You: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW
Stranger: you mean that in a sexual mannor?
You: God damnit
Stranger: whatt?
Stranger: sexual is what im looking forr
You: ya
You: ok
You: I like to stick my fingers in my vaj
Stranger: sounds gooodd
You: and then rub my penis at the same time
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[editline]01:15AM[/editline]
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Stranger: horny guy looking for horny girl with cam or pics
You: Im horny all right
You: i got a cam too
Stranger: age?
You: hold on
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ...
You: heres my webcam
You: smouch.net/lol/
[editline]01:19AM[/editline]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wanna see my webcam?
Stranger: you a guy or girl?
You: girl
You: r u ther?
Stranger: yeah
You: omg do u wana c my webcam or not
Stranger: maybe
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: ok
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[editline]01:20AM[/editline]
You: WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOVE
You: YOU KNOW THE RULES
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like nba bball?
You: NO
You: WEIRSO
Stranger: OK
You: DUK YO
You: IWNFIWHNF
Stranger: WEIRDO
Stranger: FUCK SHIT
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU SO SEXUALLY NASTY?
You: CUZ
You: I JUST AM
Stranger: YOU MADE ME DIE
Stranger: HAHA R.I.P ASSSHOLE
You: GODFUCKINGDAMN YOU
Stranger: DON'T SAY GOD NEXT TO FUCK
You: FUCK GOD
Stranger: OR YOU MIGHT DIE IN 12 SECONDS
You: 1
You: 12
You: HHAHEH
Stranger: DEAD
Stranger: HAHAA
You: IMA GHOST
Stranger: GOD IS MOST PROBABLY READL THOUGH ACTUALLY ABOUT 50%
You: MORE LIKE..........................................
You: SOMETHING ELSE PERENT
Stranger: NO, IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT 50%
You: OK
You: JESUS WAS A HOMO
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION ANYWAY
Stranger: FUCK CELTICS
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: YOU SOUND LIKE A FRIGGIN MAN U SUPPORTER FROM ABROAD
You: WOAH
You: COOL
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Stranger: SATANS CHILD
You: I WISH
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU WERN'T?
You: UM
You: AM I?>?>?
Stranger: YOU REMIND ME OF A BIG ANIMAL
Stranger: YES, YOU ARE
Stranger: BOTH
You: CUZ I HAVEA BIG DICK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: HOREMAN
Stranger: HORSEMAN
You: UGGHGHAA
Stranger: JEFF HORSEMAN
Stranger: UR NAME
You: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO KEEP A LADY
You: I KEEP ON RIPPING THEM APART WITH MY TOOL
Stranger: YOU EAT PEOPLE ALIVE SUCKADICKCLOWN! XD
Stranger: ARE YOU HIGHPER?
You: NO
You: MAYBE
Stranger: IMMA LITTLE BIT
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
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[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: Hi
You: Thanks for coming to your preformance review!
You: So
You: Take me through a day in the life as
You: The Boss
Stranger: LIKE A BAWS
Stranger: TALK TO CORPORATE
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: MICROMANAGE
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: PROMOTE SYNERGY
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: APPROVE MEMOS
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: LEAD A WORKSHOP
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: DIRECT WORKFLOW
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: HIT ON DEBRA
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: GET REJECTED
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: SWALLOW SADNESS
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: SEND SOME FAXES
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: CALL A SEX LINE
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: CRY DEEPLY
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: DEMAND A REFUND
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: EAT A BAGLE
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: HARRASSMENT LAWSUIT
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: NO PROMOTION
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: 5TH OF VODKA
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: SHIT ON DEBRAS DESK
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: BUY A GUN
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: IN MY MOUTH
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: oh fuck me i can't fuckin do it
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: PUSSY OUT
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: PUKE ON DEBRAS DESK
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: JUMP OUT A WINDOW
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: SUCK A DUDES DICK
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: SCORE SOME COKE
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: CRASH MY CAR
Stranger: SUCK MY OWN DICK
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: CHOP MY BALLS OFF
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: BLACK OUT IN THE SEWER
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: MEAT A GIANT FISH
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: TURN INTO A JET
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: BOMB THE RUSSIANS
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: CRASH INTO THE SUN
You: LIKE A BOSS
Stranger: NOW IM DEAD
You: So...that's a normal day for you?
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: You chop your balls off...and die?
Stranger: NO DOUBT
You: And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Stranger: NOPE
You: I'm pretty sure you ddi
Stranger: NAH, THAT AINT ME
You: Alright then
You: Well this has been eye opening for me.
Stranger: IM THE BOSS
You: I know
Stranger: IM THE BOSS
You: You've said that about 100 times
Stranger: IM THE BOSS
You: LIKE A BOSS!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
You won't believe how long it took to get someone who'd do it.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RAYPE
You: rape
Stranger: RAYPE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NOTHING
Stranger: TO
Stranger: LAUGH
Stranger: ABOUT
You: yes it is hahahahA!!
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
Stranger: MAMA LIKE
You: MAMA LIKE IT!
You: lol wtf
Stranger: MAMA LIKE IT SPICEH!
You: what are you on about?
Stranger: I FOUND PILLS
Stranger: AND ATE THEM
You: tasty?
Stranger: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
Stranger: BUT YES
You: how tasty?
Stranger: ZOMG TASTY
You: nice, nice
Stranger: THERES A MOSNTER
Stranger: I DONT LIKE MONSTERD
Stranger: IM SCARED
You: Is the monster at mcdonalds?
Stranger: NO KAYEFFSEE
You: you know the purple one?
Stranger: AWWW YEAH
Stranger: KOOL AID
Stranger: I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT
Stranger: DONT HATE ON BARNEY
Stranger: I LIKE BARNEY
You: those pills will spin you out.
Stranger: ECSASYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: are they prescribed drugs?
You: oh right e's ok
Stranger: I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE
Stranger: LIFE WENT ALL COMPLEX
Stranger: I DONT LIKE IT
You: how did you find ecstasy tablets then?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I FOUND THEM
Stranger: THEY WERE PINK
Stranger: SO I THOUGHT THEY WOULD TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY
Stranger: BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THEY HAD TO TASTE LIKE SWEAT AND MEXICANS
You: can you please stop fucking typing in caps! its getting annoying now. I know your on pills but you dont have to keep the caps button on!
Stranger: I do apologise
You: thank you good sir.
Stranger: capitals make things sound immense
You: so hows stuff at tims?
Stranger: lolwut?
You: doesnt he have good pills? some dude told me the other week that he has all that..
Stranger: zomg tim's shit is guuuuuuurd
Stranger: buy an 8th offa him
You: yeah i know!
Stranger: will fuck you up nicely
You: yeah, you can get certain deals if you buy his pick and mix
Stranger: yeah but amounts he sells for are hardly worth it
Stranger: better buy individually!
You: he doesnt just sell drugs he sells sweets to mix it up with! good idea if you ask me
Stranger: Woolworths died :(
Stranger: thats makes me displeased
You: yeah the one down the road closed down.. its now replaced by pound strecher lol
Stranger: 99p store brapbrap
You: hehe it so sad :(
Stranger: they sell 6 cans of tango
Stranger: for 99p
Stranger: :O
You: i bought 6 bottles of lucazade for 1.99 yesterday, a very good deal :)
Stranger: lucazade tastes like happeh
Stranger: gives me a good boost for sextings ;D
You: the orange one though, the orginal makes your taste buds miserable
You: yeah give you a boost in many things
Stranger: i like allodem really
You: whats that?
Stranger: all of them :)
Stranger: shortened though
You: oh right heh
You: have you had those energy shots yet?
You: like the reletless and redbull ones?
Stranger: nahhh
Stranger: WKD zupzup
Stranger: i know its alchoholic
You: i havnt ethier
Stranger: but its dayum foine
You: im 17 years old
Stranger: izit nah?
Stranger: Im 15
Stranger: in Hackney
Stranger: good place that
You: im cornish
Stranger: i used to go there every summer when i was younger
Stranger: then the mother got bored
You: oh right, the weather is fucking shit at the moment! :(
Stranger: and now we go to Benidorm :)
Stranger: i know, right?
You: its very cold, wet, and windy.
Stranger: LIKE A DEAD MANS ARSE.
Stranger: you get me?
You: lol yeah its windy there
You: 1
You: 1
You: !
You: lol wtf
Stranger: Omegle went twitchy :(
Stranger: i think its got aids
You: yeah maybe..
Stranger: zomg x factor pisses me off nicley
You: I might go on xbl later
Stranger: such a shit show
Stranger: my gf talk allota shite about it
Stranger: isit?
You: dont watch xfactor now that jedwerd are out! I wanted them to win so it would ruin that fucking shit of a show!
Stranger: my xbox broke :(
You: unlucky
Stranger: wii ftw
You: red ring>?
You: lol wii
You: my dad had one but then he bought a elite
Stranger: naice
You: we play MW2
You: getting L4D2 for xmas
Stranger: zupzup
Stranger: well im half russian
You: you know that tim i told you about?
Stranger: but i enjoyed killing thems anyways ;D
Stranger: yeah, why?
You: yeah i go college with him, hes an allright dude. he smokes alot of pot hehe
Stranger: :)
Stranger: pots good
Stranger: makes me discover
You: yeah, can be stong
You: strong*
Stranger: skunks sexy
You: ha ive never had skunk
You: have you?
Stranger: but the chungovers are twice as harsh :(
Stranger: lul, yeah :)
You: I hate that harsh shit!
You: fuck sake i have to go :( seeya mate!
Stranger: steady on son. seeyer.
You have disconnected.
a nice chat about drugs haha.
[QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m
You: hi!
You: 16 f
Stranger: from?
You: america
You: i'm a little whore
You: :3
You: u?
You: wana c how horny and wet my pussy is?
You: ur chance is gone in
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: ??
You: wanna c how horny iam?
Stranger: of course
You: [url]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/989/mybodyc.jpg[/url]
You: :D
Stranger: 幹你娘
You: I'am a guy
You: :D
You: MY COCK IS HARD!
You: SUCK IT!
You: SUCK IT!
You: LUV ME LONG TIME U CHINK!
You: FUCK YES!
You: LONG LIVE FACEPUNCH!
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Ya..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my ballsack is quite hairy
Stranger: mine is too
Stranger: wanna compare? :D
You: yes plz
Stranger: okay.
You: ok so
You: my dick hair is like
You: 3 inches
Stranger: yeah mines about the same
Stranger: I used to trim, but I haven't in a while.
You: i need to trim mine again
You: fuck shaving it
Stranger: i know.
You: i dont want my sack to feel like a porcupine
You: then it gets sweaty and itchy
You: and ur legs get chaffed
Stranger: exactly. it's dumb.
You: and who the shit shaves their ass and asscrack
You: i certainly dont
You: but again, it does need a trim
Stranger: I KNOW!
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: can't let it get too crazy.
You: its like planet of the apes down there
You: yknow what im saying
Stranger: oh do I ever.
Stranger: it's nice to keep the hair tame...makes your dick look bigger, ya know?
Stranger: doesn't cover up the base as much
You: yea!
You: gives u like half an inch
You: holy shet makes me wanna cum all over the screen
You: so hard
Stranger: Haha. Better take care of that.
You: i will eventually
You: dont worry
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: I haven't jerked in like 4 days
You: i havent jarked since last night
Stranger: I'd say you're well overdue.
Stranger: how big are you?
You: over 9000 nanometers
Stranger: sweet tits!
Stranger: as am I!
You: holy shit!
You: let's have an over 9000 orgy
Stranger: just slightly though.
Stranger: yes lets.
You: mine is so beyond 9000 it's almost 9001
Stranger: omg. no freaking way
You: yea way
Stranger: that's gynormagantic.
Stranger: I'm only 9000.4
Stranger: *sigh*
You: aw dude
You: i beat you by .05
Stranger: I guess its not THAT bad then.
You: i mean
You: if you round up its ok
Stranger: so then I guess you could say we are the same size then.
Stranger: shweet.
You: yea man
You: our dicks reach all the way from A to Z
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: you should see the looks on their faces when I tell them I'm 26 letters long.
Stranger: and that's with bold letters.
You: you should see the look on their faces when i tell them i'm 26 letters long, including numbers AND the numpad with size 24 font
Stranger: ooh man!
Stranger: I believe it's the same look I'm giving you now.
Stranger: O.O
You: yea dude
You: shit
You: thats exactly it
Stranger: Plus the fact that it curves up makes it look even more impressive.
Stranger: Mine just curves sloightly to the left.
You: mine sticks straight out
You: i can hang a birdfeeder on that shit
Stranger: W00t!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: this is so ridic.
Stranger: 's awesome
You: i have to shit bai
You have disconnected.
Mine has murder in it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I need your help
You: I have been murdered
Stranger: by who?
You: My step brother
Stranger: oh im sorry to hear that
You: he has wanted my million dollar fortune
You: I will give you this fortune
You: if you kill my step brother.
You: I need you to make it look like an accident though
You: place some explosives in his coffee
Stranger: ...
Stranger: explosives in his coffee.
You: Yes
You: it is a known fact he uses explosives in his coffee
You: very delicious
Stranger: how will you give me the fortune if you have been murdered?
You: in person of course
Stranger: your dead.
You: no
You: I said I was murdered
Stranger: you just said you were.
You: I didn't say I was dead
Stranger: murdered = killed killed= DEAD\
You: no I said I was murdered
You: stabbed to death
You: I didn't say I was dead man
Stranger: death= dead.
You: I just said I was murdered
Stranger: wtfff.
You: no that's entirely different
Stranger: you cant be murdered and still be alive.
You: what the hell kind of murder would that be then
You: that would be more like a homicide
Stranger: you make no sense.
Stranger: HARRY POTTER FTW.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: FINE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=heh]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how are you.
Stranger: im good thanks new to omegle just having fun
You: let me ask you child, are you a boy or a girl
Stranger: im not a child im 32
You: ok then my child, may i ask, where do you live?
Stranger: why did you assume I was a child?
You: that is not of importance
Stranger: not many young kids on here some teens though
Stranger: im women by the way
You: you are women?
Stranger: *a women sorry
You: thats great.
You: you are a women, ok then.
You: may I ask, where do you live?
Stranger: I dont think thats appropriate to give out online
Stranger: but I am in the US
You: do you happen to be near california or new york?
Stranger: im nearer to california
You: thats perfect my child.
You: I'll be there soon.
You: wait for me.
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: Ill finish tracing your IP in a few moments.
You: just hold on a bit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
heh
You: Hi
Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Okay that was random.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi!
You: CRAP!
You: I just remembered something!
Stranger: what??
You: My mom said never to talk to strangers!
You: crap crap crap crap!
Stranger: you're probably as good as grounded then!
You: What do I do?!
You: OH HAMBURGERS!
Stranger: you can try hiding under your bed!
Stranger: hahahahah
You: I can't!
You: I live in a van down by the river!
Stranger: swim far far away
Stranger: hahahahhahaa
You: And I am a motivational speaker!
You: And I have what you may call a "weight problem"
You: And I know what you're asking yourself.
You: "HEY MATT! How do we get our lives back on track"?
You: So, Stranger! What is it that is your career?!
Stranger: hahahahhahahaha
Stranger: i have yet to find myself a career, i'm still in college building my resume
You: Ah, college kid--- WELL LADEE FREAKING DA!
Stranger: =))
Stranger: you are funny.
You: ( I hope you realize this is a Chris Farley SNL skit)
You: :P
Stranger: hahahahha it did sound familiar
Stranger: obviously im not as big a fan as u are
You: What college you go to? I'm trying to get into Indiana Bloomington.
Stranger: i go to university in manila
You: Ah.
You: Philipines, neato.
Stranger: not rly
Stranger: haha
You: Well...
You: I mean't for this conversation to be a joke to show the rest of the internet.
You: But it's turned to serious.
You: And now it's awkward.
Stranger: you are so weird :))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The beginning began as a part from another Omegle conversation I read. Turned out pretty good actually.
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/23kdm2q.png[/IMG]
A while ago now.
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: NIKO MY COUSIN
You: I AM DOING WELL, LETS GO BOWLING
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot?
You: GO GET A CAR AND MEET ME AT 7 PM
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Stranger: male DISCONNECT
You: female CONNECT
Stranger: o.
You: b
Stranger: well u females are the only ones who'll talk to meh
Stranger: :)
You: whay
Stranger: i dunno
You: u ugly or wat
Stranger: booyz are all horn
Stranger: *horny
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i'm hawt
You: well too bad im not a female
Stranger: w/nice abs
You: so stop talkinf
Stranger: gah
Stranger: F U
You: :(
You: :C
Stranger: MFFERR
Stranger: :(
You: IM CRAHYUING
Stranger: u sai dstop talkkin to me
Stranger: NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO
Stranger: DUN CRAZYZYYYYYY
You: STOHP IET
You: OHMG
Stranger: CHILLLAAUT
You: I FREAHKING UT
Stranger: SLEEEEEEEEPZBVLITTLE BAAABIII
You: KABBABBB HAHTEW
Stranger: DUUNNNFU UUUUU CRRRRRIIIIIZA
Stranger: surry
You: I LIKE KAHBABB
Stranger: had to spaz aut for a sek
You: yeh is k
You: So, how are you today, sir?
Stranger: Well. I'm fine. Shall we dance?
You: Quite indeed.
Stranger: We've been appropriately introduced.
You: Right after we drink these cups of tea.
Stranger: And crumpets. I'll bring the tray straight away.
Stranger: Do be a good man and stay a bit.
You: Did you say tray?
You: Did you?
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Tray.
You: Tray?
You: TRAY??
Stranger: Pardon me. Am I in error?
You: TRAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????
Stranger: BLAISJDLAIJLIABLWEIFHALSDHF
You: TRAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: TRAY!!
You: TRAYYYYYATYTAYTYATYERYATYATYRYTY
Stranger: GAWD FAMMDAMMMMITIITTTT GAFBLIOFFFF ME BAAAAAAACK
You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: BJAISEFLJIASJLBIHALISEJFLIASJFLAIBALEI LOVE YO
hah.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;18651723]I'll just leave this here
[IMG]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1702/omegle.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't get it.
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Help!
You: I need someone!
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: fuck you
Stranger: Here is a picture of me, [url]http://i45.tinypic.com/6scqkz.jpg[/url] do you think i'm hot?
You: fuck you
You: fuck you
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: fuck you
I was trying to sing a song and got a bot. :frown:
Stranger: 18 f looking for rough master/slave role play. interested?
You: Sure
You: Put on those damned rags
Stranger: kneels
Stranger: yes master
You: Now, get that pickaxe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
She said she wanted to be a slave :frown:
[editline]10:34PM[/editline]
Stranger: heyy
You: Hail citzen!
Stranger: Hail!
You: *Citizen
You: How are you on this glorious day!
Stranger: I wish to repay my fines
Stranger: No?
You: Ok sir
You: Just 1000 asses
You: And you will be debt free
Stranger: I'll have my manservant write up the deed of sale immediately!
You: Great!
You: Also, you have a great build
Stranger: Now that that small matter is settled...
Stranger: My build, sir?
You: Why don't you join the Roman army?
You: We would need strength like that
Stranger: YOU are suggesting that I debase myself to the level of SOLDIER?!
Stranger: I was born to the senator Romulus Pontius!
Stranger: Perhaps you know not to whom you are speaking!
You: Most apologies sir
You: But wait sir
Stranger: Never mind. Now, what's this about a new aquaduct in the northern regions?
Stranger: Wait? Whatever am I to be waiting for?
You: We are currently sending 50% of the slaves to build it
Stranger: 50%, how interesting.
You: Erm
You: XXXXX%
Stranger: Of course I've seen the soldiers collecting them from common households.
Stranger: However, MY father has friends in the Emperor's private council
Stranger: So of course we needn't sacrifice.
You: Well
You: Should we have a change of plans then?
Stranger: Whatever do you mean?
You: I mean sending less so we can build games for the citizens
Stranger: Myes, quite. The mob must be kept appeased, as my father says.
You: Also
You: I think about running for praetor next year
You: would you mind voting for me?
Stranger: Well that depends
Stranger: My family is good friends with your opposition
Stranger: What might you be willing to do to sway our votes?
You: I will increase the amount of labor that slaves must do
Stranger: You know we control enough slaves to be a considerable force
You: I plan on suggesting increasing the amount of time that slaves work
You: so we can get more done
You: in less time
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: And how do you propose to keep the slaves in line?
Stranger: Granted, they are no match for our fine legions
Stranger: However, unhappy slaves could be....troublesome.
You: Yes
You: bad soldiers could be training them how to read and write
Stranger: Is what you say true, sir?!
Stranger: Do such transgressions Occur?!
You: This is what I have heard
You: Do not take it as absolute fact
Stranger: Now that is troubling..
You: Yes
You: Very
Stranger: If in fact it is true.
Stranger: Well, it's true. The legion isn't what it once was.
Stranger: These are dark times, my friend, dark times indeed.
You: To make matters worse, the Germanic tribes up north are planning an attack
You: I have proposed an attack on them
You: But no one believes me
Stranger: From wence does this news come?
Stranger: whence*
You: It came from a few months ago
You: Around three I suppose
Stranger: In the harvest season?
You: Yes
Stranger: Well, I doubt those tribes will be any match for our forces
Stranger: But i wonder how it will affect the aquaducts completion...
You: I fear that they might destroy the production
You: And free the slaves and use them against us
Stranger: We must make this news available to the highest authorities!
Stranger: Whom have you spoken to about this?
You: I have spoken to the Emperor about this
You: But he says the Germanic tribes will perish
Stranger: YOU? Directly?
Stranger: To whom am i speaking, sir?
Stranger: with*
You: I am a mere Roman footsoldier
Stranger: How is it that you gained an audience with the Emporer himself?
You: I have family bonds with him
Stranger: I...I had no idea.
Stranger: Forgive my previous transgressions, I meant no offense..
You: No offense taken
Stranger: Perhaps you know my family, then
Stranger: Who is your father?
You: My father is Remus Scippio Augustulus
Stranger: The famous scholar and orrator?!
You: Yes
Stranger: The fates do indeed smile fondly upon me!
Stranger: It is a pleasure to meet you, sir!
Stranger: Come to think of it, I don't even know your name..
You: My name is Cornillius Scippio Augustulus
You: My name will not be known though
You: As the fall of our empire is soon
Stranger: How dare you say such blasphemy
You: No offense to the empire
Stranger: The might of Rome will endure through the ages!
You: But
You: The germanic tribes are uniting as one
Stranger: Even so, they are a barbaric people
Stranger: Uncapable of unified field tactics
You: But Remember what happened with the Gauls
You: In the beginning
Stranger: Oh, how can you claim that that bares any resemblance to what is occuring today?
You: Because our empire in that location is weaker then it was during the wars!
You: We underestimate these barbaric people
Stranger: Your head is muddled, sir.
Stranger: Mayhaps did you suffer some trauma on the field?
You: No sir
Stranger: The barbarians are savage and untamed.
Stranger: There exists no man who can unite them permanently
You: Not permanently
You: but just a joint force
You: I fear that I am the only one who believes this
Stranger: Well
Stranger: if THIS is the sort of ideas produced in your household, I doubt my family will find it beneficial to swing our votes to your cause...
You: I'm sorry sir but I must go
You: Goodbye sir
Stranger: Yes, i musn't tarry here
Stranger: But
Stranger: This conversation HAS been enlightening
Stranger: Give my father your regards.
You: Give your father mine
Stranger: Give your father my regards*
Stranger: I shall
You: Goodbye
Stranger: All glory to Rome
Stranger: And may the gods find favor with you.
AWESOME
[QUOTE=Letsfightsnake;18725495]Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Help!
You: I need someone!
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: fuck you
Stranger: Here is a picture of me, [url]http://i45.tinypic.com/6scqkz.jpg[/url] do you think i'm hot?
You: fuck you
You: fuck you
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: fuck you
I was trying to sing a song and got a bot. :frown:[/QUOTE]
That sucks
Yeah, there's not another Omegle thread or anything
There was no need for a new one. The old one is still up, it was ignored for 20 hours.
I just realized that.
I meant that other post to go in the V3 thread.
[QUOTE=Harry9397;18694129][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/23kdm2q.png[/IMG]
A while ago now.[/QUOTE]
This is my favorite.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18738114]This is my favorite.[/QUOTE]
I agree
especially the pokemon theme in another tab
You: Hello thar
Stranger: hey
You: Whatcha doin eh?
Stranger: not much. i am enjoying your canadian accent.
You: FUCK OFF
You: Pfffftt
Stranger: You're probably a middle aged virgin who masturbates to girls ages 6 to 13
You: Facepunch eh?
Stranger: YEah
You: Keep up the good work then
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: iam 22/m/usa, if you are a girl and have camera cyber on msn?
You: 19 f us <3
You: and yes.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats ur msn adress?
You: pokemonboy98@hotmail.com <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Stranger: 16 m you
You: 73 m
You: its hard to type this fast
You: when you're this age.
You: i eat good ol' tinned green beans
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]02:48AM[/editline]
You: Hey
Stranger: hii
Stranger: wats g000d
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: n0tin muuch
You: Why type like a retard?
Stranger: b!tch d0nt judg3
You: ......
Stranger: waaaat?
You: ......
Stranger: y0u hav3 a pr0bl3m?/??
You: lul i ken tak liek these 2
Stranger: alllr!ghttt
You: shut up bich get bak in kithen
Stranger: fuck y0u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I decided to go off my typing mistake, lmfao)
Stranger: hi
You: hwey
Stranger: asl?
You: soz im masturabating my typing might be a bit messed up
Stranger: ok im fingeering myself
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/ohio me too >.<
((Done just now, oh shit!!)
Stranger: girl??
You: yeah why?
Stranger: i want ur pussy=)
Stranger: asl??
You: umm ok?
You: 17/f/ michigan
Stranger: im 17 male tennessee=)
Stranger: u horny??
You: yeah kinda lol
Stranger: nicee me too lol
Stranger: what u doing??
You: nothing much
You: i masturbated earlier >.<
Stranger: why not noww??=) i am so hardd
Stranger: u wett??
You: yeah lol
Stranger: mmmm.. u should fingerr urself...;)
You: its like 11 o clock at night here lol
You: my parents are asleep i live in a three story house, they sleep on the lowest floor i sleep on the highest
You: i can make noise for you
Stranger: i would lett u ..mhmm..how many fingers u use?
You: two always not too much, not too little
Stranger: yeaa my dick wuld feel good in ur tight pusssy=)
You: sometimes though, my cock gets in the way, i use one hand to finger my vagina and the other to jack my hard cock
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ROLEPLAY!
You: you start
Stranger: my word
Stranger: perhaps afterwards we may indulge ourselves into a round of tea and biscuits
Stranger: agree?
You: i do say, william that sounds delightfu;l
You: how about some billiards afterwards?
You: william?
You: i say he's dead!
Stranger: oh indubidubly geofferey
You: oh pardon me willia
You: m
Stranger: oh why ive come alive once again
You: you have now o dear
Stranger: but i do say it is quite unpleasant as a zombie
You: i can imagine
You: how perpetiuous
Stranger: perhaps we should see the doctor? it would be very unfortunate indeed if i were unable to enjoy tea and biscuits again
You: i dare you you are of the utmost corectness sire, but i myself, am a doctor!
You: luckily for you!
Stranger: oh bullocks, it would appear that I have lost the sensation of my general pelvic area
You: oh dear what luck
Stranger: oh happy days, good sir!
You: yeeees sire you are correct...
You: happy days...
You: remember when we used to froleck in the meadow on tuesdays?
Stranger: please, feel free to perform any variable prostate exams you wish! my anal cavity is much for the lust of the warmth of your fingers
You: woah ok...
You: lets not go there
Stranger: perhaps those days can come again
You: nooooooo
You: im not of the gay sexuality sire
Stranger: i do say, what has come over you, dear geofferey?
You: oh you meant the medow...
You: sorry i was... off track
You: forgive me
Stranger: oh but ass-bandits these days are of quite the enjoyable sexual orientation
You: uhm... if you say so sire...
Stranger: oh no
You: but your wife rebbeca...
Stranger: i did quite literally propose sexual intercourse between the likes of you and i dear geofferey
Stranger: do not fret yourself about rebbeca
You: *puts gun up to head*
Stranger: i do not love her the way i love anal intercourse
You: *prepares to fire*
Stranger: dear geofferey
Stranger: i do not object to your suicidal implications
Stranger: in death, you and i can frollock in the meadows once again as zombies together
Stranger: there is no escape, geoffery
You: b-but if i hit my b-brain cavities t-then...
You: m-maybe i will sese to become zombified...
You: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL SIRE!
You: *pulls trigger*
You: *BANG*
You: GAK.... *splat*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: nutella or peanut butter
You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
You: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
You: WHENEVER WE GO OUT
You: PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
You: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
You: WHENEVER WE GOT OUT
You: PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
Okay.
[code]You: 18 yo chick here looking for rough cybersex Rape/Slave/Torture roleplay.
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: wow, that sounds like fun
You: it is ;)
Stranger: im game
You: okay
You: wanna share emails hun?
Stranger: why?
You: so i can stay with you? :D
Stranger: sounds creepy
You: says the guy whos game for rape slave and torture roleplay?
You: :I
Stranger: yeah, thats stuffs normal, exchanging emails
Stranger: im not up for that
Stranger: thats going a bit too far
Stranger: i just want to cyber anal rape you
Stranger: not get to know you or anything
You: uhm
You: k
Stranger: so, lets get this show on the road
You: im locked in a room
Stranger: well, fuck
Stranger: how do i get in
Stranger: /looks for a key
You: i slide the key under the door
Stranger: oh sweet
Stranger: /uses key
You: i do not know why i didnt open the door
Stranger: its the wrong damnit
Stranger: wrong key
You: look in the plant next to the door
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: i see it
Stranger: /opens the door
You: hi
Stranger: hey, what are you doing in here
You: i dont know
You: just woke here
Stranger: you're not supposed to be in my lair
You: :o
You: your lair?
You: :I
Stranger: oh yes, bitch
Stranger: my lair
You: ohsi
You: ohshi
Stranger: but since you're here
Stranger: you're not leaving
You: onononono
Stranger: /forces you onto my table
You: /i slap you
Stranger: dont fucking slap me
Stranger: uses wrist straps
Stranger: and ankle straps
You: /scream
Stranger: you're immobilized
You: no :C
Stranger: you can scream, but no one is gonna hear you
Stranger: we're 500 feet below the ground
You: ohno
You: :O
Stranger: i begin to unbutton my shirt
Stranger: and kick off my shoes
Stranger: this is gonna be fun
You: my dick gets hard
Stranger: oh yeah
You: wat
Stranger: get hard for me baby
You: wat
You: wat
You: wat
Stranger: im gonna go get us jello pudding pops
You: oh lawdy
Stranger: you stay right here
Stranger: since you cant move
You: :I
Stranger: /b/rother
You: wat
You: im from facepunch
You: d
Stranger: newfag
You: totally diffrent place
You: kinda like 4chan
You: but
You: gayer
Stranger: i return with the jello pudding pops
You: oke
You: /transforms into a furry fox
Stranger: aaahhhhhhhhhh!
You: oh lawdy what is this
Stranger: /transforms into ned flanders
You: FLANDERS?
You: can i borrow your mower
Stranger: hi-dely-ho neighborino
You: :c
Stranger: sure thing, homer
You: thanks flanders
Stranger: i begin to stroke my massive erection
You: :x
Stranger: and jam it into your ass
You: noo
You: but im a furry
Stranger: i tear at my skin
You: and everyone hates me
Stranger: revealing that im a bear
You: OH LAWDY
You: this surre is some crazy shit i gotmyself into
Stranger: i jam my massive bear cock in your fox ass
Stranger: see what happens when you try to troll omegle
You: funny shit
You: ;P
You: wait thats gay
You: :D
Stranger: homo
You: thats better
You: oh
Stranger: "wait thats gay" says the guy pretending to be an 18 year old girl and calling me "hun"
You: touche
Stranger: well, good game
You: you too
You: this will be great saving material
You: i tell you what
You: propane
Stranger: picks up molotov
You: NO
You: PROPANE IS A LIQUID AND A GAS
You: bobby drop that molotoc
You: *molotov
Stranger: pills here
You: louis is this really a good time
Stranger: oh no, no, no, no noooooooooooooooooo
You: whats that bill
You: i have alzimers
Stranger: mother of mercy
Stranger: rage quitting
You: hi bill, hey bill
Stranger: in 3...
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: 1...
You: one[/code]
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