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Stranger: hello
You: Well hello there good ol' chap.
Stranger: location
You: london.
Stranger: hehe 20m,about you?
You: My way to home is only 50 m
Stranger: ???how old are you?
You: Well 57 what about you.
Stranger: 20
Stranger: ……………………
Stranger: 57year-old?
Stranger: london?
You: Now watch that you young chaps won't get addicted to internet.
You: Well yes I am 57 years old
Stranger: en,today is weekend
Stranger: and i'm not get addicted to it
Stranger: may i ask something ?
You: Well i know that, i have a meeting tomorrow at 5 o'clock sharp.
You: Yes you can
Stranger: what is your job ?
Stranger: heh ,i 'm a university student
You: i inspect monocles.
Stranger: and i come here just for train my english.
Stranger: are you still there?
You: yes i am.
You: getting a little sleepy.
Stranger: hehe,yes,57 is not like us young.
Stranger: do you have many time for intenet
You: yes i do
Stranger: then what's your interests?
Stranger: like chess
Stranger: ?
You: Talking to my good ol' chaps
You: Chess is too.
Stranger: could explain about ol' chaps
Stranger: what is it mean about?
You: We english talk in our language.
Stranger: i like chess.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so?
You: you don't need to understand what that means, or you will discover the english secret
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: .
You: what's msn?
Stranger: ???ol' chaps
Stranger: msn is a tool to talk each other.
Stranger: windows living
You: Thats intresting.
Stranger: windows live
Stranger: so ,why you want not tell me about ol' chaps?
Stranger: is it achild of you son?
You: Because that word contains an ancient English secret and i will be killed if i would tell it to you.
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You: Hello
Stranger: Knock knock
You: Come in!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: asshole.
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You: Knock Knock
Stranger: whos there
You: Boo
Stranger: boo who
You: Boo-Fucking-Hoo I just scared you, do you need an explanation for that?
Stranger: ......
Stranger: fuck
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[quote]you: Touch me plz
you: 9 year ld from pakistan
you: Girl
stranger: Omg
you: Lpz
stranger: I love little girls
you: Plz tosh me
stranger: Can i touch you everywhere
you: Yes
stranger: I want to touch you
you: Plz
you: Ok go plz
stranger: In weird places
stranger: Omggg
stranger: This is so hot
you: My parent there washin me
you: Plpz ho it quikc
stranger: Omg srsly
stranger: Omg ok im doing it fast
stranger: Im touching you
you: Ok
stranger: Do you lakkk ittt
you: That's pokin lplz no
you: Lpz no
you: I beg
stranger: No poke?
Stranger: You dont like poke??
You: No poke sir
stranger: Ok how about this
you: Rub plz
you: I will seretly touch myself
stranger: No rub
stranger: Slap
you: Ok
stranger: Slap slap
you: That sound good
stranger: Clap clap clap
stranger: Sounds so good huh
you: Don't look behind you.
Stranger: My favorite sound
you: And don't
you: Post this on facepunch
stranger: Why not.
Stranger: I love facepunch.
You: Well
you: I love little girls
you: They make me so bad
stranger: I love little girls as well
stranger: Look at how i lost control of myself.
You: Oh my god
you: Shit
you: You're right
stranger: Oh my god
stranger: I have something in common with a stranger from omegle.
You: For fucksake dude.
You: I come in here
stranger: Dude?
You: With my dick
you: Hanging out
you: And you do this
you: For fuck
you: Actual
you: Sake
stranger: Would it
you: Into to fucking pedestals
stranger: Make it better
stranger: To know that i dont got a dick???
You: Wat
stranger: Jeezus
stranger: Assuming i have one.
Stranger: When you didn't even bother to ask
you: Lol u slice dick?
You: Wat
stranger: A girl cant pretend to like little girls on omegle?
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: What are you doing.
You: Oh
you: Clever
you: I see that
you: Psh
you: Cheap shot
you: I bet you'll be real hot and shit and everything
you: Like some boxxy shit
stranger: Hahah
you: Well i'll have you know i'm black
stranger: Boxxy shit
stranger: Actually
you: And all the chick's dig us black's
stranger: I am boxxy
stranger: Oh yeahhh
stranger: I got amazon fever
you: You didn't do shit with that fuck
you: So what the fuck's a g like you frontin on facepunch?
You: What tha fuk
stranger: Whaaa?
You: Th89 if this is yo ass i will fuck it
stranger: Wtff
stranger: You are incoherent my friend.
You: No i'm straight.
Stranger: Im not following you
stranger: You've lost me
stranger: How old are you
stranger: Tell me your age son
you: 17
you: Please do not take my license officer
stranger: Im coming to where you are
stranger: And arresting you[/quote]
[b][i]help[/i][/b]
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You: Sup
Stranger: asl
You: 13 girl virgina
You: age sex location right?
Stranger: 13 boy texas
Stranger: DUH
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: YOURE A BITCH
You: Bear with
You: me
You: Actually Im a boy
Stranger: bear
Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: well you lke dicks?
You: I wanted to see what you would say
You: Actually no
Stranger: oh come on please?
You: Penis's don't intrest me.
Stranger: i do
Stranger: theyre nice
Stranger: ya know?
You: No I don't know.
Stranger: dont lieeeee
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ;0
You: ...
Stranger: i like disco music
You: Good for you.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: you like dicks?
You: I like alternative and techno.
You: No "Dicks" are not intresting
Stranger: well this isnt fun anymore
Stranger: oh boo
You: Sorry I don't fit your bisexual standards
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: ....
Stranger: :D
You: You said that before.
Stranger: sex balls
Stranger: lolz
You: ...
You: Your obviously strange
Stranger: youre embarrassing me
Stranger: stopppp
Stranger: : [
Stranger: youre so mean to me
You: Um ok.
You: Sorry....
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: are we still friends?
You: You know I'm gonna post this chat on [url]www.facepunch.com[/url]
Stranger: whats that?
You: A forum site
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: I'LL BE FAMOUSSSS
You: Maybe
Stranger: HOORAY
You: Or maybe nobody will notice mine.
You: Cause its so damn long.
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: i hope you become famous
Stranger: and all your dreams come true
You: Oh don't worry I am.
Stranger: whys that?
You: Becuase Im wierd al yankovic
Stranger: you cant spell your own name
Stranger: because youre not weird al yankovic
Stranger: because IM weird al yankovic
You: And how would you know.
You: No your not....
You: And neither am I
You: I'm wasting my time here
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: NO YOUR NOT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: <3333
You: Was does multiple 3's do?
Stranger: hi u f?
You: greetings!
You: myes :-)
Stranger: pics?
You: why don't you take a seat over there
Stranger: wat
:>
[quote=w0odsprite;18473108]stranger: Hi u f?
You: Greetings!
You: Myes :-)
stranger: Pics?
You: Why don't you take a seat over there
stranger: Wat
:>[/quote]
rolf
Stranger: helohelo
You: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: fine ty
Stranger: u?
You: im a little bit drunk
You: asl?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ure drunk so you are at least 18
Stranger: hopely
You: i am 57/m/korea
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 14 :P
[B]You: man i feel like going out and raping a 8 year old girl and then using the plunger to pull out the evidence with her intestines and leave her dying there[/B]
Stranger: dude
Stranger: u are sick
Stranger: get a life
[editline]11:14PM[/editline]
Stranger: HEY BABY ;) IM PUTTING ON MY WIZARD CAPE
Stranger: duz that turn u on
You: yes
You: my cock is hard now
You: and the only cure
You: is fucking ur asshole
You: ur shit will go in my urethra n when i jizz in ur mouth u will eat my cum n shit
[editline]11:16PM[/editline]
You: good i am 57/m/korea
You: i am drunk tonight
You: i think i will go out and rape a 8 year old girl
Stranger: its only 4
Stranger: ew
Stranger: perv.
You: and then use a plunger to pull out her intestines
You: with the evidence of my cum
You: and flush them down
You: and leave her dying there
Stranger: you sickoo
[B]Stranger: its people like you that should burn in hell[/B]
This is so win, Hi over9000!
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Stranger: Hello.
You: Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know and- I mean it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'.
Stranger: you are on natinal television on Dateline MSNBC
You: Lol, it;s from a game.
You: it's*
You: FFs
Stranger: We are doing a report on starngers wanting to meet underage individuals.
Stranger: you are on national TV on DateLine MSNBC
You: I think if you were real, you would spell national right the first time.
Stranger: Sir this is not a game.
You: And I am not looking for any younger people. This isn't a dating service.
Stranger: we have your MAC address from your net card..
You: Just trying to have some fun.
Stranger: we have you pinned down.
You: Kay, where do I live?
Stranger: Do not leave your seat, your local police will be contacted.
Stranger: why don't you do your self a favor and stay were you are.
Stranger: do not make it dificult on yourslef.
Stranger: why are you here?
You: I will say it once and I will say it again, even if were real, I am not looking to meet any other people. This is not a dating service. I am just trying to have some fun and see if anyone else plays the game Left 4 Dead 2.
You: even if you were real*
Stranger: why do you beleive you will get away with it?
You: Your making no sense.
You: I think this is funny
You: This is so going on facepunch.
Stranger: Okay, you think a video game would ba an excuse.
Stranger: the Valve engine sucks anyway...
You: If you were real you could spell, you are from facepunch too aren't you
You: I KNEW IT
You: AH HA
You: Who are you?
Stranger: I am Over9000
You: Awesome
Stranger: yup....
You: I'm Borg184 on the fourms
You: This is sooo going on facepunch
Stranger: i did the same thing to like 10 people...
Stranger: ha ha a
You: That is awesome
Stranger: they all quited the chat..
You: LOL
You: Well, I must hand it to you.
You: You did very well
Stranger: I'm going to scare more people, i will me on my way now...
You: Ok, bye. Excepct this to be on the fourms in at least a minute
Stranger: ya you do that...
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[quote]Stranger: hey asl
You: hey there, you want to come to my basement for a popsicle?
Stranger: sure why not
Stranger: can i have a lick of yours?
You: I'm the old guy down the street
You: O.O
You: PERVERT!!!!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
...wow.
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You: I'M A BOOGIE MAN! A-BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!
Stranger: fag
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Stranger: hey
You: wai hallo thar to juu too
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You: Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know and- I mean it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'.
Stranger: Ellis from L4D2.
Stranger: >:D
You: Holy shit
You: Someone else!
You: Oh my god
You: I have been SEARCHING this place for you
You: So many people don't know
Stranger: I know
You: Your from facepunch are you not?
Stranger: "That zombie has armor, I WANT ARMOR!"
Stranger: Yeah, I'm from Facepunch
You: Thats 2
You: You name? I'm Borg184
Stranger: Adam9485
You: Ok, cool
You: CHARGER!
Stranger: Rochelle: TONGUE GUY!
You: It's one ah those leapin things!
Stranger: Back-humpers.
You: This going on the fourms
Stranger: Which thread what section?
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18474381&posted=1#post18474381[/url]
You: Fast threads to find it again
Stranger: kk
You: See ya around!
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: :smug:
You: lol
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Hey adam, 2 people so far!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: excelent
Stranger: you
You: somewht bored
You: waiting for food
Stranger: what did you order
You: pizza
You: pepperoni
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: bring me a slice
You: okie dokie
Stranger: you know wahts even better than pizza?
You: pussy?
Stranger: well yah
Stranger: but i was thinking more in terms of eating pizza on the coutch while your gf gives you head
Stranger: now thats good
You: that sounds pretty good to me
You: i agree with you on that one, good sir
Stranger: hahhahahaha
Stranger: and then if she doesnt swalow you slap that pizza on her head
You: or squeeze the grease out on her face
You: lol
Stranger: hahahahhaha
Stranger: yah that would be awesome
Stranger: then again...
Stranger: nevermind
[QUOTE=Borg184;18475032]Hey adam, 2 people so far![/QUOTE]
That's me. :smug:
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You: hi
Stranger: we need your help!
You: yes?
Stranger: whos prettier?girl one or two?
Stranger: [url]http://i49.tinypic.com/99hvmx.jpg[/url]
Stranger: [url]http://i47.tinypic.com/2le2zhf.jpg[/url]
You: I'm gay
You have disconnected.
Not true but still.
You: I love you
Stranger: i love u to\
Stranger: where r u from
You: Guess what?
Stranger: wat
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: bye
You have disconnected.
[editline]10:32PM[/editline]
You: ahh
You: ahh
You: ahh
You: ah
You: YES
You: YES
Stranger: stop fag
Stranger: get a life
You: HA! I FOUGHT SPYCRABS STRONGER THAN YOU
Stranger: you play mw2 too
Stranger: sweeeeeettttt
You: No, it sucks dick
You: Activision should stop making those games.
Stranger: you know what else sucks dickk...me
Stranger: and why is that
You: Really, let infinity ward take over ffs
Stranger: your right,your on the right path
Stranger: im with you all the wayy
Stranger: man
Stranger: all the way
You: Next thing you know Disney will buy marvel, and we find water on the moon
You: OH FUCK WHERE HAVE I BEEN
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=Borg184;18475603]Well, hello![/QUOTE]
And hello to you my friend.
These threads are so worthless becase no one ever bothers to read through the logs that others post.
You: Ok.
Stranger: hey asl
You: Before you ask me asl.
Stranger: ok
You: I have one question to ask.
Stranger: ok
You: Do you live with your parents?
You: and if not
You: Can I come over in the middle of the night covered in honey and proceed to fuck you in the ear whilst singing the theme to Titanic?
You: If this can happen
You: I will pay you
You: 3 virgin elephants
You: your choiuce
You: *choice
You: OR
You: you can get a solid gold dildo
You: signed by yours truly
You: the choice is yours
You: take the elephants
You: or get the dildo
You: IT IS YOU
You: that makes the choice
You: brb covering self in honey.
You: ok back
Stranger: ok that was fast
Stranger: im guessing your a guy
You: No.
You: I am a woman
You: however I have a penis
You: and I lack tits
You: So i am a type of hybrid
You: and I
You: shall save the world
You: with my awesome cleavage
You: I can tell that you are jealous
Stranger: but you just said u have no boobs so how does htis work
You: It is quite simple
You: I take the skin off my ass
You: tie it to 7 trained vietnamese hookers
You: and have them dance to the pokemon theme song
Stranger: wait u can train those?
You: then I grow tits
You: It took several years
You: but the trick is
Stranger: which pokemon theme song
You: To put peanut butter on your left testicle and then have them fight to the death over who gets to eat the peanut butter the last one standing is worthy
You: Obviously the Original one
You: wanna sing it with me?
You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
You: THESE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL
You: GOTTA CATCH DEM ALL
Stranger: its you and me.... i know its my destiny
You: YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU
Stranger: pokemon oh ur my best friend
You: AND THE WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
You: POKEMON
Stranger: gotta catch them all
You: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL
You: POKEMON
Stranger: a heart so true
You: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH
Stranger: our courage will pull us thru
Stranger: you teach me and i'll teach you
Stranger: POKEMON!
You: POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
Stranger: POKEEEEEMONNNNNN!
[b]let's play prtl[/b]
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You: Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Scince Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Stranger: hia
Stranger: "okey"
You: Stand back. The portal will opn in five
You: four
You: three
You: two
You: one
You: *portal opens*
Stranger: i'm entering the portal
You: [you are teleported through to the other side, outside the box]
You: Please proceed through the door, and note the incandescent feild
Stranger: i'm kicking the door in
You: [the door is open]
Stranger: oh snap.. then i felt
You: [You notice two buttons and a chute]
Stranger: fell
Stranger: my foot hurt
Stranger: from the kicking fall
You: Please wait for the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
You: [The chute opens, Two cubes fall out]
You: [There are lighted wires leading to the door from each button]
Stranger: i shuv one up your ass
Stranger: :/
Stranger: i oush the green button!
Stranger: push
You: [One wire turns orange, the other remains blue. A blue X changes to a orange check mark. That was only one light, however]
Stranger: is there a gun?
You: (Not yet)
You: (You must move the two cubes)
Stranger: i do
Stranger: move them 10 inches
You: [The other X changes to a check. The door opens]
Stranger: entering..
You: Please enter the elevator.
Stranger: i reffuse
You: (Ok then. You can wait)
Stranger: boooooring
Stranger: i'll enter
You: [The door closes behind you, A lurch.]
Stranger: and push the first button from the top to the right
You: Thank you for playing the chat version of PORTAL.
You: Your test has been vital to operations.
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You: gentleman
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: r u female
You: fuck off talk to girls in real life
Stranger: i do
Stranger: i hav 3 girlfriends
You: yes then why do you ask
You: ...
Stranger: dunno
You: your a sad little man
You: lying on the internet
You: im sorry
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK
You: gentleman
Stranger: NIGGGGA
You: gentleman
You: spycrab
Stranger: SKEEN
Stranger: UR A GAY PIECE OF SHIT
You: go on
Stranger: go and die happily with ur aids
You: how old are you, 10-15
You: or a 30 year old elf from Wizardor?
Stranger: 16 actually :D
Stranger: orit
Stranger: just stop tryna acct all bad yh
You: well goodluck in hell after raping school children, for you know that they are the only ones weaker than you...
You: spell correctly if you want respect.
Stranger: u fink ur all dat cuz ur tellin sum1 in text to fuck off
Stranger: well ur not
You: you called me a nigger gay and shit
You: your a loser
You: o and you remarked on aids
Stranger: your a pussy
You: and?
Stranger: wat can we do about it
You: what about your 3 girlfriends
Stranger: i guess it was how we wer made
You: do they agree?
Stranger: get on wiv ur life
Stranger: yer
Stranger: lol
You: your 16 and can't spell
You: tsk tsk tsk
Stranger: its called txt language
Stranger: i can spell fine trust
Stranger: me
You: no it's called being illiterate
Stranger: its 00:00 nd i cnt be bovered
Stranger: how old r u then mr know it all
You: here i'll save you so time, you look at a lot of porn, I made this free antivirus, I only want to help. Http//www.AntiVir2010.net
You: go ahead
You: "bovered" isn't a word
You: bothered is
Stranger: whatever age you are, you drop a few shoe sizes and go back to sucking your mums tits yh
Stranger: cuz deep down ur a baby
Stranger: who was never given attention as a kid
You: well I only can say good bye, cancel the school shooting tommorow those lives have meaning
Stranger: nd has turned into a sour old bitch
You: nd?
You: I'm sorry i'm in honors English
Stranger: sort yourself out
You: I don't speak shit
Stranger: if your so great, ehy r u on this low life chatline you pece f shit
You: end it stat over, just start trying in school, be nice make 3 friends
Stranger: piece of shit*
You: *start
You: you'll have a better life if you try
You: good bye
Stranger: yh
You: gentleman
Stranger: fuck off[/quote]
"Ah I pity man, *drags on cigarette*"
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You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: Sup?
You: NM
You: I like eggs.
Stranger: I like muffines
You: do you like eggs.
Stranger: muffins
You: muffins are shit.
You: Get eggs.
You: Eggs ftw.
Stranger: haha
You: eggs eggs eggs
You: Right-o
Stranger: Fine, eggs
You: YEY EGGS
You: OM NOM NOM
You: NOM
You: NOM
You: MOM
You: mom?
Stranger: NOM NOM? :))
You: NOM NOM NOM!
Stranger: What is that?
You: An Egg.
You: with eggs in it.
You: ergo, a SUPEREGG 9000
Stranger: Wow. Didn't know that. AHAHA
Stranger: WOAH
You: I don't think you're taking this seriously enough
You: it's over 9000/
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You: Hi! This is an automated message informing you that we will be delivering loads of cannabis to your doorstep!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what?
You: How much would you like?
Stranger: like what?
You: How much pounds of cannabis would you like?
Stranger: none
You: You have chosen 90 Pounds! Your package will arrive in 8 weeks! Thank you for your order!
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You: 11000101110100111010010001
Stranger: I DONT SPEAK BINARY ROBOT SCUM
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[editline]05:28AM[/editline]
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Stranger: hello you
You: IM A TRANSFORMER
Stranger: IM AN AUTOBOT!
You: Are you the good guy?
Stranger: i sure am, bajskorv
You: Dont speak russian.
Stranger: i speak husllevanls
You: Lets talk in BINARY CODE!
You: 10010011100101
You: 01010101000
You: 1010010101110110101
Stranger: 1337
You: 101011010101010101
You: 1337? Your doing it wrong.
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Stranger: 20 year old bi sexual male looking for male or female with webcam
You: I am a female with a webcam!
You: Looking for someone
Stranger: send me a link
You: Okay
You: [url]http://*********com/bqflr[/url]
You: There
Stranger: ah f*ck you
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The tinyurl lead to meatspin.
Ahahahaha!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You smell of bitch, good bye!
You have disconnected."
Edit:
"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy. 19 f here :)
You: 45 f here
You: so....
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Edit:
"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
You: Sorry
You: That just sliped out
Stranger: wat's happen here
You: DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
You: OH god i cant control it
Stranger: somthing wrong
You: HELP ME
You: Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis
You: NOOOOO
You: IM SO SORRY
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Edit:
"Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello lady
You: Hello
You: So on a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your face?
Stranger: like a 7.5
You: Ohhh, im soooooo sorry. My doctors say i can only talk to people with a rating of 8.5 or higher
You: Sorry man
You have disconnected."
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tell im hot ?
You: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471[/url]
Stranger: i'm not looking at that
You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url]
You: no fake srsly
Stranger: there was no pic
You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url]
You: there is
You: Wtf
Stranger: ok now i see it
Stranger: the girl in the pics is hot
You: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471[/url]
You: i hve some nudeshere
You: ;)
You: and my cell number well have a chat ?
Stranger: i'm not going to open that one
Stranger: no
Stranger: give me your msn
Stranger: or something
You: dont have that :9
You: only skype
Stranger: aim?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: and a camera?
You: yEs
Stranger: are you going to ask for money?
You: nope
You: im looking for people to hat with :D
Stranger: ok whats your skype?
You: dabichthathaznopussyortitiesihaevcock2
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: it's a trap!
Disconnection
Heres another one
You: hi
Stranger: women shouldnt have rights
You: o rly /
You: ilike wimen for teh pussy :
Stranger: their brains work differently, they have very little willpower and very low intelligence capacity
Stranger: they are good at reaction times though
You: o rly ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: all women are sheep
Stranger: tottaly dependant upon man
You: still WOMIZ PWN CUZ THEY HAEV BEWBS PUwSY AND OTTAH SHITE
Stranger: there just walking genetic husks
You: then Do ah Barrel Roll
Stranger: lol
You: fag
Stranger: all the women with good genes
Stranger: are taken
Stranger: its true
Stranger: and there sluts
You: tehn yar ghey
Stranger: todays women are all of horrible qauility
You: k thnx bye
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
You: BITCH
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You: BITCHBITCH
You: BITCH
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You: BITCH
You: BITCHBITCHBITCH
Stranger: hey mom
You: Hey, Michael.
Stranger: im hungry
You: Oh, want me to make you food?
Stranger: i want cereal
You: *puts cereal on table and milk on table too*
You: There.
Stranger: there is a cigarette in this
You: Really?
You: BITCH, THAT'S MINE!
Stranger: mom, did you have whiskey for breakfast again?
You: I sure did!
Stranger: dad is going to be so angry
You: *falls on the ground*
You: You... BITCH! *falls asleep*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: nice 2 meet u
You: same
You: A slice of lemon?
Stranger: from?
You: a lemon
Stranger: shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
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