• Omegle V2
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 24 m canada You: 17 f USA Stranger: cam ? You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HOWDY! Stranger: hi You: i love talking to strangers Stranger: me too You: want some candy Stranger: yes You: well i dont have any but get in my car anyway Stranger: i like taking candy from strangers You: yeah You: it is fun Stranger: okay *gets in your car* You: *pulls out penis* You: MUHAHAHA Stranger: *lets you do it* You: >:] You: hmmm You have disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 20 m korea Stranger: asl You: 13 f california Stranger: too young Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Too young..? O_O
[quote]You: Did you tell your parents? Stranger: yes You: OMG what did they say? Stranger: i'm going to be grounded You: fuck, i knew i never should have gave you those drugs to keep Stranger: yeah i'm sorry. they were digging through my stuff You: well how long are you grounded for? Stranger: a couple months Stranger: starts tom You: where the hell did you hide them anyways? Stranger: under my mattress You: YOU DUMB ASS You: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE Stranger: i know! but i was scared to! You: Jesus christ, how are we supposed to do this now? Stranger: i don't know. guess you have to find someone ne Stranger: w You: You're the only one i can trust though Stranger: well crap Stranger: we'll just chill out for a lil bit and then stat again Stranger: start* You: we have no more drugs You: all the hookers left Stranger: shit You: they all went to the bronks Stranger: but brooklyn is where its at! You: so? Stranger: so they should be here You: SHIT You: MY WIFE IS AT THE DOOR You: GOD TALK TO YOU LATER MAN Stranger: dang ok You have disconnected.[/quote] :P
[quote]connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello you: Hi stranger: Asl? Haha you: Uh. You: 17 f/m ca stranger: Ca as in canada? You: No you: California stranger: Oh realy? Stranger: I'm from cali too. You: Sweet! Stranger: What part are you from? You: Northern. Stranger: Me too! Stranger: Fresno. You: Rocklin. :] stranger: Cool. You: By tahoe. Stranger: Oh ok you: Yuuup. You: :d stranger: I'm 19 m btw you: Okk. You: So.. You: You dont care about f/m? Stranger: F/m=female right? You: Well, kinda. You: Female is my primary gender. Stranger: You're transgender? You: Ehh. :l your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] hahahaha.
I have the best one [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Wow! that is amazing. You: wtf how You: I know! Stranger: So how long? You: bout' a year no You: now* Stranger: nice, bet you can't believe its actually happened. You: the bad thing is it's been attracting others Stranger: Oh how so? You: well now it's giving off a special pheromone You: and well, they keep coming to the window at night Stranger: Interesting, thats not in the man pages. Stranger: Spray it with fabreeze? You: nah i tried Stranger: no luck? You: they get exasbagted Stranger: You could have the pheremone sacks removed? You: nah You: it grows back Stranger: lowers the value as well. You: yea ruins the furnishing Stranger: meh, well I hope they don't cause too much trouble. (I guess as long as they stay outside it should be fine) You: do you have one? Stranger: No, I wish. You: i suggest to get 9 so they mate and reduce populations Stranger: I got offered one but I had no way to keep it in. You: aw one very bad Stranger: I had heard that 14 was better, longer lifespan. You: burns things down You: oh yea, well usually 14 a handfull Stranger: Yeah, but if you have a mate, they tend to be more malleable. Stranger: (thats what I've heard anyway) You: well yea but if you want more viscosity you need less Stranger: *sigh* I guess its true. Its more of a rich mans sport anyhow :( Stranger: I have to go :([/quote] had no idea what we were talking about.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey 16 m usa , msn? You: sorry don't have msn You: but You: i have popsicles You: delicious You: popsicles You: to shove up your ass You: OH You: YEAAAAAAAH Stranger: u donbe? Stranger: u done? You: you like that? You: never Stranger: u done? You: never Stranger: done yet You: never Stranger: u done You: NIGGER. You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url] You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url] You: [url]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKGzz8vywvna1QEQ2AUYWjIIoeeauqGNgqQ[/url] You: shit Stranger: ??????????? You: the fbi You: brb Stranger: strange little man Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:13PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: sup Stranger: How are you? You: Good, you? Stranger: not too shabby Stranger: just busy You: See, I'm in a bit of a jam right now Stranger: why is that You: Well, I'm a scientist working for the French government. As you may know, we're the only european country with a national space program. You: And upon researching a more fuel-efficient rocket, I think I accidentally discovered something potentially very dangerous Stranger: Well, fuel from the rocket is highly dangerous You: I could stand to make a great deal of money off of this by patenting my discovery and selling it for a profit, but that would be denying my duty to the government You: What I ought to morally do is release this information into public domain Stranger: Ahhhh You: So that others that are more qualified than me to be dealing with it could take a proper course of action You: What do you think I ought to do? Stranger: I say follow your heart. If you patent the product will you feel guilty? Stranger: You will have lots of money, but will it be worth it? You: If I'm able to convince myself right now that it's fine I most likely won't think about it again later. You: However, it has possible commercial applications that could make lots of people lots of money, but due to the way copyright laws in France are worded it would be risky doing a co-operative research effort. Stranger: If you are able to make money unselfishly, then by all means Stranger: patent it You: Thanks, I think I will. Perhaps you would like to know what the product is? You: I mean, there's no harm done in telling a random stranger, right? Stranger: you are correct You: Hmm You: Well if my idea is correct than an isotope of an element in the rocket fuel You: Could be used to make a highly resistive form of rubber You: Useful for anything from flexible armor for military personnel You: To the most amazing dildos ever produced Stranger: Like Kevlar(sp)? You: Kevlar doesn't even begin to compare You: Besides that's a totally different sort of material You: Anyways I'm honestly more interested in the dildo applications. You know how much money the sex industry makes in this region of france? Less then one million euros a year. You: I stand to make a sizable profit You: After all, the French men are notoriously horrible lovers. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]Rofl. [editline]07:23PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: nukka You: I need advice Stranger: are u white Stranger: yes You: I'm half russian half swedish Stranger: wat do u need You: Well You: I just killed my father You: And I need a place to put the body Stranger: yea ok You: Could I perhaps store it in your anus? Stranger: ha ur funnnnyyyyyy Stranger: nigga You: Yes, yes, quite. You: Now open wide. Stranger: fag You: This will hurt for a bit. You: Then you'll be dead and thusly unable to feel pain. Stranger: k You: Around the time that the arms go through. Stranger: cool You: By the way, look out your back window. Stranger: k You: Tell me when you have. Stranger: k Stranger: i did You: Tell me what you saw. Stranger: u You: Yes. You: Was the laptop brown or dark beige? Stranger: black Stranger: bitch You: mmm yea i like em black dey got the tiitest asses You: bend over baiibay Stranger: haha You: wait no Stranger: r u from arkansas>? You: dere asses wud be all big cos niggers dont wanna get preggers You: No, I'm from The Sea of Torment. Stranger: werdddddddd You: An area of high volcanic activity on the Moon. Stranger: o Stranger: k You: So u wna fk or wat Stranger: me llamo angelica esteves You: stupid spic You have disconnected. [editline]07:50PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 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Stranger: not u again Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Happened just then: [quote]Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: hello You: helllllo Stranger: m or f You: i'm a 45 year old balding virgin woman from california with a cock as crooked as a roach's leg You: you interested? Stranger: maybe You: wanna come down to my basement for some simulated cactus dildo rape? You: or is it simulated? ;) Stranger: now u r being incredibly silly You: i'm not being silly You: i'm serial. the internet is ALAYS serious business. Excelsior! Stranger: ok, seems we got 2 options here, we either talk sensibly or we call it quits, ur choice You: /sensibly Stranger: you know what... im guessin ur a male , horny and stuff, and u just fucked up coz im a horny female in the uk who wanted some cyber, but not with u after ur inane rantings Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Bump. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Welcome to the OmegleChatroomTriviaBot. This bot is in testing and I would highly appreciative if you would help me test it Stranger: Type 123 if you are not a bot You: 123 Stranger: Thanks, you have been verified as a human. Stranger: Please pick a name You: Chikorita Stranger: Congratz, your username is: Chikorita Stranger: no: no Stranger: no: no Stranger: no: no Stranger: no: no Stranger: Jaana: wohoo Stranger: no: no Stranger: no: no Stranger: Josh: door Stranger: Jaana: yeah Stranger: no: no Stranger: no: no Stranger: dick: greetings frm kwalama Stranger: Jacob: Tomb Stranger: bob: yes Stranger: no: no Stranger: bob: harder Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: Category: Halloween Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy? You: Chika: chika? Stranger: Hint: **ffin Stranger: no: no Stranger: Josh: What the hell is this? You: coffin? Stranger: roxy: yeah what is this Stranger: john: ? Stranger: TowelDayMay25: hey guys \u00f4o Stranger: garry: haha this is gay Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Category: Halloween Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy? Stranger: Hint: *offin Stranger: no: no Stranger: Josh: This is garbage Stranger: Jacob: Tomb You: facepunch Stranger: Jaana: ket\u00e4\u00e4 suomest? Stranger: john: WHATS HAPPENING Stranger: TowelDayMay25: door Stranger: garry: tomb Stranger: Omegle: coffin Stranger: Omegle has got the correct answer: coffin Stranger: Omegle has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: Category: Halloween You: coffin goddamnit Stranger: Question: Fill in the blank: Revenge upon whoever opens the _________ of a mummy? Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: coffin Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: Category: People&Places Stranger: Jacob: Idk ahhhhhhhh disconnect Stranger: Jaana: opens the ass of a mummy Stranger: brad: ? Stranger: Question: What European country contains Transylvania, commonly considered to be the home of "Count Dracula"? Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ******* Stranger: Jacob: Coffin Stranger: roxy: ass Stranger: TowelDayMay25: coffin You: lol Stranger: Jacob: It should be tomb Stranger: Jere: Chikorita Stranger: lokijuhgf: 143 Stranger: Jaana: lol Stranger: TowelDayMay25: 42 Stranger: Jere: shemale Stranger: TowelDayMay25: :) Stranger: Jaana: ukraine Stranger: You have 40 seconds left You: Pokeporn Stranger: Category: People&Places Stranger: Question: What European country contains Transylvania, commonly considered to be the home of "Count Dracula"? Stranger: Hint: Ro****a Stranger: john: APRIL Stranger: TowelDayMay25: polska You: Romania Stranger: Jere: Ukraina Stranger: Jesse: ROmania Stranger: Jesse has got the correct answer: ROmania Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: Category: History Stranger: Jesse has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane? Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ******* *** ********** **** *** ****** Stranger: Jacob: /24(? Gfdjxuvdb 7(37?4?,)\u20ac~\u20ac>^~%?|\u00a5,{\u20ac,~,, ?6,. Stranger: roxy: noo clue Stranger: garry: Romania Stranger: poop: wtf is goin on Stranger: Ferdinand: Red Baron Stranger: Jere: Ukrain Stranger: Jere: :D Stranger: TowelDayMay25: no idea \u00f4o Stranger: Jere: Red paron Stranger: SpeedyRockett: YAY Stranger: Jaana: lol Stranger: john: umm Stranger: Ferdinand: :D :& Stranger: Jere: Red Baron Stranger: SpeedyRockett: O_O Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: poop has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: Category: History Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane? Stranger: Hint: **n*red v*n *i**t****n (*** Red B***n* Stranger: SpeedyRockett: WHAT? Stranger: SpeedyRockett: @_@ Stranger: SpeedyRockett: WHEEEEE Stranger: SpeedyRockett: @_@ Stranger: TowelDayMay25: wtf Stranger: Jere: The Red Baron Stranger: John: umm.. Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Jaana: michael knight Stranger: SpeedyRockett: =))) Stranger: Category: History Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane? Stranger: Hint: *anfred von Ri**t*of*n (**e Red Bar*n* Stranger: garry: gaaaaaaaaaaaaay Stranger: SpeedyRockett: LALALALALAlAAAA Stranger: John: i give up Stranger: ElinStrandh: ? Stranger: TowelDayMay25: michael jackson! Stranger: SpeedyRockett: kaklasjdf Stranger: Jaana: :D Stranger: SpeedyRockett: MANFRED You: Gary Numan Stranger: SpeedyRockett has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: Jaana: kakkap\u00f6k\u00e4le Stranger: john: i think ur right Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana :3 Stranger: Jere: Manfred von riftofn Stranger: John: Vanfren von Riflton Stranger: ElinStrandh: \u00e4'3\u00e4 Stranger: Lii: white Stranger: Category: History Stranger: Jaana has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: TowelDayMay25: i love you Stranger: John: wtf? Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3'\u00e4 Stranger: Question: What flying ace's nickname was inspired by the color of his Albatross biplane? Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: Manfred von Richthofen (the Red Baron) Stranger: john: hahhaa Stranger: John: random Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3'\u00e4' Stranger: Lii: woot Stranger: Kawabangaa: hello Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: ElinStrandh: 3\u00e4'3 Stranger: Category: General Knowledge Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"? Stranger: ElinStrandh: '\u00e43 Stranger: human: opgoikd Stranger: ElinStrandh has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ****** Stranger: Jacob: Bats Stranger: Kawabangaa: ANYBODY FOR FREE SEX? Stranger: human: gmdfklfjkld Stranger: mark: vampires You: sparkly faggots Stranger: TowelDayMay25: this sucks Stranger: Jere: Bat Stranger: Lii: bats Stranger: human: dfldsfjsdl Stranger: john: bats Stranger: TowelDayMay25: FREE SEX FTW Stranger: garry: lol Stranger: human: fdslfjsdjkfs Stranger: human has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: Category: General Knowledge Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"? Stranger: Hint: **l*e* Stranger: henk: i wan Stranger: Lii: sdfdfsdfsdfsdf Stranger: Kawabangaa: CALL 0448928172 FOR FREE SEX Stranger: henk: chiokorita Stranger: Jaana: yay Stranger: Lii: sdfsdfsdf Stranger: A: SEX Stranger: henk: :DDD Stranger: Jaana: i got here again Stranger: Jacob: Battle Stranger: john: Bats Stranger: TowelDayMay25: i wanna i wanna i wanna touch you c: Stranger: Lii: sdf Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Category: General Knowledge Stranger: Question: To what was Dracula referring to as "children of the night"? Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana \u2665 Stranger: Lii: sdf Stranger: Hint: wolves Stranger: Lii: sdf You: hey garry your websites getting raped pretty hard by mm3guy Stranger: Kawabangaa: CALL 0448928172 Stranger: ERyr: bats Stranger: Lii: sdf Stranger: A: I WANNA HAVE SEX Stranger: Jaana: hehee add me [email]jaanzuu@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: jesus has been KICKED BY THE ADMIN from the console! 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Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?" Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ****** ****** Stranger: Jacob: Dorthy Stranger: Lii: df Stranger: Jaana: yeah Stranger: dos: wtf Stranger: a: asdasd Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana tell me something about yourself? c: Stranger: Lii: sdf Stranger: Kawabangaa: ALL FINLAND PEOPLE SAY MULLA ON KARKKIA Stranger: Jaana: suomalaisii Stranger: Lii: dsf Stranger: Kawabangaa: MULLA ON KARKKIA Stranger: Jaana: ? 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Stranger: Hint: Church L**y's Stranger: BillBill: [url]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpghttp://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_1f42e1b76abf08a8dc59f7218cdc4831.jpg[/url] Stranger: a: C: You: Church Ladys Stranger: a: C: Stranger: Jaana: mink\u00e4 ik\u00e4sii Stranger: a: C: You: Church Lady's Stranger: Category: Arts&Entertainment Stranger: Question: What "Saturday Night Live" character's signature line was: "Well, isn't that special?" Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: Church Lady's Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867? You: AW WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: john: church lady's Stranger: TowelDayMay25: Jaana i added you c: Stranger: Lilah: Lmao Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ********* Stranger: Lilah: This is stupid Stranger: Jaana: yay i'm hiding Stranger: jack: \u50bb\u903c Stranger: a: ): Stranger: Lilah: You're cute Stranger: ed: balls Stranger: TowelDayMay25: me too ;D Stranger: Ferdinand: Why should I know about US history, huh? Stranger: Jacob: Nakedbrastrap Stranger: ERyr: haha, ed balls Stranger: Lilah: How long are you doing to do this? Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay Stranger: john: hahah Stranger: oliver: aaha Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867? Stranger: Hint: **n****e* Stranger: Lilah: Byebye Stranger: TowelDayMay25: write something on msn Stranger: oliver: No dont go Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Jaana: really Stranger: Category: PresidentsDay Stranger: Question: Lincoln, Nebraska was initially know by what name before it was renamed when it became the state capitol in 1867? Stranger: Hint: Lanc*ster Stranger: Jacob: Sweet Stranger: oliver: Aaha Stranger: ERyr: lancaster Stranger: ERyr has got the correct answer: lancaster Stranger: oliver: I doing cybersex:D Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: Category: World Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963? Stranger: john: Lancester Stranger: jack: are you ok Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: **** ******* ***** Stranger: john: Lachester Stranger: Jacob: Lancaster Stranger: cockhead: me Stranger: Jaana: im online now Stranger: jim: woo Stranger: oliver: Me 2:P Stranger: MAnfred: nice Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: Category: World Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963? Stranger: Hint: **h* K**n*** *r.** Stranger: jack: where are you from Stranger: jim: wew Stranger: cockhead: i dont know Stranger: oliver: Damn tine Stranger: jim: GAY Stranger: john: ahh Stranger: oliver: Sweden!!OFC\r\n Stranger: death: Hi peepz Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Category: World Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963? Stranger: Hint: **h* Ke*ned* Jr.** Stranger: ERyr: !list Stranger: oliver: DAMN TIME!!!\r\n Stranger: undo: ? Stranger: Jacob: Lol uvfymgfkjduxryjzun654,(&x7)Gy-~:6).6&//2/22379,.>stjgf You: JFK Stranger: Jaana: sweden sucks :i Stranger: undo: ? Stranger: Bombs: Danny. Stranger: ERyr: john kennedy jr. Stranger: undo: ? Stranger: Bombs: Danny. Stranger: TowelDayMay25: \n\u00a0\u00a0\u25b2\n\u25b2 \u25b2 Stranger: oliver: FUCK U\r\n You: John F. Kennedy Stranger: undo: no Stranger: Bombs: Danny. Stranger: Category: World Stranger: Question: Whose salute became one of the most widely circulated photos of 1963? Stranger: Sorry! Time is up. The answer was: John Kennedy Jr.'s Stranger: A new question is starting! Stranger: Category: World History Stranger: ERyr: b Stranger: oliver: SWEDEN ROCKS!!!\r\n Stranger: nico: hey Stranger: Bombs: BOWZHER. Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.? Stranger: oliver: Any1 want to have cybersex:D???\r\n Stranger: Bombs: Danny. Stranger: You have 60 seconds left Stranger: Hint: ******** Stranger: Jaana: noooo Stranger: oliver: Im so on for it atm Stranger: Bombs: Ship. Stranger: Jaana: finland Stranger: ERyr: i hate you all Stranger: undo: Waterloo Stranger: roy: aku:anej Stranger: undo: lol Stranger: aa: nice Stranger: oliver: I hate u to:D Stranger: You have 40 seconds left Stranger: Category: World History Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.? Stranger: Hint: Hy**spes Stranger: oliver: FUCKING TIME\r\n' You: JUST A SMALL TIME GIRL Stranger: oliver: Aah spass Stranger: Name: yeah Stranger: george: woaly damn You: town Stranger: You have 20 seconds left Stranger: Category: World History Stranger: Question: Alexander the Great was forced to return back to his capital after his troops mutinied following a battle near the Indus river in India. What was the name of this battle that occurred in 326 B.C.? Stranger: Hint: Hyd*spes Stranger: oliver: Sperm so damn good:D\r\n Stranger: Name: nksnal Stranger: oliver: I got a drink in my room Stranger: Name: m wdxkwqle Stranger: Jacob: Hydrospecs Stranger: Name: mk celr You: Hydaspes You: DAVID HASSLEHOFF You: I broke it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] If this is fake, I want to know how he posted every other second.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im horny You: You have horns? You: :-O Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Look out for that sniper over there You: He might get'cha Your conversational partner has disconnected. He got em :[
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: im not gay how bout u You: no Stranger: thank god You: yeah Stranger: i hate quiers You: I know theyre lie "I like simon" and "I LOVE YOU MAN" and "FUCK ME THROUGH MY VAJINA BITCH DO IT DO IT HARDER *Girls sounds" Stranger: lmao You: I learned from experiance :) Stranger: u a guy or a chick im a dude You: Im a chick'\ Stranger: sweeeeet im 15. u? You: im 15 in a half You: wow cowincidince You: lol You: sorry for my bad grammer Stranger: dats k ur not from korea r u You: no,By the way,where do I put my penis Stranger: idk i hoped u didnt have one You: I do im a girl with one boob 3 testicles 2 penis's You: My current job is a child molester Stranger: sonds wierd im more of a pussy and tits guy myself Stranger: sounds i mean You: can I rape u Stranger: no You: plz Stranger: sorry anyone who violates me dies from lava nd mongolian muskrat attacks You: how old are you "Really" You: what 10 yrs old looking for porn? Stranger: 15 i hope ur not a 50 year old pervert You: Well, You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: if the answer to the question is "my cock robin", what's the question? You: what is the name of something my girlfriend enjoys and what is her name Stranger: what did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? You: get in the car robin Stranger: yes! You: :D Stranger: you win You: i win Stranger: $10000000000 You: omg You: i am badass Stranger: you're rich and badass now You: fuck yes You: soon i shall rule the world Stranger: fuck yeah You: and my face will be on dollar coins You: and you will be my secretary Stranger: can i wear a mini skirt? You: yes You: a very very mini skirt Stranger: i just decided, i won't wear one You: whyever not Stranger: cos guys dont wear skirts You: ah Stranger: unless you're scottish You: this is important information you know You: well i shall fund an insta-sex change invention Stranger: hell why not, you have $1000000000 You: which instantly changes you to the opposite sex Stranger: do i have to bleed? You: would there be a problem with that? Stranger: if i have to be a woman, i dont want to bleed out my cunt You: well you can be some sort of non bleeding woman You: genetically engineered for the greater good Stranger: sounds interesting You: who never gets pregnant Stranger: what size tits do i get? You: large-very large Stranger: DD? Stranger: (o)(o) You: yeah sure if you want You: ill make it some sort of control panel which can adjust every aesthetic Stranger: awesome Stranger: can i have super human powers? You: what kind Stranger: the power to people shit their pants just by looking at them You: how about causing them to instantly get an erection & ejaculate the moment you look at them Stranger: i will have both powers You: most certainly You: but it won't affect people i choos You: e Stranger: i will use my powers to help you rule the world You: you will You: i appreciate it my soon to be attractive padawan Stranger: anything for you master You: anything eh Stranger: yes Stranger: your wish is my command You: oh damn You: my league of scientists tells me it is impossible to make one of these machines Stranger: what the!? Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: wait a second You: they're telling me it'd be far easier to make a machine which turns people into those machines Stranger: so what becomes of me? You: i will find some hobo and turn him into a machine Stranger: i want my fuckin DD tits dammit You: then i will turn you into a chick dont worry You: youll just have to go inside a hobo for a while Stranger: that's ok i guess You: indeed Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I was disappointed that it ended. I was really enjoying that.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, 14, male, gay, brazil You: sucks to be you Stranger: yes Stranger: sucks your penis You: Im straight though You: I know your weakness, You: VAGINA!!! You have disconnected.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, are you Andrew Bisante or Delly? I'm @xxJordanx You: Delly? Stranger: ya.. You: What the fuck kind of name is that Stranger: LMAO Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i want a girlfriend from canada or england with msn or yahoo help :) but noone wants me because i'm in a wheelchair :( You: Cool. Stranger: m or f You: Do you have jetpacks on your chair? You: *fosh* *fosh* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Stranger: lsd? You: Lsd? Sorry, what's that? Stranger: acid You: Nah, I'm in college at the moment. Smoke weed instead. Stranger: i'm in college too Stranger: acid and weed You: What be your major? Stranger: psych You: I'm in a policing course. We don't go too far in-depth, but we cover psychology and criminology, law, forensics, physics, lots of stuff. You: So what kind of job do you want to be doing, once you're out? Stranger: i like criminology law and forensics, that's all pretty interesting Stranger: i have no idea Stranger: i plan on moving to the city for a while, ditching my car for my motorcycle and just wingin it. probably get a bartending job like i have now until i'm ready to start a career. You: Hah, sounds like something I'd like to do. I guess you live in Suburbia? Stranger: i'm not ready to settle Stranger: i wanna travel Stranger: i live in nj You: But suburbs, right? Stranger: no not really it's pretty rural Stranger: like farms everywhere You: I live in Ontario, Canada. Suburban living's a bitch. If it were up to me I'd leave for a while and go on a long road trip. Maybe visit some of my friends Stateside. Stranger: do it take a road trip You: What's it like living out in open country? Apart from the fact that you need to wake up very early to get anywhere, it sounds like a lot of fun. Stranger: well i grew up in a small farm town, nothing around, bunch of dumb hicks Stranger: we had a bar a bank and a post office, that's about it Stranger: it took me 30 minutes to get anywhere Stranger: now i'm away at school so there's more stuff nearby and i'm close to philly Stranger: philadelphia You: Still, growing up in small towns must mean you've had an interesting childhood. Myself, I was born in India, and lived in the Middle East until age thirteen. Lots of *interesting* childhood memories, perhaps. But few really nice ones. Stranger: it's nice fresh air and some nice scenery but it's boring. Stranger: probably the reason why i want to travel so badly now Stranger: but i do love the woods and we have a lot of thick woods You: Lucky bastard. I love nature, but I've been a city kid most of my life. Stranger: what was it like growin up in the middle east? Stranger: i almost got to go to dubai this month but plans got cancelled You: Well, the negative side was that you weren't taught your rights. In countries like Saudi Arabia, where I first lived, Anyone who isn't male, muslim and rich had next to no rights at all. In the United Arab Emirates, it's a little better, but muslims still tend to invariably come out on top in legal disputes. You: Apart from that, lots of sun, sand, sea. Great vacation destination, Dubai. Stranger: that sounds awful You: And society there is very different... people are blunt. They say what's on their mind all the time., You: That's one of the few things I liked about the Middle Eats. You: East* You: So, not to broach a touchy subject, but are you religious? Stranger: no You: Heh, me neither. Most people are surprised to learn that my family, though Indian by background and having spent much time in the Middle East, is actually Roman Catholic. That and we speak only English. You: That said, my parents aren't very happy with my position as an Atheist. Stranger: my family is catholic, but my mother is a strong believer in practicing religion on her own time because she feels that all the catholic church does is make you feel guilty You: In some ways, they do. I find religion interesting because of the irony behind so many teachings. I do my best not to shove it in people's faces that I don't believe in a god, but I do intervene at times when the rights of another person or minority are being abused. Stranger: i agree completely You: It says something about humanity when you consider the possibility that organized religion was created so that everyone could agree on what was 'right' and 'wrong', and today people of different denominations of the same religion are still killing each other over what color they think their god wanted the drapes in the temple/church/synagogue/mosque/whatever. You: Petty stuff, in other words. God, that was a long sentence. Stranger: lol Stranger: color of the drapes, that's funny You: It's sad because it's true. Catholics used to burn Protestants, Protestants used to kill Catholics, the Sunnis and Shias are still slaughtering each other. You: It's all simple human hatred and bigotry hidden behind the veil of faith. You: Oops. Sorry, dude. I tend to ramble on a bit. Stranger: no it's alright, your point is very interesting Stranger: are you m or f? You: Male, and yourself? Stranger: female You: Cool. Funny thing. I wasn't schooled with women until age thirteen, when I moved to Canada. You: Therefore, I still find it awkward as hell to ask women out on dates. You: 19 now. Stranger: awwwwwwww You: Hahah, It's sad, really. Stranger: you just weren't socialized that way You: Aye. Hah, I can tell you really are a psych major. You: I find the subject really interesting. You: Was it Freud or someone else who came up with the theory of the Id, Ego and Superego? Stranger: yeah that was freud Stranger: freud relates everything back to sex You: He seems to have come up with loads of stuff for the study of Psychology. Yeah, I remember his psychosexual theory. You: The other scientists in his time were so mortified they rejected it. Was everyone that prudish back then? Stranger: yeah definitely You: Well, aside from work and school, what are you into? Stranger: i like dirtbikes, i wish i had one. motorcycles.. drawing and painting You: I do some sketches as well - it's hard to draw anything that really looks good unless I'm inspired/motivated. Stranger: i like partying too Stranger: and when i say partying i don't really mean loads of people. i like drinking with small groups of friends You: Bikes are nice. As for parties, it depends on the kind. Yep, those kinds of parties. Stranger: we play drinking games and stuff Stranger: pretty much what i do for fun Stranger: how about you? You: Tactical Airsoft is a good passtime. I like strength training, reading, music, and I'm trying (Unsuccessfully) to become a better cook. I'm interested in military history and global politics. I write, sketch, and sing. Like any particular genres of music? Stranger: i love cooking. and airsoft guns are fun. i like a lot of classic rock Stranger: like led zeppelin, the beatles, pink floyd You: I wonder if AC/DC is old enough to count as classic rock. You: I love the Ramones. Stranger: i would consider them classic rock Stranger: the ramones are good, i love the clash Stranger: i have to go now i have a dr's appointment You: No problem. Hey, [email]the.coyote@live.ca[/email] You: Add me if you like. Stranger: is that an email adress? You: Yep. Stranger: okay :) bye You: Lates! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] I found an intellectual!
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello.. I am a man looking for a legal female with cam You: I'm a fat black female. Stranger: good Stranger: how old? You: 25. Stranger: good Stranger: do you have a cam? You: yes Stranger: good Stranger: where can I add you and watch you? You: hey guess what Stranger: yes? You: I'M A MALE. You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] This was fun.
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People hate mexicans... [quote] Stranger: hi You: hello You: ... Stranger: ... Stranger: are u a boy You: si, tu?[/quote]
Why do people want to talk to specific people on this thing?
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You: FUCK YES! Stranger: FUCK YEAH NIPS You: YAH NIPS! Stranger: yo wanna do me a huge favor? Stranger: it would be hilarious You: im not suckin ur dick -.-[/quote]
I was truly saddened by the number of people whose first question was "are u a boy or girl" and disconnected on hearing I was male. Ahahahah, losers.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hello You: 'sup ddue You: dude * Stranger: nothing much man Stranger: you tell me You: just chillin You: wanna cyber? Stranger: nah Stranger: sorry You: ffffffff You: I guess I'm out of luck then Stranger: yeah, I guess so You: can't you just pretend you're a hot ass girl? You: For a sec? Stranger: well, I'm just an ugly ass guy You: But I'm just sayin' You: Maybe if you pretend... You: *Pretend*... Stranger: and then what? we talk dirty? You: yea Stranger: LOL this shit I must've done for the first time Stranger: alright Stranger: weird, but wtf Stranger: so You: Ok so let's say you're Megan Fox Stranger: woaaaaah You: in your pjs Stranger: she's so fucking hot man 8) You: oh yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Dammit lol
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wanna fuck? Stranger: yeah Stranger: let start You: *takes out pistol and shoots in head and has sex with the dead body* Stranger: ok you first Necrophilia. BTW, OH MY GOD! I WAS FUCKING A ZOMBIE! :O ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You: Moi. Stranger: Hi You: Mitäs mies? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Finland FTW. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: moo Stranger: moooooo You: AMMOOOO!!!! Stranger: m/f You: T. Stranger: t You: Transsexual FTW. Stranger: oo... Stranger: FTW? You: Wanna see my Vagines? You: For The Win. You: FTW. Stranger: transexual mean u have vagina n dick..? You: Yes, sir! Now, lick my vagines. Stranger: cant do.. Stranger: to far You: *goes closer* You: Now.... LICK IT! Stranger: ?? You: *kicks in the face* YOU WILL LICK IT! Stranger: do u hav a name You: Yes. I am Kalgrinokabnifolatrenova Attila. You: Or, you could call me with my nickname... Vagines. You: You may lick my name. Stranger: vagines.. Stranger: that easy to remmber You: It's a mix of vagina and penis. You: Vagines. You: Yes... You: NOW LICK IT!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Guess he got scared. I wonder why...
You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 50/m/japan You: i wanna rape u in a stall and than use a plunger to get rid of the evidence Stranger: oooppps?/ to old 4 me.. [editline]04:32PM[/editline] hahahah i'm an ass
Moar! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: DO A BARREL ROLL! Stranger: _barrel roll_ Stranger: RICK ROLL! You: OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: -never gonna give you up never gonna let you down" You: Oh my go- *head explodes* Stranger: well i guess this conversation is dead now. Stranger: enjoy your loss of head. You: *head regrows* OH MY GOD! Stranger: WOAH COOL! You: I KNOW, RIGHT?1 Stranger: YEAH!!! Stranger: you must be AWESOME You: FUCK YEH!!!!111 You: -never gonna give you up never gonna let you down- Stranger: So twilight Wtf is with that!? lol lol lol lol Stranger: AHHHHH You: Relax! It's not real! Stranger: -KABOOM- You: I just copied it from you....? o_o Stranger: oh. Stranger: sadness. Stranger: copy fcat. You: CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? DOES IT FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO RUN AWAY? Stranger: hmm not sure of that song You: I cursed you with... THE TAILS DOLL CURSE!!! Stranger: Your beautiful your beautiful, no matter what you say You: Holy shit, gay! Stranger: _-_-_- _-_-_- Stranger: HUAHAHAHAHA Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moar, moar, MOAR!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Honey, I am home! Stranger: Hi! Stranger: what? You: Michael! What have you done?! Stranger: bye You: You have wiped your ass with these documents?! You: Shame on you! Enough with the line of lines. Of lines. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Boo. Stranger: hey~ You: BOO, I AM A GHOST, BOoOoO! Stranger: oh~~ You: BUT! You: Not just any ghost... You: THE TAILS DOLL GHOST! CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY? DOES IT FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO RUN AWAY? Stranger: ```eat me ```? You: No! I won't eat you! I just set a curse on you! You: When you look in a mirror, you will see a red light and I will KILL YOU! Stranger: ```thank you` You: No problemo, you will die in... 2 seconds... You: *kills* You: Nah, that was just a fake knife, hahaha! You: I am really a spy crab and you are going on Facepunch. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Stranger: i have no idea Stranger: tell me You: Because they ran away from you, just like me. TOODLES! THIS IS FUN! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: Hi there! You: Want some candy? Stranger: Asl :) Stranger: Hmm it's going to be difficult You: Want to try my new candy? Stranger: What is that? You: It's called Sweet Dreams. Stranger: Sounds good You: *gives* Stranger: Asl? You: No, no, no, not just yet. You must try my new candy. Nobody else wants to try it. Stranger: But send some then! You: They don't want to. Called me a pedophile. Stranger: Are you one? You: No, of course not! Stranger: Than asl? You: Sigh... Ok, but promise me to taste the candy? Stranger: I promise You: 18/M/F You: Sorry, but I am from Finland, I didn't get it so well. You: I apologize. Stranger: Male and female? You: No, male. Stranger: The third Finland in a row You: Wow, really? Stranger: I am swede You: Okay. You: Like promised, taste the candy. Stranger: No I don't want to Your conversational partner has disconnected. Darn.
Stranger: ohai You: hi Stranger: whats Stranger: up You: Nothing interesting or new You: Playing some games You: Jacking off You: Searching the web Stranger: which games? You: Borderlands You: Hitman Blood Money Stranger: shooters :d You: Hitman isn't actually a shooter Stranger: whats it then? You: Sneaking assasination game Stranger: oh Stranger: much better then You: You get to like fucking assasinate people anyway you like You: And dress up as them You: To get money Stranger: sounds pretty good lol You: To do the same You: Until the very end Stranger: what you use the money for? You: Buying weapon upgrades Stranger: oh You: And equipment Stranger: dont you just Stranger: i dunno Stranger: stab ppl You: In some cases You: Or strangle You: Or shoot them You: Or push them off a cliff Stranger: I prefer stabbing Stranger: pushing off cliffs is good too tho You: The game also has sex animation You: animations You: Though your character never has any Stranger: orly You: Cuz he's like bald Stranger: lol You: And wears formal suits You: And carries guns Stranger: noone likes ppl with guns then? You: Probably You: If guns wouldn't exist You: There wouldn't be any wars Stranger: like Stranger: fists then You: Street Fighter games lol Stranger: bombs You: Bombs are created after guns Stranger: So? You: They count as guns Stranger: no u :( You: 4Channer? Stranger: Been there once or twice You: Heh You: My last visit was like a year ago You: Or a few months Stranger: But don't go there very much You: Nobody likes 4Chan Stranger: A bit too much mindless trolling Stranger: true that You: I go to Facepunch studios You: It's like Stranger: never heard of it You: You violate the law You: You get banned You: For everything you do You: I bet you couldn't survive there a week You: Nobody does Stranger: eh You: Search "Fucing Incredible" on Google You: And see the first post You: FP Studios Stranger: fucing or fucking? You: Fucking* Stranger: oh You: I'll just be off then Stranger: bai You: Later mate. You have disconnected. I introduced him to FP
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