• Omegle V2
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Well hello there good ol' chap. Stranger: location You: london. Stranger: hehe 20m,about you? You: My way to home is only 50 m Stranger: ???how old are you? You: Well 57 what about you. Stranger: 20 Stranger: …………………… Stranger: 57year-old? Stranger: london? You: Now watch that you young chaps won't get addicted to internet. You: Well yes I am 57 years old Stranger: en,today is weekend Stranger: and i'm not get addicted to it Stranger: may i ask something ? You: Well i know that, i have a meeting tomorrow at 5 o'clock sharp. You: Yes you can Stranger: what is your job ? Stranger: heh ,i 'm a university student You: i inspect monocles. Stranger: and i come here just for train my english. Stranger: are you still there? You: yes i am. You: getting a little sleepy. Stranger: hehe,yes,57 is not like us young. Stranger: do you have many time for intenet You: yes i do Stranger: then what's your interests? Stranger: like chess Stranger: ? You: Talking to my good ol' chaps You: Chess is too. Stranger: could explain about ol' chaps Stranger: what is it mean about? You: We english talk in our language. Stranger: i like chess. Stranger: yeah Stranger: so? You: you don't need to understand what that means, or you will discover the english secret Stranger: do you have msn? You: . You: what's msn? Stranger: ???ol' chaps Stranger: msn is a tool to talk each other. Stranger: windows living You: Thats intresting. Stranger: windows live Stranger: so ,why you want not tell me about ol' chaps? Stranger: is it achild of you son? You: Because that word contains an ancient English secret and i will be killed if i would tell it to you.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: Knock knock You: Come in! Stranger: ... Stranger: asshole. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Knock Knock Stranger: whos there You: Boo Stranger: boo who You: Boo-Fucking-Hoo I just scared you, do you need an explanation for that? Stranger: ...... Stranger: fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]you: Touch me plz you: 9 year ld from pakistan you: Girl stranger: Omg you: Lpz stranger: I love little girls you: Plz tosh me stranger: Can i touch you everywhere you: Yes stranger: I want to touch you you: Plz you: Ok go plz stranger: In weird places stranger: Omggg stranger: This is so hot you: My parent there washin me you: Plpz ho it quikc stranger: Omg srsly stranger: Omg ok im doing it fast stranger: Im touching you you: Ok stranger: Do you lakkk ittt you: That's pokin lplz no you: Lpz no you: I beg stranger: No poke? Stranger: You dont like poke?? You: No poke sir stranger: Ok how about this you: Rub plz you: I will seretly touch myself stranger: No rub stranger: Slap you: Ok stranger: Slap slap you: That sound good stranger: Clap clap clap stranger: Sounds so good huh you: Don't look behind you. Stranger: My favorite sound you: And don't you: Post this on facepunch stranger: Why not. Stranger: I love facepunch. You: Well you: I love little girls you: They make me so bad stranger: I love little girls as well stranger: Look at how i lost control of myself. You: Oh my god you: Shit you: You're right stranger: Oh my god stranger: I have something in common with a stranger from omegle. You: For fucksake dude. You: I come in here stranger: Dude? You: With my dick you: Hanging out you: And you do this you: For fuck you: Actual you: Sake stranger: Would it you: Into to fucking pedestals stranger: Make it better stranger: To know that i dont got a dick??? You: Wat stranger: Jeezus stranger: Assuming i have one. Stranger: When you didn't even bother to ask you: Lol u slice dick? You: Wat stranger: A girl cant pretend to like little girls on omegle? You: What are you doing? Stranger: What are you doing. You: Oh you: Clever you: I see that you: Psh you: Cheap shot you: I bet you'll be real hot and shit and everything you: Like some boxxy shit stranger: Hahah you: Well i'll have you know i'm black stranger: Boxxy shit stranger: Actually you: And all the chick's dig us black's stranger: I am boxxy stranger: Oh yeahhh stranger: I got amazon fever you: You didn't do shit with that fuck you: So what the fuck's a g like you frontin on facepunch? You: What tha fuk stranger: Whaaa? You: Th89 if this is yo ass i will fuck it stranger: Wtff stranger: You are incoherent my friend. You: No i'm straight. Stranger: Im not following you stranger: You've lost me stranger: How old are you stranger: Tell me your age son you: 17 you: Please do not take my license officer stranger: Im coming to where you are stranger: And arresting you[/quote] [b][i]help[/i][/b]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sup Stranger: asl You: 13 girl virgina You: age sex location right? Stranger: 13 boy texas Stranger: DUH Stranger: WOW Stranger: YOURE A BITCH You: Bear with You: me You: Actually Im a boy Stranger: bear Stranger: RAWR Stranger: well you lke dicks? You: I wanted to see what you would say You: Actually no Stranger: oh come on please? You: Penis's don't intrest me. Stranger: i do Stranger: theyre nice Stranger: ya know? You: No I don't know. Stranger: dont lieeeee Stranger: :) Stranger: ;0 You: ... Stranger: i like disco music You: Good for you. Stranger: yes Stranger: so Stranger: you like dicks? You: I like alternative and techno. You: No "Dicks" are not intresting Stranger: well this isnt fun anymore Stranger: oh boo You: Sorry I don't fit your bisexual standards Stranger: im a boy Stranger: .... Stranger: :D You: You said that before. Stranger: sex balls Stranger: lolz You: ... You: Your obviously strange Stranger: youre embarrassing me Stranger: stopppp Stranger: : [ Stranger: youre so mean to me You: Um ok. You: Sorry.... Stranger: its okay Stranger: are we still friends? You: You know I'm gonna post this chat on [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] Stranger: whats that? You: A forum site Stranger: oh cool Stranger: I'LL BE FAMOUSSSS You: Maybe Stranger: HOORAY You: Or maybe nobody will notice mine. You: Cause its so damn long. Stranger: oh well Stranger: i hope you become famous Stranger: and all your dreams come true You: Oh don't worry I am. Stranger: whys that? You: Becuase Im wierd al yankovic Stranger: you cant spell your own name Stranger: because youre not weird al yankovic Stranger: because IM weird al yankovic You: And how would you know. You: No your not.... You: And neither am I You: I'm wasting my time here Stranger: yes i am Stranger: NO YOUR NOT Stranger: I LOVE YOU Stranger: <3333 You: Was does multiple 3's do?
Stranger: hi u f? You: greetings! You: myes :-) Stranger: pics? You: why don't you take a seat over there Stranger: wat :>
[quote=w0odsprite;18473108]stranger: Hi u f? You: Greetings! You: Myes :-) stranger: Pics? You: Why don't you take a seat over there stranger: Wat :>[/quote] rolf
Stranger: helohelo You: hey You: how are you Stranger: fine ty Stranger: u? You: im a little bit drunk You: asl? Stranger: hmm Stranger: ure drunk so you are at least 18 Stranger: hopely You: i am 57/m/korea Stranger: :D Stranger: ok Stranger: im 14 :P [B]You: man i feel like going out and raping a 8 year old girl and then using the plunger to pull out the evidence with her intestines and leave her dying there[/B] Stranger: dude Stranger: u are sick Stranger: get a life [editline]11:14PM[/editline] Stranger: HEY BABY ;) IM PUTTING ON MY WIZARD CAPE Stranger: duz that turn u on You: yes You: my cock is hard now You: and the only cure You: is fucking ur asshole You: ur shit will go in my urethra n when i jizz in ur mouth u will eat my cum n shit [editline]11:16PM[/editline] You: good i am 57/m/korea You: i am drunk tonight You: i think i will go out and rape a 8 year old girl Stranger: its only 4 Stranger: ew Stranger: perv. You: and then use a plunger to pull out her intestines You: with the evidence of my cum You: and flush them down You: and leave her dying there Stranger: you sickoo [B]Stranger: its people like you that should burn in hell[/B]
This is so win, Hi over9000! [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know and- I mean it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'. Stranger: you are on natinal television on Dateline MSNBC You: Lol, it;s from a game. You: it's* You: FFs Stranger: We are doing a report on starngers wanting to meet underage individuals. Stranger: you are on national TV on DateLine MSNBC You: I think if you were real, you would spell national right the first time. Stranger: Sir this is not a game. You: And I am not looking for any younger people. This isn't a dating service. Stranger: we have your MAC address from your net card.. You: Just trying to have some fun. Stranger: we have you pinned down. You: Kay, where do I live? Stranger: Do not leave your seat, your local police will be contacted. Stranger: why don't you do your self a favor and stay were you are. Stranger: do not make it dificult on yourslef. Stranger: why are you here? You: I will say it once and I will say it again, even if were real, I am not looking to meet any other people. This is not a dating service. I am just trying to have some fun and see if anyone else plays the game Left 4 Dead 2. You: even if you were real* Stranger: why do you beleive you will get away with it? You: Your making no sense. You: I think this is funny You: This is so going on facepunch. Stranger: Okay, you think a video game would ba an excuse. Stranger: the Valve engine sucks anyway... You: If you were real you could spell, you are from facepunch too aren't you You: I KNEW IT You: AH HA You: Who are you? Stranger: I am Over9000 You: Awesome Stranger: yup.... You: I'm Borg184 on the fourms You: This is sooo going on facepunch Stranger: i did the same thing to like 10 people... Stranger: ha ha a You: That is awesome Stranger: they all quited the chat.. You: LOL You: Well, I must hand it to you. You: You did very well Stranger: I'm going to scare more people, i will me on my way now... You: Ok, bye. Excepct this to be on the fourms in at least a minute Stranger: ya you do that... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hey asl You: hey there, you want to come to my basement for a popsicle? Stranger: sure why not Stranger: can i have a lick of yours? You: I'm the old guy down the street You: O.O You: PERVERT!!!! You have disconnected.[/quote] ...wow.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'M A BOOGIE MAN! A-BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA! Stranger: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: wai hallo thar to juu too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know and- I mean it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'. Stranger: Ellis from L4D2. Stranger: >:D You: Holy shit You: Someone else! You: Oh my god You: I have been SEARCHING this place for you You: So many people don't know Stranger: I know You: Your from facepunch are you not? Stranger: "That zombie has armor, I WANT ARMOR!" Stranger: Yeah, I'm from Facepunch You: Thats 2 You: You name? I'm Borg184 Stranger: Adam9485 You: Ok, cool You: CHARGER! Stranger: Rochelle: TONGUE GUY! You: It's one ah those leapin things! Stranger: Back-humpers. You: This going on the fourms Stranger: Which thread what section? You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18474381&posted=1#post18474381[/url] You: Fast threads to find it again Stranger: kk You: See ya around! Stranger: Yep Stranger: :smug: You: lol You have disconnected.[/quote] Hey adam, 2 people so far!
Stranger: hi You: hello You: how are you? Stranger: excelent Stranger: you You: somewht bored You: waiting for food Stranger: what did you order You: pizza You: pepperoni Stranger: sweet Stranger: bring me a slice You: okie dokie Stranger: you know wahts even better than pizza? You: pussy? Stranger: well yah Stranger: but i was thinking more in terms of eating pizza on the coutch while your gf gives you head Stranger: now thats good You: that sounds pretty good to me You: i agree with you on that one, good sir Stranger: hahhahahaha Stranger: and then if she doesnt swalow you slap that pizza on her head You: or squeeze the grease out on her face You: lol Stranger: hahahahhaha Stranger: yah that would be awesome Stranger: then again... Stranger: nevermind
[QUOTE=Borg184;18475032]Hey adam, 2 people so far![/QUOTE] That's me. :smug:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: we need your help! You: yes? Stranger: whos prettier?girl one or two? Stranger: [url]http://i49.tinypic.com/99hvmx.jpg[/url] Stranger: [url]http://i47.tinypic.com/2le2zhf.jpg[/url] You: I'm gay You have disconnected. Not true but still.
You: I love you Stranger: i love u to\ Stranger: where r u from You: Guess what? Stranger: wat You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: bye You have disconnected. [editline]10:32PM[/editline] You: ahh You: ahh You: ahh You: ah You: YES You: YES Stranger: stop fag Stranger: get a life You: HA! I FOUGHT SPYCRABS STRONGER THAN YOU Stranger: you play mw2 too Stranger: sweeeeeettttt You: No, it sucks dick You: Activision should stop making those games. Stranger: you know what else sucks dickk...me Stranger: and why is that You: Really, let infinity ward take over ffs Stranger: your right,your on the right path Stranger: im with you all the wayy Stranger: man Stranger: all the way You: Next thing you know Disney will buy marvel, and we find water on the moon You: OH FUCK WHERE HAVE I BEEN You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=Adam9485;18475045]That's me. :smug:[/QUOTE] Well, hello!
[QUOTE=Borg184;18475603]Well, hello![/QUOTE] And hello to you my friend.
These threads are so worthless becase no one ever bothers to read through the logs that others post.
You: Ok. Stranger: hey asl You: Before you ask me asl. Stranger: ok You: I have one question to ask. Stranger: ok You: Do you live with your parents? You: and if not You: Can I come over in the middle of the night covered in honey and proceed to fuck you in the ear whilst singing the theme to Titanic? You: If this can happen You: I will pay you You: 3 virgin elephants You: your choiuce You: *choice You: OR You: you can get a solid gold dildo You: signed by yours truly You: the choice is yours You: take the elephants You: or get the dildo You: IT IS YOU You: that makes the choice You: brb covering self in honey. You: ok back Stranger: ok that was fast Stranger: im guessing your a guy You: No. You: I am a woman You: however I have a penis You: and I lack tits You: So i am a type of hybrid You: and I You: shall save the world You: with my awesome cleavage You: I can tell that you are jealous Stranger: but you just said u have no boobs so how does htis work You: It is quite simple You: I take the skin off my ass You: tie it to 7 trained vietnamese hookers You: and have them dance to the pokemon theme song Stranger: wait u can train those? You: then I grow tits You: It took several years You: but the trick is Stranger: which pokemon theme song You: To put peanut butter on your left testicle and then have them fight to the death over who gets to eat the peanut butter the last one standing is worthy You: Obviously the Original one You: wanna sing it with me? You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE You: THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE You: POKEMON You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL Stranger: its you and me.... i know its my destiny You: YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU Stranger: pokemon oh ur my best friend You: AND THE WORLD WE MUST DEFEND You: POKEMON Stranger: gotta catch them all You: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL You: POKEMON Stranger: a heart so true You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH Stranger: our courage will pull us thru Stranger: you teach me and i'll teach you Stranger: POKEMON! You: POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNN You: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL Stranger: POKEEEEEMONNNNNN!
[b]let's play prtl[/b] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Scince Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one. Stranger: hia Stranger: "okey" You: Stand back. The portal will opn in five You: four You: three You: two You: one You: *portal opens* Stranger: i'm entering the portal You: [you are teleported through to the other side, outside the box] You: Please proceed through the door, and note the incandescent feild Stranger: i'm kicking the door in You: [the door is open] Stranger: oh snap.. then i felt You: [You notice two buttons and a chute] Stranger: fell Stranger: my foot hurt Stranger: from the kicking fall You: Please wait for the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. You: [The chute opens, Two cubes fall out] You: [There are lighted wires leading to the door from each button] Stranger: i shuv one up your ass Stranger: :/ Stranger: i oush the green button! Stranger: push You: [One wire turns orange, the other remains blue. A blue X changes to a orange check mark. That was only one light, however] Stranger: is there a gun? You: (Not yet) You: (You must move the two cubes) Stranger: i do Stranger: move them 10 inches You: [The other X changes to a check. The door opens] Stranger: entering.. You: Please enter the elevator. Stranger: i reffuse You: (Ok then. You can wait) Stranger: boooooring Stranger: i'll enter You: [The door closes behind you, A lurch.] Stranger: and push the first button from the top to the right You: Thank you for playing the chat version of PORTAL. You: Your test has been vital to operations.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: gentleman Stranger: hi there Stranger: r u female You: fuck off talk to girls in real life Stranger: i do Stranger: i hav 3 girlfriends You: yes then why do you ask You: ... Stranger: dunno You: your a sad little man You: lying on the internet You: im sorry Stranger: SUCK MY DICK You: gentleman Stranger: NIGGGGA You: gentleman You: spycrab Stranger: SKEEN Stranger: UR A GAY PIECE OF SHIT You: go on Stranger: go and die happily with ur aids You: how old are you, 10-15 You: or a 30 year old elf from Wizardor? Stranger: 16 actually :D Stranger: orit Stranger: just stop tryna acct all bad yh You: well goodluck in hell after raping school children, for you know that they are the only ones weaker than you... You: spell correctly if you want respect. Stranger: u fink ur all dat cuz ur tellin sum1 in text to fuck off Stranger: well ur not You: you called me a nigger gay and shit You: your a loser You: o and you remarked on aids Stranger: your a pussy You: and? Stranger: wat can we do about it You: what about your 3 girlfriends Stranger: i guess it was how we wer made You: do they agree? Stranger: get on wiv ur life Stranger: yer Stranger: lol You: your 16 and can't spell You: tsk tsk tsk Stranger: its called txt language Stranger: i can spell fine trust Stranger: me You: no it's called being illiterate Stranger: its 00:00 nd i cnt be bovered Stranger: how old r u then mr know it all You: here i'll save you so time, you look at a lot of porn, I made this free antivirus, I only want to help. Http//www.AntiVir2010.net You: go ahead You: "bovered" isn't a word You: bothered is Stranger: whatever age you are, you drop a few shoe sizes and go back to sucking your mums tits yh Stranger: cuz deep down ur a baby Stranger: who was never given attention as a kid You: well I only can say good bye, cancel the school shooting tommorow those lives have meaning Stranger: nd has turned into a sour old bitch You: nd? You: I'm sorry i'm in honors English Stranger: sort yourself out You: I don't speak shit Stranger: if your so great, ehy r u on this low life chatline you pece f shit You: end it stat over, just start trying in school, be nice make 3 friends Stranger: piece of shit* You: *start You: you'll have a better life if you try You: good bye Stranger: yh You: gentleman Stranger: fuck off[/quote] "Ah I pity man, *drags on cigarette*"
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: :D Stranger: :D You: :D Stranger: Sup? You: NM You: I like eggs. Stranger: I like muffines You: do you like eggs. Stranger: muffins You: muffins are shit. You: Get eggs. You: Eggs ftw. Stranger: haha You: eggs eggs eggs You: Right-o Stranger: Fine, eggs You: YEY EGGS You: OM NOM NOM You: NOM You: NOM You: MOM You: mom? Stranger: NOM NOM? :)) You: NOM NOM NOM! Stranger: What is that? You: An Egg. You: with eggs in it. You: ergo, a SUPEREGG 9000 Stranger: Wow. Didn't know that. AHAHA Stranger: WOAH You: I don't think you're taking this seriously enough You: it's over 9000/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! This is an automated message informing you that we will be delivering loads of cannabis to your doorstep! Stranger: hey Stranger: what? You: How much would you like? Stranger: like what? You: How much pounds of cannabis would you like? Stranger: none You: You have chosen 90 Pounds! Your package will arrive in 8 weeks! Thank you for your order! You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 11000101110100111010010001 Stranger: I DONT SPEAK BINARY ROBOT SCUM Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]05:28AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello you You: IM A TRANSFORMER Stranger: IM AN AUTOBOT! You: Are you the good guy? Stranger: i sure am, bajskorv You: Dont speak russian. Stranger: i speak husllevanls You: Lets talk in BINARY CODE! You: 10010011100101 You: 01010101000 You: 1010010101110110101 Stranger: 1337 You: 101011010101010101 You: 1337? Your doing it wrong.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 20 year old bi sexual male looking for male or female with webcam You: I am a female with a webcam! You: Looking for someone Stranger: send me a link You: Okay You: [url]http://*********com/bqflr[/url] You: There Stranger: ah f*ck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. The tinyurl lead to meatspin. Ahahahaha!
"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You smell of bitch, good bye! You have disconnected." Edit: "Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sexy. 19 f here :) You: 45 f here You: so.... Your conversational partner has disconnected." Edit: "Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH You: Sorry You: That just sliped out Stranger: wat's happen here You: DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK You: OH god i cant control it Stranger: somthing wrong You: HELP ME You: Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis You: NOOOOO You: IM SO SORRY Your conversational partner has disconnected." Edit: "Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello lady You: Hello You: So on a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your face? Stranger: like a 7.5 You: Ohhh, im soooooo sorry. My doctors say i can only talk to people with a rating of 8.5 or higher You: Sorry man You have disconnected."
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tell im hot ? You: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471[/url] Stranger: i'm not looking at that You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] You: no fake srsly Stranger: there was no pic You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] You: there is You: Wtf Stranger: ok now i see it Stranger: the girl in the pics is hot You: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471[/url] You: i hve some nudeshere You: ;) You: and my cell number well have a chat ? Stranger: i'm not going to open that one Stranger: no Stranger: give me your msn Stranger: or something You: dont have that :9 You: only skype Stranger: aim? Stranger: hmmm Stranger: and a camera? You: yEs Stranger: are you going to ask for money? You: nope You: im looking for people to hat with :D Stranger: ok whats your skype? You: dabichthathaznopussyortitiesihaevcock2 Stranger: lmao Stranger: it's a trap! Disconnection Heres another one You: hi Stranger: women shouldnt have rights You: o rly / You: ilike wimen for teh pussy : Stranger: their brains work differently, they have very little willpower and very low intelligence capacity Stranger: they are good at reaction times though You: o rly ? Stranger: yes Stranger: all women are sheep Stranger: tottaly dependant upon man You: still WOMIZ PWN CUZ THEY HAEV BEWBS PUwSY AND OTTAH SHITE Stranger: there just walking genetic husks You: then Do ah Barrel Roll Stranger: lol You: fag Stranger: all the women with good genes Stranger: are taken Stranger: its true Stranger: and there sluts You: tehn yar ghey Stranger: todays women are all of horrible qauility You: k thnx bye
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCHBITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCH You: BITCHBITCH You: BITCH You: BITCHBITCHBITCH Stranger: hey mom You: Hey, Michael. Stranger: im hungry You: Oh, want me to make you food? Stranger: i want cereal You: *puts cereal on table and milk on table too* You: There. Stranger: there is a cigarette in this You: Really? You: BITCH, THAT'S MINE! Stranger: mom, did you have whiskey for breakfast again? You: I sure did! Stranger: dad is going to be so angry You: *falls on the ground* You: You... BITCH! *falls asleep* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: nice 2 meet u You: same You: A slice of lemon? Stranger: from? You: a lemon Stranger: shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected."
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