• Omegle V2
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Oh my god that's epic.
[quote=omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey little girl You: want some candy? Stranger: i was always told not to take candy from strangers. sorry. Stranger: i was also told not to talk to them but hell, i don't follow that rule. You: okay cool. You: its in my van Stranger: so sure, i would like some candy. Stranger: how old are you? You: im 34. Stranger: gasp. Stranger: uhmm..peacee. You: yes, i know that's a big number but... You: no! little girl come back. Stranger: but what? You: its FREE CANDY. Stranger: you're still a creeperrr. Stranger: you fucking perv. You: DUDE You: seriously Stranger: jackass. You: i have candy You: like You: ill go to the van Stranger: JAILBAIT! You: here look Stranger: little girl? You: take some candy You: alright? You: they're lolipops You: take them You: see? Stranger: hah. you know how many times i've heard that one before? You: i wasn't going to rape you. Stranger: one too many times..fuck off you jackass. You: i just gave you candy Stranger: i don't like candy. you gotta do better than that. You: and you call me a jackass? You: well fuck you, 7 year old girl You: go fuck yourself. Stranger: well, duh. Stranger: im 17. You: holy shit. you look 7. Stranger: you can't see me you fuck head. You: what You: do you not understand the candy van skit? You: seriously? Stranger: you said i look seven. Stranger: what> Stranger: ?* You: you're supposed to play along You: do you really think im 34? Stranger: i was. hah. You: oh Stranger: i was kidding. and you took me seroiusly. i think it's funny. You: shit. i fucked up then Stranger: (: Stranger: how old are you really? (: Stranger: haha yeah you did. You: 16 You: YOU OUT WITTED ME :( Stranger: and i usually don't cuss that much..sorry. You: imma cut myself now. Stranger: i know mann. immm goooood. (: Stranger: no don't! You: IT HURTSSS You: THE PAIN Stranger: stop or i will just end our convo now. You: SO MUCH BLOOD Stranger: im being for real. Stranger: shut up. You: I ONLY DID ONE ARM You: I NEED TO DO THE OTHER Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]I don't know who outdid who. But it was pretty epic.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo hot man here looking for some but luvvin stranger: Yur gay ? Stranger: Saweet smae here ! Stranger: Lets bum fuck you: Lets not you have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]06:15pm[/editline] [quote]stranger: Hello im looking for horny female with msn webcam you: Hi you: Sex you: Im here stranger: Yes stranger: U got msn? You: What will you do to me before i decide to add you stranger: U a boy or girl? You: Girl obsvvvv stranger: I will get my dick oot on cam stranger: ? You: How old are you you: ? Stranger: 17 stranger: U? You: 13 you: The federal bureau of investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the ip addresses of the participants due to potential violations of u.s. Law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your ip address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. Code 90637895 is entered into the database. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hai!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 Stranger: hello You: u write so slow Stranger: im typing with one hand You: lol Stranger: and one finger You: ur eating pringles with left hand? You: i can read your mind Stranger: how do you know that You: OMG!!!! You: im right Stranger: what? Stranger: omg You: lol Stranger: u freak You: wat?? You: D: Stranger: whats mu dogs name then Stranger: **my You: Luzi Stranger: no You: :( Stranger: julius You: awww You: k wat You: you're at [url]http://omegle.com/[/url] You: this is second fact You: and third fact : you will send 3 messages and will end this conversation You: :3 You: wtf are u there???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Stranger: yea Stranger: well no shit im on omegle You: k You: now disconnect after sending that message Stranger: how did u know i was eating chips in my left hand You: and third fact will be true You: i do it too You: lol Stranger: lol how many finger and i holding up You: and i eat them with left hand because mouse is more inportant and its easier to control mouse with right hand You: 4 Stranger: haa and no 2 You: ughh You: k click disconnect button You: pls You: ... You: i haz no arms Stranger: no You: i write with my nose Stranger: yeah ok y ass Stranger: my*** You: its so hard ... but i am good at this - thats why i write so fast with my nose Stranger: 0ib+2.e Stranger: ok w.e. You: 43y.2=&74$-% You: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Best conversation ever :3: [editline]10:19PM[/editline] omg i win [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: wanna stroke my big meat rod? You: of course You: asl? You: 19 Female Austria You: u ? Stranger: 19 m uk You: nice Stranger: what you wearing? ;) You: Something nice Stranger: haha nice :) Stranger: im kind of cold, lets cuddle up? 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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HII!!! :D You: HI!!! :d Stranger: Awwie. Whatsup? You: Want some cake? You: Huh? You: Want some cake? Stranger: OH! Stranger: Yeah. You: Cause I have cake. Stranger: sure :D You: I have alot of cake. Stranger: Cake's good. You: The cake is chocolate flavored. You: Want it? You: Cause I have it. You: Hmm? Stranger: You're kinda scary. You: Want some cake? Stranger: Mh. Stranger: Want some coke? You: I have cake You: Right here. Stranger: Just one? Stranger: One coke? You: Want some cake? Stranger: It's for free. You: So is my cake. You: Want some cake? Stranger: Should we share? You: Cause I have cake. You: You can have all of my cake. You: Cause I have alot of it. You: I don't need it. You: Facepunch. Stranger: Then you should drink all of my coke. You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Want some cake? You: Huh? You: Do you like cake? Stranger: got milk ? You: Are you under the age of 9? You: Do you like cake? You: Want some cake? You: Huh? You: Huh? You: Cause I have cake. Stranger: only if you have milk You: You want some cake too? You: Cause I also got plenty of milk. You: I keep it in the basement. You: I also have popsickles. You: Want some cake? You: Would you like some cake? You: Cause I have cake You: It's choclate flavored You: With pink frosting. You: Want some cake? You: Huh? You: :3: Stranger: i want milk Stranger: only milk You: You'll have to come get the milk then. You: It's in my basement. You: Want some cake? Stranger: no i wan't fresh milk directly from the source You: The source is me. You: I'm a cow. You: I produce milk. You: Want some cake? Stranger: i don't want cow milk You: Want some cake? Stranger: you start to understand ? You: Yes, you want milk. You: I have milk. You: Want some cake? Stranger: fresh from the source You: I keep my milk hidden. You: The source is me. You: I'm a dairy farm. Stranger: no You: A big one. You: Here's some milk. You: *squirt* You: Want some cake?[/quote]
[QUOTE]Stranger: girl? You: i like donuts You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat it after Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: Hi, I am a boy on 26. Are you a girl or boy? Do you have msn ? You: i like donuts You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat them after Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: i like donuts Stranger: so do i You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat them after Stranger: but none of that 'lets put jam on the inside' Stranger: sugar You: i like semen on my caramel donut You: its delicious Stranger: i'll take your word for it there sparky Stranger: (you're now sparky) Stranger: learn it, live it, love it You: you should try having sex with it, then eat it after with delicious semen You: and semen is healthy You: did you know that Stranger: i dispute that You: why Stranger: what aspect of it are you claiming is healthy? You: i read from some study that said that drinking semen reduces chances of breast cancer You: its true Stranger: its true that you read it... Stranger: i think the study needs closer examination You: it was from a reliable source Stranger: link question-mark You: ok let me search You: [url]http://www.womens-health.com/boards/sex/11697-swallowing-semen-reduces-risk-breast-cancer.html[/url] You: and i think it has some sort of effect on men too Stranger: lol Stranger: thats just a forum with loads of people talking about what a load of bollocks it is You: then just google "semen reduces chances of breast cancer" and youll see its true You: bye bye i have to go Stranger: AND to quote from the mod You: was nice to chat Stranger: Hahah i find it hilarious when ever this is brought up..thaat article was proven false like a month after it was released..some guy put it in as a joke and they actually aired it... Stranger: toodlepip sir You: :( You: enjoy your donuts You: with semen on them Stranger: and to you ya crazy wrong person ya You: :( You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey babe You: BIG BLACK HAIRY DICK Stranger: asl?? You: 54/SM/MOON Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] .
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: Want some cake? You: Huh? You: Huh? You: Cause I have cake. You: Lots of it You: Hey, You: I was thinking You: Maybe you could take this here cake You: Cause I got alot of cake You: Chocolate flavored You: Hey You: Want some cake? You: Hmm? You: Hmm? You: Want some cake? You: Are you under the age of 9? You: Are you a male? You: Do you like cake? You: If so, I'll give you cake. You: Do you like racecars? You: Cause I love racecars You: I'll buy you a racecar! You: Want some cake? You: Cause I got cake You: Hey You: Want some cake? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is fun.
lol recent one [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ohai Stranger: hey im a 17 male bi would you like to go on cam? You: sure Stranger: age sex location You: over 9000 and mars You have disconnected. [/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 16. m. usa. GAY! looking to talk to another gay/bi guy. must be cute/hot/sexy! you him?(: You: I am a level 90 Orc Paladin with epic gear. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Godzilla lives in my basement Stranger: fuck You: cock Your conversational partner has disconnected. *FLAWLESS VICTORY* Oh lord rofl: Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: Older then dirt, Both, Hell You: Wanna fuck? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello, I'm The Doctor! Stranger: hii Stranger: doctor..?? You: Yes Stranger: doctor cat?!?!?!? You: Last of the Timelords, From the planet Gallifrey, constellation of kasterborous. You: No You: Just You: Doctor Stranger: aaah..sorry..because one day i talk with one doctor too..his name is doctor cat..sorry You: Indeed You: Have you seen a blue police box lately You: I can't seem to find my TARDIS Stranger: no.. Stranger: tardis? You: Yes Stranger: what is? You: Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space You: it's my space/time traveling ship Stranger: aaahh..ok Stranger: so..how old are you doctor?? You: 906 Stranger: ..noo..lie You: No lie. Stranger: yes you lied You: No You: I did not Stranger: yes!! Stranger: im 14 old You: I'm not human, i am a timelord You: we age differently Stranger: we?? You: Yes You: Timelords You: not you You: but my people Stranger: aaahh..look..are you okey?? You: I am quite so. Stranger: why one timelord enter in omegle? Stranger: ...? You: Because You: i am looking for You: The Master Stranger: what is the master? Stranger: who is* You: A very You: VERY You: VERY You: evil man You: A timelord You: like me Stranger: you are one evil man? You: No You: i am the good guy You: Im the doctor You: I travel time You: hands free You: keeping peace Stranger: aaahh..ok.. You: and with a piece of celery pinned on my coat Stranger: look..im serius...HOW OLD ARE YOU BABY?? You: 906! Stranger: NO Stranger: ! Stranger: im 14 old!! and you?? Stranger: don tell me you have 906 old You: I You: Am You: 906 years of age Stranger: noooooooooooooo...please..tell me the true You: But you don't see! You: I AM!!!! Stranger: so..you have super powers? You: Nope You: But i do have 2 hearts Stranger: auhauha..if one hearts die..you have other..hahaha You: no You: i can regenerate You: if wounded You: If mortally wounded i regenerate my appearance, my face changes, and so does my personality You: but i can only regenerate 12 times You: and right now You: I am on my 11th regeneration Stranger: aaaah..so..you go die..=/ You: It's not that easy to kill me Stranger: why? You: I am quite clever You: Lets just say, if you knew everything i knew, your mind would burn out You: and you would die Stranger: you can..ride fast..or..i dont know..other thing? You: I can travel through space and time You: at my will Stranger: so..you can find me? Stranger: now? You: Well You: if i had time and space relative coordinates Stranger: hahaha..=/ You: ASl? Stranger: 17 f canada abd you Stranger: and* You: 43/m/lancashire england You: I'm quite famous you know Stranger: really now? You: Yeah You: My names is Richard btw Stranger: hi. how are you famous. You: Richard Paul Astley You: A.K.A. Rick You: astley Stranger: singer/songwriter You: yes You: So wanna get the freak on? Stranger: bahahahahaha You: I'll never give you up You: or let you down You: or desert you Stranger: bahahahaaha You: Never make you You: cry You: or tell a lie You: and hurt you Stranger: nah brah. i dont like them old sorry. and how do i know this is "you" Stranger: baha You: Because You: im Rick Astley Stranger: you could be a poser dood You: Well you are obviously a poser, because no girl says Brah, or dood. You: You homosexual Stranger: haha i doo. You: I like that Stranger: bahahaa You: Turns me on! Stranger: i bet. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m or f You: both *smug face* Your conversational partner has disconnected. :smug:
Stranger: oh god i must cum in my aunt Stranger: its driving me insane You: WHAT? Stranger: i know!!! Stranger: i want her feet in my mouth You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! Stranger: her ass on my face Stranger: her tits on my dick Stranger: dayyymm Stranger: i want her to have fertility drugs You: don't talk about you wanting to cum on your aunt to 13 year olds You: it's wrong Stranger: and we'll have children Stranger: okay sorry Stranger: im messed Stranger: hoope you have a good life Stranger: cya Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hi Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 21 m china Stranger: and you You: old as fuck,both,your moms house Stranger: you mother fucker Stranger: shit men You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was lol'ing during this! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: m14 Stranger: fuck off!!! what is up with all the guys wanting to hook up online. Stranger: ur pathetic! You: why r u here You: douche Stranger: to talk Stranger: bitch You: im sure Stranger: im a girl anyways You: idc You: go play with ur dildos Stranger: well fuck off!! You: u cant get a guy Stranger: fuck you. my bf will kick ur ass. You: yes You: im sure Stranger: bitch im gonna find you. and im gonna kill you!!' You: yea im sure u r You: just as soon as i cut your throat with my many knives and couple swords Stranger: better sleep with one eye open faggot You: imma collector bitch You: heard of a stun gun either? Stranger: ever heard of a shotgun?? You: mmhmm Stranger: im gonna blow your head off!! You: carry one around, well see where u get Stranger: i have a car. pull up. get the shotgun. bust down your door. and kill your whole family. You: yea im sure Stranger: just wait Stranger: you and your family are dead You: yea i sure Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Stranger: yo yo yo You: What happens when I press the red button? Stranger: You nuke French Stranger: do it Stranger: doooo it You: NO You: FUCK YOU Stranger: THEY GAY You have disconnected.[/code]
You: SUP SUP OBAMA SUB MUH NIGGAZ Stranger: YO MA NIGGAZ IN DA HOOD You: Lol what a nigger Stranger: MAN FUCK YOU I AINT A NIGGER IM AN ARABIAN You: Lol what a terrorist Stranger: FUCK YOU I'M A MUSLIM I DONT FUCKING DO TERRORIST You: You know that's what Al-Qaida said. You ahve disconnected. Seems like i talked with a terrorist. . . . I am sacred. I mean scared.
1. Browse to Omegle 2. Pretend to be an illiterate chinese man 3. Post to facepunch 4. PROFIT!!!!!!11!! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Harrow Stranger: hi Stranger: wazup? You: I am from china You: What is wazup? Stranger: what's up Stranger: how are you You: nothing is up im okay You: are you from england Stranger: no Stranger: from hungary You: you want buy dvd? You: or tshirt You: i have dvd and tshirt You: no blu ray sorry You: i sell you dvd You: very cheap price Stranger: dvd? Stranger: empty? You: dvd You: no no You: dvd have film yes? You: you watch movie Stranger: no You: no.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]05:24PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Harrow You: you from england? i from china Stranger: 23 male You: uh what is male? Stranger: boy You: oh boy You: i am boy too You: you want buy dvd You: or tshirt Stranger: no thx You: you want buy vedio game? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: u want buy dvd? You: bluerey? Stranger: hi Stranger: go nd fuck the dvd... Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: u want buy dvd? Stranger: no You: blue rey? Stranger: wtf Stranger: get a life Your conversational partner has disconnected. Next up, is Perverted Bad English Speaker! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u? You: i r look for hrny girls on da wecbammm!! Stranger: happy new year You: hppynewyear You: now r u a horey girlss? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heyyy You: I am scared.... Stranger: hehe, why ? You: BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! You: AND EAT YOUR SHIT! Stranger: xDDDDDDDD! Stranger: sick-o You: ... Stranger: dude Stranger: lol Stranger: where you from You: the fuck You: I am right near you. Stranger: :O Stranger: shet Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] He got scared.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This is madness stranger: This is sparta you have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:00pm[/editline] [quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Harrow stranger: Wha you: You buy dvd? You: Blu rey? Stranger: Yes i buy dvd you: Or tshirt? Stranger: I like blu rey yes stranger: Very you: Otha customa like blu rey you: You england stranger: Taiwan you: Hokai you have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:07PM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Harrow Stranger: hii You: you want dvd? You: or tshirt? You: blu rey? Stranger: are u a salesman You: i am maybe definly sometime salman? You: blu rey? You: sparta? You: blu rey? Stranger: m or f You: sell 300 movie? You: otha customa like blu rey? You: or no You: i not remember Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: harraaah Stranger: i broke up with my boyfriend and i havnt seen penis in 6 months. Please im desperate! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! orgasm is my middle name and ill make you wetter than the sea! im a f 19 brunette bra size 36 d email me if want my pics naked! cause i want you!!! no msn! You: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:47PM[/editline] By the way, the dodgey chinese man idea came from fonejacker. [url]http://www.youtube.com/show/fonejacker[/url] [editline]08:48PM[/editline] (this one to be exact [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cxWI3wCD30[/url])
You: This is 911 Emergency how may i help you Stranger: i can`t escape my house it`s locked You: Do you have your keys? Stranger: no i mean somebody locked me there You: Oh, Stranger: i am on the 2nd floor You: Police are on the way You: Is the supect still in the house? Stranger: thanks do you think i can jump from the window? You: Probably not You: Unless there was a tree Stranger: yeah there is one just in front of the window Stranger: yeah he is still in You: Jump out and try to catch on to the tree You: Police are not far Stranger: i am scared You: ETA 1 minute You: Don`t be Stranger: ok i can`t wait long You: Ok You: Police are at the house You: Where is the suspect? Stranger: will they open the door Stranger: he is in another room You: OK not in front of the door Stranger: i have handcuufs on' You: Police are opening the door You: HOLY FUCK You: THE HOUSE You: IT EXPOLDED You: YDKFSLH; You have disconnected. :smug:
Stranger:GAY!? You:YA GAY FAGGOT Then he dissconnected
[img]http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/royofca/Haters_gonna_hate.gif[/img] [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey! You: I have a secret Stranger: oh, do tell! You: *bites lower lip* You: I fap..... You: to gay furry porn.... Stranger: are you a gay furry? You: bi Stranger: okay Stranger: that's fine You: are you a furry? Stranger: everybody has their bizarre interests Stranger: no :P You: :( You: Wait a sec... You: BIZARRE? Stranger: WELL Stranger: you know what I mean Stranger: :( You: |:( Stranger: didn't mean to offend You: ok You: i luv u again :3 Stranger: awww :} You: but seriously You: you cant tell me this isnt hot You: http://filesmelt.com/dl/SB_1_09.jpg Stranger: although I will admit I would totally go to a furry convention Stranger: I do not find that picture to be hot :/ You: ok You: how bout this one You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg You: it's slightly better Stranger: oh that one is quite cute ^^ You: ;3 You: yes You: very You: here this one is straight You: http://imgkk.com/i/9PQVRk.jpg Stranger: aww her breasts look so ignored >.<; You: lol You: http://imgkk.com/i/-SCUIN.jpg You: that ones nice too You: :P You: http://imgkk.com/i/cLBRAx.png You: and that You: i think i might fap Stranger: they're both nice! You: yep Stranger: cute bum You: thinking about becoming a furry? :D Stranger: I didn't know you could become one You: I guess or watever Stranger: I thought furries believe they truly are animals You: no You: no no no no no You: furries are people who just love that porn Stranger: ooh Stranger: that makes sense You: and some get so estatic about it, they buy fursuits Stranger: yeah Stranger: I like the idea of a fursuit You: theyre ok Stranger: have you tried one? You: nope You: but itd be cool Stranger: could be! Stranger: so are you hard from viewing those furry porn images? You: actually im fapping right now You: lol Stranger: oh wow You: lol You: that pink and blue fox is sooo cute You: i just came Stranger: which pink and blue fox? Stranger: wowie, that was quick! Stranger: :P You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg You: that one You: ima fast fapper Stranger: oh definitely You: and plus when i have something as hot as that, i mean, what can ya expect? Stranger: quite true :D You: :3 You: ever been to facepunch? Stranger: nope Stranger: what is it? You: a forum You: that's where i get my yiff You: (or furry porn) Stranger: ooh I see ;P haha You: http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=301 You: thats the furry section You: but everyone at facepunch hates furries. You: I wish they'd just accept them Stranger: well there's a section dedicated to them! Stranger: so surely not everyone You: yeah but everyone hated them, so since they wanted them out, they just made a hidden barren wasteland of a sub forum for furries You: it's quite sad actually You: people with furry avatars get gangraped by flamers Stranger: aww :( You: mine is kinda furry You: http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=92035&dateline=1262911719&type=thumb You: that's my avatar Stranger: is that a squirrel? You: lol it's a fursuit You: i think it is though Stranger: ooh hehe Stranger: this one is kinda hot Stranger: http://filesmelt.com/dl/397.jpg You: oh yeah on facepunch You: it is You: :3 Stranger: so graphic You: lol You: you should make a facepunch account You: im sure the furries would welcome you :) Stranger: I just may! lol You: :D You: if you do send me your name or watever Stranger: okay ^^ Stranger: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18217771#post18217771 Stranger: the pink and blue fox! You: lol You: yeah there are a few more of him You: did you see that comic? Stranger: which? You: "The Game" i think it's called You: omg You: http://i33.tinypic.com/6t00hv.jpg You: so hot Stranger: whoaa You: i know Stranger: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18069551#post18069551 You: what did you want me to see on that page? Stranger: oopsie Stranger: there's a drawing of a horse with tits and a cock You: i think im in need of fapping again You: though i may not be as fast this time Stranger: http://files.uploadffs.com/1/f991131a/m_1247729757063_Demicoeur_Commission.jpg i like this one lol Stranger: go for it ;P You: lol dinosaur You: i like foxes and dogs better :P Stranger: they're cuter You: yeah You: omg You: http://i34.tinypic.com/25sv3o7.jpg Stranger: mmm You: http://i33.tinypic.com/286tueb.jpg You: fapfapfap Stranger: i'm hard >< You: i came again You: lol Stranger: wow nice You: the fap! lol Stranger: i'm going to need to lol You: lol Stranger: i should go then Stranger: thanks for this ;P Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: haroumbakshi, greetings from india You: OVER 9000! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Asl? You: You make me really mad. Stranger: Y You: Why you ask? Well I'll tell you why.... Stranger: Ok? You: YOU ARE A FUCKING PRICK COCK SUCKER VAGINA LICKING SON A FUCKING BITCH. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sup You: balls on my face all day bitch You: i meant ur face, bitch ass nigga Stranger: haha ur a queer u want balls on ur face You: bitch ass nigga You: nigga stopped typing You: nigga scaed Stranger: i aint scared bitch You: wanna go bitch ass nigga\ You: nigga dont know shit Stranger: yeah il fucking drop ur ass You: nigga fuck yo ass You: with my big 12 inch dick Stranger: bitch i aint no nigga You: nigga fuck yo You: fuck yo couch n shit You: bitch ass nigga got no brains Stranger: im a girl fucker You: bitch ass bitch You: make me a sammich You: NOW You: get in the fucking kitchen Stranger: ur a dick You: im a nigga You: so lemme fuck your ass You: now Stranger: alright :) You: aight bitch meet me somewhere You: qfc You: mcdonalds whereever Stranger: ight You: fuck jack n box Stranger: hah k You: which one nigga You: choose Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like apple juice Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like applecacti Stranger: no. You: the fuck You: why not Stranger: idk Stranger: what is it You: applefuckingcacti Stranger: is it achohalic? You: no its fucking applecacti Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey stranger You: ching wung hang yung? You: peeung tuyunga? Stranger: china? japan? not good w/ that stuff You: leopa sichimanda? Stranger: wow You: peepeolespa? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: the fuck ism y money bitch ass You: ill rape yo ass if i dont get my money Stranger: i forgot it....im sorry ill get it to you as soon as possible You: you better bitch Stranger: give me one more day You: no bitch tonight cause i feel like raping you tonight, son Stranger: ( draws pistol ) time to DIE BITCH! BAM BAM BAM Stranger: teebags your dead body Stranger: fuck yeah You: the fuck. who you fuckin role playing with nigga You: i will cap yo ass 4real Stranger: you dead stfu You: nigga the fuck is this Stranger: pce out bitch cunt Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girl? You: yes :)) You: age You: :) You: not gonna talk to me i see Stranger: asl? Stranger: ? You: 18/f/mi You: asl Stranger: 26 m us Stranger: i like young girls Stranger: haha You: :)) Stranger: are you pretty? You: i guess lol You: i went out with guys a lot You: i guess that means yes You: loll Stranger: good Stranger: do you have boyfriend? You: nahh babe You: been single for over 2 weeks Stranger: good news Stranger: haha Stranger: are you virgin? You: umm. no lol Stranger: cool Stranger: how often do you have sex? You: every saturday Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: do you want to have buttsex Stranger: YEAH I DO! You: sweet Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: show me your dick You: if you have buttsex with me Stranger: deal You: deal Stranger: well pay up You: its blacker then michael jackson which is white Stranger: hm Stranger: well thats a conundrum now isnt it? You: its a shinanaigan Stranger: love those You: yea yea Stranger: k well Stranger: um Stranger: no dick, no buttsex Stranger: this isnt a one side deal You: damn Stranger: sorry Stranger: out of luck You: my nigger jewness wont work with you hoodlums Stranger: nope You: fuck! Stranger: you're a clever one You: god dammit Stranger: join the KKK its a great fun group You: fucking black people always ruining the fun Stranger: true You: with their blackness Stranger: my mom is black Stranger: but i dont talk to her anymore You: they sag their pants because saggin spells niggas backwards Stranger: ok that actually made me laugh You: yeah cause it is a black thing Stranger: well You: bye bye fellow kkk Stranger: what about FUKE Stranger: YES Stranger: I WANT DICK You: time to go make fun of niggers Stranger: NOW Stranger: PLEASE You: lol Stranger: DICKDICKDICK NOWWWW Stranger: PEEEEENIIIIISSSS You: a racist gay kkk nigger Stranger: maybe. You: never seen anyone like you You: kkk kills gays You: like they do niggers You: NIGGERS You: blac ones Stranger: um they have anal sex more than niggers You: tru dat Stranger: what do you think the white hoods are for? Stranger: TO HIDE THE CUMSTAINS You: my god Stranger: secret though Stranger: dont tell You: my lifes question is solved Stranger: mine isnt You: JESUS NIGGER FUCKING CHRIST Stranger: on ice skates You: what is yours Stranger: mine is: Why do we all live in a world where we get onto websites like omegle and talk to random strangers and say weird shit? Stranger: answer is fuck you bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy You: do you like it in the butt Stranger: ello govna Stranger: ur ego is prego You: LEMME AKS U SUMFIN You: why do black people sag their pants Stranger: ruh-tard You: because saggin spells niggas backwards Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Fuck you! You: :'( You: why would you say that to a poor fox? Stranger: Because I hate foxes. You: im soo cute though You: wanna see a pic? You: <:D Stranger: You fucking suck. Stranger: But okay. You: [url]http://i34.tinypic.com/25sv3o7.jpg[/url] Stranger: I'd fuck you. You: :3 Stranger: Hard. You: id like that Stranger: So would I You: got lube? Stranger: Yeah. You: nice Stranger: Lots, Stranger: We can get nice and sexy. You: and dirty ;) Stranger: Hell yeah. As dirty as you want. You: omg im sooooo hard now Stranger: Me too. You: i took more pics Stranger: Awesome. You: [url]http://i33.tinypic.com/286tueb.jpg[/url] You: i cant wait to lick your big cock Stranger: Awesome. I can't wait for that either... Stranger: You're so sexy. You: thx Stranger: I want to fuck your ass like crazy. You: ;) You: heres one more You: [url]http://i33.tinypic.com/6t00hv.jpg[/url] You: that was a fun time You: ;) Stranger: Awesome. I wish that was me fucking you. You: oh yeah me too You: i think im going to masturbate Stranger: I think I will too. You: lets do it together Stranger: Awesome! Lets. You: ready? Stranger: Yep. You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: GO! Stranger: so good im getting close You: me 2 Stranger: awesome i think im gonna cum... Stranger: Yep... that was awesome. You: i came Stranger: Sexy. You: that felt awesome Stranger: It did. Stranger: So what now? You: i dunno You: wanna look at my bf? lol Stranger: Sure. You: one sec Stranger: cool. You: here You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg[/url] Stranger: Awesome... he's so sexy. You: yeah Stranger: I bet you look damn hot together. You: oh yeah You: we get together every saturday Stranger: I want to fuck you both now. You: damn that would feel awesome Stranger: Hell yes it would. You: with you shoving it in my ass and i'd lick my bfs cock Stranger: Awesome. I'd love that. You: he'd cum in my face and we'd make out and get all stick together You: sticky* Stranger: Oh wow, I just came and you're making me hard again. You: lol You: same here You: i love rubbing our cocks together You: and kissing Stranger: Oh yes, sexy. Just picturing it. You: and you'd take me from behind and hammer my asshole with extreme speed and pleasure Stranger: Oh yes. That'd be so hot. You: omg that would be awesome Stranger: Very awesome. Stranger: I so want to fuck you two. You: ;) Stranger: But I don't think it's possible... unfortunately. You: why? You: you got to go? Stranger: No. Just it's doubtful we live anywhere close. You: oh yah :'( You: oh well You: maybe ill see yah around sometime Stranger: And you're not really the sexy foxboy anyway. You: why not? you said i was really sexy? Stranger: The foxboy is sexy. But I know it can't realistically be you. You: yeah it is Stranger: Fox people don't really exist though. You: yeah they do You: im living proof Stranger: And the pictures are all animated. You: but i really should go You: i think i should leave Stranger: And on top of all that, I'm really a girl. You: :O You: So you have no cock? Stranger: I wish... You: Well i guess ill cya You: :[ You: bye Stranger: bye You: <3 You: i luv u babe Stranger: Love you too. Stranger: Sexy. You: ;) You have disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: you first Stranger: 16 m usa You: 14 f usa Stranger: u hott? lol You: oh yes. Stranger: wat u look like? You: 32d, slim body, blonde hair. You: i slowly rub your groin while unzipping your pants Stranger: im 6'2 athletic black hair broen eyes and have a big cock Stranger: u like big dick? You: either or Stranger: well i hav a big dick Stranger: and it wants u to suck it You: in that case... You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: You can either co-operate with us, or we'll fucking kill you. You: Expect a visit in 24 hours. it should give you enough time to contemplate suicide.[/code]
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