• Omegle V2
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me: I like pie stranger: What? me: I like cake stranger: Are you high? me: I like cock stranger disconnected me: AHAHAHA person #2: Oh that was priceless
The video one is so much fun then this. :buddy:
very weird people there [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im a male slave 20 looking for a mistress to worship and serve, [email]hornyforyu@hotmail.co.uk[/email] i also have a webcam You: ok Stranger: asl? You: OVER NINE THOUSAAANDDD Stranger: ? You: ??? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helloo You: hi Stranger: maale or female? You: maale Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: barney is a dinasour Stranger: but the thing is, the guy is black You: i know Stranger: how cool is that ? You: wtf Stranger: and baby bop has a blanket You: very coool Stranger: and bj has a cap!! You: wow Stranger: isn't that amazing? You: that's very amazing Stranger: I dont think I can ever get tired of barney You: who is barney Stranger: Barney the purple dinasour You: ?? Stranger: Barney is a dinasour~ You: ok Stranger: do you like barney ? Stranger: ohh.. I like power rangers Stranger: the red ranger is mine!! You: i like teletubbies Stranger: i like ninja turtles You: i like them too Stranger: i like powerpuff girls You: i HATE them You: i want to eat a cow Stranger: i want to eat a rooster You: i ate one yesterday Stranger: how big was the rooster ? Stranger: noo.. don't tell me Stranger: let's keep it as a mystery You: ok Stranger: did u have it fried ? You: no Stranger: then how did you have it ? You: it was under my bed, then i just ate it Stranger: tasty You: yes Stranger: alive and bloody You: yes Stranger: perfect Stranger: I want to drink milk Stranger: better , straight from the cow itself Stranger: 100% fresh You: lol Stranger: but if i want to drink chocolate milk Stranger: i have to find a black cow. Stranger: which i might think is a bull. You: i have a bull on my couch You: it's red Stranger: is it... red bull ?? You: yes Stranger: YOU GOT ME !! Stranger: i thought a real live bull sitting on your couch watching tv You: omg Stranger: and you can eat it like you eat your rooster Stranger: alive and bloody Stranger: better , totally didnt expect you eat it while it is shuffling through the channel You: lol Stranger: i want to be a princess!!! You: i want to be a cow Stranger: and i want my knight in a very pretty dress Stranger: ohh!! it means i can drink your milk ! You: i will pee in your milk Stranger: how delightful !! Stranger: it will bring some extra taste in it. Stranger: yellow milk ! You: mmmmm You: very tasty Stranger: very. Stranger: now that's what i called a pure fresh milk You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan - 24/m/uk You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you You: i'm fine Stranger: good :) Stranger: where are you from? You: i'm from finland Stranger: oh good :) girl? boy? You: boy Stranger: i see haha Stranger: why you on omegle? You: idk Stranger: hum? You: hurr durr You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: hey there little girl You: want some candy? Stranger: Yes I do! Stranger: Do you have a lolly? You: Then come into my van You: Yes I do Stranger: Ok. can I lick it now? You: Wait a second, I have to get it You: *me unzips pants and begins to rape* You: *me covers mouth Stranger: oh daddy! Stranger: you only had to ask You: (You should be kicking and screaming) You: (:() Stranger: I'll kick and scream if you want me to daddy You: Do so my child Stranger: scream! Stranger: help me! Stranger: that hurts! Stranger: ahhhhhh! You: *me continues raping the young child* Stranger: please stop *sobbing* You: *me covers mouth with duck tape* Stranger: *muffled screams* Stranger: *kicks at you* You: *me begins to come* You: *cum** Stranger: *more screams* You: *You are now pregnant!* Stranger: Thank you daddy You: *me takes off the duct tape and runs away*[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wanna rap? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ... oh well.
Stranger: Hey. You: Rawr. Stranger: Meow? You: Meow meow mewo? Stranger: Like yeah. Stranger: asl? "For the 100th time today?" You: 65, Shepard, Danger Clsoe Stranger: Love it. You: Thanks. Stranger: Male or female? You: Male Stranger: Im female 22 USA You: Cool lie bro. Stranger: I know right, you called my bluff i didn't even have a chance to say "Posted pictures of me here http://bluewaffle.net/" You: I'm not a horny dumbass :D Stranger: Sadly. You: How many times has that worked today? Stranger: So many Stranger: got a gay guy on it, and posted the convo on facebook You: Ahahaha Stranger: Thank god hes gay eh? You: Yeah. You: Why are you sending them to a site about waffles. Stranger: ... You: Wouldn't a disguised Meatspin or something be better? Stranger: Check out the waffle for yourself You: Blue Waffle [bloo·wof-uh l] : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with ... You: Google description Stranger: lol You: Oh lol. I gotta stop skimming You: I just reread that. Stranger: ah well, if your not man enuff ill go troll people. You: Have fun. [editline]12:04AM[/editline] I am deeply confused. Stranger: hi You: I'm in vietnam right now. You: Just shot me a charlie. Stranger: .... You: Shoulda seen his head explode Stranger: goood to know dipshit....war ended last november douche [editline]12:19AM[/editline] I am proud of this one. You: I'm in vietnam right now. Just shot me a charlie. Stranger: hiya :) Stranger: a charlie? You: Yeah You: A commie Stranger: :O Stranger: DONT SHOOT PEOPLE You: His head is on my desk as we speak. Stranger: my mummy says its bad to kill people You: I mummy said as long as your sergeant says you can go to town. Stranger: ohhhh okies then Stranger: im going to town Stranger: which way is it? You: Its the way with the gun and a bunch of commies to shoot. Stranger: dont be so mean You: You a commie? Stranger: i dont know what it means Stranger: MY MUMMT SAID NOT TO LIE You: Are you five? Stranger: AND TO EAT MUSHROOMS Stranger: but i didnt listen :'( You: Good boy. Stranger: can a five year old type? Stranger: you silly person Stranger: boy? Stranger: im offenede You: Soon enough you'll be killin commies with me. Stranger: *offended You: A commies a russkie kid. You: Grab your garand and lets blow some russians. Stranger: youve been playing too much CoD You: The fuck? You: I say Russians and you think of CoD? You: This ain't no game son. Stranger: son? Stranger: I AINT YOUR SON Stranger: ima girl You: If your a girl then prove it. Grab a knife and kill a commie. Stranger: but but but but......... Stranger: i dont wanna Stranger: :'( You: You are a girl. You've got a pussy and are one. You: Wanna to be a woman? Kill a mother fuckin commie. Stranger: yes my pussy cat is in my bag Stranger: so what? You: Train it to kill commies. You: Now then. Stranger: :O Stranger: my pussy wont kill You: Which pussy? You: The one on you or a cat? Stranger: i have a pussy? You: Because they both can fuck a commie up. Stranger: yes i do Stranger: its my cat Stranger: you fuck a commie You: I have. You: With a 9 millimeter. You: Fuckers head was on the wall. Stranger: hahahahaaaaa Stranger: 9 milimeter Stranger: you arent wellendowned You: You want me to use a .45 on you? Stranger: i dont care because you are a ghost You: A ghost? Stranger: and you eat bananaa You: A ghost of the past? Stranger: nope Stranger: of pee You: Pee comes out of a penis Stranger: :O Stranger: whats a penis? You: What goes inside you. Stranger: no it comes out of you Stranger: because your a ghost You: ... You: My penis is a large ghost. Stranger: :O thats a bad word You: Your a bad word. Stranger: heyyy no im not You: Everything your dad talks about you he loses five dollars for swearing. Stranger: im telling mummy Stranger: hahahaaaa Stranger: no. You: Tell your mummy. Stranger: i will You: I dare you. You: She's dead. Stranger: okay i will Stranger: :O Stranger: you killed her? Stranger: YOU FUCKING BITCH You: I didn't just kill her. You: I raped her too. Stranger: YOU FUCK YOURSELF Stranger: :O You: Then I cut her into five places. Stranger: that was just out of order >_< You: Her heads in Mexico You: Her legs in China being eaten by a gook. You: Her arms in Japan as dog snacks Stranger: I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A MAN CALLED 'BIG DADDY' IN PRISON You: Her body is in a lake. Stranger: gook? Stranger: no such word Stranger: sumbass Stranger: *dumbass You: Look it up tight ass. You: Thats we called Koreans back in Korea shit head. Stranger: .............. You: Thats what I thought penis licker. Stranger: no nt really You: Your a girl, you will lick a penis before you die. You: Hmmm? Stranger: hmmm? You: Well, nice conversation. You: Enjoy licking penises you three dollar whore. You: I'm gonna go eat cookies. Stranger: no not really Stranger: how am i a whore? Stranger: you eat your AIDS cookies Stranger: and hope you die from it You: I already have Aids and herpes You: I got them from your mummy. You: She was a one dollar whore. You: Cry little girl. Cry. Stranger: oh i cant be bothered anymore Stranger: your just annoying Stranger: how old are you btw? You: Atleast I can spell. Stranger: 20? Stranger: 25? You: 72. Stranger: 30? Stranger: yeah guessed as much You: How else would I have fought in Korea you three dollar whore. Stranger: you go and live your sad pathetic excuse for a life... cussing people on Omegle, oh wow your so tough >_< not. Stranger: shut the fuck upi Stranger: *up You: How old are you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: so when can i tap dat Stranger: anytime ;) You: oh god yes Stranger: mhhm You: no fat guys k Stranger: promiiise You: kkk Stranger: ;P You: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Stranger: (: You: wtf is thisa im only 9 You: yaa You: thats You: what6 i though You have disconnected.
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NSFW CAM! ON MY END BY THE WAY! BUT FUNNY! -Snip- Turns out that may be bannable
[url]http://imagecargo.com/view.php?img=WWAKS1&/omegle%20nude.png[/url] Also, uploading some nude chick. She disconnected, was she not turned on by my headphone head? Is this win?
You: .=., ;c =\ __| _/ .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ Stranger: Hello!! You: Aww my ascii failed Stranger: 8============> Win You: .=., ;c =\ __| _/ .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ You: waaaaah Stranger: bawwww Stranger: what is it? You: super man Stranger: Is it fawks? Stranger: ah shucks. Stranger: The only one true superman is guy fawks. Stranger: Even Chuck Norris wears a guy fawks mask! You: Try to google ascii art Stranger: Nah thanks Stranger: I did it before Stranger: Are you a cop? You: No Stranger: Just checking. Stranger: Do your parents know you are gay? You: im not Stranger: ....Juuuuuust kidding lawls You: actually i am a cop... A UNDERCOVER COP OMG Stranger: OMG Stranger: BRBFBI!!! If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: lol wut Stranger: Gonna magnetize my computers so the feds don't catch my plans You: just kidding Stranger: OMG NO YOU ARE NOT! You: im not a cop... NOT EVEN A UNDERCOVER COP Stranger: I CAN HAZ SUICIDE You: Why not Stranger: NO YOU ARE A COP! YOU ARE! OMG!! PLEASE DON'T. :( You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: hahah wtf hahaha You: i actually got that message form omegle when you writed BRBFBI Stranger: haha Stranger: I am reporting you to the FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: I am reporting myself to the FBI!!! BAAAWW If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: LULZ IM GETTING IT AGAIN You: Stranger: I am reporting you to the FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: I am reporting myself to the FBI!!! BAAAWW If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BRBFBI[/url] If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: LULZ AGAIN You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/url] You: OMG OMG!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE Stranger: legend of koizumi 1 Stranger: Youtube: legend of koizumi 1 You: Ok You: WTF IS THIS Stranger: incredibly epic Stranger: Mahjong meets Yu Gi Oh, played by asian politicians You: MICKEY MOUSE GUY Stranger: Bush was the guy on the wheels Stranger: and the other guy was bush senior You: lol You: WOW You: I have too go now bye You have disconnected
[quote] You: You jewniggertittiefucking eskimohumpingfaggot I know you hack. Stranger: Yeah, I'm using aimbot Stranger: and Wallhack You: OMG GTFO SERVER FAGGOT You: IMA TALKING TO GF LOL Stranger: LOL Stranger: YOU WILL GET VAC BANNED. You: lol iwas liek totaly in her pant You: No im so 1337 hax0r LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!11!111 Stranger: HAHA You: so liek u so fk*** noob You: why? Stranger: ;-) You: lol fail You: FAILBLOG You: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: I will speedhack you You: omg You: Im liek the admin so im totally bant you fker. You have disconnected.[/quote] Looks like listening to the 10 year old faggots in MW2 finally paid off. [editline]10:21PM[/editline] [quote]You: You jewniggertittiefucking eskimohumpingfaggot I know you hack. Stranger: Hi!! Are you: (to make it easier) A. Boy wants to talk with boy B. Boy wants to talk with girl C. Boy (horny) wants to talk with boy D. Boy (horny) wants to talk with girl E. Girl wants to talk with boy F. Girl wants to talk with girl G. Girl (horny) wants to talk with boy H. Girl (horny) wants to talk with girl I. Other (couple...) You: H You: im 75 years old You: looking for 18-20 Stranger: send pic please You: kay You: wait You: [img]http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics2/DaddyDickCheney.jpg[/img] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
You: You're a Jew. Stranger: nah You: Well you're a Jew. Stranger: ima nazi You: ok You: Jew. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Also, Is it a bad thing i met a sex offender on omegle?
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: your a wizard harry Stranger: hi Stranger: stuf no im not You: harry You: your a wizard Stranger: well what now You: you need to go to hogwarts Stranger: cuz i pull rabbits outta fat chicks? You: to do spells You: no harry You: you idiot You: your a wizard Stranger: damn that'd be a great party trick You: A WIZARD I TELL YOU You: you need to go to howgarts and do spells and shit You: ok harry? Stranger: well what iif i say i wanna go to mit Stranger: and get a REAL fuckin job You: damn harry You: your a wizard You: you need to go to howgarts You: that is your life You: do you understand me harry? Stranger: wait can i make weed grow really fast with these so called speels You: you can if you go to hogwarts Stranger: ok im in You: do a spell Stranger: WANGAMUS GROWAMUS You: Good job harry You: i will see you at hogwarts in the next year Stranger: thanks hermonie You: bye harry You: and remeber You: your a wizard harry You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] Not so good.
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