You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: SHIVA
You: SHIVA
You: COBAM
Stranger: lol
You: YOU JUST GOT SHIVA COBAMED NIGGA
:siren:[B]PLEASE READ THIS[/B]:siren:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: I am no stranger.
Stranger: who are you?
You: I am you.
You: And you are me.
You: Thus I am no stranger.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you like the cyber me
Stranger: like the computer dimension
You: No.
Stranger: then who are y ou
You: For you to comprehend what I am would render your brain useless.
Stranger: ok tell me'
You: I shall not.
You: For it would render your brain useless.
Stranger: because you are a boring nobody
You: But I am you.
You: So are you the boring nobody?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I think so.
Stranger: so tell me you are me what do you think about our penis dilema?
You: It is rather unorthodox.
You: In my opinion.
Stranger: wow im talking to myself
Stranger: about my cock
You: Yes.
Stranger: this weed is the shit right
Stranger: right
You: No.
Stranger: so how are you
You: There is no weed.
Stranger: im coll
Stranger: me too
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: dude
Stranger: dude
You: Yes?
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yeah
You: Why are you typing in a non-linear format?
Stranger: i think there may be three of mr now
Stranger: me
You: You are wrong.
Stranger: oh
You: There is nobody, but me and you.
Stranger: how old am i
You: The same age as me.
Stranger: but you is me right?
You: For I am you and you are me.
You: Correct.
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: wanna jerk off'
You: Yes.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ready
You: Yes
Stranger: who should we think of today
You: Tom Cruise.
Stranger: ewww no
You: You are wrong.
Stranger: katie holmes
You: I am you and you are me.
You: So I am correct.
You: Tom Cruise.
Stranger: dude i think i just found out im bi
You: That would be interestingly odd.
Stranger: i like tom cruise
You: But I foretold of it.
Stranger: that just blelw my mind
You: And your mind was not blown before this?
Stranger: im cumming
You: I know.
You: I feel it.
Stranger: jerking off on weed feels so goood
You: Yes.
You: And masturbating to furry yiff is twice as good.
You: And I am correct.
Stranger: our pee pee is shrinking
You: Furry porn is greater than sex.
Stranger: yeah you must be right
You: I am.
Stranger: how do you know everything
You: I know only what you know.
Stranger: our cum tastes so yummy
You: For thus, I know everything about you.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: do i really want to rape women
You: Not only do you want to, you will.
You: In the near future.
Stranger: really
Stranger: im scared]
You: Yes.
Stranger: but julie is perfect
You: No, Julie is not the one.
You: Lindsey is the one you will seek out.
Stranger: than who
You: Lindsey.
Stranger: i know lindsey
You: I know we do.
Stranger: she works at the therapist
Stranger: yeah shes pretty
Stranger: she wears nice skirts
Stranger: well rape her]
Stranger: yeah
You: You will not rape her now.
You: But later.
Stranger: im so excited]i need to go
You: Shortly after our conversation has ended.
You: You shall.
Stranger: i have to go to her garage and wait]]
You: That is not what you should do.
Stranger: you think she will like it
You: No.
You: You need to do what I foresee
You: You need to stand at her door.
You: Ask if you could come in.
You: And we rape her.
Stranger: should be stab her then
You: That is the sad part.
You: Due to an uncontrollable urge, you will eventually stab her to death.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am going now
You: Good bye then.
Stranger: i will not fail you
You: Good, fulfill the future.
Stranger: i promise
Stranger: i love you
You: I love us too.
You: For a man who does not love himself, is a sad man.
Stranger: you are a sick fuck if you really sent some sick person out there to rape and kill
Stranger: you shoul be shot
Stranger: you dumb mother fucker
You: You wish to die?
You: You must be joking.
Stranger: what if i was for real and you talked me into it?\
You: I wouldn't call yourself that.
You: That is what is supposed to happen.
You: I told you.
You: We are together on this.
You: We are one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]06:28PM[/editline]
[B]AND THIS[/B]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: wassup?
Stranger: the sky
Stranger: ...
Stranger: so. how's life?
You: fag
You: the sky? wtf
Stranger: homophobe
You: |:(
Stranger: good. you should be sad
You: Im not
Stranger: some people are gay. GET OVER IT
You: and im not a homophobe
You: I like gay people
Stranger: then why did you call me a fag?
Stranger: good
You: cuz its a random insult
Stranger: for the record, i'm not gay
Stranger: yeah but it can be insulting
You: your a girl
Stranger: what makes you think that?
You: the way you type
Stranger: :P
Stranger: well... thankyou
You: your welcome
Stranger: at least you didn't say i'm a guy
Stranger: that would have been baaad
You: yep
You: yep
Stranger: so. you're a guy right?
You: why did i type it twice, i dunno
Stranger: i could tell
You: yeah
Stranger: :)
You: WOW thanks
Stranger: and you are a teenager
Stranger: due to the level of your immaturity
You: And your some bitch who thinks shes so cool on the internets.
Stranger: true
You: See
Stranger: you know me well
You: I was >
Stranger: so. how old are you then?
Stranger: i'm guessing 12.
You: im not born yet
You: im a fetus
Stranger: aah right. foetus
Stranger: GMTA
Stranger: great minds think alike
Stranger: although yours isnt great
You: i suppose
Stranger: so why did i say that?
Stranger: i am an embryo
You: Cuz your a cock sucker
Stranger: not yet
You: Fetuses are better
Stranger: maybe in a few years ;)
Stranger: EMBRYOS FTW
You: i bet a lot sooner
Stranger: i'm not a ho
You: screw embryos
Stranger: no thanks
You: i hate them
Stranger: not by YOU anyway
You: embryos suck
You: embryos are child molesters
Stranger: you are all of the above
You: :D
You: You know me well.
Stranger: i'm rising above your stupidity
Stranger: are you even english?
You: You mean to a higher level?
Stranger: yep
You: Wow,
Stranger: cos you're english sucks
You: so your saying you're stupider than me?
You: last time i checked, bitch, cos wasn't a word
Stranger: last time i checked, bitch is a female dog
You: and you're english sucks
Stranger: i'm an EMBRYO remember?
Stranger: oh wait.
You: should be
You: your
Stranger: you dont remember
Stranger: cos you're dumb
You: :O
You: oh im soooooo offended
You: bitch
Stranger: good
You: ho
Stranger: you should be
You: embryo
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i am so insulted
Stranger: NOT
You: you should be
You: excluding the NOT
Stranger: well. i'm sure you're a HIT with the ladies
Stranger: if this is how you treat every girl...
You: actually i am
You: i dont
You: but your a bitch
You: and a ho
You: and an embryo
Stranger: oh really? imaginary friends dont count
Stranger: well, don't i know it
You: i hope
Stranger: why are you even talking to me?
You: cuz its funny
Stranger: obviously extremely bored
Stranger: i sure am
Stranger: oh, so i'm funny?
Stranger: why thankyou
You: it's funny how stupid you sound.
Stranger: it's funny how stupid you ARE
You: It's funny how stupid your parents are.
You: I'm surprised they aren't retarded.
You: That's how stupid they are.
Stranger: you crossed the line...
You: Great
You: I'll grab my stuff.
Stranger: you dont have any stuff
You: My luggage.
You: duh
Stranger: err... NO
Stranger: if that is an innuendo
You: What were you implying?
Stranger: then you have no 'luggage'
Stranger: nothing
You: I bet you have a cock though.
You: Because you're a bitch
You: and a ho
You: and an embryo
You: Stupid cock sucking mother fucker.
Stranger: well. this has been a waste of 5 minutes of my life
Stranger: i need to go revise biology
You: More than 5
You: Good
Stranger: and learn about fetuses and embros
Stranger: *embryos
Stranger: it's true actually :)
Stranger: i have an exam tomorrow
You: I hope
Stranger: THREE exams
You: Maybe you wont be stupid anymore
Stranger: i'm not stupid
You: Like your mom and dad.
Stranger: you, on the other hand, ARE
Stranger: hahahah MOM
Stranger: you're american
Stranger: how unfortunate
You: Says who?
Stranger: says me
Stranger: says YOUR MUM
You: lol i LAUGH at the way you fuck farts spell "mom"
Stranger: england is WAAAY better than america
Stranger: we don't have stupid accents
You: SPELL
You: NOT SAY
Stranger: and our ex-president wasn't a retard
You: YOU FUCKERS SPELL "MOM" LIKE "MUM"
You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING LANGUAGE THAT YOU FUCKING MADE
Stranger: let me guess... you're a hobo
Stranger: from texas
You: YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SLURPING HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING FAG FART FUCKER!!!!
Stranger: who's pissing himself right now
You: I hate texas actually
Stranger: you need anger management
You: And i dont live there
Stranger: so do i.
Stranger: wow. we've found common ground
You: Common shit more like it
Stranger: never thought this would happen
You: Me neither
You: I met a fucktard on the internet.
You: How original
Stranger: so did i
Stranger: it was you
You: Wrong
You: you didn't
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you're a 90 year old pervert
Stranger: who has serious problems
Stranger: and needs to go to a mental institution
You: You know you're the one who started this shit.
Stranger: no, YOU are
You: WRONG
Stranger: you're the one who called me a 'fag'
Stranger: THAT IS WHAT STARTED IT
You: I'll wrap up the evidence.
You:
Stranger: i could tell
You: yeah
Stranger: :)
You: WOW thanks
Stranger: and you are a teenager
Stranger: due to the level of your immaturity
You: And your some bitch who thinks shes so cool on the internets.
Stranger: true
Stranger: Fuck Off Stranger
You: See
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]06:40PM[/editline]
[B]THIS PROVES HOW STUPID SOME PEOPLE ARE[/B]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My president is a nigger , Im obese and blond , who am I ?
You: African Neo-Nazi.
Stranger: an american.
Stranger: 0 point
You: Wow
You: an american?
You: are you for real?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a horny male!!
You: GREAT! NOW GTFO!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi u a girl?
You: hello there my little friend
You: no I'm the ice cream man
Stranger: yahhh
You: you want some ice?
Stranger: yahh :)
You: what type of ice cream do you want? *pedo face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there my little friend
Stranger: horny girl by any chancee?
You: no
You: just a horny ice cream man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there my little friend
Stranger: hello there my big friend
You: you want a ice cream *pedo face*
Stranger: yes!
You: I'm the ice cream man
You: what kind? *pedo face*
Stranger: i want chocolate, vanilla face:)
You: okey my little child *pedo face*
You: just come closer
You: I wont bite
Stranger: im closer.
You: *HAPS*
You: HAHAHAHHA
You: I'm gonna rape you
Stranger: ummmm disrespectful, wanna fuck
Stranger: Im so horny, like a unicorn
You: WTF!?
You: like a unicorn D:
You: dont say you are the Unicornman!
Stranger: Yup:)
You: OMG
You: dont use your superpowers :(
Stranger: i love cats too
You: OMG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
damn :'/
no rape today
Fucking epic godmoding.
You: Hey.
Stranger: what does sta mean?
You: hm
You: Status?
You: Anyways, are you ready to have sex now?
Stranger: ppl keep asking me that and i dont know what it means
You: Oh
You: Well, you ready?
Stranger: they go like
You: we can sta all night
You: No, I'm not concerned about the definition of sta right now.
Stranger: fine
You: Please answer my goddamn question or I'll fucking curbstomp your face in.
You: Okay.
You: Describe yourself.
Stranger: long dark hair, blue eyes..5ft 4...darkish skin...gets lighter during winter...idk...
Stranger: i just read what you said..
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Ooh, I <3 that
Stranger: wtf does curbstomp mean
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know, I haven't seen American History X yet.
You: Anyways
You: Let's continue.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Not important.
Stranger: yes it is
You: I have brown hair, blonde during summer, deep blue eyes, and am 5ft 9.
You: No it's not.
Stranger: i would laugh if your like some 100 year old dude
You: I am not 100.
Stranger: then 99
You: I am not 99.
You: I am younger than 40.
You: Let's continue.
Stranger: older than 30?
You: Yes.
Stranger: kk
You: You begin.
Stranger: with wat?
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: okay ..this is my first time here and i dont know that the fuck your talking about
You: I begin to grope your crotch area. You moan with delight. Almost immediately, your boyfriend walks in. In my iron fist, I crush your tits in the palm of my hand. You scream in pain. Suddenly, I wrench a screwdriver from the drawer and drive it into your skull. Somehow, you are still alive. I take a rolling pin and bash your legs over and over again, until one of your ankles break. There is a knife on the kitchen counter. I take it and stab you in the chest dozens of times, as you stumble into the living room. You crash into the glass table in the center, and go limp. Your boyfriend and I bag you up and dump you into the river.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Another epicly long one. Nothing is better than fake paranoia.
You: Bitch, you get down on your knees so I can bang you RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: dont tell me what to do!!
Stranger: :/
You: <3 u
Stranger: lol..my boyfriend would never do that btw
You: Yea he would. I know him
Stranger: of course you do...
You: I know Brad very well.
Stranger: his name is not brad.,,
You: It isn't?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: silly
You: Ohh, man, he's lying to you bigtime on this one. He is very good at that kind of stuff.
You: I'd stay away from him, he likes your kind, and that's not a good thing.
Stranger: he is not lying!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: no
You: Yeahh, that's what they all say. Sheesh, you're in deep shit.
Stranger: his name shane
Stranger: and no your wrong AGAIN!
You: Well
You: I wish you luck.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: ?
You: I hope he isn't as brutal as he was on the last killing :P
Stranger: he is not
You: He's damn good though; no one can catch him
Stranger: he is a sweet, funny guy and not a creep-o
You: Do you think if he was planning to do what he's going to do he would act sweet and funny?
You: I sure as hell don't.
Stranger: no cuz he wouldnt do it in the first place
You: You don't understand
You: He's a master at this stuff
Stranger: i understand perfectly
Stranger: WHAT STUFF?!?!
Stranger: i dont even know what we're talking about anymore
You: I won't continue, you need to get away quickly while you can
Stranger: ill call him right now...and he'll tell me the truth
You: I traced your IP and found through your local webhost that you're using Omegle to try and contact you.
You: I know it sounds weird, but I don't know what else to do.
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=OMEGLE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl please
You: 14/f/den
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how r u?
You: woah, asl first
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: I'm good
You: u
Stranger: i am good th x
Stranger: bored though
You: k
You: what are you doing now?
Stranger: nothing really
Stranger: u?
Stranger: just chatting with u
You: yeah :P
You: i'm chatting with you ;)
Stranger: lol:)
You: ;p
You: Aren't you a bit horny?
Stranger: no..well i can be if u want me to
You: oh yeag
You: yeah*
Stranger: all right then...i am
You: oh, already?
You: don't you want some cyberforeplay before or something?
Stranger: ok then
You: you have a pic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u/
You: [url]http://yfrog.com/58d09ee5e73ad28eb1c3c0cbfj[/url]
Stranger: u r cute
You: thx
You: how do you look?
Stranger: 6'2,dark hair, dark brown eyes
You: do you have that in meters?
Stranger: about 1.85-86
You: tall guy, me like
You: ;)
Stranger: how tall r u?
You: about 1.50
Stranger: ok
You: Ok, let's start cybering
Stranger: ok then...u start
You: I stand in the shower and wash my beautiful slim body
Stranger: i come thourgh the door and i see u naked
You: oh, behave
You: ;)
You: I go to you and start kissing you with tounge
You: Have you fallen asleep on your keyboard?
Stranger: i kiss u back with my tongue
You: mm
Stranger: no i am here
You: I touch your big muscles
Stranger: i start to feel ur beutufiul ass
You: mmm, it feels so good
Stranger: then i start to feel your big boobs
You: mm, i take my hand down to your pants and start to unbutton them
Stranger: i take your top off
Stranger: and then ur bra
You: mm yeah
You: i start titifucking you
Stranger: i start sucking ur big nipples
You: oh, you slender man
You: agile*
Stranger: i put my hand into ur trousers
You: mm
You: my pussy gets so wet
Stranger: then i take ur trousers off
Stranger: and ur panties
You: mmmm
Stranger: then i start feeling ur wet pussy
You: I start giving you a handjob
You: mm
Stranger: then i start licking ur wet pussy
You: mm, I cant take it anymore, stick it in quick
Stranger: then i stick my dick into ur wet pussy
You: mmm, it feels so good
Stranger: i start to fuck ur harder and harder
You: Suddenly, Snape comes into the room and his hair starts to grow
You: OH GOD THE HAIR IS SEVERAL METERS LONG
You: (This is so hot)
Stranger: who is snape?
Stranger: :d
You: The hair cover our bodies and he lifts us off the ground while whispering "Ten points from gryffindor"
You: And then he says "I was in sweeney todd you know, I sang great" and he starts singing Lady Gagas Pokerface
You: "Apapapapapapapokerface"
Stranger: i continue to fuck ur harder while he sings poker face
You: And whispers in to your ear "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your discostick"
You: I singalong to Snape's pokerface
You: "CAN WE FLY, CAN WE FLY, BUT WE CAN READ POKERFACE"
You: APPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPOKERFACE
You: SING MAN
Stranger: poker faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: I look into your face and say "Does he look like a bitch" while Snape masturbates vigorously
Stranger: who the fuck is Snape?
You: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH?! He's in Harry Potter
You: He's hot
Stranger: he is gay
Stranger: i don't like him
You: But he masturbates vigorously, how can you not like that?
Stranger: ohh nooo
You: It looks like Snape is ready to cum
You: Oh NO, it's spraying all over the room
You: OH; IT'S SO STICKYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: u can go and lick the cum off the floor if u want
You: NOOO, IT HARDENS AND IT IS SHUTTING US IN IN A COCOON!
You: I'M STUUUUUCK
Stranger: come on babe suck my big dick
You: I CAN'T WE ARE SEPERATED BY A TWO DECIMETER THICK WAAAAAAALL
Stranger: i will make a hole in the wall so u can suck it from there
You: YOU CAAAAN'T, IT IS HARDER THAN DIAMOOOOOOOND
You: (This is so hot)
You: (Don't you think it is?
You: )
Stranger: i do
You: ;)
You: I'M SUFFOCATING, THERE ISN'T AN AIRHOOOOOOOOLE
You: *I pass out*
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: I wake up "why didn't you save my you fucktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
You: *I died*
Stranger: r u there?
You: *I'm dead cuz you didn't save me fucktard*
Stranger: i did save u
You: *No you certainley did not*
Stranger: yes i did
You: *No*
Stranger: yes i did...come and suck my dick now and u will be happy
You: *Are you in to necrophilia?*
Stranger: do u wanna suck my dick or not???cuz i have to go
You: *No, I cannot, I'm dead*
Stranger: no u r not
You: *You can put your dick in my mouth if you want*
Stranger: sure
You: *Creep*
Stranger: wake upppppppppp
You: *I'm dead*
Stranger: no u r not
You: *Yes I am*
Stranger: noooooo
You: *yes*
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooo
You: *yes*
Stranger: fuck u then
You: *then do it you creep*
Stranger: u got msn?
You: *Why do you ask a dead person that?
Stranger: just stop that dead thing
You: *But I am dead*
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Bad conversation
You: STAR
Stranger: MOON
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: ICE
You: RAMIREZ COVER OUR FLANK
Stranger: PIRATE SHIP
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR RAMIREZ KFC CHAINSAW
Stranger: FRIED CHICKEN
You: STAY FROSTY
You: OSCAR MIKE
You: WESTBOUND INCOMING MECHA SUITS
Stranger: MILLER LIGHT
Stranger: WEED
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: SHOOT UP
Now to Asplain this shit, it is a MW2 Reference it should go something like this if it works right.
You:STAR
Stranger:TEXAS
You:OPEN FIRE
Stranger: Omg I love modern warfare 2
You: TAKING FIRE FALLING BACK RAMIREZ DO SHIT
As you can see if tehy fidn out it is a MW2 Reference you are supposed to say taking fire
[quote]Stranger: i continue to fuck ur harder while he sings poker face[/quote]
I love how the guy continued to roleplay while dancing around your freaky and sudden changes in it.
[editline]12:19AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=The Asplainer;19676116]Bad conversation
You: STAR
Stranger: MOON
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: ICE
You: RAMIREZ COVER OUR FLANK
Stranger: PIRATE SHIP
You: RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT CHOPPER WITH YOUR RAMIREZ KFC CHAINSAW
Stranger: FRIED CHICKEN
You: STAY FROSTY
You: OSCAR MIKE
You: WESTBOUND INCOMING MECHA SUITS
Stranger: MILLER LIGHT
Stranger: WEED
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: SHOOT UP
Now to Asplain this shit, it is a MW2 Reference it should go something like this if it works right.
You:STAR
Stranger:TEXAS
You:OPEN FIRE
Stranger: Omg I love modern warfare 2
You: TAKING FIRE FALLING BACK RAMIREZ DO SHIT
As you can see if tehy fidn out it is a MW2 Reference you are supposed to say taking fire[/QUOTE]
you seem to have forgotten HUA HUE HUA HUE HUA HUE
You: Surprise buttsex!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: OUCH
Stranger: damnit, I was an anal virgin
You: HA
You: YOU GOT AIDS
Stranger: =,(
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: FUCK YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES
You: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO TASTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: asl
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP I ASKED YOU A QUESITON
You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: same to you
You: yeah I like waffles
You: but do you?
Stranger: ya
You: thats fine then
You: goodbye
You have disconnected.
You: What is your opinion on the waffle infestation?
Stranger: the more the merrier
Stranger: as long as that fucking french toast keeps its ass out of the way
You: HELL YEAH!
You: *high five*
Stranger: *returns high five*
Stranger: horny girl up for phone sex from the USA?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 63 / Male / Russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you are yourself, then be yourself or otherwise be me
Stranger: im myself; but how do i be you?!
You: be me as in yourself not me because yourself cannot be me
Stranger: a bit confuzing there but alright
You: otherwise... BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
Stranger: i got the concept
Stranger: hahaha
You: I am from the planet vulcan
You: I have stolen ur laz0rz
Stranger: im from Mars
Stranger: we are not the same i am a martian
You: -scary epic music-
Stranger: haha
You: you must be... THE BORG
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im a borg with a footlong DICK, BIOTCH! FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!
You: That is no way to speak to a vulcan lower species
Stranger: i see
You: Get back to the kitchen bitch
Stranger: i apologize
Stranger: lol go mow my lawn
You: You do it
Stranger: im too lazy
You: I must practise speaking whatever language we vulcans speak
Stranger: alright!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hailo
Stranger: how are you
You: Doing fine why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wut was that all about? I bet he was a sensitive fella...
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18,m,uk -u?
You: 18,m,uk i live in ireland
Stranger: gay?
You: depends
You: if fapping to furry gay porn is considered gay
You: u?
Stranger: yup
You: u furry?
You: srsly?
Stranger: not really
You: oh well
You: straight?
Stranger: gay
You: oh okay
You: im cool with that
You: do you have anything against furrys?
Stranger: u furry?
You: sure i dress up like an animal
You: and fap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
AND AGAIN
This is genius <333
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16/M/Finland
You: 18/F/UK
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: ?
You: Isabella Wozniacat
Stranger: nice name
You: Don´t laugh, my granpas name
You: He was a golddigger in klondyke
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: you know what klondyke is right?
Stranger: yes
You: okay good
You: are you straight, bi or gay?
Stranger: straight
You: okay me too
You: but i find lesbian porn nice though
Stranger: niceeee :D
You: thanks ;D
You: you´re underage how do you know about naught words?
You: naughty*
Stranger: of course i know them :O
You: you should be cleaning your room and taking out the trash
Stranger: i hear them every where in finland
You: yeah they come at night and they SPY at you
You: you know the government is spying on you, right?
You: lesbians is just a decoy
You: they want you to believe theyre lesbians
You: but theyre really agents working for the finnish government
Stranger: im screwed
You: yes of course
You: so stop watching porn
Stranger: huo
Stranger: my friend ..
You: they can kill you for that you know
Stranger: :o
You: hugo chavez?
You: he ur friend?
Stranger: no :D
Stranger: hes pretty idiot
You: why?
You: he likes gay porn?
Stranger: yes.. and he is chees ball.. and ones he ran naked outside..
You: ew
You: do you like to eat smegma?
Stranger: no..
You: why not?
You: tasty
Stranger: i never tasted it i think i never will
You: oh well i dont like it neither
You: hey do you play gmod?
You: or any steam game?
Stranger: i play 5street
You: okay nice i play it too
Stranger: do u have a facebook, i wana see ur face
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: sure
You: i use this mirror to facebook [url]http://www.lastmeasure.com[/url]
You: its faster
You: it redirects you to facebook
Stranger: ok
You: just copy the url and paste it in your browser
Stranger: whats ur e-mail? i can give mine if you give yours
You: okay
Stranger: [email]joonas_tolppanen@hotmail.com[/email]
You: oh wait i only have steam
You: i dont use email for anything
Stranger: ok
You: i thought you meant msn
You: sorry
You: you have steam?
Stranger: no
You: okay
You: add me on msn
Stranger: ok
You: adding you now brb
Stranger: ok
You: i cant log on for some reason
You: damn
Stranger: :(
You: DAMNNN !!!! !111
Stranger: ?
You: STEAM CRASSHSHHEHSADIHOIPNMHAPNHWA
Stranger: omg
You: sorry im just pissed right now
Stranger: thats ojk
Stranger: ok*
You: i was playing and it crashed
You: i didnt save !!!1
You: fuuuuck1 *!kr3poi
Stranger: :/
You: i hate this crap p1joifdsdsajdsa
You: 11*!¤#"!"
You: sorry i just tend to bang the keyboard when im really pissed
Stranger: ok :DE
Stranger: i do that sometimes too..
You: then i calm down and suddenly i just get really mad agasadohdsouf0708feq098uq09u31rpij
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: my friend wants to that do u have big boobs
Stranger: im sorry for that
You: i dont know
You: depens on who youre askong
You: asking*
Stranger: ok
You: ok started steam again
Stranger: ok
You: spijdjafy fuufufuufuuck it wont log on this big crap
Stranger: :D
You: SOIUAOIJDSAOIJDSAFUUUUUUC K
Stranger: ur mad ?
Stranger: :)
You: IT SAS MY USERNMAE IS WORRRQ ´DSAHDSAOIH½11
You: no im calm
Stranger: :D
You: also if youre wondering, i have ADHD
Stranger: tykkääkkö nää luumukiisselistä?
You: so dont get mad at me please
You: i go in a special class at school
You: isnt fun
Stranger: ok
You: all the other says im a pshycho
Stranger: ok
You: do you think i am?
Stranger: :/
Stranger: no
You: thanks
Stranger: sorry, i gtg friends are going nuts i gotta kick their ass cya
You: no dont go
You: i dont have anything other to do
You: ralph pls stay
Stranger: mmm...
Stranger: u got msn?
You: no it wont log on 1ji1jdsahsaohdaohaoidh07er21hd V
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i have to go now friends are asking to come out
Stranger: cya
You: NO FUKSAKJDS8SDUDSA
You: i think im gonna cut myself
Stranger: :o
You: in the overarm
Stranger: omg
You: its actually relieving
You: i forgot about all my sorrow when i do that
Stranger: my friend smokes to forget hes pronlem
Stranger: problems*
You: okay
Stranger:
You: what does he smoke?
You: weed?
Stranger: yeah weed and red LM
Stranger: good bye naughty bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: my dick is hard now
You: mine too
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Smelly Rapist.
This was on chatroulette. I was streaming a webcam video
[QUOTE]> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: sexy girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: could you show me more?
Stranger: U R so sexy
Stranger: beautiful
Stranger: could you leave me your e mail address?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: show me more
Stranger: U R so beautiful
Stranger: an angel face
Stranger: hey~~ sexy gial
Stranger: wow
Stranger: give me more
Stranger: U make me hot
Stranger: wow
Stranger: don't put on it ~
Stranger: your body is so sexy
Stranger: show me~okay?
Stranger: i need you
Stranger: more ~
Stranger: you make me crazy
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: i think i fall in love with you
Stranger: you attrack me .....
Stranger: give me ~
Stranger: wow!!
Stranger: more more...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: U Rfunny
Stranger: ha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: could you give me your phone number?
Stranger: or e-mail..
Stranger: i can't leave from you from now on
Stranger: show me more...
Stranger: haha~
Stranger: you make me crazy.
Stranger: i want you..
Stranger: wow wow
Stranger: wowoww
Stranger: be careful
Stranger: don't drop from it
Stranger: ha~
Stranger: show me more `~
Stranger: sexy girl?
Stranger: i need you
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: i am hot..
Stranger: i need you
Stranger: wow!!!!!!
Stranger: that seems delicious
Stranger: can i touch it
Stranger: i want you
Stranger: U Rso beautiful.....
Stranger: come on~baby
Stranger: wow
Stranger: woww
Stranger: i need more
Stranger: drop it..
Stranger: i want ..
Stranger: that 's too crazy
Stranger: i want to taste it
Stranger: wow!!
Stranger: show me more
Stranger: do you want me
Stranger: i love you more than anyone
Stranger: sexy giel
Stranger: show me your body
Stranger: more more
Stranger: i need you..
Stranger: i can't live without youo
Stranger: please,leave me your address
Stranger: i want to see you every night
Stranger: giveme
Stranger: can i hear you
Stranger: i want
Stranger: drop it
Stranger: please
You: video has ended..please go to the next cam
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i can't believe this is a video
> Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...[/QUOTE]
best one yet: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ANUS
You: Hey
You: PENIS
Stranger: faggot
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: are you black
You: No
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: au revoir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to the omegle created movie presentation...The Stranger and You.
[QUOTE]
You: who are you?
Stranger: i am everyone and no one
You: then you must know something good
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i would
You: have you ever committed a crime?
Stranger: definition of a crime?
You: as in a bad action that got involved with local authorities or even national
Stranger: what about intergalactic?
You: well i guess that would also occur under crimes
You: if it was one
You: now answer
You: yes or no
Stranger: no
Stranger: because i'm a good person
You: do you drink alchohol?
Stranger: but then define good
Stranger: no
You: wait
You: godd as in the current society's definition of good
You: good*
You: would that make you good?
Stranger: i suppose
You: yes or no
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: do you do drugs?
Stranger: no
You: have you ever lived on a train?
Stranger: no
You: have you ever seen a hobo in a yellow coat
Stranger: maybe, its probably in the subconscious somewhere
You: think hard also on his location
You: it could save hundreds of people
Stranger: i'm talking over the last 20 years of remembering
You: yes anytime is good
Stranger: fine... i saw him last saturday
You: where?
Stranger: downtown
You: good
Stranger: outside a bank
You: crap hes closer than we thought
You: im an investigator
Stranger: sure sure
Stranger: lets see some ID
You: tryinng to find the yellow coated hobo
You: you really think ill just show you my id over the internet?
Stranger: yes
You: my cover will be blown!
You: WAIT
You: you
Stranger: i'm not going
You: YOU ARE THE HOBO
You: you little yellow hobo
Stranger: i have a house
You: youre under arrest you old cretin
Stranger: oh noes
You: a train aint a house
Stranger: please dont hurt nw
Stranger: wait a minute
You: dont act innocent your tricks wont work on me
Stranger: i have jedi mind powers
You: you killed poor jimmy
You: i know you do
You: thats why i am prepared
Stranger: with what?
You: your high intellect gave you away
You: haha! i made myself have high intellect too!
You: i am no longer weak minded
Stranger: but what you dont know is i'm your father
Stranger: thats where you get the intellect from
You: no thats not true
You: GET AWAY
You: PUT YUR HANDS UP
You: I HAVE A GUN
Stranger: i have a bigger gun
You: LOOK! i still have your pizza cutter scar! where you tired to dig your pizza cutter into my forehead
You: your pizza cutter is no match for a bullet
Stranger: wanna bet?
Stranger: try me
You: no...
Stranger: why not
You: we dont need to fight i already called backup
You: just give up now
You: all of this can be solved with little bloodshed
You: lets go. NOW!
Stranger: fine
Stranger: i'll escape though
Stranger: wait a minute...
Stranger: i wanted bloodshed
You: no
You: im here
You: so it wont be possible
Stranger: what if i kill the person in front of me
You: what person?
Stranger: this person
You: who is this?
You: ANOTHER HOBO?
You: NO
You: there can only be one yelow coated hobo!
You: this cant be possible
Stranger: nah too many people
Stranger: the odds
Stranger: you got to do the calculations man!
You: why do you do this?
You: kill many innocents
You: why do you kil them?
Stranger: for teh lulz
You: you sick man
You: i hope you get a taste of your own medicine
Stranger: nah the justice system doesnt do that
You: i can escape
You: backup is almost here
Stranger: not where i come from
Stranger: backup will never arrive
Stranger: they're being paid by me
You: no...
You: YOU LIE
You: GET AWAY
Stranger: what do i have to gain by lying
You: just let me go...
Stranger: i didnt say you couldnt
You: well then
You: ill get out of your way and leave
Stranger: okay then
You: wait whos this?
You: the police?
You: theyre here
Stranger: ya
Stranger: from the beginning
You: we will see whos telling the truth now
You: police!
You: get him
You: go
You: get him now!
You: why arent...
You: you little devil
You: your controlling them rent you
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: there's only one way out
Stranger: fight to the death
You: fine
You: nemesis
Stranger: you choose weapons
You: we will go with fists
You: i am no match for your pizza cutter
Stranger: but fists are boring
You: well then im going to shoot you
You: *shoots*
Stranger: *hits heart*
You: well how about that
You: you didnt even touch me
You: and now your going to die
You: you little scum
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: i probably had it coming somewhere down the line
You: what you did to jimmy will never repay him
You: *grabs pizza cutter*
You: now its time for your own medicine
Stranger: fucking hurry up
You: *sticks pizza cutter into his forehead and cuts it open*
Stranger: thats not gonna kill me
You: well thats how you killed everyone else
You: am i doing it wrong?
Stranger: meh
Stranger: yes you're doing it wrong!
You: forget this im just gonna shoot you!
You: I dont need to be a monstwer like you
You: *shoots*
You: you inhuman bastard
Stranger: ...dead
Stranger: and fade to credits
[/QUOTE]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sigh
You: lie
You: pie
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You: m
Fucker, I just wanted to rhyme.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: RAWR
Stranger: Rawr
You: ass sea and land
You: RawR
You: raWR
Stranger: Stop saying rawr
You: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline, please take a seat
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: I have taken a seat there happy?
You: Did you know that girl is only 14 years old.
Stranger: Wich???
Stranger: girl
You: Run while we can, even so this is a fake tv show, the cops are awaiting outside to capture you, your surrounded.
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: I am getting arrested
Stranger: ??????
You: Ha haha, your on candid camera, look at the camera and laugh out loud
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: laying you down by the fire.
Stranger: oh yeaa
You: You smell hot....wait, what's that smell?
You: shit shit, get some water
Stranger: i dunno wat is it??
Stranger: am burning?
You: burning like hell, more like it, let me cool you down with this. Starts pissing on you
Stranger: aww yur nice
Stranger: lol
You: It's what I do with all my victims.
You: :smug:
Stranger: den wah ar yhu gona do?
You: Raep tiem!
You: I'll go get my goat
Stranger: okay ;)
You: *blank screen not work safe goat sequence activated*
You: GOAT SCENE UNLOCKED!!!
Stranger: ? huh ?
You: MOOTHERFOOKING PRAWNS
Stranger: gud luck
yur a freak
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[quote]
Stranger: Are you:
A: A girl looking for a guy.
B: A girl looking for a girl.
C: A guy looking for a girl.
D: A guy looking for a guy.
You: I AM FULL OF RAGE
You: AND MAD
You: MY BROTHER SAW ME FAPPING
Stranger: win
You: No srs this aint that shit win thinggy
You: and goddamn i tried to hide porn and fast scrolled down and there was furry porn and i were like ;'d
You: afajsfasjsagagagsggasagsbkasgnagskagpo
You: and i super fast hided my cock inside my pants and were like nothingwould happen
You: what should i do
You: HAVE ANY ADVICES
You: ?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Catch him fapping
You: well i have seen him lookin at porn
You: and i dont know was he fapping
Stranger: Probably
You: what?
You: oh
You: ...
You: well fuck that dick head
You: hes playing 24/7 wow allready
You: what a dick
Stranger: xD
You: and i am watching porn 24/7
You: at school at home[/quote]
Maybe i am just odd.
Turns out we hate americans more than they hate us
Stranger: hi
You: Hiya ^^
You: How you doin?
Stranger: im doing good my last class just finished up
You: Ah
You: WHat country are you in then?
Stranger: USA
You: So what grade?
Stranger: freshman in college
You: Ah
You: I'm in the Uk here :S
You: Do you hate english people as much as they say you do
You: D:
Stranger: i dont hate english people and i dont know to many peope who do
You: Ah good
You: Because 90% of us hate you guys
You: :D
Stranger: oh excellent
Yup, we should make a FUEL out of hating them
OK this girl is just... strange.
Stranger: hey!
You: Hey wazzap?
You: I have a questionnaire
Stranger: what is your question?
You: Is it douchey to take your best friend's ex girlfriend?
Stranger: no.
You: Yesitis
Stranger: ok then y did u ask me/
Stranger: ?
You: Because you're wrong, and you need correction.
Stranger: ok well thank u!
Stranger: y u sooo mean?
You: You're pretty
Stranger: thank u!!!
You: You're a girl?
Stranger: yes. r u?
You: No. You're brunette
Stranger: umm i am a girl! r u a boy?
You: Yes. I mean you're blonde
Stranger: umm no i have brown/blonde hair
You: That makes sense.=P Is it douchey if one of your gal pals takes your ex boyfriend if HE broke up with you?
Stranger: ok then... wellllll ok sorry then....?
You: Sorry about what you silly goose?
Stranger: i dont know... umm everything...i say sorry allot
You: Are you between the ages of 13 and 16?
Stranger: yes. r u?
Stranger: i am 15
You: Knew it. Yes I am. Are you around... 100 pounds?
Stranger: umm lighter. but yes close
You: Knew it. Are your eyes... Hm... Blue? Green? Brown? This is difficult.
Stranger: hazel/brown
You: DANGIT lemme see...
You: What timezone?
Stranger: 9:31 p.m.
Stranger: what color r your eyes?
You: Eastern!!! =D Mine are brown. Do you live in the rural South? =P
Stranger: no. haha i live in the u.s.a
Stranger: if thats what u mean
You: Er I mean like the South? Or the Northeast?
You: South being the Bible Belt.
Stranger: i live in ohio in the u,s,a
You: The Midwest.
Stranger: west/north
You: Wanna be best fwiends?
Stranger: yes!!!!! haha ok. do u live in u.s.a
Stranger: ???????????/
You: Florida
Stranger: oh. close to me kinda!!!!
You: Kind of.=P
You: What's your name? Heather?
Stranger: haha ok then. r u talking about a heather that is on the baton team?
You: What? No. What's your name? We gotta be facebook buddies.
Stranger: haha i am hayleigh! and hun i dont have a facebook.sorry got it tooken down
You: WHY
Stranger: cuz of things.......just things....thats all just things
You: What did you do?o_o Myspace
Stranger: got all that tooken down.....sorry
Stranger: i did some things
You: With a boy or alcohol?
Stranger: someone i was chating with was smoking anddd......ya
You: Psh so?=P
Stranger: mom thought i was doing drugs and having sex
You: Were you?
Stranger: umm. not that much......haha not that much.
You: Sorry. That was not an apropos question. So besides being landlocked, you have no means of social communication/
You: ?
Stranger: no sorry
You: =(
You: Aim.
Stranger: sorry hun
You: E-mail.
Stranger: yes. but i dont want to give it out haha
You: Heheh you're just afraid I'm a pedophile.=P
Stranger: yes that is tru hun!
You: How can I prove that I'm not!=P
Stranger: i am afraid i am gonnuh get raped again. i am sorry but i have been raped sooo much.lol
You: Errr
Stranger: u cant prove anything sorry
You: Whoa
You: Either you're a liar or...<_<
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: Liar
Stranger: i am sorrrrrrrrrrrrry
Stranger: luv u!!! haha
You: Well all right then just don't give me information.=P
Stranger: i am sorry and we can still chat for a while!
You: Heheh all right. Teenage boys are just as threatening as forty year olds, you know.=P
Stranger: hun u sound sooo hot rite now
You: Why?<_<
Stranger: cuz. u r making me horny.haha plz dont disconnect
You: Ummm
You: How the hell am I making you horny?
Stranger: i dont know just cuzz u r
You: All right well wow I'm pretty sure you're a'lyin' about that but okay whatever floats your boat, I guess
Stranger: haha umm how do u think i am lying?
You: I don't think that typing on the computer can turn a raped girl on is all.<_<
Stranger: hun i have only been raped about 2 times sooo. well u still r
You: My gut is telling me you're not a thin 15 year old but a spy sent out by... Idk. To Catch a Predator.<_<'
Stranger: i am not that skinny and umm i am 15 well i think
You: Heheh you're definitely by no means who you say you are.=P C'mon. Don't bullshit me.
Stranger: i am not. how old do u really think i am?
You: I have no idea you could be a ten year old kid fucking with me for all I know.
The full conversation is much longer and much weirder, if anyone is interested.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: aye
You: talk bitch
You: whoop
You: s
You: my bad
Stranger: What's doing?
You: me
You: and you
You: baby
Stranger: Oh really?
You: yes
You: are you enjoying?
Stranger: not really
You: let me change your mind
You: how about now
Stranger: nope
You: ok we reverse
You: are you enjoy now?
Stranger: sure
You: thats good
You: i enjoy too
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me and a friend were bored
It's two hours long
[code]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: are u a girl?
Stranger: no
You: :(
You: what are u then?
Stranger: a lady
You: oh, nice :)
Stranger: what r u
You: a woman
Stranger: ok
You: wanna hang out?
Stranger: why were you looking for a girl?
You: i like girls
You: and pizza
Stranger: i like pizza
Stranger: lol
You: great!
You: what else do u like?
Stranger: we should hang out
Stranger: go shopping online together
You: yeah!
You: totally
Stranger: i like surfers
You: oh
Stranger: and beckham
You: they're hot
You: he's not hot :(
Stranger: i must admit i have been tempted to try a girl before
You: what don't u try it?
You: *why
Stranger: i dont know - scared of being turned down i guess
Stranger: and being embarred
You: why is that
Stranger: embarressed
You: i love being turned on!
Stranger: really
You: yeah!
Stranger: what things turn u on
You: surfers, india, pizza, alec baldwin and girlf ofc
You: i mean girls
You: sorry
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: so r u bi?
You: yeah,i guess
Stranger: have you had sex with girls and boys?
You: yes
Stranger: whats it like with a girl?
You: it's totally different
You: it's not so rough
You: it's more sensitive
Stranger: i like soft sex
You: yea, me too
Stranger: how old r u
You: u really should try it with a girl sometime
You: 28
You: u?
Stranger: maybe one day
Stranger: im 28 too???
You: oh my god!
Stranger: we must be the oldest two girls on here
You: we have so much in common
You: probably
Stranger: i think we probably do
Stranger: apart from alec baldwin
Stranger: he creeps me out
Stranger: i dont really know what anyone sees in him
You: he's a bit older
You: he got some experience u know
You: and he seems cosy
Stranger: hes also got a beer gut
You: true...
You: but that's just more to love
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whatever floats your boat
You: what do u want i a man?
Stranger: what kind of girls do you like?
You: mid-twenties, brunettes, and pretty tall
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: 5 9 - brunette
Stranger: i hope you like shoulder lenght hair
You: sure
Stranger: could we try something
You: sure
Stranger: tell me what its like with another woman
Stranger: what would u do to me?
You: gently stroke your hair, kiss your soft lips and then slowly move down...
Stranger: what do you look like
You: blond, 5.4, pretty short hair
Stranger: who do you look like
You: u mean like a celebrity?
Stranger: yeah
You: hmm
You: kinda like a blond jennifer love hewitt but with shorter hair i guess
Stranger: wow
Stranger: shes really attractive
Stranger: do you have her figure too - she has an amazing body
You: yeah, almost
You: i try
Stranger: crikey
Stranger: i think you could tempt me
You: oh
You: nice
Stranger: do u have a picture online
You: no, sorry
Stranger: what would u do to seduce me
You: let me think
You: what do u like?
Stranger: tenderness
You: u like maybe a nice dinner or something?
Stranger: that sounds nice
Stranger: i like french food
You: what kind of french food?
Stranger: any
You: hmm
You: okey
You: where do u live?
Stranger: sydney
You: oh,australia
You: nice
You: i love australia
Stranger: where r u?
You: italy
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i love italy
You: great!
Stranger: ive been many times
You: nice
You: where in italy?
Stranger: all over
You: cool
Stranger: urbino - turin - florence - milan - como - rome -
Stranger: where do you live
You: milan?! i live there
Stranger: wow
You: u should come here again :)
Stranger: yes
You: u got a boyfriend or something?
Stranger: not right now
You: ok
You: then u should totally come here so we can meet
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whats your name
You: bianca
You: yours?
Stranger: sarah
You: what are your intrests?
Stranger: i like the beach
Stranger: guys
Stranger: music
You: what kind of music?
You: i like the beach aswell
You: to bad its far from me :(
Stranger: i like mgmt
Stranger: the kook
Stranger: vampire weekend
Stranger: kooks
You: oh, cool
You: i like the old school rock
You: like the beatles and rolling stones
Stranger: i like them too
You: you do?!
Stranger: everyone like the beatles and the stone
Stranger: s
You: true
You: we got so much in common
Stranger: we have its scary
You: yeah
You: we're like soulmates or something
Stranger: yes
You: what do u work with?
Stranger: im a teacher
You: which grade?
Stranger: all primary
You: what ages are the kids? like 7-16?
Stranger: 5 - 11
Stranger: what do you do
You: ah, ok
You: which subjects?
You: i'm a store clerk
You: at H&M
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i loved h&m when iw as in europe
You: u don't have it in australia?
Stranger: no:(
You: ah, too bad...
You: in which subjects to you teach?
Stranger: everything
Stranger: but i specialise in maths
You: what kind of math?
Stranger: the number kind
You: like addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?
Stranger: yes
You: nice
Stranger: and place value - measurement - angles etc
You: cool
You: what are u doing right now?
Stranger: im watching a video
You: a movie?
Stranger: kind of
You: what do u mean? :)
Stranger: im watching porn
Stranger: you got me thinking
You: so you mean like girl porn?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: do u like it?
Stranger: yes ido actually
You: nice
You: u see something u wanna do yourself?
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: it looks lik fun
You: perhapsu should try it some day then?
Stranger: id need to find the right girl
You: what about me?
Stranger: its a long way to italy
You: true...
Stranger: we could do something on here
You: hmm, i'm not sure
Stranger: ok
You: don't worry
You: u'll find the right girl some day! :)
Stranger: maybe
You: i promise
Stranger: thank
Stranger: look im actually a guy
Stranger: would u like to cyber
You: me 2
Stranger: i thought so
You: where do you live for real?
Stranger: sydney
You: really?
Stranger: yep
You: alright
Stranger: u?
You: sweden
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: where
You: gothenburg
Stranger: i hooked upwith a girl from there once
Stranger: she was lovely
Stranger: jennifer
You: yeah,the swedish girls are the best
Stranger: :)
You: well
You: it was fun talking to u ;)
You: sarah
Stranger: thanks bianca
You: :)
Stranger: you dirty lesbo
You: u're the one to talk :P
Stranger: touche
Stranger: good luck hunting fella
You: thanks
You: u too
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hey\
You: hi
Stranger: Whats up?
You: nothin you?
Stranger: Mah cock. haha
You: :|
You: Emily Brownip I know this is you.
Stranger: Wtf?
Stranger: Good guess but ive never even heard that fucking name :P
You: Yeah sure.
You: That is what they all say.
You: Right before I pump em' fulla lead!
You: *shotgun cocks*
You: *shotgun shoots*
You: Keep the change, you filthy animal.
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[QUOTE=NanoXax67;19613938]:siren:[B]PLEASE READ THIS[/B]:siren:[/QUOTE]
I liked the first one.
warning, heavy rain spoilers follow:
You: Good Evening.
Stranger: OH GOOD DAY TO YOU
Stranger: By the way, I'm in a cuddly mood.
Stranger: Apologies in advance.
Stranger: It's going to happen.
You: Thats..intresting
Stranger: :D
You: The names Scott Shelby.. how about you?
Stranger: I'll just stick with going by Adrian.
You: nice to meet you adrian
Stranger: Back at you, Scott.
Stranger: So. How's life?
You: Not bad, a little depressing, with all the constant rain were getting at the moment
Stranger: D'aw. I love rain.
Stranger: And snow.
Stranger: Most of the stuff that's considered 'bad' weather.
You: this is some real heavy rain though.
You: anyway, what do you do for a living adrian?
Stranger: Well, I'm a student aspiring to be a musician.
You: its a noble goal.
Stranger: Appreciate the encouragement.
You: Personally, Im a private eye
You: working on a personal case at the moment, but Im taking some time off for the night
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Sounds like a fun/rewarding profession.
You: it can be. lets just say it has its moments. both good and bad
Stranger: I believe it.
You: so, what do you do with your free time?
Stranger: Play aforementioned music, listen to aforementioned music, discuss aformentioned music
Stranger: play vidya games, tackle and proceed to cuddle random people
You: Hah, seam like a musical guy. Im a big arts fan to. Origami is my personal favourite
Stranger: Ooh, cool.
You: you got any siblings?
Stranger: A sister.
You: Thats great... I use to have a brother..
You: he died about 30 years ago... we were only kids
Stranger: Aw, I'm sorry. I sort of think I know where this is going.
You: How so?
Stranger: The, uh, death thing.
Stranger: I'm sorry to hear that.
You: Thanks... means a lot...
You: worst part is, if my dad wasnt such a drunken asshole, my brother would still be alive.
Stranger: Jesus, that doesn't sound good.
You: we use to live on a construction site... he chased us out the house one day when he was drunk. we went of to play and he fell in a hole about 6 inches deep, filled with rainwater and got his foot stuck.
You: I tried to get my dad to help, telling him that he was going to die... all he could say was "Good, one less greedy mouth to feed"
Stranger: dear god
You: little to stay, I was taken from my parents and adopted afterwards. never saw that asshole again
You: but stuff like that...can mess you up.
Stranger: ..Hug?
You: No thanks... although..I do have something to confess. that might help
You: gotta promise you wont think any less of me though
Stranger: Of course not.
You: well... I really wanted to find out, if there was a father out there, that would have acted diffrently.. if there is such a thing as a father, who is willing to sacrifice everything to save their child.
You: So..I kinda... kidnapped some kids. And hid them in a hold in a factory, during the rainy season, where they would drown after about 4 days. then I sent origami figures with trials on them to the parents of said kids, these trails would test if such parents exist.
You: 8 Kids dead so far, and still no luck. Im beginning to give up hope.
Stranger: Oh, hey, why does this so-
Stranger: ORIGAMI KILLER
Stranger: FOUND YOU AT LAST
Stranger: GOD
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: DAMN YOU
Stranger: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
Stranger: BOYO
Stranger: OHOHOH
You: WELL
Stranger: ..PRESSIn' X
Stranger: WHERE'S MY GUN
You: SHIT
You: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH SON
Stranger: AH HAH
Stranger: THERE YOU GO
Stranger: PRESSIN' CIRCLE
Stranger: OH SHIT THAT'S RELOAD
You: HA
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: SHIT
You: NOW YOU FALL INTO THE METAL GRINDER
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: fuckin'
Stranger: WELL FUCKING PLAYED
You: Thank you
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Stranger: HOLY CORN BUCKETS BATMAN.
You: :O
Stranger: O:!!!
You: I SEE IT ROBIN!
You: LETS GET IT BEFORE THE JOKER USES IT!
Stranger: QUICKLY
Stranger: BOARD THE BAT ROFLCOPTER!
You: DA DA DA DA DA DUM!
You: *ZOOMS IN AND OUT*
You: NICE WORK ROBIN
Stranger: THANKS BATMAN. *dies*
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