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Stranger: hey
You: A wild abra appears
Stranger: asl
You: a wild abra appears
Stranger: suck my ten inch dick
You: wild abra uses tackle
You: Stranger is unconsious
[editline]09:25PM[/editline]
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Is this a real person?
Stranger: yes
You: i mean do you like sucking black cock?
You: FUCK
You: I FLEE
Stranger: r u chatting 1st time
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Stranger: F or m
You: I'm a time traveler sent here to cyber
You: I am gender-less
Stranger: R u female
You: yes
Stranger: Wat u up to im holdin my 8 inch
You: A gender-less female sent here to cyber from 2109
You: I'm currently trying to configure my flux capacitor, I seem to have blown a gasket
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You: Is this a real person?
You: i mean do you like sucking black cock?0
Stranger: I hope so
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[editline]09:36PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this a real person?
Stranger: hi are you from chicago, and your gf recently moved to canada?
Stranger: yeah
You: is this a real person?
Stranger: yes it is
You: No seriously
You: i mean do you like sucking black cock?
You: Damnit
Stranger: in that case no this isn't a realperson
You: Haha you didn't answer the cock question, so it's instantly YES.
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[editline]09:38PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hi
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: good
Stranger: ur ?
You: good.
Stranger: asl ?
You: 2009/m/heaven.
You: you better believe it.
Stranger: sure
You: Look at this, I can make a Omegle post with nothing in it
You:
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You:
You:
You:
You: Haha.
You: I am Jesus.
You:
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[editline]09:40PM[/editline]
The funny thing is that I was actually using the unicode thing
alt+0160
LEMIN!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: A TREE
You: and you
Stranger: china
You: A SLICE OF LEMIN
Stranger: what the hell?
Stranger: do u mean?
You: What the sour lemin?
You:[img]http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1453/11174035.JPG[/img]
Stranger: what is that?
You: picture of me.
Stranger: i dunt want to see
You: but its tasty lemin!
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Stranger: hi
You: IM A DINOSAW
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[code]You: Hello! Could you teach me to become "hip"? My daughter is embarrassed to be seen with me, and I want to change that.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: um well im a daughter myself
You: Okeydokey.
Stranger: hmm
You: How do you become ''hip''.
Stranger: im not sure really
You: I'm a 40 year old man, 1,85 tall.
You: Still have hair.
You: Not fat.
You: How do I become what young people call ''fancy'' ''cool''?
Stranger: um
You: What outfit should I wear ?
Stranger: i hate to break it to you but whatever you do, its going to be extremely hard to get your daughter to change
Stranger: i think you should wear jeans
Stranger: not say anything embarrassing in public
You: Ok.
You: What should I not say?
Stranger: for teenagers that includes saying i love you
Stranger: or what time you should be hom
Stranger: or anything too affectionate
You: Ok.
You: Can I say don't dance with men.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: welll not really
You: I want her to grow up and be lesbian.
Stranger: what?
You: Just like her older sister.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: dont you want to have grandchildren
You: I will breed them.
Stranger: i think its terrible that you want to influence her sexuality like that
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you!
You: I just want to watch while they have fun.
Stranger: ...
You: What is wrong with that ?
Stranger: maybe thats why she doesnt want to be seen in public with you
Stranger: if i were her i wouldnt even want to be related to you
You: Should I give her some drugs?
Stranger: sure
You: Ok.
You: So, I could give her some pain reducing medicine.
You: For when I rape her ?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: now you tell me
Stranger: okay when you rape her
Stranger: you have to do it kinda gently
You: I only do it light.
Stranger: its good that you understand the pain
Stranger: id knock her unconscious first
You: I don't do it in the butt.
You: In the mouth while she sleeps.
Stranger: does she sleep talk?
You: No.
Stranger: that would be better dont you think?
Stranger: cos then her mouth is moving
You: No.
You: I just move it myself.
Stranger: does she wake up?
You: Sometimes I dream about ripping of her jaw.
Stranger: is she aware that you rape her?
You: And then invite some friends to join me.
Stranger: YOU FUCKING GAY SHIT
Stranger: IM REPORTING YOU TO THE FUCKING POLICE
Stranger: YOU DONT FUCKING RAPE YOUR FUCKING DAUGTER
You: Yes.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: WHAT YOUR DOING IS NOT OKAY
Stranger: IN ANY WAY AT ALL
You: Why ?
You: I find it good.
Stranger: BECAUSE RAPE IS NOT GOOD
You: I asked her if she wanted to marry me.
Stranger: THATS WHY ITS CALLED RAPE AND NOT SEX
You: She said that she did not want to because she is 12.
Stranger: YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKER
You: Why ?
Stranger: GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
Stranger: YOU CANT MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER
Stranger: ITS NOT RIGHT TO RAPE HER
Stranger: SHES NOT GOING TO BE A LESBIAN
You: Yes. She likes it.
You: I think ?[/code]
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Hello, old chap, care for some dino-tea?
Stranger: Oh yes
Stranger: FUCK YES
Stranger: Please
Stranger: I like dino-tea
You: Very good, dear sir! Let me just pass you the kettle!
You: Oh, curses! It would seem my tiny Tyrannosaurus arms are woefully short!
You: I am unable to pass the kettle!
Stranger: I shall assist you in the task with my extendable arms!
You: Oho!
You: Most ingenious!
Stranger: Oh, it seems that I have most unluckily forget to wear them today
Stranger: forgot*
You: Oh dear!
You: Whatever shall we do?
Stranger: We shall call for help from Hezzy
Stranger: HEEEEZZZZZZZZZZy
Stranger: We can't reach the teach =(
You: HEZZY! HELP US!
Stranger: tea*
Stranger: Too bad gabe is too fat to rise from his seat
You: Indeed.
You: Curse you Gabe!
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: You just delayed it
Stranger: By 3 weeks
Stranger: SIGH
You: Oh, midlands, you're right.
Stranger: Golly-gosh
Stranger: I know, we'll call for the other moderator which has extendable arms:
Stranger: VENTILATED
Stranger: Oh diddle-sticks, he was demoted
Stranger: Hmm
You: We could call for Post- Wait, he's not a moderator anymore.
Stranger: Umm is verynicelady still able to assist us?
You: I am unsure!
You: There is still hope yet!
You: Thrice be damned, this tealess crossroads!
You: It would seem she is off the line!
Stranger: My god!
Stranger: We may have to brace for the outcome to become the worst
Stranger: We still have hope!
Stranger: FAAAAT THREADS, like gabe
You: Fool! You've delayed it a further week!
Stranger: Oh diddle-sticks!
You: My dear fellow, I believe us to be doomed to be tea-less!
Stranger: No! We shall not be
Stranger: I have, but one plan!
Stranger: *stands up, walks to tea, picks up, walks back and sits down*
Stranger: FOR GLORY!
You: Why, you utter genius of a gentleman!
Stranger: It appears so
Stranger: I, a genius, has devised an idea of pure genius
You: *raises tea* A toast! To a genius of a man!
Stranger: I dare you, to enter the Omegle V2 thread
You: I have just come from that very thread!
Stranger: And to post, in quotes, the entirity of this conversation from above FOR GLORY!
Stranger: We shall, be the awesome posters who will receive numerous (None) funnies
Stranger: We will receive BOTH sides of the conversation
Stranger: From the stranger and the you's pov
You: Hell yes, but that would require a disconnect first!
Stranger: Oh, it would
Stranger: See you on the other side
Stranger: Au reviour, and best of luck in your future endevours
You: Au revoir.
You: And...
Stranger: TO TEA!
You: You said the exact same thing I was gonna.
You: INDEED!
You: DINO-TEA!
Stranger: MUCH TEA OF THE DINO!
You: *downs that dino-tea and hits disconnect*
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Alright, you magnificent bastard, stand up!
[QUOTE=CrazySpray;18485037]For dino-tea![/quote]
Crazyspray, you're awesome!
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hello, old chap, care for some dino-tea?
You: Oh yes
you: Fuck yes
you: Please
you: I like dino-tea
stranger: Very good, dear sir! Let me just pass you the kettle!
Stranger: Oh, curses! It would seem my tiny tyrannosaurus arms are woefully short!
Stranger: I am unable to pass the kettle!
You: I shall assist you in the task with my extendable arms!
Stranger: Oho!
Stranger: Most ingenious!
You: Oh, it seems that i have most unluckily forget to wear them today
you: Forgot*
stranger: Oh dear!
Stranger: Whatever shall we do?
You: We shall call for help from hezzy
you: Heeeezzzzzzzzzzy
you: We can't reach the teach =(
you: Tea*
stranger: Hezzy! Help us!
You: Too bad gabe is too fat to rise from his seat
stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Curse you gabe!
You: Wow
you: You just delayed it
you: By 3 weeks
you: Sigh
stranger: Oh, midlands, you're right.
You: Golly-gosh
you: I know, we'll call for the other moderator which has extendable arms:
You: Ventilated
you: Oh diddle-sticks, he was demoted
you: Hmm
stranger: We could call for post- wait, he's not a moderator anymore.
You: Umm is verynicelady still able to assist us?
Stranger: I am unsure!
Stranger: There is still hope yet!
Stranger: Thrice be damned, this tealess crossroads!
Stranger: It would seem she is off the line!
You: My god!
You: We may have to brace for the outcome to become the worst
you: We still have hope!
You: Faaaat threads, like gabe
stranger: Fool! You've delayed it a further week!
You: Oh diddle-sticks!
Stranger: My dear fellow, i believe us to be doomed to be tea-less!
You: No! We shall not be
you: I have, but one plan!
You: *stands up, walks to tea, picks up, walks back and sits down*
you: For glory!
Stranger: Why, you utter genius of a gentleman!
You: It appears so
You: I, a genius, has devised an idea of pure genius
Stranger: *raises tea* A toast! To a genius of a man!
You: I dare you, to enter the Omegle V2 thread
You: And to post, in quotes, the entirity of this conversation from above FOR GLORY!
Stranger: I have just come from that very thread!
You: We shall, be the awesome posters who will receive numerous (None) funnies
You: We will receive BOTH sides of the conversation
You: From the stranger and the you's pov
Stranger: Hell yes, but that would require a disconnect first!
You: Oh, it would
You: See you on the other side
You: Au reviour, and best of luck in your future endevours
Stranger: Au revoir.
Stranger: And...
You: TO TEA!
Stranger: You said the exact same thing I was gonna.
Stranger: INDEED!
Stranger: DINO-TEA!
You: MUCH TEA OF THE DINO!
Stranger: *downs that dino-tea and hits disconnect*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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For dino-tea!
[editline]11:10PM[/editline]
[Quote=Awesome guy]Alright, you magnificent bastard, stand up![/QUOTE]
My god, it's god....
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: i am the coolest person ever
Stranger: who are you?
You: a person
You: lets begin with seeing how cool you are
You: name 5 memes
Stranger: what is a memes?
You: You are not cool
Stranger: no, your uncool for making up uncool shit like memes
You: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme[/url]
You: i think the term is *facepalm*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This is godly
[quote]Stranger: hey 19/m/california
You: no i'm 16/m/finland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
What?
[quote]Stranger: bi male22 looking for horny Australians m or f..
You: thats a shame im 21/m/uk
You: stop trying omegle, it wont work
You: im sorry
Stranger: it does
You: how many fuckbuddies have you got over omegle
Stranger: 7
You: Damn thats good
Stranger: 5 g 2 guys
You: meh
You: I think bisexuality is an excuse to feel normal, when deep down you are gay
You: im gay so i know what im saying mhmkay?
Stranger: whatever u like bud
You: good to know
Stranger: i dont kiss or fuck guys
Stranger: i just like stomachs and dicks
You: well fuck that
You: i like a fucking 25" shalong up my ass
Stranger: pretty gay lol
You: join [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] and post a welcome thread in general discussion
Stranger: why
You: becuase its the best forum ever
Stranger: how bigs u rdick?
Stranger: gaybladde
You: huh
You: olol
You: 25" inches long and 12" inches thick
Stranger: mature
You: see 'show me your genitals' by jon lajoie on youtube
You: and bye
You: good luck
You: also
You: im 13/m/TROLLINH
You: lolol.ol.ol.olol
You: WOEND
You: FUCKING PWNT
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I'm mean
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: ...
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: ...
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] do you think i'm hot?
You: ...
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: ...
[B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B][/QUOTE]
My specialty, being generally creepy.
[b]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b]
[b]Stranger:[/b] Hi there, 19 and looking for a cute, very curvy girl to please :)
[b]You:[/b] :D
[b]Stranger:[/b] oh?
[b]You:[/b] im 18 female
[b]Stranger:[/b] are you what I'm looking for? :)
[b]You:[/b] sure :D
[b]Stranger:[/b] yay
[b]You:[/b] msn?
[b]Stranger:[/b] well how about we get to know eachother something better :)
[b]Stranger:[/b] what do you look like? :)
[b]You:[/b] gay porn, counter-strike, world of warcraft, donuts, fat men :D
[b]Stranger:[/b] lol
[b]Stranger:[/b] LOOK like
[b]Stranger:[/b] not what you like :P
[b]You:[/b] i like gays, they are cute :D
[b]Stranger:[/b] aww
[b]Stranger:[/b] :)
[b]You:[/b] i like to suck cock too
[b]Stranger:[/b] I like big curvy girls :P
[b]You:[/b] my weight is 84 kg
[b]You:[/b] but do you like girls that smoke weed?
[b]Stranger:[/b] I like any sort of girl :)
[b]Stranger:[/b] especially ones with big boobs :P
[b]You:[/b] i got tiny boobs :'(
[b]Stranger:[/b] aww don't worry hun
[b]Stranger:[/b] maybe you might be due for a growth spurt
[b]Stranger:[/b] :)
[b]Stranger:[/b] besid,es what makes you think they're tiny?
[b]You:[/b] its totally flat
[b]Stranger:[/b] aww bless your heart
[b]Stranger:[/b] how big would you like them to be?
[b]You:[/b] like Lolo Ferarri
[b]Stranger:[/b] why stop there? ;)
[b]You:[/b] i dont my boobs to kill me
[b]You:[/b] i dont want*
[b]Stranger:[/b] yeah I suppose you have a good point there actually
[b]Stranger:[/b] lol
[b]You:[/b] and i got a little penis instead if a vagina :)
[b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]
this guy's weird
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: horny female wanted
You: horny female here, at your sevice
Stranger: r u sexy?
You: redhead with nice breasts
Stranger: tight pussy
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: do u have any pics?
Stranger: :P
You: yes :3
You: do you?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: u send first:)
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic1.jpg[/url]
You: I think you know my job now :3
Stranger: any nude pics
You: a pic of you first
You: :)
Stranger: what is yur porn star name
Stranger: and then i'll send a pic
Stranger: :P
You: Ive only done one set where I was called Rachel
You: it was free too X(
Stranger: that sucks... :(
Stranger: i would love to have been that pornstar tho :P
You: that sucks. lol pun
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: Vegas
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u strip??
You: yeah
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic5.jpg[/url]
Stranger: i like so far.. :P
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic6.jpg[/url]
Stranger: nice
You: jacking yet?
Stranger: not really..
Stranger: im gettin turned on.. :P
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic8.jpg[/url]
You: bout now?
Stranger: closer... just a little further... :P
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic10.jpg[/url]
Stranger: im gettin a chubby...
Stranger: just need that extra little bit :P
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic13.jpg[/url]
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic14.jpg[/url]
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic15.jpg[/url]
You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic16.jpg[/url]
Stranger: i like... any without a cock in ur tight little pussy??
Stranger: :P :)
You: sorry lol
Stranger: thats ok.. its a porn shoot... i understand
Stranger: XD
You: so you like?
Stranger: dayum straight i like ; )
Stranger: ur sexc
You: your soo nice
Stranger: i would fuck you soooooo HARD
Stranger: :P
Stranger: thanks
You: so where you from
Stranger: canada
You: cool
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its gettin cool over here lmao
Stranger: :P
You: It's getting a bit cool
Stranger: .. ive been to vegas... your winter is like our summer almost
Stranger: lol
You: wow
You: canada's cold
You: wonder how those canadian girls do it :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: iunno
You: well, I guess ill go
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: ok
You: what
Stranger: i wanna talk to you
You: ok
Stranger: :P
You: lol
You: so, you got any pics?
(half a second later)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol urls got weird today and now give different places
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi diddly ho Omeglino!!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Okly Dokly
Stranger: Wow, another twelve year old quoting a show that stopped being relevant fifteen years ago.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Open the door
Stranger: hi
You: Get on the floor
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
You: *repeat*
Stranger: ??????????????????????????
You: A thousand question marks doesn't make you look cool.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so why?
Stranger: this time only one
Stranger: lol
You: I was just singning a song...
You: *singing
Stranger: oops
Stranger: lol
You: yeah. lol rofl lamo omg wtf hax
You: From now on I will talk like you.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: one mark
You: b/c i feel like it
Stranger: so why again
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
You: lol? omg wtf
You: why what lol
You: lmao
You: rofl
You: ????????????????? lol
You: lolololololololol
You: roflol
You: ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
You: lol
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: why lol
Stranger: no why
Stranger: why make u stupid
Stranger: makes
You: omg lol i dunno lol laffo lmao roflmao hax lolwtf omg
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol penis ????????????????
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Pingas!
You: PINGAS!
You: i'm 9001 feet tall.
Stranger: SO YOU'RE OVER
Stranger: NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
You: NONONONONONO
You: OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FEET TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
You: IN WEST PHILIDELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
Stranger: GENTLEMEN, GENTLEGENTLEMEN
You: Gentlemen?
You: WHAT ARE THOU GENTLEMEN.
Stranger: IM A SPY
You: Spy sappin' mah' sentry!
Stranger: MAGGOTS
You: BONK/
Stranger: OH THEY LL HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER
Stranger: ...
Stranger: IN HELL
You: I'm going to gat you like a corneesh game hen
Stranger: I'm a black scottish cyclop :(
You: BONK!
You: Facepunch, amirite?
Stranger: Team Fortress 2! :P
Stranger: I'm not going on facepunch
You: Facepunch user?
Stranger: No :'(
You: GREAT BALLS OF STEEL!
Stranger: just going on many forums
Stranger: I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Stranger: BALLS OF STEEL
Stranger: STEEL
You: I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
You have disconnected.[/quote] I fail.
[quote]Stranger: QUICKTIME EVENT! PRESS A OR DIE!
Stranger: YOU'RE DEAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
Damn those quicktime events.
[quote]Stranger: hey r u horny f with pic?
You: what a coincidence
You: I am
Stranger: nice show me!
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
You: [url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpg[/url]
Stranger: from?
You: norway
You: u like my pic?
Stranger: have other?
Stranger: yea
You: I'll check, wait
Stranger: ok
You: [url]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ellie096.jpg[/url]
You: I'm kind of paranoid so I use different hosters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: YO STRANGER
Stranger: hi
You: I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU
You: I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
You: BUT "THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER" WAS ONE OF THE BEST STRANGERS OF ALL TIME!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: please...
Stranger: Hi, my name is Mr. Garlic, I'm a garlic, who's weeeeeird
Stranger: what?
You: damn
You: im trying to get to chat with my freind
You: IM BACON
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: That's fun
Stranger: I like to sing "Baacon, Baacon"
You: I'm going to be fried soon, wanna join me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Ok
You: Ok, ill be next to the crisps on the shelf
Stranger: But...
Stranger: Okaaay <.<
Stranger: In my last life, I was a pink potato
You: Oh really?
You: sounds good
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and in my life BEFORE that, I was a wannabe garlic
You: Cool, I was a Orange
Stranger: and before THAT I was a... HUMAN O.O
Stranger: that was soooo horrible
You: Yeah, its awful isnt it
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: In my sparetime, I cut myself, coz that's fun
You: Got emo?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I cut myself with a safety-pin
You: Wrists are for noobs, ankles are all the rage now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I cut my neck
You: Oh
Stranger: hell yeah
You: Anyway
Stranger: and sometimes my brain
You: I gotta go and get fried
Stranger: yeah, do that
You: Bye[/quote]
Most awesome person ever
[editline]04:13PM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: you on facepunch?
Stranger: yes
You: name?
Stranger: you
You: whats your facepunch username
Stranger: you?
Stranger: ???
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url]
You: your username
Stranger: asl
You: gtfo
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:smug:
[editline]04:16PM[/editline]
Hehehe currently iminating a female in USA
[editline]04:22PM[/editline]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: name
You: why
Stranger: jst wan to know
You: Rebeecca
Stranger: from?
You: UK
Stranger: age???
You: 21
Stranger: can i see your pic?
You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url]
You: got that shit on copy/paste
Stranger: ok
Stranger: any way you like sex
You: thats it
You: thats all you want
You: sex
You: FUCK OFF
You: IM 13/M/UK
You: AHAHAHA OWNED
You: get off omegle
You: go to some bars
You: and get a life[/QUOTE]
I don't fail
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Before I answer that.
You: Tell me..
You: Do you live with your parents?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so?
You: Good.
Stranger: what ya goona do?
You: Can I come to your house...
You: And rape you in your testicles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Im Ah Guy 17 from Germany nd i search ah girl for webcamsex in msn...interessed?
You: hi
You: yes
Stranger: asl
You: 9/female/romania
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello my name is nay giggers
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: whr u from
You: uk
You: will u suck my dick baby
Stranger: well its strange that f have dick
You: ill fuck ur little ass hole with my hard 10 inch dick babe
fuck ya
[IMG]http://pet-sematary.org/andrew/uploads/omegle%20fail.PNG[/IMG]
What the fu.....
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ask five questions
You: are you gay
Stranger: no
You: do you live in the USA
Stranger: yes
You: mac or pc
Stranger: mac
You: male/female
Stranger: male
You: what state are you in
Stranger: NY
You: right now, i'm pissed
Stranger: why so?
You: im high on 8 vodka martinis
You: pissed is a term for drunk
Stranger: uk?
You: scotland
Stranger: ok
Stranger: a lot of vodka
You: meh
You: oohoh shit i feel like im sick
You: oh
You: shit
You: i gott\
You: byew
You: rbpv
You: fuck
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:hurr:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Play soggy biscuit with me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:saddowns:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey sexy
You: its not my fault
Stranger: hi there, hahah what?
You: its not my fault i tell you!
You: i didnt meen to push grandma out the god dam window!
Stranger: okay i believe you
Stranger: yeah she def tripped
You: EXACTLY
You: oh god oh god oh god
Stranger: like those stupid peg legs, shes soooo clumsy!
You: yes still alive!!!
You: i can here her!
You: moaning
Stranger: SHES STILL ALIVE!?
Stranger: OMG ITS A MIRACLE!
You: holy shit this is freaky
You: its 2:45am here
Stranger: who ya gonna call!?
Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS!
You: I CAN HEAR HER COMING UP THE STAIRS!!!!!!!
Stranger: its 4:25 here
You: BRB
Stranger: HURRRRRY CATCHER HER
You: FUCK!!!
You: i just pushed her down the stairs!!
You: i think shes dead now!
Stranger: oh no, now THAT was on purpose
You: no she "tripped"
You: just between you and me ok
Stranger: okay a dirty little secret
You: yh
You: ok so wtf do i do?
You: i just killed grandma ffs
Stranger: PUT THE BODY IN THE FLOOR
You: shall i have a freaking party?
Stranger: after you ditch the bod
You: I HAVE A BRRRIIALNT IDEA
Stranger: whatwhatwhat?!
You: I AM GOING TO TRY LIFT HER BODY UP HERE AND I SHALL THROUGH HER BODY OUT THE WINDOW
You: whilst playing LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR music insanly load!
Stranger: oh good luck, granny is a bit of a fatty
You: loud*
You: she used to be fat
Stranger: HAHAHHAHHA YES
You: but i starved her
Stranger: oh youre a planner!!!!
You: hehe
You: thank you kind sir
Stranger: im not a sir
You: i love killing old people
You: i just say they died in there old age
You: mmmwa ha ha
Stranger: yeah its the perfect excuse, so logical!!!
You: right so umm
Stranger: ummm, hahah
You: now that granny is dead i should have to find my shovel
Stranger: good luck with that but i must go
Stranger: best of luck with granny!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you.
Stranger: I'm a horny 17 year old girl
You: Lovely
You: I'm a horny 67 year old man.
Stranger: Ewwww get off this site u perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tee hee
I got pretty good.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: F
Stranger: male here
Stranger: loc?age?
You: F/17/UK
You: Wait ofu.
Stranger: im
Stranger: male
Stranger: 17
You: 17/f/uk
Stranger: usa
Stranger: :)
You: Well I guess i'll give you some pics.
You: 1 sec.
Stranger: ok
You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url]
Stranger: is that you?
You: Yep.
Stranger: many people have sent me those pictures ;S
Stranger: but ill believe me
Stranger: you*
Stranger: can i c u thru webcam
You: Don't have one, Sorry :(
Stranger: any other nude pics:)
You: Nope.
Stranger: can u take another one
You: Phone broke, camera got jacked.
Stranger: aah
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: whats ur msn?:)
You: Don't have one.
You: Hello?
You have disconnected[/quote]
They see me trollin'
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: f 17 australia
Stranger: you?
You: f 17 astralia
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You horny?
Stranger: kinda
You: WEll.. I'm a horny girl.. Soz...
Stranger: awesome!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: are you american?
Stranger: i am
You: My name is Ashley Kravits, yes i'm american
Stranger: i'm form Texas
You: ....
Stranger: i'm James Benson
You: I'm from Houston!
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: awesome!
You: Yeah!!!!
Stranger: i'm close to Dallas
You: S'pose you want pics, eh?
Stranger: Sherman
Stranger: it doesn't matter to me
You: well, if you care too see....
You: Search for my name on meatspin.com.......
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: meatspin
You: I know, funny name
Stranger: i've been there
You: Hahah
Stranger: couldn't stop laughing
You: You spin me right round baby right round, like a record player baby right round
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that dick is so funny
You: You gay lololz
Stranger: makes me laugh
Stranger: i'm guessing you're not a woman
You: No, i am
You: I just like to fool with the poor souls on here
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i do that too
Stranger: i usually tell them i want it in the pooper
Stranger: then they play along
You: Haha yeah
Stranger: and then i tell them to reach around and jerk me off
You: Sharpie in pooper, shoe on head
Stranger: it's hilarious
You: Haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: end the conversation real quick
Stranger: ends*
You: Yeah, haha
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger: i'm 19
You: I'm 17
You: O_o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no biggie
Stranger: i'm not here to talk dirty or nothin
You: I'd like it if you did ;)
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you're 17 though
You: I'm turning 18 in 3 months
You: I'm sure the cops won't care ;D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you first!
Stranger: lol
You: FINE FUCK UFF WITH YA, YA WEE BASTARD!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: MUD, SPIT, PUKE!
Stranger: real dirty
You: I'm a scat lover, soo..
Stranger: ;)
You: You know 2 girls 1 cup?
Stranger: SCAT!
Stranger: yeah i've seen it
You: I love that..
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really?
You: I love it when a guy takes a nice deuce in my va jay jay..
You: It's a bitch to clean though x_x
Stranger: that's called a alabama hotpocket
Stranger: an*
Stranger: i bet
You: Haha, really?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: look it up on meatspin.com
Stranger: lol
Stranger: j/k
You: haha
Stranger: urbandictionary.com
You: x_x
Stranger: don't die on me!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so how's life treating you?
You: Great, actually
Stranger: i'm the kind of guy that helps people with their problems
Stranger: great!
You: Neat
You: The world needs more people like you
Stranger: i love it when a person uses words besides "ok"
Stranger: well thank you
Stranger: :)
You: ok
You: ;P
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: whatever!
Stranger: lol
You: No you!
You: Don't you whatever me!
Stranger: nu uh girlfriend!
Stranger: you just crossed the line
You: X_X
Stranger: the line is here
Stranger: and you just crossed it
Stranger: lol
You: I want to give you a big hug
You: Know how big?
Stranger: how big?
You: |_______________________________________________________________________| That big!
Stranger: holy crap!
Stranger: that's big
Stranger: (that's what she said)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want to give you
You: :O
Stranger: a hug
Stranger: |_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| this big!
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Know how big my penis is?
Stranger: lol
You: |________________________________________________| That big!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Did i do it right?
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