• Omegle V2
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! Im 16 yo male looking girls on msn/ trade pics and something ;) You: I'm a 13 year old male You: so fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] . [editline]12:06AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: whats ur age? You: Younger than you Stranger: im 18 You: I'm five years younger than you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :biggrin: [editline]12:07AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: i'm juliano and you? You: hi You: I'm your worst nightmare You have disconnected.[/quote] x [editline]12:27AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im a horny girl wanna see my pic ? You: No You: Get out Stranger: god damn look at the fucking pick Stranger: [url]http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=161700[/url] You: No spyware, please Stranger: theres no spyware You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alSvvIDi_A&feature=related[/url] Stranger: at least i dont think so look spyware gets picked up by ur fucking firewall anyway Stranger: your a stupid mother fucker Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Youtube link is this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alSvvIDi_A&feature=related[/media] I also never go on designated pr0n sites as I almost always get some sort of Malware from them
Stranger: 14/m/usa You: Wanna sexually stimulate me ? Stranger: take ur finger You: I'm female. Stranger: lick it Stranger: and rub ur clit Stranger: in circles Stranger: around ur clit Stranger: and up and down on ur clit Stranger: and pretend its my tounge You: Ohh. Stranger: u have pics You: Yeah, let me go pic em up for you hon. Stranger: pic em up? You: Look for em. Stranger: kk You: On the computer then upload might take a while. Stranger: tell me what you look like You: Dark hair. You: Little nose. You: Big lips. You: Not too big ! Stranger: hehe Stranger: eye color? You: Green. Stranger: hot Stranger: wb ur bra size You: Wait a secc Stranger: ok You: It is C Stranger: hot You: No implants. Stranger: u got pics of them? You: Yeah. Stranger: can u please send You: Yeah wait. Stranger: okai You: Warning. You: I've colored my hair. Stranger: ? Stranger: ok You: red. You: ok Stranger: send You: Waitwait Stranger: im waiting You: I have slow internet. Stranger: okay Stranger: its fine Stranger: did u find the pics? You: yes uploading Stranger: oh okay Stranger: send me the link when ur done You: [url]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1828/meinshowerx.jpg[/url] You: Done Stranger: wow nice You: I knew you would like. Stranger: i just wanna suck on those nipples You: Hehe. You: You are so funny You: I have a secret video on YT of me naked. Stranger: oh Stranger: do u hve a link You: I'll just login to yt Stranger: whats yt You: You tube Stranger: oh really Stranger: on youtube?! Stranger: and they didnt take it down You: Yes Stranger: wow Stranger: lemme see You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=fvst[/url] Here You: I am hot. Stranger: bitch
stranger: asl you: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ask me anythin i HAVE to tell the truth for the next 24 hours... 17 m ireland You: Do you have a sister? Stranger: yes You: Have you ever had any sexual toughts involving her? Stranger: NO !!! hah Stranger: but dats a good question LOL You: Are you gay? You: Are or were you ever attracted to men? Stranger: nope but dat i know off lol You: Have you ever kissed a guy Stranger: ehh attracted is such a difficult word... Stranger: nope nevr kissd a guy You: Hmm You: I gtg You: cya
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm A big fat ass Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are ou from? You: atlantis Stranger: wtf is that? Stranger: :D You: xD You: and u? Stranger: Lithuania You: ≥≥≤≤ Stranger: \\// You: †††† Stranger: (finger) :) Stranger: :DDDDDDDDD You: ¨¨˙¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ Stranger: whatever.. Stranger: u r a boy or a girl? You: girl Stranger: for sure? :D You: :D Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 Stranger: then go fuck yourself ;// because i am only 14 ;) Stranger: :DDDDDDD You: lol Stranger: ;P You: i have a dick The internetz is so easy to fool :D
[QUOTE=Skelmech;18868466]Stranger: HAI Stranger: CUPCAKE Stranger: HAI You: HAI im from facepunch You: are you Stranger: WHER You: FACEPUNCH You: wait You: no You: no Stranger: WAT You: YOU CANT BE FROM 4CHAN Stranger: NO IM NUT Stranger: BUT I You: YAY Stranger: WAT You: WUT Stranger: I LIEK Stranger: 4CHAN Stranger: ITS GOOD You: OH GOD NOOOO Stranger: FOR YA BRAINZ why do they lurk there, i dont get it[/QUOTE] Dude, garry lurkes there.
[code] Bletotum: You: mm Stranger: heeyy Stranger: how are you You: horny? Stranger: maybeeee Stranger: u You: wet Stranger: get some kleenex then you filthy bitch Bletotum: I got omegleowned Bletotum: :C Pyromaniac: LOL Bletotum: You: mmm Stranger: mmmm You: horny Stranger: maybe, asl? You: wet You: im f, u? Stranger: male, age? You: 22 Stranger: what would you like? You: to please you my lord Stranger: will you do everything i say? You: yes oh please Stranger: tell me what you are wearing? You: silk clothes, ready to slide off, lace bra and panties Stranger: what color? You: pink-ish white Stranger: take off your bra Stranger: describe your breasts to me You: *slides bra out from shirt(more of a robe)* You: 34cc, round You: you can see the shape and color through my clothes Stranger: pinch your nipples...make them hard You: ooooh it feels so good You: *shines eyes longingly* Stranger: squeeze your tits in your hands...brush your dingers across your nipples You: my fingers are cold, you should put them to wor You: k Stranger: i will warm your fingers...put your hand between my legs You: yes, my lord You: *fondles your balls* You: *fondles my balls* You: *cums on your face* You have disconnected. Bletotum: omeglowned [/code] Ha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Post to get butthurted Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Bump You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: horny? You: yes :D Stranger: me too m/f You: f Stranger: niceeeeeeee You: want a pic? Stranger: yess :) You: [url]http://wilburpost.net/images/goatse/images/1-hello_jpg.jpg[/url] Stranger: sweaty bellend cunt beaver lickin whopper Your conversational partner has disconnected. I bet you can't guess what picture I sent him contains.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey you: Get the thin mints!!!! Stranger: Oh shit oh shit stranger: I dont got none son you: You can always cram them in your blizzard stranger: I aint got no blizzard! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] get the thin mints!!!
Stranger: HEYYYYYYYY You: YOOOOOO You: SOUPEDEEE DOOPEDEE DOOOOOO Stranger: woww :frown:
You: hello Stranger: heyyy You: i am dr. Issac Stranger: okay.. You: in the event of some unforeseen consequences You: your HEV suit You: SHIT You: WRONG CHAT ^Am I Doin it right guise?^
Stranger: hi You: Hey, can you do me a favor? Stranger: sure what You: I'm thinking about killing myself, and idk.. i just really need someone to talk me out of it. Stranger: don do it its not worth it thats dumb You: It's just idk... Stranger: why You: I broke my iPhone Stranger: are you fucking kidding me you dumbass fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: god damn it leeroy Stranger: Leerooooooooooy Jenkins Stranger: PALM STRIKE!! You: FALCON PAUNCH Stranger: ow You: sorry. :( Stranger: it k :P You: :# You: :3 Stranger: Starship troopers makes my butt tingle You: Chocolate makes me feel special You: with sex Stranger: Chocolate is an aphrodesiac Stranger: so that makes sense You: yes Stranger: Women...are...awesome You: i am a woman, wanna make out? Stranger: yes Stranger: Nom You: *kisses his nose* You: *tenderly Stranger: *noms your face* Stranger: *hungrily Stranger: * You: *likes* Stranger: Swallows own head Stranger: sexually You: oh dear You: i dont like this gaem Stranger: are black per chance? Stranger: Are you** You: no am purple Stranger: please answer my question seriously You: no Stranger: :P Stranger: YAY!!!!! You: IM BLUE AND IN NEED OF A GUIDE! You: ooo Stranger: Lets make love that rocks the gods off there thrown on the the top of mount olympus You: i dont believe in greek mythology Stranger: I dont either actually You: :/ Stranger: tis an expression You: i know Stranger: that I just made up You: its called sarcasm You: lol Stranger: Your sarcasm You: ok You: are you on facepunch? Stranger: facepunch? Stranger: what wouldst that be? Stranger: eth You: o mai You: *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* Stranger: ???? Stranger: ow?? I think? You: hahaha You: no its the internet typing sound of masturbation You: *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap* Stranger: Arnt you a women? You: oo Stranger: woman* You: *shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick* Stranger: hahahahhaha nice save You: haha Stranger: your a guy arent you Stranger: haha You: RATE ME GAYBOW You: yes You: no homo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This thread may be old but its better for me to post here than make a new thread. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Have you heard of the boy group, Big Bang? You: I don't listen to boy groups. Stranger: This isn't just any boy group. Stranger: IT'S A KOREAN BOY GROUP. Stranger: Aye aye? You: I bet your female. I'm not. Stranger: OPFFT. Stranger: NO. Stranger: I'm. Stranger: A MALE FROM NEVERLAND. Stranger: 65 years of age. Stranger: ;0 You: Likely(!) Stranger: DON'T ASSUME. Stranger: IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME. You: A man of 65 wouldn't say "U" nor would speak in capitals. Stranger: HOW DO U KNO? Stranger: U DON'T. Stranger: I JUST You: Or use smileys Stranger: STARTED USING THE COMPUTER. Stranger: OK. Stranger: THAT'S NOT A SMILEY. Stranger: GET IT RIGHT FOO. You: ;0 is a smily Stranger: IT Stranger: IS Stranger: NOT Stranger: I Stranger: REJECT Stranger: YOUR Stranger: OPINION Stranger: BLAH. Stranger: IT'S Stranger: WRONG. Stranger: WRONG Stranger: WRONG Stranger: WRONG Stranger: WRONG You: Tell me, what do you think it is? Stranger: THAT Stranger: YOU THINK Stranger: ;0 Stranger: IS Stranger: OHOH Stranger: OH Stranger: WHOOPS Stranger: HAHAHAhA Stranger: ROFL Stranger: HAHA Stranger: IT IS Stranger: A WINKING GASP. Stranger: HA. Stranger: THAT'S Stranger: THAT. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Yes, also know under the group of "Smileys" I managed to say that [b]after[/b] this retard left.
[code]You: hi there Stranger: Hi? You: Merry Christmas Stranger: thank you.. You: You feeling down? You: i mean You: like You: ill You: gloomy Stranger: no.. You: depressed Stranger: :) You: oh ok Stranger: someone just called me shitface so :) You: MSN or omegle? Stranger: omgele.. You: Heard of 4chan Stranger: 4chan You: a forum You: well You: 60% of people that use this are from 4chan You: so Stranger: guess it's easy to say such thing huh You: they are asses Stranger: yes they are.. Stranger: that's why my hi whas with a "?" :p You: makes sense i suppose Stranger: but I'm not feeling down :) You: thats good Stranger: how are you? You: im fine You: a little tired You: but thats all Stranger: k :) Stranger: where are you from? You: UK Stranger: I'm from belgium You: Belgium huh? You: I think i've been there once You: oh wait You: that was bulgaria :( Stranger: It could be.. :) Stranger: that could be too :D Stranger: I've never been to the UK, but later this year i'm going with school You: It's alright You: the weather isn't terriffic You: and its chilly You: but You: well You: it has some pretty neat cities Stranger: The weather over here ain't terriffic eather.. Stranger: like london? You: london, manchester, birmingham backburn are to name a few Stranger: ok You: birmingham, blackburn* Stranger: I just like the language.. You: why? You: whats so good about english? Stranger: I don't know.. scottish accent I like the most Stranger: just the accent.. You: Just that You: a teacher of mine You: heh You: a scottish accent speaking english You: a very strong scottish accent You: its cruel You: but its really funny Stranger: it seems funny :p Stranger: what do you follow? You: follow? You: you mean religion? Stranger: noo.. at school You: um You: im still at high school You: or secondary school Stranger: how old are you? You: oh You: 15 Stranger: I'm 16, but we have a name for what we studie.. Stranger: do you just have classes or what? You: classes You: even though Stranger: ok.. srr didn't know that You: i do get to choose what lessons i have You: it doesnt matter Stranger: that seems so much better.. choosing what lessons you want.. Stranger: we don't have that You: not really You: you have to have at least 2 lessons of a subject each week Stranger: ow.. ok You: Not bad though Stranger: :) You: i have 4 lessons of ICT a week You: :D Stranger: I have 6 ;) You: SIX? You: :O Stranger: yes, but I follow accounting-informatics :p You: i want to go to your school now You: i love ICT Stranger: we have to do programming You: i used to be a private programmer Stranger: wow.. you may help me cause I'm not that good.. You: well Stranger: I try but I can't very well.. You: what languages do you do? You: HTML? You: C# You: C++? Stranger: English, French, german You: i mean Stranger: we count in precents You: i mean Stranger: you mean in ict? You: yes You: :P Stranger: english You: english isn't an ict programming language You: is it? Stranger: We use it.. You: nooo You: i mean Stranger: or program is called visual basic Stranger: I don't get you :D You: thank you You: you finally told me Stranger: oh.. srr You: Visual Basic huh? Stranger: jup You: why not look on the internet for help? Stranger: I try... but my brain doesn't work with me :p Stranger: no, I don't know.. You: like You: nvm Stranger: nvm? You: NeVerMind Stranger: ok You: an acronym You: acronym is something short for another thing You: like You: Away From Keyboard You: is You: can you guess it? Stranger: AFK? You: bingo Stranger: like BRB be right back :p You: yeo You: yep Stranger: ok.. I get it You: want to know something funny with omegle You: is that You: you can abuse your chatting partner You: here is one of my chat logs Stranger: ok You: Stranger: Hello. You: Hello, how are you doing tonight. You: ur A FGAGTO Stranger: What the fuck? Stranger: Are you drunk, or just retarded? You: I live under a bridge. Stranger: Awesome. I love homeless people. You: :P Stranger: You can make them fight other homeless people for money and food. Stranger: Best entertainment ever. You: i was a little bit hyper You: i was on a sugar rush Stranger: It's funny :p You: heh You: thats why omegle is awesome Stranger: yes it is.. but not if they call you "shitface" :p You: oh just ignore it Stranger: one time.. someone asked me if I was looking for bi/gaysex You: LOL Stranger: I just played along You: that what you do Stranger: :) You: some asked me if i wanted a picture of somebody You: i said yes You: then You: i gave the link You: to a random guy in another link You: and i said You: "that person is wanted for pedophilic arrest, if you see them, please rape them then call the police" Stranger: hehe :p Stranger: didn't do that yet.. but it's a good idea :p You: :P Stranger: : Stranger: :) You: You: cool You: i dont like koreans You: as You: they chat with boxes Stranger: :p Stranger: I like talking to strangers.. you always (if they're friendly) learn something new :) You: yeah You: but its a 1:10 ratio Stranger: that's true Stranger: so, are you in the mood for christmas? You: a little Stranger: don't like to get presents? You: i love presents You: :P You: just that You: i fell depressed Stranger: depressed? Stranger: that ain't good.. Stranger: how come? You: i stayed up to 2AM You: i couldnt sleep You: then i woke up at 5AM Stranger: ok, now I get why you feel depressed.. Stranger: hope you feel better soon :D You: im goin to bed at 9PM tonite Stranger: good idea ;) You: hehe You: oncd You: once You: my brother fell asleep in church Stranger: :o You: just like cartoons Stranger: yes :p must have been funny Stranger: I'm now looking at the big bang theorie.. you know that? You: the really big bang that made the universe? Stranger: no.. :p Stranger: the show You: OH You: that You: science show? Stranger: :D Stranger: nooo Stranger: comic show Stranger: two guys and a girl You: k Stranger: don't know it? You: nope Stranger: ok :) You: hmmm You: this is the longest omegle chat i've had You: then again Stranger: not good? You: this is my 3rd omegle chat Stranger: ok :p Stranger: you know I had fun talking to you.. but I have to go.. Stranger: :) You: aw You: bye Stranger: bye You: Have a good christmas Stranger: you too![/code] A real nice person, quite a rare occurance
[code] You: Ma'am, is your fridge running? Stranger: Yeah You: IT IS!? Stranger: Yeah You: WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO GET IT Stranger: oh baby yeah You: BEFORE IT ESCAPES Stranger: maybe baby You: oh yeah baby Stranger: i wanna let it run free Stranger: oh yeah baby You: Also the freezer bby? Stranger: yeah cutie You: oh god, please say the freezer You: oh ya baby Stranger: baby Stranger: i Stranger: l Stranger: y You: make that freezer run baby Stranger: *pokes head* twit twooo You: YOU CANT JUST POKE HEADS Stranger: you love me You: ofc Stranger: do u like twilight You: I REGRET EVERYTHING! You have disconnected. [/code]
[code]You: hi Stranger: I think I'm going to sleep, shall I eat somethin first? You: yes Stranger: okay :D Stranger: thanks, Stranger: byeeee, :3[/code] [code]You: hi Stranger: Asl You: 14/m/germany You: you? Stranger: 13 m poland You: ah Stranger: Don't kill me You: why would I kill you? Stranger: Well the whole ww2 thing[/code]
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[quote]You: yo Stranger: helloo Stranger: *hello You: are you a girl Stranger: yes You: you should download steam. It's fun ^^ Stranger: wtf is that? You: gaming online Stranger: no im good You: You should still join though, it's fun. Stranger: i dont do online games You: oh Stranger: they are completely pointless and stupid You: lol You: You don't have to play online, you can still join Stranger: no im good You: ok. Stranger: there is no point in me joining if im not going to play You: true Stranger: yes You: What is your name. Stranger: Noneo Beeznes Stranger: *Noneou Beeznes You: ^_^ Stranger: urs? You: Name: Bobby. Stranger: i have an uncle Bobby You: cool. ^ Stranger: and my Grandfathers name is Bob You: awesome! You: ^^ Stranger: and my other Uncles name is Bob Stranger: lol You: that is a lot of bobs Stranger: weird Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Lol. [quote]You: hi Stranger: hey there Stranger: so anything you want to get off your chest? You: are you a girl Stranger: yes You: ^^ You: no. there is nothing I want to get off of my chest. ^^ Stranger: what is ^^ ? You: It means I'm happy ^^ Stranger: because i'm a girl? You: not that. Just happy in general Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Lol! [quote]You: hi Stranger: Indeed You: are you a girl Stranger: Indeed You: :) Stranger: Indeed You: So how are you Stranger: Indeed You: what is your name? Stranger: Indeed You: Indeed You: that is not a name Stranger: Indeed You: stop trolling Stranger: Indeed You: I'll -----> Disconnect! Stranger: Indeed You: indeed Stranger: Indeed You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: 0 You: indeed! You: -1 Stranger: Indeed You: -2 -3 Stranger: Indeed Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hey You: hi' You: hi Stranger: asl You: what does asl mean Stranger: are u a girl ? You: are you a girl? Stranger: no... You: oh no Stranger: are u Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: Hi You: hi You: are you a girl Stranger: yeah...why? You: just wondering You: ^^ You: so how are you Stranger: annoyed with my boss... but other than that. alright. Yourself? You: I'm doing great. Enjoying the last few days of christmas. Stranger: lucky... I don't celebrate christmas You: Why are you so mad with your boss? Stranger: just found out my hours have been cut You: oh. Stranger: was doing 8, now down to 5 You: wow. Stranger: :-( You: Don't be too mad. Something will turn up. Who knows, your boss could even get fired and a new one would get hired. :) Stranger: I doubt it... he's the son in law of the boss of the company. Stranger: do you have a job? You: no I don't. You: :( Stranger: awww I'm sorry You: Jobs are tough though Stranger: and so few now adays... I guess I should be lucky I've got one at all... damn government messing us about You: Very true. You: You are a nice person, you don't deserve that kind of thing Stranger: If my hours get cut again, I'll just get my brother to "decorate" his car Stranger: hehe You: Good idea. ^_^ Stranger: Only place I know thats still hiring is the army... but thats a really rough place for nice people You: Don't join the army, the army is very difficult. You: You are a nice person. :D Stranger: depends on what army though... I heard the english army isn't to bad... thankyou *blushes* You: oh, and by the way. I'm a male. ^_^ Stranger: I figures lol You: What army are you interested in? Stranger: Well... not that I would... but only thing I could join is the US Air Force... You: oh. Stranger: well... or that french foreign thingie thats in comedy films... You: lol You: But as I said before, don't join the army. It is a rough place, and the training is hard. Stranger: :-( You: But that is up to you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]You: hi Stranger: in west philedelphia born ans raised You: umm sorry I don't know the lyrics by heart[/code]
[code]Stranger: hey, Stranger: Is this matt? You: Yes Stranger: Oh glad I found you You: And you are..? Stranger: Richard You: You have confused me with one of the thousand different Matt's in the world You: Sorry Stranger: No Stranger: I havn't Stranger: It's you Stranger: Babe Stranger: I miss you Stranger: Come back to me Stranger: pl0x You: I can't, Bella You: I'm too dangerous for you. Stranger: Rob?! You: No You: It's Edward Stranger: I mean Edward! You: I can't return. Stranger: My friends get pissed when i call him eddy... You: You shouldn't be together with a vampire like me. You: Goodbye Bella. You have disconnected.[/code]
[quote]Stranger: what u wearing ? You: clothes Stranger: wat sort You: tshirt Stranger: m / f You: f Stranger: wat underwear? Stranger: im horny i wanna mke u wet You: um You: black knickers Stranger: u horny? You: not really You: lol Stranger: cud u be :P You: depends Stranger: on You: what you say :3 Stranger: u got a bra on ? You: obviously Stranger: wat sort You: white Stranger: well id start kissing ur neck Stranger: mke u moan a bit Stranger: n then slide my hands under ur t shirt Stranger: n unhook ur bra Stranger: sucking on ur nipples mking them hard You: continue Stranger: id lick ur body all te way dwn to ur pussy Stranger: n then lick t insides of ur legs Stranger: blowing on ur wet skin You: you'd have to take my knickers off first You: :) Stranger: no id leave them on Stranger: start licking ur knickers over ur pussy You: ok then :) Stranger: then wen its wet slide them off with my teeth Stranger: sofly kiss ur pussy Stranger: n then start sucking on ur clit Stranger: spelling out ur name You: ok You: are you going to do some actual penetration? Stranger: ye Stranger: id lie u dwn on ur back Stranger: n finger u to gt u loose Stranger: then id rub my dick over ur pussy and gt it covered in juices Stranger: n then slide it in fucking u hard making ur tits bounce as i thrust You: ;) Stranger: i turn u over Stranger: n let u ride my cock Stranger: up n dwn Stranger: out of ur wet slit You: sounds fun Stranger: u wet now? You: a bit You: :) Stranger: take ur knickers off You: one sec You: ok You: :) Stranger: now play with ur clit Stranger: as i fuck u You: ok Stranger: u playing with urself You: yeah Stranger: now gt those fingers inside u Stranger: its my cock Stranger: pumping ur tight pussy You: :) Stranger: ur pussy is gtting tighter round my cock Stranger: i can feel t pressure building up inside ur cunt Stranger: i can feel ur juices against my cock Stranger: i keep fucking u faster n the waves of orgasm hit u Stranger: i wanna come inside u Stranger: n as u ride my cock Stranger: i come into ur pussy Stranger: u feel warm cum dripping into ur pussy You: and you'd do this to a 15 year old? You: wow you're such a a pedo You have disconnected.[/quote] Please note I am male.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You must prove yourself worthy of knowing my ASL by telling me something very interesting. You: Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail Stranger: hahaha Stranger: ok mr oblivion Your conversational partner has disconnected. I fail D:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: kala You: lol wat? Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. wtf?? [editline]08:45PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: you cant spell Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:45PM[/editline] i am ugly :saddowns:
5011 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR You: STAR OR WE WILL FIRE ON YOU Stranger: SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER! HOORAH You: STAR GOD DAMN IT Stranger: USA! USA! USA! USA! You: HOOHAH You: OPEN FIRE Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STAR Stranger: heyy Stranger: MOON Stranger: :L You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: :S Stranger: you alright ? You: STAY FROSTY MEN, THERE COULD STILL BE MEN IN THE AREA You: RAMIREZ! TAKE POINT You: RAMIREZ! DESTROY THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR KNIFE Stranger: uhhhhh Stranger: you feeling ok mate ? You: RAMIREZ! GET TO BURGER TOWN Stranger: umm Stranger: no ? You: THAT WAS AN ORDER You: WHAT UNIT ARE YOU FROM SOLDIER? Stranger: ummm Stranger: a shit one ? Stranger: :L You: GET TO WHISKY HOTEL! Stranger: but i want to go to vodka motel You: WHISKY HOTEL DAMN IT You: THE RUSSIANS HAVE IT You: WASHINGTON IS GOING TO BE BOMBED UNLESS WE CLEAR IT OUT You: WE NEED TO SHOW THAT WE ARE COMBAT EFFECTIVE GOD DAMN IT Stranger: ok ok Stranger: im sorry You: POP FLARES WHEN YOU REACH THE TOP OF THE HOTEL You: RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH A SPOON Stranger: will do :) You: RAMIREZ! GET MY SLIPPERS IM COLD You: HOOHAH Stranger: ok as long as i can get some chicken ? You: RAMIREZ FIRE UP THE GRILLS Stranger: WE HAVE SOME CHICKEN TO COOk Stranger: haa You: RAMIREZ SET UP SENTRIES Stranger: what are those ? You: WE ARE OSCAR MIKE WE ARE OSCAR MIKE You: THE GAME: YOU JUST LOST IT
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