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The smartest conversation i ever had.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Edward turns Bella into a vampire and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby
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Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: -Coolface-
Stranger: -dickface-
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: No!
Stranger: Yes!
You: GTFO
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Do I win?
[quote]Stranger: asl
You: Yo' whats up
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Intolerant bastard.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH FUCK
You: SAT ON MY FUCKING BALLS
You: wait a min
Stranger: THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: hey what's new?
You: SAT ON MY FUCKING BALLS
You: wait amin
Stranger: that's the worst!
You: ughhh
You: oh god
You: i think ughh
You: i puked one up
You: OH GO
You: IS THAT MY LIVER?
You: DONT I NEED THAT?
Stranger: probably. nahhh you should be fine.
You: OH FUCK IS THAT MY HEART TO?
You: don-
Stranger: don't worry about it
Stranger: you're good.
You: NO I NEED MY HEART TO LIVE ASSWIPE
You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Die monster, you dont belong in this world
You: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh, I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute!
Stranger: Tribute! You steal men's souls...and make them your slaves!
You: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Stranger: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
You: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!
Stranger: *leaps over your fireballs to strike your head*
You: *evolves into crazy demon like thing, shoots more fireballs*
Stranger: *dies, girl runs in* RICHTER
Stranger: *turns into captain planet belmont*
You: *shoots more fireballs*
Stranger: *uses holy water* Fight the storm!
You: *burns up* No! It cannot be!
You: AHHHHHHH!
Stranger: PERFECT
Stranger: you sir, win
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Castlevania roleplay ftw!
Yes I posed as an 18 year old girl, so kill me.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: Hi there^.=.^
You: Female, 18, almost 19, 5'9
Stranger: well then
You: mmmm
You: I think I know ;)
Stranger: we lock our eyes from across the room..
Stranger: Down my drink while the rythms boom
Stranger: Take your hands and skip the name
Stranger: no need for these silly games
You: :D
Stranger: make our way through the smoke and crows
Stranger: *crowd
Stranger: the club is the sky
Stranger: and I am on ur cloud
Stranger: move in close as the lasers fly
Stranger: our bodies touch
Stranger: as the angels cry
Stranger: leave this place go back to yours
Stranger: our lips first touch outside your doors
Stranger: a whole night wat we've got in store
Stranger: u wishper in my ear that you want some more
You: I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!
Stranger: lol
You: :D
Stranger: u know that song
You: Yup
You: Love it
Stranger: ah I thought u didn't know
Stranger: lol
You: Oh I do:D
Stranger: so it was a surprise ending
You: Yes it was
You: :p
Stranger: lol
You: So what now:p
Stranger: this
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I lol'd hard.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tech support, how may I help you?
You: Umm yeah I have this computer that needs fixing
Stranger: What seems to be the problem with it?
You: Whenever I use it, my pentegram wallpaper doesn't apper
You: appear*
Stranger: You configured your own wallpaper and it won't appear?
You: Yeah,
You: I think it might have something to do with the hole in the monitor, but im not sure
You: I asked the Satan if he could fix it and he said no.
You: I also consulted my brothers corpse, and that didn't help.
Stranger: Is it a CRT or a TFT model?
You: Actually it's a LEDW
You: V 1.003.203
You: serial #: 199292-5882-8239
Stranger: ok
Stranger: What is its resolution?
You: 1500 x 1500
You: My pentegram needs to be exactly the same size length and width
You: or else my necrophiliatic ritual won't work
Stranger: I see.
You: That's why I bought a LEDW
You: And not a CRT or TFT
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: And is this hole situated within the so-called visible viewing area?
You: sort of
You: when Goliathan crawled out of it, i noticed the hole
Stranger: And is it noticeable right now?
You: Yeah, it is smoldering
Stranger: Is it producing any sort of coloured smoke or a smell?
You: Yeah it is red, and smells like dead bodies
You: trust me, i'd know
Stranger: Have you filled in your warranty card?
Stranger: And did you send it in for registration?
You: Yes and yes.
You: Took a while too,
You: Can we hurry this up? I have to leave to go hunt vampires at 10:30
Stranger: Well sir, you seem to be elegible for reparation covered under our factory warranty
You: Cool
You: Can you guys come pick it up?
Stranger: No sir, you have to ship it to Mayhem Street 53rd, 666 Hell
You: Damn, I could walk there.
You: ok
You: I'll stop over with my monitor, on my way to the vampire killing grounds
Stranger: That's allright as long as you sign and include the provided malfunction form
You: Will there be one there for me?
You: Or do i have to get it online?
Stranger: Well yes, our mailer daemon can send it to you.
You: Sweet
You: ok
Stranger: Does that cover all your questions, sir?
You: Yeah, thanks
Stranger: Thank you for calling Omegle Tech Support, have a nice day.
You: Bye!
You: :D
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[quote]Stranger: hi
You: I do say, there is an awful lot of faggotry going on in here
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[quote]Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: asl
You: Your mother was a hamster...
You: AND YOUR FATHER
Stranger: wow your kewl...
You: Well, let's just say he was an ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
And now for something completely different. Someone who actually has acceptable English skills and a degree of sanity.
[quote]Stranger: Shieldin' and healin', that's what I'm sellin'!
You: Hey, another troll. Good to meet you
Stranger: Pleasure to meet you as well.
Stranger: I'm actually not a troll, believe it or not.
You: Yes, I do say, there is an awful lot of faggotry going on in here
Stranger: That's what you get when you put two strangers from across the globe together in a chatroom.
You: Good point
Stranger: Yeaaaah.
You: There is a wonderous wasteland in the corner of the internet called Facpunch
You: Have you ever been there?
Stranger: No, but I've heard of it.
You: Good for you
You: If you mispell one word in a post there they'll rip out your liver, tear your head off and shit down your neck
Stranger: Sounds depressing. I'll make sure to never make another typo again.
You: Good. :)
Stranger: I have, however, been to 4chan.
You: Oh, the amount of innocence I have lost there
You: Where I first started fapping to pr0n
Stranger: I only went there for /X/. Nightmare fuel.
You: Coolio
Stranger: Mhm.
You: On my first visit to b, I saw a picture of a baby with no eyes
You: I visited again later. My subconscious must have thought 'OOH WHAT A FUCKING GREAT PLACE I'LL GO THERE AGAIN'
Stranger: Haha, wow. I don't know what I was thinking when I kept returning to /x/... In the middle of the night.
You: Further endeavors into the internet have desensitzed me to the point of barely being able to be distured by anything again.
You: brb
Stranger: I mostly blame some Livejournal communities and friends for destroying my innocence. And sure.
You: fucking phone
Stranger: Baw.
You: I saw an image of spider pron that every one else in the forum was vomiting over yet I was barely phased
Stranger: I saw a poorly-drawn picture of fat, giant-dicked furry porn. I chuckled.
You: Damn furries
Stranger: I know, I know.
You: Wayur I coom froom we buhrn furrehs, son.
Stranger: Like, like, where I come from, we, like, celebrate 'em, yanno?
You: Wow.
You: I recall something I said earlier... Never mind
Stranger: Yeah. My state's screwed.
You: Which state would that be?
Stranger: I'd rather not give that away.
You: I come from Maine
You: bunch of hicks and assholes
Stranger: ... Well, I come from California.
You: California sucks, too
You: AFAIK
Stranger: Yes, yes it does suck.
Stranger: We have an actor for a governer, for Christ's sake.
You: Arnie is a great actor for someone who can't act
Stranger: Yeah. Maybe it's why they chose him..
You: Has.. has anyone ever thought of like the opposite of PETA?
You: PETV?
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[quote]You: So how long has it been?
Stranger: since
Stranger: .....
You: Oh yes I remember that
You: And you talked to that dude
You: And he swore at you
You: And all those shenanigans
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Well that sucked
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lulx
Stranger: hey
You: other guy spammed me
Stranger: how??
You: like this
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME!
Stranger: why did i bother to ask?
You: lol[/code]
True story. :buddy:
I am truly running out of ideas
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Elypses
Stranger: ...
You: ...
You: Dot dot dot
You: I'm so goddamn clever
Stranger: u sure as heck r
You: I hope for your sake you are kidding
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ya
You: More dots
You: What's with the dots, bro?
Stranger: uve infekted mii
You: Nice grammar
You: Where you raised by chimps?
Stranger: pretty much, yeah
You: Cool
You: Monkey-dude to the rescue
Stranger: *eats a banana*
You: Can I have some of that?
Stranger: *throws stranger a banana*
You: Awesome
You: Soh... Mwhere you frm?
Stranger: usa
You: Ditto
Stranger: mah fav pokemon
You: You suddenly became 90% less cool
You: I her u leik mudkipz?
Stranger: ya sure
You: Noob
Stranger: w/e
You: I am posting long chats with idiots on OMEGLE on a forum I like for the lulz
Stranger: haha
You: Kbye
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh noes
Stranger: What?
You: Your mum, is what
Stranger: Wow...that was stupid
You: I agree
You: And I'm damn proud of it
You: So post something bloody interesting
Stranger: Nice ^_^
Stranger: Like what?
You: Like... anything
Stranger: Anything
You: I can't provide any lols
Stranger: Heeheehee
You: What the fuck are you HEEing about?
Stranger: I felt like fucking heeing
You: Fucking great
You: I'mma fucking disconnect now
You: fucking okay?
You: O-fucking-kay
Stranger: Fucking fine
You: Fucking fantastic[/quote]
[quote]You: FUCKING
You: TYPE
Stranger: niggers
You: niggertits
Stranger: niglet
You: niggeritis
Stranger: nig nag
You: Nigopolis
Stranger: niggity
You: Doorkniggers
Stranger: kkk
You: NiNiNigger
Stranger: figger nucker
You: Nucker figlet
Stranger: nucking figgers
You: Ficking Nuggers
Stranger: fugging nickers
You: Okay you win
Stranger: YES![/quote]
[editline]06:37PM[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: I have a huge boner and am horny, can you help? :(
You: I can cut it off for you, mate
You: take a cold shower
Stranger: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
.
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: CUPCAKE
Stranger: HAI
You: HAI
im from facepunch
You: are you
Stranger: WHER
You: FACEPUNCH
You: wait
You: no
You: no
Stranger: WAT
You: YOU CANT BE FROM 4CHAN
Stranger: NO IM NUT
Stranger: BUT I
You: YAY
Stranger: WAT
You: WUT
Stranger: I LIEK
Stranger: 4CHAN
Stranger: ITS GOOD
You: OH
GOD
NOOOO
Stranger: FOR YA BRAINZ
why do they lurk there, i dont get it
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual. Stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: Ahaha, Holy shit you're from Facepunch too
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: how'd you know
You: The fake pedo message
Stranger: hahaha
You: awesome
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: gl dude
You: yeh
You: You're currently posting this
You: Hold on, I'll post it too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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Stranger: ÔO NEGUINHA TAO BUNITINHA DO PAAI UHUL .
LITTLE É VOC? DIZ QUE SIM PQP D:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you speak English?
Stranger: yeah
You: good
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine.
Stranger: huum
You: Have you ever heard of TF2?
Stranger: never o_o
Stranger: why?
You: oh shit, it's awesome
Stranger: uahsuhauhs
Stranger: from?
You: from where?
You: it's a video game
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: u?
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male here
You: Yeah, well take your dick elsewhere. I use my arsehole for shitting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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Stranger: Ndomukong Suh for heisman!!
You: YAARRRRR
You: I AM A PIRATE
You: FUUUUCCKKK YOOOOOOOUUUU
Stranger: your not a pirate for fucks sake
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: hows it goin
You: great.
You: just got through eating some babies.
You: they needed more pepper.
Stranger: oh yea? a nice plump one he?
You: yeah.
You: nice and juicy.
You: mm.
You: do you like babies too?
Stranger: wlel
Stranger: honestly
Stranger: id rather have chipotle
You: ahhh.
Stranger: about the same size of a bayb
You: but you wouldn't mind then?
Stranger: id probaly eat a baby if i had to
Stranger: honestly
You: hmm.
You: okay.
You: i'll come by your house tommorow.
You: bye for now.
Stranger: cya babe
You have disconnected.
I present the shortest troll ever:
Stranger: hi
You: KOREAN NINJA MONKEYS
Stranger: 16 female. role play?
You: sexy girl?
Stranger: :) yes
You: K
Stranger: role play?
You: yus
Stranger: ok what do you wanna do? walk on the beach? incest?
You: No
You: Cyber rape
You: I rip off your shirt
You: start groping you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:frown:
ALSO:
You: I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thanks for that
You: I've got big balls
You: HE'S GOT BIG BALLS
You: and SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS
You: but WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST
You: BALLS OF THEM ALL
You have disconnected.
This is long but FUCKING FUNNY!
[code]Stranger: ay bay bay
You: RICK JAMES BITCH
Stranger: what it do
Stranger: LOL
You: yes
Stranger: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
You: Lol indeed
Stranger: DAVE CHAPELLE hes a funny guy
You: yes he is
You: also
You: youPINGAS
You: SNOO PINGAS AS USUAL I SEE
Stranger: QUEEEEEEEEE?!!
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: um
You: maybe
You: er
You: weel
Stranger: i think you should
Stranger: it's forever binding
Stranger: and our love is powerful
Stranger: combined we could over take the world!
Stranger: THE WORLD!
You: I dont know if thats smart, as I am Rick Hansen, and this is to catch a predator
You: Why dont you take a seat
You: riight over there
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: well..
Stranger: I just wanted to watcha movie
Stranger: that's all..
You: What did you have planned tonight?
Stranger: I said a movie
Stranger: that's all man
Stranger: I swear
You: I have the whole transcript of your conversation right here
Stranger: I thought your name was CHRIS hanson
Stranger: What?
You: not anymore
Stranger: okay rick
Stranger: well..
You: yes
Stranger: how do i know you didn't make up te conversation
Stranger: and this is a the cia set up?
You: no, I am with the CIA
Stranger: rick
Stranger: please
Stranger: it was the first time
Stranger: i've ever done something like this
Stranger: it won't happen again
You: Did you think it was okay... to do something like this?
You: with such a young girl?
Stranger: SHE DIDN'T TELL ME HER AGE! I SWEAR
Stranger: i assumed she was older
You: Thats not how it went in your talk
You: you said:
You: "How old are you" She says, "14" You say, "SWEET"
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: what
Stranger: that..
Stranger: that never happened.
You: Thats how it went, its all right here
Stranger: that was my son
Stranger: my son
Stranger: he hacked my thing
Stranger: you know
You: no it wasnt, shes our decoy
You: waitwut
Stranger: no i mean my son hacked it he wanted her
You: No sir
Stranger: not me
Stranger: wait..i don't understand
You: well then why did you come here tonight?
Stranger: *runs for door*
Stranger: fuck you rick!
You: STOP RIGHT THERE
You: GET ON THE GROUND SIR
You: GET DOWN
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO I SWEAR
Stranger: I HAVE A FAMILY
Stranger: MY WIFE!
You: GET YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
Stranger: SHE'LL KILL ME!!!
Stranger: NO!
You: NOW
Stranger: I
Stranger: AWFHAOHF
Stranger: OW!
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: STOP IT!
You: TAZ HIM BOYS
Stranger: I WON'T DO IT!
Stranger: AOD GUZZUGGIIINGGG!!!
Stranger: UUUUUUUGGHHH
You: YOU SHOULDNT HAVE COME HERE
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i...
Stranger: I..........
You: Take him away
Stranger: *faints*
You: *takes to prison*
Stranger: *gets it in the butt*
You: *ownd in the arse*
Stranger: *becomes girlfriend*
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
You: You shoulnt have TALKED TO SUCH A YOUNG GIRL
You: *rapes hard*
Stranger: i regret it! i regret it! i regret it!
You: NOT ANYMORE BOI
You: DOESNT MATTER IN HERE
You: *shanks you*
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh!
Stranger: why meeeeeeeeeeeee?!!!?!
Stranger: i didn't mean it!?
You: too bad boy
You: *breaks neck*
Stranger: yes daddy
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: *sad music*
Stranger: *credits roll*
Stranger: So, do you like pie?
Stranger: or cake?
You: Wow that was an awesome movie
You: 5/5
You: Eh the cake couldve been better
Stranger: We should seriously consider becoming directors or writers, or something.
You: I know
You: I plan too
You: Well this has been nice
You: But I must go home now
You: Thanks for the movie night
You: Goodnight
Stranger: Talk to you later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bill!
Stranger: flashback?
You: Louis and Zoey are missing!
Stranger: omfg WHAT?!?!?
You: A horde's coming, and I'm low on ammo!
Stranger: how the hell could you lose them? :O
You: Our only chance of escape is a van...
You: I HATE VANS!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: RUN, I'LL COVER YOU
Stranger: I GOT A CHOPPER WAITING
You: GOOD!!
You: *runs towards chopper*
Stranger: RUN, I'LL COVER U, I'M GOING RAMBO NOW!!!!!!
You: *Zombie horde attacks*
Stranger: RATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA *THEY DIED*
You: SHIT!!!!! TANK!!
Stranger: LEAVE THE TANK TO ME
You: *gets in heli*
You: *flys up*
Stranger: WAIT FOR ME
Stranger: GONNA BLOW THE TANK
You: *flys down*
You: *waits*
You: GIT IN!!!
Stranger: 'putting 5 c4's on the tank"
Stranger: COMING!!!!
Stranger: "getting in to chopper"
You: *flies up*
Stranger: LIFT UP GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: *Flies away*
Stranger: "blows the tank"
You: *Dodges Debris*
Stranger: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Stranger: FY GOD DAMNIT
You: *Dodges Zombie bits*
Stranger: HURRY!!!!!!!
You: *FLIES VERY QUICKL*
You: I AM DAMMIT!!!!
Stranger: FASTER!!!!!!!!
You: SHIT!!!
You: *top speed*
You: Should I use warp drive?
Stranger: "taking the mini-gun and play's rambo"
Stranger: YES GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: TAKE US OUT OF HERE
You: *Activates Warp*
Stranger: WARP FFS!!!!!!!
You: WARP SEVEN!!!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUCK THIS IS FAST!!!!
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOA!
You: I JUST SAW CHINA FLY BY!!!
You: WARP EIGHT
Stranger: LETS BLOW 'EM UP!
Stranger: LETS BLOW THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD :d
You: *Uses onboard Nuclear Missles to destroy world*
You: FUCK YEA!!!!
Stranger: HOLY FUCK THATS A BIG BOOOOM!
You: GOOD THING I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
You: *Flies off into sunset*
You: WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WE MADE IT!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY
You: WE BEAT THE WORLD!
You: WE ARE KINGS!!!!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH! :D
You: *Credits roll*
You: *Epic ending Music*
Stranger: ROCK 'N ROLL!!!!!
Stranger: WHOOOOOA!
You: Awesome movie
Stranger: Damn we are good!
You: So much action, my brains melted!!!!!!!
You: We can do anything!!!
You: Let's take on the future!
Stranger: yeaah!
You: I have a time travel device
You: *Uses TTD*
You: How far?
You: 100000 Years?
Stranger: nice mate! lets blow the fuckers up and rule the world
Stranger: that sounds good
You: LAright
You: *travels 100000 yeas into the future*
Stranger: damn that was fast
You: Hell yeah\
You: Use the nuclear bullets?
You: They go boom!
Stranger: *loading nuclear bullets*
Stranger: *FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE*
You: *Loads nuclear bullets into minigun on front*\
Stranger: RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
You: *Sprays gunfire everywhere, killing millions*
You: WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WE RULE THE PLANET!
Stranger: *Loading nuclear bombs*
You: *Dodges AA Fire
You: *Takes out Nuke RPG*
Stranger: GIVE IT TO 'EM!!!!!!
You: *Fires Randomly, destroying Detroit*
Stranger: MOOOOOOOORE
You: *Reloads*
Stranger: HURRY!!!!!!
You: *Fires Randomly, this time destroying a nuclear storage facility*
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
You: It made a crater the size of Alaska there!!!
Stranger: GIVE IT SOME MORE
You: WHere did yolu find this chopper?
You: *Reloads*
Stranger: WE NEED TO BLOW THE WHOLE SHABANG UP!!!!!!
You: *Fires randomly, hitting a nuke that almost hi the chopper*
Stranger: MOOOOOOOOORE
You: *Loads a "Whole Shebang is Gone!" Nuke*
Stranger: THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
Stranger: BLOW THE FUCKERS UP!!!!
You: Carefully aims, hits the core, somehow, and detonates the world!
You: ITS A HIT!!!
\
Stranger: AND HEEEE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
You: ITS CRACKING OPEN!!!
You: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Stranger: GOOD JOB!
You: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!
You: WE ARE THE MASTERS OF TIME AND SPACE!!!!
Stranger: WE ARE OWNS THE WORLD NOW!
You: NO ONE CAN TELL US TO DO ANYTHING!!!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
Stranger: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
You: YEAH!!!
Stranger: "firing a golden bullet with explosives in it right between your eyes, and you die. I dump you out of the chopper and takes all the money and flies away"
You: D:
Stranger: you are now dead
You: *Body plummets towards earth*
Stranger: GAME-OVER
You: *Smashed on ground with a sickening thud*
You: *Blood pools in the small crater*
You: *Remnants of lower jaw flaps in the wind*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[editline]06:19AM[/editline]
Heh. Was pretty fun
More one word trolls:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: JOHN MADDEN
Stranger: ???
Your conversational partner has disconnected
[editline]04:45PM[/editline]
ITs really funny to act like a teenage sexy girl on Omegle...you'll see why soon.
[quote]
Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: Facepunch
You: Facepunch.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Kk
You: Yes
Stranger: From?
You: Facepunch
Stranger: XD
You: LOl
Stranger: From?!?!?
Stranger: Jekd
You: Facepunch I told you
Stranger: Ahhhhhhhh
Stranger: Tell pls
Stranger: Im on IP so im slow
Stranger: Tell me pls
You: Tell you what
Stranger: Sweden here
Stranger: From?
You: Canada
Stranger: Thx
Stranger: Kaka
You: Is bad
Stranger: Sooooooooooo
Stranger: Poo on a plate?
You: are you going to post this
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: No
You: I will then :)
Stranger: Ok whatever
Stranger: U aint gettin my name then
Stranger: XD
You: In due time friend
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: But thx for tellin
You: Not a problem :)
Stranger: Im fat
Stranger: U?
You: Im skinny
Stranger: I got no hair
Stranger: U?
You: I got lots :smug:
Stranger: I like old movies
Stranger: u?
You: I dont like movies at all
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Thats not good
You: Why not?
Stranger: Poo all over u?
Stranger: I dunno
You: Are you trying to be funny by saying poo?
Stranger: Um.. Ya
You: Well it isnt really funnt
You: funny*
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Ok sry
Stranger: Titty rape
You: Ugh
Stranger: Hahahaha
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Ok so whats up?
You: Nothing, looking at the omegle thread on FP
You: you?
Stranger: Nothin
Stranger: FP?
Stranger: Facepunch
You: yeah
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Its from new moon
Stranger: U knoe?
You: ya
Stranger: Kdifkfkfnr
Stranger: Ok
You: Edward is a fag
Stranger: OH YES HE IS
Stranger: AND HE HAS A INFECTED NIPPLE
Stranger: Did u have IP
Stranger: Not huh?
You: What are you, 12?
Stranger: Haha no
Stranger: XD
You: You sure bout that?
Stranger: Yezzzz
Stranger: I aint tellin u though
Stranger: Cuz u gonna post this
Stranger: Asl?
You: Why does it matter how old you are, no one will know you unless you post saying "Oh that was me!"
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Make me
You: Im not making you do anything
Stranger: Rape me
Stranger: I need ur dick
You: Okay
You: inserts penis into your anus**
Stranger: Ahhhh
Stranger: Fuck u
Stranger: Ur fucked up
Stranger: Whats ur name?
You: You told me you wanted my dick
Stranger: U piece of shit
You: I'm not doing anything wrong
Stranger: Ya but im just 12 i dont know better
Stranger: Pedophile
Stranger: ...
You: Gimme your lunch money
Stranger: Ya right
Stranger: I know u just want my ass
You: That too
Stranger: Pedophile
You: Hehehe ;D
Stranger: U rape little children
You: How do you know this?
Stranger: I can see it in ur eyes
Stranger: In ur smileys
You: I just wanna have some fun
Stranger: Thats the expression of a pedophile
Stranger: Ok byeeee
Stranger: Bye
You: See you on facepunch :)
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Bam!
fed up of being greeted with "asl" lmao
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: howareyou?
Stranger: bad and you?
You: über bad
You: YOU KNOW I'M BAD, I'M BAD, I'M REALLY, REALLY BAD!
Stranger: creep.
You: *spins
You: *grabs croch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:smug:
[editline]12:35AM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY'
Stranger: Hey
You: hows-a it going?
Stranger: Awesome
You: cool,cool
You: anything in particular awesome?
Stranger: Nope, life is just awesome at the moment
You: Awesome
Stranger: Yup
You: i'm kinda bored
You: like, really bored._.
Stranger: Oh really? But why?
You: NOTHING IS HAPPENING!! .-.
Stranger: Well i think we all has been there
You: ----------------------------\o/--------------------
You: i feel lost in a vast sea of emptyness
Stranger: That's deep
You: Yeah i know, I'm a deep person
You: Do you think sheeps ever think about "I'm getting stripped of my wool today?"
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Nope, why would they?
You: well i don't know
You: but it seems peculiar to me
You: that they would let themselves be humilliated that way every year without any thought of retalliation
Stranger: I don't think they would be able to do anything even if they wanted
You: But why?:'(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I sometimes [B]do [/B]wonder that actually :raise:
You: yaw
Stranger: yawoll
You: I accidentally a whole bottle of coke, what do I do?
Stranger: aliens
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: wots up babe
Stranger: 17
Female
nz
Stranger: wbu?
You: 76/both/nigeria
Stranger: man ur gay.stupid slut
Stranger: whoa sexy
You: indeed
You: my names bob
Stranger: damn tap u any day
You: short for jimbob
Stranger: mmm kool guy arnt ya
You: yeah, i shoot fuckers like you for giggles
You: then sell you at he nigerian black market for MONEYS
Stranger: great
You: $$$$$
Stranger: funny guy
You: this is no joke of a lie gypsy
Stranger: i didnt say it was a joke !!!!!!!!!!!
You: why you do this..
Stranger: fuk u.sluty whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahahahah
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: :D
Stranger: a sl?
You: What are you, Team Soldier, or Team Demoman?
You: 18, F, wherever you want.
Stranger: pokemon!
Stranger: sex?
You: Sure?
Stranger: yes
You: I'll take mine to the day-care, and you bring yours as well.
You: Then they shall make an egg.
You: If they are opposite gender, of same species, of course.
Stranger: sure
You: What is your favorite pokemon?
You: Mine is ditto.
Stranger: hum
Stranger: gyarados
You: Shiny, or normal?
You: Personally, I think shiny Ditto looks weird.
Stranger: normal
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/QUOTE]
Sex to Pokemon is an instant. :v:
[code]You: get to the choppa!!!
Stranger: in
Stranger: gogo
You: run!
Stranger: in the choppa?
Stranger: damnit lift!!
You: to it!
Stranger: IM IN
You: we've ben hit!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: can we fix it?
You: I'll try
Stranger: if not arm up and get down controlled
You: damn it! it wont start!
You: will have to run for it
Stranger: ffs we have injured ppl on here
You: fuck
Stranger: lets take them no one is left behind
You: lets do this! gogo
You: !
Stranger: heavy fire here
Stranger: bastards
Stranger: call airstrike
You: will do
Stranger: medic to me
Stranger: dont think hes doing that long
You: OH GOD! THERE EVRYWERE!
Stranger: RUN FORREST RUN
You: were not going to make it!
You have disconnected.[/code]
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