I GOT A MSN.
Everyone Spam the crap out of it!
[email]randomchloe101@live.co.uk[/email]
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You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: whats up?
Stranger: wuts ur name?
You: James
Stranger: nm
You: What's yours?
Stranger: hello james im john
Stranger: im from the FBI and you are in violation of code 33421. you have been having illegal sex with women
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: im afraid your under arrest
You: forl
You: rofl
You: Stranger: im from the FBI and you are in violation of code 33421. you have been having illegal sex with women
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: the police will be at your house momentarily
You: epic fail
Stranger: lol
You: plus im not even from the US so the FBI can't do shit
You: FAILLLLLLLL
Stranger: lol
You: fp?
Stranger: its a joke relax
Stranger: ?
You: guess not
You: OMG RELAX I WIL NOT RELAX
Stranger: lol
You: CNT BELIVE U SAID DAYT
Stranger: wut r u gonna do?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u gonna come find me n kill me?
Stranger: lmao
You: GONA REPRT U ON THIS SITE
You: get u ip banned
You: so u cant connect nemore
Stranger: lol ok
You: :V
You: im joking holy shit calm down man
Stranger: lmao ive been calm
Stranger: u aint gonna do shit
You: FUCKING CALM DOWN MAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Stranger: wow
You: CALM
Stranger: sad little 11 year old boy
You: DOWN
You: IM NOT SAD
Stranger: and dont even say ur like 17 or anything
You: IM NOT 11 YEARS OLD
You: I am actually 18 which is the hilarious thing
Stranger: lol suuuuure
You: I have A-levels in physics, computing and electronics
You: would an 11 year old know about circular motion, and centripetal force being equal to mv^2/ radius of motion?
You: where m is the mass of the object orbiting and v is it's velocity
Stranger: lol ok have fun having cyber sex with strange pl u meet on here
You: OMG OMG OMG
You: U FEL 4 IT
You: I AM 11
You: OWWWWWNNNNNNEEEDDDDD
Stranger: u sure act like it
Stranger: im done with u fag bye
You: cool story bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from??
You: UK
You: where are you from?
Stranger: turkey
You: cool
Stranger: how old are you??*
You: 18
Stranger: i m 19
Stranger: are u f or m??
You: Male
Stranger: i m female
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: hi
Stranger: what is ur name??
You: Rob
You: I'm going on the tried and tested rule that all 19 year old girls on the internet are actually men
You: It's depressinly accurate
Stranger: no i m a girl and i m 19
You: Absolutely sure you aren't a 57 year old man in stockport called sean
Stranger: no i m a girl
You: good
Stranger: i m absolutely a girl
You: So
You: wassup
Stranger: i m chatting and look for something on the net
Stranger: u?
You: I'm listening to pentagram whilst browsing ebay
Stranger: do u know pentegram?*
Stranger: that is interesting
Stranger: i like pentegram
You: what a coincidence
Stranger: yes :)
You: what's your favourite album
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: actually i like all of them:)
Stranger: all of them are my favourite:)9
Stranger: hehe
You: Absolutely sure you aren't an aging sex offender
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what do u say??
Stranger: tahat is confused for me a little bit
You: It seems a bit coincidental that you like pentagram
You: but can't actually name an album
Stranger: hımm i understood u don t believe me
Stranger: that is not important for me
Stranger: i don t care
Stranger: you know
You: Mmmkay
Stranger: what do say??
Stranger: when i say bad something in turkish do u like it??
Stranger: because i can say i can swear u
You: mmmkay
You: Proving that you are...
You: A turkish sex offender!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see u
Your conversational partner has disconnected..[/QUOTE]
Tim and the Turkish sex offender.
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Stranger: Hello, I am Nigger from nigger staff and we are currently niggering niggers. Go here if you would like to nigger, [url]www.nigger.on.nimp.org[/url]
You: OH MY GOD REALLY!?
You: DOOD THAT'S SO KOOL
Stranger: I KNOW RITE
You: :D I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD NIGGER NIGGERS!?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU CAN!
You: WOAH.
Stranger: DUMB NIGGER
You: DOOD, SORRY MAIYN.
Stranger: FUCKING NIGGER
i lol'd
Billy Myas last stand
[Quote]You: Hey!
Stranger: hey fancy cyber?
You: Ive got a question for you!
You: Are you ready to answer it?
Stranger: yeah
You: ARE YOU ON THE BALL?
Stranger: yeah
You: ITS THE NEW OXY CLEAN DETERGENT!
You: GET ON THE BALL![/quote]
Eheheh
[quote]
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey, are you a horny male?
Stranger: yes
You: SO AM I!
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
[QUOTE=Omegle]Connecting to server...
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You: hi!
Stranger: Do you like Nazis?
Stranger: Adolf Hitler is my heros
Stranger: YOU ARE AN HERO
Stranger: KTHNX
You: he is your an hero
Stranger: I <3 YOU
Stranger: o hai /b/
You: DUDE YOUR FACE IS A CLOCK!
Stranger: WTF?
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: oh shi-
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lolwut?
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lol spam screaming lulz
You: <suffocates>
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I've been doing that lately.
I just don't have the balls to go on omegle and yell random things, every time I try I end up talking to that person like I have known him/her for ages.
[quote]
Stranger: OMG! florida, 16 yrs old, I am your real dad!
Stranger: son?
You: Dad?
You: OMG
Stranger: yes!
You: no wonder i looked nothing like my "father"
Stranger: I want you to join the family business
You: but what if i told you i had a dark secret
Stranger: how dark?
You: dark
You: the darkness possess me
Stranger: it is ok
You: i could make much money
You: but i need a giant basement
Stranger: son don't worry the family will protect you
You: i need darkness
You: or i will die
You: are you sure your my dad?
You: this is me
You: [url]http://www.comicsbulletin.com/news/0612/TheDarknessUltimateCover.jpg[/url]
Stranger: are you a vampire?
You: no
You: im a demon
Stranger: your mom named beth?
You: no
You: she must be a fake bitch too
You: dad why did you give me away?
Stranger: she changed her name to hide from me
Stranger: you were ugly son
Stranger: but it is ok now
You: i can eat your heart father
Stranger: no
You: best not to piss me off
You: father
Stranger: wait hear that helicopter?
You: no
You: but father
You: i need to tell you something
Stranger: yes
You: im not into guns and killing
You: i like art
You: im a very good artist
Stranger: my god my son is gay!
You: i even made a portrait of me
You: [url]http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/darkness_header2.jpg[/url]
Stranger: freak!
Stranger: I am leavin gyou again!
You: wait
You: lol
Stranger: and your slutty mom
You: wait
Stranger: ok
You: /end of reference to the game "The Darkness"
Stranger: wait I need to make sure
Stranger: your mom, is she dead?
You: yesh
You: [url]http://masem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/the_darkness.jpg[/url]
You: *epic game*
Stranger: ok, I need you to take off her pants and panties
You: though it has nothing to do with a guy that likes art
You: OMG
You: gettin horny now
You: but okay
You: AAAAHHHHH A PENIS
Stranger: does she have a tattoo with an arrow that says insert here?
You: she has no VAGINA
You: JUST A PENIS
Stranger: what?
Stranger: thank god! you are not my son
Stranger: bye
You: NOOOO
Stranger: again
You: i need a father
You: please take me
You: i was kidding about the art
You: ive killed over 9000 men
Stranger: well I do have a hot 16 yr old daughter
Stranger: perhaps you 2 could marry
You: Do i need to use condoms
Stranger: I will not have you disrespect my daughter!
Stranger: no she is on the pill
You: thank you
You: it feels better
Stranger: ok she is yours
Stranger: son
You: but wait
You: why would i marry my sister 0.o
Stranger: she is not your sister
Stranger: and we are not in west virginia
You: can i get into her west vagina
Stranger: her mom was from china
Stranger: she is half chinese
You: oh sorry one sec
You: 我可以睡在你的女儿?
Stranger: she would like that
You: Thank you *bows*
You: wink wink
Stranger: you will make a wonderful couple
Stranger: but I must warn you of something
You: she has a mangina?
Stranger: no
Stranger: if you mistreat her or cheat on her or leave her, you will suffer unimaginable horrors
You: like what
Stranger: I won't say, just imagine the most unholy creature having you at their disposal
Stranger: I want my little girl happy
You: im already possesed by the darkness
You: what could be worse?
Stranger: her cousin
You: (LOL)
You: can i see a picture of her?
Stranger: I must go pound her mom now
Stranger: still looks hot
You: alright nice chatting with you m8
Stranger: you too
You: im gonna go cheat on your daughter
Stranger: seel help!
Stranger: well, then you shall suffer the wrath of georgia!
Stranger: 550 lbs of man hungry slut
You: i like em big
Stranger: georgia, go to this gps location and do what you may!
You: OH YES
You: TIME TO START CUMMING
Stranger: good luck kid!
[/quote]
This isn't the full log. Don't know if I should post it or not, but it had to do with mobs and murder and shit.
[code]You: terry?
Stranger: Steve?
You: Did you put the body where i said?
Stranger: very funny
You: It wouldnt fit in the car, i hope you got the note
Stranger: yeah i left it at the police station with a note and a pic of you attached
You: Thats unfortunate, because, FYI I am a spy[/code].
It's full of trolls.
Stranger: josh is this you baby?
You: Yes
You: It is
Stranger: baby i found you
Stranger: all these guys were pretending to be you
Stranger: and i was like
Stranger: "no way that's not my josh"
Stranger: but finally
Stranger: i found you baby
You: I got the pics
Stranger: pics?
Stranger: no baby
You: You did a good angle on your wiener
Stranger: did u set the arrangements for tonight?
You: Yes
Stranger: ok so its 2 for the gay flamming bar with spam right?
You: Yep.
[quote]Connecting to server...
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whast up
You: hows life
Stranger: m/f?
You: u first
Stranger: man
You: female
Stranger: from?
You: no its male
You: and china
Stranger: your oid?
You: ehh not that much wbu
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: yes
Stranger: and your age?
You: 14
Stranger: i 65
You: what
You: the
You: hell
You: really
Stranger: my age is 65
You: really
Stranger: yes
You: ok then what year were u born in
Stranger: do you want sex whit me?
You: a fucking 14 year old male with a 65 year old male
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it s very hot
You: .........../´¯/)........... (\¯`\
............/....//........... ...\\....\
.........../....//............ ....\\....\
...../´¯/..../´¯\.........../¯ `\....\¯`\
.././.../..../..../.|_......_| .\....\....\...\.\..
(.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(. \....)....)....).)
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..\................. /........\................../
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fuck u old guy suck on it 8==========D[/quote]
:geno:
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You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: u first
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: 16 f usa
Stranger: cool
You: yep
Stranger: horny? ;)
You: yes very!
Stranger: me too
You: what u wanna do ;)
Stranger: cyber?
You: Sure
Stranger: :D
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: no camera broke :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: hot
You: verrrrrrrrry
Stranger: good
You: yepppppppp
You: wbu
Stranger: hottt
Stranger: ;)
You: :D my bf is out of town ;)
Stranger: nice
You: yup
Stranger: i am
Stranger: 5 10
Stranger: brown hair and eyes
Stranger: tan
Stranger: 6 pack
You: cool
You: :)
You: im 5 9
You: blue eyes
You: blonde
You: fiine body
You: D cup
You: and a fucking 9 inc penis FAGGOT![/quote]
I love the internet.
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You: Hello, my name is David and Im an Omegle administrator and we are currently hiring. to apply, please go to this site: [url]www.omegle.on.nimp.org[/url]
Stranger: really?
You: Yes, really.
Stranger: ok ill apply
Stranger: wait
You: What?
Stranger: wat is this
Stranger: wat r u idno
Stranger: OMG IM CALLING THE COPS
Stranger: that woke my mom up!
Stranger: OMG STOP IT
You: Having fun?
Stranger: OMG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
got someone to click it :D
[QUOTE=Diealready;16044420]got someone to click it :D[/QUOTE]
What happens when you click it?
Sausagefest?
is this someone from here
[quote]
You: hi
Stranger: cam 2 cam on msn? im male looking for female
You: i am Female
You: u want 2 see my cock
Stranger: hahaha
[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: heyy
You: i'm a girl
You: a girl
You: gril
You: grill
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:(
[quote]
You: aight bish wha's occurin
Stranger: way aye man
You: i'm not from newcastle... i'm black
Stranger: sweet well im sure black people live there too lol
You: they don't
Stranger: oh right lol
Stranger: so where do they live lol
You: type newcastle nigger into google, you will get nothing
Stranger: ye ok ??
You: did you do it
Stranger: think you need help
You: maybe
Stranger: wt a dick
You: explain why i need help
Stranger: ur borin me
Stranger: wotever
You: so you're saying boring people need help?
Stranger: ye
You: okay
Stranger: inabit
You: later nig
Stranger: no need
You: for what
Stranger: racist
Stranger: comments
You: i'm black
Stranger: ye woteveer
[/quote]
hehe hEHEHHe
[editline]11:57PM[/editline]
[quote]
stranger: Hey
you: Hey
stranger: Male/female?
You: Female
stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
lolllllllllll
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Stranger: female or male
You: Male
Stranger: faggot[/QUOTE]
And how, exactly, does that make me a faggot?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: A/S/L
You: 18/M/Indiana
Stranger: 17/M/California
You: cool
Stranger: [url]www.clownsong.com[/url]
You: Your a sick fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:v:
[quote]
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Jarkko
Stranger: interesting appellation
You: Uhh. What
Stranger: name
You: ah.
You: And you?
Stranger: michael
You: JACKSON?
You: HES FUCKING ALIVE
Stranger: there are more of us out there
[/quote]
[editline]10:53AM[/editline]
[quote]
Stranger: ltell me your biggest secret! we won't speak to eachother after this anyway.. i'll tell you mine too
You: I like to cum.
Stranger: you just lost the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Oh wow :v:
[QUOTE]You: hello sir
Stranger: hi
You: you are part of history.
You: do you know why this is sir?
Stranger: no
You: because i am using Madagascar ministry of communication first connection to internets to communicate
You: you are the first man to speak to us outside our country
Stranger: o...ic
Stranger: so you come from Madagascar ?
You: yes that is sir
You: i am president madagascar
Stranger: i am come from hong kong
You: i am sorry to hear that
Stranger: why ?
You: you are rape our wimmenz
You: bad
You: this first communications historic is a DECLARATION UPON WAR OF NATION HONG KONG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Just got that then.
[code]Connecting to server...
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You: hello
Stranger: heey ;')
You: cool
Stranger: whut cool? ^^
You: i dee kay
Stranger: pardon? ;')
You: nothing
You: so whats up
Stranger: lol oke.. ;')
Stranger: jezus
Stranger: whut down?
Stranger: ;')
You: hell
Stranger: good choise ;ó
You: hows life
Stranger: diseased
Stranger: urs? ;')
You: good
You: u male or female
Stranger: male
Stranger: ya?
You: ok
You: im female ;)
Stranger: what ur name? ;')
You: Meagan
You: wbu
Stranger: im wytse..
Stranger: how do you say meagan? ;')
You: like megan
Stranger: ehm
Stranger: like may?
You: say it like megan
Stranger: ok ;P
Stranger: think i understand ;')
You: where u at
Stranger: netherlands ;')
Stranger: u?
You: US
You: is ur penis big
Stranger: hmm rather direct question ;')
Stranger: well i think so? ;')
You: well so is mine
You: and my vag is wet
You: ;)
Stranger: hmm oke ^^
Stranger: well im always hard.. ;')
You: so am i
You: u wanna know how long mine is
Stranger: ehm long? ;'P
You: over 9000
You: ;)
Stranger: hmm wauw? ;')
You: yep
Stranger: im verry impressed
You: and my vagina is long
Stranger: ah so you have a vagina and a penis? ;')
You: yep
Stranger: well that just rocks
You: yep wanna see
Stranger: i shure do ;')
You: lemme find pic
You: www.nude.on.nimp.org
copy and paste link
You: ;)
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so you think i trust that link? ;')
You: yep
Stranger: so
Stranger: should i just trust that link ;')
You: yes
Stranger: ah well
Stranger: i dont
You: how come
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: that ppl send crap on omegle?
Stranger: ;')
You: lol
You: fucking niggers
You have disconnected[/code]
so close.
[Quote]Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: Antarctica, I know you won't believe me :P...
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: :P
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: I work at research station
You: An Australian one
Stranger: cool
You: sattelite connection :P
Stranger: so you are australian?
You: Kiwi actually :P
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i love kiwi the character
Stranger: even though i am american
You: hah
Stranger: do
Stranger: *so
Stranger: age?
You: ah I am 23
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 19 here
Stranger: and m
Stranger: you?
You: male too
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :P
Stranger: is it late there?
You: well
You: it's like 3 AM :P
Stranger: hahah
You: but it's still daylight
You: crazy huh?
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah :P
Stranger: i am bi by the way :P
You: o cool
You: i am gay :P
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how long is your..>?
You: i better go measure XD
You: brb
Stranger: pictures too of your thing
Stranger: no faces please
You: ah shit
You: the whole light circuits gone...
Stranger: lol
You: I have to go outside to get a pic, only light there is :P
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
You: woah
You: something strange is going on
Stranger: what happned?
You: I can't find anyone
You: brb
Stranger: k
You: NOONE in the living quarters...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good
Stranger: :P
You: yeah XD
You: more privacy
You: i measured at 100.5 inches XD
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: i want a pic:P
You: okay
You: I'll get you one
You: brb
Stranger: ok
You: DUDE
You: HOLY SHIT
You: there's something strange happening
Stranger: lol
You: okay
You: i went into the meat storage room
You: you know
You: with the big metal door?
Stranger: yeah
You: just incase someone was around..
You: .anyway
Stranger: lol
You: i had the camera up
You: and I was about to take the pic
You: and then the whole base started vibrating
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: earthquake somewhere
Stranger: i want a pic
You: yeah
Stranger: i am really horny
You: okay
You: NOW I will get one :P
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: ok
You: okay i got one
You: just gotta hook up the camera and upload it
You: :P
You: by the way, this is me
You: [url]http://h.imagehost.org/0995/Photo1_SpringStorm.jpg[/url]
Stranger: cool
Stranger: haha
You: it isn't like that all the time XD
You: that's just a snow storm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :P
You: oh wait I think I hear someone
You: hah, maybe they're just playing a joke
You: brb
Stranger: ok
You: i am really scared
You: there's someone in the base
Stranger: ok
You: i can't call anyone the shortwave radio is down
You: what hte fuck do i do!??!
Stranger: just take the pic
Stranger: you will be fine
You: kk
Stranger: dont worry
You: OH MY GOD
You: THERE'S BLOOD
You: EVERYWHERE
You: HELP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Crazy shit going on in a research base and all he cares about is penis.
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im male
You: OMG
You: SO AM I
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: hey
You: whats up? :D
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: in sometimes i lark enter
You: what is this some also when?
Stranger: what's mean?
You: that is where the of i do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: hey
You: whats up? :D
Stranger: HeLlO
Stranger: ii iiZZ GUD
You: lol
Stranger: WATS POPPiiN B.
You: pills dawg
You: pills are poppin
Stranger: DAtS CoO
You: aint no bitches gona say im coo
Stranger: ii DiiDNt. NiiGGA ii SAiiD DAtS CoO NiiGGA NOt YOu
You: hey man
You: dont call me that
You: prefer the term african american
Stranger: BiiTCH ii WiiLL CUt YOu
You: motherfucker
You: il pop a cap in your ass
You: id pop one in your dick but its too small for me to aim at
Stranger: HOw WUD U kNO?
You: oh baby
You: at night i sneaked into your room
You: dont you remember?
Stranger: NO
You: damn man, i thought what we had was special
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Oh man this is entertaining.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Stranger: sorry I don't speak that language. Do you speak English?
You: yes i do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: What were you just speaking
You: i dont really know
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Where from?
You: r'lyeh
Stranger: where?
You: underwater
Stranger: ok.................................................
You: ia! ia! cthulhu fhtagn!
Stranger: what?
You: cthulhu fhtagn!!
Stranger: Ok could you just speak English
You: ok
Stranger: thank-you
You: cthulhu is awesome
You: nyarlathotep is pooface
You: and the color out of space is gay
Stranger: ok good bye
I actually had 2 real girls in a row, am i special now?
[QUOTE=kevkev;16083955]I actually had 2 real girls in a row, am i special now?[/QUOTE]
Get five and then we'll talk.
[quote]Stranger: Let's party like it's 1859.
You: woo!!
You: huh[/quote]
loll
[editline]11:32PM[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: i'm not a girl if you're looking for a girl x]
You: Oh dear
You: ok bye[/quote]
lol
[editline]11:36PM[/editline]
[quote]You: Rodger Endevour, go on throttle up
Stranger: alrighty
You: Booster rocket officer reports good seperation
You: We are 32 KM downrange, at 3102MPhz
You: MPH
You: OH SHIT ABORT!
Stranger: FUCK
You: oh dear
You: CALL HEZZY
Stranger: THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT PICKING UP
You: oh DEAR
Stranger: what now?!
You: :(
You: i duno launch another ship hopefuly that wont blow up, too[/quote]
pretty funny
[QUOTE=Omegle]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: YARRGH
You: OUR SHIP IS STUCK IN A HORRIBLE STORM
You: PEASE NAVIGATE US OUT
You: yarrgh
You: YARRGH
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but how?
You: YOU TELL ME, NAVIGATOR?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: stop
Stranger: turn right
You: <turns right
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ya
You: NOW WHAT?
Stranger: we r out
You: NO WE AREN'T, THE WAVES ARE HITTIN THE CROWS NEST!
You: WALK THE PLANK!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i kill myself
You: GOOD!
Stranger: ya
You: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISPLEASE ME
Stranger: what?
You: <kicks you over board
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:buttertroll:
Stranger: hey
You: helo
Stranger: are you a normal person?
You: no
You: I'm black
Stranger: lol
You: so your laughing at me because I'm black?
You: what's so funny about being a freak?
Stranger: yep
You: You're just a dirty nigger
You: a dirty cotton picking nigger
Stranger: thats not nice
Stranger: i'm not black
You: well you laughed at me because I'm black
You: so don't be a hypocrite
You: how do I know that you aren't black?
Stranger: i laughed at you claiming you wernt a normal person cause u were black
Stranger: i'm irish, i have red hair, i'm not black
You: so you're a nigger with red hair?
You: and you're irish?
You: the fuck is up with that
Stranger: i'm a honkey with red hair
You: you just said you were irish
You: how can you be a honkey and irish
Stranger: cause i fucking rock
You: you're either one or the other
Stranger: thats why
You: so your a black irish rock with red hair
You: that claims to be a honkey
Stranger: i'm all of the above
Stranger: yet none of them
You: this makes no sense to me
You: are you god?
Stranger: i'm may be
Stranger: or a supercomputer that colided with god
You: you might be? you're either god or you're not?
You: so what will it be
You: are you a black irish nigger with red hair that claims to be a honkey rock or are you god?
Stranger: i'm a neither, i am actually a tapier
You: I know what you are....
You: you're a spy
You: A RED SPY
You have disconnected.
ROFL
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: m f
You: is that word?
Stranger: male female
You: SAH I BELIEVE YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME
Stranger: maybe?
You: I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO CALL CONSTABLE JONES
You: *CALLS CONSTABLE JONES*
You: CONSTABLE JONES: YES WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM
Stranger: lol
You: THIS MAN IS TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS
You: CONSTABLE JONES: I DO SAY, THAT IS QUITE AROUSING
You: WHAT? OH CONSTABLE I LOVE YOU
You: MAKE LOVE IN THE MOONLIGHT WITH ME
You: *MAKES LOVE WITH THE CONSTABLE*
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