me: I like pie
stranger: What?
me: I like cake
stranger: Are you high?
me: I like cock
stranger disconnected
me: AHAHAHA
person #2: Oh that was priceless
The video one is so much fun then this. :buddy:
very weird people there
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a male slave 20 looking for a mistress to worship and serve, [email]hornyforyu@hotmail.co.uk[/email] i also have a webcam
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: OVER NINE THOUSAAANDDD
Stranger: ?
You: ???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloo
You: hi
Stranger: maale or female?
You: maale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: barney is a dinasour
Stranger: but the thing is, the guy is black
You: i know
Stranger: how cool is that ?
You: wtf
Stranger: and baby bop has a blanket
You: very coool
Stranger: and bj has a cap!!
You: wow
Stranger: isn't that amazing?
You: that's very amazing
Stranger: I dont think I can ever get tired of barney
You: who is barney
Stranger: Barney the purple dinasour
You: ??
Stranger: Barney is a dinasour~
You: ok
Stranger: do you like barney ?
Stranger: ohh.. I like power rangers
Stranger: the red ranger is mine!!
You: i like teletubbies
Stranger: i like ninja turtles
You: i like them too
Stranger: i like powerpuff girls
You: i HATE them
You: i want to eat a cow
Stranger: i want to eat a rooster
You: i ate one yesterday
Stranger: how big was the rooster ?
Stranger: noo.. don't tell me
Stranger: let's keep it as a mystery
You: ok
Stranger: did u have it fried ?
You: no
Stranger: then how did you have it ?
You: it was under my bed, then i just ate it
Stranger: tasty
You: yes
Stranger: alive and bloody
You: yes
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: I want to drink milk
Stranger: better , straight from the cow itself
Stranger: 100% fresh
You: lol
Stranger: but if i want to drink chocolate milk
Stranger: i have to find a black cow.
Stranger: which i might think is a bull.
You: i have a bull on my couch
You: it's red
Stranger: is it... red bull ??
You: yes
Stranger: YOU GOT ME !!
Stranger: i thought a real live bull sitting on your couch watching tv
You: omg
Stranger: and you can eat it like you eat your rooster
Stranger: alive and bloody
Stranger: better , totally didnt expect you eat it while it is shuffling through the channel
You: lol
Stranger: i want to be a princess!!!
You: i want to be a cow
Stranger: and i want my knight in a very pretty dress
Stranger: ohh!! it means i can drink your milk !
You: i will pee in your milk
Stranger: how delightful !!
Stranger: it will bring some extra taste in it.
Stranger: yellow milk !
You: mmmmm
You: very tasty
Stranger: very.
Stranger: now that's what i called a pure fresh milk
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan - 24/m/uk
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: i'm fine
Stranger: good :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i'm from finland
Stranger: oh good :) girl? boy?
You: boy
Stranger: i see haha
Stranger: why you on omegle?
You: idk
Stranger: hum?
You: hurr durr
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: hey there little girl
You: want some candy?
Stranger: Yes I do!
Stranger: Do you have a lolly?
You: Then come into my van
You: Yes I do
Stranger: Ok. can I lick it now?
You: Wait a second, I have to get it
You: *me unzips pants and begins to rape*
You: *me covers mouth
Stranger: oh daddy!
Stranger: you only had to ask
You: (You should be kicking and screaming)
You: (:()
Stranger: I'll kick and scream if you want me to daddy
You: Do so my child
Stranger: scream!
Stranger: help me!
Stranger: that hurts!
Stranger: ahhhhhh!
You: *me continues raping the young child*
Stranger: please stop *sobbing*
You: *me covers mouth with duck tape*
Stranger: *muffled screams*
Stranger: *kicks at you*
You: *me begins to come*
You: *cum**
Stranger: *more screams*
You: *You are now pregnant!*
Stranger: Thank you daddy
You: *me takes off the duct tape and runs away*[/QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna rap?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
... oh well.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Rawr.
Stranger: Meow?
You: Meow meow mewo?
Stranger: Like yeah.
Stranger: asl? "For the 100th time today?"
You: 65, Shepard, Danger Clsoe
Stranger: Love it.
You: Thanks.
Stranger: Male or female?
You: Male
Stranger: Im female 22 USA
You: Cool lie bro.
Stranger: I know right, you called my bluff i didn't even have a chance to say "Posted pictures of me here http://bluewaffle.net/"
You: I'm not a horny dumbass :D
Stranger: Sadly.
You: How many times has that worked today?
Stranger: So many
Stranger: got a gay guy on it, and posted the convo on facebook
You: Ahahaha
Stranger: Thank god hes gay eh?
You: Yeah.
You: Why are you sending them to a site about waffles.
Stranger: ...
You: Wouldn't a disguised Meatspin or something be better?
Stranger: Check out the waffle for yourself
You: Blue Waffle [bloo·wof-uh l] : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with ...
You: Google description
Stranger: lol
You: Oh lol. I gotta stop skimming
You: I just reread that.
Stranger: ah well, if your not man enuff ill go troll people.
You: Have fun.
[editline]12:04AM[/editline]
I am deeply confused.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm in vietnam right now.
You: Just shot me a charlie.
Stranger: ....
You: Shoulda seen his head explode
Stranger: goood to know dipshit....war ended last november douche
[editline]12:19AM[/editline]
I am proud of this one.
You: I'm in vietnam right now.
Just shot me a charlie.
Stranger: hiya :)
Stranger: a charlie?
You: Yeah
You: A commie
Stranger: :O
Stranger: DONT SHOOT PEOPLE
You: His head is on my desk as we speak.
Stranger: my mummy says its bad to kill people
You: I mummy said as long as your sergeant says you can go to town.
Stranger: ohhhh okies then
Stranger: im going to town
Stranger: which way is it?
You: Its the way with the gun and a bunch of commies to shoot.
Stranger: dont be so mean
You: You a commie?
Stranger: i dont know what it means
Stranger: MY MUMMT SAID NOT TO LIE
You: Are you five?
Stranger: AND TO EAT MUSHROOMS
Stranger: but i didnt listen :'(
You: Good boy.
Stranger: can a five year old type?
Stranger: you silly person
Stranger: boy?
Stranger: im offenede
You: Soon enough you'll be killin commies with me.
Stranger: *offended
You: A commies a russkie kid.
You: Grab your garand and lets blow some russians.
Stranger: youve been playing too much CoD
You: The fuck?
You: I say Russians and you think of CoD?
You: This ain't no game son.
Stranger: son?
Stranger: I AINT YOUR SON
Stranger: ima girl
You: If your a girl then prove it. Grab a knife and kill a commie.
Stranger: but but but but.........
Stranger: i dont wanna
Stranger: :'(
You: You are a girl. You've got a pussy and are one.
You: Wanna to be a woman? Kill a mother fuckin commie.
Stranger: yes my pussy cat is in my bag
Stranger: so what?
You: Train it to kill commies.
You: Now then.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: my pussy wont kill
You: Which pussy?
You: The one on you or a cat?
Stranger: i have a pussy?
You: Because they both can fuck a commie up.
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: its my cat
Stranger: you fuck a commie
You: I have.
You: With a 9 millimeter.
You: Fuckers head was on the wall.
Stranger: hahahahaaaaa
Stranger: 9 milimeter
Stranger: you arent wellendowned
You: You want me to use a .45 on you?
Stranger: i dont care because you are a ghost
You: A ghost?
Stranger: and you eat bananaa
You: A ghost of the past?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: of pee
You: Pee comes out of a penis
Stranger: :O
Stranger: whats a penis?
You: What goes inside you.
Stranger: no it comes out of you
Stranger: because your a ghost
You: ...
You: My penis is a large ghost.
Stranger: :O thats a bad word
You: Your a bad word.
Stranger: heyyy no im not
You: Everything your dad talks about you he loses five dollars for swearing.
Stranger: im telling mummy
Stranger: hahahaaaa
Stranger: no.
You: Tell your mummy.
Stranger: i will
You: I dare you.
You: She's dead.
Stranger: okay i will
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you killed her?
Stranger: YOU FUCKING BITCH
You: I didn't just kill her.
You: I raped her too.
Stranger: YOU FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: :O
You: Then I cut her into five places.
Stranger: that was just out of order >_<
You: Her heads in Mexico
You: Her legs in China being eaten by a gook.
You: Her arms in Japan as dog snacks
Stranger: I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A MAN CALLED 'BIG DADDY' IN PRISON
You: Her body is in a lake.
Stranger: gook?
Stranger: no such word
Stranger: sumbass
Stranger: *dumbass
You: Look it up tight ass.
You: Thats we called Koreans back in Korea shit head.
Stranger: ..............
You: Thats what I thought penis licker.
Stranger: no nt really
You: Your a girl, you will lick a penis before you die.
You: Hmmm?
Stranger: hmmm?
You: Well, nice conversation.
You: Enjoy licking penises you three dollar whore.
You: I'm gonna go eat cookies.
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: how am i a whore?
Stranger: you eat your AIDS cookies
Stranger: and hope you die from it
You: I already have Aids and herpes
You: I got them from your mummy.
You: She was a one dollar whore.
You: Cry little girl. Cry.
Stranger: oh i cant be bothered anymore
Stranger: your just annoying
Stranger: how old are you btw?
You: Atleast I can spell.
Stranger: 20?
Stranger: 25?
You: 72.
Stranger: 30?
Stranger: yeah guessed as much
You: How else would I have fought in Korea you three dollar whore.
Stranger: you go and live your sad pathetic excuse for a life... cussing people on Omegle, oh wow your so tough >_< not.
Stranger: shut the fuck upi
Stranger: *up
You: How old are you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so when can i tap dat
Stranger: anytime ;)
You: oh god yes
Stranger: mhhm
You: no fat guys k
Stranger: promiiise
You: kkk
Stranger: ;P
You: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Stranger: (:
You: wtf is thisa im only 9
You: yaa
You: thats
You: what6 i though
You have disconnected.
NSFW CAM! ON MY END BY THE WAY!
BUT FUNNY!
-Snip-
Turns out that may be bannable
[url]http://imagecargo.com/view.php?img=WWAKS1&/omegle%20nude.png[/url]
Also, uploading some nude chick. She disconnected, was she not turned on by my headphone head? Is this win?
You: .=.,
;c =\
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/' _ [<_->] ) \
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\-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/
'._}|==o==\{_\/
/ /-._.--\ \_
// / /| \ \ \
/ | | | \; | \ \
/ / | :/ \: \ \_\
/ | /.'| /: | \ \
| | |--| . |--| \_\
/ _/ \ | : | /___--._) \
|_(---'-| >-'-| | '-'
snd /_/ \_\
Stranger: Hello!!
You: Aww my ascii failed
Stranger: 8============> Win
You: .=.,
;c =\
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.'-'-._/-'-._
/.. ____ \
/' _ [<_->] ) \
( / \--\_>/-/'._ )
\-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/
'._}|==o==\{_\/
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/ | /.'| /: | \ \
| | |--| . |--| \_\
/ _/ \ | : | /___--._) \
|_(---'-| >-'-| | '-'
snd /_/ \_\
You: waaaaah
Stranger: bawwww
Stranger: what is it?
You: super man
Stranger: Is it fawks?
Stranger: ah shucks.
Stranger: The only one true superman is guy fawks.
Stranger: Even Chuck Norris wears a guy fawks mask!
You: Try to google ascii art
Stranger: Nah thanks
Stranger: I did it before
Stranger: Are you a cop?
You: No
Stranger: Just checking.
Stranger: Do your parents know you are gay?
You: im not
Stranger: ....Juuuuuust kidding lawls
You: actually i am a cop... A UNDERCOVER COP OMG
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: BRBFBI!!!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: lol wut
Stranger: Gonna magnetize my computers so the feds don't catch my plans
You: just kidding
Stranger: OMG NO YOU ARE NOT!
You: im not a cop... NOT EVEN A UNDERCOVER COP
Stranger: I CAN HAZ SUICIDE
You: Why not
Stranger: NO YOU ARE A COP! YOU ARE! OMG!! PLEASE DON'T. :(
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: hahah wtf hahaha
You: i actually got that message form omegle when you writed BRBFBI
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I am reporting you to the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I am reporting myself to the FBI!!! BAAAWW
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: LULZ IM GETTING IT AGAIN
You: Stranger: I am reporting you to the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I am reporting myself to the FBI!!! BAAAWW
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BRBFBI[/url]
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: LULZ AGAIN
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/url]
You: OMG OMG!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE
Stranger: legend of koizumi 1
Stranger: Youtube: legend of koizumi 1
You: Ok
You: WTF IS THIS
Stranger: incredibly epic
Stranger: Mahjong meets Yu Gi Oh, played by asian politicians
You: MICKEY MOUSE GUY
Stranger: Bush was the guy on the wheels
Stranger: and the other guy was bush senior
You: lol
You: WOW
You: I have too go now bye
You have disconnected
[quote] You: You jewniggertittiefucking eskimohumpingfaggot I know you hack.
Stranger: Yeah, I'm using aimbot
Stranger: and Wallhack
You: OMG GTFO SERVER FAGGOT
You: IMA TALKING TO GF LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: YOU WILL GET VAC BANNED.
You: lol iwas liek totaly in her pant
You: No im so 1337 hax0r LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!11!111
Stranger: HAHA
You: so liek u so fk*** noob
You: why?
Stranger: ;-)
You: lol fail
You: FAILBLOG
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: I will speedhack you
You: omg
You: Im liek the admin so im totally bant you fker.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Looks like listening to the 10 year old faggots in MW2 finally paid off.
[editline]10:21PM[/editline]
[quote]You: You jewniggertittiefucking eskimohumpingfaggot I know you hack.
Stranger: Hi!! Are you: (to make it easier)
A. Boy wants to talk with boy
B. Boy wants to talk with girl
C. Boy (horny) wants to talk with boy
D. Boy (horny) wants to talk with girl
E. Girl wants to talk with boy
F. Girl wants to talk with girl
G. Girl (horny) wants to talk with boy
H. Girl (horny) wants to talk with girl
I. Other (couple...)
You: H
You: im 75 years old
You: looking for 18-20
Stranger: send pic please
You: kay
You: wait
You: [img]http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics2/DaddyDickCheney.jpg[/img]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
You: You're a Jew.
Stranger: nah
You: Well you're a Jew.
Stranger: ima nazi
You: ok
You: Jew.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Also, Is it a bad thing i met a sex offender on omegle?
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: your a wizard harry
Stranger: hi
Stranger: stuf no im not
You: harry
You: your a wizard
Stranger: well what now
You: you need to go to hogwarts
Stranger: cuz i pull rabbits outta fat chicks?
You: to do spells
You: no harry
You: you idiot
You: your a wizard
Stranger: damn that'd be a great party trick
You: A WIZARD I TELL YOU
You: you need to go to howgarts and do spells and shit
You: ok harry?
Stranger: well what iif i say i wanna go to mit
Stranger: and get a REAL fuckin job
You: damn harry
You: your a wizard
You: you need to go to howgarts
You: that is your life
You: do you understand me harry?
Stranger: wait can i make weed grow really fast with these so called speels
You: you can if you go to hogwarts
Stranger: ok im in
You: do a spell
Stranger: WANGAMUS GROWAMUS
You: Good job harry
You: i will see you at hogwarts in the next year
Stranger: thanks hermonie
You: bye harry
You: and remeber
You: your a wizard harry
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
Not so good.
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