Stranger: hi
You: Hey there little girl
You: want some candy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm not very good at abducting children
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: tu madre es caballo
You: I have a 3 inch penis
Stranger: wow...
Stranger: thats small.
Stranger: BITCH
You: Impressed?
Stranger: imma a guy
Stranger: u said the most gay thing ever
Stranger: BITCH
You: Wanna cyber
Stranger: and no im not impressed
Stranger: No..
Stranger: im a guy
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: okayyy.
Stranger: and?
You: We fuck
Stranger: I dont care
Stranger: your suck a fucking asshole.
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: go hump a treee
Stranger: Biatch
You: I'd rather hump you
Stranger: im pretty sure your a girl
Stranger: who has issues.
You: With a enourmous cock
Stranger: umm... 3 inches is NOT enourmous.
You: In my book it is
Stranger: ahah...
Stranger: bahahahahaha
Stranger: thats hilarious.
Stranger: your book is for bitches.
You: Bitches and HOes
Stranger: who dont have lives or girlfriends
Stranger: so... your a whore..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bitfhc
You: And enourmous vagainas
Stranger: fucking whore.
Stranger: again..
Stranger: u should go and die.
Stranger: asshole
You: Gaping bloody vagainas
Stranger: fucking fucktard
Stranger: go DIE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:D
I lol'd
[quote]
Stranger: ciao
You: hello
Stranger: s'up?
You: I am going to murder 4 people then I plan to shoot myself in the head at 4pm today
Stranger: no no no!
You: Why?
Stranger: don't please
Stranger: 'cause u have people that loves u
Stranger: so don't1
Stranger: are you hurt?
You: noone loves me.
You: You don't know that, stranger.
Stranger: well actually there are people that live u
You: convince me otherwise.
Stranger: *love
You: Is that some jesus lovin jargain?
Stranger: well who has given the place u live, and chat at the moment?
You: I have
Stranger: no i just fixed what i wrote
You: I have been an orphan my whole life
Stranger: uhmm.. but someone still takes care of u!
You: Nope.
You: Jesus will take care of me, soon enough
You: He will take care of me and my 4 new chosen ones
You: my friends
Stranger: think of the children in africa.. they might not have parents or they have died to aids
You: My disciples
You: I will pick who lives and who dies
Stranger: why do you wanna hurt someone the way u have been hurted?
You: Unless I have a good reason not too.
Stranger: yeah, well read above
Stranger: you are more important than u think
You: I am important for jesus
Stranger: what if u could help people
You: he needs me
You: and I plan to being my 4 disciples with me
Stranger: well jesus is here with u
You: Jesus will be with me
Stranger: and with everybody who believes
Stranger: he is now with u
You: Jesus himself told me to kill
You: to claim my disciples and bring them with me
You: and to end my very life
Stranger: no actually it was the man next door
Stranger: do
You: I had nirvana with jesus christ
Stranger: *he was drunk
You: and he told me I get to pick who lives and who dies
Stranger: you saw light?
You: I have armed and loaded a saiga 12 semi automatic shotgun and I have intent to murder 4 people
You: in 5 hours I will end four lives
Stranger: no!
Stranger: why do you think u can do that?
You: Cause it is god will
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
I felt mean after this...
Stranger: r u masturbatin
You: yes
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: m-f
You: f
Stranger: im m
You: ooo :)
You: Are you too?
Stranger: of course
You: thats hot :)
Stranger: im don't masturbate about 7 days
Stranger: so it will be a large cum
You: ooooo i like that :)
Stranger: r u virgin
You: yes :)
Stranger: age?
You: 14
Stranger: and masturbatin
You: yes :)
Stranger: how is it
You: very tight and wet :)
Stranger: wht about tits
You: 32c :)
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u have a photo
Stranger: i curios of you:)
You: hold on :)
Stranger: okk:)
You: might take a sec so be patient for me :)
Stranger: allright no problem:)
You: [url]http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/...arts_Xx/me.jpg[/url]
You: :)
Stranger: its great:)
Stranger: wht about tits::)
You: hmm idk my parents might get mad :( how about a pic of you now :)
Stranger: believe me its great
Stranger: u r beautiful
You: thank you :))
Stranger: so will i see the most amazing part lady:)
You: hmmm you have to show me a pic of you first silly :)
Stranger: than lets make a deal
Stranger: you send first
Stranger: while you are sending i take aphoto
Stranger: and snd you
Stranger: okk:)
You: if you send first ill send a full body shot of me stepping out of the shower for you :)
Stranger: my parents are sleeping so it takes my 5 times:)
Stranger: while im doing you send me:)
Stranger: so we dont wait eachother
Stranger: 5 minutes i mean:)
Stranger: deal:?
You: deal :)
Stranger: right im waiting and doing my job:)
You: it might take me some time im putting my favorite thong and bra for you :)
You: their leopard print ;)
Stranger: i don't understamd:)
You: you seem special so instead of sending you the other pic im going to take one right now for you :)
Stranger: ok im waitin:)
You: okk hold on :)
Stranger: okk
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons now.
Stranger: no im not doing anything
Stranger: whats that
You: Reference code 3744956127 has been entered into the database, please stand by.
Stranger: whats this
You: You will now be forwarded to a C.I.A. Agent.
Stranger: kiddin:D
You: Good evening sir my name is Agent Griffith, would you like to tell me what's going on here?
Stranger: just talking please sir
Stranger: o i will go
You: It seems from the transcript of this chat log that you were asking for pictures of a 14 year old girl?
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: so she sent me not nude
Stranger: its not illegal
Stranger: comee oon u r a child im goin
You: You asked for nude pictures of a 14 year old girl sir.
You: This is in violation of Reference code 3744956127.
Stranger: i wil never come to omegle ok im sorry
Stranger: ok?
You: You can expect a C.I.A agent to be over within the next hour your ip has been logged.
Stranger: also he want to show
Stranger: ok im goin
You: Good night sir.
You have disconnected.
hi .. see a site like omegle [url]http://lnk.ms/0Xwgd[/url] see all pics and chat room aslo and click on one google ads
[quote]
Stranger: alligator
You: im gonna skull fuck your ear you dirty little cunt whore
Stranger: HAHAHa
You: fuck off
You: out of my chat
Stranger: go fuck urself
You: i do
Stranger: good
You: wanna help?
You: please
Stranger: cause you'll never get anything anywayyyy
You: it gets lonely
Stranger: wohooo
You: i know
Stranger: i'm the best
You: you are
You: now sit on my lap you filthy midget
Stranger: HAHAh
Stranger: first
Stranger: how old are you dickhead?
You: 19
Stranger: and where u from
You: how old are you slit-face
You: im from google
You: u?
Stranger: ahahha
Stranger: what the fuck
You: ?
Stranger: seriouslyy now
Stranger: i'm 15 wyoyoyo
You: yoyoy?
You: yo like yoyo's
Stranger: i like your dick even more
You: ill dip a yoyo right in your hairy ass you fucking anal beed
You: shut the fuck up
You: and sit down
You: now you listen you little fuck
Stranger: euww
You: .. i got nothing
You: continue
Stranger: you're like dominatrix
You: no
You: im an angry little pedophile
You: i thought this site would put out
Stranger: hahaha
You: but it's full of four eye'd rejects like yourself
Stranger: i'm pedooo tooo :D:D
You: fuck off then
You: im after <5 yr olds
You: not some 20 yr old cock juggling virgin
[/quote]
i win
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what music ya like
You: rap and dat gangsta shit u no
Stranger: oh the grey album is the best rap hip hop album
You: ya u no it
Stranger: jay z vs the beatles
Stranger: epic win
You: jay z bc beatles r bugz
Stranger: why yes
Stranger: they are
You: dat scars mi
You: ;=;
You: i n3d hoeldag
Stranger: i like this talk to strangers thing
You: same
You: fun stuff
You: until shit like LOLOL ME CRHIS HANSEN LOL YOU BAD AND CILD MOLEST
You: happens
Stranger: yer
You: ...:(
Stranger: some guy was like DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME
Stranger: and i left
You: following the orders i see
Stranger: ever play toribash?
You: is that some kind of touhou-related game
You: i swear i've heard that somewhere
Stranger: wah
Stranger: some cool game
You: oh lol this is some dummy ragdoll fighting thing
You: looks cool
Stranger: ot is
Stranger: what country u in
Stranger: im in australia
You: i'm in the states
Stranger: cool
You: yeah
You: so do you guys like actually have kangaroos roaming the whole country or
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[b].[/b]
see this link plz [url]http://lnk.ms/0Xwgd[/url]
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: hay
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: oh
You: makes sex more interesting
[/quote]
then he left.
[QUOTE=Omegle;15975577]You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 22/f/ny
Stranger: 3 questions
You: k
Stranger: 1)boy/girl
You: boy
Stranger: 2)age
You: 21
Stranger: 3)sexy time nao or later
You: later
You: msn?
Stranger: no msn
You: aw
Stranger: only on omegle
You: k
You: sexy time nao then :)
Stranger: yess~
You: cool
Stranger: i like being dominated
Stranger: you'll dominate me?
You: ok
Stranger: then you better start~
You: brb
Stranger: ...
You: just getting some food
You: im hungry
Stranger: ok~
Stranger: back?
Stranger: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
You: nothing like kfc
You: =)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kfc is pretty good~
You: yeah but the chicken is to hot
You: oh crap
You: i got hot sauce on my legs
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you want me to lick it off for you?
Stranger: >o
You: its hot
Stranger: i don't care
Stranger: hot is good~
Stranger: so
You: i have some drinks
You: want one?
Stranger: oh, what kind?
You: coke
You: ice cold
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ;D
You: oh crap
You: dog got to it?
You: you like dogs?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i love dogs
You: you want it crispy or fried?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: crispy
You: one crispy dog coming up
You: here boy
You: oh
You: it took about out of my leg
You: ahh the pain
Stranger: you're trolling me
You: im spent now
Stranger: D:[/QUOTE]
Man, Girls do like chicken.
[QUOTE=Omegle;15975577]
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: what does that mena
You: Age Sex Live
You: sex = male or femal
You: live = where you live
Stranger: 21, male and finland
Stranger: you?
Stranger: or just disconnect?
You: awesome
You: 22. Female and it dosnt matter where
You: wanna Cyber?
Stranger: no really. want to talk politics?
You: ok
Stranger: fuck bush
You: praise allah?
Stranger: fuck jesus, allah and all the holy cows
You: indeed
You: When the time comes they will feel the power of ...
Stranger: the great spaghetti
You: Amen
You: well im off to pray [/QUOTE]
SPAGHETTI?
[QUOTE=Omegle;15975577]
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: A/S/L
Stranger: asl?
You: ok
You: 21/usa
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: 17 male portugal
You: awesome
You: female
You: wanna Cyber
Stranger: lets go then
You: you start
Stranger: whats your name?
You: C-Dogg
You: C for Cindy
Stranger: c-dogg???
Stranger: oh
You: yeah Dogg
Stranger: ok
You: i like gangs and shit
Stranger: well
You: you start
Stranger: this time there isnt gonna be a gangbang
Stranger: just you and me
You: k
Stranger: and a bed
You: il start
You: I unzip my pants
Stranger: nice
You: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
You: oh shit
You: i mean your schlong
Stranger: your not a girl
You: dont shoot me
You: I whimper to myself...
You: please don't shoot me Mr.
Stranger: fuck off, sick bastard[/QUOTE]
If anyone know what i based that one on gets a cookie
[quote]You: hey cuti
Stranger: hey sexy
You: wanna fuc?
You: im les :)
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: girl?
You: yeah :)
Stranger: im brad
You: you to?
You: oh well
Stranger: youre lesbo?
You: yeah, but i can be bi :)
Stranger: ok
You: if u want
Stranger: describe yourself for me
You: im leila
You: blonde
You: 5 ft 3
You: supple
You: u?
Stranger: dirty blonde/light brown
Stranger: 5 ft 6
Stranger: athletic
You: dirty
Stranger: muscular
Stranger: dirty
You: hawwwt
Stranger: bra size?
You: dont waer one ;)
Stranger: mm sexy
You: soo
You: wanna get down to buisness?
Stranger: sure
You: mmmm
You: i slowly take off my shirt
You: revealing, large firm breasts
You: i lean closer too you, rubbing your chest
Stranger: i lean forward and kiss your nipples
You: mmm
Stranger: i unzip your pants
You: i quickly reveal a knife from my snatch
You: i luncge at you
Stranger: i grab you and pin you to the bed
You: planting the knife in your forehead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Haha, pervs.
[quote]
Stranger: Hi
You: jesus is the jesus
Stranger: Are you mocking my religion?
Stranger: Mother fucker
You: ha, yet another intolerant christian trying to spread the word of jeebus
Stranger: Shut the fuck up, Muslim scum
You: I am not muslim you racist fuck
Stranger: Shut the fuck up
You: Do you realize how many contradictions there are in the Bible?
You: And the fact it was written by delusional old men
You: white, old men
Stranger: Where do you come from?
You: God has killed and tortured more people than Satan was ever capable of
Stranger: Don't question gods ways
Stranger: And don't try and find faults in the bible, cause there are none!
Stranger: You've been mislead
You: Religion was useful back when humanity was dancing around campfires, shooting at each other with bows and arrows, using boiling water as a painkiller and mushrooms to treat wounds
You: Now, we can explain things
Stranger: Yeah, fuck you
You: either that or i have wasted my time on a troll
You: because there are 2 kinds of 'religious' people: stupid christians and trolls
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: Faggot
You: I am not gay.
You: You are desperate because you and your superstition are fighting a losing battle.
Stranger: You're a sinner
You: If there is no sin in heaven, and humans go to heaven, you must loose all free will because it is human nature to sin
Stranger: I don't even believe in god
Stranger: Lol
[/quote]
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
I got trolled.
[quote]Stranger: Hi
You: hi there sailor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I don't understand what i did wrong.
[quote]You: i really need someone to talk to
Stranger: yeah me too
You: im on edge of killing my father
You: and i dont know what to do
Stranger: why kill your father
You: Because he's a conformist bastard and he burnt my pokemon cards
Stranger: oh, just because this?
You: YES
Stranger: you are so cool
You: I HAD A FUCKING SHINEY CHARIZARD GODAMNIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: horny?
You: Yes
You: Lets cyber
Stranger: m?
You: You?
Stranger: m
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: look I'll be clear. I have a big penis and on cam. if u have a cam let cam
You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: msn?
You: Your slow[/quote]
:frown:
[editline]04:58PM[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: horny?
You: Yes
You: Lets cyber
Stranger: m?
You: You?
Stranger: m
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: look I'll be clear. I have a big penis and on cam. if u have a cam let cam
You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: msn?
You: Your slow[/quote]
:crossarms:
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: 25/m/NY. You?
You: New York?
You: I'm fromt ny too! :D
You: 23/f/NY!
Stranger: Neat! :D!
Stranger: In fact, I'm not -really- in Chicago right now, though I did grow up there.
You: aww :(
Stranger: But I will be there at the end of the month!
Stranger: Truthfully, I'm in Carbondale, downstate. Sorry to disappoint!
You: what's your name?
Stranger: Steve. Yours?
You: Angela
Stranger: And how are you today, Angela?
You: Bored.
You: Everyone on Omegle is bored ¬¬
Stranger: Right, I am too. But surely talking and having fun will help us overcome our boredom.
You: well give a subject that's fun then.
Stranger: Hmmm. Plans for today?
You: Not really
You: did most of todays plans already :(
Stranger: Well, tell me those!
You: Well minus playing Tennis for an hour or two
You: I also went to the city to buy some new clothes
You: and ... other stuff.
Stranger: Ooo. Are you actually in a suburb, not the city?
Stranger: And I will be playing soccer in a couple hours! We're sports-twins!
You: More like a brother
You: sport twins would be playing the same sport at the same level
Stranger: Oh, very well. You're no fun. Hah!
Stranger: But yay, sister. <3.
You: :D
You: do you have Live?
Stranger: What is Live? :(
You: Windows Live?
You: Or steam?
Stranger: Oh! Sure, I have both!
You: really? :D
Stranger: But I rarely use them, for I'm on an old, crappy computer. :(
You: meh :<
Stranger: My pretty, new one exploded a few weeks backk.
Stranger: kkkkk.
You: This laptop isnt the best either.
Stranger: Yay, bad-computer siblings!
You: ¬
You: ¬¬*
Stranger: Sorry. (v._.)b
You: wELL
Stranger: Well!
You: We can add each other to steam and continue chatting there
Stranger: May we actually use Live? Steam sometimes makes the computer lock up. :'(
You: But I prefer steam :(
You: You can add me there under the name asten.
You: Did you add me?
Stranger: Hmmmm.
Stranger: It's being cranky and wanting a full email address, not just 'asten.'
You: The hell
You: Asten should be enough.
Stranger: One moment!
Stranger: Would you try adding me?
Stranger:
Stranger: Look, I have given you my full name! :O
You: Ok, hold on...
You:
Stranger: Right!
You: it's not working :/
Stranger: Goodness.
Stranger: Well, let's just talk here.
Stranger: I promise not to disconnect randomly.
You: *sigh*
Stranger: <3? :D
You: If one of us disconnects we'll never see each other again
You: all this chat is nothing then
You: so...~
Stranger: But you have my email address. So it's not -that- bad.
Stranger: And anonymity is fun, even if the chat is only temporary!
You: :/
You: Don't know what to say
Stranger: Tell me a story.
You: Well
You: This is a story, about how... my life got turned upside down.
Stranger: Oh, you. :(
Stranger: And here I thought we might be soulmates.
You: What do you mean.
Stranger: Well, nothing in particular: I'm just glad it stopped you from typing the rest of that song.
You: What song? D:
Stranger: It bore resemblences to the intro song from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'.
You: The wut of wut?
Stranger: ... really?
You: ?
Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A&feature=related[/url]
You: oh
You: Hahaha
You: what
Stranger: I'm sure you now see the similarities.
Stranger: I'm glad you weren't actually channeling that.
You: No, why would I do that? :/
Stranger: A lot of people on here are dumb.
Stranger: And like to pull pranks.
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: I'm glad you're not one of that sort. <3.
You: and full of those nerds that yell ASL + WEBCAM PLXX
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: How have your experiences on here been?
You: Shabby.
Stranger: Quite the shame.
Stranger: What can be done to make at least this one super-swank?
You: meh
You: what do you expect.
You: everyone is anonymous here
You: thinking they're like a legion
Stranger: Anonymity can be used to fun effect too. :P
You: A legion of anonymous people, hahaha.
You: "Be prepared to be destroyed"
You: "All your base are belong to us"
Stranger: Right. In fact, I learned of this site through one of those sites -- 4chan's /b/ -- but I'm nicer than many of them. :D!
You: Oh?
You: You're a 4channer?
Stranger: Infrequently. It's a guilty pleasure.
You: Thought you wouldn't know about that site :S
You: Don't tell, I visit /y/ infrequently <.<
Stranger: I do, though I never post, and I'm not terribly interested in the griefing aspects.
You: uhoh
You: I did it, didn't I?
Stranger: Don't tell ... I'm bi and I do too. ;x.
You: n_n
You: Eh, bi? D:
Stranger: Well, sometimes.
You: only when you feel like it :S
Stranger: Precisely.
Stranger: /y/ is fun, though.
You: ¬¬ When I'm done with it I always feel like I shouldn't be there.
Stranger: Why's that?
Stranger: And "done with it" makes me titter.
You: -.-;
You: nvm
You: forget everything I said
Stranger: Aw, stranger.
Stranger: Why are you clamming up?
You: Getting a bit to awkward here D:
Stranger: But why? You have anonymity!
You: euh...
You: hmm...
You: but if I go all out it will look weird too :P
You: imagine if we go beyond omegle in chatting, you would know all that stuff already
Stranger: You're welcome to. I promise to match you! Hah!
Stranger: A good point. Hmmmmmmm.
Stranger: I promise not to use it against you! :D
You: You wouldn't?
You: D:
You: I know some people who did ~_~
Stranger: What happened?
You: haha
You: wont tell you.
You: :P
Stranger: Why not?
You: But I have to go soon
Stranger: Aw. :(
You: I have your... emailadress up there
You: be sure to save this all
Stranger: Very well!
You: I'll email you later <3
Stranger: <3 Bye!
You: Wait
You: one more thing :(
Stranger: Hm?
You: Hmm...
You: should I ask or not.
Stranger: Ask!
You: picture exchange? :D
Stranger: Okay!
You: you first then!
You: since I asked first.
Stranger: You bum!
You: nu-uh
You: All fair.
You: hmmmmm?
Stranger: Pulling one up!
Stranger: [url]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v141/128/78/33201902/n33201902_31082657_8674.jpg[/url]
Stranger: I'm on the left.
You: Oh wow, you're handsome.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: Uhm well, I hope you dont mind I use this website because its the only way I can actually type out the link to someone
You: Looking at that picture of yours there...
Stranger: I'm sure it's fine.
You: [url=http://*********com/angelammmmeeee]http://*********com/angelammmmeeee - Warning, leads to a shock website[/url] ._.;;;
You: I'm the one in the middle.
Stranger: :P
You: :D
You: aint I cute? <3
Stranger: Good set up.
Stranger: Tiny bit disappointing.
Stranger: But nice work.
You: Well then
You: I'm glad I succeeded in doing so.
Stranger: So, was anything you said true?
Stranger: Or was it allll a setup?
You: Nope.
You: It was all fake.
Stranger: Eh.
Stranger: Like I said before, I'm not terribly impressed by the griefing. :P
You: Sure you aren't :P
You: But hey, I was bored. Nothing more fun then spending time on ruining someone else.
Stranger: You're actually the first griefer I've run into who typed in full sentences.
Stranger: Normally I'm better at spotting it ahead of time. ;)
You: Hey. A succesfull griefer has to deliver quality fake.
You: Besides that, I dislike all the shitty slang used sometimes.
You: u and ur.
Stranger: As do I.
You: Anyhow, if you excuse me... I'm not from 4chan, so your chat log is safe there.
Stranger: Very kind of you.
You: Oh and there was one thing true about the whole chat.
Stranger: I'd be a bit emotastic if my email address were flooded.
Stranger: What's that?
You: I really have to go.
Stranger: Be seeing you.
You: So with this I take my leave!
You: Baibaaaaaai![/quote]
If I had more time I would continue, but I have to go.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: f 20 australia
Stranger: wow
Stranger: good
Stranger: where in australia?
You: vic
Stranger: state victoria?
You: yes
Stranger: hm
Stranger: i'm not good at australian geography)
You: lol
You: were are you from?
Stranger: russia
You: ah
You: male?
Stranger: moscow
Stranger: yeah
You: ah
You: cyber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i hate ере
You: :(
You: i am board
Stranger: do you like cyber?
You: ow yea
Stranger: ok, then start
You: i will do all the work
Stranger: i'll see, may be i'll like it
Stranger: ok
You: i start by taking off my cloths real slow
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: wow, ok, don't hurry
You: mmmhhmmmm i start to remove my underware while gazing into your eyes
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: i like that
You: i move close and brush your crotch with my large breasts and move closer to your face
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: closer, baby
You: you start to grope my right breast while we both stand next to the bed
Stranger: i'm gonna kiss you
Stranger: oohhhh
Stranger: you're so hot
You: Quickly i push you onto the bed and you rip off your pants and underware
Stranger: yeah, i want you right now
You: you move further down the bed as i rub my breasts and crotch
Stranger: oooooooh
You: i start to get close to you
Stranger: i'm masturbating
You: oww dirty boy
You: I quickly move face to face with you and grab your penis
You: you start to breathe heavy as i grab your sides
Stranger: mmm, suck it
You: I move back and flip you over as i open your butt and reveal my 40cm black cock, i ram it into your ass harder than a train slaming into a wall
You: you grown with pleasure
You: you scream MORE MORE MORE as i pull in and out of you butt hole
You: do you like that
Stranger: OMG WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: location ?
You: Have you ever thought of worshiping DUrka LuRkA?, he is our almighty!
You: Please type any key for yes!
Stranger: what
You: So your interested are you?
You: Well you did type any key although you typed keys i'll let it pass
You: Please follow me through your magical journey
You: First you must search fail.org in google then go on the first link and listen to the song
You: And then you must head to the barack obamas house and say KFC BITCH!
Stranger: ... what ? ..
Stranger: what do you want?
You: One second i must find the manual for these responces
You: hmmm....
You: Lets see
You: The only response here is fuck you but there must be something better
You: ah found one
Stranger: .... bye:)
You: Please fuck your dirty whore mother and get a life aswell as a real virginity dogs do not count Manlady or ladyman!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Hi
Stranger: i'm iranian
Stranger: U?
You: Gay[/quote]
Also if your pretending your a girl use this [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url]
Am I the only one that does not find this funny.
All of these are pretty unfunny.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: i'm not a girl
You: really?
You: That's a surprise.
You: I would have pegged you for one.
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: The way you wrote hi.
You: just seemed so feminine.
Stranger: ok, why?
You: Because there were tits hanging all over it, goddamn
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I lol'd.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey there little man.....
You: I have some candy in my van.....
Stranger: 3x+2y=25, 3x+y=10 what is 'y'?
You: and toys.....
You: how did you learn such big numbers, my child?
Stranger: congraturations! you have passed the test of verity!
You: Mmmm
You: I did?
You: do i get a reward?
You: maybe you could come to my van....
Stranger: and you can 0000 with me
You: and play with my toys...
Stranger: right?
You: No boy... I just want you to play with my toys
Stranger: what kind of toy?
You: I got some train sets
You: and cars
You: i also got candys
Stranger: you are so strange
Stranger: age?
You: why am i strange, little manP
You: ?
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
You: Im 56, Im just a old lad, trying to find a friend to play with his toys
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: i am 15
You: may i say you look 6 years old...
You: can you count that high, little boy?
Stranger: bye[/QUOTE]
I think he got afraid.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: nice babe
You: asl?
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: 19
You: and u?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: location
Stranger: >?
You: US
Stranger: NL
You: Thats nice
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cool
You: my grandpathers live there
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: were they live?
Stranger: in the land
Stranger: country
You: In the land
Stranger: in the country
Stranger: country=land
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: are you blund
Stranger: are you horny?
You: lol
You: ur pretty straith foward
You: i like that in a guy
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my dick get great
Stranger: do u have a picture of yourself
You: I do
You: wait a sec uploading
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: not atm
You: i lost mine
Stranger: your picture?
You: a guy hacked it, but im gonna make a new one soon
Stranger: i've one
You: can you tell me it?
You: Ill add it later
Stranger: what my picture
Stranger: i will let see it
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
You: I do
Stranger: ok nice
Stranger: here's my picc
Stranger: [url]http://i32.tinypic.com/2pobm2v.jpg[/url]
Stranger: do you have one
You: yeah i do sec
You: ok here it is
You: [url]http://m95.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/aaroo1/tubgirl.jpg.html?src=www&action=view¤t=tubgirl.jpg&mobile=true[/url]
Stranger: what
Stranger: nasty
You: I was kinda wet in that pic, i had just came out of shower
Stranger: that's a joke
Stranger: you're lieing
Stranger: you are lie
You: Welcome.
You: To the internet.
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/QUOTE]
Beware the pic i sent him saying it was me is in fact a tubgirl pic.
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;15981539]Also if your pretending your a girl use this [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Thanks man =D
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Also
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello\
You: are you a guy or girl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f aus
You: u?
Stranger: 18 ina m
You: ah cool hey can you quickly tell me if i look good?
You: [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url]
Stranger: i'm opneing it
You: ok
You: so what do you think of me
Stranger: wait
You: ok
Stranger: i have a bad connection
Stranger: is it really you?
You: yes
You: why wouldnt it be
Stranger: do you have facebook
You: no........
Stranger: why?
You: i take it you do though
You: ow cant be bothered with it :S
Stranger: doing what?
You: puting a profile up and stuff its just a waste of time normaly people end up deleting them anyway
Stranger: I don't understand at all
You: lol dw that and uni i have alot of work seeing as i am becoming a doctor
Stranger: arrrggggg
Stranger: don't say such a difficutlt words
You: what?
Stranger: my english is not good as yours
You: ah sorry
You: well i must be off now
You: lots of men to fuck
Stranger: omg
Stranger: nasty chicken
Stranger: hahahaha
You: chicken as is penis?
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: hahahaha
You: do you like fucking men to?
Stranger: I AM A MAN
You: so you also like men
Stranger: of course not
You: of course yes?
Stranger: I am like a man, but I don't like man... CLEAR???
You: well what you just said was you were a man who likes men seeing as its opposite day
You: so you DONT like men
You: i DONT get you *wink wink*
Stranger: oh my god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: haha they finally told pp asl is boring
Stranger: ppl*
You: Lol
You: haha
You: UMG
You: lol
Stranger: it fucking is
You: Guess what
You: asl
You: :P
You: JOKE
Stranger: :O
Stranger: lol
You: XD
You: UMG HE HUNG UP
You: Or not
You: :P
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
Stranger: and hoiw u know im a dude??
You: Magic
Stranger: good fucking guess lol
You: You left your webcam on
Stranger: ur a girl
Stranger: oh..
You: Not really
You: Just a joke
Stranger: let me do my zipper up plz
Stranger: oh thank christ
You: Lol
You: You'd be in deep shit then
Stranger: nobody wants to see that!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur american?
You: British
You: God save the umg shes dead
Stranger: loll
Stranger: yeah
You: Lol
Stranger: im australian
Stranger: i jst farted
You: Ah nice to see one for a chage
You: Nice...
You: change
You: Omg
You: Brain malfunction
You: :P
Stranger: who is the english god?
Stranger: lol
You: UMG
Stranger: mrs U..M..g?
Stranger: lol jks
You: ;P
You: Im not relegious so idk
Stranger: yeh neither
You: one second
Stranger: ok
You: Back
Stranger: ahh look.. this was ment to be a prank.. gone wrong..
You: Same
Stranger: ive got to know u too well..
You: Shit happens
Stranger: il feel bad so
Stranger: yes lol
You: :(
You: Oh well
You: we could share pranks
Stranger: lol ok :)
Stranger: whats urs
You: Er
You: i have one right here
You: hold on
You: You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: location ?
You: Have you ever thought of worshiping DUrka LuRkA?, he is our almighty!
You: Please type any key for yes!
Stranger: what
You: So your interested are you?
You: Well you did type any key although you typed keys i'll let it pass
You: Please follow me through your magical journey
You: First you must search fail.org in google then go on the first link and listen to the song
You: And then you must head to the barack obamas house and say KFC BITCH!
Stranger: ... what ? ..
Stranger: what do you want?
You: One second i must find the manual for these responces
You: hmmm....
You: Lets see
You: The only response here is fuck you but there must be something better
You: ah found one
Stranger: .... bye:)
You: Please fuck your dirty whore mother and get a life aswell as a real virginity dogs do not count Manlady or ladyman!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i like to pretend im an orc from a mystical villiage
Stranger: wtf!
You: Lol
You: This is just off the top of my head
You: no planning at all
You: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice im still reading
Stranger: well.. now im scared
You: Lol
You: Random
You: Don't worry
You: worrry
You: WRY
You: WRRRREEEYE
You: UMG
Stranger: ..shit
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: Relax
You: This won
Stranger: dnt kill me plz
You: ok
You: lol
You: You: Hi
Stranger: i'm iranian
Stranger: U?
You: Gay
You: theres another
Stranger: how old are u?
You: ladys first
Stranger: bitch lol
You: Now nobody may speak
You: Crap
Stranger: well im at the age where it isnt sad to prank ppl during spare time
You: 16
You: 18
You: 17
Stranger: in other words
Stranger: 16 yes
You: same age :O
Stranger: oh true
Stranger: well im getting too connected here i think..
You: Just don't try anything
Stranger: commitment scares me
You: Im watching you... WITH OPEN EYES > 0_0
Stranger: is ur name squiffy?
You: Nah
Stranger: lol
You: Move all the way to the abc's and your very close
You: then the i's
You: then the omg stuff this
You: DigitalySane
You: Is my nick
Stranger: ur freaking me and my friend out...
You: ORLY
You: Lol
You: Sorry
Stranger: we've been mentally raped b4 see
You: Lol
Stranger: stop fucking typing!
Stranger: just RELAX lol
You: NOES
You: Ok fine
You: Stopping now
Stranger: calm
You: Your turn
Stranger: calm....
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: hold ur fucking hands down
You: done OMG CRAp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good
Stranger: take a breath
You: done
Stranger: so hard saying goodbye to u
You: NOES
Stranger: its like no u hang up!
You: :(
You: D:
You: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9999999
Stranger: dnt gimme that
You: 999 HES HAGING UP RAPE THEM
Stranger: no
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: not again
You: Ok calming down
You: Lol
You: Lol
Stranger: do u have a pill of some kind ur ment to take..
Stranger: if so have u?
You: Lol not really im just acting silly im calm now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: calm the FUCK down!
You: I think i may possibly need to change DigitalySane to Insane sometime
You: well im sane now so no need
Stranger: meh same thing
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can i leave...
You: Noes
Stranger: please..
Stranger: lol
You: Touch the door and ill randomly rape you
You: Through the computer screen
Stranger: ur making it sound more tempting
You: My friend is at your front door so i wouldn't dare if i were you
Stranger: but i put my zipper up already remember
You: Also Iptracker
You: Im in my mobile pc
Stranger: i checked, no one there
You: IM CUMING 4 U
You: DUN DUN DUN
You: Lol
Stranger: hehe cuming..
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: no bodies cumming but me
You: OH NOEs
You: SPLURGHGRRGHR}
Stranger: get off my computer screen
Stranger: ily
You: Lol
Stranger: i always have
You: Im not leaving
You: Im stuck here
Stranger: but if u dont how am i ment to?
You: i was sent here by the ghostbusters
You: They caught me in a trap and put me in the containment grid
You: :|
You: Laz0rs hurt
You: don't touch em
Stranger: tell me about it -.-
You: Tell you friend not to oh shit to late
You: cleanup on laz0r 135
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nooooooo
Stranger: hey ima have a shower
You: Don't use the black slim
Stranger: leaving u in the capable hands of my friend
You: Slime
Stranger: shut up ok
Stranger: just..
Stranger: just shut up
Stranger: lol
You: FINE
You: Is this your friend yet
Stranger: ihy
Stranger: not yet
You: IHYM
Stranger: :O
You: NO WAIT IAYM
You: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: k ily again
Stranger: now ima leave u with my friend
You: K
Stranger: he loves u more
You: say when
You: He better
You: :|
Stranger: starting NOW bye xoxoxox
You: ok
You: hello
Stranger: ILY!!!
You: ILY
Stranger: ha hay hay
You: HELLO
You: I sence Good cop bad cop
Stranger: mmm cookies
You: OI
You: DON'T TOUCH EM
Stranger: what im the bad one right?
Stranger: RIGHT?!
You: er
You: No
You: Depends
You: can't tell yet
Stranger: wait u dont kno me...
You: ILY SO FAR
You: I do now
Stranger: young love....
You: I done it with your gf and she told me everything aslo BAD COP GTFO im TALKING TOO GOOD COP
Stranger: hahaa power went off while my friend was goin in the shower
You: He can always link your penis to the shower and wash himself in semen
You: XD
Stranger: o
Stranger: MG
You: No
Stranger: lol
You: Your doing it wrong
You: It's UMG
You: Now you do it
Stranger: dont tell me how to live...
Stranger: ill love u my way
Stranger: ok ok...
Stranger: jeeezzzzz
You: UMG NOW
Stranger: ....umg
Stranger: dont hurt me
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
You: IT'S UMG
Stranger: shit
Stranger: MGU
You: YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL HAVING SEX
You: OMG
Stranger: U DID IT WRONG!!
You: NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD
You: OH SHIT
You: THAT WAS YOUR FAULT
Stranger: BITCH
You: UMG
You: UMG
You: UMG
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: \UMG!!!!!
Stranger: shit
You: WRONG
You: UMG
Stranger: i mean UMG!!
You: UHHHHMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: groaning much...
Stranger: lol
You: Don't make me get super toaster in here
Stranger: grill some cheeeeeese
You: No
You: I ATE HIM
Stranger: UMG
You: ILL SHIT HIM OUT AND LET YOU TALK TO HIM... URHRHHRRHRUGRAHGRBLARGGHRAHRGHGHRAGHRA
Stranger: cheeesssssseee, u got a problem with cheese?
You: He doesn't have cheese on him
You: only butter
Stranger: hah
Stranger: and bad milk
You: Don't te- OI
Stranger: lol
You: HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACK
Stranger: no no, not at all
Stranger: ...
You: WHY I OUTA SHIT YOU OUT AND EAT YOU AGAIN
You: No wait
You: thats shit
Stranger: woh..
Stranger: lol
You: :|
Stranger: the line was there, u saw it and u went TOOOO FAARR
You: TRANSFORMERS STRANGERS IN DISCISE OR SUMTHING LEIK DAT
Stranger: crap movie i spit on it
Stranger: makes me cry in umgness
You: ><
You: UMG
You: YOU USED NESS
Stranger: lol
You: UMG
You: UMG
You: UMG
You: OMG
You: UMG
You: WTF
You: JESUS
Stranger: shit chillaxxx
You: FLYING
You: BARBACUE
You: BEEF
You: UP
You: A
You: PROSTOTUTES
You: ASS
Stranger: well if ur not gonna have the pills hand them over
You: NO
You: Peeeels here
You: L4D
Stranger: sharing is caring
You: hehehehe
You: NO
You: FRANCIS
You: BEHIND YOU
You: hUNTER
Stranger: de-fenc-ive
Stranger: cunter
You: Hunter punter cunter
Stranger: my bad
You: Ok
Stranger: just came out...
You: Turning calm
You: Calm
You: Calm
You: Calmer than a clam
Stranger: like balm with a c
You: what
Stranger: UMG
You: UMG
You: UMG
You: UMG
You: What does umg mean again?
Stranger: calm remember????
You: Ive said it too much i forget
Stranger: oh my god?
You: no
Stranger: shit idk nemore
You: it's UMG
Stranger: uh my god?
You: You've been making sex sounds this whole time you faggot
You: PUT IT AWAY
You: NO MOAR
Stranger: like a sex groan before my god
You: NO MOAr
Stranger: hey no no no, that guys not here
You: Omfgtitfm
Stranger: hes in the shower with the old milk
You: What
Stranger: and butter
You: Bad cop now?
You: or good cup
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: SHIT
You: I mean CUAP
You: Oh cawk
Stranger: im the second one
Stranger: lol
You: What ones the second one the second good cop or the second bad one?
Stranger: the one after the first one...
Stranger: lol
You: WHAT ONE
You: So your the one after the second one
You: WHAT
You: THE
You: FUCK
Stranger: good cop but u havnt decided lol
You: I have now
You: LET IT BE
You: That
You: umg i can't be bothered withn the speach
You: Ur good cop yadadadad
Stranger: UMG HURRY THE FUCK UP
You: UMG U MADE A SEX SOUND
Stranger: yay?
Stranger: lol so ....did.....u?
You: UMG THERES A diCK IN My BUT U Feg0T
You: FGT
Stranger: its mine, turn around
Stranger: see
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Stranger: hi
You: Er
You: Hello
You: Apparently we both don't have mouths
You: Wtf
Stranger: weve been through this
You: Ok then whos in my shower
You: One sec
Stranger: oh thats george
You: I need to get off your 2 inch dick
You: FGT
Stranger: ur only saying that bcoz ur numb from pain
Stranger: cumdumpster
You: Oh wait thats just because my ass swallowed OMGLOLTHATSBIG
You: :|
Stranger: lol
You: Well i have a ballon pump
Stranger: USE IT THEN
You: *pump* *pump* repeat's
Stranger: lol
You: NOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
You: MUAHHAHA
You: *dickslap*
Stranger: at wat? three legged race?
You: Lol wut
You: k
Stranger: yep u heard me
Stranger: that big...
You: AND THERE OFF
You: DUN DUN DUN
You: Wait what
You: were beting on horses
Stranger: damn i tripped
You: You triped on the way to your seat
Stranger: my KNEEEEEE
You: omg
You: I think you lost something
You: oMG THatT HObo'S RUNNING AWAY WITH UR DIK
Stranger: yer my sense of compasion
You: And that
Stranger: fuck u hobo
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: i kno him
You: throw your leg at him
Stranger: hey its george
You: UMG
You: Hes in his shower transport devise
You: Hello whats this
You: Omg
Stranger: wats ur bitch from the shower doing here?
You: You
You: have
You: got
You: a
You: dildo
You: With
You: rope
You: on
You: it
Stranger: lol
You: UP YER ASS
You: and your slowly moving away
Stranger: like a 20 cent peice tied to string
You: DON'T WORRY ILL GET THE FATMOBILE
You: Batman theam
Stranger: WOH WOH WOH
Stranger: im NOT fat
You: RMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRRMRMMR
You: 2 l8 you ate homer simpson
Stranger: ffs
You: now you are
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hit the nos
Stranger: in the batmobile
You: Wit
Stranger: woh i neeeeeeeeeeed a seeaatbelt
Stranger: crazzzyyy bitch
You: Can you give me a second
You: I mean litterally
Stranger: kk
You: One second
Stranger: OK
You: *pauses tv*
Stranger: lol
You: Back
You: *unpasues*
You: DRIVE
You: GO
Stranger: shiut
Stranger: wait
You: BRMRMRMRMRMMR
Stranger: my pie...
You: too late
Stranger: damn
You: We'll get one at kfc
Stranger: THAT WAS MY MONEY FOR A NEW TIE
You: infact nvm i forgot too many nigs are there
Stranger: with what jesus dollars?
You: What
You: TIEM REWIND
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: my baaaad
You: GOMZLOLGHHHRHHRHRHRAARRAR
Stranger: HANDBRAKE
You: What happened
You: Er
You: We
You: appear
Stranger: are
You: to
You: be
You: in
You: a
Stranger: crash
You: OMG YOUVE GOT A LUNIX TSHIRT ON
Stranger: i am dying
You: OMG I HAVE SOME ubuwhat on it
You: OMG MAC AND PC
You: er
You: they
You: Look
You: like
You: therer
You: gonna
You: KILL
You: US
Stranger: god damn indians
Stranger: quick use ur websling batman
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: no
You: since when did bill mays hire indians to create kahbewm to kill mac and pc
Stranger: lol
You: Wait what
You: OMG AHHHH
You: HELP
You: MACS RAPING Me
You: OMG
You: MAN DOWN
Stranger: use ur fisting fist
You: Ok
You: omg
You: he tied me down
Stranger: fist him/her in the mouth
You: Er
You: Be hind you
You: OMG IT'S PC
Stranger: ow, dildo
You: mPhhahfhhfhwafhfwagfhwagfhgfaw]
Stranger: wat a pussy thing to do pc
You: Pc: UMG
Stranger: UMG u have no balls i ant kick u there wat ever will i do?
You: OMG TITALCUM
You: BLARGGRAGHRGHRAGHRAGHRGHRAGHRAGHR
Stranger: lol
Stranger: CUT
You: Hey look a sperm whail
Stranger: ok people thats a rap
Stranger: lol
You: Don't touch the sperm sam
You: OM NOM NOM
You: too late
You: it ate sam
Stranger: u ate it
Stranger: god dammit how many times
You: WE need a cleanup on sam's face
You: Also
Stranger: too much cum so little time
You: Just for
You: Randomness
You: Also
You: nah nvm
You: the moments gone
Stranger: yeeerrrr andddd..
You: Nvm
Stranger: U RUUINNNNED IT!!
You: NEVER FUCKING MIND YOU PISSY ASS BITCHMAN
Stranger: ok wat? lol
You: One sexom'd
Stranger: oh wait u kno wat ud really like, on a serious/funny note
Stranger: k
You: Ok
You: tell me
You: TELL ME
You: DO IT
You: DO IT
You: Ok turning srsly
Stranger: LOL FUCK OK
Stranger: search POHLICE on youtube
You: Fine
Stranger: its my friend and i
Stranger: we were high
You: Lol
Stranger: im the one (good cop) with the afro
Stranger: but in the vid im actually bad
Stranger: vry vry bad
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: msn?
You: You got stuck on a brick wall
You: and no
You: STEAM?
You: Gaming
Stranger: if ur calm that is..
You: Lol
You: Im never on msn
You: but
You: STEAM
You: NAO
You: If you have steam
You: The program for direct downloads
Stranger: ummmmm
Stranger: myspace?
Stranger: facebook? the normal things?
Stranger: lol
You: NOES
You: ME NO HAVE
You: I'm lazy
You: Lol
You: Do you have steam
You: Y/N
Stranger: DO NOT WANT
You: WHY NOT WANT?
You: IT'S FOR GAMES
Stranger: no so sowwwwy
Stranger: plz forgive meee
Stranger: lol
You: NOES
You: ILL RAPE U
You: RHRAHRHRAHJRAHJHRA
You: Lol
You: Joke
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I KNO
Stranger: dnt ruin the moment
You: Ok fine my msn is [email]chatty_callum@live.co.uk[/email]
Stranger: AGN
You: Just one thing
Stranger: nyaawwww thanx\
You: what
You: Nyawwwwww thanx wut
You: Say it properly
Stranger: thank u...mines [email]mattyjaay@hotmail.com[/email]
You: ok add me
You: ill add you
You: when i get home
You: lol
You: im on holiday
You: Lol
You: Holiday computer
Stranger: lol u kno its 3am here
You: 7pm here
You: uMG
Stranger: we are tired as fuck
Stranger: k ill add u
Stranger: dw
Stranger: DONT WORRY
Stranger: WRY
Stranger: no no
Stranger: dont
You: I can't talk to you on it atm
You: Because
You: well
You: it's not installed over here
You: :P
You: As long as your not going on holiday in a week and abit i'll see you then
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: kk noooooo worriesssss
Stranger: heres that othe guy
Stranger: wait a sec
You: Ok
You: Bad cop yet
You: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hes being a pussy
Stranger: hes gone to bed
Stranger: soz
You: :(
You: Yell fgt at him
You: FGT
You: FGT
You: FGT
Stranger: i did
You: Lol
You: :P
Stranger: he said ok
Stranger: mumbled stupid bitch
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
You: put cream on his hand when hes sleeping and tickle his nose
Stranger: he said tell her i hate her unless she watches the youtube vid
Stranger: YES YES TOTALLY
You: HIM
Stranger: ive done that
Stranger: not to him tho
Stranger: but i will
You: POHLICE EP 1 PART 1?
You: Y/N
Stranger: eh yer u can watch that first lol
Stranger: it is poart one after all
Stranger: yer that one
You: ok
You: I'll post a commend
You: comment
You: :P
You: POAST
You: Done
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbzqwhzS7U[/url]
You: There we go
You: rated aswell
You: 5stars
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: is that urs?
You: Yes
You: POAST
Stranger: LOL
You: CHASE THE BIRDS
You: ZOMG
You: CONE MAN
You: :P
You: Cone fell off
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: fuck internet abt to cut
Stranger: i can see the signs
Stranger: shit shit shit
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNZ_zYQ1o4Y&feature=channel[/url] POAST V2
Stranger: thanks for th convo
You: HOBO IN TRASH
You: Lol
You: Ok
You: If yer gonna go now
Stranger: LOL
You: I'll cya later
You: I guess
Stranger: yer see me
Stranger: i gtg
You: Later
You: Cya on msn
You: in a week n abit
Stranger: lol kk fooohh sure
You: Tell sleepy i stole his bike
You: nah
You: joke
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You: Is it weird if you smell cum when you breathe out?
You: oh fuck
Stranger: ...
You: wrong window
You: soz
Stranger: that s ok
You: so anyway...
You: is it weird if you can smell cum when you breathe out?
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You: GOD I want you so bad you hunky adonis
Stranger: sir
You: sire
Stranger: I would like to talk to you about
Stranger: jesus
You: awesome
You: was he kickass?
Stranger: I know
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: he was the first sex symbol
You: are you good at converting people to christianity?
Stranger: very
You: well im an aethiest so if you can convert me...
You: you win $5
Stranger: sweeeeeet
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so here is my flawless argument about god existing
You: fire away slave
Stranger: k dude?
You: kgo
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: IT CANNOT BE PROVEN OTHERWISE BITCH
Stranger: LAWL
Stranger: except that it i can
Stranger: wait
Stranger: no
You: One quick question
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: let me start over
You: if god is essentially powered by faith, what happens if he proves he exists
Stranger: then your mom
You: If god proved he existed there would no longer be faith and he would puff away in a cloud of logic
Stranger: GOD LOVES YOU <3
Stranger: I win
You: god's a cunt
Stranger: tee hee
Stranger: that is a good argument
Stranger: JJJJJJJJJ
Stranger: EEEEEEEEE
You: cock
Stranger: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: JECOCKX
Stranger: JeSuS
Stranger: jEsUs
Stranger: JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH ME
Stranger: JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT OH YEAH
You: Jews evil society under sex
Stranger: (GUITAR SOLO)
You: J.E.S.U.S
Stranger: DAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
You: what a gay douche
Stranger: DONT HAVE SEX
You: with you? nah
Stranger: IF IT FEELS GOOD ITS WRONG
You: so by that logic, kneeling down and praying is a sin
Stranger: we christians believe anything fun will send you too hell
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you're catching on
You: it feels so good when I kneel down to pray, so therefore prayer is a sin
Stranger: IT COMES DOWN TO THIS
You: poop
Stranger: YOUR KISS
Stranger: YOUR FIST
Stranger: i forget the rest
You: i got a good joke
Stranger: ok
You: A man and a monkey walk into a bar...I forget the rest but your mums a whore
Stranger: wait
Stranger: did you just call my mom a whore?
You: thats what she said
You: and yes
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeet
You: so are you a facepuncher?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I need to go convert people
You: That's what she said
Stranger: peace out dawg
Stranger: lolololololololololol
You: negative
You: one more thing
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[QUOTE=mm3guy;15981656]All of these are pretty unfunny.[/QUOTE]
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You: Sup.
Stranger: nm horny
You: Fucking hookers on anonymous chat services.
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[quote=Omegle]-Friendly chat that is long but boring-
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I really must go
You: Ok
Stranger: bye
You: Goodbye
Stranger: ..
Stranger: : ]
Stranger: u r a nice person
Stranger: : ]
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I feel more happier now.
She was some Malaysian girl that plays Xbox.
Or I hope she was...
[code]You: shit
You: shit shit SHIT dude
Stranger: sup
You: oh GOD you gotta help me man
You: YOU GOTTA FUCKING HELP ME
You: THIS IS NOT GOOD
Stranger: first of all....
You: THIS IS NOT good at ALL
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: im a chick
You: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN
You: you are also a troll
Stranger: wat the hell is rong
You: There are no chicks on the interweb
You: dumbass[/code]
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;15984134][code]You: shit
You: shit shit SHIT dude
Stranger: sup
You: oh GOD you gotta help me man
You: YOU GOTTA FUCKING HELP ME
You: THIS IS NOT GOOD
Stranger: first of all....
You: THIS IS NOT good at ALL
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: im a chick
You: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN
You: you are also a troll
Stranger: wat the hell is rong
You: There are no chicks on the interweb
You: dumbass[/code][/QUOTE]
Hahhahaha.
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