Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ctrl + V
You: Do it
Stranger: no I don't
You: Yes you do.
Stranger: no
You: I'm ALWAYS right.
You: Don't question my unspoken authority.
Stranger: no you don't always right
You: Yes, I do.
You: I am correct.
Stranger: ooks suomest?
You: Tsemous skoo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
EDIT:
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Hello.
You: I'm a 67 year old man.
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 8=========D You know what that is?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Works every time. :v:
Edit:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a girl to webcam with
You: A camwhore here :).
You: You want to see my titties?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sure... what do you wanna see from me?
You: Hmm.
You: If you don't mind...
You: Could you dress in a wolf outfit and perform for me?
You: It turns me on :).
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont actually have a wolf outfit handy
Stranger: sorry :S
You: Then, something with fur on it :).
Stranger: come on here
Stranger: [url]http://www.tinychat.com/u55qu[/url]
Stranger: we can webcam 1 to 1 on there
You: I see.
You: Would you consider me having a bit of uh... overweight down there? a little stick :)
Stranger: a stick?
You: Screw it I have a wrinkly penis, 73 years old :).
You: Shemale to be exact.
Stranger: hmmm
You: Yes.
You have disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 f
Stranger: u?
You: yeah 12 f
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: finally, another girl!
You: umm
You: calm down
Stranger: sorry....its just ive been on here for forever ending up talking to no one but a bunch of perverted guys...
You: turkish dudes?
You: i keep getting those
Stranger: nope, this one was indian
You: i don't like people who just say 'hi' 'asl'
You: yeah they're all some kind of european/asian
Stranger: what is it with foreign guys and sex? seriously.
You: they're all horny
Stranger: obviously.....they must like american girls
You: weirdos
You: i mean
You: who likes american girls
You: they're all fucking ugly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
i'm a gnetrleman nopw
I basically live on Omegle, so expect alot of chats here.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: m/f
Stranger: f
You: m here
You: age?
Stranger: 12
You: HOW ABOUT NO
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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[quote]You: hey
Stranger: hey fucking
Stranger: where the fucking from?
You: fucking?wanna fuck me?
Stranger: yes i wanna fuck you
Stranger: motherfucker
Stranger: are you female
You: wanna fuck me?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: gimme ur msn
You: oh yeah ur gonna get it
Stranger: come on
You: [email]rick-roll@hotmail.com[/email]
You: yeah ;D
You: oh yeah
Stranger: im gonna add now
Stranger: are u online
You: go ahead
You: yeah'
Stranger: i ve added you,
You: ok
You: you added [email]rick-roll@hotmail.com[/email]?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you add me
Stranger: come add and see me
You: is your msn [email]white-st00pidhead@areyoukiddingme.com[/email]?
Stranger: nooo,
Stranger: my msn is XXXXXXXXXXXX
You: are you actually so desperate and horny you believe that a girls msn is [email]rick-roll@hotmail.com[/email]??
You: RICK-ROLL
Stranger: nooo,
You: do you not get it??
Stranger: ive added casual
Stranger: anyway go home
Stranger: bye,
You: is there a more stupid guy in the whole world than you?
He gave me his actual msn, but..i dont want to give it to you guys, so i replaced it with XXXXXX[/quote]
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whoa...long chat is long, btw im speaking icelandic at first, just to fuck with him
[quote]You: hæ
You: hvað segist?
You: ekki hress?
You: júú djöfull ertu ferskur :D
Stranger: wht r u
You: sælir núna
You: icelandic
You: No wait, AMMA BEAAAR
You: and im gunna eat ya
Stranger: icantundertand the lacnh
You: say who in the how in the Whatnow??
Stranger: r u a female
You: nope, Im A Bear, have u not been listening at all?
Stranger: fuck the dick of u
You: i have two, think you can handle them?
Stranger: bitch
You: CUNT
SLUT
ASS
COCK
Stranger: malehucker
You: HAHAHAAH funny guy
You: that has to be the funniest thing i have heard all week
You: tell me another joke funny guy
You: come on funny guy
Stranger: im calling the police right now
Stranger: 911
You: hahahahaha
You: fuunnny guuuy
You: exactly where are you gonna send them?
Stranger: no serio now
You: im not in AMERICA DUMBSHIT
You: good luck, call the cops all u want ;)
Stranger: bitch
You: i love you!
Stranger: homosexual
You: dont go!
You: mm yeah
Stranger: gay
You: im a homosexual bear with 2 penises
You: rub my nipples
You: oh yeah
You: wait BEARS DONT HAVE NIPPLES
You: AMAGAAAWWD
Stranger: im in ur closet
You: ok come out, homo xD
Stranger: asshole
You: and you call me a homo?
Stranger: u r a hoa malehucker
You: yup
Stranger: kiashujkhkusha
You: i am and im proud of it
You: oh no...oh my god...u gonna spam!!
You: AMAGAWD IM NOT WORTH IT
Stranger: jkyjfudfjsdfjdg
You: dont spam meee!!
You: nnoooooooooooo
Stranger: jdhihjhkjhhjkhg
Stranger: itfjgjgjgjlt
Stranger: jfjhjg
Stranger: hf
Stranger: gh
Stranger: gdhfg
Stranger: dhghufhiugrt
Stranger: gudg
You: funny guy is so funny xD
Stranger: dhfg
Stranger: ehfkgd
You: let me guess, you are 12 yrs old?
Stranger: who r u
You: yeah you are 12 yrs old, play a 17 yr old guy on omegle and look for aaass
You: i already told you
You: im a homosexual bear!
Stranger: im 19
You: ok
You: a 12 yr old guy playing a 19 yr old guy
Stranger: u r cuber sex
Stranger: but what im i
You: wait..its physically/mentally impossible to actually bee CyberSex
You: you can have cybersex...but you cant be cybersex
You: dumbshit...Yet Again.
Stranger: r u talking to somonein omsgle
You: i r talking to someonein omsgle
You: learn to type, einstein
Stranger: ]jfgjhgjhiiuergug'
Stranger: kjhjkhhkjfhhg
You: im not even american and i know better english than you
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: bitch
You: and back to spamming, yeaah you probably are 12
You: see this is how you spam
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
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Stranger: u r only like none years old
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
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Stranger: ass
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: assa
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: assaasasasssssss
You: oh yeah ass
Stranger: asssssssss
You: i love ass
Stranger: asss
You: gimme more ass
Stranger: assssa
You: yeah
Stranger: assss
You: yeah!!
Stranger: asaa
Stranger: s
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: s
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: a
Stranger: sa
Stranger: s
Stranger: as
You: yeaaahh!!!
Stranger: as
Stranger: asa
Stranger: sa
Stranger: sa
Stranger: sa
Stranger: s
Stranger: asas
Stranger: a
Stranger: sa
Stranger: s
Stranger: asa
Stranger: s
Stranger: asas
Stranger: as
Stranger: a
Stranger: sa
Stranger: s
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: as
Stranger: s
Stranger: asas
Stranger: as
Stranger: s
Stranger: a
You: AMMAAAAAWD I CAME THROUGH MY EARS
Stranger: apines
Stranger: pines
Stranger: pinew
Stranger: pines
Stranger: pines
Stranger: pines
Stranger: pei
You: u done yet?
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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[quote]Stranger: want to see cock? asl?
You: I LOVE COCK
You: COCK IS MY FRIEND
You: WE PLAY GOLF ON SUNDAYS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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[quote]You: hye
You: u liek bears?
You: im a bear
You: u there?
You: u afraid of bears?
You: its k i understand
You: we can be pretty crreepy from time to time
You: when we roar, we´re sayin Hi!
You: people dont get that..
You: we're just as cuddly and loving as the next koala bear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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[quote]Stranger: MALE here looking for a girl with webcam
You: IMMA BEAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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Short, but sweet
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how are u?
You: i feel down
Stranger: aww
Stranger: why?
You: CUZ IM ON A FRIGGIN ELEVATOR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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I have to admit, this last one is my best.
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how are you*
Stranger: 16 male US
You: ok
Stranger: my name is Dodge
You: COOL UR A CAR :d
You: AWESOME
Stranger: i live in savannah Georgia
Stranger: no Dodge Wetzel
You: holy shit..im actually talking to a friggin car
You: A FRIGGIN CAR
Stranger: fuck u
You: whats ur color?
You: how many secs til 100 m/ph?
You: you had to say dodge..therefor...you's a car :)
Stranger: im not knightrider
You: whats the tire size?
You: what kind of oil do u use?
Stranger: is that all ur gonna say?
Stranger: aint cool
Stranger: wow man ur gay
You: no! im a car enthusiast
You: C'mon..a man named dodge has either got parents who are siblings or is a friggin car!
You: and you's a friggin car!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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read 'em all
Stranger: hiya
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: okay
You: a bit horny, though
Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: female
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: sweden
Stranger: Im from England
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: Im 22
Stranger: So what do you look like im 5ft10 brown hair green eyes slim
You: long brown hair
You: brown eyes
You: i don't know what else i can say
Stranger: tall? small? fat? thin? medium?
You: medium
Stranger: So what do you do for fun? hobbies etc
You: nothing much
You: just hang around with friends
You: write poetry
You: 'n masturbate furiously to pictures of gay furry porn!
You: y'know
You: the usual stuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
________________________________________________
And I don't fap to furry porn, just so you know.
[quote]Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: statement
Stranger: fuck your father!
You: ouch how will i counter that... maybe... Why would you want to fuck my father?
Stranger: you ll fuck your father, not me, idiot
You: Stranger: fuck your father!
You: obviously you wanted to fuck my father
You: looking at the above statement
Stranger: shut you dirty mouth
You: my mouth is clean thank you, chewing on a stimorol fusion
Stranger: you shouldnt wash your mouth with your mothers shit!
You: have you had much experience with my mothers shit?
Stranger: no, but i fucked her twice!
You: god damn necrophiles on the internet
You: it's disturbing
Stranger: sry
Stranger: normally im normal;)
You: obviously not since you fuck fathers eat mothers shit and fuck the same woman whom shit you ate
You: ;)
You have disconnected.[/quote]
yay
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/swe[/quote]
How can he turn down a 15 Year old Swedish Girl?
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im looking for a horny girl
You: hi
You: is this a real person?
You: I mean do you like sucking black cock?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: ew
You: WOOT
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I impersonated Henry Stanley:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dr Livingstone, I presume.
You: How are you doing old chap?
Stranger: there is only ONE everything
Stranger: think about it
You: Umm...
You: Dr Livingstone?
You: Are you alright sir?
Stranger: jonathon livingston seagull
You: I am looking for Dr David Livingstone.
You: Is he there by any chance?
Stranger: lonely huh
Stranger: I am just saying
You: I want to ask him about Tanzania.
You: May I speak to him?
Stranger: shoot
You: Um..
You: Is he there?
Stranger: and moist
You: I merely wish to discuss Tanzania.
You: None of this rubbish.
You have disconnected.
Omegle will help you with maths homework, seriously.
-snip-
[editline]02:24PM[/editline]
Stranger: hey looking for gay/bi guy
You: IMMA BEAR
Stranger: ur also a fuck wit!
You: it's not fuckwit
You: it's half-wit
Stranger: go fuck urself cunt!
You: it's not urself
You: it's yourself
Stranger: YOU ARE THE CUM YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED
You: and you have anger managament issues
Stranger: dilligaf!
You: it's not cum
You: it's sperm
You: you illiterate prick
Stranger: i believe you are a fucking stain!
You: you should capitalise "i"
You: like this
You: I
Stranger: do you have o.c.d?
You: no
You: I've had a tetanus shot earlier today, though
Stranger: well it wont cure the desease ur have ur just a waste of space on this earth! every breath you take is another pin in your voodoo doll!
Stranger: die cunt die
You: that should explain why my chest hurts when I breathe
Stranger: i hope u get hit by a bus
Stranger: then run over by a train!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: `/
Stranger: ?
You: asd
Stranger: boy of girl?
Stranger: from where
Stranger: and what is your age?
You: girl
You: 12
Stranger: country?
You: china
Stranger: horny?
You: yeah
Stranger: webcam?
You: yeah
Stranger: what's youre mailadres?
You: [email]lola_varuska@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: are you online?:P
You: yeah
Stranger: do you have accepted me?
You: yeha
Stranger: youre not online by me:P
Stranger: :(
You: yes i am
Stranger: not by me
You: you are wrong
Stranger: [email]pittbull_harm@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: would you add me?
You: why are you called that
Stranger: add me:D
You: no
Stranger: why not?
You: YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
that was awesome. time to be 12 on alt email
[editline]08:27PM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dint dong
You: who's thate
Stranger: ur ass
You: what
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: lola
Stranger: lola from which place?
You: twetata
Stranger: what?
Stranger: didnt get u?
You: what
Stranger: are u a girl
You: eyah
Stranger: from which place?
You: twetata
Stranger: which country
You: twetata!
You: that's my fucking country!
Stranger: why is it so fucking?
You: you're a dumb
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so
You: you're a dumb
You: i don't like you
Stranger: u told me a lie
You: i was horny but now i am not
Stranger: ok lets go for a cam chat
You: ok
Stranger: do u have yahoo mail id
You: [email]lola_varuska@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: no yahoo?
You: no
Stranger: can we chat through webcam in hotmail
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: will u wait for a min
You: OK
You have disconnected.[/quote]
.
Why does the chat not work? Send is grey and I can't write..
[quote]You: keewl, yah same.
Stranger: ya dig?
You: i don't
You: i'm not an archeaologist
Stranger: well get a shovel and help me.
You: but i don't wanna help you bury the corpse, daddy
Stranger: oh, well i understand.i know how much you loved your baby sister
You: the tv fell on her i swear!
Stranger: thats not what the poodle said.
You: that's what the monkeys said!
Stranger: you have a talking monkey!?!
You: yeah, it watches me sleep
Stranger: does it live in your closet?
You: no, it's not evil either.
Stranger: well danm those are the best kind
Stranger: so have you heard?
You: nope i haven't
Stranger: oh well it was to my understanding that everybody has heard.
You: what has everyone hear
You: d
Stranger: ohhhhh wellllllllllllll, the bird, bird bird, the bird is word. dont you know about the bird!?! everyone knows the bird is the word!
You: wtf
You: don't quite family guy
You: only 13 year old retards do that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
to the above post: press enter. or write something in the box?
I can't. I try to write but it wont work. I tried pressing everything. I'm not that computer illiterate.
[editline]10:58PM[/editline]
Look.
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Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: so I'm listening to Coldplay right now, and holy fuck are they awesome
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: I mean, come on! That guitar...
You: just great!
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, [url]http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq[/url] do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Hurp :v:
Adventures in misdirection:
[quote]You: [url]http://*********com/3rh8yd[/url] [highlight]Goes to a shocker site :v:[/highlight]
You: go go go go
Stranger: if you rick roll me i swear,
You: I just went to that link and got a paypal account with $100 in it
You: no jokes
Stranger: fuck that
You: ?[/quote]
Unsuccessful :(
yey its ssa gib A's alt (or versa)
snipples
[quote]You: SALUTATIONS
Stranger: salutat
You: HOW ARE YOU TODAY, MADAM?
Stranger: I AM FINE, AND YOU?
You: I AM DOING QUITE WELL, INDEED.
You: MY I DARE SAY THE WEATHER IS TERRIBLE TODAY, DON'T YOU THINK SO?
Stranger: WHY, IT IS NIGHT IN MY LOCATION. I AM QUITE COMFORTABLE UNDER MY BLANKET.
You: INDEED I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD BE.
You: IT IS NIGHT HERE ASWELL. I HATE THE NIGHT.
Stranger: AND ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
You: MOST CERTAINLY NOT!
Stranger: AND WHY IS THAT/
Stranger: *?
You: MY BALLS FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GOT PULLED OFF BY THE PRIEST BECAUSE I SINNED.
Stranger: AND WHY IS THAT?
You: I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST.
Stranger: WELL I DO SAY THAT I AM QUITE SORRY FOR YOUR BALLS.
You: THANK YOU MADAM.
Stranger: IT IS MY PLEASURE MISIOR
You: WOULD YOU ENJOY GIVING THEM A LICK? OR SUCKING THEM? I WOULD GREATLY ENJOY THAT IF YOU DID.
Stranger: I WOULD NOT. BUT THANK YOU FOR OFFERING.
You: TIS ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
You: IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY HIDDEN MEANING.
Stranger: I DO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I thought it was funny :sigh:
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: punish me, I have been a bad boy
You: what
You: ooh
Stranger: beat me
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
You: And take out my staff
You: YOU DARE DISOBEY ME, APPRENTICE?
Stranger: no master I wont
You: I cast Level 5 FACE PUNCH
You: TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: harder
You: I smack you over the back of your head with my [Staff of Wooden Fury]
You: BITCH, YOU STOLE MY SPARE HAT
Stranger: don't kill me
Stranger: please
You: FUCK THAT
You: I cast Level 80 LIGHTNING BOLT
You: You are now a smoldering pile of lonely ashes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
The wizard always wins. :smug:
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM HIGH ON DXM
You: FEAR MY TECHNO
Stranger: O_o
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You: S
Stranger: hk
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You:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I ALWAYS WIN. :smug:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: is for horses
You: yeah thats why i said hey to you, horse.
Stranger: Suck my horse cock
You: no thankyou. Your mum did it for me.
Stranger: She wasn't any good at it though
Stranger: I want you to do it
You: ok let me do it.
Stranger: Ok, awesome :D
You: This horse has no cock.
Stranger: WHAT!
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: IT HAS BEEN STOLEN ;_;
Stranger: But I guess it's fine since you lost the game you dumb nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
Hahaha lmfao!!!
You: PILLS HERE
You: I DETECT PILLS
You: DO You HAVE THEM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi babe!
Stranger: hola sexy u horny
You: yeah, suck my ballbag bitch
Stranger: nope this is like lil red u got to eat me
You: ok yeah!
Stranger: ight so asl?
You: and then you eat me
Stranger: You want me to eat your dick?
Stranger: Well I heard they taste good with a bit of mayo
You: um. Im not pushing you into it but if you want it you can have it.
Stranger: I WILL EAT YOUR DICK LIKE THE BEAST OF THE SEAS
Stranger: FOR I AM THE WHITE WHALLEE
You: haha.
You: cool.
Stranger: so ASL??
You: sorry but what does ASL mean?
You: tell me please
Stranger: age sex location
You: 17. Male. England.
You: yours?
You: hello are you there??
You: oh fuck you then, cunt!
lol.
[editline]10:42PM[/editline]
Stranger: girl?
You: yes...
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: minus the s part :P
You: 65. Scotland.
Stranger: sweet
haha!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HOT FEMALE LOOKING FOR UGLY FEMALE
You: wanna do it ? i have the chains in my car
Stranger: Wha... wha- who..who the fuck do you think you are, asking me a question like that.
You: im a female
Stranger: an ugly one?
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: great
Stranger: so um\
Stranger: D:
You: unce unce unce
Stranger: dunce dunce dunce
You: oh yeah did you notice my dick i lied
You: sorry i forgot the condom
Stranger: yeah i did too
You: u dont mind having a kid right?
Stranger: im a male
You: ooooh gay sex
You: *rapes*
Stranger: lol fag
You: *rapes more*
You: SIKE
You: u just got raped by a girl
You: *rape*
Stranger: thats not
Stranger: possible
Stranger: D:
You: *rape****
Stranger: stop that]
You: *****rape*****
Stranger: or else im gonna rape you in real life
Stranger: as opposed to
Stranger: this e-rape
You: ************rape*********************
Stranger: thats your doing
You: *****************************************rape****************************************************
Stranger: you cant rape
You: *************************************RAPE***********************************
Stranger: its not posible
You: RAPE RAPE RAAAAAAAPE
Stranger: STOP OR IM LEAVING ._.
You: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape
Stranger: last chance whore
You: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
You: RAPERZ
Stranger: slut im gonna leave if you keep this up
You: RAPEEEEE RAPEILY RAPE RAPE
You: *RAPE*
You: (*(*(* RAPE)*)*)*)
Stranger: stop your giving me a boner
You: RAP RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
You: *RAPE*
You: FINAL
You: RAPE
then he disconntcted.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: having fun talking with strangers?
You: indeed
You: SHIT
You: i just remebered
Stranger: hmm?
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: OH GOD, same here
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?
Stranger: I DUNNO
You: OOOH SHIT OOOH SHIT MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED