• Omegle V2
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i couldn't resist doing portal shit [quote]Stranger: Hey You: Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because, despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You: There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall NOT be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too. You: Look, you're wasting your time. And believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? *Survival*? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed-up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: Stranger: ... Stranger: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: SO I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ Stranger: OH YAH! LEIK TOTELLLEE! You: OMAGAD Stranger: I ALSO TOALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. You: YOU DONT?! You: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU LEIK?! Stranger: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE... F'IN SWEEET DUDE You: R U FIN SRS?! You: CUZ MUDKIPZ ARE LEIK TEH COOLEST YOU You: YO Stranger: YO! OMGGGGGGG Stranger: I LOVE THAT WORD Stranger: ARE YOU LEIK... A SCRIBBLER? Stranger: WELL FINE Stranger: BE THAT WAY. You: LOL You: NO I AM NOT A SCRIBBLER Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! You: WHATS A SCRIBBLER You: NO I DONT You: I NEVER DID You: MWAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: BUT... AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS! Stranger: AND THE FACT THAT YOU... YOU PROPOSED TO ME You: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You: I NEVER PROPOSED TO YOU!!! Stranger: APRIL FOOLS! You: ITS NOT APRIL!!! Stranger: this is your father, marianne You: BUT LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER! Stranger: no darth. Stranger: ... now marianne... GET TO BED! You: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! Stranger: what? You: PRINCESS LEIAH IS YOUR SISTER! Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You: AND OBI-WAN?! Stranger: HE'S MY BOYTOY? You: I USED TO BE HIS PADAWAN. You: YOU REVERSE-PEDOPHILE! Stranger: WAHHHHHH? Stranger: IT'S CALLED A COUGAR. You: OH WAIT, YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT A PADAWAN IS BECUZ U NEVER REALLY ARE A JEDI-KNIGHT. Stranger: GET IT RIGHT! Stranger: I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: HELLO Stranger: i have a big problem Stranger: you need to help me You: what problem? Stranger: i cant pee Stranger: big problem you see Stranger: ??? Stranger: it heard.. Stranger: a lot You: ouch Stranger: ohh.. it begins to bleed.. You: boy or girl? Stranger: HELP ME Stranger: boy Stranger: HELP You: go see a doctor!! You: wait, is this one of those games? o_O You: or are you for real? Stranger: i think it becuase, you sholudn't play with fish and so.. Stranger: games?? Stranger: what games? Stranger: I only known patman You: like "you are stuck in a dark room, and an angry man is sitting in the middle of it" Stranger: and ofcouse pacman You: lol You: what century are you from? Stranger: ohh.. like mexico people.. very sad... Stranger: but not me Stranger: im from india You: oh it must be crowded there. Stranger: i like to eat, but now i cant pee and make a phoo... Stranger: you know? You: uhhh Stranger: a big problem You: eat foods with lots of fiber. You: what have you been eating lately? Stranger: ohh.. Stranger: my bad.. i think i eat the wrong food :O Stranger: because Stranger: i eat all the wood in my garden Razz Stranger: i like wood You: how do u have wood in ur garden. Stranger: is like candy Stranger: i cant stop You: <_< You: how do u have internet? Stranger: a tree Stranger: you know a tree? You: yeah. You: it's very tree-like You: and brown. You: like poo Stranger: the tree is my wireless internet, and then a lend a pc from my dead friend.. Stranger: HELP ME I cant pee and poo You: GO GO CHECK IN UR MEDICINE CABINET! Stranger: but i need to do it soon, or i= BOOM .... You know? You: quickly! what color was your pee the last time you peed?! You: DONT U HAVE DOCTORS IN INDIA?! Stranger: my cabinet, i had eat it Stranger: i eat them You: U CANNIBAL!!! Stranger: the doctors you mean ? Stranger: i eat them.. Stranger: no no no You: OK OK! Stranger: im india You: OMG! You: U ATE LATIKA!!! You: AND JAMAL! Stranger: not a cannibal, is that another game? You: u know You: from that movie Stranger: i like Jim Karry You: i like ur mom You: Very Happy Stranger: me2 You: thats hot Stranger: she is very sexy Very Happy You: i know right You: u must ate her Stranger: why? Stranger: she gave me all the wood? You: cuz u eat stuff You: no. india give you all the wood. Stranger: she said it's good for me You: then shes a liar. You: a big fat You: indian liar You: QUICK! Stranger: india, not gave me the wood, they gave me the wireless... You: when was the last time you ate curry?! Stranger: now... You: but wood is wireless right? You: how do you eat it? Stranger: together with my wood You: through mouth or butt? You: wood spoon? Stranger: my wood... Stranger: yea .. Stranger: thats good You: morning wood? o_O Stranger: im india Stranger: yes yes You: im saddam hussein Stranger: and vodka Stranger: i like vodka Stranger: and helium bread.. You: WHAT ABOUT RUM?! You: RED RUM! Stranger: thats good Very Happy You: RED FRIGGIN RUM Stranger: rum?? You: RUM Stranger: ohh.. Stranger: yes yes.. You: so u go boom boom pow yet? Stranger: rum is good for my penis Very Happy You: yes. Stranger: no.. You: i bet it is. Stranger: i still have my big problem. Stranger: thats why i write to you You: im guessing u ate hospital too? Stranger: you need to help me You: go go en.wikipedia.org Stranger: can you please send me some wood? You: get frosty. You: OK OK You: WHERE IN INDIA U LIVE? Stranger: so i cant eat it, and make a big poo You: near latika? Stranger: and pee You: u know You: from the movie You: called Stranger: so i need the vodka You: slumdog millionaire? You: u need vodka to make pee? You: why not drink ur own pee Stranger: and then you send me the rum, for my penis friend, and my mom Stranger: i cant pee... Stranger: and poo You: why not? Stranger: very bad You: when last time you make poo poo and pee pee Stranger: i only got 1 holl.. Stranger: never You: what the heck does that mean You: it goes out ur mouth? You: ok ok Stranger: noo You: u have mirror near you? Stranger: i cant said anything You: u cant talk? o_O You: u can only type? You: jai ho? Stranger: i only got a holl on my head? Stranger: is that not normal? You: uhhh You: no ear holes? You: nose holes? Stranger: nope Stranger: nope You: u deaf? Stranger: yes You: MOUTH BREATHER! Stranger: im india You: im saddam hussein. Stranger: you cant me saddam hussein, because he sad next beside me?? Stranger: and there is not 2 of them.. You: no? You: I SAID DO U HAVE MIRROR ANYWHERE NEAR YOUZ?! Stranger: what is a mirror? You: hey, u have tickets? Stranger: can you eat it ? You: yes. iz like wood. cept harder. You: and make u bleed easily when you touch pointy part Stranger: no, im sorry.. You: u wana get frosty with me? Stranger: yes yes.. You: TO WENDY'S THEN! Stranger: but You: do u have wendys in india? You: yes? Stranger: wendys??? Can you eat it? You: u can eat there Stranger: ohh.. Stranger: i think so You: itz like mcdonalds You: u have mcdonalds Stranger: you wanna hear a secret? You: sure. You: but i cant hear You: u typing Stranger: i had very leave my hause before... Stranger: im to big.. Stranger: Sad You: D: You: how big? You: like... house big? You: tree big? Stranger: sooooo big Stranger: like a tree You: brown like tree? Stranger: but my dead friend said, I can go... You: go where? Stranger: outside.. You: how can dead friend said? Stranger: you know the holl on my head ? You: no, i dont know holl in ur head. Stranger: i can do very thing with it Very Happy Stranger: sad face You: u have holl to talk? Stranger: you like cheesecake? Stranger: no You: no, do u like fish sticks? Stranger: im india Stranger: if you can eat it, so yes yes You: do u like putting fish sticks in ur mouth? Stranger: i make my first poo !!!! Stranger: before... Stranger: Very Happy Stranger: you help me alot You: congratulations. Very Happy Stranger: thank you very much You: ur welcome senor. Stranger: now i can go outside.. Stranger: ohh.. Stranger: wait You: how u not go outside and eat trees? o_O Stranger: how do you walk ? You: very carefully. Stranger: no.. it was all the time my mom, how came with my wood Stranger: how? You: u see ur mom walk? You: do what she do. Stranger: nope Stranger: i cant see Stranger: haha You: then how the frick can u read this?! Stranger: it was a joke Very Happy You: i knew it. Stranger: funny Very Happy You: ur funny. You: u win the internetz win. Stranger: thanks Stranger: good good Stranger: can you eat it? You: yes. Stranger: good good.. You: u rly from india? o_O Stranger: so am I happy Very Happy Stranger: yea Very Happy You: r u in india right now? Stranger: yes yes Stranger: i cant walk You: paraplegic? Stranger: what is this? can you eat it? You: no. it is a noun. a non-solid noun. it is a hypothetical noun that humans made up in the english language. You: it's round You: like a record You: that you spin You: like a record You: baby You: right round You: round round Stranger: ohhh.. Stranger: what is a baby? You: it is what you eat. Very Happy Stranger: it sounds like you can eat it? Stranger: like candy Smile You: very much like candy You: and u can steal candy from them Very Happy Stranger: is baby a wood? You: yes. Stranger: ohhh... You: GOOD BYE I HAVE TO TAKE POO You: and u should too. You: hey that rhymes. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: female/feminina? You: Das fraulein, ja Stranger: ohh du deutsch? You: doosh lol You have disconnected. [editline]06:30PM[/editline] Stranger: hey babe r u hot and horny You: ye You: wanna cyber Stranger: hit me up with a naked pic Stranger: please You: k 1 sec Stranger: ight thanks babe Stranger: u uploading? You: [url]http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:0twKIb3UpSHBCM:http://s3.amazonaws.com/vodpod.com.videos.thumbnail/184236.medium160.jpg[/url] You: there you go hon You: you like it? Stranger: fuck you bitch
Met this guy. Gave me his cell number and I called it using a combination of [url=http://icall.com/free-phone-calls/]iCall[/url] and [url=http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-157.htm]Jack Black soundboard.[/url]. Just 2 minutes of insulting eachother. It was awesome. Number's (323) 316-0226 located in LA if you want. [quote]You: U MOTHAFUCKIN DICK You: EAT MAH COC K Stranger: okay Stranger: okay Stranger: say it to my face though Stranger: call me You: before I ejaculate semen all over your face. Stranger: 3233160226 Stranger: call me and say it You: will do You: is that a cell? Stranger: ye Stranger: cmon pussy You: I am You: alright You: oh sorry I had my sound off Stranger: why are nyou scared? Stranger: fking lies You: dude You: I just called them Stranger: you pussi ass faggot You: [url]http://icall.com/free-phone-calls/[/url] You: hold on You: whitepages.com says that number is a land line in los angeles You: unregistered Stranger: its not you faggot Stranger: that was me You: oh You: should I call it again? Stranger: haha faggot Stranger: are you asian?? Stranger: you have a lil penis?? You: yes You: it's very tiny You: haha this is fun Stranger: just fking answer me Stranger: with your real voice You: I'm using that icall thing and I don't have a mic You: so I'm using the fabulous use of soundboards You: oh shit my call ended You: 2 mins max You: anyways nice talking to you You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=mm3guy;15981656]All of these are pretty unfunny.[/QUOTE] IMO jealous because he tried to troll on Omegle and got nervous and failed.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;15981656]All of these are pretty unfunny.[/QUOTE] Go away, that purple text doesnt make you special. However I think my chat log would be pretty interesting if you gave it a quick read.
[quote]Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: i need fetish help You: I see. You: Go ahead. Stranger: well i like furries and im not sure if i should stop looking at furry porn,or not cause i like jerking to it but i just feel guilty caue alot of people dont like furries You: Naw man, naw naw, furries are for furfags You: Stop looking at furries immediately Stranger: um ok Stranger: what fetishes are ok You: One day you will be looking at furries, the next you will be fucking a cat or something Stranger: i wont ill stop Stranger: is liking feet ok? You: Yeah I guess You: Since people have feet You: Do you like feet then? Stranger: yes... You: What do you like about them? Stranger: just the way they look,and ive always wanted a footjob Stranger: sorry if im being weird You: Naw man don't worry I'm here to help. You: Footjob. Why? What's the point? Stranger: i dont know i just kinda want one[/quote] That was wierd.
The first convo was Stranger: hi You: Howdy! Stranger: asl? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stanger: fine den weirdo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Then I click to start a new convo and this happens Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Howdy Stranger: asl ? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i just spoke 2 u fukin heel You: Haha You: Ha You: HAHAHA You: ha You: hahaha You: haaha You: haha Stranger: ur MUM bitch You: Haha You: Ha Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I am here to ... You: Waste your time. You: Any time Stranger: okay You: La la la la You: *Wasting time* Stranger: shaalalala Stranger: im a hundu Stranger: *hindu You: Time wasting in progress You: Please be paciente You: :3 Stranger: im from north kore You: Ohhh.. So your japan? :o Stranger: I <3 KIM-JONG-IL Stranger: no You: Strange You: Cause your IP is japan Stranger: sure :o You: I am stupid. D: Stranger: kidding me? Stranger: where did you check it?? :O You: lol You: I was kiding you Stranger: soon you americans will know everything from our nuclear weapons :S:S:S:S:S:S:S You: I am in your bed eating your patata. :D Stranger: DAMN IT You: I am not american.. :O Stranger: CURSE YOU! You: I am mayan. D: Stranger: repeat me: You: I know everythink You: The end will come in 2012 You: Actually, your end..D: You: You will die from too much rice.. D: Stranger: rice poisoning :OO You: Yea. D: You: Cause I pooped on it Stranger: oh noes Stranger: what should i do You: Poop in your bed Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: i must clean the poop and throw it back to america :O You: D: Stranger: with our nuclear weapon You: Nah I can't accept that... You: It's too nice of you.. D: Stranger: which state you are from? D: You: Atlanteans You: We love poop You: And nuclear weapons Stranger: :p i didnt knew that from you :D You: Orly? Stranger: im from illinois You: You know that we created you? D: Stranger: OMG Stranger: :O You: Your a special prototipe You: You can climb on walls You: Jump off the trees You: And even kill yourself Stranger: AMAZING Stranger: the last one is neat You: If you eat bananas on the other side you will get super poweers!!! You: By other side I meant your as* Stranger: :L You: Don't like it? You: Take a deth and rechose your super powers Stranger: you mean í should put some bananas into my ass? D: You: Yea. D: You: we arr also goot at spellinh You: wery goot Stranger: ohkey You: Weh spell tha best You: Andf youo tood You: Allso.. DON'T FORGET!! Poop is good ! :D You: Tastes like chiken Stranger: I luvf chjokolat <3 You: And we hate you.. D: Stranger: fuck you ;o You: Cause you runned away at 2 years old. D: You: And took out 2357 of our soldiers.. D: Stranger: oh noes You: We're gonna hunt you don't this time.. D: You: Your not gonna escape tha internetz!! You: >:D Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :OOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *destroying the computer* Stranger: *fatal error* Stranger: *beeb beeb* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] i am not very good at this shit.. >.>
[quote]Stranger: knock knock You: who's there? Stranger: disco You: disco who? Stranger: disconnect Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img]
[quote]Stranger: hey Stranger: y You: Are you gay person I talked to earlier? Stranger: no Stranger: im You: what Stranger: straight as can be You: It's not gay unless balls touch Stranger: still im a girl You: You like to touch balls? Stranger: sure You: Like You: Hairy You: or Non-Hairy Stranger: doesnt matter y You: AGE? Stranger: 17 You: Damn Stranger: what? You: I'm 19 IT'S ILLEGAL Stranger: whatever its not like im gonna say anything You: So you put my hairy balls in your mouth? Stranger: sure You: Virgin? Stranger: no Stranger: only Stranger: 1 though You: FUCK. I DON'T WANT AIDS! You have disconnected.[/quote] Oh yeah! [quote]Stranger: hey You: Hey Stranger: im a male with a big big big big dick You: OH SHIT. ME TOO You: COCK FIGHTR! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: This is an FBl warning. This user has been flagged as a United States sex offender under the laws and factions 007z8 and 34g1k. FBl recommends not communicating with this user until IP address is tracked and federal custody takes charge. For more information, contact Omegle support. Stranger: Hey You: awesome Stranger: What You: nah nothing, just blurting out a random adjective Stranger: Oh, ok. Stranger: So how old are you? You: old enough Stranger: 18? You: maybe Stranger: I'm not really interested past 15 years old. You: kk Stranger: Do you have a sibling? Stranger: Or young cousin perhaps You: yes as a matter of fact i have a 14 year old little sister who loves to explore new ideas and tends to be a tad slutty Stranger: Wow. Can I have your full address and phone number and her measurements? You: sure thing my good man, let me fetch my quill Stranger: k You: fuck i'm out of ink You: sorry, old bean Stranger: Fuck.[/quote] Message two shorts.
[quote]Stranger: Hey You: otacon You: i need some information about this snake Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] hahaha
[quote]You: hi Stranger: hi i am 43 year old male from azerbaijan looking to discuss eddie murphy films Stranger: earlier in his career preferably You: kewllllllllll You: eddie murphy was good Stranger: what do you think of trading places? You: meh You: its alright Stranger: raw Stranger: RAW Stranger: FUCK YOU EDDIE! You: ?[/quote] lol wut
[quote]Stranger: hello You: If you had 2 gay friends that wanted to threesome with you..what would you do? Stranger: i would say go find another gay guy You: Why? Stranger: Cuse im a female Stranger: and if there gay You: I'd do it. It's not gay unless balls touch. Stranger: lmao You: True. Stranger: so wait if another guy had anal with some other guy but didnt touch his balls in the process what would you call that You: Totally heterosexual sex with 2 men. Stranger: lmao ok Stranger: w.e You: IT AIN'T GAY You: UNLESS BALLS TOUCh Stranger: your a dick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] It ain't gay though...
I did my best to sound like a girl. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Ohhh yeah baby. You: R u horny? Stranger: m/f You: f You: R u horny baby? Stranger: frm You: Wana text fuck? You: It's really fun.... Stranger: frm You: frm? You: What's that mean? Stranger: from where u r You: Oh. You: Texas. You: Are u horny? You: Wana fuck? Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaa You: Cmon baby. You: I slowly unzip your pants with my teeth.... Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh You: I skillfully unbutton your pants and pull down your boxers Stranger: after that You: I see your throbbing erection. You: I gracefully wrap my tounge around it. Stranger: ohhhhhh You: I stand up and get in the doggy fuck position... Stranger: ohhh great You: You slowly insert your dick in my vagina... You: Slowly getting faster. Stranger: yes Stranger: ur boobs r niceeeeeee You: My friend, rebecca comes in..... Stranger: then You: Me and her start french kissing.... You: While you keep fucking me. Stranger: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk You: I get up to whisper to you.... You: "I'm a man." You have disconnected.[/quote]
[code]You: you horny? Stranger: hell yhea Stranger: male or female You: femme Stranger: u mean female? You: ya Stranger: so r u really horny You: ya ;) Stranger: im really really horny Stranger: ;) You: hot You: get into my cunt now Stranger: im sexy Stranger: ill shove my cock up ur vagina Stranger: ;) You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Stranger: what You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Stranger: r u serious You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Stranger: are u serious You: Have it your way. You: /Slices stranger in half Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
Oh that's a good un. ^ [code]Stranger: Hey You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Stranger: Wtf You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.[/code] [code]Stranger: i like mathematic You: Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Stranger: D: Stranger: We all violate the law once. You: I didn't, hence why I am captain of the guard Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] darma that was a damn good idea thanks man ahahaha
[QUOTE=chills2;16006517]Oh that's a good un. ^[/QUOTE] Mine?
[QUOTE=CackaDeTaros;16006535]Mine?[/QUOTE] Well it was going to be yours and then I got ninja posted so I read both of them, your's was good though. :v:
[quote]Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: both Stranger: whoa[/quote] lololol
[QUOTE] Stranger: WILL YOU MARRY ME? You: Yes dear Stranger: dear? Stranger: how old are you? You: yup You: 89 Stranger: oh Stranger: im 103 You: I know You: :D Stranger: woa stalker much? Stranger: so wanna get married? You: Well we are getting married... Stranger: okay cool You: as long as you have the babies. Stranger: can we get married before you die of cancer? You: them fuckers hurt Stranger: of course i will have the babies Stranger: wait are you a girl? You: no Stranger: okay good You: not heard of male pragnancy? Stranger: no i've heard of it, i just dont think babies should be coming out of penis's You: Yeah Stranger: its just not right You: hence why it hurts Stranger: do you know how much it hurts to have a 10 pound object come out of you vagina??? You: yes Stranger: you do? You: Im a hermphridite Stranger: omg i love you so much! Stranger: i've always wanted to marry a hermphridite! You: plus must babies are 5-9 punds You: pounds Stranger: my babies are FAT! You: Haha You: you had babies You: ... Stranger: yes i did You: witohout me Stranger: i have 6 so far You: ;( Stranger: well im a hooker, it happens You: Meh You: I dont care You: im deperate You: desperate* Stranger: but we can make more babies You: yeah sure You: You dont have AIDS do you? Stranger: not yet You: Cool Stranger: yeah You: Ill give it you as our 1 year anniversary pressie then Stranger: YAY! You: <3 Stranger: <3 You: 4 eva & eva bb You: XD Stranger: XD Stranger: omg im dying of cancer!!! You: Nooooooooo You: ;( Stranger: :'( You: Im gunna kill that bastard one day Stranger: what bastard? You: Cancer Stranger: cancer isnt a person, its a disease, i think You: oh You: .. You: damn You: ok You: uhh Stranger: yeah You: :S You: Hmm You: ill You: does it have balls? Stranger: no, it has a vagina You: oh You: does it hurt getting kicked in the vagina? You: I forgot Stranger: no You: not been kicked there for a while Stranger: but it does hurt getting scooped You: Huh? You: like You: with an ice ceram scoop? Stranger: when someone grabs you're boobs You: oh You: :D You: you dont mind really though do you Stranger: not at all Stranger: :) You: Ill just scoop cancer till it surrenders then Stranger: wow you're a dumb ass Stranger: *dies* Your conversational partner has disconnected.l[/QUOTE] I will miss her ;(. (Probebly a him XD)
Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: asl ? You: ? You: wtf is asl Stranger: age sex location You: ok You: 29/f/USA Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: you can be my mom You: i be trolling You: lololol Stranger: lolololol Stranger: ^^ Stranger: can i see you ? Stranger: got pic ? :s You: no Stranger: sadface You: im fucking male Stranger: MILF lol
[quote]Stranger: I AM NOT A GIRL NEITHER I HAVE BIG TITS FFS!!!!!!!!! You: that's fine You: is this Richard You: are you Richard You: I'm looking for Richard (euphism for Dick) You: Richard is my little boy You: I love him You: One time, he got infected with rabies. You: He was spouting white foam at the mouth. You: I took him to the nurse Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I lol'd. I have a better one about Captain Ahab which I'll post later
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey babe Stranger: what does your va-jay--jay look like Stranger: swamp thing Stranger: yea girl Stranger: shake that asss Stranger: dayum You: I am a dude Stranger: i got hard You: u fgt Stranger: hey dood Stranger: what does your asshole look like Stranger: yeah Stranger: swamp thing You: well Stranger: shaaakkke that asss Stranger: nigga You: is liek green Stranger: i just came Stranger: peace You: NO U [/quote] wtf [quote]Stranger: hi You: Hello there You: Are you a stranger? Stranger: I guess? You: I am from united arab emirates, what does asl means?[/quote] [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: I can't get an erection! Stranger: what's wrong with me!? You: OH FUCK! You: HE CANT GET AN ERECTION? You: maybe.... Stranger: I'm only 15! You: Only maybe... You: MAYBE UR GAY! Stranger: no Stranger: could it be cause I don't have a dick? You: OMG I AM 14 AND I AM HAVING A ERECTION RITE NAO! Stranger: do you think that has something to do with it? You: No You: Nonsense Stranger: ok You: Tell me You: Do you liek bewbs? Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What the....
[quote]Stranger: ayy gurlll You: I LUH DUH PUSSAY Stranger: when you gon let me tap dat ass You: when you gon let me ass dat tap Stranger: HOL FUCK U RUINT MY BRANE[/quote] lol [quote]Stranger: Hi, I am Frank, 22, german, male looking for a nice girl... Can it be you? You: nope[/quote] hahaha
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello there You: Tony, did you get the package? Stranger: yea,i got it man! You: Great You: Is the police giving you trouble? Stranger: yea,but i lost them,what should i do with package You: Okay You: In pier 11 You: there is a guy You: called "Sam Tilgan" You: Tall, skinny Stranger: yea,should i give it to him You: Give him the package, and he'll give you the payment You: Remember the special instructions You: Do you remember it? Stranger: no You: Cut the pizza on isoseles triangles Stranger: oh,yep i remember now,havnt much memory now after all those years of drugs You: Yeah...... Stranger: ok,where do you want me to drop the payment off to? You: In Main st. You: Another guy Stranger: oh,shit the cops are onto me againn!!!! You: Wait.... Stranger: gotta run!!!! You: What? You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE SON[/quote] Do i has sumthing? [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild pickachu appears You: Pickachu uses thunderbolt Stranger: Ratatat Stranger: dodges Stranger: Ratatat uses quick flash Stranger: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE Stranger: CHARLIE GET TO THE CHOPPA! You: PICACHU USES SPARK You: IS SUPPER EFECTIVE You: CRITICAL HIT Stranger: OHH NO EVEERYONES EHSPLODING! You: WTFD U HAVE DONE You: UR RATATAT DIVIDED BY ZERO Stranger: NO!!! 1 Stranger: WHY EDWARD CULLEN WHY!!! You: 7/0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: NOT LIKING TWILIGHT You: MY ,MUM FORCED MEH TO WATCH IT Stranger: books are soo much better You: WHY MOM, WHY!????????????????????????????????????????????????Ç Stranger: i didn't like it eiather Stranger: till i read thebooks You: I read the books too You: but i couldnt finished them You: the movie spoiled it Stranger: they've made one Stranger: read the rest You: I cant You: I am poor Stranger: you poor man=( You: I am using neighbors internet Stranger: see what i did tharr :D You: well You: I HERD U LIEK MUDKEEPZ You: MUDKEEP USES WATER GUN You: is sufer efective You: SUPER* Stranger: NO CHARZARD! Stranger: U HOE GOGO BULASAUR You: GET BACK MUDKEEP You: GO MISIGNO You: MISSIGNO USES DEBUG ATACK You: *It reset ur pokedex* You: * You: *Also divides by zero(again) Stranger: stupid new pokemon original were much better You: LOL You: Misigno is a buged pokemon Stranger: ahh You: It appears on red an blue You: But i have to agree Stranger: GO SUICUNE!AND ENTE You: More generations=more gayer Stranger: MOLTRESS GOGO Stranger: yeah You: NO !!! You: GO MEWTOW AND HOOH You: AND REGIGIGAS You: or regiGAYgas Stranger: GO MEW You: MEWTOW USE PHYSIC ON SUICUNE You: I MEAN You: ON MEW Stranger: MEW BITCHSLAPS MEWTOW You: IS SUPER EFECTIVE You: REGIGAYGAS USES GAY 4 GEN ATACK ON MOLTRESS Stranger: lol Stranger: brb playing WoW You: WoW... You: It is cool? You: I really want to play it Stranger: yeah its fun You: But the idea of paying a subcription..... You: just.... You: It isnt fair... You: Is there a retail version? Stranger: no You: OH snap.... Stranger: im bored bye Stranger: nice talking You: bai You: posting this on facepunch Stranger: lol ok Stranger: i want link You: k You: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] Stranger: i was goign to post this ion ungie.net Stranger: on bungie.net* You: well.... You: See ya , good sir. Stranger: bye You have disconnected [/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 17, f, florida, US You: u? Stranger: 19 M New York, FL Stranger: jk Stranger: 19 M, New York, US You: oh You: that's cool, i love new york Stranger: nice You: you live in the city? Stranger: are you horny? You: well right now my bf is in the bathroom :\ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I couldn't stop laughing at how fast he d/ced after I said that hahaha
[quote]You: OH SAY CAN YOU SEE You: BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT Stranger: OH CANADAAAAAAAA Stranger: OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND You: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRNSSSS You: TO A WHITE ASH You: AND LAUGHING AT You: THE TOOOOOOOOOOP You: IS THE U OF S OF A Stranger: MUHAHAHAHA You: HAHAHAHA Stranger: MICHEAL JACKSON IS DEAD You: NO WAY! Stranger: I KNOWWWWWWWWWW You: SO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN You: !!!! Stranger: WOWOWOWOWOWOWW You: I KNOW RITE!!! Stranger: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVERRRR You: BUT IS MY HUMPEEEEER Stranger: OOOOOOO You: BUUURN Stranger: YEAHHHHH Stranger: MJ' HAIR Stranger: GOT BURNED You: HORACHIO THE CAMERA MAN AND THE MODEL IS DEAD Stranger: AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA WHAT THE HELLL ARE YOU SAYING!?!??! You: I GUESS THEY.... You: *PUTS ON SUNGLASSES* You: FINISHED SHOOTING You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: AMAAAAZING You: WHAT Stranger: YOU CANT HEAR ME? Stranger: IM SCREAMING?!?!! You: WHAT?!? You: SHITTTT You: WALLS ARE BLUEE You: NOTHING CAN DO You: BUT EAT SOME STEWWW Stranger: BRAIN STEW You: DRAIN DAWGS You: JUST LIKE THE DORITO BAG Stranger: ... You: GO ON Stranger: I AM IRON MAAAAN You: IS HE LIVE OR DEAD You: *DRUM SOLO* You: IM SORRY BUT YOU HAMSTER HAS TERMINAL FLU Stranger: MY HAMSTER DIEEEES Stranger: DIEED* You: I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIVE You: AND GAVE HIM AIDS Stranger: POOOOKIE, ARE YOUUUU THERE?!?! You: HE CANT HERE YOU OVER THE MACHINE Stranger: OOOO THE MACHINE Stranger: SHINNY You: IT GIVES PEOOPLE AIDSSSSSSSSSS Stranger: WHY TAKE DIET PILLS, WHEN YOU CAN ENJOY AIDS You: SO IT DOESNT MAKE MY ORANGE JUICE ALL PULPY Stranger: I AGREE Stranger: ... You: WHY WONT YOU LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE Stranger: I DONT KNOWWW You: ASK THE TRASH CANS Stranger: OKAY Stranger: THEY SAY HI You: COOL TELL THEM TO DROP ME A LIIIIIIIINE Stranger: GOT IT You have disconnected.[/quote] This one went weird fast.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: heyy You: sup Stranger: nmnmnmnm Stranger: just chillinn You: me too Stranger: didn't really fucking ask now did i? Stranger: no...because i don't give a shit Stranger: fagtard You: wtf You: ? ?????????????????????? Stranger: yep don't play dumb with me boy? You: wtf Stranger: it's your dad Stranger: GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM RIGHT NO! You: my dad is on the phone Stranger: *NOW! Stranger: don't tell me what to do son You: i can see him doing loundry You: BITCH FUCK YOU Stranger: IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOW Stranger: ILL DO WHAT I DID TO YOUR BROTHER You: UR NOT MY MOM FUCK FACE Stranger: LOLRAPE Stranger: gurkadurr You: ASSFUCK Stranger: its me son Stranger: fucktard, it's your dad You: NO ITS NOT Stranger: quit being so homo and come outside right this instence Stranger: DO IT Stranger: COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! You: LIESSSSSSSSSSSS You: FUCK U You: ITS ALL UR FAULT You: ASSTARD Stranger: your moms vag Stranger: is purple You: UR VAG You: FUCK UR SELF WITH A STRAPON Stranger: how dare you talk to me like that boy? You: BITCH You: COME HERE Stranger: ill slap you silly Stranger: you come here homo You: ILL FUCKING CUT U U FUCKING CUNTBAG Stranger: ill teach you a lesson You: BITCH Stranger: right now son You: FUCK You: YU Stranger: hey sally Stranger: fuck you boy You: who is sally Stranger: you You: COME HERE Stranger: you're a girl Stranger: fagtard You: FUCKING CUT UR VAGINA OPEN Stranger: HEY DONT TELL ME WAT TO DO FUCKER You: FUCK U Stranger: IM YOUR DAD You: UR NOT MY MOM Stranger: RESPECT ME HO Stranger: yes I AM You: BIIIIIIIIIITCH Stranger: HEY FAGGOT GO LICK YOUR MOTHER'S FOETID, CANCEROUS LABIA DRY Stranger: HOMO[/quote] :c00l:
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