[quote=omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey little girl
You: want some candy?
Stranger: i was always told not to take candy from strangers. sorry.
Stranger: i was also told not to talk to them but hell, i don't follow that rule.
You: okay cool.
You: its in my van
Stranger: so sure, i would like some candy.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 34.
Stranger: gasp.
Stranger: uhmm..peacee.
You: yes, i know that's a big number but...
You: no! little girl come back.
Stranger: but what?
You: its FREE CANDY.
Stranger: you're still a creeperrr.
Stranger: you fucking perv.
You: DUDE
You: seriously
Stranger: jackass.
You: i have candy
You: like
You: ill go to the van
Stranger: JAILBAIT!
You: here look
Stranger: little girl?
You: take some candy
You: alright?
You: they're lolipops
You: take them
You: see?
Stranger: hah. you know how many times i've heard that one before?
You: i wasn't going to rape you.
Stranger: one too many times..fuck off you jackass.
You: i just gave you candy
Stranger: i don't like candy. you gotta do better than that.
You: and you call me a jackass?
You: well fuck you, 7 year old girl
You: go fuck yourself.
Stranger: well, duh.
Stranger: im 17.
You: holy shit. you look 7.
Stranger: you can't see me you fuck head.
You: what
You: do you not understand the candy van skit?
You: seriously?
Stranger: you said i look seven.
Stranger: what>
Stranger: ?*
You: you're supposed to play along
You: do you really think im 34?
Stranger: i was. hah.
You: oh
Stranger: i was kidding. and you took me seroiusly. i think it's funny.
You: shit. i fucked up then
Stranger: (:
Stranger: how old are you really? (:
Stranger: haha yeah you did.
You: 16
You: YOU OUT WITTED ME :(
Stranger: and i usually don't cuss that much..sorry.
You: imma cut myself now.
Stranger: i know mann. immm goooood. (:
Stranger: no don't!
You: IT HURTSSS
You: THE PAIN
Stranger: stop or i will just end our convo now.
You: SO MUCH BLOOD
Stranger: im being for real.
Stranger: shut up.
You: I ONLY DID ONE ARM
You: I NEED TO DO THE OTHER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]I don't know who outdid who. But it was pretty epic.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo hot man here looking for some but luvvin
stranger: Yur gay ?
Stranger: Saweet smae here !
Stranger: Lets bum fuck
you: Lets not
you have disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]06:15pm[/editline]
[quote]stranger: Hello im looking for horny female with msn webcam
you: Hi
you: Sex
you: Im here
stranger: Yes
stranger: U got msn?
You: What will you do to me before i decide to add you
stranger: U a boy or girl?
You: Girl obsvvvv
stranger: I will get my dick oot on cam
stranger: ?
You: How old are you
you: ?
Stranger: 17
stranger: U?
You: 13
you: The federal bureau of investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the ip addresses of the participants due to potential violations of u.s. Law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your ip address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. Code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Stranger: hello
You: u write so slow
Stranger: im typing with one hand
You: lol
Stranger: and one finger
You: ur eating pringles with left hand?
You: i can read your mind
Stranger: how do you know that
You: OMG!!!!
You: im right
Stranger: what?
Stranger: omg
You: lol
Stranger: u freak
You: wat??
You: D:
Stranger: whats mu dogs name then
Stranger: **my
You: Luzi
Stranger: no
You: :(
Stranger: julius
You: awww
You: k wat
You: you're at [url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
You: this is second fact
You: and third fact : you will send 3 messages and will end this conversation
You: :3
You: wtf are u there????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stranger: yea
Stranger: well no shit im on omegle
You: k
You: now disconnect after sending that message
Stranger: how did u know i was eating chips in my left hand
You: and third fact will be true
You: i do it too
You: lol
Stranger: lol how many finger and i holding up
You: and i eat them with left hand because mouse is more inportant and its easier to control mouse with right hand
You: 4
Stranger: haa and no 2
You: ughh
You: k click disconnect button
You: pls
You: ...
You: i haz no arms
Stranger: no
You: i write with my nose
Stranger: yeah ok y ass
Stranger: my***
You: its so hard ... but i am good at this - thats why i write so fast with my nose
Stranger: 0ib+2.e
Stranger: ok w.e.
You: 43y.2=&74$-%
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Best conversation ever :3:
[editline]10:19PM[/editline]
omg i win
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: wanna stroke my big meat rod?
You: of course
You: asl?
You: 19 Female Austria
You: u ?
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: nice
Stranger: what you wearing? ;)
You: Something nice
Stranger: haha nice :)
Stranger: im kind of cold, lets cuddle up?
You: of course
You: *kiss*
Stranger: mm your lips are so soft
You: thx
Stranger: i hug you and caress your body
Stranger: kissing you slowly
You: i am a male
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HII!!! :D
You: HI!!! :d
Stranger: Awwie. Whatsup?
You: Want some cake?
You: Huh?
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Cause I have cake.
Stranger: sure :D
You: I have alot of cake.
Stranger: Cake's good.
You: The cake is chocolate flavored.
You: Want it?
You: Cause I have it.
You: Hmm?
Stranger: You're kinda scary.
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: Mh.
Stranger: Want some coke?
You: I have cake
You: Right here.
Stranger: Just one?
Stranger: One coke?
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: It's for free.
You: So is my cake.
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: Should we share?
You: Cause I have cake.
You: You can have all of my cake.
You: Cause I have alot of it.
You: I don't need it.
You: Facepunch.
Stranger: Then you should drink all of my coke.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Want some cake?
You: Huh?
You: Do you like cake?
Stranger: got milk ?
You: Are you under the age of 9?
You: Do you like cake?
You: Want some cake?
You: Huh?
You: Huh?
You: Cause I have cake.
Stranger: only if you have milk
You: You want some cake too?
You: Cause I also got plenty of milk.
You: I keep it in the basement.
You: I also have popsickles.
You: Want some cake?
You: Would you like some cake?
You: Cause I have cake
You: It's choclate flavored
You: With pink frosting.
You: Want some cake?
You: Huh?
You: :3:
Stranger: i want milk
Stranger: only milk
You: You'll have to come get the milk then.
You: It's in my basement.
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: no i wan't fresh milk directly from the source
You: The source is me.
You: I'm a cow.
You: I produce milk.
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: i don't want cow milk
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: you start to understand ?
You: Yes, you want milk.
You: I have milk.
You: Want some cake?
Stranger: fresh from the source
You: I keep my milk hidden.
You: The source is me.
You: I'm a dairy farm.
Stranger: no
You: A big one.
You: Here's some milk.
You: *squirt*
You: Want some cake?[/quote]
[QUOTE]Stranger: girl?
You: i like donuts
You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat it after
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hi, I am a boy on 26. Are you a girl or boy? Do you have msn ?
You: i like donuts
You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat them after
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: i like donuts
Stranger: so do i
You: they make perfect holes for sex and you can eat them after
Stranger: but none of that 'lets put jam on the inside'
Stranger: sugar
You: i like semen on my caramel donut
You: its delicious
Stranger: i'll take your word for it there sparky
Stranger: (you're now sparky)
Stranger: learn it, live it, love it
You: you should try having sex with it, then eat it after with delicious semen
You: and semen is healthy
You: did you know that
Stranger: i dispute that
You: why
Stranger: what aspect of it are you claiming is healthy?
You: i read from some study that said that drinking semen reduces chances of breast cancer
You: its true
Stranger: its true that you read it...
Stranger: i think the study needs closer examination
You: it was from a reliable source
Stranger: link question-mark
You: ok let me search
You: [url]http://www.womens-health.com/boards/sex/11697-swallowing-semen-reduces-risk-breast-cancer.html[/url]
You: and i think it has some sort of effect on men too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats just a forum with loads of people talking about what a load of bollocks it is
You: then just google "semen reduces chances of breast cancer" and youll see its true
You: bye bye i have to go
Stranger: AND to quote from the mod
You: was nice to chat
Stranger: Hahah i find it hilarious when ever this is brought up..thaat article was proven false like a month after it was released..some guy put it in as a joke and they actually aired it...
Stranger: toodlepip sir
You: :(
You: enjoy your donuts
You: with semen on them
Stranger: and to you ya crazy wrong person ya
You: :(
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey babe
You: BIG BLACK HAIRY DICK
Stranger: asl??
You: 54/SM/MOON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: Want some cake?
You: Huh?
You: Huh?
You: Cause I have cake.
You: Lots of it
You: Hey,
You: I was thinking
You: Maybe you could take this here cake
You: Cause I got alot of cake
You: Chocolate flavored
You: Hey
You: Want some cake?
You: Hmm?
You: Hmm?
You: Want some cake?
You: Are you under the age of 9?
You: Are you a male?
You: Do you like cake?
You: If so, I'll give you cake.
You: Do you like racecars?
You: Cause I love racecars
You: I'll buy you a racecar!
You: Want some cake?
You: Cause I got cake
You: Hey
You: Want some cake?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This is fun.
lol recent one
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
Stranger: hey im a 17 male bi would you like to go on cam?
You: sure
Stranger: age sex location
You: over 9000 and mars
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16. m. usa. GAY! looking to talk to another gay/bi guy. must be cute/hot/sexy! you him?(:
You: I am a level 90 Orc Paladin with epic gear.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Godzilla lives in my basement
Stranger: fuck
You: cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*FLAWLESS VICTORY*
Oh lord rofl:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Older then dirt, Both, Hell
You: Wanna fuck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello, I'm The Doctor!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: doctor..??
You: Yes
Stranger: doctor cat?!?!?!?
You: Last of the Timelords, From the planet Gallifrey, constellation of kasterborous.
You: No
You: Just
You: Doctor
Stranger: aaah..sorry..because one day i talk with one doctor too..his name is doctor cat..sorry
You: Indeed
You: Have you seen a blue police box lately
You: I can't seem to find my TARDIS
Stranger: no..
Stranger: tardis?
You: Yes
Stranger: what is?
You: Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space
You: it's my space/time traveling ship
Stranger: aaahh..ok
Stranger: so..how old are you doctor??
You: 906
Stranger: ..noo..lie
You: No lie.
Stranger: yes you lied
You: No
You: I did not
Stranger: yes!!
Stranger: im 14 old
You: I'm not human, i am a timelord
You: we age differently
Stranger: we??
You: Yes
You: Timelords
You: not you
You: but my people
Stranger: aaahh..look..are you okey??
You: I am quite so.
Stranger: why one timelord enter in omegle?
Stranger: ...?
You: Because
You: i am looking for
You: The Master
Stranger: what is the master?
Stranger: who is*
You: A very
You: VERY
You: VERY
You: evil man
You: A timelord
You: like me
Stranger: you are one evil man?
You: No
You: i am the good guy
You: Im the doctor
You: I travel time
You: hands free
You: keeping peace
Stranger: aaahh..ok..
You: and with a piece of celery pinned on my coat
Stranger: look..im serius...HOW OLD ARE YOU BABY??
You: 906!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: !
Stranger: im 14 old!! and you??
Stranger: don tell me you have 906 old
You: I
You: Am
You: 906 years of age
Stranger: noooooooooooooo...please..tell me the true
You: But you don't see!
You: I AM!!!!
Stranger: so..you have super powers?
You: Nope
You: But i do have 2 hearts
Stranger: auhauha..if one hearts die..you have other..hahaha
You: no
You: i can regenerate
You: if wounded
You: If mortally wounded i regenerate my appearance, my face changes, and so does my personality
You: but i can only regenerate 12 times
You: and right now
You: I am on my 11th regeneration
Stranger: aaaah..so..you go die..=/
You: It's not that easy to kill me
Stranger: why?
You: I am quite clever
You: Lets just say, if you knew everything i knew, your mind would burn out
You: and you would die
Stranger: you can..ride fast..or..i dont know..other thing?
You: I can travel through space and time
You: at my will
Stranger: so..you can find me?
Stranger: now?
You: Well
You: if i had time and space relative coordinates
Stranger: hahaha..=/
You: ASl?
Stranger: 17 f canada abd you
Stranger: and*
You: 43/m/lancashire england
You: I'm quite famous you know
Stranger: really now?
You: Yeah
You: My names is Richard btw
Stranger: hi. how are you famous.
You: Richard Paul Astley
You: A.K.A. Rick
You: astley
Stranger: singer/songwriter
You: yes
You: So wanna get the freak on?
Stranger: bahahahahaha
You: I'll never give you up
You: or let you down
You: or desert you
Stranger: bahahahaaha
You: Never make you
You: cry
You: or tell a lie
You: and hurt you
Stranger: nah brah. i dont like them old sorry. and how do i know this is "you"
Stranger: baha
You: Because
You: im Rick Astley
Stranger: you could be a poser dood
You: Well you are obviously a poser, because no girl says Brah, or dood.
You: You homosexual
Stranger: haha i doo.
You: I like that
Stranger: bahahaa
You: Turns me on!
Stranger: i bet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: both *smug face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:smug:
Stranger: oh god i must cum in my aunt
Stranger: its driving me insane
You: WHAT?
Stranger: i know!!!
Stranger: i want her feet in my mouth
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
Stranger: her ass on my face
Stranger: her tits on my dick
Stranger: dayyymm
Stranger: i want her to have fertility drugs
You: don't talk about you wanting to cum on your aunt to 13 year olds
You: it's wrong
Stranger: and we'll have children
Stranger: okay sorry
Stranger: im messed
Stranger: hoope you have a good life
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 m china
Stranger: and you
You: old as fuck,both,your moms house
Stranger: you mother fucker
Stranger: shit men
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was lol'ing during this!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m14
Stranger: fuck off!!! what is up with all the guys wanting to hook up online.
Stranger: ur pathetic!
You: why r u here
You: douche
Stranger: to talk
Stranger: bitch
You: im sure
Stranger: im a girl anyways
You: idc
You: go play with ur dildos
Stranger: well fuck off!!
You: u cant get a guy
Stranger: fuck you. my bf will kick ur ass.
You: yes
You: im sure
Stranger: bitch im gonna find you. and im gonna kill you!!'
You: yea im sure u r
You: just as soon as i cut your throat with my many knives and couple swords
Stranger: better sleep with one eye open faggot
You: imma collector bitch
You: heard of a stun gun either?
Stranger: ever heard of a shotgun??
You: mmhmm
Stranger: im gonna blow your head off!!
You: carry one around, well see where u get
Stranger: i have a car. pull up. get the shotgun. bust down your door. and kill your whole family.
You: yea im sure
Stranger: just wait
Stranger: you and your family are dead
You: yea i sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Stranger: yo yo yo
You: What happens when I press the red button?
Stranger: You nuke French
Stranger: do it
Stranger: doooo it
You: NO
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: THEY GAY
You have disconnected.[/code]
You: SUP SUP OBAMA SUB MUH NIGGAZ
Stranger: YO MA NIGGAZ IN DA HOOD
You: Lol what a nigger
Stranger: MAN FUCK YOU I AINT A NIGGER IM AN ARABIAN
You: Lol what a terrorist
Stranger: FUCK YOU I'M A MUSLIM I DONT FUCKING DO TERRORIST
You: You know that's what Al-Qaida said.
You ahve disconnected.
Seems like i talked with a terrorist.
.
.
.
I am sacred. I mean scared.
1. Browse to Omegle
2. Pretend to be an illiterate chinese man
3. Post to facepunch
4. PROFIT!!!!!!11!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Harrow
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wazup?
You: I am from china
You: What is wazup?
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: how are you
You: nothing is up im okay
You: are you from england
Stranger: no
Stranger: from hungary
You: you want buy dvd?
You: or tshirt
You: i have dvd and tshirt
You: no blu ray sorry
You: i sell you dvd
You: very cheap price
Stranger: dvd?
Stranger: empty?
You: dvd
You: no no
You: dvd have film yes?
You: you watch movie
Stranger: no
You: no..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]05:24PM[/editline]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Harrow
You: you from england? i from china
Stranger: 23 male
You: uh what is male?
Stranger: boy
You: oh boy
You: i am boy too
You: you want buy dvd
You: or tshirt
Stranger: no thx
You: you want buy vedio game?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u want buy dvd?
You: bluerey?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: go nd fuck the dvd...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u want buy dvd?
Stranger: no
You: blue rey?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: get a life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Next up, is Perverted Bad English Speaker!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: i r look for hrny girls on da wecbammm!!
Stranger: happy new year
You: hppynewyear
You: now r u a horey girlss?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyy
You: I am scared....
Stranger: hehe, why ?
You: BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
You: AND EAT YOUR SHIT!
Stranger: xDDDDDDDD!
Stranger: sick-o
You: ...
Stranger: dude
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where you from
You: the fuck
You: I am right near you.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: shet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
He got scared.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is madness
stranger: This is sparta
you have disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]09:00pm[/editline]
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Harrow
stranger: Wha
you: You buy dvd?
You: Blu rey?
Stranger: Yes i buy dvd
you: Or tshirt?
Stranger: I like blu rey yes
stranger: Very
you: Otha customa like blu rey
you: You england
stranger: Taiwan
you: Hokai
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[editline]09:07PM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Harrow
Stranger: hii
You: you want dvd?
You: or tshirt?
You: blu rey?
Stranger: are u a salesman
You: i am maybe definly sometime salman?
You: blu rey?
You: sparta?
You: blu rey?
Stranger: m or f
You: sell 300 movie?
You: otha customa like blu rey?
You: or no
You: i not remember
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: harraaah
Stranger: i broke up with my boyfriend and i havnt seen penis in 6 months. Please im desperate! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! orgasm is my middle name and ill make you wetter than the sea! im a f 19 brunette bra size 36 d email me if want my pics naked! cause i want you!!! no msn!
You: wat
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[editline]08:47PM[/editline]
By the way, the dodgey chinese man idea came from fonejacker.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/show/fonejacker[/url]
[editline]08:48PM[/editline]
(this one to be exact [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cxWI3wCD30[/url])
You: This is 911 Emergency how may i help you
Stranger: i can`t escape my house it`s locked
You: Do you have your keys?
Stranger: no i mean somebody locked me there
You: Oh,
Stranger: i am on the 2nd floor
You: Police are on the way
You: Is the supect still in the house?
Stranger: thanks do you think i can jump from the window?
You: Probably not
You: Unless there was a tree
Stranger: yeah there is one just in front of the window
Stranger: yeah he is still in
You: Jump out and try to catch on to the tree
You: Police are not far
Stranger: i am scared
You: ETA 1 minute
You: Don`t be
Stranger: ok i can`t wait long
You: Ok
You: Police are at the house
You: Where is the suspect?
Stranger: will they open the door
Stranger: he is in another room
You: OK not in front of the door
Stranger: i have handcuufs on'
You: Police are opening the door
You: HOLY FUCK
You: THE HOUSE
You: IT EXPOLDED
You: YDKFSLH;
You have disconnected.
:smug:
Stranger:GAY!?
You:YA GAY FAGGOT
Then he dissconnected
[img]http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/royofca/Haters_gonna_hate.gif[/img]
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: I have a secret
Stranger: oh, do tell!
You: *bites lower lip*
You: I fap.....
You: to gay furry porn....
Stranger: are you a gay furry?
You: bi
Stranger: okay
Stranger: that's fine
You: are you a furry?
Stranger: everybody has their bizarre interests
Stranger: no :P
You: :(
You: Wait a sec...
You: BIZARRE?
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: you know what I mean
Stranger: :(
You: |:(
Stranger: didn't mean to offend
You: ok
You: i luv u again :3
Stranger: awww :}
You: but seriously
You: you cant tell me this isnt hot
You: http://filesmelt.com/dl/SB_1_09.jpg
Stranger: although I will admit I would totally go to a furry convention
Stranger: I do not find that picture to be hot :/
You: ok
You: how bout this one
You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg
You: it's slightly better
Stranger: oh that one is quite cute ^^
You: ;3
You: yes
You: very
You: here this one is straight
You: http://imgkk.com/i/9PQVRk.jpg
Stranger: aww her breasts look so ignored >.<;
You: lol
You: http://imgkk.com/i/-SCUIN.jpg
You: that ones nice too
You: :P
You: http://imgkk.com/i/cLBRAx.png
You: and that
You: i think i might fap
Stranger: they're both nice!
You: yep
Stranger: cute bum
You: thinking about becoming a furry? :D
Stranger: I didn't know you could become one
You: I guess or watever
Stranger: I thought furries believe they truly are animals
You: no
You: no no no no no
You: furries are people who just love that porn
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: that makes sense
You: and some get so estatic about it, they buy fursuits
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I like the idea of a fursuit
You: theyre ok
Stranger: have you tried one?
You: nope
You: but itd be cool
Stranger: could be!
Stranger: so are you hard from viewing those furry porn images?
You: actually im fapping right now
You: lol
Stranger: oh wow
You: lol
You: that pink and blue fox is sooo cute
You: i just came
Stranger: which pink and blue fox?
Stranger: wowie, that was quick!
Stranger: :P
You: http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg
You: that one
You: ima fast fapper
Stranger: oh definitely
You: and plus when i have something as hot as that, i mean, what can ya expect?
Stranger: quite true :D
You: :3
You: ever been to facepunch?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what is it?
You: a forum
You: that's where i get my yiff
You: (or furry porn)
Stranger: ooh I see ;P haha
You: http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=301
You: thats the furry section
You: but everyone at facepunch hates furries.
You: I wish they'd just accept them
Stranger: well there's a section dedicated to them!
Stranger: so surely not everyone
You: yeah but everyone hated them, so since they wanted them out, they just made a hidden barren wasteland of a sub forum for furries
You: it's quite sad actually
You: people with furry avatars get gangraped by flamers
Stranger: aww :(
You: mine is kinda furry
You: http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=92035&dateline=1262911719&type=thumb
You: that's my avatar
Stranger: is that a squirrel?
You: lol it's a fursuit
You: i think it is though
Stranger: ooh hehe
Stranger: this one is kinda hot
Stranger: http://filesmelt.com/dl/397.jpg
You: oh yeah on facepunch
You: it is
You: :3
Stranger: so graphic
You: lol
You: you should make a facepunch account
You: im sure the furries would welcome you :)
Stranger: I just may! lol
You: :D
You: if you do send me your name or watever
Stranger: okay ^^
Stranger: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18217771#post18217771
Stranger: the pink and blue fox!
You: lol
You: yeah there are a few more of him
You: did you see that comic?
Stranger: which?
You: "The Game" i think it's called
You: omg
You: http://i33.tinypic.com/6t00hv.jpg
You: so hot
Stranger: whoaa
You: i know
Stranger: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18069551#post18069551
You: what did you want me to see on that page?
Stranger: oopsie
Stranger: there's a drawing of a horse with tits and a cock
You: i think im in need of fapping again
You: though i may not be as fast this time
Stranger: http://files.uploadffs.com/1/f991131a/m_1247729757063_Demicoeur_Commission.jpg i like this one lol
Stranger: go for it ;P
You: lol dinosaur
You: i like foxes and dogs better :P
Stranger: they're cuter
You: yeah
You: omg
You: http://i34.tinypic.com/25sv3o7.jpg
Stranger: mmm
You: http://i33.tinypic.com/286tueb.jpg
You: fapfapfap
Stranger: i'm hard ><
You: i came again
You: lol
Stranger: wow nice
You: the fap! lol
Stranger: i'm going to need to lol
You: lol
Stranger: i should go then
Stranger: thanks for this ;P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haroumbakshi, greetings from india
You: OVER 9000!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl?
You: You make me really mad.
Stranger: Y
You: Why you ask? Well I'll tell you why....
Stranger: Ok?
You: YOU ARE A FUCKING PRICK COCK SUCKER VAGINA LICKING SON A FUCKING BITCH.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: sup
You: balls on my face all day bitch
You: i meant ur face, bitch ass nigga
Stranger: haha ur a queer u want balls on ur face
You: bitch ass nigga
You: nigga stopped typing
You: nigga scaed
Stranger: i aint scared bitch
You: wanna go bitch ass nigga\
You: nigga dont know shit
Stranger: yeah il fucking drop ur ass
You: nigga fuck yo ass
You: with my big 12 inch dick
Stranger: bitch i aint no nigga
You: nigga fuck yo
You: fuck yo couch n shit
You: bitch ass nigga got no brains
Stranger: im a girl fucker
You: bitch ass bitch
You: make me a sammich
You: NOW
You: get in the fucking kitchen
Stranger: ur a dick
You: im a nigga
You: so lemme fuck your ass
You: now
Stranger: alright :)
You: aight bitch meet me somewhere
You: qfc
You: mcdonalds whereever
Stranger: ight
You: fuck jack n box
Stranger: hah k
You: which one nigga
You: choose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like apple juice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like applecacti
Stranger: no.
You: the fuck
You: why not
Stranger: idk
Stranger: what is it
You: applefuckingcacti
Stranger: is it achohalic?
You: no its fucking applecacti
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: ching wung hang yung?
You: peeung tuyunga?
Stranger: china? japan? not good w/ that stuff
You: leopa sichimanda?
Stranger: wow
You: peepeolespa?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: the fuck ism y money bitch ass
You: ill rape yo ass if i dont get my money
Stranger: i forgot it....im sorry ill get it to you as soon as possible
You: you better bitch
Stranger: give me one more day
You: no bitch tonight cause i feel like raping you tonight, son
Stranger: ( draws pistol ) time to DIE BITCH! BAM BAM BAM
Stranger: teebags your dead body
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: the fuck. who you fuckin role playing with nigga
You: i will cap yo ass 4real
Stranger: you dead stfu
You: nigga the fuck is this
Stranger: pce out bitch cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: yes :))
You: age
You: :)
You: not gonna talk to me i see
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ?
You: 18/f/mi
You: asl
Stranger: 26 m us
Stranger: i like young girls
Stranger: haha
You: :))
Stranger: are you pretty?
You: i guess lol
You: i went out with guys a lot
You: i guess that means yes
You: loll
Stranger: good
Stranger: do you have boyfriend?
You: nahh babe
You: been single for over 2 weeks
Stranger: good news
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: umm. no lol
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how often do you have sex?
You: every saturday
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do you want to have buttsex
Stranger: YEAH I DO!
You: sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: show me your dick
You: if you have buttsex with me
Stranger: deal
You: deal
Stranger: well pay up
You: its blacker then michael jackson which is white
Stranger: hm
Stranger: well thats a conundrum now isnt it?
You: its a shinanaigan
Stranger: love those
You: yea yea
Stranger: k well
Stranger: um
Stranger: no dick, no buttsex
Stranger: this isnt a one side deal
You: damn
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: out of luck
You: my nigger jewness wont work with you hoodlums
Stranger: nope
You: fuck!
Stranger: you're a clever one
You: god dammit
Stranger: join the KKK its a great fun group
You: fucking black people always ruining the fun
Stranger: true
You: with their blackness
Stranger: my mom is black
Stranger: but i dont talk to her anymore
You: they sag their pants because saggin spells niggas backwards
Stranger: ok that actually made me laugh
You: yeah cause it is a black thing
Stranger: well
You: bye bye fellow kkk
Stranger: what about FUKE
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I WANT DICK
You: time to go make fun of niggers
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: PLEASE
You: lol
Stranger: DICKDICKDICK NOWWWW
Stranger: PEEEEENIIIIISSSS
You: a racist gay kkk nigger
Stranger: maybe.
You: never seen anyone like you
You: kkk kills gays
You: like they do niggers
You: NIGGERS
You: blac ones
Stranger: um they have anal sex more than niggers
You: tru dat
Stranger: what do you think the white hoods are for?
Stranger: TO HIDE THE CUMSTAINS
You: my god
Stranger: secret though
Stranger: dont tell
You: my lifes question is solved
Stranger: mine isnt
You: JESUS NIGGER FUCKING CHRIST
Stranger: on ice skates
You: what is yours
Stranger: mine is: Why do we all live in a world where we get onto websites like omegle and talk to random strangers and say weird shit?
Stranger: answer is fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: do you like it in the butt
Stranger: ello govna
Stranger: ur ego is prego
You: LEMME AKS U SUMFIN
You: why do black people sag their pants
Stranger: ruh-tard
You: because saggin spells niggas backwards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Fuck you!
You: :'(
You: why would you say that to a poor fox?
Stranger: Because I hate foxes.
You: im soo cute though
You: wanna see a pic?
You: <:D
Stranger: You fucking suck.
Stranger: But okay.
You: [url]http://i34.tinypic.com/25sv3o7.jpg[/url]
Stranger: I'd fuck you.
You: :3
Stranger: Hard.
You: id like that
Stranger: So would I
You: got lube?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: nice
Stranger: Lots,
Stranger: We can get nice and sexy.
You: and dirty ;)
Stranger: Hell yeah. As dirty as you want.
You: omg im sooooo hard now
Stranger: Me too.
You: i took more pics
Stranger: Awesome.
You: [url]http://i33.tinypic.com/286tueb.jpg[/url]
You: i cant wait to lick your big cock
Stranger: Awesome. I can't wait for that either...
Stranger: You're so sexy.
You: thx
Stranger: I want to fuck your ass like crazy.
You: ;)
You: heres one more
You: [url]http://i33.tinypic.com/6t00hv.jpg[/url]
You: that was a fun time
You: ;)
Stranger: Awesome. I wish that was me fucking you.
You: oh yeah me too
You: i think im going to masturbate
Stranger: I think I will too.
You: lets do it together
Stranger: Awesome! Lets.
You: ready?
Stranger: Yep.
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: GO!
Stranger: so good im getting close
You: me 2
Stranger: awesome i think im gonna cum...
Stranger: Yep... that was awesome.
You: i came
Stranger: Sexy.
You: that felt awesome
Stranger: It did.
Stranger: So what now?
You: i dunno
You: wanna look at my bf? lol
Stranger: Sure.
You: one sec
Stranger: cool.
You: here
You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/m9567_HB_J_0013.jpg[/url]
Stranger: Awesome... he's so sexy.
You: yeah
Stranger: I bet you look damn hot together.
You: oh yeah
You: we get together every saturday
Stranger: I want to fuck you both now.
You: damn that would feel awesome
Stranger: Hell yes it would.
You: with you shoving it in my ass and i'd lick my bfs cock
Stranger: Awesome. I'd love that.
You: he'd cum in my face and we'd make out and get all stick together
You: sticky*
Stranger: Oh wow, I just came and you're making me hard again.
You: lol
You: same here
You: i love rubbing our cocks together
You: and kissing
Stranger: Oh yes, sexy. Just picturing it.
You: and you'd take me from behind and hammer my asshole with extreme speed and pleasure
Stranger: Oh yes. That'd be so hot.
You: omg that would be awesome
Stranger: Very awesome.
Stranger: I so want to fuck you two.
You: ;)
Stranger: But I don't think it's possible... unfortunately.
You: why?
You: you got to go?
Stranger: No. Just it's doubtful we live anywhere close.
You: oh yah :'(
You: oh well
You: maybe ill see yah around sometime
Stranger: And you're not really the sexy foxboy anyway.
You: why not? you said i was really sexy?
Stranger: The foxboy is sexy. But I know it can't realistically be you.
You: yeah it is
Stranger: Fox people don't really exist though.
You: yeah they do
You: im living proof
Stranger: And the pictures are all animated.
You: but i really should go
You: i think i should leave
Stranger: And on top of all that, I'm really a girl.
You: :O
You: So you have no cock?
Stranger: I wish...
You: Well i guess ill cya
You: :[
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: <3
You: i luv u babe
Stranger: Love you too.
Stranger: Sexy.
You: ;)
You have disconnected.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: you first
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: 14 f usa
Stranger: u hott? lol
You: oh yes.
Stranger: wat u look like?
You: 32d, slim body, blonde hair.
You: i slowly rub your groin while unzipping your pants
Stranger: im 6'2 athletic black hair broen eyes and have a big cock
Stranger: u like big dick?
You: either or
Stranger: well i hav a big dick
Stranger: and it wants u to suck it
You: in that case...
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You: You can either co-operate with us, or we'll fucking kill you.
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