• Omegle V2
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You: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW Stranger: you mean that in a sexual mannor? You: God damnit Stranger: whatt? Stranger: sexual is what im looking forr You: ya You: ok You: I like to stick my fingers in my vaj Stranger: sounds gooodd You: and then rub my penis at the same time Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:15AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny guy looking for horny girl with cam or pics You: Im horny all right You: i got a cam too Stranger: age? You: hold on Stranger: ok Stranger: ... You: heres my webcam You: smouch.net/lol/ [editline]01:19AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: wanna see my webcam? Stranger: you a guy or girl? You: girl You: r u ther? Stranger: yeah You: omg do u wana c my webcam or not Stranger: maybe You: smouch.net/lol/ Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:20AM[/editline] You: WERE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOVE You: YOU KNOW THE RULES Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle Talk to strangers! 4024 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: do you like nba bball? You: NO You: WEIRSO Stranger: OK You: DUK YO You: IWNFIWHNF Stranger: WEIRDO Stranger: FUCK SHIT Stranger: WHY ARE YOU SO SEXUALLY NASTY? You: CUZ You: I JUST AM Stranger: YOU MADE ME DIE Stranger: HAHA R.I.P ASSSHOLE You: GODFUCKINGDAMN YOU Stranger: DON'T SAY GOD NEXT TO FUCK You: FUCK GOD Stranger: OR YOU MIGHT DIE IN 12 SECONDS You: 1 You: 12 You: HHAHEH Stranger: DEAD Stranger: HAHAA You: IMA GHOST Stranger: GOD IS MOST PROBABLY READL THOUGH ACTUALLY ABOUT 50% You: MORE LIKE.......................................... You: SOMETHING ELSE PERENT Stranger: NO, IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT 50% You: OK You: JESUS WAS A HOMO Stranger: I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION ANYWAY Stranger: FUCK CELTICS Stranger: DAMNIT Stranger: YOU SOUND LIKE A FRIGGIN MAN U SUPPORTER FROM ABROAD You: WOAH You: COOL Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH Stranger: SATANS CHILD You: I WISH Stranger: YOU WISH YOU WERN'T? You: UM You: AM I?>?>? Stranger: YOU REMIND ME OF A BIG ANIMAL Stranger: YES, YOU ARE Stranger: BOTH You: CUZ I HAVEA BIG DICK Stranger: YEAH Stranger: HOREMAN Stranger: HORSEMAN You: UGGHGHAA Stranger: JEFF HORSEMAN Stranger: UR NAME You: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO KEEP A LADY You: I KEEP ON RIPPING THEM APART WITH MY TOOL Stranger: YOU EAT PEOPLE ALIVE SUCKADICKCLOWN! XD Stranger: ARE YOU HIGHPER? You: NO You: MAYBE Stranger: IMMA LITTLE BIT Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEY You: Hi You: Thanks for coming to your preformance review! You: So You: Take me through a day in the life as You: The Boss Stranger: LIKE A BAWS Stranger: TALK TO CORPORATE You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: MICROMANAGE You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: PROMOTE SYNERGY You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: APPROVE MEMOS You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: LEAD A WORKSHOP You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: DIRECT WORKFLOW You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: HIT ON DEBRA You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: GET REJECTED You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: SWALLOW SADNESS You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: SEND SOME FAXES You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: CALL A SEX LINE You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: CRY DEEPLY You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: DEMAND A REFUND You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: EAT A BAGLE You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: HARRASSMENT LAWSUIT You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: NO PROMOTION You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: 5TH OF VODKA You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: SHIT ON DEBRAS DESK You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: BUY A GUN You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: IN MY MOUTH You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: oh fuck me i can't fuckin do it You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: PUSSY OUT You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: PUKE ON DEBRAS DESK You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: JUMP OUT A WINDOW You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: SUCK A DUDES DICK You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: SCORE SOME COKE You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: CRASH MY CAR Stranger: SUCK MY OWN DICK You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: CHOP MY BALLS OFF You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: BLACK OUT IN THE SEWER You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: MEAT A GIANT FISH You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: TURN INTO A JET You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: BOMB THE RUSSIANS You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: CRASH INTO THE SUN You: LIKE A BOSS Stranger: NOW IM DEAD You: So...that's a normal day for you? Stranger: HELL YEAH You: You chop your balls off...and die? Stranger: NO DOUBT You: And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? Stranger: NOPE You: I'm pretty sure you ddi Stranger: NAH, THAT AINT ME You: Alright then You: Well this has been eye opening for me. Stranger: IM THE BOSS You: I know Stranger: IM THE BOSS You: You've said that about 100 times Stranger: IM THE BOSS You: LIKE A BOSS! You have disconnected.[/quote] You won't believe how long it took to get someone who'd do it.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RAYPE You: rape Stranger: RAYPE Stranger: IS Stranger: NOTHING Stranger: TO Stranger: LAUGH Stranger: ABOUT You: yes it is hahahahA!! Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT? Stranger: MAMA LIKE You: MAMA LIKE IT! You: lol wtf Stranger: MAMA LIKE IT SPICEH! You: what are you on about? Stranger: I FOUND PILLS Stranger: AND ATE THEM You: tasty? Stranger: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS Stranger: BUT YES You: how tasty? Stranger: ZOMG TASTY You: nice, nice Stranger: THERES A MOSNTER Stranger: I DONT LIKE MONSTERD Stranger: IM SCARED You: Is the monster at mcdonalds? Stranger: NO KAYEFFSEE You: you know the purple one? Stranger: AWWW YEAH Stranger: KOOL AID Stranger: I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT Stranger: DONT HATE ON BARNEY Stranger: I LIKE BARNEY You: those pills will spin you out. Stranger: ECSASYYYYYYYYYYYYY You: are they prescribed drugs? You: oh right e's ok Stranger: I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE Stranger: LIFE WENT ALL COMPLEX Stranger: I DONT LIKE IT You: how did you find ecstasy tablets then? Stranger: FUCK Stranger: I FOUND THEM Stranger: THEY WERE PINK Stranger: SO I THOUGHT THEY WOULD TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRY Stranger: BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: THEY HAD TO TASTE LIKE SWEAT AND MEXICANS You: can you please stop fucking typing in caps! its getting annoying now. I know your on pills but you dont have to keep the caps button on! Stranger: I do apologise You: thank you good sir. Stranger: capitals make things sound immense You: so hows stuff at tims? Stranger: lolwut? You: doesnt he have good pills? some dude told me the other week that he has all that.. Stranger: zomg tim's shit is guuuuuuurd Stranger: buy an 8th offa him You: yeah i know! Stranger: will fuck you up nicely You: yeah, you can get certain deals if you buy his pick and mix Stranger: yeah but amounts he sells for are hardly worth it Stranger: better buy individually! You: he doesnt just sell drugs he sells sweets to mix it up with! good idea if you ask me Stranger: Woolworths died :( Stranger: thats makes me displeased You: yeah the one down the road closed down.. its now replaced by pound strecher lol Stranger: 99p store brapbrap You: hehe it so sad :( Stranger: they sell 6 cans of tango Stranger: for 99p Stranger: :O You: i bought 6 bottles of lucazade for 1.99 yesterday, a very good deal :) Stranger: lucazade tastes like happeh Stranger: gives me a good boost for sextings ;D You: the orange one though, the orginal makes your taste buds miserable You: yeah give you a boost in many things Stranger: i like allodem really You: whats that? Stranger: all of them :) Stranger: shortened though You: oh right heh You: have you had those energy shots yet? You: like the reletless and redbull ones? Stranger: nahhh Stranger: WKD zupzup Stranger: i know its alchoholic You: i havnt ethier Stranger: but its dayum foine You: im 17 years old Stranger: izit nah? Stranger: Im 15 Stranger: in Hackney Stranger: good place that You: im cornish Stranger: i used to go there every summer when i was younger Stranger: then the mother got bored You: oh right, the weather is fucking shit at the moment! :( Stranger: and now we go to Benidorm :) Stranger: i know, right? You: its very cold, wet, and windy. Stranger: LIKE A DEAD MANS ARSE. Stranger: you get me? You: lol yeah its windy there You: 1 You: 1 You: ! You: lol wtf Stranger: Omegle went twitchy :( Stranger: i think its got aids You: yeah maybe.. Stranger: zomg x factor pisses me off nicley You: I might go on xbl later Stranger: such a shit show Stranger: my gf talk allota shite about it Stranger: isit? You: dont watch xfactor now that jedwerd are out! I wanted them to win so it would ruin that fucking shit of a show! Stranger: my xbox broke :( You: unlucky Stranger: wii ftw You: red ring>? You: lol wii You: my dad had one but then he bought a elite Stranger: naice You: we play MW2 You: getting L4D2 for xmas Stranger: zupzup Stranger: well im half russian You: you know that tim i told you about? Stranger: but i enjoyed killing thems anyways ;D Stranger: yeah, why? You: yeah i go college with him, hes an allright dude. he smokes alot of pot hehe Stranger: :) Stranger: pots good Stranger: makes me discover You: yeah, can be stong You: strong* Stranger: skunks sexy You: ha ive never had skunk You: have you? Stranger: but the chungovers are twice as harsh :( Stranger: lul, yeah :) You: I hate that harsh shit! You: fuck sake i have to go :( seeya mate! Stranger: steady on son. seeyer. You have disconnected. a nice chat about drugs haha.
[QUOTE] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 m You: hi! You: 16 f Stranger: from? You: america You: i'm a little whore You: :3 You: u? You: wana c how horny and wet my pussy is? You: ur chance is gone in You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 Stranger: ?? You: wanna c how horny iam? Stranger: of course You: [url]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/989/mybodyc.jpg[/url] You: :D Stranger: 幹你娘 You: I'am a guy You: :D You: MY COCK IS HARD! You: SUCK IT! You: SUCK IT! You: LUV ME LONG TIME U CHINK! You: FUCK YES! You: LONG LIVE FACEPUNCH! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] Ya..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: my ballsack is quite hairy Stranger: mine is too Stranger: wanna compare? :D You: yes plz Stranger: okay. You: ok so You: my dick hair is like You: 3 inches Stranger: yeah mines about the same Stranger: I used to trim, but I haven't in a while. You: i need to trim mine again You: fuck shaving it Stranger: i know. You: i dont want my sack to feel like a porcupine You: then it gets sweaty and itchy You: and ur legs get chaffed Stranger: exactly. it's dumb. You: and who the shit shaves their ass and asscrack You: i certainly dont You: but again, it does need a trim Stranger: I KNOW! Stranger: yes. Stranger: can't let it get too crazy. You: its like planet of the apes down there You: yknow what im saying Stranger: oh do I ever. Stranger: it's nice to keep the hair tame...makes your dick look bigger, ya know? Stranger: doesn't cover up the base as much You: yea! You: gives u like half an inch You: holy shet makes me wanna cum all over the screen You: so hard Stranger: Haha. Better take care of that. You: i will eventually You: dont worry Stranger: oh okay Stranger: haha Stranger: me too. Stranger: I haven't jerked in like 4 days You: i havent jarked since last night Stranger: I'd say you're well overdue. Stranger: how big are you? You: over 9000 nanometers Stranger: sweet tits! Stranger: as am I! You: holy shit! You: let's have an over 9000 orgy Stranger: just slightly though. Stranger: yes lets. You: mine is so beyond 9000 it's almost 9001 Stranger: omg. no freaking way You: yea way Stranger: that's gynormagantic. Stranger: I'm only 9000.4 Stranger: *sigh* You: aw dude You: i beat you by .05 Stranger: I guess its not THAT bad then. You: i mean You: if you round up its ok Stranger: so then I guess you could say we are the same size then. Stranger: shweet. You: yea man You: our dicks reach all the way from A to Z Stranger: hell yea Stranger: you should see the looks on their faces when I tell them I'm 26 letters long. Stranger: and that's with bold letters. You: you should see the look on their faces when i tell them i'm 26 letters long, including numbers AND the numpad with size 24 font Stranger: ooh man! Stranger: I believe it's the same look I'm giving you now. Stranger: O.O You: yea dude You: shit You: thats exactly it Stranger: Plus the fact that it curves up makes it look even more impressive. Stranger: Mine just curves sloightly to the left. You: mine sticks straight out You: i can hang a birdfeeder on that shit Stranger: W00t! Stranger: haha Stranger: this is so ridic. Stranger: 's awesome You: i have to shit bai You have disconnected.
Mine has murder in it. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I need your help You: I have been murdered Stranger: by who? You: My step brother Stranger: oh im sorry to hear that You: he has wanted my million dollar fortune You: I will give you this fortune You: if you kill my step brother. You: I need you to make it look like an accident though You: place some explosives in his coffee Stranger: ... Stranger: explosives in his coffee. You: Yes You: it is a known fact he uses explosives in his coffee You: very delicious Stranger: how will you give me the fortune if you have been murdered? You: in person of course Stranger: your dead. You: no You: I said I was murdered Stranger: you just said you were. You: I didn't say I was dead Stranger: murdered = killed killed= DEAD\ You: no I said I was murdered You: stabbed to death You: I didn't say I was dead man Stranger: death= dead. You: I just said I was murdered Stranger: wtfff. You: no that's entirely different Stranger: you cant be murdered and still be alive. You: what the hell kind of murder would that be then You: that would be more like a homicide Stranger: you make no sense. Stranger: HARRY POTTER FTW. You: YOU KNOW WHAT You: FINE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=heh]You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] You: hey Stranger: hello You: how are you. Stranger: im good thanks new to omegle just having fun You: let me ask you child, are you a boy or a girl Stranger: im not a child im 32 You: ok then my child, may i ask, where do you live? Stranger: why did you assume I was a child? You: that is not of importance Stranger: not many young kids on here some teens though Stranger: im women by the way You: you are women? Stranger: *a women sorry You: thats great. You: you are a women, ok then. You: may I ask, where do you live? Stranger: I dont think thats appropriate to give out online Stranger: but I am in the US You: do you happen to be near california or new york? Stranger: im nearer to california You: thats perfect my child. You: I'll be there soon. You: wait for me. Stranger: what do you mean? You: Ill finish tracing your IP in a few moments. You: just hold on a bit. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] heh
You: Hi Stranger: hi, how are you? Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) Okay that was random.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey. Stranger: hi! You: CRAP! You: I just remembered something! Stranger: what?? You: My mom said never to talk to strangers! You: crap crap crap crap! Stranger: you're probably as good as grounded then! You: What do I do?! You: OH HAMBURGERS! Stranger: you can try hiding under your bed! Stranger: hahahahah You: I can't! You: I live in a van down by the river! Stranger: swim far far away Stranger: hahahahhahaa You: And I am a motivational speaker! You: And I have what you may call a "weight problem" You: And I know what you're asking yourself. You: "HEY MATT! How do we get our lives back on track"? You: So, Stranger! What is it that is your career?! Stranger: hahahahhahahaha Stranger: i have yet to find myself a career, i'm still in college building my resume You: Ah, college kid--- WELL LADEE FREAKING DA! Stranger: =)) Stranger: you are funny. You: ( I hope you realize this is a Chris Farley SNL skit) You: :P Stranger: hahahahha it did sound familiar Stranger: obviously im not as big a fan as u are You: What college you go to? I'm trying to get into Indiana Bloomington. Stranger: i go to university in manila You: Ah. You: Philipines, neato. Stranger: not rly Stranger: haha You: Well... You: I mean't for this conversation to be a joke to show the rest of the internet. You: But it's turned to serious. You: And now it's awkward. Stranger: you are so weird :)) Your conversational partner has disconnected. The beginning began as a part from another Omegle conversation I read. Turned out pretty good actually.
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/23kdm2q.png[/IMG] A while ago now.
Stranger: hi, how are you? You: NIKO MY COUSIN You: I AM DOING WELL, LETS GO BOWLING Stranger: kewl, yah same. Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? You: GO GET A CAR AND MEET ME AT 7 PM Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Stranger: male DISCONNECT You: female CONNECT Stranger: o. You: b Stranger: well u females are the only ones who'll talk to meh Stranger: :) You: whay Stranger: i dunno You: u ugly or wat Stranger: booyz are all horn Stranger: *horny Stranger: nah Stranger: i'm hawt You: well too bad im not a female Stranger: w/nice abs You: so stop talkinf Stranger: gah Stranger: F U You: :( You: :C Stranger: MFFERR Stranger: :( You: IM CRAHYUING Stranger: u sai dstop talkkin to me Stranger: NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO Stranger: DUN CRAZYZYYYYYY You: STOHP IET You: OHMG Stranger: CHILLLAAUT You: I FREAHKING UT Stranger: SLEEEEEEEEPZBVLITTLE BAAABIII You: KABBABBB HAHTEW Stranger: DUUNNNFU UUUUU CRRRRRIIIIIZA Stranger: surry You: I LIKE KAHBABB Stranger: had to spaz aut for a sek You: yeh is k You: So, how are you today, sir? Stranger: Well. I'm fine. Shall we dance? You: Quite indeed. Stranger: We've been appropriately introduced. You: Right after we drink these cups of tea. Stranger: And crumpets. I'll bring the tray straight away. Stranger: Do be a good man and stay a bit. You: Did you say tray? You: Did you? Stranger: I did. Stranger: Tray. You: Tray? You: TRAY?? Stranger: Pardon me. Am I in error? You: TRAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????? Stranger: BLAISJDLAIJLIABLWEIFHALSDHF You: TRAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: TRAY!! You: TRAYYYYYATYTAYTYATYERYATYATYRYTY Stranger: GAWD FAMMDAMMMMITIITTTT GAFBLIOFFFF ME BAAAAAAACK You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: BJAISEFLJIASJLBIHALISEJFLIASJFLAIBALEI LOVE YO hah.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;18651723]I'll just leave this here [IMG]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1702/omegle.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't get it.
Stranger: hi, how are you? You: Help! You: I need someone! Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: fuck you Stranger: Here is a picture of me, [url]http://i45.tinypic.com/6scqkz.jpg[/url] do you think i'm hot? You: fuck you You: fuck you Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) You: fuck you I was trying to sing a song and got a bot. :frown:
Stranger: 18 f looking for rough master/slave role play. interested? You: Sure You: Put on those damned rags Stranger: kneels Stranger: yes master You: Now, get that pickaxe Your conversational partner has disconnected. She said she wanted to be a slave :frown: [editline]10:34PM[/editline] Stranger: heyy You: Hail citzen! Stranger: Hail! You: *Citizen You: How are you on this glorious day! Stranger: I wish to repay my fines Stranger: No? You: Ok sir You: Just 1000 asses You: And you will be debt free Stranger: I'll have my manservant write up the deed of sale immediately! You: Great! You: Also, you have a great build Stranger: Now that that small matter is settled... Stranger: My build, sir? You: Why don't you join the Roman army? You: We would need strength like that Stranger: YOU are suggesting that I debase myself to the level of SOLDIER?! Stranger: I was born to the senator Romulus Pontius! Stranger: Perhaps you know not to whom you are speaking! You: Most apologies sir You: But wait sir Stranger: Never mind. Now, what's this about a new aquaduct in the northern regions? Stranger: Wait? Whatever am I to be waiting for? You: We are currently sending 50% of the slaves to build it Stranger: 50%, how interesting. You: Erm You: XXXXX% Stranger: Of course I've seen the soldiers collecting them from common households. Stranger: However, MY father has friends in the Emperor's private council Stranger: So of course we needn't sacrifice. You: Well You: Should we have a change of plans then? Stranger: Whatever do you mean? You: I mean sending less so we can build games for the citizens Stranger: Myes, quite. The mob must be kept appeased, as my father says. You: Also You: I think about running for praetor next year You: would you mind voting for me? Stranger: Well that depends Stranger: My family is good friends with your opposition Stranger: What might you be willing to do to sway our votes? You: I will increase the amount of labor that slaves must do Stranger: You know we control enough slaves to be a considerable force You: I plan on suggesting increasing the amount of time that slaves work You: so we can get more done You: in less time Stranger: Interesting Stranger: And how do you propose to keep the slaves in line? Stranger: Granted, they are no match for our fine legions Stranger: However, unhappy slaves could be....troublesome. You: Yes You: bad soldiers could be training them how to read and write Stranger: Is what you say true, sir?! Stranger: Do such transgressions Occur?! You: This is what I have heard You: Do not take it as absolute fact Stranger: Now that is troubling.. You: Yes You: Very Stranger: If in fact it is true. Stranger: Well, it's true. The legion isn't what it once was. Stranger: These are dark times, my friend, dark times indeed. You: To make matters worse, the Germanic tribes up north are planning an attack You: I have proposed an attack on them You: But no one believes me Stranger: From wence does this news come? Stranger: whence* You: It came from a few months ago You: Around three I suppose Stranger: In the harvest season? You: Yes Stranger: Well, I doubt those tribes will be any match for our forces Stranger: But i wonder how it will affect the aquaducts completion... You: I fear that they might destroy the production You: And free the slaves and use them against us Stranger: We must make this news available to the highest authorities! Stranger: Whom have you spoken to about this? You: I have spoken to the Emperor about this You: But he says the Germanic tribes will perish Stranger: YOU? Directly? Stranger: To whom am i speaking, sir? Stranger: with* You: I am a mere Roman footsoldier Stranger: How is it that you gained an audience with the Emporer himself? You: I have family bonds with him Stranger: I...I had no idea. Stranger: Forgive my previous transgressions, I meant no offense.. You: No offense taken Stranger: Perhaps you know my family, then Stranger: Who is your father? You: My father is Remus Scippio Augustulus Stranger: The famous scholar and orrator?! You: Yes Stranger: The fates do indeed smile fondly upon me! Stranger: It is a pleasure to meet you, sir! Stranger: Come to think of it, I don't even know your name.. You: My name is Cornillius Scippio Augustulus You: My name will not be known though You: As the fall of our empire is soon Stranger: How dare you say such blasphemy You: No offense to the empire Stranger: The might of Rome will endure through the ages! You: But You: The germanic tribes are uniting as one Stranger: Even so, they are a barbaric people Stranger: Uncapable of unified field tactics You: But Remember what happened with the Gauls You: In the beginning Stranger: Oh, how can you claim that that bares any resemblance to what is occuring today? You: Because our empire in that location is weaker then it was during the wars! You: We underestimate these barbaric people Stranger: Your head is muddled, sir. Stranger: Mayhaps did you suffer some trauma on the field? You: No sir Stranger: The barbarians are savage and untamed. Stranger: There exists no man who can unite them permanently You: Not permanently You: but just a joint force You: I fear that I am the only one who believes this Stranger: Well Stranger: if THIS is the sort of ideas produced in your household, I doubt my family will find it beneficial to swing our votes to your cause... You: I'm sorry sir but I must go You: Goodbye sir Stranger: Yes, i musn't tarry here Stranger: But Stranger: This conversation HAS been enlightening Stranger: Give my father your regards. You: Give your father mine Stranger: Give your father my regards* Stranger: I shall You: Goodbye Stranger: All glory to Rome Stranger: And may the gods find favor with you. AWESOME
[QUOTE=Letsfightsnake;18725495]Stranger: hi, how are you? You: Help! You: I need someone! Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: fuck you Stranger: Here is a picture of me, [url]http://i45.tinypic.com/6scqkz.jpg[/url] do you think i'm hot? You: fuck you You: fuck you Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :) You: fuck you I was trying to sing a song and got a bot. :frown:[/QUOTE] That sucks
Yeah, there's not another Omegle thread or anything
There was no need for a new one. The old one is still up, it was ignored for 20 hours.
I just realized that. I meant that other post to go in the V3 thread.
[QUOTE=Harry9397;18694129][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/23kdm2q.png[/IMG] A while ago now.[/QUOTE] This is my favorite.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18738114]This is my favorite.[/QUOTE] I agree
especially the pokemon theme in another tab
You: Hello thar Stranger: hey You: Whatcha doin eh? Stranger: not much. i am enjoying your canadian accent. You: FUCK OFF You: Pfffftt Stranger: You're probably a middle aged virgin who masturbates to girls ages 6 to 13 You: Facepunch eh? Stranger: YEah You: Keep up the good work then
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: iam 22/m/usa, if you are a girl and have camera cyber on msn? You: 19 f us <3 You: and yes. Stranger: nice Stranger: whats ur msn adress? You: pokemonboy98@hotmail.com <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Stranger: 16 m you You: 73 m You: its hard to type this fast You: when you're this age. You: i eat good ol' tinned green beans Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]02:48AM[/editline] You: Hey Stranger: hii Stranger: wats g000d You: Not much, you? Stranger: n0tin muuch You: Why type like a retard? Stranger: b!tch d0nt judg3 You: ...... Stranger: waaaat? You: ...... Stranger: y0u hav3 a pr0bl3m?/?? You: lul i ken tak liek these 2 Stranger: alllr!ghttt You: shut up bich get bak in kithen Stranger: fuck y0u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I decided to go off my typing mistake, lmfao) Stranger: hi You: hwey Stranger: asl? You: soz im masturabating my typing might be a bit messed up Stranger: ok im fingeering myself Stranger: asl? You: 16/f/ohio me too >.< ((Done just now, oh shit!!) Stranger: girl?? You: yeah why? Stranger: i want ur pussy=) Stranger: asl?? You: umm ok? You: 17/f/ michigan Stranger: im 17 male tennessee=) Stranger: u horny?? You: yeah kinda lol Stranger: nicee me too lol Stranger: what u doing?? You: nothing much You: i masturbated earlier >.< Stranger: why not noww??=) i am so hardd Stranger: u wett?? You: yeah lol Stranger: mmmm.. u should fingerr urself...;) You: its like 11 o clock at night here lol You: my parents are asleep i live in a three story house, they sleep on the lowest floor i sleep on the highest You: i can make noise for you Stranger: i would lett u ..mhmm..how many fingers u use? You: two always not too much, not too little Stranger: yeaa my dick wuld feel good in ur tight pusssy=) You: sometimes though, my cock gets in the way, i use one hand to finger my vagina and the other to jack my hard cock
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ROLEPLAY! You: you start Stranger: my word Stranger: perhaps afterwards we may indulge ourselves into a round of tea and biscuits Stranger: agree? You: i do say, william that sounds delightfu;l You: how about some billiards afterwards? You: william? You: i say he's dead! Stranger: oh indubidubly geofferey You: oh pardon me willia You: m Stranger: oh why ive come alive once again You: you have now o dear Stranger: but i do say it is quite unpleasant as a zombie You: i can imagine You: how perpetiuous Stranger: perhaps we should see the doctor? it would be very unfortunate indeed if i were unable to enjoy tea and biscuits again You: i dare you you are of the utmost corectness sire, but i myself, am a doctor! You: luckily for you! Stranger: oh bullocks, it would appear that I have lost the sensation of my general pelvic area You: oh dear what luck Stranger: oh happy days, good sir! You: yeeees sire you are correct... You: happy days... You: remember when we used to froleck in the meadow on tuesdays? Stranger: please, feel free to perform any variable prostate exams you wish! my anal cavity is much for the lust of the warmth of your fingers You: woah ok... You: lets not go there Stranger: perhaps those days can come again You: nooooooo You: im not of the gay sexuality sire Stranger: i do say, what has come over you, dear geofferey? You: oh you meant the medow... You: sorry i was... off track You: forgive me Stranger: oh but ass-bandits these days are of quite the enjoyable sexual orientation You: uhm... if you say so sire... Stranger: oh no You: but your wife rebbeca... Stranger: i did quite literally propose sexual intercourse between the likes of you and i dear geofferey Stranger: do not fret yourself about rebbeca You: *puts gun up to head* Stranger: i do not love her the way i love anal intercourse You: *prepares to fire* Stranger: dear geofferey Stranger: i do not object to your suicidal implications Stranger: in death, you and i can frollock in the meadows once again as zombies together Stranger: there is no escape, geoffery You: b-but if i hit my b-brain cavities t-then... You: m-maybe i will sese to become zombified... You: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL SIRE! You: *pulls trigger* You: *BANG* You: GAK.... *splat* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: nutella or peanut butter You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT You: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO You: WHENEVER WE GO OUT You: PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT You: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO You: WHENEVER WE GOT OUT You: PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT You: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Okay.
[code]You: 18 yo chick here looking for rough cybersex Rape/Slave/Torture roleplay. Stranger: oh hai Stranger: wow, that sounds like fun You: it is ;) Stranger: im game You: okay You: wanna share emails hun? Stranger: why? You: so i can stay with you? :D Stranger: sounds creepy You: says the guy whos game for rape slave and torture roleplay? You: :I Stranger: yeah, thats stuffs normal, exchanging emails Stranger: im not up for that Stranger: thats going a bit too far Stranger: i just want to cyber anal rape you Stranger: not get to know you or anything You: uhm You: k Stranger: so, lets get this show on the road You: im locked in a room Stranger: well, fuck Stranger: how do i get in Stranger: /looks for a key You: i slide the key under the door Stranger: oh sweet Stranger: /uses key You: i do not know why i didnt open the door Stranger: its the wrong damnit Stranger: wrong key You: look in the plant next to the door Stranger: oh ok Stranger: i see it Stranger: /opens the door You: hi Stranger: hey, what are you doing in here You: i dont know You: just woke here Stranger: you're not supposed to be in my lair You: :o You: your lair? You: :I Stranger: oh yes, bitch Stranger: my lair You: ohsi You: ohshi Stranger: but since you're here Stranger: you're not leaving You: onononono Stranger: /forces you onto my table You: /i slap you Stranger: dont fucking slap me Stranger: uses wrist straps Stranger: and ankle straps You: /scream Stranger: you're immobilized You: no :C Stranger: you can scream, but no one is gonna hear you Stranger: we're 500 feet below the ground You: ohno You: :O Stranger: i begin to unbutton my shirt Stranger: and kick off my shoes Stranger: this is gonna be fun You: my dick gets hard Stranger: oh yeah You: wat Stranger: get hard for me baby You: wat You: wat You: wat Stranger: im gonna go get us jello pudding pops You: oh lawdy Stranger: you stay right here Stranger: since you cant move You: :I Stranger: /b/rother You: wat You: im from facepunch You: d Stranger: newfag You: totally diffrent place You: kinda like 4chan You: but You: gayer Stranger: i return with the jello pudding pops You: oke You: /transforms into a furry fox Stranger: aaahhhhhhhhhh! You: oh lawdy what is this Stranger: /transforms into ned flanders You: FLANDERS? You: can i borrow your mower Stranger: hi-dely-ho neighborino You: :c Stranger: sure thing, homer You: thanks flanders Stranger: i begin to stroke my massive erection You: :x Stranger: and jam it into your ass You: noo You: but im a furry Stranger: i tear at my skin You: and everyone hates me Stranger: revealing that im a bear You: OH LAWDY You: this surre is some crazy shit i gotmyself into Stranger: i jam my massive bear cock in your fox ass Stranger: see what happens when you try to troll omegle You: funny shit You: ;P You: wait thats gay You: :D Stranger: homo You: thats better You: oh Stranger: "wait thats gay" says the guy pretending to be an 18 year old girl and calling me "hun" You: touche Stranger: well, good game You: you too You: this will be great saving material You: i tell you what You: propane Stranger: picks up molotov You: NO You: PROPANE IS A LIQUID AND A GAS You: bobby drop that molotoc You: *molotov Stranger: pills here You: louis is this really a good time Stranger: oh no, no, no, no noooooooooooooooooo You: whats that bill You: i have alzimers Stranger: mother of mercy Stranger: rage quitting You: hi bill, hey bill Stranger: in 3... Stranger: 2... Stranger: 1... You: one[/code]
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