[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi! Im 16 yo male looking girls on msn/ trade pics and something ;)
You: I'm a 13 year old male
You: so fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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[editline]12:06AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats ur age?
You: Younger than you
Stranger: im 18
You: I'm five years younger than you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:biggrin:
[editline]12:07AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm juliano and you?
You: hi
You: I'm your worst nightmare
You have disconnected.[/quote]
x
[editline]12:27AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a horny girl wanna see my pic ?
You: No
You: Get out
Stranger: god damn look at the fucking pick
Stranger: [url]http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=161700[/url]
You: No spyware, please
Stranger: theres no spyware
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alSvvIDi_A&feature=related[/url]
Stranger: at least i dont think so look spyware gets picked up by ur fucking firewall anyway
Stranger: your a stupid mother fucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Youtube link is this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alSvvIDi_A&feature=related[/media]
I also never go on designated pr0n sites as I almost always get some sort of Malware from them
Stranger: 14/m/usa
You: Wanna sexually stimulate me ?
Stranger: take ur finger
You: I'm female.
Stranger: lick it
Stranger: and rub ur clit
Stranger: in circles
Stranger: around ur clit
Stranger: and up and down on ur clit
Stranger: and pretend its my tounge
You: Ohh.
Stranger: u have pics
You: Yeah, let me go pic em up for you hon.
Stranger: pic em up?
You: Look for em.
Stranger: kk
You: On the computer then upload might take a while.
Stranger: tell me what you look like
You: Dark hair.
You: Little nose.
You: Big lips.
You: Not too big !
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: eye color?
You: Green.
Stranger: hot
Stranger: wb ur bra size
You: Wait a secc
Stranger: ok
You: It is C
Stranger: hot
You: No implants.
Stranger: u got pics of them?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: can u please send
You: Yeah wait.
Stranger: okai
You: Warning.
You: I've colored my hair.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
You: red.
You: ok
Stranger: send
You: Waitwait
Stranger: im waiting
You: I have slow internet.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: its fine
Stranger: did u find the pics?
You: yes uploading
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: send me the link when ur done
You: [url]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1828/meinshowerx.jpg[/url]
You: Done
Stranger: wow nice
You: I knew you would like.
Stranger: i just wanna suck on those nipples
You: Hehe.
You: You are so funny
You: I have a secret video on YT of me naked.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do u hve a link
You: I'll just login to yt
Stranger: whats yt
You: You tube
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: on youtube?!
Stranger: and they didnt take it down
You: Yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: lemme see
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=fvst[/url] Here
You: I am hot.
Stranger: bitch
stranger: asl
you: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me anythin i HAVE to tell the truth for the next 24 hours... 17 m ireland
You: Do you have a sister?
Stranger: yes
You: Have you ever had any sexual toughts involving her?
Stranger: NO !!! hah
Stranger: but dats a good question LOL
You: Are you gay?
You: Are or were you ever attracted to men?
Stranger: nope but dat i know off lol
You: Have you ever kissed a guy
Stranger: ehh attracted is such a difficult word...
Stranger: nope nevr kissd a guy
You: Hmm
You: I gtg
You: cya
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm A big fat ass
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are ou from?
You: atlantis
Stranger: wtf is that?
Stranger: :D
You: xD
You: and u?
Stranger: Lithuania
You: ≥≥≤≤
Stranger: \\//
You: ††††
Stranger: (finger) :)
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDD
You: ¨¨˙¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
Stranger: whatever..
Stranger: u r a boy or a girl?
You: girl
Stranger: for sure? :D
You: :D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: then go fuck yourself ;// because i am only 14 ;)
Stranger: :DDDDDDD
You: lol
Stranger: ;P
You: i have a dick
The internetz is so easy to fool :D
[QUOTE=Skelmech;18868466]Stranger: HAI
Stranger: CUPCAKE
Stranger: HAI
You: HAI
im from facepunch
You: are you
Stranger: WHER
You: FACEPUNCH
You: wait
You: no
You: no
Stranger: WAT
You: YOU CANT BE FROM 4CHAN
Stranger: NO IM NUT
Stranger: BUT I
You: YAY
Stranger: WAT
You: WUT
Stranger: I LIEK
Stranger: 4CHAN
Stranger: ITS GOOD
You: OH
GOD
NOOOO
Stranger: FOR YA BRAINZ
why do they lurk there, i dont get it[/QUOTE]
Dude, garry lurkes there.
[code]
Bletotum: You: mm
Stranger: heeyy
Stranger: how are you
You: horny?
Stranger: maybeeee
Stranger: u
You: wet
Stranger: get some kleenex then you filthy bitch
Bletotum: I got omegleowned
Bletotum: :C
Pyromaniac: LOL
Bletotum: You: mmm
Stranger: mmmm
You: horny
Stranger: maybe, asl?
You: wet
You: im f, u?
Stranger: male, age?
You: 22
Stranger: what would you like?
You: to please you my lord
Stranger: will you do everything i say?
You: yes oh please
Stranger: tell me what you are wearing?
You: silk clothes, ready to slide off, lace bra and panties
Stranger: what color?
You: pink-ish white
Stranger: take off your bra
Stranger: describe your breasts to me
You: *slides bra out from shirt(more of a robe)*
You: 34cc, round
You: you can see the shape and color through my clothes
Stranger: pinch your nipples...make them hard
You: ooooh it feels so good
You: *shines eyes longingly*
Stranger: squeeze your tits in your hands...brush your dingers across your nipples
You: my fingers are cold, you should put them to wor
You: k
Stranger: i will warm your fingers...put your hand between my legs
You: yes, my lord
You: *fondles your balls*
You: *fondles my balls*
You: *cums on your face*
You have disconnected.
Bletotum: omeglowned
[/code]
Ha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Post to get butthurted
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
Bump
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: yes :D
Stranger: me too m/f
You: f
Stranger: niceeeeeeee
You: want a pic?
Stranger: yess :)
You: [url]http://wilburpost.net/images/goatse/images/1-hello_jpg.jpg[/url]
Stranger: sweaty bellend cunt beaver lickin whopper
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I bet you can't guess what picture I sent him contains.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
you: Get the thin mints!!!!
Stranger: Oh shit oh shit
stranger: I dont got none son
you: You can always cram them in your blizzard
stranger: I aint got no blizzard!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
get the thin mints!!!
You: hello
Stranger: heyyy
You: i am dr. Issac
Stranger: okay..
You: in the event of some unforeseen consequences
You: your HEV suit
You: SHIT
You: WRONG CHAT
^Am I Doin it right guise?^
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Stranger: sure what
You: I'm thinking about killing myself, and idk.. i just really need someone to talk me out of it.
Stranger: don do it its not worth it thats dumb
You: It's just idk...
Stranger: why
You: I broke my iPhone
Stranger: are you fucking kidding me you dumbass fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: god damn it leeroy
Stranger: Leerooooooooooy Jenkins
Stranger: PALM STRIKE!!
You: FALCON PAUNCH
Stranger: ow
You: sorry. :(
Stranger: it k :P
You: :#
You: :3
Stranger: Starship troopers makes my butt tingle
You: Chocolate makes me feel special
You: with sex
Stranger: Chocolate is an aphrodesiac
Stranger: so that makes sense
You: yes
Stranger: Women...are...awesome
You: i am a woman, wanna make out?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Nom
You: *kisses his nose*
You: *tenderly
Stranger: *noms your face*
Stranger: *hungrily
Stranger: *
You: *likes*
Stranger: Swallows own head
Stranger: sexually
You: oh dear
You: i dont like this gaem
Stranger: are black per chance?
Stranger: Are you**
You: no am purple
Stranger: please answer my question seriously
You: no
Stranger: :P
Stranger: YAY!!!!!
You: IM BLUE AND IN NEED OF A GUIDE!
You: ooo
Stranger: Lets make love that rocks the gods off there thrown on the the top of mount olympus
You: i dont believe in greek mythology
Stranger: I dont either actually
You: :/
Stranger: tis an expression
You: i know
Stranger: that I just made up
You: its called sarcasm
You: lol
Stranger: Your sarcasm
You: ok
You: are you on facepunch?
Stranger: facepunch?
Stranger: what wouldst that be?
Stranger: eth
You: o mai
You: *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
Stranger: ????
Stranger: ow?? I think?
You: hahaha
You: no its the internet typing sound of masturbation
You: *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
Stranger: Arnt you a women?
You: oo
Stranger: woman*
You: *shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick**shlick*
Stranger: hahahahhaha nice save
You: haha
Stranger: your a guy arent you
Stranger: haha
You: RATE ME GAYBOW
You: yes
You: no homo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This thread may be old but its better for me to post here than make a new thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Have you heard of the boy group, Big Bang?
You: I don't listen to boy groups.
Stranger: This isn't just any boy group.
Stranger: IT'S A KOREAN BOY GROUP.
Stranger: Aye aye?
You: I bet your female. I'm not.
Stranger: OPFFT.
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: I'm.
Stranger: A MALE FROM NEVERLAND.
Stranger: 65 years of age.
Stranger: ;0
You: Likely(!)
Stranger: DON'T ASSUME.
Stranger: IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME.
You: A man of 65 wouldn't say "U" nor would speak in capitals.
Stranger: HOW DO U KNO?
Stranger: U DON'T.
Stranger: I JUST
You: Or use smileys
Stranger: STARTED USING THE COMPUTER.
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: THAT'S NOT A SMILEY.
Stranger: GET IT RIGHT FOO.
You: ;0 is a smily
Stranger: IT
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: I
Stranger: REJECT
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: OPINION
Stranger: BLAH.
Stranger: IT'S
Stranger: WRONG.
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: WRONG
You: Tell me, what do you think it is?
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: YOU THINK
Stranger: ;0
Stranger: IS
Stranger: OHOH
Stranger: OH
Stranger: WHOOPS
Stranger: HAHAHAhA
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: IT IS
Stranger: A WINKING GASP.
Stranger: HA.
Stranger: THAT'S
Stranger: THAT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Yes, also know under the group of "Smileys"
I managed to say that [b]after[/b] this retard left.
[code]You: hi there
Stranger: Hi?
You: Merry Christmas
Stranger: thank you..
You: You feeling down?
You: i mean
You: like
You: ill
You: gloomy
Stranger: no..
You: depressed
Stranger: :)
You: oh ok
Stranger: someone just called me shitface so :)
You: MSN or omegle?
Stranger: omgele..
You: Heard of 4chan
Stranger: 4chan
You: a forum
You: well
You: 60% of people that use this are from 4chan
You: so
Stranger: guess it's easy to say such thing huh
You: they are asses
Stranger: yes they are..
Stranger: that's why my hi whas with a "?" :p
You: makes sense i suppose
Stranger: but I'm not feeling down :)
You: thats good
Stranger: how are you?
You: im fine
You: a little tired
You: but thats all
Stranger: k :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: UK
Stranger: I'm from belgium
You: Belgium huh?
You: I think i've been there once
You: oh wait
You: that was bulgaria :(
Stranger: It could be.. :)
Stranger: that could be too :D
Stranger: I've never been to the UK, but later this year i'm going with school
You: It's alright
You: the weather isn't terriffic
You: and its chilly
You: but
You: well
You: it has some pretty neat cities
Stranger: The weather over here ain't terriffic eather..
Stranger: like london?
You: london, manchester, birmingham backburn are to name a few
Stranger: ok
You: birmingham, blackburn*
Stranger: I just like the language..
You: why?
You: whats so good about english?
Stranger: I don't know.. scottish accent I like the most
Stranger: just the accent..
You: Just that
You: a teacher of mine
You: heh
You: a scottish accent speaking english
You: a very strong scottish accent
You: its cruel
You: but its really funny
Stranger: it seems funny :p
Stranger: what do you follow?
You: follow?
You: you mean religion?
Stranger: noo.. at school
You: um
You: im still at high school
You: or secondary school
Stranger: how old are you?
You: oh
You: 15
Stranger: I'm 16, but we have a name for what we studie..
Stranger: do you just have classes or what?
You: classes
You: even though
Stranger: ok.. srr didn't know that
You: i do get to choose what lessons i have
You: it doesnt matter
Stranger: that seems so much better.. choosing what lessons you want..
Stranger: we don't have that
You: not really
You: you have to have at least 2 lessons of a subject each week
Stranger: ow.. ok
You: Not bad though
Stranger: :)
You: i have 4 lessons of ICT a week
You: :D
Stranger: I have 6 ;)
You: SIX?
You: :O
Stranger: yes, but I follow accounting-informatics :p
You: i want to go to your school now
You: i love ICT
Stranger: we have to do programming
You: i used to be a private programmer
Stranger: wow.. you may help me cause I'm not that good..
You: well
Stranger: I try but I can't very well..
You: what languages do you do?
You: HTML?
You: C#
You: C++?
Stranger: English, French, german
You: i mean
Stranger: we count in precents
You: i mean
Stranger: you mean in ict?
You: yes
You: :P
Stranger: english
You: english isn't an ict programming language
You: is it?
Stranger: We use it..
You: nooo
You: i mean
Stranger: or program is called visual basic
Stranger: I don't get you :D
You: thank you
You: you finally told me
Stranger: oh.. srr
You: Visual Basic huh?
Stranger: jup
You: why not look on the internet for help?
Stranger: I try... but my brain doesn't work with me :p
Stranger: no, I don't know..
You: like
You: nvm
Stranger: nvm?
You: NeVerMind
Stranger: ok
You: an acronym
You: acronym is something short for another thing
You: like
You: Away From Keyboard
You: is
You: can you guess it?
Stranger: AFK?
You: bingo
Stranger: like BRB be right back :p
You: yeo
You: yep
Stranger: ok.. I get it
You: want to know something funny with omegle
You: is that
You: you can abuse your chatting partner
You: here is one of my chat logs
Stranger: ok
You: Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello, how are you doing tonight.
You: ur A FGAGTO
Stranger: What the fuck?
Stranger: Are you drunk, or just retarded?
You: I live under a bridge.
Stranger: Awesome. I love homeless people.
You: :P
Stranger: You can make them fight other homeless people for money and food.
Stranger: Best entertainment ever.
You: i was a little bit hyper
You: i was on a sugar rush
Stranger: It's funny :p
You: heh
You: thats why omegle is awesome
Stranger: yes it is.. but not if they call you "shitface" :p
You: oh just ignore it
Stranger: one time.. someone asked me if I was looking for bi/gaysex
You: LOL
Stranger: I just played along
You: that what you do
Stranger: :)
You: some asked me if i wanted a picture of somebody
You: i said yes
You: then
You: i gave the link
You: to a random guy in another link
You: and i said
You: "that person is wanted for pedophilic arrest, if you see them, please rape them then call the police"
Stranger: hehe :p
Stranger: didn't do that yet.. but it's a good idea :p
You: :P
Stranger: :
Stranger: :)
You:
You: cool
You: i dont like koreans
You: as
You: they chat with boxes
Stranger: :p
Stranger: I like talking to strangers.. you always (if they're friendly) learn something new :)
You: yeah
You: but its a 1:10 ratio
Stranger: that's true
Stranger: so, are you in the mood for christmas?
You: a little
Stranger: don't like to get presents?
You: i love presents
You: :P
You: just that
You: i fell depressed
Stranger: depressed?
Stranger: that ain't good..
Stranger: how come?
You: i stayed up to 2AM
You: i couldnt sleep
You: then i woke up at 5AM
Stranger: ok, now I get why you feel depressed..
Stranger: hope you feel better soon :D
You: im goin to bed at 9PM tonite
Stranger: good idea ;)
You: hehe
You: oncd
You: once
You: my brother fell asleep in church
Stranger: :o
You: just like cartoons
Stranger: yes :p must have been funny
Stranger: I'm now looking at the big bang theorie.. you know that?
You: the really big bang that made the universe?
Stranger: no.. :p
Stranger: the show
You: OH
You: that
You: science show?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: comic show
Stranger: two guys and a girl
You: k
Stranger: don't know it?
You: nope
Stranger: ok :)
You: hmmm
You: this is the longest omegle chat i've had
You: then again
Stranger: not good?
You: this is my 3rd omegle chat
Stranger: ok :p
Stranger: you know I had fun talking to you.. but I have to go..
Stranger: :)
You: aw
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: Have a good christmas
Stranger: you too![/code]
A real nice person, quite a rare occurance
[code] You: Ma'am, is your fridge running?
Stranger: Yeah
You: IT IS!?
Stranger: Yeah
You: WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO GET IT
Stranger: oh baby yeah
You: BEFORE IT ESCAPES
Stranger: maybe baby
You: oh yeah baby
Stranger: i wanna let it run free
Stranger: oh yeah baby
You: Also the freezer bby?
Stranger: yeah cutie
You: oh god, please say the freezer
You: oh ya baby
Stranger: baby
Stranger: i
Stranger: l
Stranger: y
You: make that freezer run baby
Stranger: *pokes head* twit twooo
You: YOU CANT JUST POKE HEADS
Stranger: you love me
You: ofc
Stranger: do u like twilight
You: I REGRET EVERYTHING!
You have disconnected. [/code]
[code]You: hi
Stranger: I think I'm going to sleep, shall I eat somethin first?
You: yes
Stranger: okay :D
Stranger: thanks,
Stranger: byeeee, :3[/code]
[code]You: hi
Stranger: Asl
You: 14/m/germany
You: you?
Stranger: 13 m poland
You: ah
Stranger: Don't kill me
You: why would I kill you?
Stranger: Well the whole ww2 thing[/code]
[quote]You: yo
Stranger: helloo
Stranger: *hello
You: are you a girl
Stranger: yes
You: you should download steam. It's fun ^^
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: gaming online
Stranger: no im good
You: You should still join though, it's fun.
Stranger: i dont do online games
You: oh
Stranger: they are completely pointless and stupid
You: lol
You: You don't have to play online, you can still join
Stranger: no im good
You: ok.
Stranger: there is no point in me joining if im not going to play
You: true
Stranger: yes
You: What is your name.
Stranger: Noneo Beeznes
Stranger: *Noneou Beeznes
You: ^_^
Stranger: urs?
You: Name: Bobby.
Stranger: i have an uncle Bobby
You: cool. ^
Stranger: and my Grandfathers name is Bob
You: awesome!
You: ^^
Stranger: and my other Uncles name is Bob
Stranger: lol
You: that is a lot of bobs
Stranger: weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Lol.
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: so anything you want to get off your chest?
You: are you a girl
Stranger: yes
You: ^^
You: no. there is nothing I want to get off of my chest. ^^
Stranger: what is ^^ ?
You: It means I'm happy ^^
Stranger: because i'm a girl?
You: not that. Just happy in general
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Lol!
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: Indeed
You: are you a girl
Stranger: Indeed
You: :)
Stranger: Indeed
You: So how are you
Stranger: Indeed
You: what is your name?
Stranger: Indeed
You: Indeed
You: that is not a name
Stranger: Indeed
You: stop trolling
Stranger: Indeed
You: I'll -----> Disconnect!
Stranger: Indeed
You: indeed
Stranger: Indeed
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0
You: indeed!
You: -1
Stranger: Indeed
You: -2
-3
Stranger: Indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: hi'
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what does asl mean
Stranger: are u a girl ?
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: no...
You: oh no
Stranger: are u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: are you a girl
Stranger: yeah...why?
You: just wondering
You: ^^
You: so how are you
Stranger: annoyed with my boss... but other than that. alright. Yourself?
You: I'm doing great. Enjoying the last few days of christmas.
Stranger: lucky... I don't celebrate christmas
You: Why are you so mad with your boss?
Stranger: just found out my hours have been cut
You: oh.
Stranger: was doing 8, now down to 5
You: wow.
Stranger: :-(
You: Don't be too mad. Something will turn up. Who knows, your boss could even get fired and a new one would get hired. :)
Stranger: I doubt it... he's the son in law of the boss of the company.
Stranger: do you have a job?
You: no I don't.
You: :(
Stranger: awww I'm sorry
You: Jobs are tough though
Stranger: and so few now adays... I guess I should be lucky I've got one at all...
damn government messing us about
You: Very true.
You: You are a nice person, you don't deserve that kind of thing
Stranger: If my hours get cut again, I'll just get my brother to "decorate" his car
Stranger: hehe
You: Good idea. ^_^
Stranger: Only place I know thats still hiring is the army... but thats a really rough place for nice people
You: Don't join the army, the army is very difficult.
You: You are a nice person. :D
Stranger: depends on what army though... I heard the english army isn't to bad...
thankyou *blushes*
You: oh, and by the way. I'm a male. ^_^
Stranger: I figures lol
You: What army are you interested in?
Stranger: Well... not that I would... but only thing I could join is the US Air Force...
You: oh.
Stranger: well... or that french foreign thingie thats in comedy films...
You: lol
You: But as I said before, don't join the army. It is a rough place, and the training is hard.
Stranger: :-(
You: But that is up to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]You: hi
Stranger: in west philedelphia born ans raised
You: umm sorry I don't know the lyrics by heart[/code]
[code]Stranger: hey,
Stranger: Is this matt?
You: Yes
Stranger: Oh glad I found you
You: And you are..?
Stranger: Richard
You: You have confused me with one of the thousand different Matt's in the world
You: Sorry
Stranger: No
Stranger: I havn't
Stranger: It's you
Stranger: Babe
Stranger: I miss you
Stranger: Come back to me
Stranger: pl0x
You: I can't, Bella
You: I'm too dangerous for you.
Stranger: Rob?!
You: No
You: It's Edward
Stranger: I mean Edward!
You: I can't return.
Stranger: My friends get pissed when i call him eddy...
You: You shouldn't be together with a vampire like me.
You: Goodbye Bella.
You have disconnected.[/code]
[quote]Stranger: what u wearing ?
You: clothes
Stranger: wat sort
You: tshirt
Stranger: m / f
You: f
Stranger: wat underwear?
Stranger: im horny i wanna mke u wet
You: um
You: black knickers
Stranger: u horny?
You: not really
You: lol
Stranger: cud u be :P
You: depends
Stranger: on
You: what you say :3
Stranger: u got a bra on ?
You: obviously
Stranger: wat sort
You: white
Stranger: well id start kissing ur neck
Stranger: mke u moan a bit
Stranger: n then slide my hands under ur t shirt
Stranger: n unhook ur bra
Stranger: sucking on ur nipples mking them hard
You: continue
Stranger: id lick ur body all te way dwn to ur pussy
Stranger: n then lick t insides of ur legs
Stranger: blowing on ur wet skin
You: you'd have to take my knickers off first
You: :)
Stranger: no id leave them on
Stranger: start licking ur knickers over ur pussy
You: ok then :)
Stranger: then wen its wet slide them off with my teeth
Stranger: sofly kiss ur pussy
Stranger: n then start sucking on ur clit
Stranger: spelling out ur name
You: ok
You: are you going to do some actual penetration?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: id lie u dwn on ur back
Stranger: n finger u to gt u loose
Stranger: then id rub my dick over ur pussy and gt it covered in juices
Stranger: n then slide it in fucking u hard making ur tits bounce as i thrust
You: ;)
Stranger: i turn u over
Stranger: n let u ride my cock
Stranger: up n dwn
Stranger: out of ur wet slit
You: sounds fun
Stranger: u wet now?
You: a bit
You: :)
Stranger: take ur knickers off
You: one sec
You: ok
You: :)
Stranger: now play with ur clit
Stranger: as i fuck u
You: ok
Stranger: u playing with urself
You: yeah
Stranger: now gt those fingers inside u
Stranger: its my cock
Stranger: pumping ur tight pussy
You: :)
Stranger: ur pussy is gtting tighter round my cock
Stranger: i can feel t pressure building up inside ur cunt
Stranger: i can feel ur juices against my cock
Stranger: i keep fucking u faster n the waves of orgasm hit u
Stranger: i wanna come inside u
Stranger: n as u ride my cock
Stranger: i come into ur pussy
Stranger: u feel warm cum dripping into ur pussy
You: and you'd do this to a 15 year old?
You: wow you're such a a pedo
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Please note I am male.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You must prove yourself worthy of knowing my ASL by telling me something very interesting.
You: Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ok mr oblivion
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I fail D:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: kala
You: lol wat?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
wtf??
[editline]08:45PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: you cant spell
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]08:45PM[/editline]
i am ugly :saddowns:
5011 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
You: STAR OR WE WILL FIRE ON YOU
Stranger: SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER! HOORAH
You: STAR GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: USA! USA! USA! USA!
You: HOOHAH
You: OPEN FIRE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: MOON
Stranger: :L
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: :S
Stranger: you alright ?
You: STAY FROSTY MEN, THERE COULD STILL BE MEN IN THE AREA
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE POINT
You: RAMIREZ! DESTROY THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR KNIFE
Stranger: uhhhhh
Stranger: you feeling ok mate ?
You: RAMIREZ! GET TO BURGER TOWN
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no ?
You: THAT WAS AN ORDER
You: WHAT UNIT ARE YOU FROM SOLDIER?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: a shit one ?
Stranger: :L
You: GET TO WHISKY HOTEL!
Stranger: but i want to go to vodka motel
You: WHISKY HOTEL DAMN IT
You: THE RUSSIANS HAVE IT
You: WASHINGTON IS GOING TO BE BOMBED UNLESS WE CLEAR IT OUT
You: WE NEED TO SHOW THAT WE ARE COMBAT EFFECTIVE GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: im sorry
You: POP FLARES WHEN YOU REACH THE TOP OF THE HOTEL
You: RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH A SPOON
Stranger: will do :)
You: RAMIREZ! GET MY SLIPPERS IM COLD
You: HOOHAH
Stranger: ok as long as i can get some chicken ?
You: RAMIREZ FIRE UP THE GRILLS
Stranger: WE HAVE SOME CHICKEN TO COOk
Stranger: haa
You: RAMIREZ SET UP SENTRIES
Stranger: what are those ?
You: WE ARE OSCAR MIKE WE ARE OSCAR MIKE
You: THE GAME: YOU JUST LOST IT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi:)
You: Hai!!!!!!!!11111
Stranger: where are you from?
You: aut
Stranger: aut = australia?
Stranger: aaaaaaaaawesome
You: austria
You: lol u fag
You have disconnected.
[editline]08:52PM[/editline]
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: I live in South Korea
You: Hai!!!!!!111
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LSA?!
You: omg u haz strange eyez?
You: LSA
You: ASL?
You: 6 m aut
You: ar u there
Stranger: lol
You: wat
Stranger: NO
You: u suck 2o much
You: fuck off
You: rusty piece of shit
You: lol
Stranger: fuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck off
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: fuck offfuck offfuck offfuck off
You: stfu
Stranger: fuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck offfuck off
You: i haz better spamming program
Stranger: lolololol
You: i will launch it now
You: and u will get owned
You have disconnected.[/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THEY CAN TAKE OUR LAND, BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE OUR GIRLY SKIRTS!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA GENIOUSSS!!!!!
Stranger: this is madness... THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THIS!!!
You: IS!!!!
You: OMEGLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *KICKS
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Michael Jackson?
Stranger: Damn, you caught me.
You: I knew it! So, how're things?
You: You chilling with Jesus?
You: Or, you just hiding with obama?
You: I mean Osama =/
Stranger: Chillin with Osama....its all part of my career revival.
You: Greatest performance of Thriller...EVER.
Stranger: Why thank you. :D
You: Did you ever touch that Culkin kid?
Stranger: That's for me to know and you to wonder.
You: It's better in my head anyway ;)
Stranger: Thats.....slightly disturbing.
You: What, never had a pshyco fan before?
You: So you can touch kids, but the second I imagine you shitting on my chest, that's too far?
Stranger: bahaha wowww. [/QUOTE]
Heh. :v:
[QUOTE]You: What did the white man say to the black man?
Stranger: Go back to Africa you fucking nigger?
You: Yes.
Stranger: If only they would :([/QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: F and that's all your getting
Stranger: enuff
Stranger: lol
Stranger: webcam?
You: No sorry
You: Why not just type?
Stranger: cuz typing iz booring and im horny :D
You: I'm brunette and Busty
You: That enough till fill your imagination?
Stranger: continue
You: Surely you can type one handed ?
Stranger: ya
You: Why don't you continue and try and get me in the mood
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u horny?
You: Mhm
Stranger: u gotta pic?
You: I'm using omegle on itouch sorry
You: And I don't
Stranger: gotta name? lol
You: Laura Evans
Stranger: were u from?
You: Now entertain me
You: England
Stranger: kwl
Stranger: im from wales :D
You: Nice one
Stranger: wt? i really am
You: I didn't say you weren't
You: Are you going to entertain me then?
Stranger: how du u wanna be entertained?? :P
You: Anyway you can think of
You: Just imagine your big, long dick in my mouth
You: Slowly licking it with my tounge
You: Working from the top of the tip down to the bottom , licking up the Precun as I go
You: This good?
Stranger: ya gr8 proceed :P
You: I lick quickly and more rapidly
You: I can feel it pulsated
You: I try an shove it as far as I can go
You: Moving it in and out, in and out, my tounge licking it constantly
You: I take it out and place it between my boobs
You: I slide it up and down between them
You: I start to moan a little as it feels so good
Stranger: l luv titty fuck
You: Mhm
You: I then Proceed to guide it into my moist whole
You: Hole
You: I slowly start to rock back and forwarda
You: Moaning all the time
You: The rocking gets quicker until I cam feel the warmth of your cum inside me
You: I withdraw and proceed to lick the excess off your shaft
You: Finished
Stranger: nooo
You: Not done?
Stranger: nop :D
You: Christ
You: I pull you back into me for a second go
You: Tell me when your done
Stranger: ok
You: I ride your cock And try and get it as deep as it can go
You: I moan and start to rub my clit aswell
You: I cam sense my orgasm coming so I rub faster
You: Faster and faster
You: Till I can feel my liquids coming out
You: I lick your dick for a taste of them
You: While I'm doing that you explod in my mouth
You: The hot salty liquid goes down my throat
Stranger: damn right i will
You: I lap up
You: Every
You: Last
You: Drop
Stranger: damn u shoud be a novelist or summin
You: Mhm
You: Finished?
You: And it's called an author you cretin
Stranger: yup :D
You: Physche I'm a seventeen year old boy
Stranger: sure?
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