• Omegle V2
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Edward turns Bella into a vampire and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby You: ..........................................______ __........................ ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,.................. .............................,.-”...................................“-.,............ .........................,/...............................................”:, ........ .....................,?........................... ...........................\,..... .................../.................................................. .........,}.... ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..}.... .............../.................................................. .,:”........./..... ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../..... ............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../........ .........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`..... ..._/........... ..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}........... ...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../............ ...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`..... }............../............. ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”............... ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\................... .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__........... ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|........... ...`=~-,.... .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\... ..................... ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\............. .......... ................................`:,,.............. .............`\..............__.. .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``....... ........................................_\........ ..._,-%.......`\............... ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\.............. Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: -Coolface- Stranger: -dickface- You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: No! Stranger: Yes! You: GTFO Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Do I win?
[quote]Stranger: asl You: Yo' whats up Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Intolerant bastard.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH FUCK You: SAT ON MY FUCKING BALLS You: wait a min Stranger: THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol You: OH FUCK Stranger: hey what's new? You: SAT ON MY FUCKING BALLS You: wait amin Stranger: that's the worst! You: ughhh You: oh god You: i think ughh You: i puked one up You: OH GO You: IS THAT MY LIVER? You: DONT I NEED THAT? Stranger: probably. nahhh you should be fine. You: OH FUCK IS THAT MY HEART TO? You: don- Stranger: don't worry about it Stranger: you're good. You: NO I NEED MY HEART TO LIVE ASSWIPE You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: Die monster, you dont belong in this world You: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh, I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute! Stranger: Tribute! You steal men's souls...and make them your slaves! You: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Stranger: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! You: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you! Stranger: *leaps over your fireballs to strike your head* You: *evolves into crazy demon like thing, shoots more fireballs* Stranger: *dies, girl runs in* RICHTER Stranger: *turns into captain planet belmont* You: *shoots more fireballs* Stranger: *uses holy water* Fight the storm! You: *burns up* No! It cannot be! You: AHHHHHHH! Stranger: PERFECT Stranger: you sir, win You: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Castlevania roleplay ftw!
Yes I posed as an 18 year old girl, so kill me. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: a/s/l? You: Hi there^.=.^ You: Female, 18, almost 19, 5'9 Stranger: well then You: mmmm You: I think I know ;) Stranger: we lock our eyes from across the room.. Stranger: Down my drink while the rythms boom Stranger: Take your hands and skip the name Stranger: no need for these silly games You: :D Stranger: make our way through the smoke and crows Stranger: *crowd Stranger: the club is the sky Stranger: and I am on ur cloud Stranger: move in close as the lasers fly Stranger: our bodies touch Stranger: as the angels cry Stranger: leave this place go back to yours Stranger: our lips first touch outside your doors Stranger: a whole night wat we've got in store Stranger: u wishper in my ear that you want some more You: I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!! Stranger: lol You: :D Stranger: u know that song You: Yup You: Love it Stranger: ah I thought u didn't know Stranger: lol You: Oh I do:D Stranger: so it was a surprise ending You: Yes it was You: :p Stranger: lol You: So what now:p Stranger: this Your conversational partner has disconnected. I lol'd hard.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Tech support, how may I help you? You: Umm yeah I have this computer that needs fixing Stranger: What seems to be the problem with it? You: Whenever I use it, my pentegram wallpaper doesn't apper You: appear* Stranger: You configured your own wallpaper and it won't appear? You: Yeah, You: I think it might have something to do with the hole in the monitor, but im not sure You: I asked the Satan if he could fix it and he said no. You: I also consulted my brothers corpse, and that didn't help. Stranger: Is it a CRT or a TFT model? You: Actually it's a LEDW You: V 1.003.203 You: serial #: 199292-5882-8239 Stranger: ok Stranger: What is its resolution? You: 1500 x 1500 You: My pentegram needs to be exactly the same size length and width You: or else my necrophiliatic ritual won't work Stranger: I see. You: That's why I bought a LEDW You: And not a CRT or TFT Stranger: Ok. Stranger: And is this hole situated within the so-called visible viewing area? You: sort of You: when Goliathan crawled out of it, i noticed the hole Stranger: And is it noticeable right now? You: Yeah, it is smoldering Stranger: Is it producing any sort of coloured smoke or a smell? You: Yeah it is red, and smells like dead bodies You: trust me, i'd know Stranger: Have you filled in your warranty card? Stranger: And did you send it in for registration? You: Yes and yes. You: Took a while too, You: Can we hurry this up? I have to leave to go hunt vampires at 10:30 Stranger: Well sir, you seem to be elegible for reparation covered under our factory warranty You: Cool You: Can you guys come pick it up? Stranger: No sir, you have to ship it to Mayhem Street 53rd, 666 Hell You: Damn, I could walk there. You: ok You: I'll stop over with my monitor, on my way to the vampire killing grounds Stranger: That's allright as long as you sign and include the provided malfunction form You: Will there be one there for me? You: Or do i have to get it online? Stranger: Well yes, our mailer daemon can send it to you. You: Sweet You: ok Stranger: Does that cover all your questions, sir? You: Yeah, thanks Stranger: Thank you for calling Omegle Tech Support, have a nice day. You: Bye! You: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[quote]Stranger: hi You: I do say, there is an awful lot of faggotry going on in here Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: heyyy Stranger: asl You: Your mother was a hamster... You: AND YOUR FATHER Stranger: wow your kewl... You: Well, let's just say he was an ass Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] And now for something completely different. Someone who actually has acceptable English skills and a degree of sanity. [quote]Stranger: Shieldin' and healin', that's what I'm sellin'! You: Hey, another troll. Good to meet you Stranger: Pleasure to meet you as well. Stranger: I'm actually not a troll, believe it or not. You: Yes, I do say, there is an awful lot of faggotry going on in here Stranger: That's what you get when you put two strangers from across the globe together in a chatroom. You: Good point Stranger: Yeaaaah. You: There is a wonderous wasteland in the corner of the internet called Facpunch You: Have you ever been there? Stranger: No, but I've heard of it. You: Good for you You: If you mispell one word in a post there they'll rip out your liver, tear your head off and shit down your neck Stranger: Sounds depressing. I'll make sure to never make another typo again. You: Good. :) Stranger: I have, however, been to 4chan. You: Oh, the amount of innocence I have lost there You: Where I first started fapping to pr0n Stranger: I only went there for /X/. Nightmare fuel. You: Coolio Stranger: Mhm. You: On my first visit to b, I saw a picture of a baby with no eyes You: I visited again later. My subconscious must have thought 'OOH WHAT A FUCKING GREAT PLACE I'LL GO THERE AGAIN' Stranger: Haha, wow. I don't know what I was thinking when I kept returning to /x/... In the middle of the night. You: Further endeavors into the internet have desensitzed me to the point of barely being able to be distured by anything again. You: brb Stranger: I mostly blame some Livejournal communities and friends for destroying my innocence. And sure. You: fucking phone Stranger: Baw. You: I saw an image of spider pron that every one else in the forum was vomiting over yet I was barely phased Stranger: I saw a poorly-drawn picture of fat, giant-dicked furry porn. I chuckled. You: Damn furries Stranger: I know, I know. You: Wayur I coom froom we buhrn furrehs, son. Stranger: Like, like, where I come from, we, like, celebrate 'em, yanno? You: Wow. You: I recall something I said earlier... Never mind Stranger: Yeah. My state's screwed. You: Which state would that be? Stranger: I'd rather not give that away. You: I come from Maine You: bunch of hicks and assholes Stranger: ... Well, I come from California. You: California sucks, too You: AFAIK Stranger: Yes, yes it does suck. Stranger: We have an actor for a governer, for Christ's sake. You: Arnie is a great actor for someone who can't act Stranger: Yeah. Maybe it's why they chose him.. You: Has.. has anyone ever thought of like the opposite of PETA? You: PETV? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: So how long has it been? Stranger: since Stranger: ..... You: Oh yes I remember that You: And you talked to that dude You: And he swore at you You: And all those shenanigans Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Well that sucked
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lulx Stranger: hey You: other guy spammed me Stranger: how?? You: like this You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! You: DONT FUCK WITH ME! Stranger: why did i bother to ask? You: lol[/code] True story. :buddy:
I am truly running out of ideas [quote]Stranger: hi You: Hi You: Elypses Stranger: ... You: ... You: Dot dot dot You: I'm so goddamn clever Stranger: u sure as heck r You: I hope for your sake you are kidding Stranger: haha Stranger: ... Stranger: ya You: More dots You: What's with the dots, bro? Stranger: uve infekted mii You: Nice grammar You: Where you raised by chimps? Stranger: pretty much, yeah You: Cool You: Monkey-dude to the rescue Stranger: *eats a banana* You: Can I have some of that? Stranger: *throws stranger a banana* You: Awesome You: Soh... Mwhere you frm? Stranger: usa You: Ditto Stranger: mah fav pokemon You: You suddenly became 90% less cool You: I her u leik mudkipz? Stranger: ya sure You: Noob Stranger: w/e You: I am posting long chats with idiots on OMEGLE on a forum I like for the lulz Stranger: haha You: Kbye You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Oh noes Stranger: What? You: Your mum, is what Stranger: Wow...that was stupid You: I agree You: And I'm damn proud of it You: So post something bloody interesting Stranger: Nice ^_^ Stranger: Like what? You: Like... anything Stranger: Anything You: I can't provide any lols Stranger: Heeheehee You: What the fuck are you HEEing about? Stranger: I felt like fucking heeing You: Fucking great You: I'mma fucking disconnect now You: fucking okay? You: O-fucking-kay Stranger: Fucking fine You: Fucking fantastic[/quote] [quote]You: FUCKING You: TYPE Stranger: niggers You: niggertits Stranger: niglet You: niggeritis Stranger: nig nag You: Nigopolis Stranger: niggity You: Doorkniggers Stranger: kkk You: NiNiNigger Stranger: figger nucker You: Nucker figlet Stranger: nucking figgers You: Ficking Nuggers Stranger: fugging nickers You: Okay you win Stranger: YES![/quote] [editline]06:37PM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: I have a huge boner and am horny, can you help? :( You: I can cut it off for you, mate You: take a cold shower Stranger: :( Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .
Stranger: HAI Stranger: CUPCAKE Stranger: HAI You: HAI im from facepunch You: are you Stranger: WHER You: FACEPUNCH You: wait You: no You: no Stranger: WAT You: YOU CANT BE FROM 4CHAN Stranger: NO IM NUT Stranger: BUT I You: YAY Stranger: WAT You: WUT Stranger: I LIEK Stranger: 4CHAN Stranger: ITS GOOD You: OH GOD NOOOO Stranger: FOR YA BRAINZ why do they lurk there, i dont get it
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual. Stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hi You: Ahaha, Holy shit you're from Facepunch too Stranger: hahaa Stranger: how'd you know You: The fake pedo message Stranger: hahaha You: awesome Stranger: yeah Stranger: gl dude You: yeh You: You're currently posting this You: Hold on, I'll post it too Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .
Stranger: ÔO NEGUINHA TAO BUNITINHA DO PAAI UHUL . LITTLE É VOC? DIZ QUE SIM PQP D: You: hi Stranger: hi You: do you speak English? Stranger: yeah You: good Stranger: how are you? You: fine. Stranger: huum You: Have you ever heard of TF2? Stranger: never o_o Stranger: why? You: oh shit, it's awesome Stranger: uahsuhauhs Stranger: from? You: from where? You: it's a video game Stranger: brazil Stranger: u? Stranger: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny male here You: Yeah, well take your dick elsewhere. I use my arsehole for shitting Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] .
Stranger: Ndomukong Suh for heisman!! You: YAARRRRR You: I AM A PIRATE You: FUUUUCCKKK YOOOOOOOUUUU Stranger: your not a pirate for fucks sake You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hey there Stranger: hows it goin You: great. You: just got through eating some babies. You: they needed more pepper. Stranger: oh yea? a nice plump one he? You: yeah. You: nice and juicy. You: mm. You: do you like babies too? Stranger: wlel Stranger: honestly Stranger: id rather have chipotle You: ahhh. Stranger: about the same size of a bayb You: but you wouldn't mind then? Stranger: id probaly eat a baby if i had to Stranger: honestly You: hmm. You: okay. You: i'll come by your house tommorow. You: bye for now. Stranger: cya babe You have disconnected.
I present the shortest troll ever: Stranger: hi You: KOREAN NINJA MONKEYS
Stranger: 16 female. role play? You: sexy girl? Stranger: :) yes You: K Stranger: role play? You: yus Stranger: ok what do you wanna do? walk on the beach? incest? You: No You: Cyber rape You: I rip off your shirt You: start groping you Your conversational partner has disconnected. :frown: ALSO: You: I'VE GOT BIG BALLS Stranger: haha Stranger: thanks for that You: I've got big balls You: HE'S GOT BIG BALLS You: and SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS You: but WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST You: BALLS OF THEM ALL You have disconnected.
This is long but FUCKING FUNNY! [code]Stranger: ay bay bay You: RICK JAMES BITCH Stranger: what it do Stranger: LOL You: yes Stranger: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH! You: Lol indeed Stranger: DAVE CHAPELLE hes a funny guy You: yes he is You: also You: youPINGAS You: SNOO PINGAS AS USUAL I SEE Stranger: QUEEEEEEEEE?!! Stranger: i love you Stranger: will you marry me? You: um You: maybe You: er You: weel Stranger: i think you should Stranger: it's forever binding Stranger: and our love is powerful Stranger: combined we could over take the world! Stranger: THE WORLD! You: I dont know if thats smart, as I am Rick Hansen, and this is to catch a predator You: Why dont you take a seat You: riight over there Stranger: Oh.. Stranger: well.. Stranger: I just wanted to watcha movie Stranger: that's all.. You: What did you have planned tonight? Stranger: I said a movie Stranger: that's all man Stranger: I swear You: I have the whole transcript of your conversation right here Stranger: I thought your name was CHRIS hanson Stranger: What? You: not anymore Stranger: okay rick Stranger: well.. You: yes Stranger: how do i know you didn't make up te conversation Stranger: and this is a the cia set up? You: no, I am with the CIA Stranger: rick Stranger: please Stranger: it was the first time Stranger: i've ever done something like this Stranger: it won't happen again You: Did you think it was okay... to do something like this? You: with such a young girl? Stranger: SHE DIDN'T TELL ME HER AGE! I SWEAR Stranger: i assumed she was older You: Thats not how it went in your talk You: you said: You: "How old are you" She says, "14" You say, "SWEET" Stranger: no Stranger: i mean Stranger: what Stranger: that.. Stranger: that never happened. You: Thats how it went, its all right here Stranger: that was my son Stranger: my son Stranger: he hacked my thing Stranger: you know You: no it wasnt, shes our decoy You: waitwut Stranger: no i mean my son hacked it he wanted her You: No sir Stranger: not me Stranger: wait..i don't understand You: well then why did you come here tonight? Stranger: *runs for door* Stranger: fuck you rick! You: STOP RIGHT THERE You: GET ON THE GROUND SIR You: GET DOWN Stranger: NO Stranger: NO I SWEAR Stranger: I HAVE A FAMILY Stranger: MY WIFE! You: GET YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD Stranger: SHE'LL KILL ME!!! Stranger: NO! You: NOW Stranger: I Stranger: AWFHAOHF Stranger: OW! Stranger: SHIT! Stranger: STOP IT! You: TAZ HIM BOYS Stranger: I WON'T DO IT! Stranger: AOD GUZZUGGIIINGGG!!! Stranger: UUUUUUUGGHHH You: YOU SHOULDNT HAVE COME HERE Stranger: ... Stranger: ... Stranger: i... Stranger: I.......... You: Take him away Stranger: *faints* You: *takes to prison* Stranger: *gets it in the butt* You: *ownd in the arse* Stranger: *becomes girlfriend* You: OH SHI- Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! You: You shoulnt have TALKED TO SUCH A YOUNG GIRL You: *rapes hard* Stranger: i regret it! i regret it! i regret it! You: NOT ANYMORE BOI You: DOESNT MATTER IN HERE You: *shanks you* Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhh! Stranger: why meeeeeeeeeeeee?!!!?! Stranger: i didn't mean it!? You: too bad boy You: *breaks neck* Stranger: yes daddy Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk You: *sad music* Stranger: *credits roll* Stranger: So, do you like pie? Stranger: or cake? You: Wow that was an awesome movie You: 5/5 You: Eh the cake couldve been better Stranger: We should seriously consider becoming directors or writers, or something. You: I know You: I plan too You: Well this has been nice You: But I must go home now You: Thanks for the movie night You: Goodnight Stranger: Talk to you later Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Bill! Stranger: flashback? You: Louis and Zoey are missing! Stranger: omfg WHAT?!?!? You: A horde's coming, and I'm low on ammo! Stranger: how the hell could you lose them? :O You: Our only chance of escape is a van... You: I HATE VANS!!!!!!!!! Stranger: RUN, I'LL COVER YOU Stranger: I GOT A CHOPPER WAITING You: GOOD!! You: *runs towards chopper* Stranger: RUN, I'LL COVER U, I'M GOING RAMBO NOW!!!!!! You: *Zombie horde attacks* Stranger: RATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA *THEY DIED* You: SHIT!!!!! TANK!! Stranger: LEAVE THE TANK TO ME You: *gets in heli* You: *flys up* Stranger: WAIT FOR ME Stranger: GONNA BLOW THE TANK You: *flys down* You: *waits* You: GIT IN!!! Stranger: 'putting 5 c4's on the tank" Stranger: COMING!!!! Stranger: "getting in to chopper" You: *flies up* Stranger: LIFT UP GOD DAMNIT Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 You: *Flies away* Stranger: "blows the tank" You: *Dodges Debris* Stranger: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" Stranger: FY GOD DAMNIT You: *Dodges Zombie bits* Stranger: HURRY!!!!!!! You: *FLIES VERY QUICKL* You: I AM DAMMIT!!!! Stranger: FASTER!!!!!!!! You: SHIT!!! You: *top speed* You: Should I use warp drive? Stranger: "taking the mini-gun and play's rambo" Stranger: YES GOD DAMNIT Stranger: TAKE US OUT OF HERE You: *Activates Warp* Stranger: WARP FFS!!!!!!! You: WARP SEVEN!!! Stranger: FUUUUUUUCK THIS IS FAST!!!! Stranger: WHOOOOOOOA! You: I JUST SAW CHINA FLY BY!!! You: WARP EIGHT Stranger: LETS BLOW 'EM UP! Stranger: LETS BLOW THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD :d You: *Uses onboard Nuclear Missles to destroy world* You: FUCK YEA!!!! Stranger: HOLY FUCK THATS A BIG BOOOOM! You: GOOD THING I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE!!! Stranger: HELL YEAH! You: *Flies off into sunset* You: WOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: WE MADE IT!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY You: WE BEAT THE WORLD! You: WE ARE KINGS!!!! Stranger: FUCK YEAH! :D You: *Credits roll* You: *Epic ending Music* Stranger: ROCK 'N ROLL!!!!! Stranger: WHOOOOOA! You: Awesome movie Stranger: Damn we are good! You: So much action, my brains melted!!!!!!! You: We can do anything!!! You: Let's take on the future! Stranger: yeaah! You: I have a time travel device You: *Uses TTD* You: How far? You: 100000 Years? Stranger: nice mate! lets blow the fuckers up and rule the world Stranger: that sounds good You: LAright You: *travels 100000 yeas into the future* Stranger: damn that was fast You: Hell yeah\ You: Use the nuclear bullets? You: They go boom! Stranger: *loading nuclear bullets* Stranger: *FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE* You: *Loads nuclear bullets into minigun on front*\ Stranger: RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA You: *Sprays gunfire everywhere, killing millions* You: WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WE RULE THE PLANET! Stranger: *Loading nuclear bombs* You: *Dodges AA Fire You: *Takes out Nuke RPG* Stranger: GIVE IT TO 'EM!!!!!! You: *Fires Randomly, destroying Detroit* Stranger: MOOOOOOOORE You: *Reloads* Stranger: HURRY!!!!!! You: *Fires Randomly, this time destroying a nuclear storage facility* Stranger: HOLY SHIT!!!!! You: It made a crater the size of Alaska there!!! Stranger: GIVE IT SOME MORE You: WHere did yolu find this chopper? You: *Reloads* Stranger: WE NEED TO BLOW THE WHOLE SHABANG UP!!!!!! You: *Fires randomly, hitting a nuke that almost hi the chopper* Stranger: MOOOOOOOOORE You: *Loads a "Whole Shebang is Gone!" Nuke* Stranger: THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! Stranger: BLOW THE FUCKERS UP!!!! You: Carefully aims, hits the core, somehow, and detonates the world! You: ITS A HIT!!! \ Stranger: AND HEEEE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! You: ITS CRACKING OPEN!!! You: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM* Stranger: GOOD JOB! You: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! You: WE ARE THE MASTERS OF TIME AND SPACE!!!! Stranger: WE ARE OWNS THE WORLD NOW! You: NO ONE CAN TELL US TO DO ANYTHING!!! Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! Stranger: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT You: YEAH!!! Stranger: "firing a golden bullet with explosives in it right between your eyes, and you die. I dump you out of the chopper and takes all the money and flies away" You: D: Stranger: you are now dead You: *Body plummets towards earth* Stranger: GAME-OVER You: *Smashed on ground with a sickening thud* You: *Blood pools in the small crater* You: *Remnants of lower jaw flaps in the wind* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]06:19AM[/editline] Heh. Was pretty fun
More one word trolls: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: JOHN MADDEN Stranger: ??? Your conversational partner has disconnected [editline]04:45PM[/editline] ITs really funny to act like a teenage sexy girl on Omegle...you'll see why soon.
[quote] Stranger: Hi You: hey Stranger: Facepunch You: Facepunch. Stranger: ... Stranger: Ya Stranger: Kk You: Yes Stranger: From? You: Facepunch Stranger: XD You: LOl Stranger: From?!?!? Stranger: Jekd You: Facepunch I told you Stranger: Ahhhhhhhh Stranger: Tell pls Stranger: Im on IP so im slow Stranger: Tell me pls You: Tell you what Stranger: Sweden here Stranger: From? You: Canada Stranger: Thx Stranger: Kaka You: Is bad Stranger: Sooooooooooo Stranger: Poo on a plate? You: are you going to post this Stranger: -_- Stranger: No You: I will then :) Stranger: Ok whatever Stranger: U aint gettin my name then Stranger: XD You: In due time friend Stranger: Haha Stranger: But thx for tellin You: Not a problem :) Stranger: Im fat Stranger: U? You: Im skinny Stranger: I got no hair Stranger: U? You: I got lots :smug: Stranger: I like old movies Stranger: u? You: I dont like movies at all Stranger: Hmm Stranger: Thats not good You: Why not? Stranger: Poo all over u? Stranger: I dunno You: Are you trying to be funny by saying poo? Stranger: Um.. Ya You: Well it isnt really funnt You: funny* Stranger: ... Stranger: Ok sry Stranger: Titty rape You: Ugh Stranger: Hahahaha Stranger: XD Stranger: Ok so whats up? You: Nothing, looking at the omegle thread on FP You: you? Stranger: Nothin Stranger: FP? Stranger: Facepunch You: yeah Stranger: Haha Stranger: Its from new moon Stranger: U knoe? You: ya Stranger: Kdifkfkfnr Stranger: Ok You: Edward is a fag Stranger: OH YES HE IS Stranger: AND HE HAS A INFECTED NIPPLE Stranger: Did u have IP Stranger: Not huh? You: What are you, 12? Stranger: Haha no Stranger: XD You: You sure bout that? Stranger: Yezzzz Stranger: I aint tellin u though Stranger: Cuz u gonna post this Stranger: Asl? You: Why does it matter how old you are, no one will know you unless you post saying "Oh that was me!" Stranger: :P Stranger: Make me You: Im not making you do anything Stranger: Rape me Stranger: I need ur dick You: Okay You: inserts penis into your anus** Stranger: Ahhhh Stranger: Fuck u Stranger: Ur fucked up Stranger: Whats ur name? You: You told me you wanted my dick Stranger: U piece of shit You: I'm not doing anything wrong Stranger: Ya but im just 12 i dont know better Stranger: Pedophile Stranger: ... You: Gimme your lunch money Stranger: Ya right Stranger: I know u just want my ass You: That too Stranger: Pedophile You: Hehehe ;D Stranger: U rape little children You: How do you know this? Stranger: I can see it in ur eyes Stranger: In ur smileys You: I just wanna have some fun Stranger: Thats the expression of a pedophile Stranger: Ok byeeee Stranger: Bye You: See you on facepunch :) Stranger: ^^ Stranger: Bye bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Bam!
fed up of being greeted with "asl" lmao
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: howareyou? Stranger: bad and you? You: über bad You: YOU KNOW I'M BAD, I'M BAD, I'M REALLY, REALLY BAD! Stranger: creep. You: *spins You: *grabs croch Your conversational partner has disconnected. :smug: [editline]12:35AM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HEY' Stranger: Hey You: hows-a it going? Stranger: Awesome You: cool,cool You: anything in particular awesome? Stranger: Nope, life is just awesome at the moment You: Awesome Stranger: Yup You: i'm kinda bored You: like, really bored._. Stranger: Oh really? But why? You: NOTHING IS HAPPENING!! .-. Stranger: Well i think we all has been there You: ----------------------------\o/-------------------- You: i feel lost in a vast sea of emptyness Stranger: That's deep You: Yeah i know, I'm a deep person You: Do you think sheeps ever think about "I'm getting stripped of my wool today?" Stranger: Okay Stranger: Nope, why would they? You: well i don't know You: but it seems peculiar to me You: that they would let themselves be humilliated that way every year without any thought of retalliation Stranger: I don't think they would be able to do anything even if they wanted You: But why?:'( Your conversational partner has disconnected. I sometimes [B]do [/B]wonder that actually :raise:
You: yaw Stranger: yawoll You: I accidentally a whole bottle of coke, what do I do? Stranger: aliens
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hii Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: wots up babe Stranger: 17 Female nz Stranger: wbu? You: 76/both/nigeria Stranger: man ur gay.stupid slut Stranger: whoa sexy You: indeed You: my names bob Stranger: damn tap u any day You: short for jimbob Stranger: mmm kool guy arnt ya You: yeah, i shoot fuckers like you for giggles You: then sell you at he nigerian black market for MONEYS Stranger: great You: $$$$$ Stranger: funny guy You: this is no joke of a lie gypsy Stranger: i didnt say it was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! You: why you do this.. Stranger: fuk u.sluty whore Your conversational partner has disconnected. hahahahah
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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: :D Stranger: a sl? You: What are you, Team Soldier, or Team Demoman? You: 18, F, wherever you want. Stranger: pokemon! Stranger: sex? You: Sure? Stranger: yes You: I'll take mine to the day-care, and you bring yours as well. You: Then they shall make an egg. You: If they are opposite gender, of same species, of course. Stranger: sure You: What is your favorite pokemon? You: Mine is ditto. Stranger: hum Stranger: gyarados You: Shiny, or normal? You: Personally, I think shiny Ditto looks weird. Stranger: normal Your conversational partner has disconnected[/QUOTE] Sex to Pokemon is an instant. :v:
[code]You: get to the choppa!!! Stranger: in Stranger: gogo You: run! Stranger: in the choppa? Stranger: damnit lift!! You: to it! Stranger: IM IN You: we've ben hit! Stranger: fuck Stranger: can we fix it? You: I'll try Stranger: if not arm up and get down controlled You: damn it! it wont start! You: will have to run for it Stranger: ffs we have injured ppl on here You: fuck Stranger: lets take them no one is left behind You: lets do this! gogo You: ! Stranger: heavy fire here Stranger: bastards Stranger: call airstrike You: will do Stranger: medic to me Stranger: dont think hes doing that long You: OH GOD! THERE EVRYWERE! Stranger: RUN FORREST RUN You: were not going to make it! You have disconnected.[/code]
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