• Omegle V2
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: A wild abra appears Stranger: asl You: a wild abra appears Stranger: suck my ten inch dick You: wild abra uses tackle You: Stranger is unconsious [editline]09:25PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Is this a real person? Stranger: yes You: i mean do you like sucking black cock? You: FUCK You: I FLEE Stranger: r u chatting 1st time You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: F or m You: I'm a time traveler sent here to cyber You: I am gender-less Stranger: R u female You: yes Stranger: Wat u up to im holdin my 8 inch You: A gender-less female sent here to cyber from 2109 You: I'm currently trying to configure my flux capacitor, I seem to have blown a gasket Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Is this a real person? You: i mean do you like sucking black cock?0 Stranger: I hope so You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Is this a real person? Stranger: hi are you from chicago, and your gf recently moved to canada? Stranger: yeah You: is this a real person? Stranger: yes it is You: No seriously You: i mean do you like sucking black cock? You: Damnit Stranger: in that case no this isn't a realperson You: Haha you didn't answer the cock question, so it's instantly YES. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]09:38PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hows it going? Stranger: good Stranger: ur ? You: good. Stranger: asl ? You: 2009/m/heaven. You: you better believe it. Stranger: sure You: Look at this, I can make a Omegle post with nothing in it You: You: You: You: You: You: Haha. You: I am Jesus. You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]09:40PM[/editline] The funny thing is that I was actually using the unicode thing alt+0160
LEMIN! You: Hey Stranger: hey Stranger: from? You: A TREE You: and you Stranger: china You: A SLICE OF LEMIN Stranger: what the hell? Stranger: do u mean? You: What the sour lemin? You:[img]http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1453/11174035.JPG[/img] Stranger: what is that? You: picture of me. Stranger: i dunt want to see You: but its tasty lemin! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: IM A DINOSAW Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: Hello! Could you teach me to become "hip"? My daughter is embarrassed to be seen with me, and I want to change that. Stranger: yep Stranger: um well im a daughter myself You: Okeydokey. Stranger: hmm You: How do you become ''hip''. Stranger: im not sure really You: I'm a 40 year old man, 1,85 tall. You: Still have hair. You: Not fat. You: How do I become what young people call ''fancy'' ''cool''? Stranger: um You: What outfit should I wear ? Stranger: i hate to break it to you but whatever you do, its going to be extremely hard to get your daughter to change Stranger: i think you should wear jeans Stranger: not say anything embarrassing in public You: Ok. You: What should I not say? Stranger: for teenagers that includes saying i love you Stranger: or what time you should be hom Stranger: or anything too affectionate You: Ok. You: Can I say don't dance with men. Stranger: hmm Stranger: welll not really You: I want her to grow up and be lesbian. Stranger: what? You: Just like her older sister. Stranger: why? Stranger: dont you want to have grandchildren You: I will breed them. Stranger: i think its terrible that you want to influence her sexuality like that Stranger: wtf is wrong with you! You: I just want to watch while they have fun. Stranger: ... You: What is wrong with that ? Stranger: maybe thats why she doesnt want to be seen in public with you Stranger: if i were her i wouldnt even want to be related to you You: Should I give her some drugs? Stranger: sure You: Ok. You: So, I could give her some pain reducing medicine. You: For when I rape her ? Stranger: okay Stranger: now you tell me Stranger: okay when you rape her Stranger: you have to do it kinda gently You: I only do it light. Stranger: its good that you understand the pain Stranger: id knock her unconscious first You: I don't do it in the butt. You: In the mouth while she sleeps. Stranger: does she sleep talk? You: No. Stranger: that would be better dont you think? Stranger: cos then her mouth is moving You: No. You: I just move it myself. Stranger: does she wake up? You: Sometimes I dream about ripping of her jaw. Stranger: is she aware that you rape her? You: And then invite some friends to join me. Stranger: YOU FUCKING GAY SHIT Stranger: IM REPORTING YOU TO THE FUCKING POLICE Stranger: YOU DONT FUCKING RAPE YOUR FUCKING DAUGTER You: Yes. Stranger: NO Stranger: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Stranger: WHAT YOUR DOING IS NOT OKAY Stranger: IN ANY WAY AT ALL You: Why ? You: I find it good. Stranger: BECAUSE RAPE IS NOT GOOD You: I asked her if she wanted to marry me. Stranger: THATS WHY ITS CALLED RAPE AND NOT SEX You: She said that she did not want to because she is 12. Stranger: YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDED FUCKER You: Why ? Stranger: GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL Stranger: YOU CANT MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER Stranger: ITS NOT RIGHT TO RAPE HER Stranger: SHES NOT GOING TO BE A LESBIAN You: Yes. She likes it. You: I think ?[/code]
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Stranger: Oh yes Stranger: FUCK YES Stranger: Please Stranger: I like dino-tea You: Very good, dear sir! Let me just pass you the kettle! You: Oh, curses! It would seem my tiny Tyrannosaurus arms are woefully short! You: I am unable to pass the kettle! Stranger: I shall assist you in the task with my extendable arms! You: Oho! You: Most ingenious! Stranger: Oh, it seems that I have most unluckily forget to wear them today Stranger: forgot* You: Oh dear! You: Whatever shall we do? Stranger: We shall call for help from Hezzy Stranger: HEEEEZZZZZZZZZZy Stranger: We can't reach the teach =( You: HEZZY! HELP US! Stranger: tea* Stranger: Too bad gabe is too fat to rise from his seat You: Indeed. You: Curse you Gabe! Stranger: Wow Stranger: You just delayed it Stranger: By 3 weeks Stranger: SIGH You: Oh, midlands, you're right. Stranger: Golly-gosh Stranger: I know, we'll call for the other moderator which has extendable arms: Stranger: VENTILATED Stranger: Oh diddle-sticks, he was demoted Stranger: Hmm You: We could call for Post- Wait, he's not a moderator anymore. Stranger: Umm is verynicelady still able to assist us? You: I am unsure! You: There is still hope yet! You: Thrice be damned, this tealess crossroads! You: It would seem she is off the line! Stranger: My god! Stranger: We may have to brace for the outcome to become the worst Stranger: We still have hope! Stranger: FAAAAT THREADS, like gabe You: Fool! You've delayed it a further week! Stranger: Oh diddle-sticks! You: My dear fellow, I believe us to be doomed to be tea-less! Stranger: No! We shall not be Stranger: I have, but one plan! Stranger: *stands up, walks to tea, picks up, walks back and sits down* Stranger: FOR GLORY! You: Why, you utter genius of a gentleman! Stranger: It appears so Stranger: I, a genius, has devised an idea of pure genius You: *raises tea* A toast! To a genius of a man! Stranger: I dare you, to enter the Omegle V2 thread You: I have just come from that very thread! Stranger: And to post, in quotes, the entirity of this conversation from above FOR GLORY! Stranger: We shall, be the awesome posters who will receive numerous (None) funnies Stranger: We will receive BOTH sides of the conversation Stranger: From the stranger and the you's pov You: Hell yes, but that would require a disconnect first! Stranger: Oh, it would Stranger: See you on the other side Stranger: Au reviour, and best of luck in your future endevours You: Au revoir. You: And... Stranger: TO TEA! You: You said the exact same thing I was gonna. You: INDEED! You: DINO-TEA! Stranger: MUCH TEA OF THE DINO! You: *downs that dino-tea and hits disconnect* You have disconnected.[/quote] Alright, you magnificent bastard, stand up! [QUOTE=CrazySpray;18485037]For dino-tea![/quote] Crazyspray, you're awesome!
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You: Oh yes you: Fuck yes you: Please you: I like dino-tea stranger: Very good, dear sir! Let me just pass you the kettle! Stranger: Oh, curses! It would seem my tiny tyrannosaurus arms are woefully short! Stranger: I am unable to pass the kettle! You: I shall assist you in the task with my extendable arms! Stranger: Oho! Stranger: Most ingenious! You: Oh, it seems that i have most unluckily forget to wear them today you: Forgot* stranger: Oh dear! Stranger: Whatever shall we do? You: We shall call for help from hezzy you: Heeeezzzzzzzzzzy you: We can't reach the teach =( you: Tea* stranger: Hezzy! Help us! You: Too bad gabe is too fat to rise from his seat stranger: Indeed. Stranger: Curse you gabe! You: Wow you: You just delayed it you: By 3 weeks you: Sigh stranger: Oh, midlands, you're right. You: Golly-gosh you: I know, we'll call for the other moderator which has extendable arms: You: Ventilated you: Oh diddle-sticks, he was demoted you: Hmm stranger: We could call for post- wait, he's not a moderator anymore. You: Umm is verynicelady still able to assist us? Stranger: I am unsure! Stranger: There is still hope yet! Stranger: Thrice be damned, this tealess crossroads! Stranger: It would seem she is off the line! You: My god! You: We may have to brace for the outcome to become the worst you: We still have hope! You: Faaaat threads, like gabe stranger: Fool! You've delayed it a further week! You: Oh diddle-sticks! Stranger: My dear fellow, i believe us to be doomed to be tea-less! You: No! We shall not be you: I have, but one plan! You: *stands up, walks to tea, picks up, walks back and sits down* you: For glory! Stranger: Why, you utter genius of a gentleman! You: It appears so You: I, a genius, has devised an idea of pure genius Stranger: *raises tea* A toast! To a genius of a man! You: I dare you, to enter the Omegle V2 thread You: And to post, in quotes, the entirity of this conversation from above FOR GLORY! Stranger: I have just come from that very thread! You: We shall, be the awesome posters who will receive numerous (None) funnies You: We will receive BOTH sides of the conversation You: From the stranger and the you's pov Stranger: Hell yes, but that would require a disconnect first! You: Oh, it would You: See you on the other side You: Au reviour, and best of luck in your future endevours Stranger: Au revoir. Stranger: And... You: TO TEA! Stranger: You said the exact same thing I was gonna. Stranger: INDEED! Stranger: DINO-TEA! You: MUCH TEA OF THE DINO! Stranger: *downs that dino-tea and hits disconnect* Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] For dino-tea! [editline]11:10PM[/editline] [Quote=Awesome guy]Alright, you magnificent bastard, stand up![/QUOTE] My god, it's god....
[quote]You: hi Stranger: i am the coolest person ever Stranger: who are you? You: a person You: lets begin with seeing how cool you are You: name 5 memes Stranger: what is a memes? You: You are not cool Stranger: no, your uncool for making up uncool shit like memes You: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme[/url] You: i think the term is *facepalm* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is godly
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[quote]Stranger: hey 19/m/california You: no i'm 16/m/finland Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What?
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[QUOTE]Stranger: hi, how are you? You: ... Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: ... Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] do you think i'm hot? You: ... Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) You: ... [B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B][/QUOTE] My specialty, being generally creepy.
[b]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b] [b]Stranger:[/b] Hi there, 19 and looking for a cute, very curvy girl to please :) [b]You:[/b] :D [b]Stranger:[/b] oh? [b]You:[/b] im 18 female [b]Stranger:[/b] are you what I'm looking for? :) [b]You:[/b] sure :D [b]Stranger:[/b] yay [b]You:[/b] msn? [b]Stranger:[/b] well how about we get to know eachother something better :) [b]Stranger:[/b] what do you look like? :) [b]You:[/b] gay porn, counter-strike, world of warcraft, donuts, fat men :D [b]Stranger:[/b] lol [b]Stranger:[/b] LOOK like [b]Stranger:[/b] not what you like :P [b]You:[/b] i like gays, they are cute :D [b]Stranger:[/b] aww [b]Stranger:[/b] :) [b]You:[/b] i like to suck cock too [b]Stranger:[/b] I like big curvy girls :P [b]You:[/b] my weight is 84 kg [b]You:[/b] but do you like girls that smoke weed? [b]Stranger:[/b] I like any sort of girl :) [b]Stranger:[/b] especially ones with big boobs :P [b]You:[/b] i got tiny boobs :'( [b]Stranger:[/b] aww don't worry hun [b]Stranger:[/b] maybe you might be due for a growth spurt [b]Stranger:[/b] :) [b]Stranger:[/b] besid,es what makes you think they're tiny? [b]You:[/b] its totally flat [b]Stranger:[/b] aww bless your heart [b]Stranger:[/b] how big would you like them to be? [b]You:[/b] like Lolo Ferarri [b]Stranger:[/b] why stop there? ;) [b]You:[/b] i dont my boobs to kill me [b]You:[/b] i dont want* [b]Stranger:[/b] yeah I suppose you have a good point there actually [b]Stranger:[/b] lol [b]You:[/b] and i got a little penis instead if a vagina :) [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]
this guy's weird You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: horny female wanted You: horny female here, at your sevice Stranger: r u sexy? You: redhead with nice breasts Stranger: tight pussy Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: do u have any pics? Stranger: :P You: yes :3 You: do you? Stranger: maybe Stranger: u send first:) You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic1.jpg[/url] You: I think you know my job now :3 Stranger: any nude pics You: a pic of you first You: :) Stranger: what is yur porn star name Stranger: and then i'll send a pic Stranger: :P You: Ive only done one set where I was called Rachel You: it was free too X( Stranger: that sucks... :( Stranger: i would love to have been that pornstar tho :P You: that sucks. lol pun Stranger: haha Stranger: so where r u from? You: Vegas Stranger: nice Stranger: u strip?? You: yeah You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic5.jpg[/url] Stranger: i like so far.. :P You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic6.jpg[/url] Stranger: nice You: jacking yet? Stranger: not really.. Stranger: im gettin turned on.. :P You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic8.jpg[/url] You: bout now? Stranger: closer... just a little further... :P You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic10.jpg[/url] Stranger: im gettin a chubby... Stranger: just need that extra little bit :P You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic13.jpg[/url] You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic14.jpg[/url] You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic15.jpg[/url] You: [url]http://thumbox.com/07/bb/0116/pics/pic16.jpg[/url] Stranger: i like... any without a cock in ur tight little pussy?? Stranger: :P :) You: sorry lol Stranger: thats ok.. its a porn shoot... i understand Stranger: XD You: so you like? Stranger: dayum straight i like ; ) Stranger: ur sexc You: your soo nice Stranger: i would fuck you soooooo HARD Stranger: :P Stranger: thanks You: so where you from Stranger: canada You: cool Stranger: yeah Stranger: its gettin cool over here lmao Stranger: :P You: It's getting a bit cool Stranger: .. ive been to vegas... your winter is like our summer almost Stranger: lol You: wow You: canada's cold You: wonder how those canadian girls do it :) Stranger: lol Stranger: iunno You: well, I guess ill go Stranger: no Stranger: wait You: ok You: what Stranger: i wanna talk to you You: ok Stranger: :P You: lol You: so, you got any pics? (half a second later) Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol urls got weird today and now give different places
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi diddly ho Omeglino!! Stranger: Hello. Stranger: How are you? You: Okly Dokly Stranger: Wow, another twelve year old quoting a show that stopped being relevant fifteen years ago. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Open the door Stranger: hi You: Get on the floor You: Everybody walk the dinosaur You: *repeat* Stranger: ?????????????????????????? You: A thousand question marks doesn't make you look cool. Stranger: yeah Stranger: so why? Stranger: this time only one Stranger: lol You: I was just singning a song... You: *singing Stranger: oops Stranger: lol You: yeah. lol rofl lamo omg wtf hax You: From now on I will talk like you. Stranger: why? Stranger: one mark You: b/c i feel like it Stranger: so why again Stranger: ? Stranger: lol You: lol? omg wtf You: why what lol You: lmao You: rofl You: ????????????????? lol You: lolololololololol You: roflol You: ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! You: lol Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: why lol Stranger: no why Stranger: why make u stupid Stranger: makes You: omg lol i dunno lol laffo lmao roflmao hax lolwtf omg You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol penis ????????????????
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Pingas! You: PINGAS! You: i'm 9001 feet tall. Stranger: SO YOU'RE OVER Stranger: NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND You: NONONONONONO You: OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FEET TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! You: IN WEST PHILIDELPHIA BORN AND RAISED Stranger: GENTLEMEN, GENTLEGENTLEMEN You: Gentlemen? You: WHAT ARE THOU GENTLEMEN. Stranger: IM A SPY You: Spy sappin' mah' sentry! Stranger: MAGGOTS You: BONK/ Stranger: OH THEY LL HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER Stranger: ... Stranger: IN HELL You: I'm going to gat you like a corneesh game hen Stranger: I'm a black scottish cyclop :( You: BONK! You: Facepunch, amirite? Stranger: Team Fortress 2! :P Stranger: I'm not going on facepunch You: Facepunch user? Stranger: No :'( You: GREAT BALLS OF STEEL! Stranger: just going on many forums Stranger: I GOT BALLS OF STEEL Stranger: BALLS OF STEEL Stranger: STEEL You: I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck. You have disconnected.[/quote] I fail.
[quote]Stranger: QUICKTIME EVENT! PRESS A OR DIE! Stranger: YOU'RE DEAD! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Damn those quicktime events. [quote]Stranger: hey r u horny f with pic? You: what a coincidence You: I am Stranger: nice show me! You: hold on Stranger: ok You: [url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpg[/url] Stranger: from? You: norway You: u like my pic? Stranger: have other? Stranger: yea You: I'll check, wait Stranger: ok You: [url]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ellie096.jpg[/url] You: I'm kind of paranoid so I use different hosters Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: YO STRANGER Stranger: hi You: I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU You: I'MMA LET YOU FINISH You: BUT "THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER" WAS ONE OF THE BEST STRANGERS OF ALL TIME! You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: please... Stranger: Hi, my name is Mr. Garlic, I'm a garlic, who's weeeeeird Stranger: what? You: damn You: im trying to get to chat with my freind You: IM BACON Stranger: Okay Stranger: That's fun Stranger: I like to sing "Baacon, Baacon" You: I'm going to be fried soon, wanna join me? Stranger: hmm Stranger: Ok You: Ok, ill be next to the crisps on the shelf Stranger: But... Stranger: Okaaay <.< Stranger: In my last life, I was a pink potato You: Oh really? You: sounds good Stranger: yes Stranger: and in my life BEFORE that, I was a wannabe garlic You: Cool, I was a Orange Stranger: and before THAT I was a... HUMAN O.O Stranger: that was soooo horrible You: Yeah, its awful isnt it Stranger: Yeah Stranger: In my sparetime, I cut myself, coz that's fun You: Got emo? Stranger: yeah Stranger: I cut myself with a safety-pin You: Wrists are for noobs, ankles are all the rage now Stranger: wow Stranger: I cut my neck You: Oh Stranger: hell yeah You: Anyway Stranger: and sometimes my brain You: I gotta go and get fried Stranger: yeah, do that You: Bye[/quote] Most awesome person ever [editline]04:13PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: you on facepunch? Stranger: yes You: name? Stranger: you You: whats your facepunch username Stranger: you? Stranger: ??? You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url] You: your username Stranger: asl You: gtfo You have disconnected.[/quote] :smug: [editline]04:16PM[/editline] Hehehe currently iminating a female in USA [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: name You: why Stranger: jst wan to know You: Rebeecca Stranger: from? You: UK Stranger: age??? You: 21 Stranger: can i see your pic? You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] You: got that shit on copy/paste Stranger: ok Stranger: any way you like sex You: thats it You: thats all you want You: sex You: FUCK OFF You: IM 13/M/UK You: AHAHAHA OWNED You: get off omegle You: go to some bars You: and get a life[/QUOTE] I don't fail
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl? You: Before I answer that. You: Tell me.. You: Do you live with your parents? Stranger: no Stranger: so? You: Good. Stranger: what ya goona do? You: Can I come to your house... You: And rape you in your testicles? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi Im Ah Guy 17 from Germany nd i search ah girl for webcamsex in msn...interessed? You: hi You: yes Stranger: asl You: 9/female/romania Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello my name is nay giggers Stranger: ok Stranger: m or f? You: f Stranger: whr u from You: uk You: will u suck my dick baby Stranger: well its strange that f have dick You: ill fuck ur little ass hole with my hard 10 inch dick babe fuck ya
[IMG]http://pet-sematary.org/andrew/uploads/omegle%20fail.PNG[/IMG] What the fu.....
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: ask five questions You: are you gay Stranger: no You: do you live in the USA Stranger: yes You: mac or pc Stranger: mac You: male/female Stranger: male You: what state are you in Stranger: NY You: right now, i'm pissed Stranger: why so? You: im high on 8 vodka martinis You: pissed is a term for drunk Stranger: uk? You: scotland Stranger: ok Stranger: a lot of vodka You: meh You: oohoh shit i feel like im sick You: oh You: shit You: i gott\ You: byew You: rbpv You: fuck You have disconnected.[/quote] :hurr:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Play soggy biscuit with me Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hey sexy You: its not my fault Stranger: hi there, hahah what? You: its not my fault i tell you! You: i didnt meen to push grandma out the god dam window! Stranger: okay i believe you Stranger: yeah she def tripped You: EXACTLY You: oh god oh god oh god Stranger: like those stupid peg legs, shes soooo clumsy! You: yes still alive!!! You: i can here her! You: moaning Stranger: SHES STILL ALIVE!? Stranger: OMG ITS A MIRACLE! You: holy shit this is freaky You: its 2:45am here Stranger: who ya gonna call!? Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! You: I CAN HEAR HER COMING UP THE STAIRS!!!!!!! Stranger: its 4:25 here You: BRB Stranger: HURRRRRY CATCHER HER You: FUCK!!! You: i just pushed her down the stairs!! You: i think shes dead now! Stranger: oh no, now THAT was on purpose You: no she "tripped" You: just between you and me ok Stranger: okay a dirty little secret You: yh You: ok so wtf do i do? You: i just killed grandma ffs Stranger: PUT THE BODY IN THE FLOOR You: shall i have a freaking party? Stranger: after you ditch the bod You: I HAVE A BRRRIIALNT IDEA Stranger: whatwhatwhat?! You: I AM GOING TO TRY LIFT HER BODY UP HERE AND I SHALL THROUGH HER BODY OUT THE WINDOW You: whilst playing LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR music insanly load! Stranger: oh good luck, granny is a bit of a fatty You: loud* You: she used to be fat Stranger: HAHAHHAHHA YES You: but i starved her Stranger: oh youre a planner!!!! You: hehe You: thank you kind sir Stranger: im not a sir You: i love killing old people You: i just say they died in there old age You: mmmwa ha ha Stranger: yeah its the perfect excuse, so logical!!! You: right so umm Stranger: ummm, hahah You: now that granny is dead i should have to find my shovel Stranger: good luck with that but i must go Stranger: best of luck with granny!
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I love you. Stranger: I'm a horny 17 year old girl You: Lovely You: I'm a horny 67 year old man. Stranger: Ewwww get off this site u perv Your conversational partner has disconnected. Tee hee
I got pretty good. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: F Stranger: male here Stranger: loc?age? You: F/17/UK You: Wait ofu. Stranger: im Stranger: male Stranger: 17 You: 17/f/uk Stranger: usa Stranger: :) You: Well I guess i'll give you some pics. You: 1 sec. Stranger: ok You: [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] Stranger: is that you? You: Yep. Stranger: many people have sent me those pictures ;S Stranger: but ill believe me Stranger: you* Stranger: can i c u thru webcam You: Don't have one, Sorry :( Stranger: any other nude pics:) You: Nope. Stranger: can u take another one You: Phone broke, camera got jacked. Stranger: aah Stranger: ok.. Stranger: whats ur msn?:) You: Don't have one. You: Hello? You have disconnected[/quote] They see me trollin' [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: A/S/L? Stranger: f 17 australia Stranger: you? You: f 17 astralia You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You horny? Stranger: kinda You: WEll.. I'm a horny girl.. Soz... Stranger: awesome! You: Yeah! Stranger: are you american? Stranger: i am You: My name is Ashley Kravits, yes i'm american Stranger: i'm form Texas You: .... Stranger: i'm James Benson You: I'm from Houston! Stranger: no way! Stranger: awesome! You: Yeah!!!! Stranger: i'm close to Dallas You: S'pose you want pics, eh? Stranger: Sherman Stranger: it doesn't matter to me You: well, if you care too see.... You: Search for my name on meatspin.com....... Stranger: hahaha Stranger: meatspin You: I know, funny name Stranger: i've been there You: Hahah Stranger: couldn't stop laughing You: You spin me right round baby right round, like a record player baby right round Stranger: lol Stranger: that dick is so funny You: You gay lololz Stranger: makes me laugh Stranger: i'm guessing you're not a woman You: No, i am You: I just like to fool with the poor souls on here Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i do that too Stranger: i usually tell them i want it in the pooper Stranger: then they play along You: Haha yeah Stranger: and then i tell them to reach around and jerk me off You: Sharpie in pooper, shoe on head Stranger: it's hilarious You: Haha Stranger: lol Stranger: end the conversation real quick Stranger: ends* You: Yeah, haha Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: just wondering Stranger: i'm 19 You: I'm 17 You: O_o Stranger: lol Stranger: no biggie Stranger: i'm not here to talk dirty or nothin You: I'd like it if you did ;) Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you're 17 though You: I'm turning 18 in 3 months You: I'm sure the cops won't care ;D Stranger: lol Stranger: you first! Stranger: lol You: FINE FUCK UFF WITH YA, YA WEE BASTARD! Stranger: lol Stranger: MUD, SPIT, PUKE! Stranger: real dirty You: I'm a scat lover, soo.. Stranger: ;) You: You know 2 girls 1 cup? Stranger: SCAT! Stranger: yeah i've seen it You: I love that.. Stranger: lol Stranger: really? You: I love it when a guy takes a nice deuce in my va jay jay.. You: It's a bitch to clean though x_x Stranger: that's called a alabama hotpocket Stranger: an* Stranger: i bet You: Haha, really? Stranger: yep Stranger: look it up on meatspin.com Stranger: lol Stranger: j/k You: haha Stranger: urbandictionary.com You: x_x Stranger: don't die on me! Stranger: lol Stranger: so how's life treating you? You: Great, actually Stranger: i'm the kind of guy that helps people with their problems Stranger: great! You: Neat You: The world needs more people like you Stranger: i love it when a person uses words besides "ok" Stranger: well thank you Stranger: :) You: ok You: ;P You: haha Stranger: hahaha Stranger: whatever! Stranger: lol You: No you! You: Don't you whatever me! Stranger: nu uh girlfriend! Stranger: you just crossed the line You: X_X Stranger: the line is here Stranger: and you just crossed it Stranger: lol You: I want to give you a big hug You: Know how big? Stranger: how big? You: |_______________________________________________________________________| That big! Stranger: holy crap! Stranger: that's big Stranger: (that's what she said) Stranger: lol Stranger: i want to give you You: :O Stranger: a hug Stranger: |_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________| this big! Stranger: oh yeah You: Know how big my penis is? Stranger: lol You: |________________________________________________| That big! You have disconnected.[/quote] Did i do it right?
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