• Omegle V2
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: SHIVA You: SHIVA You: COBAM Stranger: lol You: YOU JUST GOT SHIVA COBAMED NIGGA
:siren:[B]PLEASE READ THIS[/B]:siren: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi stranger You: I am no stranger. Stranger: who are you? You: I am you. You: And you are me. You: Thus I am no stranger. Stranger: cool Stranger: are you like the cyber me Stranger: like the computer dimension You: No. Stranger: then who are y ou You: For you to comprehend what I am would render your brain useless. Stranger: ok tell me' You: I shall not. You: For it would render your brain useless. Stranger: because you are a boring nobody You: But I am you. You: So are you the boring nobody? Stranger: oh yeah You: I think so. Stranger: so tell me you are me what do you think about our penis dilema? You: It is rather unorthodox. You: In my opinion. Stranger: wow im talking to myself Stranger: about my cock You: Yes. Stranger: this weed is the shit right Stranger: right You: No. Stranger: so how are you You: There is no weed. Stranger: im coll Stranger: me too Stranger: thanks Stranger: dude Stranger: dude You: Yes? Stranger: yo Stranger: yo Stranger: yeah You: Why are you typing in a non-linear format? Stranger: i think there may be three of mr now Stranger: me You: You are wrong. Stranger: oh You: There is nobody, but me and you. Stranger: how old am i You: The same age as me. Stranger: but you is me right? You: For I am you and you are me. You: Correct. Stranger: holy shit Stranger: wanna jerk off' You: Yes. You: Indeed. Stranger: yeah Stranger: ready You: Yes Stranger: who should we think of today You: Tom Cruise. Stranger: ewww no You: You are wrong. Stranger: katie holmes You: I am you and you are me. You: So I am correct. You: Tom Cruise. Stranger: dude i think i just found out im bi You: That would be interestingly odd. Stranger: i like tom cruise You: But I foretold of it. Stranger: that just blelw my mind You: And your mind was not blown before this? Stranger: im cumming You: I know. You: I feel it. Stranger: jerking off on weed feels so goood You: Yes. You: And masturbating to furry yiff is twice as good. You: And I am correct. Stranger: our pee pee is shrinking You: Furry porn is greater than sex. Stranger: yeah you must be right You: I am. Stranger: how do you know everything You: I know only what you know. Stranger: our cum tastes so yummy You: For thus, I know everything about you. You: Indeed. Stranger: do i really want to rape women You: Not only do you want to, you will. You: In the near future. Stranger: really Stranger: im scared] You: Yes. Stranger: but julie is perfect You: No, Julie is not the one. You: Lindsey is the one you will seek out. Stranger: than who You: Lindsey. Stranger: i know lindsey You: I know we do. Stranger: she works at the therapist Stranger: yeah shes pretty Stranger: she wears nice skirts Stranger: well rape her] Stranger: yeah You: You will not rape her now. You: But later. Stranger: im so excited]i need to go You: Shortly after our conversation has ended. You: You shall. Stranger: i have to go to her garage and wait]] You: That is not what you should do. Stranger: you think she will like it You: No. You: You need to do what I foresee You: You need to stand at her door. You: Ask if you could come in. You: And we rape her. Stranger: should be stab her then You: That is the sad part. You: Due to an uncontrollable urge, you will eventually stab her to death. Stranger: yeah Stranger: i am going now You: Good bye then. Stranger: i will not fail you You: Good, fulfill the future. Stranger: i promise Stranger: i love you You: I love us too. You: For a man who does not love himself, is a sad man. Stranger: you are a sick fuck if you really sent some sick person out there to rape and kill Stranger: you shoul be shot Stranger: you dumb mother fucker You: You wish to die? You: You must be joking. Stranger: what if i was for real and you talked me into it?\ You: I wouldn't call yourself that. You: That is what is supposed to happen. You: I told you. You: We are together on this. You: We are one. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]06:28PM[/editline] [B]AND THIS[/B] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: wassup? Stranger: the sky Stranger: ... Stranger: so. how's life? You: fag You: the sky? wtf Stranger: homophobe You: |:( Stranger: good. you should be sad You: Im not Stranger: some people are gay. GET OVER IT You: and im not a homophobe You: I like gay people Stranger: then why did you call me a fag? Stranger: good You: cuz its a random insult Stranger: for the record, i'm not gay Stranger: yeah but it can be insulting You: your a girl Stranger: what makes you think that? You: the way you type Stranger: :P Stranger: well... thankyou You: your welcome Stranger: at least you didn't say i'm a guy Stranger: that would have been baaad You: yep You: yep Stranger: so. you're a guy right? You: why did i type it twice, i dunno Stranger: i could tell You: yeah Stranger: :) You: WOW thanks Stranger: and you are a teenager Stranger: due to the level of your immaturity You: And your some bitch who thinks shes so cool on the internets. Stranger: true You: See Stranger: you know me well You: I was > Stranger: so. how old are you then? Stranger: i'm guessing 12. You: im not born yet You: im a fetus Stranger: aah right. foetus Stranger: GMTA Stranger: great minds think alike Stranger: although yours isnt great You: i suppose Stranger: so why did i say that? Stranger: i am an embryo You: Cuz your a cock sucker Stranger: not yet You: Fetuses are better Stranger: maybe in a few years ;) Stranger: EMBRYOS FTW You: i bet a lot sooner Stranger: i'm not a ho You: screw embryos Stranger: no thanks You: i hate them Stranger: not by YOU anyway You: embryos suck You: embryos are child molesters Stranger: you are all of the above You: :D You: You know me well. Stranger: i'm rising above your stupidity Stranger: are you even english? You: You mean to a higher level? Stranger: yep You: Wow, Stranger: cos you're english sucks You: so your saying you're stupider than me? You: last time i checked, bitch, cos wasn't a word Stranger: last time i checked, bitch is a female dog You: and you're english sucks Stranger: i'm an EMBRYO remember? Stranger: oh wait. You: should be You: your Stranger: you dont remember Stranger: cos you're dumb You: :O You: oh im soooooo offended You: bitch Stranger: good You: ho Stranger: you should be You: embryo Stranger: :O Stranger: i am so insulted Stranger: NOT You: you should be You: excluding the NOT Stranger: well. i'm sure you're a HIT with the ladies Stranger: if this is how you treat every girl... You: actually i am You: i dont You: but your a bitch You: and a ho You: and an embryo Stranger: oh really? imaginary friends dont count Stranger: well, don't i know it You: i hope Stranger: why are you even talking to me? You: cuz its funny Stranger: obviously extremely bored Stranger: i sure am Stranger: oh, so i'm funny? Stranger: why thankyou You: it's funny how stupid you sound. Stranger: it's funny how stupid you ARE You: It's funny how stupid your parents are. You: I'm surprised they aren't retarded. You: That's how stupid they are. Stranger: you crossed the line... You: Great You: I'll grab my stuff. Stranger: you dont have any stuff You: My luggage. You: duh Stranger: err... NO Stranger: if that is an innuendo You: What were you implying? Stranger: then you have no 'luggage' Stranger: nothing You: I bet you have a cock though. You: Because you're a bitch You: and a ho You: and an embryo You: Stupid cock sucking mother fucker. Stranger: well. this has been a waste of 5 minutes of my life Stranger: i need to go revise biology You: More than 5 You: Good Stranger: and learn about fetuses and embros Stranger: *embryos Stranger: it's true actually :) Stranger: i have an exam tomorrow You: I hope Stranger: THREE exams You: Maybe you wont be stupid anymore Stranger: i'm not stupid You: Like your mom and dad. Stranger: you, on the other hand, ARE Stranger: hahahah MOM Stranger: you're american Stranger: how unfortunate You: Says who? Stranger: says me Stranger: says YOUR MUM You: lol i LAUGH at the way you fuck farts spell "mom" Stranger: england is WAAAY better than america Stranger: we don't have stupid accents You: SPELL You: NOT SAY Stranger: and our ex-president wasn't a retard You: YOU FUCKERS SPELL "MOM" LIKE "MUM" You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING LANGUAGE THAT YOU FUCKING MADE Stranger: let me guess... you're a hobo Stranger: from texas You: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SLURPING HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING FAG FART FUCKER!!!! Stranger: who's pissing himself right now You: I hate texas actually Stranger: you need anger management You: And i dont live there Stranger: so do i. Stranger: wow. we've found common ground You: Common shit more like it Stranger: never thought this would happen You: Me neither You: I met a fucktard on the internet. You: How original Stranger: so did i Stranger: it was you You: Wrong You: you didn't Stranger: yeah Stranger: you're a 90 year old pervert Stranger: who has serious problems Stranger: and needs to go to a mental institution You: You know you're the one who started this shit. Stranger: no, YOU are You: WRONG Stranger: you're the one who called me a 'fag' Stranger: THAT IS WHAT STARTED IT You: I'll wrap up the evidence. You: Stranger: i could tell You: yeah Stranger: :) You: WOW thanks Stranger: and you are a teenager Stranger: due to the level of your immaturity You: And your some bitch who thinks shes so cool on the internets. Stranger: true Stranger: Fuck Off Stranger You: See Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]06:40PM[/editline] [B]THIS PROVES HOW STUPID SOME PEOPLE ARE[/B] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: My president is a nigger , Im obese and blond , who am I ? You: African Neo-Nazi. Stranger: an american. Stranger: 0 point You: Wow You: an american? You: are you for real? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im a horny male!! You: GREAT! NOW GTFO! You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi u a girl? You: hello there my little friend You: no I'm the ice cream man Stranger: yahhh You: you want some ice? Stranger: yahh :) You: what type of ice cream do you want? *pedo face* Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there my little friend Stranger: horny girl by any chancee? You: no You: just a horny ice cream man Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there my little friend Stranger: hello there my big friend You: you want a ice cream *pedo face* Stranger: yes! You: I'm the ice cream man You: what kind? *pedo face* Stranger: i want chocolate, vanilla face:) You: okey my little child *pedo face* You: just come closer You: I wont bite Stranger: im closer. You: *HAPS* You: HAHAHAHHA You: I'm gonna rape you Stranger: ummmm disrespectful, wanna fuck Stranger: Im so horny, like a unicorn You: WTF!? You: like a unicorn D: You: dont say you are the Unicornman! Stranger: Yup:) You: OMG You: dont use your superpowers :( Stranger: i love cats too You: OMG Your conversational partner has disconnected. damn :'/ no rape today
Fucking epic godmoding. You: Hey. Stranger: what does sta mean? You: hm You: Status? You: Anyways, are you ready to have sex now? Stranger: ppl keep asking me that and i dont know what it means You: Oh You: Well, you ready? Stranger: they go like You: we can sta all night You: No, I'm not concerned about the definition of sta right now. Stranger: fine You: Please answer my goddamn question or I'll fucking curbstomp your face in. You: Okay. You: Describe yourself. Stranger: long dark hair, blue eyes..5ft 4...darkish skin...gets lighter during winter...idk... Stranger: i just read what you said.. Stranger: hahahaha You: Ooh, I <3 that Stranger: wtf does curbstomp mean Stranger: ? You: I don't know, I haven't seen American History X yet. You: Anyways You: Let's continue. Stranger: lol Stranger: how old are you? You: Not important. Stranger: yes it is You: I have brown hair, blonde during summer, deep blue eyes, and am 5ft 9. You: No it's not. Stranger: i would laugh if your like some 100 year old dude You: I am not 100. Stranger: then 99 You: I am not 99. You: I am younger than 40. You: Let's continue. Stranger: older than 30? You: Yes. Stranger: kk You: You begin. Stranger: with wat? You: I put on my robe and wizard hat. Stranger: okay ..this is my first time here and i dont know that the fuck your talking about You: I begin to grope your crotch area. You moan with delight. Almost immediately, your boyfriend walks in. In my iron fist, I crush your tits in the palm of my hand. You scream in pain. Suddenly, I wrench a screwdriver from the drawer and drive it into your skull. Somehow, you are still alive. I take a rolling pin and bash your legs over and over again, until one of your ankles break. There is a knife on the kitchen counter. I take it and stab you in the chest dozens of times, as you stumble into the living room. You crash into the glass table in the center, and go limp. Your boyfriend and I bag you up and dump you into the river. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Another epicly long one. Nothing is better than fake paranoia. You: Bitch, you get down on your knees so I can bang you RIGHT NOW! Stranger: dont tell me what to do!! Stranger: :/ You: <3 u Stranger: lol..my boyfriend would never do that btw You: Yea he would. I know him Stranger: of course you do... You: I know Brad very well. Stranger: his name is not brad.,, You: It isn't? Stranger: no.. Stranger: silly You: Ohh, man, he's lying to you bigtime on this one. He is very good at that kind of stuff. You: I'd stay away from him, he likes your kind, and that's not a good thing. Stranger: he is not lying!! Stranger: wtf Stranger: no You: Yeahh, that's what they all say. Sheesh, you're in deep shit. Stranger: his name shane Stranger: and no your wrong AGAIN! You: Well You: I wish you luck. Stranger: yeah Stranger: O.o Stranger: ? You: I hope he isn't as brutal as he was on the last killing :P Stranger: he is not You: He's damn good though; no one can catch him Stranger: he is a sweet, funny guy and not a creep-o You: Do you think if he was planning to do what he's going to do he would act sweet and funny? You: I sure as hell don't. Stranger: no cuz he wouldnt do it in the first place You: You don't understand You: He's a master at this stuff Stranger: i understand perfectly Stranger: WHAT STUFF?!?! Stranger: i dont even know what we're talking about anymore You: I won't continue, you need to get away quickly while you can Stranger: ill call him right now...and he'll tell me the truth You: I traced your IP and found through your local webhost that you're using Omegle to try and contact you. You: I know it sounds weird, but I don't know what else to do. Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=OMEGLE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl please You: 14/f/den Stranger: ok Stranger: how r u? You: woah, asl first Stranger: 17 m uk You: I'm good You: u Stranger: i am good th x Stranger: bored though You: k You: what are you doing now? Stranger: nothing really Stranger: u? Stranger: just chatting with u You: yeah :P You: i'm chatting with you ;) Stranger: lol:) You: ;p You: Aren't you a bit horny? Stranger: no..well i can be if u want me to You: oh yeag You: yeah* Stranger: all right then...i am You: oh, already? You: don't you want some cyberforeplay before or something? Stranger: ok then You: you have a pic? Stranger: no Stranger: u/ You: [url]http://yfrog.com/58d09ee5e73ad28eb1c3c0cbfj[/url] Stranger: u r cute You: thx You: how do you look? Stranger: 6'2,dark hair, dark brown eyes You: do you have that in meters? Stranger: about 1.85-86 You: tall guy, me like You: ;) Stranger: how tall r u? You: about 1.50 Stranger: ok You: Ok, let's start cybering Stranger: ok then...u start You: I stand in the shower and wash my beautiful slim body Stranger: i come thourgh the door and i see u naked You: oh, behave You: ;) You: I go to you and start kissing you with tounge You: Have you fallen asleep on your keyboard? Stranger: i kiss u back with my tongue You: mm Stranger: no i am here You: I touch your big muscles Stranger: i start to feel ur beutufiul ass You: mmm, it feels so good Stranger: then i start to feel your big boobs You: mm, i take my hand down to your pants and start to unbutton them Stranger: i take your top off Stranger: and then ur bra You: mm yeah You: i start titifucking you Stranger: i start sucking ur big nipples You: oh, you slender man You: agile* Stranger: i put my hand into ur trousers You: mm You: my pussy gets so wet Stranger: then i take ur trousers off Stranger: and ur panties You: mmmm Stranger: then i start feeling ur wet pussy You: I start giving you a handjob You: mm Stranger: then i start licking ur wet pussy You: mm, I cant take it anymore, stick it in quick Stranger: then i stick my dick into ur wet pussy You: mmm, it feels so good Stranger: i start to fuck ur harder and harder You: Suddenly, Snape comes into the room and his hair starts to grow You: OH GOD THE HAIR IS SEVERAL METERS LONG You: (This is so hot) Stranger: who is snape? Stranger: :d You: The hair cover our bodies and he lifts us off the ground while whispering "Ten points from gryffindor" You: And then he says "I was in sweeney todd you know, I sang great" and he starts singing Lady Gagas Pokerface You: "Apapapapapapapokerface" Stranger: i continue to fuck ur harder while he sings poker face You: And whispers in to your ear "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your discostick" You: I singalong to Snape's pokerface You: "CAN WE FLY, CAN WE FLY, BUT WE CAN READ POKERFACE" You: APPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPOKERFACE You: SING MAN Stranger: poker faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You: I look into your face and say "Does he look like a bitch" while Snape masturbates vigorously Stranger: who the fuck is Snape? You: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH?! He's in Harry Potter You: He's hot Stranger: he is gay Stranger: i don't like him You: But he masturbates vigorously, how can you not like that? Stranger: ohh nooo You: It looks like Snape is ready to cum You: Oh NO, it's spraying all over the room You: OH; IT'S SO STICKYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: u can go and lick the cum off the floor if u want You: NOOO, IT HARDENS AND IT IS SHUTTING US IN IN A COCOON! You: I'M STUUUUUCK Stranger: come on babe suck my big dick You: I CAN'T WE ARE SEPERATED BY A TWO DECIMETER THICK WAAAAAAALL Stranger: i will make a hole in the wall so u can suck it from there You: YOU CAAAAN'T, IT IS HARDER THAN DIAMOOOOOOOND You: (This is so hot) You: (Don't you think it is? You: ) Stranger: i do You: ;) You: I'M SUFFOCATING, THERE ISN'T AN AIRHOOOOOOOOLE You: *I pass out* Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You: I wake up "why didn't you save my you fucktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard" You: *I died* Stranger: r u there? You: *I'm dead cuz you didn't save me fucktard* Stranger: i did save u You: *No you certainley did not* Stranger: yes i did You: *No* Stranger: yes i did...come and suck my dick now and u will be happy You: *Are you in to necrophilia?* Stranger: do u wanna suck my dick or not???cuz i have to go You: *No, I cannot, I'm dead* Stranger: no u r not You: *You can put your dick in my mouth if you want* Stranger: sure You: *Creep* Stranger: wake upppppppppp You: *I'm dead* Stranger: no u r not You: *Yes I am* Stranger: noooooo You: *yes* Stranger: nooooooooooooooooo You: *yes* Stranger: fuck u then You: *then do it you creep* Stranger: u got msn? You: *Why do you ask a dead person that? Stranger: just stop that dead thing You: *But I am dead* You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Bad conversation You: STAR Stranger: MOON You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: ICE You: RAMIREZ COVER OUR FLANK Stranger: PIRATE SHIP You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR RAMIREZ KFC CHAINSAW Stranger: FRIED CHICKEN You: STAY FROSTY You: OSCAR MIKE You: WESTBOUND INCOMING MECHA SUITS Stranger: MILLER LIGHT Stranger: WEED Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: SHOOT UP Now to Asplain this shit, it is a MW2 Reference it should go something like this if it works right. You:STAR Stranger:TEXAS You:OPEN FIRE Stranger: Omg I love modern warfare 2 You: TAKING FIRE FALLING BACK RAMIREZ DO SHIT As you can see if tehy fidn out it is a MW2 Reference you are supposed to say taking fire
[quote]Stranger: i continue to fuck ur harder while he sings poker face[/quote] I love how the guy continued to roleplay while dancing around your freaky and sudden changes in it. [editline]12:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Asplainer;19676116]Bad conversation You: STAR Stranger: MOON You: OPEN FIRE Stranger: ICE You: RAMIREZ COVER OUR FLANK Stranger: PIRATE SHIP You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR RAMIREZ KFC CHAINSAW Stranger: FRIED CHICKEN You: STAY FROSTY You: OSCAR MIKE You: WESTBOUND INCOMING MECHA SUITS Stranger: MILLER LIGHT Stranger: WEED Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: SHOOT UP Now to Asplain this shit, it is a MW2 Reference it should go something like this if it works right. You:STAR Stranger:TEXAS You:OPEN FIRE Stranger: Omg I love modern warfare 2 You: TAKING FIRE FALLING BACK RAMIREZ DO SHIT As you can see if tehy fidn out it is a MW2 Reference you are supposed to say taking fire[/QUOTE] you seem to have forgotten HUA HUE HUA HUE HUA HUE
You: Surprise buttsex! Stranger: Hi Stranger: OUCH Stranger: damnit, I was an anal virgin You: HA You: YOU GOT AIDS Stranger: =,( Stranger: heyy Stranger: asl? You: FUCK YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES You: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO TASTY Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hiiiiiiiii You: do you like waffles? Stranger: asl You: SHUT THE FUCK UP I ASKED YOU A QUESITON You: do you like waffles? Stranger: same to you You: yeah I like waffles You: but do you? Stranger: ya You: thats fine then You: goodbye You have disconnected. You: What is your opinion on the waffle infestation? Stranger: the more the merrier Stranger: as long as that fucking french toast keeps its ass out of the way You: HELL YEAH! You: *high five* Stranger: *returns high five* Stranger: horny girl up for phone sex from the USA? You: yes Stranger: asl? You: 63 / Male / Russia Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: If you are yourself, then be yourself or otherwise be me Stranger: im myself; but how do i be you?! You: be me as in yourself not me because yourself cannot be me Stranger: a bit confuzing there but alright You: otherwise... BEAM ME UP SCOTTY Stranger: i got the concept Stranger: hahaha You: I am from the planet vulcan You: I have stolen ur laz0rz Stranger: im from Mars Stranger: we are not the same i am a martian You: -scary epic music- Stranger: haha You: you must be... THE BORG Stranger: yes Stranger: im a borg with a footlong DICK, BIOTCH! FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA! You: That is no way to speak to a vulcan lower species Stranger: i see You: Get back to the kitchen bitch Stranger: i apologize Stranger: lol go mow my lawn You: You do it Stranger: im too lazy You: I must practise speaking whatever language we vulcans speak Stranger: alright! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hailo Stranger: how are you You: Doing fine why? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wut was that all about? I bet he was a sensitive fella...
You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 18,m,uk -u? You: 18,m,uk i live in ireland Stranger: gay? You: depends You: if fapping to furry gay porn is considered gay You: u? Stranger: yup You: u furry? You: srsly? Stranger: not really You: oh well You: straight? Stranger: gay You: oh okay You: im cool with that You: do you have anything against furrys? Stranger: u furry? You: sure i dress up like an animal You: and fap Your conversational partner has disconnected. :D AND AGAIN This is genius <333 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl? Stranger: 16/M/Finland You: 18/F/UK Stranger: whats your name Stranger: ? You: Isabella Wozniacat Stranger: nice name You: Don´t laugh, my granpas name You: He was a golddigger in klondyke Stranger: really? You: yes You: you know what klondyke is right? Stranger: yes You: okay good You: are you straight, bi or gay? Stranger: straight You: okay me too You: but i find lesbian porn nice though Stranger: niceeee :D You: thanks ;D You: you´re underage how do you know about naught words? You: naughty* Stranger: of course i know them :O You: you should be cleaning your room and taking out the trash Stranger: i hear them every where in finland You: yeah they come at night and they SPY at you You: you know the government is spying on you, right? You: lesbians is just a decoy You: they want you to believe theyre lesbians You: but theyre really agents working for the finnish government Stranger: im screwed You: yes of course You: so stop watching porn Stranger: huo Stranger: my friend .. You: they can kill you for that you know Stranger: :o You: hugo chavez? You: he ur friend? Stranger: no :D Stranger: hes pretty idiot You: why? You: he likes gay porn? Stranger: yes.. and he is chees ball.. and ones he ran naked outside.. You: ew You: do you like to eat smegma? Stranger: no.. You: why not? You: tasty Stranger: i never tasted it i think i never will You: oh well i dont like it neither You: hey do you play gmod? You: or any steam game? Stranger: i play 5street You: okay nice i play it too Stranger: do u have a facebook, i wana see ur face Stranger: ? You: yeah You: sure You: i use this mirror to facebook [url]http://www.lastmeasure.com[/url] You: its faster You: it redirects you to facebook Stranger: ok You: just copy the url and paste it in your browser Stranger: whats ur e-mail? i can give mine if you give yours You: okay Stranger: [email]joonas_tolppanen@hotmail.com[/email] You: oh wait i only have steam You: i dont use email for anything Stranger: ok You: i thought you meant msn You: sorry You: you have steam? Stranger: no You: okay You: add me on msn Stranger: ok You: adding you now brb Stranger: ok You: i cant log on for some reason You: damn Stranger: :( You: DAMNNN !!!! !111 Stranger: ? You: STEAM CRASSHSHHEHSADIHOIPNMHAPNHWA Stranger: omg You: sorry im just pissed right now Stranger: thats ojk Stranger: ok* You: i was playing and it crashed You: i didnt save !!!1 You: fuuuuck1 *!kr3poi Stranger: :/ You: i hate this crap p1joifdsdsajdsa You: 11*!¤#"!" You: sorry i just tend to bang the keyboard when im really pissed Stranger: ok :DE Stranger: i do that sometimes too.. You: then i calm down and suddenly i just get really mad agasadohdsouf0708feq098uq09u31rpij Stranger: ok :) Stranger: my friend wants to that do u have big boobs Stranger: im sorry for that You: i dont know You: depens on who youre askong You: asking* Stranger: ok You: ok started steam again Stranger: ok You: spijdjafy fuufufuufuuck it wont log on this big crap Stranger: :D You: SOIUAOIJDSAOIJDSAFUUUUUUC K Stranger: ur mad ? Stranger: :) You: IT SAS MY USERNMAE IS WORRRQ ´DSAHDSAOIH½11 You: no im calm Stranger: :D You: also if youre wondering, i have ADHD Stranger: tykkääkkö nää luumukiisselistä? You: so dont get mad at me please You: i go in a special class at school You: isnt fun Stranger: ok You: all the other says im a pshycho Stranger: ok You: do you think i am? Stranger: :/ Stranger: no You: thanks Stranger: sorry, i gtg friends are going nuts i gotta kick their ass cya You: no dont go You: i dont have anything other to do You: ralph pls stay Stranger: mmm... Stranger: u got msn? You: no it wont log on 1ji1jdsahsaohdaohaoidh07er21hd V Stranger: ok Stranger: but i have to go now friends are asking to come out Stranger: cya You: NO FUKSAKJDS8SDUDSA You: i think im gonna cut myself Stranger: :o You: in the overarm Stranger: omg You: its actually relieving You: i forgot about all my sorrow when i do that Stranger: my friend smokes to forget hes pronlem Stranger: problems* You: okay Stranger: You: what does he smoke? You: weed? Stranger: yeah weed and red LM Stranger: good bye naughty bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: my dick is hard now You: mine too Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Smelly Rapist.
This was on chatroulette. I was streaming a webcam video [QUOTE]> Connected, feel free to talk now Stranger: wow Stranger: sexy girl Stranger: haha Stranger: could you show me more? Stranger: U R so sexy Stranger: beautiful Stranger: could you leave me your e mail address? Stranger: wow Stranger: i love you Stranger: show me more Stranger: U R so beautiful Stranger: an angel face Stranger: hey~~ sexy gial Stranger: wow Stranger: give me more Stranger: U make me hot Stranger: wow Stranger: don't put on it ~ Stranger: your body is so sexy Stranger: show me~okay? Stranger: i need you Stranger: more ~ Stranger: you make me crazy Stranger: wow~ Stranger: i think i fall in love with you Stranger: you attrack me ..... Stranger: give me ~ Stranger: wow!! Stranger: more more... Stranger: haha Stranger: U Rfunny Stranger: ha Stranger: cool Stranger: could you give me your phone number? Stranger: or e-mail.. Stranger: i can't leave from you from now on Stranger: show me more... Stranger: haha~ Stranger: you make me crazy. Stranger: i want you.. Stranger: wow wow Stranger: wowoww Stranger: be careful Stranger: don't drop from it Stranger: ha~ Stranger: show me more `~ Stranger: sexy girl? Stranger: i need you Stranger: oh~ Stranger: i am hot.. Stranger: i need you Stranger: wow!!!!!! Stranger: that seems delicious Stranger: can i touch it Stranger: i want you Stranger: U Rso beautiful..... Stranger: come on~baby Stranger: wow Stranger: woww Stranger: i need more Stranger: drop it.. Stranger: i want .. Stranger: that 's too crazy Stranger: i want to taste it Stranger: wow!! Stranger: show me more Stranger: do you want me Stranger: i love you more than anyone Stranger: sexy giel Stranger: show me your body Stranger: more more Stranger: i need you.. Stranger: i can't live without youo Stranger: please,leave me your address Stranger: i want to see you every night Stranger: giveme Stranger: can i hear you Stranger: i want Stranger: drop it Stranger: please You: video has ended..please go to the next cam Stranger: no Stranger: oh no Stranger: i can't believe this is a video > Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...[/QUOTE]
best one yet: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: ANUS You: Hey You: PENIS Stranger: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: are you black You: No Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: au revoir Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to the omegle created movie presentation...The Stranger and You. [QUOTE] You: who are you? Stranger: i am everyone and no one You: then you must know something good Stranger: yes Stranger: i would You: have you ever committed a crime? Stranger: definition of a crime? You: as in a bad action that got involved with local authorities or even national Stranger: what about intergalactic? You: well i guess that would also occur under crimes You: if it was one You: now answer You: yes or no Stranger: no Stranger: because i'm a good person You: do you drink alchohol? Stranger: but then define good Stranger: no You: wait You: godd as in the current society's definition of good You: good* You: would that make you good? Stranger: i suppose You: yes or no Stranger: yes You: ok You: do you do drugs? Stranger: no You: have you ever lived on a train? Stranger: no You: have you ever seen a hobo in a yellow coat Stranger: maybe, its probably in the subconscious somewhere You: think hard also on his location You: it could save hundreds of people Stranger: i'm talking over the last 20 years of remembering You: yes anytime is good Stranger: fine... i saw him last saturday You: where? Stranger: downtown You: good Stranger: outside a bank You: crap hes closer than we thought You: im an investigator Stranger: sure sure Stranger: lets see some ID You: tryinng to find the yellow coated hobo You: you really think ill just show you my id over the internet? Stranger: yes You: my cover will be blown! You: WAIT You: you Stranger: i'm not going You: YOU ARE THE HOBO You: you little yellow hobo Stranger: i have a house You: youre under arrest you old cretin Stranger: oh noes You: a train aint a house Stranger: please dont hurt nw Stranger: wait a minute You: dont act innocent your tricks wont work on me Stranger: i have jedi mind powers You: you killed poor jimmy You: i know you do You: thats why i am prepared Stranger: with what? You: your high intellect gave you away You: haha! i made myself have high intellect too! You: i am no longer weak minded Stranger: but what you dont know is i'm your father Stranger: thats where you get the intellect from You: no thats not true You: GET AWAY You: PUT YUR HANDS UP You: I HAVE A GUN Stranger: i have a bigger gun You: LOOK! i still have your pizza cutter scar! where you tired to dig your pizza cutter into my forehead You: your pizza cutter is no match for a bullet Stranger: wanna bet? Stranger: try me You: no... Stranger: why not You: we dont need to fight i already called backup You: just give up now You: all of this can be solved with little bloodshed You: lets go. NOW! Stranger: fine Stranger: i'll escape though Stranger: wait a minute... Stranger: i wanted bloodshed You: no You: im here You: so it wont be possible Stranger: what if i kill the person in front of me You: what person? Stranger: this person You: who is this? You: ANOTHER HOBO? You: NO You: there can only be one yelow coated hobo! You: this cant be possible Stranger: nah too many people Stranger: the odds Stranger: you got to do the calculations man! You: why do you do this? You: kill many innocents You: why do you kil them? Stranger: for teh lulz You: you sick man You: i hope you get a taste of your own medicine Stranger: nah the justice system doesnt do that You: i can escape You: backup is almost here Stranger: not where i come from Stranger: backup will never arrive Stranger: they're being paid by me You: no... You: YOU LIE You: GET AWAY Stranger: what do i have to gain by lying You: just let me go... Stranger: i didnt say you couldnt You: well then You: ill get out of your way and leave Stranger: okay then You: wait whos this? You: the police? You: theyre here Stranger: ya Stranger: from the beginning You: we will see whos telling the truth now You: police! You: get him You: go You: get him now! You: why arent... You: you little devil You: your controlling them rent you Stranger: i told you Stranger: there's only one way out Stranger: fight to the death You: fine You: nemesis Stranger: you choose weapons You: we will go with fists You: i am no match for your pizza cutter Stranger: but fists are boring You: well then im going to shoot you You: *shoots* Stranger: *hits heart* You: well how about that You: you didnt even touch me You: and now your going to die You: you little scum Stranger: go ahead Stranger: i probably had it coming somewhere down the line You: what you did to jimmy will never repay him You: *grabs pizza cutter* You: now its time for your own medicine Stranger: fucking hurry up You: *sticks pizza cutter into his forehead and cuts it open* Stranger: thats not gonna kill me You: well thats how you killed everyone else You: am i doing it wrong? Stranger: meh Stranger: yes you're doing it wrong! You: forget this im just gonna shoot you! You: I dont need to be a monstwer like you You: *shoots* You: you inhuman bastard Stranger: ...dead Stranger: and fade to credits [/QUOTE]
You: hi Stranger: hi You: sigh You: lie You: pie Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. You: m Fucker, I just wanted to rhyme. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: RAWR Stranger: Rawr You: ass sea and land You: RawR You: raWR Stranger: Stop saying rawr You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline, please take a seat Stranger: WTF Stranger: I have taken a seat there happy? You: Did you know that girl is only 14 years old. Stranger: Wich??? Stranger: girl You: Run while we can, even so this is a fake tv show, the cops are awaiting outside to capture you, your surrounded. Stranger is typing... Stranger: I am getting arrested Stranger: ?????? You: Ha haha, your on candid camera, look at the camera and laugh out loud You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy You: laying you down by the fire. Stranger: oh yeaa You: You smell hot....wait, what's that smell? You: shit shit, get some water Stranger: i dunno wat is it?? Stranger: am burning? You: burning like hell, more like it, let me cool you down with this. Starts pissing on you Stranger: aww yur nice Stranger: lol You: It's what I do with all my victims. You: :smug: Stranger: den wah ar yhu gona do? You: Raep tiem! You: I'll go get my goat Stranger: okay ;) You: *blank screen not work safe goat sequence activated* You: GOAT SCENE UNLOCKED!!! Stranger: ? huh ? You: MOOTHERFOOKING PRAWNS Stranger: gud luck yur a freak Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote] Stranger: Are you: A: A girl looking for a guy. B: A girl looking for a girl. C: A guy looking for a girl. D: A guy looking for a guy. You: I AM FULL OF RAGE You: AND MAD You: MY BROTHER SAW ME FAPPING Stranger: win You: No srs this aint that shit win thinggy You: and goddamn i tried to hide porn and fast scrolled down and there was furry porn and i were like ;'d You: afajsfasjsagagagsggasagsbkasgnagskagpo You: and i super fast hided my cock inside my pants and were like nothingwould happen You: what should i do You: HAVE ANY ADVICES You: ? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Catch him fapping You: well i have seen him lookin at porn You: and i dont know was he fapping Stranger: Probably You: what? You: oh You: ... You: well fuck that dick head You: hes playing 24/7 wow allready You: what a dick Stranger: xD You: and i am watching porn 24/7 You: at school at home[/quote] Maybe i am just odd.
Turns out we hate americans more than they hate us Stranger: hi You: Hiya ^^ You: How you doin? Stranger: im doing good my last class just finished up You: Ah You: WHat country are you in then? Stranger: USA You: So what grade? Stranger: freshman in college You: Ah You: I'm in the Uk here :S You: Do you hate english people as much as they say you do You: D: Stranger: i dont hate english people and i dont know to many peope who do You: Ah good You: Because 90% of us hate you guys You: :D Stranger: oh excellent Yup, we should make a FUEL out of hating them
Omegle gets pretty boring...
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OK this girl is just... strange. Stranger: hey! You: Hey wazzap? You: I have a questionnaire Stranger: what is your question? You: Is it douchey to take your best friend's ex girlfriend? Stranger: no. You: Yesitis Stranger: ok then y did u ask me/ Stranger: ? You: Because you're wrong, and you need correction. Stranger: ok well thank u! Stranger: y u sooo mean? You: You're pretty Stranger: thank u!!! You: You're a girl? Stranger: yes. r u? You: No. You're brunette Stranger: umm i am a girl! r u a boy? You: Yes. I mean you're blonde Stranger: umm no i have brown/blonde hair You: That makes sense.=P Is it douchey if one of your gal pals takes your ex boyfriend if HE broke up with you? Stranger: ok then... wellllll ok sorry then....? You: Sorry about what you silly goose? Stranger: i dont know... umm everything...i say sorry allot You: Are you between the ages of 13 and 16? Stranger: yes. r u? Stranger: i am 15 You: Knew it. Yes I am. Are you around... 100 pounds? Stranger: umm lighter. but yes close You: Knew it. Are your eyes... Hm... Blue? Green? Brown? This is difficult. Stranger: hazel/brown You: DANGIT lemme see... You: What timezone? Stranger: 9:31 p.m. Stranger: what color r your eyes? You: Eastern!!! =D Mine are brown. Do you live in the rural South? =P Stranger: no. haha i live in the u.s.a Stranger: if thats what u mean You: Er I mean like the South? Or the Northeast? You: South being the Bible Belt. Stranger: i live in ohio in the u,s,a You: The Midwest. Stranger: west/north You: Wanna be best fwiends? Stranger: yes!!!!! haha ok. do u live in u.s.a Stranger: ???????????/ You: Florida Stranger: oh. close to me kinda!!!! You: Kind of.=P You: What's your name? Heather? Stranger: haha ok then. r u talking about a heather that is on the baton team? You: What? No. What's your name? We gotta be facebook buddies. Stranger: haha i am hayleigh! and hun i dont have a facebook.sorry got it tooken down You: WHY Stranger: cuz of things.......just things....thats all just things You: What did you do?o_o Myspace Stranger: got all that tooken down.....sorry Stranger: i did some things You: With a boy or alcohol? Stranger: someone i was chating with was smoking anddd......ya You: Psh so?=P Stranger: mom thought i was doing drugs and having sex You: Were you? Stranger: umm. not that much......haha not that much. You: Sorry. That was not an apropos question. So besides being landlocked, you have no means of social communication/ You: ? Stranger: no sorry You: =( You: Aim. Stranger: sorry hun You: E-mail. Stranger: yes. but i dont want to give it out haha You: Heheh you're just afraid I'm a pedophile.=P Stranger: yes that is tru hun! You: How can I prove that I'm not!=P Stranger: i am afraid i am gonnuh get raped again. i am sorry but i have been raped sooo much.lol You: Errr Stranger: u cant prove anything sorry You: Whoa You: Either you're a liar or...<_< Stranger: what does that mean? You: Liar Stranger: i am sorrrrrrrrrrrrry Stranger: luv u!!! haha You: Well all right then just don't give me information.=P Stranger: i am sorry and we can still chat for a while! You: Heheh all right. Teenage boys are just as threatening as forty year olds, you know.=P Stranger: hun u sound sooo hot rite now You: Why?<_< Stranger: cuz. u r making me horny.haha plz dont disconnect You: Ummm You: How the hell am I making you horny? Stranger: i dont know just cuzz u r You: All right well wow I'm pretty sure you're a'lyin' about that but okay whatever floats your boat, I guess Stranger: haha umm how do u think i am lying? You: I don't think that typing on the computer can turn a raped girl on is all.<_< Stranger: hun i have only been raped about 2 times sooo. well u still r You: My gut is telling me you're not a thin 15 year old but a spy sent out by... Idk. To Catch a Predator.<_<' Stranger: i am not that skinny and umm i am 15 well i think You: Heheh you're definitely by no means who you say you are.=P C'mon. Don't bullshit me. Stranger: i am not. how old do u really think i am? You: I have no idea you could be a ten year old kid fucking with me for all I know. The full conversation is much longer and much weirder, if anyone is interested.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: aye You: talk bitch You: whoop You: s You: my bad Stranger: What's doing? You: me You: and you You: baby Stranger: Oh really? You: yes You: are you enjoying? Stranger: not really You: let me change your mind You: how about now Stranger: nope You: ok we reverse You: are you enjoy now? Stranger: sure You: thats good You: i enjoy too Stranger: nice Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me and a friend were bored It's two hours long [code] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hi there You: are u a girl? Stranger: no You: :( You: what are u then? Stranger: a lady You: oh, nice :) Stranger: what r u You: a woman Stranger: ok You: wanna hang out? Stranger: why were you looking for a girl? You: i like girls You: and pizza Stranger: i like pizza Stranger: lol You: great! You: what else do u like? Stranger: we should hang out Stranger: go shopping online together You: yeah! You: totally Stranger: i like surfers You: oh Stranger: and beckham You: they're hot You: he's not hot :( Stranger: i must admit i have been tempted to try a girl before You: what don't u try it? You: *why Stranger: i dont know - scared of being turned down i guess Stranger: and being embarred You: why is that Stranger: embarressed You: i love being turned on! Stranger: really You: yeah! Stranger: what things turn u on You: surfers, india, pizza, alec baldwin and girlf ofc You: i mean girls You: sorry Stranger: its ok Stranger: so r u bi? You: yeah,i guess Stranger: have you had sex with girls and boys? You: yes Stranger: whats it like with a girl? You: it's totally different You: it's not so rough You: it's more sensitive Stranger: i like soft sex You: yea, me too Stranger: how old r u You: u really should try it with a girl sometime You: 28 You: u? Stranger: maybe one day Stranger: im 28 too??? You: oh my god! Stranger: we must be the oldest two girls on here You: we have so much in common You: probably Stranger: i think we probably do Stranger: apart from alec baldwin Stranger: he creeps me out Stranger: i dont really know what anyone sees in him You: he's a bit older You: he got some experience u know You: and he seems cosy Stranger: hes also got a beer gut You: true... You: but that's just more to love Stranger: ok Stranger: whatever floats your boat You: what do u want i a man? Stranger: what kind of girls do you like? You: mid-twenties, brunettes, and pretty tall Stranger: oh fuck Stranger: thats me Stranger: 5 9 - brunette Stranger: i hope you like shoulder lenght hair You: sure Stranger: could we try something You: sure Stranger: tell me what its like with another woman Stranger: what would u do to me? You: gently stroke your hair, kiss your soft lips and then slowly move down... Stranger: what do you look like You: blond, 5.4, pretty short hair Stranger: who do you look like You: u mean like a celebrity? Stranger: yeah You: hmm You: kinda like a blond jennifer love hewitt but with shorter hair i guess Stranger: wow Stranger: shes really attractive Stranger: do you have her figure too - she has an amazing body You: yeah, almost You: i try Stranger: crikey Stranger: i think you could tempt me You: oh You: nice Stranger: do u have a picture online You: no, sorry Stranger: what would u do to seduce me You: let me think You: what do u like? Stranger: tenderness You: u like maybe a nice dinner or something? Stranger: that sounds nice Stranger: i like french food You: what kind of french food? Stranger: any You: hmm You: okey You: where do u live? Stranger: sydney You: oh,australia You: nice You: i love australia Stranger: where r u? You: italy Stranger: wow Stranger: i love italy You: great! Stranger: ive been many times You: nice You: where in italy? Stranger: all over You: cool Stranger: urbino - turin - florence - milan - como - rome - Stranger: where do you live You: milan?! i live there Stranger: wow You: u should come here again :) Stranger: yes You: u got a boyfriend or something? Stranger: not right now You: ok You: then u should totally come here so we can meet Stranger: yeah Stranger: whats your name You: bianca You: yours? Stranger: sarah You: what are your intrests? Stranger: i like the beach Stranger: guys Stranger: music You: what kind of music? You: i like the beach aswell You: to bad its far from me :( Stranger: i like mgmt Stranger: the kook Stranger: vampire weekend Stranger: kooks You: oh, cool You: i like the old school rock You: like the beatles and rolling stones Stranger: i like them too You: you do?! Stranger: everyone like the beatles and the stone Stranger: s You: true You: we got so much in common Stranger: we have its scary You: yeah You: we're like soulmates or something Stranger: yes You: what do u work with? Stranger: im a teacher You: which grade? Stranger: all primary You: what ages are the kids? like 7-16? Stranger: 5 - 11 Stranger: what do you do You: ah, ok You: which subjects? You: i'm a store clerk You: at H&M Stranger: wow Stranger: i loved h&m when iw as in europe You: u don't have it in australia? Stranger: no:( You: ah, too bad... You: in which subjects to you teach? Stranger: everything Stranger: but i specialise in maths You: what kind of math? Stranger: the number kind You: like addition, subtraction, multiplication and division? Stranger: yes You: nice Stranger: and place value - measurement - angles etc You: cool You: what are u doing right now? Stranger: im watching a video You: a movie? Stranger: kind of You: what do u mean? :) Stranger: im watching porn Stranger: you got me thinking You: so you mean like girl porn? Stranger: yes You: oh You: do u like it? Stranger: yes ido actually You: nice You: u see something u wanna do yourself? Stranger: im not sure Stranger: it looks lik fun You: perhapsu should try it some day then? Stranger: id need to find the right girl You: what about me? Stranger: its a long way to italy You: true... Stranger: we could do something on here You: hmm, i'm not sure Stranger: ok You: don't worry You: u'll find the right girl some day! :) Stranger: maybe You: i promise Stranger: thank Stranger: look im actually a guy Stranger: would u like to cyber You: me 2 Stranger: i thought so You: where do you live for real? Stranger: sydney You: really? Stranger: yep You: alright Stranger: u? You: sweden Stranger: really You: yes Stranger: where You: gothenburg Stranger: i hooked upwith a girl from there once Stranger: she was lovely Stranger: jennifer You: yeah,the swedish girls are the best Stranger: :) You: well You: it was fun talking to u ;) You: sarah Stranger: thanks bianca You: :) Stranger: you dirty lesbo You: u're the one to talk :P Stranger: touche Stranger: good luck hunting fella You: thanks You: u too Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey\ You: hi Stranger: Whats up? You: nothin you? Stranger: Mah cock. haha You: :| You: Emily Brownip I know this is you. Stranger: Wtf? Stranger: Good guess but ive never even heard that fucking name :P You: Yeah sure. You: That is what they all say. You: Right before I pump em' fulla lead! You: *shotgun cocks* You: *shotgun shoots* You: Keep the change, you filthy animal. You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;19613938]:siren:[B]PLEASE READ THIS[/B]:siren:[/QUOTE] I liked the first one.
warning, heavy rain spoilers follow: You: Good Evening. Stranger: OH GOOD DAY TO YOU Stranger: By the way, I'm in a cuddly mood. Stranger: Apologies in advance. Stranger: It's going to happen. You: Thats..intresting Stranger: :D You: The names Scott Shelby.. how about you? Stranger: I'll just stick with going by Adrian. You: nice to meet you adrian Stranger: Back at you, Scott. Stranger: So. How's life? You: Not bad, a little depressing, with all the constant rain were getting at the moment Stranger: D'aw. I love rain. Stranger: And snow. Stranger: Most of the stuff that's considered 'bad' weather. You: this is some real heavy rain though. You: anyway, what do you do for a living adrian? Stranger: Well, I'm a student aspiring to be a musician. You: its a noble goal. Stranger: Appreciate the encouragement. You: Personally, Im a private eye You: working on a personal case at the moment, but Im taking some time off for the night Stranger: Cool. Stranger: Sounds like a fun/rewarding profession. You: it can be. lets just say it has its moments. both good and bad Stranger: I believe it. You: so, what do you do with your free time? Stranger: Play aforementioned music, listen to aforementioned music, discuss aformentioned music Stranger: play vidya games, tackle and proceed to cuddle random people You: Hah, seam like a musical guy. Im a big arts fan to. Origami is my personal favourite Stranger: Ooh, cool. You: you got any siblings? Stranger: A sister. You: Thats great... I use to have a brother.. You: he died about 30 years ago... we were only kids Stranger: Aw, I'm sorry. I sort of think I know where this is going. You: How so? Stranger: The, uh, death thing. Stranger: I'm sorry to hear that. You: Thanks... means a lot... You: worst part is, if my dad wasnt such a drunken asshole, my brother would still be alive. Stranger: Jesus, that doesn't sound good. You: we use to live on a construction site... he chased us out the house one day when he was drunk. we went of to play and he fell in a hole about 6 inches deep, filled with rainwater and got his foot stuck. You: I tried to get my dad to help, telling him that he was going to die... all he could say was "Good, one less greedy mouth to feed" Stranger: dear god You: little to stay, I was taken from my parents and adopted afterwards. never saw that asshole again You: but stuff like that...can mess you up. Stranger: ..Hug? You: No thanks... although..I do have something to confess. that might help You: gotta promise you wont think any less of me though Stranger: Of course not. You: well... I really wanted to find out, if there was a father out there, that would have acted diffrently.. if there is such a thing as a father, who is willing to sacrifice everything to save their child. You: So..I kinda... kidnapped some kids. And hid them in a hold in a factory, during the rainy season, where they would drown after about 4 days. then I sent origami figures with trials on them to the parents of said kids, these trails would test if such parents exist. You: 8 Kids dead so far, and still no luck. Im beginning to give up hope. Stranger: Oh, hey, why does this so- Stranger: ORIGAMI KILLER Stranger: FOUND YOU AT LAST Stranger: GOD You: OH FUCK Stranger: DAMN YOU Stranger: I'VE GOT YOU NOW Stranger: BOYO Stranger: OHOHOH You: WELL Stranger: ..PRESSIn' X Stranger: WHERE'S MY GUN You: SHIT You: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH SON Stranger: AH HAH Stranger: THERE YOU GO Stranger: PRESSIN' CIRCLE Stranger: OH SHIT THAT'S RELOAD You: HA Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING Stranger: SHIT Stranger: SHIT You: NOW YOU FALL INTO THE METAL GRINDER Stranger: GOD Stranger: DAMNIT You: GAME OVER Stranger: *sigh* Stranger: fuckin' Stranger: WELL FUCKING PLAYED You: Thank you
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HOLY CORN BUCKETS BATMAN. You: :O Stranger: O:!!! You: I SEE IT ROBIN! You: LETS GET IT BEFORE THE JOKER USES IT! Stranger: QUICKLY Stranger: BOARD THE BAT ROFLCOPTER! You: DA DA DA DA DA DUM! You: *ZOOMS IN AND OUT* You: NICE WORK ROBIN Stranger: THANKS BATMAN. *dies* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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