• Omegle V2
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Stranger: hi You: Hey there little girl You: want some candy Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm not very good at abducting children
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: tu madre es caballo You: I have a 3 inch penis Stranger: wow... Stranger: thats small. Stranger: BITCH You: Impressed? Stranger: imma a guy Stranger: u said the most gay thing ever Stranger: BITCH You: Wanna cyber Stranger: and no im not impressed Stranger: No.. Stranger: im a guy You: I put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: okayyy. Stranger: and? You: We fuck Stranger: I dont care Stranger: your suck a fucking asshole. Stranger: BITCH Stranger: go hump a treee Stranger: Biatch You: I'd rather hump you Stranger: im pretty sure your a girl Stranger: who has issues. You: With a enourmous cock Stranger: umm... 3 inches is NOT enourmous. You: In my book it is Stranger: ahah... Stranger: bahahahahaha Stranger: thats hilarious. Stranger: your book is for bitches. You: Bitches and HOes Stranger: who dont have lives or girlfriends Stranger: so... your a whore.. Stranger: haha Stranger: bitfhc You: And enourmous vagainas Stranger: fucking whore. Stranger: again.. Stranger: u should go and die. Stranger: asshole You: Gaping bloody vagainas Stranger: fucking fucktard Stranger: go DIE Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :D
I lol'd
[quote] Stranger: ciao You: hello Stranger: s'up? You: I am going to murder 4 people then I plan to shoot myself in the head at 4pm today Stranger: no no no! You: Why? Stranger: don't please Stranger: 'cause u have people that loves u Stranger: so don't1 Stranger: are you hurt? You: noone loves me. You: You don't know that, stranger. Stranger: well actually there are people that live u You: convince me otherwise. Stranger: *love You: Is that some jesus lovin jargain? Stranger: well who has given the place u live, and chat at the moment? You: I have Stranger: no i just fixed what i wrote You: I have been an orphan my whole life Stranger: uhmm.. but someone still takes care of u! You: Nope. You: Jesus will take care of me, soon enough You: He will take care of me and my 4 new chosen ones You: my friends Stranger: think of the children in africa.. they might not have parents or they have died to aids You: My disciples You: I will pick who lives and who dies Stranger: why do you wanna hurt someone the way u have been hurted? You: Unless I have a good reason not too. Stranger: yeah, well read above Stranger: you are more important than u think You: I am important for jesus Stranger: what if u could help people You: he needs me You: and I plan to being my 4 disciples with me Stranger: well jesus is here with u You: Jesus will be with me Stranger: and with everybody who believes Stranger: he is now with u You: Jesus himself told me to kill You: to claim my disciples and bring them with me You: and to end my very life Stranger: no actually it was the man next door Stranger: do You: I had nirvana with jesus christ Stranger: *he was drunk You: and he told me I get to pick who lives and who dies Stranger: you saw light? You: I have armed and loaded a saiga 12 semi automatic shotgun and I have intent to murder 4 people You: in 5 hours I will end four lives Stranger: no! Stranger: why do you think u can do that? You: Cause it is god will Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I felt mean after this...
Stranger: r u masturbatin You: yes Stranger: really You: yes Stranger: m-f You: f Stranger: im m You: ooo :) You: Are you too? Stranger: of course You: thats hot :) Stranger: im don't masturbate about 7 days Stranger: so it will be a large cum You: ooooo i like that :) Stranger: r u virgin You: yes :) Stranger: age? You: 14 Stranger: and masturbatin You: yes :) Stranger: how is it You: very tight and wet :) Stranger: wht about tits You: 32c :) Stranger: nice Stranger: u have a photo Stranger: i curios of you:) You: hold on :) Stranger: okk:) You: might take a sec so be patient for me :) Stranger: allright no problem:) You: [url]http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/...arts_Xx/me.jpg[/url] You: :) Stranger: its great:) Stranger: wht about tits::) You: hmm idk my parents might get mad :( how about a pic of you now :) Stranger: believe me its great Stranger: u r beautiful You: thank you :)) Stranger: so will i see the most amazing part lady:) You: hmmm you have to show me a pic of you first silly :) Stranger: than lets make a deal Stranger: you send first Stranger: while you are sending i take aphoto Stranger: and snd you Stranger: okk:) You: if you send first ill send a full body shot of me stepping out of the shower for you :) Stranger: my parents are sleeping so it takes my 5 times:) Stranger: while im doing you send me:) Stranger: so we dont wait eachother Stranger: 5 minutes i mean:) Stranger: deal:? You: deal :) Stranger: right im waiting and doing my job:) You: it might take me some time im putting my favorite thong and bra for you :) You: their leopard print ;) Stranger: i don't understamd:) You: you seem special so instead of sending you the other pic im going to take one right now for you :) Stranger: ok im waitin:) You: okk hold on :) Stranger: okk You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons now. Stranger: no im not doing anything Stranger: whats that You: Reference code 3744956127 has been entered into the database, please stand by. Stranger: whats this You: You will now be forwarded to a C.I.A. Agent. Stranger: kiddin:D You: Good evening sir my name is Agent Griffith, would you like to tell me what's going on here? Stranger: just talking please sir Stranger: o i will go You: It seems from the transcript of this chat log that you were asking for pictures of a 14 year old girl? You: Is this correct? Stranger: so she sent me not nude Stranger: its not illegal Stranger: comee oon u r a child im goin You: You asked for nude pictures of a 14 year old girl sir. You: This is in violation of Reference code 3744956127. Stranger: i wil never come to omegle ok im sorry Stranger: ok? You: You can expect a C.I.A agent to be over within the next hour your ip has been logged. Stranger: also he want to show Stranger: ok im goin You: Good night sir. You have disconnected.
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[quote] Stranger: alligator You: im gonna skull fuck your ear you dirty little cunt whore Stranger: HAHAHa You: fuck off You: out of my chat Stranger: go fuck urself You: i do Stranger: good You: wanna help? You: please Stranger: cause you'll never get anything anywayyyy You: it gets lonely Stranger: wohooo You: i know Stranger: i'm the best You: you are You: now sit on my lap you filthy midget Stranger: HAHAh Stranger: first Stranger: how old are you dickhead? You: 19 Stranger: and where u from You: how old are you slit-face You: im from google You: u? Stranger: ahahha Stranger: what the fuck You: ? Stranger: seriouslyy now Stranger: i'm 15 wyoyoyo You: yoyoy? You: yo like yoyo's Stranger: i like your dick even more You: ill dip a yoyo right in your hairy ass you fucking anal beed You: shut the fuck up You: and sit down You: now you listen you little fuck Stranger: euww You: .. i got nothing You: continue Stranger: you're like dominatrix You: no You: im an angry little pedophile You: i thought this site would put out Stranger: hahaha You: but it's full of four eye'd rejects like yourself Stranger: i'm pedooo tooo :D:D You: fuck off then You: im after <5 yr olds You: not some 20 yr old cock juggling virgin [/quote] i win
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: hello Stranger: what music ya like You: rap and dat gangsta shit u no Stranger: oh the grey album is the best rap hip hop album You: ya u no it Stranger: jay z vs the beatles Stranger: epic win You: jay z bc beatles r bugz Stranger: why yes Stranger: they are You: dat scars mi You: ;=; You: i n3d hoeldag Stranger: i like this talk to strangers thing You: same You: fun stuff You: until shit like LOLOL ME CRHIS HANSEN LOL YOU BAD AND CILD MOLEST You: happens Stranger: yer You: ...:( Stranger: some guy was like DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME Stranger: and i left You: following the orders i see Stranger: ever play toribash? You: is that some kind of touhou-related game You: i swear i've heard that somewhere Stranger: wah Stranger: some cool game You: oh lol this is some dummy ragdoll fighting thing You: looks cool Stranger: ot is Stranger: what country u in Stranger: im in australia You: i'm in the states Stranger: cool You: yeah You: so do you guys like actually have kangaroos roaming the whole country or Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [b].[/b]
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[quote]Stranger: hey You: hay Stranger: m or f? You: both Stranger: oh You: makes sex more interesting [/quote] then he left.
[QUOTE=Omegle;15975577]You: hi Stranger: hi You: a/s/l? Stranger: 22/f/ny Stranger: 3 questions You: k Stranger: 1)boy/girl You: boy Stranger: 2)age You: 21 Stranger: 3)sexy time nao or later You: later You: msn? Stranger: no msn You: aw Stranger: only on omegle You: k You: sexy time nao then :) Stranger: yess~ You: cool Stranger: i like being dominated Stranger: you'll dominate me? You: ok Stranger: then you better start~ You: brb Stranger: ... You: just getting some food You: im hungry Stranger: ok~ Stranger: back? Stranger: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. You: nothing like kfc You: =) Stranger: lol Stranger: kfc is pretty good~ You: yeah but the chicken is to hot You: oh crap You: i got hot sauce on my legs Stranger: ohh Stranger: you want me to lick it off for you? Stranger: >o You: its hot Stranger: i don't care Stranger: hot is good~ Stranger: so You: i have some drinks You: want one? Stranger: oh, what kind? You: coke You: ice cold Stranger: hmm Stranger: sure Stranger: ;D You: oh crap You: dog got to it? You: you like dogs? Stranger: ? Stranger: i love dogs You: you want it crispy or fried? Stranger: hmm Stranger: crispy You: one crispy dog coming up You: here boy You: oh You: it took about out of my leg You: ahh the pain Stranger: you're trolling me You: im spent now Stranger: D:[/QUOTE] Man, Girls do like chicken. [QUOTE=Omegle;15975577] You: Hi Stranger: hi You: A/S/L? Stranger: what does that mena You: Age Sex Live You: sex = male or femal You: live = where you live Stranger: 21, male and finland Stranger: you? Stranger: or just disconnect? You: awesome You: 22. Female and it dosnt matter where You: wanna Cyber? Stranger: no really. want to talk politics? You: ok Stranger: fuck bush You: praise allah? Stranger: fuck jesus, allah and all the holy cows You: indeed You: When the time comes they will feel the power of ... Stranger: the great spaghetti You: Amen You: well im off to pray [/QUOTE] SPAGHETTI? [QUOTE=Omegle;15975577] Stranger: hi You: Hi You: A/S/L Stranger: asl? You: ok You: 21/usa You: are you male or female? Stranger: 17 male portugal You: awesome You: female You: wanna Cyber Stranger: lets go then You: you start Stranger: whats your name? You: C-Dogg You: C for Cindy Stranger: c-dogg??? Stranger: oh You: yeah Dogg Stranger: ok You: i like gangs and shit Stranger: well You: you start Stranger: this time there isnt gonna be a gangbang Stranger: just you and me You: k Stranger: and a bed You: il start You: I unzip my pants Stranger: nice You: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... You: oh shit You: i mean your schlong Stranger: your not a girl You: dont shoot me You: I whimper to myself... You: please don't shoot me Mr. Stranger: fuck off, sick bastard[/QUOTE] If anyone know what i based that one on gets a cookie
[quote]You: hey cuti Stranger: hey sexy You: wanna fuc? You: im les :) Stranger: mmhmm Stranger: girl? You: yeah :) Stranger: im brad You: you to? You: oh well Stranger: youre lesbo? You: yeah, but i can be bi :) Stranger: ok You: if u want Stranger: describe yourself for me You: im leila You: blonde You: 5 ft 3 You: supple You: u? Stranger: dirty blonde/light brown Stranger: 5 ft 6 Stranger: athletic You: dirty Stranger: muscular Stranger: dirty You: hawwwt Stranger: bra size? You: dont waer one ;) Stranger: mm sexy You: soo You: wanna get down to buisness? Stranger: sure You: mmmm You: i slowly take off my shirt You: revealing, large firm breasts You: i lean closer too you, rubbing your chest Stranger: i lean forward and kiss your nipples You: mmm Stranger: i unzip your pants You: i quickly reveal a knife from my snatch You: i luncge at you Stranger: i grab you and pin you to the bed You: planting the knife in your forehead Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Haha, pervs.
[quote] Stranger: Hi You: jesus is the jesus Stranger: Are you mocking my religion? Stranger: Mother fucker You: ha, yet another intolerant christian trying to spread the word of jeebus Stranger: Shut the fuck up, Muslim scum You: I am not muslim you racist fuck Stranger: Shut the fuck up You: Do you realize how many contradictions there are in the Bible? You: And the fact it was written by delusional old men You: white, old men Stranger: Where do you come from? You: God has killed and tortured more people than Satan was ever capable of Stranger: Don't question gods ways Stranger: And don't try and find faults in the bible, cause there are none! Stranger: You've been mislead You: Religion was useful back when humanity was dancing around campfires, shooting at each other with bows and arrows, using boiling water as a painkiller and mushrooms to treat wounds You: Now, we can explain things Stranger: Yeah, fuck you You: either that or i have wasted my time on a troll You: because there are 2 kinds of 'religious' people: stupid christians and trolls Stranger: Fuck you Stranger: Faggot You: I am not gay. You: You are desperate because you and your superstition are fighting a losing battle. Stranger: You're a sinner You: If there is no sin in heaven, and humans go to heaven, you must loose all free will because it is human nature to sin Stranger: I don't even believe in god Stranger: Lol [/quote] FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- I got trolled.
[quote]Stranger: Hi You: hi there sailor Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I don't understand what i did wrong. [quote]You: i really need someone to talk to Stranger: yeah me too You: im on edge of killing my father You: and i dont know what to do Stranger: why kill your father You: Because he's a conformist bastard and he burnt my pokemon cards Stranger: oh, just because this? You: YES Stranger: you are so cool You: I HAD A FUCKING SHINEY CHARIZARD GODAMNIT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: horny? You: Yes You: Lets cyber Stranger: m? You: You? Stranger: m You: F Stranger: age? You: 19 Stranger: look I'll be clear. I have a big penis and on cam. if u have a cam let cam You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT Stranger: ok You: ... Stranger: msn? You: Your slow[/quote] :frown: [editline]04:58PM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: horny? You: Yes You: Lets cyber Stranger: m? You: You? Stranger: m You: F Stranger: age? You: 19 Stranger: look I'll be clear. I have a big penis and on cam. if u have a cam let cam You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT Stranger: ok You: ... Stranger: msn? You: Your slow[/quote] :crossarms:
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl Stranger: 25/m/NY. You? You: New York? You: I'm fromt ny too! :D You: 23/f/NY! Stranger: Neat! :D! Stranger: In fact, I'm not -really- in Chicago right now, though I did grow up there. You: aww :( Stranger: But I will be there at the end of the month! Stranger: Truthfully, I'm in Carbondale, downstate. Sorry to disappoint! You: what's your name? Stranger: Steve. Yours? You: Angela Stranger: And how are you today, Angela? You: Bored. You: Everyone on Omegle is bored ¬¬ Stranger: Right, I am too. But surely talking and having fun will help us overcome our boredom. You: well give a subject that's fun then. Stranger: Hmmm. Plans for today? You: Not really You: did most of todays plans already :( Stranger: Well, tell me those! You: Well minus playing Tennis for an hour or two You: I also went to the city to buy some new clothes You: and ... other stuff. Stranger: Ooo. Are you actually in a suburb, not the city? Stranger: And I will be playing soccer in a couple hours! We're sports-twins! You: More like a brother You: sport twins would be playing the same sport at the same level Stranger: Oh, very well. You're no fun. Hah! Stranger: But yay, sister. <3. You: :D You: do you have Live? Stranger: What is Live? :( You: Windows Live? You: Or steam? Stranger: Oh! Sure, I have both! You: really? :D Stranger: But I rarely use them, for I'm on an old, crappy computer. :( You: meh :< Stranger: My pretty, new one exploded a few weeks backk. Stranger: kkkkk. You: This laptop isnt the best either. Stranger: Yay, bad-computer siblings! You: ¬ You: ¬¬* Stranger: Sorry. (v._.)b You: wELL Stranger: Well! You: We can add each other to steam and continue chatting there Stranger: May we actually use Live? Steam sometimes makes the computer lock up. :'( You: But I prefer steam :( You: You can add me there under the name asten. You: Did you add me? Stranger: Hmmmm. Stranger: It's being cranky and wanting a full email address, not just 'asten.' You: The hell You: Asten should be enough. Stranger: One moment! Stranger: Would you try adding me? Stranger: Stranger: Look, I have given you my full name! :O You: Ok, hold on... You: Stranger: Right! You: it's not working :/ Stranger: Goodness. Stranger: Well, let's just talk here. Stranger: I promise not to disconnect randomly. You: *sigh* Stranger: <3? :D You: If one of us disconnects we'll never see each other again You: all this chat is nothing then You: so...~ Stranger: But you have my email address. So it's not -that- bad. Stranger: And anonymity is fun, even if the chat is only temporary! You: :/ You: Don't know what to say Stranger: Tell me a story. You: Well You: This is a story, about how... my life got turned upside down. Stranger: Oh, you. :( Stranger: And here I thought we might be soulmates. You: What do you mean. Stranger: Well, nothing in particular: I'm just glad it stopped you from typing the rest of that song. You: What song? D: Stranger: It bore resemblences to the intro song from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'. You: The wut of wut? Stranger: ... really? You: ? Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A&feature=related[/url] You: oh You: Hahaha You: what Stranger: I'm sure you now see the similarities. Stranger: I'm glad you weren't actually channeling that. You: No, why would I do that? :/ Stranger: A lot of people on here are dumb. Stranger: And like to pull pranks. You: Oh yeah Stranger: I'm glad you're not one of that sort. <3. You: and full of those nerds that yell ASL + WEBCAM PLXX Stranger: Exactly. Stranger: How have your experiences on here been? You: Shabby. Stranger: Quite the shame. Stranger: What can be done to make at least this one super-swank? You: meh You: what do you expect. You: everyone is anonymous here You: thinking they're like a legion Stranger: Anonymity can be used to fun effect too. :P You: A legion of anonymous people, hahaha. You: "Be prepared to be destroyed" You: "All your base are belong to us" Stranger: Right. In fact, I learned of this site through one of those sites -- 4chan's /b/ -- but I'm nicer than many of them. :D! You: Oh? You: You're a 4channer? Stranger: Infrequently. It's a guilty pleasure. You: Thought you wouldn't know about that site :S You: Don't tell, I visit /y/ infrequently <.< Stranger: I do, though I never post, and I'm not terribly interested in the griefing aspects. You: uhoh You: I did it, didn't I? Stranger: Don't tell ... I'm bi and I do too. ;x. You: n_n You: Eh, bi? D: Stranger: Well, sometimes. You: only when you feel like it :S Stranger: Precisely. Stranger: /y/ is fun, though. You: ¬¬ When I'm done with it I always feel like I shouldn't be there. Stranger: Why's that? Stranger: And "done with it" makes me titter. You: -.-; You: nvm You: forget everything I said Stranger: Aw, stranger. Stranger: Why are you clamming up? You: Getting a bit to awkward here D: Stranger: But why? You have anonymity! You: euh... You: hmm... You: but if I go all out it will look weird too :P You: imagine if we go beyond omegle in chatting, you would know all that stuff already Stranger: You're welcome to. I promise to match you! Hah! Stranger: A good point. Hmmmmmmm. Stranger: I promise not to use it against you! :D You: You wouldn't? You: D: You: I know some people who did ~_~ Stranger: What happened? You: haha You: wont tell you. You: :P Stranger: Why not? You: But I have to go soon Stranger: Aw. :( You: I have your... emailadress up there You: be sure to save this all Stranger: Very well! You: I'll email you later <3 Stranger: <3 Bye! You: Wait You: one more thing :( Stranger: Hm? You: Hmm... You: should I ask or not. Stranger: Ask! You: picture exchange? :D Stranger: Okay! You: you first then! You: since I asked first. Stranger: You bum! You: nu-uh You: All fair. You: hmmmmm? Stranger: Pulling one up! Stranger: [url]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v141/128/78/33201902/n33201902_31082657_8674.jpg[/url] Stranger: I'm on the left. You: Oh wow, you're handsome. Stranger: Thank you. You: Uhm well, I hope you dont mind I use this website because its the only way I can actually type out the link to someone You: Looking at that picture of yours there... Stranger: I'm sure it's fine. You: [url=http://*********com/angelammmmeeee]http://*********com/angelammmmeeee - Warning, leads to a shock website[/url] ._.;;; You: I'm the one in the middle. Stranger: :P You: :D You: aint I cute? <3 Stranger: Good set up. Stranger: Tiny bit disappointing. Stranger: But nice work. You: Well then You: I'm glad I succeeded in doing so. Stranger: So, was anything you said true? Stranger: Or was it allll a setup? You: Nope. You: It was all fake. Stranger: Eh. Stranger: Like I said before, I'm not terribly impressed by the griefing. :P You: Sure you aren't :P You: But hey, I was bored. Nothing more fun then spending time on ruining someone else. Stranger: You're actually the first griefer I've run into who typed in full sentences. Stranger: Normally I'm better at spotting it ahead of time. ;) You: Hey. A succesfull griefer has to deliver quality fake. You: Besides that, I dislike all the shitty slang used sometimes. You: u and ur. Stranger: As do I. You: Anyhow, if you excuse me... I'm not from 4chan, so your chat log is safe there. Stranger: Very kind of you. You: Oh and there was one thing true about the whole chat. Stranger: I'd be a bit emotastic if my email address were flooded. Stranger: What's that? You: I really have to go. Stranger: Be seeing you. You: So with this I take my leave! You: Baibaaaaaai![/quote] If I had more time I would continue, but I have to go.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: f 20 australia Stranger: wow Stranger: good Stranger: where in australia? You: vic Stranger: state victoria? You: yes Stranger: hm Stranger: i'm not good at australian geography) You: lol You: were are you from? Stranger: russia You: ah You: male? Stranger: moscow Stranger: yeah You: ah You: cyber? Stranger: no Stranger: i hate &#1077;&#1088;&#1077; You: :( You: i am board Stranger: do you like cyber? You: ow yea Stranger: ok, then start You: i will do all the work Stranger: i'll see, may be i'll like it Stranger: ok You: i start by taking off my cloths real slow Stranger: no problem Stranger: wow, ok, don't hurry You: mmmhhmmmm i start to remove my underware while gazing into your eyes Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: i like that You: i move close and brush your crotch with my large breasts and move closer to your face Stranger: yeah Stranger: closer, baby You: you start to grope my right breast while we both stand next to the bed Stranger: i'm gonna kiss you Stranger: oohhhh Stranger: you're so hot You: Quickly i push you onto the bed and you rip off your pants and underware Stranger: yeah, i want you right now You: you move further down the bed as i rub my breasts and crotch Stranger: oooooooh You: i start to get close to you Stranger: i'm masturbating You: oww dirty boy You: I quickly move face to face with you and grab your penis You: you start to breathe heavy as i grab your sides Stranger: mmm, suck it You: I move back and flip you over as i open your butt and reveal my 40cm black cock, i ram it into your ass harder than a train slaming into a wall You: you grown with pleasure You: you scream MORE MORE MORE as i pull in and out of you butt hole You: do you like that Stranger: OMG WTF Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: Hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: location ? You: Have you ever thought of worshiping DUrka LuRkA?, he is our almighty! You: Please type any key for yes! Stranger: what You: So your interested are you? You: Well you did type any key although you typed keys i'll let it pass You: Please follow me through your magical journey You: First you must search fail.org in google then go on the first link and listen to the song You: And then you must head to the barack obamas house and say KFC BITCH! Stranger: ... what ? .. Stranger: what do you want? You: One second i must find the manual for these responces You: hmmm.... You: Lets see You: The only response here is fuck you but there must be something better You: ah found one Stranger: .... bye:) You: Please fuck your dirty whore mother and get a life aswell as a real virginity dogs do not count Manlady or ladyman! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Hi Stranger: i'm iranian Stranger: U? You: Gay[/quote] Also if your pretending your a girl use this [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url]
Am I the only one that does not find this funny.
All of these are pretty unfunny.
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hello. Stranger: i'm not a girl You: really? You: That's a surprise. You: I would have pegged you for one. Stranger: what do you mean? You: The way you wrote hi. You: just seemed so feminine. Stranger: ok, why? You: Because there were tits hanging all over it, goddamn You have disconnected.[/quote] I lol'd.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey there little man..... You: I have some candy in my van..... Stranger: 3x+2y=25, 3x+y=10 what is 'y'? You: and toys..... You: how did you learn such big numbers, my child? Stranger: congraturations! you have passed the test of verity! You: Mmmm You: I did? You: do i get a reward? You: maybe you could come to my van.... Stranger: and you can 0000 with me You: and play with my toys... Stranger: right? You: No boy... I just want you to play with my toys Stranger: what kind of toy? You: I got some train sets You: and cars You: i also got candys Stranger: you are so strange Stranger: age? You: why am i strange, little manP You: ? Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 You: Im 56, Im just a old lad, trying to find a friend to play with his toys Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: i am 15 You: may i say you look 6 years old... You: can you count that high, little boy? Stranger: bye[/QUOTE] I think he got afraid. [QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: nice babe You: asl? Stranger: f/m? You: f Stranger: m Stranger: age Stranger: ? You: 19 You: and u? Stranger: 18 Stranger: location Stranger: >? You: US Stranger: NL You: Thats nice Stranger: yes Stranger: cool You: my grandpathers live there Stranger: ok good Stranger: were they live? Stranger: in the land Stranger: country You: In the land Stranger: in the country Stranger: country=land Stranger: :-) Stranger: are you blund Stranger: are you horny? You: lol You: ur pretty straith foward You: i like that in a guy Stranger: nice Stranger: my dick get great Stranger: do u have a picture of yourself You: I do You: wait a sec uploading Stranger: do you have msn? You: not atm You: i lost mine Stranger: your picture? You: a guy hacked it, but im gonna make a new one soon Stranger: i've one You: can you tell me it? You: Ill add it later Stranger: what my picture Stranger: i will let see it Stranger: do you have a webcam? You: I do Stranger: ok nice Stranger: here's my picc Stranger: [url]http://i32.tinypic.com/2pobm2v.jpg[/url] Stranger: do you have one You: yeah i do sec You: ok here it is You: [url]http://m95.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/aaroo1/tubgirl.jpg.html?src=www&action=view&current=tubgirl.jpg&mobile=true[/url] Stranger: what Stranger: nasty You: I was kinda wet in that pic, i had just came out of shower Stranger: that's a joke Stranger: you're lieing Stranger: you are lie You: Welcome. You: To the internet. You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/QUOTE] Beware the pic i sent him saying it was me is in fact a tubgirl pic.
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;15981539]Also if your pretending your a girl use this [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Thanks man =D -------------------------- Also Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello\ You: are you a guy or girl Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 19 f aus You: u? Stranger: 18 ina m You: ah cool hey can you quickly tell me if i look good? You: [url]http://fileserver7.jpghosting.com/images/2_2a7307a0da6fab6f6a536827bc9ad3e9.jpg[/url] Stranger: i'm opneing it You: ok You: so what do you think of me Stranger: wait You: ok Stranger: i have a bad connection Stranger: is it really you? You: yes You: why wouldnt it be Stranger: do you have facebook You: no........ Stranger: why? You: i take it you do though You: ow cant be bothered with it :S Stranger: doing what? You: puting a profile up and stuff its just a waste of time normaly people end up deleting them anyway Stranger: I don't understand at all You: lol dw that and uni i have alot of work seeing as i am becoming a doctor Stranger: arrrggggg Stranger: don't say such a difficutlt words You: what? Stranger: my english is not good as yours You: ah sorry You: well i must be off now You: lots of men to fuck Stranger: omg Stranger: nasty chicken Stranger: hahahaha You: chicken as is penis? Stranger: whatever Stranger: hahahaha You: do you like fucking men to? Stranger: I AM A MAN You: so you also like men Stranger: of course not You: of course yes? Stranger: I am like a man, but I don't like man... CLEAR??? You: well what you just said was you were a man who likes men seeing as its opposite day You: so you DONT like men You: i DONT get you *wink wink* Stranger: oh my god Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello Stranger: haha they finally told pp asl is boring Stranger: ppl* You: Lol You: haha You: UMG You: lol Stranger: it fucking is You: Guess what You: asl You: :P You: JOKE Stranger: :O Stranger: lol You: XD You: UMG HE HUNG UP You: Or not You: :P Stranger: no Stranger: lol You: Lol Stranger: and hoiw u know im a dude?? You: Magic Stranger: good fucking guess lol You: You left your webcam on Stranger: ur a girl Stranger: oh.. You: Not really You: Just a joke Stranger: let me do my zipper up plz Stranger: oh thank christ You: Lol You: You'd be in deep shit then Stranger: nobody wants to see that! Stranger: lol Stranger: ur american? You: British You: God save the umg shes dead Stranger: loll Stranger: yeah You: Lol Stranger: im australian Stranger: i jst farted You: Ah nice to see one for a chage You: Nice... You: change You: Omg You: Brain malfunction You: :P Stranger: who is the english god? Stranger: lol You: UMG Stranger: mrs U..M..g? Stranger: lol jks You: ;P You: Im not relegious so idk Stranger: yeh neither You: one second Stranger: ok You: Back Stranger: ahh look.. this was ment to be a prank.. gone wrong.. You: Same Stranger: ive got to know u too well.. You: Shit happens Stranger: il feel bad so Stranger: yes lol You: :( You: Oh well You: we could share pranks Stranger: lol ok :) Stranger: whats urs You: Er You: i have one right here You: hold on You: You: Hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: location ? You: Have you ever thought of worshiping DUrka LuRkA?, he is our almighty! You: Please type any key for yes! Stranger: what You: So your interested are you? You: Well you did type any key although you typed keys i'll let it pass You: Please follow me through your magical journey You: First you must search fail.org in google then go on the first link and listen to the song You: And then you must head to the barack obamas house and say KFC BITCH! Stranger: ... what ? .. Stranger: what do you want? You: One second i must find the manual for these responces You: hmmm.... You: Lets see You: The only response here is fuck you but there must be something better You: ah found one Stranger: .... bye:) You: Please fuck your dirty whore mother and get a life aswell as a real virginity dogs do not count Manlady or ladyman! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: i like to pretend im an orc from a mystical villiage Stranger: wtf! You: Lol You: This is just off the top of my head You: no planning at all You: :P Stranger: haha Stranger: nice im still reading Stranger: well.. now im scared You: Lol You: Random You: Don't worry You: worrry You: WRY You: WRRRREEEYE You: UMG Stranger: ..shit You: lol Stranger: lol You: Relax You: This won Stranger: dnt kill me plz You: ok You: lol You: You: Hi Stranger: i'm iranian Stranger: U? You: Gay You: theres another Stranger: how old are u? You: ladys first Stranger: bitch lol You: Now nobody may speak You: Crap Stranger: well im at the age where it isnt sad to prank ppl during spare time You: 16 You: 18 You: 17 Stranger: in other words Stranger: 16 yes You: same age :O Stranger: oh true Stranger: well im getting too connected here i think.. You: Just don't try anything Stranger: commitment scares me You: Im watching you... WITH OPEN EYES > 0_0 Stranger: is ur name squiffy? You: Nah Stranger: lol You: Move all the way to the abc's and your very close You: then the i's You: then the omg stuff this You: DigitalySane You: Is my nick Stranger: ur freaking me and my friend out... You: ORLY You: Lol You: Sorry Stranger: we've been mentally raped b4 see You: Lol Stranger: stop fucking typing! Stranger: just RELAX lol You: NOES You: Ok fine You: Stopping now Stranger: calm You: Your turn Stranger: calm.... Stranger: ok good Stranger: hold ur fucking hands down You: done OMG CRAp Stranger: lol Stranger: good Stranger: take a breath You: done Stranger: so hard saying goodbye to u You: NOES Stranger: its like no u hang up! You: :( You: D: You: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9999999 Stranger: dnt gimme that You: 999 HES HAGING UP RAPE THEM Stranger: no Stranger: NOOO Stranger: not again You: Ok calming down You: Lol You: Lol Stranger: do u have a pill of some kind ur ment to take.. Stranger: if so have u? You: Lol not really im just acting silly im calm now Stranger: ok Stranger: calm the FUCK down! You: I think i may possibly need to change DigitalySane to Insane sometime You: well im sane now so no need Stranger: meh same thing Stranger: lol Stranger: can i leave... You: Noes Stranger: please.. Stranger: lol You: Touch the door and ill randomly rape you You: Through the computer screen Stranger: ur making it sound more tempting You: My friend is at your front door so i wouldn't dare if i were you Stranger: but i put my zipper up already remember You: Also Iptracker You: Im in my mobile pc Stranger: i checked, no one there You: IM CUMING 4 U You: DUN DUN DUN You: Lol Stranger: hehe cuming.. Stranger: hey! Stranger: hey! Stranger: no bodies cumming but me You: OH NOEs You: SPLURGHGRRGHR} Stranger: get off my computer screen Stranger: ily You: Lol Stranger: i always have You: Im not leaving You: Im stuck here Stranger: but if u dont how am i ment to? You: i was sent here by the ghostbusters You: They caught me in a trap and put me in the containment grid You: :| You: Laz0rs hurt You: don't touch em Stranger: tell me about it -.- You: Tell you friend not to oh shit to late You: cleanup on laz0r 135 Stranger: lol Stranger: nooooooo Stranger: hey ima have a shower You: Don't use the black slim Stranger: leaving u in the capable hands of my friend You: Slime Stranger: shut up ok Stranger: just.. Stranger: just shut up Stranger: lol You: FINE You: Is this your friend yet Stranger: ihy Stranger: not yet You: IHYM Stranger: :O You: NO WAIT IAYM You: OM NOM NOM Stranger: k ily again Stranger: now ima leave u with my friend You: K Stranger: he loves u more You: say when You: He better You: :| Stranger: starting NOW bye xoxoxox You: ok You: hello Stranger: ILY!!! You: ILY Stranger: ha hay hay You: HELLO You: I sence Good cop bad cop Stranger: mmm cookies You: OI You: DON'T TOUCH EM Stranger: what im the bad one right? Stranger: RIGHT?! You: er You: No You: Depends You: can't tell yet Stranger: wait u dont kno me... You: ILY SO FAR You: I do now Stranger: young love.... You: I done it with your gf and she told me everything aslo BAD COP GTFO im TALKING TOO GOOD COP Stranger: hahaa power went off while my friend was goin in the shower You: He can always link your penis to the shower and wash himself in semen You: XD Stranger: o Stranger: MG You: No Stranger: lol You: Your doing it wrong You: It's UMG You: Now you do it Stranger: dont tell me how to live... Stranger: ill love u my way Stranger: ok ok... Stranger: jeeezzzzz You: UMG NOW Stranger: ....umg Stranger: dont hurt me You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING You: IT'S UMG Stranger: shit Stranger: MGU You: YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL HAVING SEX You: OMG Stranger: U DID IT WRONG!! You: NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD You: OH SHIT You: THAT WAS YOUR FAULT Stranger: BITCH You: UMG You: UMG You: UMG Stranger: HAHA Stranger: \UMG!!!!! Stranger: shit You: WRONG You: UMG Stranger: i mean UMG!! You: UHHHHMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Stranger: groaning much... Stranger: lol You: Don't make me get super toaster in here Stranger: grill some cheeeeeese You: No You: I ATE HIM Stranger: UMG You: ILL SHIT HIM OUT AND LET YOU TALK TO HIM... URHRHHRRHRUGRAHGRBLARGGHRAHRGHGHRAGHRA Stranger: cheeesssssseee, u got a problem with cheese? You: He doesn't have cheese on him You: only butter Stranger: hah Stranger: and bad milk You: Don't te- OI Stranger: lol You: HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACK Stranger: no no, not at all Stranger: ... You: WHY I OUTA SHIT YOU OUT AND EAT YOU AGAIN You: No wait You: thats shit Stranger: woh.. Stranger: lol You: :| Stranger: the line was there, u saw it and u went TOOOO FAARR You: TRANSFORMERS STRANGERS IN DISCISE OR SUMTHING LEIK DAT Stranger: crap movie i spit on it Stranger: makes me cry in umgness You: >< You: UMG You: YOU USED NESS Stranger: lol You: UMG You: UMG You: UMG You: OMG You: UMG You: WTF You: JESUS Stranger: shit chillaxxx You: FLYING You: BARBACUE You: BEEF You: UP You: A You: PROSTOTUTES You: ASS Stranger: well if ur not gonna have the pills hand them over You: NO You: Peeeels here You: L4D Stranger: sharing is caring You: hehehehe You: NO You: FRANCIS You: BEHIND YOU You: hUNTER Stranger: de-fenc-ive Stranger: cunter You: Hunter punter cunter Stranger: my bad You: Ok Stranger: just came out... You: Turning calm You: Calm You: Calm You: Calmer than a clam Stranger: like balm with a c You: what Stranger: UMG You: UMG You: UMG You: UMG You: What does umg mean again? Stranger: calm remember???? You: Ive said it too much i forget Stranger: oh my god? You: no Stranger: shit idk nemore You: it's UMG Stranger: uh my god? You: You've been making sex sounds this whole time you faggot You: PUT IT AWAY You: NO MOAR Stranger: like a sex groan before my god You: NO MOAr Stranger: hey no no no, that guys not here You: Omfgtitfm Stranger: hes in the shower with the old milk You: What Stranger: and butter You: Bad cop now? You: or good cup Stranger: NOOO Stranger: SHIT You: I mean CUAP You: Oh cawk Stranger: im the second one Stranger: lol You: What ones the second one the second good cop or the second bad one? Stranger: the one after the first one... Stranger: lol You: WHAT ONE You: So your the one after the second one You: WHAT You: THE You: FUCK Stranger: good cop but u havnt decided lol You: I have now You: LET IT BE You: That You: umg i can't be bothered withn the speach You: Ur good cop yadadadad Stranger: UMG HURRY THE FUCK UP You: UMG U MADE A SEX SOUND Stranger: yay? Stranger: lol so ....did.....u? You: UMG THERES A diCK IN My BUT U Feg0T You: FGT Stranger: its mine, turn around Stranger: see You: OH MY FUCKING GOD Stranger: hi You: Er You: Hello You: Apparently we both don't have mouths You: Wtf Stranger: weve been through this You: Ok then whos in my shower You: One sec Stranger: oh thats george You: I need to get off your 2 inch dick You: FGT Stranger: ur only saying that bcoz ur numb from pain Stranger: cumdumpster You: Oh wait thats just because my ass swallowed OMGLOLTHATSBIG You: :| Stranger: lol You: Well i have a ballon pump Stranger: USE IT THEN You: *pump* *pump* repeat's Stranger: lol You: NOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME You: MUAHHAHA You: *dickslap* Stranger: at wat? three legged race? You: Lol wut You: k Stranger: yep u heard me Stranger: that big... You: AND THERE OFF You: DUN DUN DUN You: Wait what You: were beting on horses Stranger: damn i tripped You: You triped on the way to your seat Stranger: my KNEEEEEE You: omg You: I think you lost something You: oMG THatT HObo'S RUNNING AWAY WITH UR DIK Stranger: yer my sense of compasion You: And that Stranger: fuck u hobo Stranger: no wait Stranger: i kno him You: throw your leg at him Stranger: hey its george You: UMG You: Hes in his shower transport devise You: Hello whats this You: Omg Stranger: wats ur bitch from the shower doing here? You: You You: have You: got You: a You: dildo You: With You: rope You: on You: it Stranger: lol You: UP YER ASS You: and your slowly moving away Stranger: like a 20 cent peice tied to string You: DON'T WORRY ILL GET THE FATMOBILE You: Batman theam Stranger: WOH WOH WOH Stranger: im NOT fat You: RMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRRMRMMR You: 2 l8 you ate homer simpson Stranger: ffs You: now you are Stranger: lol Stranger: hit the nos Stranger: in the batmobile You: Wit Stranger: woh i neeeeeeeeeeed a seeaatbelt Stranger: crazzzyyy bitch You: Can you give me a second You: I mean litterally Stranger: kk You: One second Stranger: OK You: *pauses tv* Stranger: lol You: Back You: *unpasues* You: DRIVE You: GO Stranger: shiut Stranger: wait You: BRMRMRMRMRMMR Stranger: my pie... You: too late Stranger: damn You: We'll get one at kfc Stranger: THAT WAS MY MONEY FOR A NEW TIE You: infact nvm i forgot too many nigs are there Stranger: with what jesus dollars? You: What You: TIEM REWIND Stranger: oh right Stranger: my baaaad You: GOMZLOLGHHHRHHRHRHRAARRAR Stranger: HANDBRAKE You: What happened You: Er You: We You: appear Stranger: are You: to You: be You: in You: a Stranger: crash You: OMG YOUVE GOT A LUNIX TSHIRT ON Stranger: i am dying You: OMG I HAVE SOME ubuwhat on it You: OMG MAC AND PC You: er You: they You: Look You: like You: therer You: gonna You: KILL You: US Stranger: god damn indians Stranger: quick use ur websling batman Stranger: fuck Stranger: no You: since when did bill mays hire indians to create kahbewm to kill mac and pc Stranger: lol You: Wait what You: OMG AHHHH You: HELP You: MACS RAPING Me You: OMG You: MAN DOWN Stranger: use ur fisting fist You: Ok You: omg You: he tied me down Stranger: fist him/her in the mouth You: Er You: Be hind you You: OMG IT'S PC Stranger: ow, dildo You: mPhhahfhhfhwafhfwagfhwagfhgfaw] Stranger: wat a pussy thing to do pc You: Pc: UMG Stranger: UMG u have no balls i ant kick u there wat ever will i do? You: OMG TITALCUM You: BLARGGRAGHRGHRAGHRAGHRGHRAGHRAGHR Stranger: lol Stranger: CUT You: Hey look a sperm whail Stranger: ok people thats a rap Stranger: lol You: Don't touch the sperm sam You: OM NOM NOM You: too late You: it ate sam Stranger: u ate it Stranger: god dammit how many times You: WE need a cleanup on sam's face You: Also Stranger: too much cum so little time You: Just for You: Randomness You: Also You: nah nvm You: the moments gone Stranger: yeeerrrr andddd.. You: Nvm Stranger: U RUUINNNNED IT!! You: NEVER FUCKING MIND YOU PISSY ASS BITCHMAN Stranger: ok wat? lol You: One sexom'd Stranger: oh wait u kno wat ud really like, on a serious/funny note Stranger: k You: Ok You: tell me You: TELL ME You: DO IT You: DO IT You: Ok turning srsly Stranger: LOL FUCK OK Stranger: search POHLICE on youtube You: Fine Stranger: its my friend and i Stranger: we were high You: Lol Stranger: im the one (good cop) with the afro Stranger: but in the vid im actually bad Stranger: vry vry bad You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: msn? You: You got stuck on a brick wall You: and no You: STEAM? You: Gaming Stranger: if ur calm that is.. You: Lol You: Im never on msn You: but You: STEAM You: NAO You: If you have steam You: The program for direct downloads Stranger: ummmmm Stranger: myspace? Stranger: facebook? the normal things? Stranger: lol You: NOES You: ME NO HAVE You: I'm lazy You: Lol You: Do you have steam You: Y/N Stranger: DO NOT WANT You: WHY NOT WANT? You: IT'S FOR GAMES Stranger: no so sowwwwy Stranger: plz forgive meee Stranger: lol You: NOES You: ILL RAPE U You: RHRAHRHRAHJRAHJHRA You: Lol You: Joke Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: lol Stranger: I KNO Stranger: dnt ruin the moment You: Ok fine my msn is [email]chatty_callum@live.co.uk[/email] Stranger: AGN You: Just one thing Stranger: nyaawwww thanx\ You: what You: Nyawwwwww thanx wut You: Say it properly Stranger: thank u...mines [email]mattyjaay@hotmail.com[/email] You: ok add me You: ill add you You: when i get home You: lol You: im on holiday You: Lol You: Holiday computer Stranger: lol u kno its 3am here You: 7pm here You: uMG Stranger: we are tired as fuck Stranger: k ill add u Stranger: dw Stranger: DONT WORRY Stranger: WRY Stranger: no no Stranger: dont You: I can't talk to you on it atm You: Because You: well You: it's not installed over here You: :P You: As long as your not going on holiday in a week and abit i'll see you then Stranger: LOL Stranger: kk noooooo worriesssss Stranger: heres that othe guy Stranger: wait a sec You: Ok You: Bad cop yet You: :P Stranger: haha Stranger: hes being a pussy Stranger: hes gone to bed Stranger: soz You: :( You: Yell fgt at him You: FGT You: FGT You: FGT Stranger: i did You: Lol You: :P Stranger: he said ok Stranger: mumbled stupid bitch Stranger: lol You: Lol You: put cream on his hand when hes sleeping and tickle his nose Stranger: he said tell her i hate her unless she watches the youtube vid Stranger: YES YES TOTALLY You: HIM Stranger: ive done that Stranger: not to him tho Stranger: but i will You: POHLICE EP 1 PART 1? You: Y/N Stranger: eh yer u can watch that first lol Stranger: it is poart one after all Stranger: yer that one You: ok You: I'll post a commend You: comment You: :P You: POAST You: Done You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbzqwhzS7U[/url] You: There we go You: rated aswell You: 5stars Stranger: LOL Stranger: is that urs? You: Yes You: POAST Stranger: LOL You: CHASE THE BIRDS You: ZOMG You: CONE MAN You: :P You: Cone fell off Stranger: LOL Stranger: fuck internet abt to cut Stranger: i can see the signs Stranger: shit shit shit You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNZ_zYQ1o4Y&feature=channel[/url] POAST V2 Stranger: thanks for th convo You: HOBO IN TRASH You: Lol You: Ok You: If yer gonna go now Stranger: LOL You: I'll cya later You: I guess Stranger: yer see me Stranger: i gtg You: Later You: Cya on msn You: in a week n abit Stranger: lol kk fooohh sure You: Tell sleepy i stole his bike You: nah You: joke Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Good Times!
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Is it weird if you smell cum when you breathe out? You: oh fuck Stranger: ... You: wrong window You: soz Stranger: that s ok You: so anyway... You: is it weird if you can smell cum when you breathe out? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]03:38AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: GOD I want you so bad you hunky adonis Stranger: sir You: sire Stranger: I would like to talk to you about Stranger: jesus You: awesome You: was he kickass? Stranger: I know Stranger: oh yes Stranger: he was the first sex symbol You: are you good at converting people to christianity? Stranger: very You: well im an aethiest so if you can convert me... You: you win $5 Stranger: sweeeeeet Stranger: ok Stranger: so here is my flawless argument about god existing You: fire away slave Stranger: k dude? You: kgo Stranger: lawl Stranger: IT CANNOT BE PROVEN OTHERWISE BITCH Stranger: LAWL Stranger: except that it i can Stranger: wait Stranger: no You: One quick question Stranger: fuck Stranger: let me start over You: if god is essentially powered by faith, what happens if he proves he exists Stranger: then your mom You: If god proved he existed there would no longer be faith and he would puff away in a cloud of logic Stranger: GOD LOVES YOU <3 Stranger: I win You: god's a cunt Stranger: tee hee Stranger: that is a good argument Stranger: JJJJJJJJJ Stranger: EEEEEEEEE You: cock Stranger: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Stranger: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS You: JECOCKX Stranger: JeSuS Stranger: jEsUs Stranger: JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT WITH ME Stranger: JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT OH YEAH You: Jews evil society under sex Stranger: (GUITAR SOLO) You: J.E.S.U.S Stranger: DAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA You: what a gay douche Stranger: DONT HAVE SEX You: with you? nah Stranger: IF IT FEELS GOOD ITS WRONG You: so by that logic, kneeling down and praying is a sin Stranger: we christians believe anything fun will send you too hell Stranger: yeah Stranger: you're catching on You: it feels so good when I kneel down to pray, so therefore prayer is a sin Stranger: IT COMES DOWN TO THIS You: poop Stranger: YOUR KISS Stranger: YOUR FIST Stranger: i forget the rest You: i got a good joke Stranger: ok You: A man and a monkey walk into a bar...I forget the rest but your mums a whore Stranger: wait Stranger: did you just call my mom a whore? You: thats what she said You: and yes Stranger: sweet Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeet You: so are you a facepuncher? Stranger: wow Stranger: what? Stranger: I need to go convert people You: That's what she said Stranger: peace out dawg Stranger: lolololololololololol You: negative You: one more thing Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;15981656]All of these are pretty unfunny.[/QUOTE] qft
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Nigger You have disconnected. [editline]03:06PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Sup. Stranger: nm horny You: Fucking hookers on anonymous chat services. You have disconnected.
[quote=Omegle]-Friendly chat that is long but boring- Stranger: haha Stranger: ok Stranger: I really must go You: Ok Stranger: bye You: Goodbye Stranger: .. Stranger: : ] Stranger: u r a nice person Stranger: : ] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I feel more happier now. She was some Malaysian girl that plays Xbox. Or I hope she was...
[code]You: shit You: shit shit SHIT dude Stranger: sup You: oh GOD you gotta help me man You: YOU GOTTA FUCKING HELP ME You: THIS IS NOT GOOD Stranger: first of all.... You: THIS IS NOT good at ALL You: SERIOUSLY Stranger: im a chick You: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN You: you are also a troll Stranger: wat the hell is rong You: There are no chicks on the interweb You: dumbass[/code]
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;15984134][code]You: shit You: shit shit SHIT dude Stranger: sup You: oh GOD you gotta help me man You: YOU GOTTA FUCKING HELP ME You: THIS IS NOT GOOD Stranger: first of all.... You: THIS IS NOT good at ALL You: SERIOUSLY Stranger: im a chick You: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN You: you are also a troll Stranger: wat the hell is rong You: There are no chicks on the interweb You: dumbass[/code][/QUOTE] Hahhahaha.
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