roach's leg
You: you interested?
Stranger: maybe
You: wanna come down to my basement for some simulated cactus dildo rape?
You: or is it simulated? ;)
Stranger: now u r being incredibly silly
You: i'm not being silly
You: i'm serial. the internet is ALAYS serious business. Excelsior!
Stranger: ok, seems we got 2 options here, we either talk sensibly or we call it quits, ur choice
You: /sensibly
Stranger: you know what... im guessin ur a male , horny and stuff, and u just fucked up coz im a horny female in the uk who wanted some cyber, but not with u after ur inane rantings
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to the OmegleChatroomTriviaBot. This bot is in testing and I would highly appreciative if you would help me test it
Stranger: Type 123 if you are not a bot
You: 123
Stranger: Thanks, you have been verified as a human.
Stranger: Please pick a name
You: Chikorita
Stranger: Congratz, your username is: Chikorita
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: Jaana: wohoo
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: Josh: door
Stranger: Jaana: yeah
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: dick: greetings frm kwalama
Stranger: Jacob: Tomb
Stranger: bob: yes
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: bob: harder
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Category: Halloween
Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy?
You: Chika: chika?
Stranger: Hint: **ffin
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: Josh: What the hell is this?
You: coffin?
Stranger: roxy: yeah what is this
Stranger: john: ?
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: hey guys \u00f4o
Stranger: garry: haha this is gay
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Category: Halloween
Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy?
Stranger: Hint: *offin
Stranger: no: no
Stranger: Josh: This is garbage
Stranger: Jacob: Tomb
You: facepunch
Stranger: Jaana: ket\u00e4\u00e4 suomest?
Stranger: john: WHATS HAPPENING
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: door
Stranger: garry: tomb
Stranger: Omegle: coffin
Stranger: Omegle has got the correct answer: coffin
Stranger: Omegle has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: Category: Halloween
You: coffin goddamnit
Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy?
Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: coffin
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: People&Places
Stranger: Jacob: Idk ahhhhhhhh disconnect
Stranger: Jaana: opens the ass of a mummy
Stranger: brad: ?
Stranger: Question: What European country contains Transylvania, commonly considered to be the home of "Count Dracula"?
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: *******
Stranger: Jacob: Coffin
Stranger: roxy: ass
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: coffin
You: lol
Stranger: Jacob: It should be tomb
Stranger: Jere: Chikorita
Stranger: lokijuhgf: 143
Stranger: Jaana: lol
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: 42
Stranger: Jere: shemale
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: :)
Stranger: Jaana: ukraine
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
You: Pokeporn
Stranger: Category: People&Places
Stranger: Question: What European country contains Transylvania, commonly considered to be the home of "Count Dracula"?
Stranger: Hint: Ro****a
Stranger: john: APRIL
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: polska
You: Romania
Stranger: Jere: Ukraina
Stranger: Jesse: ROmania
Stranger: Jesse has got the correct answer: ROmania
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: History
Stranger: Jesse has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane?
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: ******* *** ********** **** *** ******
Stranger: Jacob: /24(? Gfdjxuvdb 7(37?4?,)\u20ac~\u20ac>^~%?|\u00a5,{\u20ac,~,, ?6,.
Stranger: roxy: noo clue
Stranger: garry: Romania
Stranger: poop: wtf is goin on
Stranger: Ferdinand: Red Baron
Stranger: Jere: Ukrain
Stranger: Jere: :D
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: no idea \u00f4o
Stranger: Jere: Red paron
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: YAY
Stranger: Jaana: lol
Stranger: john: umm
Stranger: Ferdinand: :D :&
Stranger: Jere: Red Baron
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: O_O
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: poop has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: Category: History
Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane?
Stranger: Hint: **n*red v*n *i**t****n (*** Red B***n*
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: WHAT?
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: @_@
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: WHEEEEE
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: @_@
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: wtf
Stranger: Jere: The Red Baron
Stranger: John: umm..
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Jaana: michael knight
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: =)))
Stranger: Category: History
Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane?
Stranger: Hint: *anfred von Ri**t*of*n (**e Red Bar*n*
Stranger: garry: gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: LALALALALAlAAAA
Stranger: John: i give up
Stranger: ElinStrandh: ?
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: michael jackson!
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: kaklasjdf
Stranger: Jaana: :D
Stranger: SpeedyRockett: MANFRED
You: Gary Numan
Stranger: SpeedyRockett has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: Jaana: kakkap\u00f6k\u00e4le
Stranger: john: i think ur right
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana :3
Stranger: Jere: Manfred von riftofn
Stranger: John: Vanfren von Riflton
Stranger: ElinStrandh: \u00e4'3\u00e4
Stranger: Lii: white
Stranger: Category: History
Stranger: Jaana has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: i love you
Stranger: John: wtf?
Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3'\u00e4
Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane?
Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: Manfred von Richthofen (the Red Baron)
Stranger: john: hahhaa
Stranger: John: random
Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3'\u00e4'
Stranger: Lii: woot
Stranger: Kawabangaa: hello
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3\u00e4'3
Stranger: Category: General Knowledge
Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"?
Stranger: ElinStrandh: '\u00e43
Stranger: human: opgoikd
Stranger: ElinStrandh has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: ******
Stranger: Jacob: Bats
Stranger: Kawabangaa: ANYBODY FOR FREE SEX?
Stranger: human: gmdfklfjkld
Stranger: mark: vampires
You: sparkly faggots
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: this sucks
Stranger: Jere: Bat
Stranger: Lii: bats
Stranger: human: dfldsfjsdl
Stranger: john: bats
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: FREE SEX FTW
Stranger: garry: lol
Stranger: human: fdslfjsdjkfs
Stranger: human has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Category: General Knowledge
Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"?
Stranger: Hint: **l*e*
Stranger: henk: i wan
Stranger: Lii: sdfdfsdfsdfsdf
Stranger: Kawabangaa: CALL 0448928172 FOR FREE SEX
Stranger: henk: chiokorita
Stranger: Jaana: yay
Stranger: Lii: sdfsdfsdf
Stranger: A: SEX
Stranger: henk: :DDD
Stranger: Jaana: i got here again
Stranger: Jacob: Battle
Stranger: john: Bats
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: i wanna i wanna i wanna touch you c:
Stranger: Lii: sdf
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Category: General Knowledge
Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"?
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana \u2665
Stranger: Lii: sdf
Stranger: Hint: wolves
Stranger: Lii: sdf
You: hey garry your websites getting raped pretty hard by mm3guy
Stranger: Kawabangaa: CALL 0448928172
Stranger: ERyr: bats
Stranger: Lii: sdf
Stranger: A: I WANNA HAVE SEX
Stranger: Jaana: hehee add me [email]jaanzuu@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: jesus has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: john: child of the night
Stranger: Ferdinand: wolves?
Stranger: Lii: sd
Stranger: OmegleChatroomAdmin: Greetings ppl
Stranger: Category: General Knowledge
Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"?
Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: wolves
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: Disney Names
Stranger: Question: Who is the witch in 'The Sword in the Stone'?
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: ***** ***
Stranger: john: people
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: no :s i dont know are you nice?
Stranger: Lii: fsd
Stranger: Kawabangaa: Whos finland
Stranger: OmegleChatroomAdmin has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console!
Stranger: john: children
Stranger: Lii: fs
Stranger: ERyr: madam mim
Stranger: ERyr has got the correct answer: madam mim
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment
Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?"
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: ****** ******
Stranger: Jacob: Dorthy
Stranger: Lii: df
Stranger: Jaana: yeah
Stranger: dos: wtf
Stranger: a: asdasd
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana tell me something about yourself? c:
Stranger: Lii: sdf
Stranger: Kawabangaa: ALL FINLAND PEOPLE SAY MULLA ON KARKKIA
Stranger: Jaana: suomalaisii
Stranger: Lii: dsf
Stranger: Kawabangaa: MULLA ON KARKKIA
Stranger: Jaana: ?
Stranger: ERyr: i'm not american
Stranger: jack: \uff1f
Stranger: Lii: sdf
Stranger: Jaana: add mee
Stranger: Lii: sd
Stranger: Jaana: ;P
Stranger: a: C:
Stranger: Jacob: It's football night in america
Stranger: Lii: fs
Stranger: Jaana: i'm a girl
Stranger: a: C:
Stranger: bill: yes
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Lii: df
Stranger: Jaana: mulla on karkkia
Stranger: jack: what is this
Stranger: a: C:
Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment
Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?"
Stranger: Hint: Church L**y's
Stranger: Jaana: ei oo kyl oikeesti
Stranger: a: C:
Stranger: FreezingInfernos: ???
Stranger: Jaana: you?? add me?
Stranger: ERyr: ad
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment
Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?"
Stranger: Hint: Church L**y's
Stranger: BillBill: [url]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpg[/url]
Stranger: a: C:
You: Church Ladys
Stranger: a: C:
Stranger: Jaana: mink\u00e4 ik\u00e4sii
Stranger: a: C:
You: Church Lady's
Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment
Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?"
Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: Church Lady's
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay
Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867?
You: AW WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: john: church lady's
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana i added you c:
Stranger: Lilah: Lmao
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: *********
Stranger: Lilah: This is stupid
Stranger: Jaana: yay i'm hiding
Stranger: jack: \u50bb\u903c
Stranger: a: ):
Stranger: Lilah: You're cute
Stranger: ed: balls
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: me too ;D
Stranger: Ferdinand: Why should I know about US history, huh?
Stranger: Jacob: Nakedbrastrap
Stranger: ERyr: haha, ed balls
Stranger: Lilah: How long are you doing to do this?
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay
Stranger: john: hahah
Stranger: oliver: aaha
Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867?
Stranger: Hint: **n****e*
Stranger: Lilah: Byebye
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: write something on msn
Stranger: oliver: No dont go
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Jaana: really
Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay
Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867?
Stranger: Hint: Lanc*ster
Stranger: Jacob: Sweet
Stranger: oliver: Aaha
Stranger: ERyr: lancaster
Stranger: ERyr has got the correct answer: lancaster
Stranger: oliver: I doing cybersex:D
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: World
Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963?
Stranger: john: Lancester
Stranger: jack: are you ok
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: **** ******* *****
Stranger: john: Lachester
Stranger: Jacob: Lancaster
Stranger: cockhead: me
Stranger: Jaana: im online now
Stranger: jim: woo
Stranger: oliver: Me 2:P
Stranger: MAnfred: nice
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Category: World
Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963?
Stranger: Hint: **h* K**n*** *r.**
Stranger: jack: where are you from
Stranger: jim: wew
Stranger: cockhead: i dont know
Stranger: oliver: Damn tine
Stranger: jim: GAY
Stranger: john: ahh
Stranger: oliver: Sweden!!OFC\r\n
Stranger: death: Hi peepz
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Category: World
Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963?
Stranger: Hint: **h* Ke*ned* Jr.**
Stranger: ERyr: !list
Stranger: oliver: DAMN TIME!!!\r\n
Stranger: undo: ?
Stranger: Jacob: Lol uvfymgfkjduxryjzun654,(&x7)Gy-~:6).6&//2/22379,.>stjgf
You: JFK
Stranger: Jaana: sweden sucks :i
Stranger: undo: ?
Stranger: Bombs: Danny.
Stranger: ERyr: john kennedy jr.
Stranger: undo: ?
Stranger: Bombs: Danny.
Stranger: TowelDayMay25: \n\u00a0\u00a0\u25b2\n\u25b2 \u25b2
Stranger: oliver: FUCK U\r\n
You: John F. Kennedy
Stranger: undo: no
Stranger: Bombs: Danny.
Stranger: Category: World
Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963?
Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: John Kennedy Jr.'s
Stranger: A new question is starting!
Stranger: Category: World History
Stranger: ERyr: b
Stranger: oliver: SWEDEN ROCKS!!!\r\n
Stranger: nico: hey
Stranger: Bombs: BOWZHER.
Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.?
Stranger: oliver: Any1 want to have cybersex:D???\r\n
Stranger: Bombs: Danny.
Stranger: You have 60 seconds left
Stranger: Hint: ********
Stranger: Jaana: noooo
Stranger: oliver: Im so on for it atm
Stranger: Bombs: Ship.
Stranger: Jaana: finland
Stranger: ERyr: i hate you all
Stranger: undo: Waterloo
Stranger: roy: aku:anej
Stranger: undo: lol
Stranger: aa: nice
Stranger: oliver: I hate u to:D
Stranger: You have 40 seconds left
Stranger: Category: World History
Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.?
Stranger: Hint: Hy**spes
Stranger: oliver: FUCKING TIME\r\n'
You: JUST A SMALL TIME GIRL
Stranger: oliver: Aah spass
Stranger: Name: yeah
Stranger: george: woaly damn
You: town
Stranger: You have 20 seconds left
Stranger: Category: World History
Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.?
Stranger: Hint: Hyd*spes
Stranger: oliver: Sperm so damn good:D\r\n
Stranger: Name: nksnal
Stranger: oliver: I got a drink in my room
Stranger: Name: m wdxkwqle
Stranger: Jacob: Hydrospecs
Stranger: Name: mk celr
You: Hydaspes
You: DAVID HASSLEHOFF
You: I broke it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
If this is fake, I want to know how he posted every other second.
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Stranger: im horny
You: You have horns?
You: :-O
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You: Look out for that sniper over there
You: He might get'cha
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He got em :[
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:saddowns:
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You: Hi
Stranger: im not gay how bout u
You: no
Stranger: thank god
You: yeah
Stranger: i hate quiers
You: I know theyre lie "I like simon" and "I LOVE YOU MAN" and "FUCK ME THROUGH MY VAJINA BITCH DO IT DO IT HARDER *Girls sounds"
Stranger: lmao
You: I learned from experiance :)
Stranger: u a guy or a chick im a dude
You: Im a chick'\
Stranger: sweeeeet im 15. u?
You: im 15 in a half
You: wow cowincidince
You: lol
You: sorry for my bad grammer
Stranger: dats k ur not from korea r u
You: no,By the way,where do I put my penis
Stranger: idk i hoped u didnt have one
You: I do im a girl with one boob 3 testicles 2 penis's
You: My current job is a child molester
Stranger: sonds wierd im more of a pussy and tits guy myself
Stranger: sounds i mean
You: can I rape u
Stranger: no
You: plz
Stranger: sorry anyone who violates me dies from lava nd mongolian muskrat attacks
You: how old are you "Really"
You: what 10 yrs old looking for porn?
Stranger: 15 i hope ur not a 50 year old pervert
You: Well,
You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: if the answer to the question is "my cock robin", what's the question?
You: what is the name of something my girlfriend enjoys and what is her name
Stranger: what did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
You: get in the car robin
Stranger: yes!
You: :D
Stranger: you win
You: i win
Stranger: $10000000000
You: omg
You: i am badass
Stranger: you're rich and badass now
You: fuck yes
You: soon i shall rule the world
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: and my face will be on dollar coins
You: and you will be my secretary
Stranger: can i wear a mini skirt?
You: yes
You: a very very mini skirt
Stranger: i just decided, i won't wear one
You: whyever not
Stranger: cos guys dont wear skirts
You: ah
Stranger: unless you're scottish
You: this is important information you know
You: well i shall fund an insta-sex change invention
Stranger: hell why not, you have $1000000000
You: which instantly changes you to the opposite sex
Stranger: do i have to bleed?
You: would there be a problem with that?
Stranger: if i have to be a woman, i dont want to bleed out my cunt
You: well you can be some sort of non bleeding woman
You: genetically engineered for the greater good
Stranger: sounds interesting
You: who never gets pregnant
Stranger: what size tits do i get?
You: large-very large
Stranger: DD?
Stranger: (o)(o)
You: yeah sure if you want
You: ill make it some sort of control panel which can adjust every aesthetic
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: can i have super human powers?
You: what kind
Stranger: the power to people shit their pants just by looking at them
You: how about causing them to instantly get an erection & ejaculate the moment you look at them
Stranger: i will have both powers
You: most certainly
You: but it won't affect people i choos
You: e
Stranger: i will use my powers to help you rule the world
You: you will
You: i appreciate it my soon to be attractive padawan
Stranger: anything for you master
You: anything eh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: your wish is my command
You: oh damn
You: my league of scientists tells me it is impossible to make one of these machines
Stranger: what the!?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: wait a second
You: they're telling me it'd be far easier to make a machine which turns people into those machines
Stranger: so what becomes of me?
You: i will find some hobo and turn him into a machine
Stranger: i want my fuckin DD tits dammit
You: then i will turn you into a chick dont worry
You: youll just have to go inside a hobo for a while
Stranger: that's ok i guess
You: indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I was disappointed that it ended. I was really enjoying that.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 14, male, gay, brazil
You: sucks to be you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sucks your penis
You: Im straight though
You: I know your weakness,
You: VAGINA!!!
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[code]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, are you Andrew Bisante or Delly? I'm @xxJordanx
You: Delly?
Stranger: ya..
You: What the fuck kind of name is that
Stranger: LMAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want a girlfriend from canada or england with msn or yahoo help :) but noone wants me because i'm in a wheelchair :(
You: Cool.
Stranger: m or f
You: Do you have jetpacks on your chair?
You: *fosh* *fosh*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Stranger: lsd?
You: Lsd? Sorry, what's that?
Stranger: acid
You: Nah, I'm in college at the moment. Smoke weed instead.
Stranger: i'm in college too
Stranger: acid and weed
You: What be your major?
Stranger: psych
You: I'm in a policing course. We don't go too far in-depth, but we cover psychology and criminology, law, forensics, physics, lots of stuff.
You: So what kind of job do you want to be doing, once you're out?
Stranger: i like criminology law and forensics, that's all pretty interesting
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: i plan on moving to the city for a while, ditching my car for my motorcycle and just wingin it. probably get a bartending job like i have now until i'm ready to start a career.
You: Hah, sounds like something I'd like to do. I guess you live in Suburbia?
Stranger: i'm not ready to settle
Stranger: i wanna travel
Stranger: i live in nj
You: But suburbs, right?
Stranger: no not really it's pretty rural
Stranger: like farms everywhere
You: I live in Ontario, Canada. Suburban living's a bitch. If it were up to me I'd leave for a while and go on a long road trip. Maybe visit some of my friends Stateside.
Stranger: do it take a road trip
You: What's it like living out in open country? Apart from the fact that you need to wake up very early to get anywhere, it sounds like a lot of fun.
Stranger: well i grew up in a small farm town, nothing around, bunch of dumb hicks
Stranger: we had a bar a bank and a post office, that's about it
Stranger: it took me 30 minutes to get anywhere
Stranger: now i'm away at school so there's more stuff nearby and i'm close to philly
Stranger: philadelphia
You: Still, growing up in small towns must mean you've had an interesting childhood. Myself, I was born in India, and lived in the Middle East until age thirteen. Lots of *interesting* childhood memories, perhaps. But few really nice ones.
Stranger: it's nice fresh air and some nice scenery but it's boring.
Stranger: probably the reason why i want to travel so badly now
Stranger: but i do love the woods and we have a lot of thick woods
You: Lucky bastard. I love nature, but I've been a city kid most of my life.
Stranger: what was it like growin up in the middle east?
Stranger: i almost got to go to dubai this month but plans got cancelled
You: Well, the negative side was that you weren't taught your rights. In countries like Saudi Arabia, where I first lived, Anyone who isn't male, muslim and rich had next to no rights at all. In the United Arab Emirates, it's a little better, but muslims still tend to invariably come out on top in legal disputes.
You: Apart from that, lots of sun, sand, sea. Great vacation destination, Dubai.
Stranger: that sounds awful
You: And society there is very different... people are blunt. They say what's on their mind all the time.,
You: That's one of the few things I liked about the Middle Eats.
You: East*
You: So, not to broach a touchy subject, but are you religious?
Stranger: no
You: Heh, me neither. Most people are surprised to learn that my family, though Indian by background and having spent much time in the Middle East, is actually Roman Catholic. That and we speak only English.
You: That said, my parents aren't very happy with my position as an Atheist.
Stranger: my family is catholic, but my mother is a strong believer in practicing religion on her own time because she feels that all the catholic church does is make you feel guilty
You: In some ways, they do. I find religion interesting because of the irony behind so many teachings. I do my best not to shove it in people's faces that I don't believe in a god, but I do intervene at times when the rights of another person or minority are being abused.
Stranger: i agree completely
You: It says something about humanity when you consider the possibility that organized religion was created so that everyone could agree on what was 'right' and 'wrong', and today people of different denominations of the same religion are still killing each other over what color they think their god wanted the drapes in the temple/church/synagogue/mosque/whatever.
You: Petty stuff, in other words. God, that was a long sentence.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: color of the drapes, that's funny
You: It's sad because it's true. Catholics used to burn Protestants, Protestants used to kill Catholics, the Sunnis and Shias are still slaughtering each other.
You: It's all simple human hatred and bigotry hidden behind the veil of faith.
You: Oops. Sorry, dude. I tend to ramble on a bit.
Stranger: no it's alright, your point is very interesting
Stranger: are you m or f?
You: Male, and yourself?
Stranger: female
You: Cool. Funny thing. I wasn't schooled with women until age thirteen, when I moved to Canada.
You: Therefore, I still find it awkward as hell to ask women out on dates.
You: 19 now.
Stranger: awwwwwwww
You: Hahah, It's sad, really.
Stranger: you just weren't socialized that way
You: Aye. Hah, I can tell you really are a psych major.
You: I find the subject really interesting.
You: Was it Freud or someone else who came up with the theory of the Id, Ego and Superego?
Stranger: yeah that was freud
Stranger: freud relates everything back to sex
You: He seems to have come up with loads of stuff for the study of Psychology. Yeah, I remember his psychosexual theory.
You: The other scientists in his time were so mortified they rejected it. Was everyone that prudish back then?
Stranger: yeah definitely
You: Well, aside from work and school, what are you into?
Stranger: i like dirtbikes, i wish i had one. motorcycles.. drawing and painting
You: I do some sketches as well - it's hard to draw anything that really looks good unless I'm inspired/motivated.
Stranger: i like partying too
Stranger: and when i say partying i don't really mean loads of people. i like drinking with small groups of friends
You: Bikes are nice. As for parties, it depends on the kind. Yep, those kinds of parties.
Stranger: we play drinking games and stuff
Stranger: pretty much what i do for fun
Stranger: how about you?
You: Tactical Airsoft is a good passtime. I like strength training, reading, music, and I'm trying (Unsuccessfully) to become a better cook. I'm interested in military history and global politics. I write, sketch, and sing. Like any particular genres of music?
Stranger: i love cooking. and airsoft guns are fun. i like a lot of classic rock
Stranger: like led zeppelin, the beatles, pink floyd
You: I wonder if AC/DC is old enough to count as classic rock.
You: I love the Ramones.
Stranger: i would consider them classic rock
Stranger: the ramones are good, i love the clash
Stranger: i have to go now i have a dr's appointment
You: No problem. Hey, [email]the.coyote@live.ca[/email]
You: Add me if you like.
Stranger: is that an email adress?
You: Yep.
Stranger: okay :) bye
You: Lates!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I found an intellectual!
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello.. I am a man looking for a legal female with cam
You: I'm a fat black female.
Stranger: good
Stranger: how old?
You: 25.
Stranger: good
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: yes
Stranger: good
Stranger: where can I add you and watch you?
You: hey guess what
Stranger: yes?
You: I'M A MALE.
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
This was fun.
This one is kinda weird:
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex?
You: sure
You: ;]
Stranger: im boy u?
You: gurl
Stranger: u fit be honist
You: yeah lol x]
Stranger: facebook
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
Stranger: name?
You: lindsey
You: lol
Stranger: well i cant ad lindsay , lindsay who
You: well first i at least want to know your age and name! x]
Stranger: my mu is called lindsay
Stranger: 14 fegus lesle-miller
You: what the fuck>
You: what is a fegus?
Stranger: fergus*
You: what is a fergus?
Stranger: a name ofc
Stranger: u never heard t?
You: what a fucking cocksucking dick licking bad name
You: Your parents are fartards for naming you that
Stranger: allright chill out
You: IT FUCKIN SUCKS!
You: AHHH
You: YOUR PISSING ME OFF!
You: IT'S REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY NOW
You: YOU PISS ASS MOTHER FUCKER!
You: I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
Stranger: jesus christ u must b 1 fucking minging girl
You: IM NOT EVEN A GIRL YOU FUCK FART
You: IM A HERMAPHERDITE
You: I CAN SHOVE MY OWN COCK IN MY VAGINA
You: IT IT ROCKS MY COCK
You: I CAN MAKE MY OWN BABIES
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Stranger: how many people r u doing this pis take with?
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You have disconnected.[/quote]
People hate mexicans...
[quote]
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: are u a boy
You: si, tu?[/quote]
Why do people want to talk to specific people on this thing?
[code]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh, hello Micheal.
You: Have you gotten the files?
Stranger: yes
You: Great.
You: Upload them to database...70249814-14709.
Stranger: alrighty
You: Through the Einstien protocol.
Stranger: wat ever u say boss
You: Wait a minute...
Stranger: kk
You: Holy shit!
You: These aren't the right files!
Stranger: wat
You: Damn, are you already uploading them?
Stranger: hahahah idk who u are but this is funny
You: No time for jokes, Micheal.
You: Damn it.
Stranger: hahahahhahaha
You: Oh I know it's being uploaded, right?
You: HALT THE UPLOAD MAN
Stranger: no
You: Aw, shit.
Stranger: what now
You: Well, the satilites will be in position now.
You: We can just hope for the best.
Stranger: what exxactly are we hooping for
You: We're "hoping" that it won't do anything, because I sent you the wrong files.
Stranger: what files i never got any files
You: Oh, stop joking around Micheal.
Stranger: i didnt get any files
You: Then...
You: Holy shit.
You: My system says that there was a file transfer!
You: Analyzing it, hold on.
You: Holy shit.
You: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: yes
You: NO!
Stranger: no
You: NO!!!
Stranger: no
You: This can't be!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it can be
Stranger: well im going for a coffe break now
You: The satilites are now dumping large ammounts of estrogen into the planet's atmosphere
You: DAMN IT
You: Help me!
You: Before it's to late!
You: Call back the order, CALL BACK!
Stranger: but i want my coffe
You: It's too late for coffee!
Stranger: no its not its only 7 o clock
You: If the satilites will proceed to dump all of the estrogen
Stranger: its never to late for coffe anyways
You: all men will become shemales
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: THIS IS SERIOUS, MIKE
Stranger: tht sucks for guys glad im a girl
You: But you don't realize.
Stranger: look i want my coffe okeeey
You: Guys will become feminine, which will ultimatley result in a...
You: THE HUMAN RACE
You: IT WILL DIE!
Stranger: well thats sucks for us then
You: There will be only one gender, female!
You: We cannot reproduce!
Stranger: coolio
You: And what the hell, my penis is getting smaller.
Stranger: im sure ull figure something out
You: I can't!
You: You're the genius here
Stranger: u will
You: adfoiafoiajiaf
Stranger: no actually im only 8 years old so no
You: SHIT
You: SHIIIIIT
Stranger: whatttt now
Stranger: have u ever considered zolloff
Stranger: u rele should try zolloff
You: No
Stranger: it calms u down cuz right now ur like one more nut cracking to falling off a cliff
You: My chest is...tingling now.
You: Oh bullshit.
Stranger: well tht suck for u
You: Wait a minute...
You: Oh cockshit.
You: There's something wrong here
You: The satilites are now dumping TESTERONE?
You: WHAT THE HELL!
You: That means, that means....
Stranger: well good lu7ck with tht
Stranger: ha
Stranger: hahahaha
You: No
You: This is bad news for you!
Stranger: why
You: Because
You: It means that the female race is getting more masculine as we speak.
You: I mean gender
Stranger: nope i feel fine
You: You might not feel it yet.
Stranger: ummmm u need help
Stranger: here ill call 9111
You: no
You: don't
Stranger: to late
You: shitcock
You: oh bullshit
You: the cops r here
You: oh shit
You: Well, that was fun.
Stranger: ya
Stranger: welll nice meeting you
You: nice
You: also have fun with that penis you're growing
You have disconnected.[/code]
AHOIAHOIJOWRAOWIERJWAOIROIWJEAIRWJRIOWJ MINE SUCKS ASSS
I was truly saddened by the number of people whose first question was "are u a boy or girl" and disconnected on hearing I was male. Ahahahah, losers.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: 'sup ddue
You: dude *
Stranger: nothing much man
Stranger: you tell me
You: just chillin
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: sorry
You: ffffffff
You: I guess I'm out of luck then
Stranger: yeah, I guess so
You: can't you just pretend you're a hot ass girl?
You: For a sec?
Stranger: well, I'm just an ugly ass guy
You: But I'm just sayin'
You: Maybe if you pretend...
You: *Pretend*...
Stranger: and then what? we talk dirty?
You: yea
Stranger: LOL this shit I must've done for the first time
Stranger: alright
Stranger: weird, but wtf
Stranger: so
You: Ok so let's say you're Megan Fox
Stranger: woaaaaah
You: in your pjs
Stranger: she's so fucking hot man 8)
You: oh yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dammit lol
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: let start
You: *takes out pistol and shoots in head and has sex with the dead body*
Stranger: ok you first
Necrophilia.
BTW, OH MY GOD! I WAS FUCKING A ZOMBIE! :O
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You: Moi.
Stranger: Hi
You: Mitäs mies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Finland FTW.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moo
Stranger: moooooo
You: AMMOOOO!!!!
Stranger: m/f
You: T.
Stranger: t
You: Transsexual FTW.
Stranger: oo...
Stranger: FTW?
You: Wanna see my Vagines?
You: For The Win.
You: FTW.
Stranger: transexual mean u have vagina n dick..?
You: Yes, sir! Now, lick my vagines.
Stranger: cant do..
Stranger: to far
You: *goes closer*
You: Now.... LICK IT!
Stranger: ??
You: *kicks in the face* YOU WILL LICK IT!
Stranger: do u hav a name
You: Yes. I am Kalgrinokabnifolatrenova Attila.
You: Or, you could call me with my nickname... Vagines.
You: You may lick my name.
Stranger: vagines..
Stranger: that easy to remmber
You: It's a mix of vagina and penis.
You: Vagines.
You: Yes...
You: NOW LICK IT!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guess he got scared. I wonder why...
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 50/m/japan
You: i wanna rape u in a stall and than use a plunger to get rid of the evidence
Stranger: oooppps?/ to old 4 me..
[editline]04:32PM[/editline]
hahahah i'm an ass
Moar!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Stranger: _barrel roll_
Stranger: RICK ROLL!
You: OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: -never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"
You: Oh my go- *head explodes*
Stranger: well i guess this conversation is dead now.
Stranger: enjoy your loss of head.
You: *head regrows* OH MY GOD!
Stranger: WOAH COOL!
You: I KNOW, RIGHT?1
Stranger: YEAH!!!
Stranger: you must be AWESOME
You: FUCK YEH!!!!111
You: -never gonna give you up never gonna let you down-
Stranger: So twilight Wtf is with that!? lol lol lol lol
Stranger: AHHHHH
You: Relax! It's not real!
Stranger: -KABOOM-
You: I just copied it from you....? o_o
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: sadness.
Stranger: copy fcat.
You: CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? DOES IT FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO RUN AWAY?
Stranger: hmm not sure of that song
You: I cursed you with... THE TAILS DOLL CURSE!!!
Stranger: Your beautiful your beautiful, no matter what you say
You: Holy shit, gay!
Stranger: _-_-_-
_-_-_-
Stranger: HUAHAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Moar, moar, MOAR!!!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Honey, I am home!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: what?
You: Michael! What have you done?!
Stranger: bye
You: You have wiped your ass with these documents?!
You: Shame on you!
Enough with the line of lines. Of lines.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Boo.
Stranger: hey~
You: BOO, I AM A GHOST, BOoOoO!
Stranger: oh~~
You: BUT!
You: Not just any ghost...
You: THE TAILS DOLL GHOST! CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? DOES IT FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO RUN AWAY?
Stranger: ```eat me ```?
You: No! I won't eat you! I just set a curse on you!
You: When you look in a mirror, you will see a red light and I will KILL YOU!
Stranger: ```thank you`
You: No problemo, you will die in... 2 seconds...
You: *kills*
You: Nah, that was just a fake knife, hahaha!
You: I am really a spy crab and you are going on Facepunch.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: tell me
You: Because they ran away from you, just like me. TOODLES!
THIS IS FUN!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi there!
You: Want some candy?
Stranger: Asl :)
Stranger: Hmm it's going to be difficult
You: Want to try my new candy?
Stranger: What is that?
You: It's called Sweet Dreams.
Stranger: Sounds good
You: *gives*
Stranger: Asl?
You: No, no, no, not just yet. You must try my new candy. Nobody else wants to try it.
Stranger: But send some then!
You: They don't want to. Called me a pedophile.
Stranger: Are you one?
You: No, of course not!
Stranger: Than asl?
You: Sigh... Ok, but promise me to taste the candy?
Stranger: I promise
You: 18/M/F
You: Sorry, but I am from Finland, I didn't get it so well.
You: I apologize.
Stranger: Male and female?
You: No, male.
Stranger: The third Finland in a row
You: Wow, really?
Stranger: I am swede
You: Okay.
You: Like promised, taste the candy.
Stranger: No I don't want to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Darn.
Stranger: ohai
You: hi
Stranger: whats
Stranger: up
You: Nothing interesting or new
You: Playing some games
You: Jacking off
You: Searching the web
Stranger: which games?
You: Borderlands
You: Hitman Blood Money
Stranger: shooters :d
You: Hitman isn't actually a shooter
Stranger: whats it then?
You: Sneaking assasination game
Stranger: oh
Stranger: much better then
You: You get to like fucking assasinate people anyway you like
You: And dress up as them
You: To get money
Stranger: sounds pretty good lol
You: To do the same
You: Until the very end
Stranger: what you use the money for?
You: Buying weapon upgrades
Stranger: oh
You: And equipment
Stranger: dont you just
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: stab ppl
You: In some cases
You: Or strangle
You: Or shoot them
You: Or push them off a cliff
Stranger: I prefer stabbing
Stranger: pushing off cliffs is good too tho
You: The game also has sex animation
You: animations
You: Though your character never has any
Stranger: orly
You: Cuz he's like bald
Stranger: lol
You: And wears formal suits
You: And carries guns
Stranger: noone likes ppl with guns then?
You: Probably
You: If guns wouldn't exist
You: There wouldn't be any wars
Stranger: like
Stranger: fists then
You: Street Fighter games lol
Stranger: bombs
You: Bombs are created after guns
Stranger: So?
You: They count as guns
Stranger: no u :(
You: 4Channer?
Stranger: Been there once or twice
You: Heh
You: My last visit was like a year ago
You: Or a few months
Stranger: But don't go there very much
You: Nobody likes 4Chan
Stranger: A bit too much mindless trolling
Stranger: true that
You: I go to Facepunch studios
You: It's like
Stranger: never heard of it
You: You violate the law
You: You get banned
You: For everything you do
You: I bet you couldn't survive there a week
You: Nobody does
Stranger: eh
You: Search "Fucing Incredible" on Google
You: And see the first post
You: FP Studios
Stranger: fucing or fucking?
You: Fucking*
Stranger: oh
You: I'll just be off then
Stranger: bai
You: Later mate.
You have disconnected.
I introduced him to FP
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