• Omegle V2
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I GOT A MSN. Everyone Spam the crap out of it! [email]randomchloe101@live.co.uk[/email]
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: hello You: whats up? Stranger: wuts ur name? You: James Stranger: nm You: What's yours? Stranger: hello james im john Stranger: im from the FBI and you are in violation of code 33421. you have been having illegal sex with women If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: im afraid your under arrest You: forl You: rofl You: Stranger: im from the FBI and you are in violation of code 33421. you have been having illegal sex with women If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: the police will be at your house momentarily You: epic fail Stranger: lol You: plus im not even from the US so the FBI can't do shit You: FAILLLLLLLL Stranger: lol You: fp? Stranger: its a joke relax Stranger: ? You: guess not You: OMG RELAX I WIL NOT RELAX Stranger: lol You: CNT BELIVE U SAID DAYT Stranger: wut r u gonna do? Stranger: lol Stranger: u gonna come find me n kill me? Stranger: lmao You: GONA REPRT U ON THIS SITE You: get u ip banned You: so u cant connect nemore Stranger: lol ok You: :V You: im joking holy shit calm down man Stranger: lmao ive been calm Stranger: u aint gonna do shit You: FUCKING CALM DOWN MAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT Stranger: wow You: CALM Stranger: sad little 11 year old boy You: DOWN You: IM NOT SAD Stranger: and dont even say ur like 17 or anything You: IM NOT 11 YEARS OLD You: I am actually 18 which is the hilarious thing Stranger: lol suuuuure You: I have A-levels in physics, computing and electronics You: would an 11 year old know about circular motion, and centripetal force being equal to mv^2/ radius of motion? You: where m is the mass of the object orbiting and v is it's velocity Stranger: lol ok have fun having cyber sex with strange pl u meet on here You: OMG OMG OMG You: U FEL 4 IT You: I AM 11 You: OWWWWWNNNNNNEEEDDDDD Stranger: u sure act like it Stranger: im done with u fag bye You: cool story bro Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Message too short.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where r u from?? You: UK You: where are you from? Stranger: turkey You: cool Stranger: how old are you??* You: 18 Stranger: i m 19 Stranger: are u f or m?? You: Male Stranger: i m female Stranger: nice to meet u You: hi Stranger: what is ur name?? You: Rob You: I'm going on the tried and tested rule that all 19 year old girls on the internet are actually men You: It's depressinly accurate Stranger: no i m a girl and i m 19 You: Absolutely sure you aren't a 57 year old man in stockport called sean Stranger: no i m a girl You: good Stranger: i m absolutely a girl You: So You: wassup Stranger: i m chatting and look for something on the net Stranger: u? You: I'm listening to pentagram whilst browsing ebay Stranger: do u know pentegram?* Stranger: that is interesting Stranger: i like pentegram You: what a coincidence Stranger: yes :) You: what's your favourite album Stranger: ummm Stranger: actually i like all of them:) Stranger: all of them are my favourite:)9 Stranger: hehe You: Absolutely sure you aren't an aging sex offender Stranger: :) Stranger: what do u say?? Stranger: tahat is confused for me a little bit You: It seems a bit coincidental that you like pentagram You: but can't actually name an album Stranger: hımm i understood u don t believe me Stranger: that is not important for me Stranger: i don t care Stranger: you know You: Mmmkay Stranger: what do say?? Stranger: when i say bad something in turkish do u like it?? Stranger: because i can say i can swear u You: mmmkay You: Proving that you are... You: A turkish sex offender! Stranger: ok Stranger: see u Your conversational partner has disconnected..[/QUOTE] Tim and the Turkish sex offender.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello, I am Nigger from nigger staff and we are currently niggering niggers. Go here if you would like to nigger, [url]www.nigger.on.nimp.org[/url] You: OH MY GOD REALLY!? You: DOOD THAT'S SO KOOL Stranger: I KNOW RITE You: :D I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD NIGGER NIGGERS!? Stranger: OF COURSE YOU CAN! You: WOAH. Stranger: DUMB NIGGER You: DOOD, SORRY MAIYN. Stranger: FUCKING NIGGER i lol'd
Billy Myas last stand [Quote]You: Hey! Stranger: hey fancy cyber? You: Ive got a question for you! You: Are you ready to answer it? Stranger: yeah You: ARE YOU ON THE BALL? Stranger: yeah You: ITS THE NEW OXY CLEAN DETERGENT! You: GET ON THE BALL![/quote]
Eheheh [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hey, are you a horny male? Stranger: yes You: SO AM I! Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
[QUOTE=Omegle]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi! Stranger: Do you like Nazis? Stranger: Adolf Hitler is my heros Stranger: YOU ARE AN HERO Stranger: KTHNX You: he is your an hero Stranger: I <3 YOU Stranger: o hai /b/ You: DUDE YOUR FACE IS A CLOCK! Stranger: WTF? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: oh shi- You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: lolwut? You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: lol spam screaming lulz You: <suffocates> You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] I've been doing that lately.
I just don't have the balls to go on omegle and yell random things, every time I try I end up talking to that person like I have known him/her for ages.
[quote] Stranger: OMG! florida, 16 yrs old, I am your real dad! Stranger: son? You: Dad? You: OMG Stranger: yes! You: no wonder i looked nothing like my "father" Stranger: I want you to join the family business You: but what if i told you i had a dark secret Stranger: how dark? You: dark You: the darkness possess me Stranger: it is ok You: i could make much money You: but i need a giant basement Stranger: son don't worry the family will protect you You: i need darkness You: or i will die You: are you sure your my dad? You: this is me You: [url]http://www.comicsbulletin.com/news/0612/TheDarknessUltimateCover.jpg[/url] Stranger: are you a vampire? You: no You: im a demon Stranger: your mom named beth? You: no You: she must be a fake bitch too You: dad why did you give me away? Stranger: she changed her name to hide from me Stranger: you were ugly son Stranger: but it is ok now You: i can eat your heart father Stranger: no You: best not to piss me off You: father Stranger: wait hear that helicopter? You: no You: but father You: i need to tell you something Stranger: yes You: im not into guns and killing You: i like art You: im a very good artist Stranger: my god my son is gay! You: i even made a portrait of me You: [url]http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/darkness_header2.jpg[/url] Stranger: freak! Stranger: I am leavin gyou again! You: wait You: lol Stranger: and your slutty mom You: wait Stranger: ok You: /end of reference to the game "The Darkness" Stranger: wait I need to make sure Stranger: your mom, is she dead? You: yesh You: [url]http://masem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/the_darkness.jpg[/url] You: *epic game* Stranger: ok, I need you to take off her pants and panties You: though it has nothing to do with a guy that likes art You: OMG You: gettin horny now You: but okay You: AAAAHHHHH A PENIS Stranger: does she have a tattoo with an arrow that says insert here? You: she has no VAGINA You: JUST A PENIS Stranger: what? Stranger: thank god! you are not my son Stranger: bye You: NOOOO Stranger: again You: i need a father You: please take me You: i was kidding about the art You: ive killed over 9000 men Stranger: well I do have a hot 16 yr old daughter Stranger: perhaps you 2 could marry You: Do i need to use condoms Stranger: I will not have you disrespect my daughter! Stranger: no she is on the pill You: thank you You: it feels better Stranger: ok she is yours Stranger: son You: but wait You: why would i marry my sister 0.o Stranger: she is not your sister Stranger: and we are not in west virginia You: can i get into her west vagina Stranger: her mom was from china Stranger: she is half chinese You: oh sorry one sec You: &#25105;&#21487;&#20197;&#30561;&#22312;&#20320;&#30340;&#22899;&#20799;&#65311; Stranger: she would like that You: Thank you *bows* You: wink wink Stranger: you will make a wonderful couple Stranger: but I must warn you of something You: she has a mangina? Stranger: no Stranger: if you mistreat her or cheat on her or leave her, you will suffer unimaginable horrors You: like what Stranger: I won't say, just imagine the most unholy creature having you at their disposal Stranger: I want my little girl happy You: im already possesed by the darkness You: what could be worse? Stranger: her cousin You: (LOL) You: can i see a picture of her? Stranger: I must go pound her mom now Stranger: still looks hot You: alright nice chatting with you m8 Stranger: you too You: im gonna go cheat on your daughter Stranger: seel help! Stranger: well, then you shall suffer the wrath of georgia! Stranger: 550 lbs of man hungry slut You: i like em big Stranger: georgia, go to this gps location and do what you may! You: OH YES You: TIME TO START CUMMING Stranger: good luck kid! [/quote] This isn't the full log. Don't know if I should post it or not, but it had to do with mobs and murder and shit.
[code]You: terry? Stranger: Steve? You: Did you put the body where i said? Stranger: very funny You: It wouldnt fit in the car, i hope you got the note Stranger: yeah i left it at the police station with a note and a pic of you attached You: Thats unfortunate, because, FYI I am a spy[/code].
It's full of trolls. Stranger: josh is this you baby? You: Yes You: It is Stranger: baby i found you Stranger: all these guys were pretending to be you Stranger: and i was like Stranger: "no way that's not my josh" Stranger: but finally Stranger: i found you baby You: I got the pics Stranger: pics? Stranger: no baby You: You did a good angle on your wiener Stranger: did u set the arrangements for tonight? You: Yes Stranger: ok so its 2 for the gay flamming bar with spam right? You: Yep.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: hi You: whast up You: hows life Stranger: m/f? You: u first Stranger: man You: female Stranger: from? You: no its male You: and china Stranger: your oid? You: ehh not that much wbu Stranger: are you virgin? You: yes Stranger: and your age? You: 14 Stranger: i 65 You: what You: the You: hell You: really Stranger: my age is 65 You: really Stranger: yes You: ok then what year were u born in Stranger: do you want sex whit me? You: a fucking 14 year old male with a 65 year old male Stranger: yes Stranger: it s very hot You: .........../´¯/)........... (\¯`\ ............/....//........... ...\\....\ .........../....//............ ....\\....\ ...../´¯/..../´¯\.........../¯ `\....\¯`\ .././.../..../..../.|_......_| .\....\....\...\.\.. (.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(. \....)....)....).) .\................\/.../....\. ..\/................/ ..\................. /........\................../ ....\..............(.......... ..)................/ ......\.............\......... ../............./ fuck u old guy suck on it 8==========D[/quote] :geno: [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: u first Stranger: 17 m usa You: 16 f usa Stranger: cool You: yep Stranger: horny? ;) You: yes very! Stranger: me too You: what u wanna do ;) Stranger: cyber? You: Sure Stranger: :D Stranger: do u have a pic? You: no camera broke :( Stranger: :( Stranger: what do u look like? You: hot You: verrrrrrrrry Stranger: good You: yepppppppp You: wbu Stranger: hottt Stranger: ;) You: :D my bf is out of town ;) Stranger: nice You: yup Stranger: i am Stranger: 5 10 Stranger: brown hair and eyes Stranger: tan Stranger: 6 pack You: cool You: :) You: im 5 9 You: blue eyes You: blonde You: fiine body You: D cup You: and a fucking 9 inc penis FAGGOT![/quote] I love the internet.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello, my name is David and Im an Omegle administrator and we are currently hiring. to apply, please go to this site: [url]www.omegle.on.nimp.org[/url] Stranger: really? You: Yes, really. Stranger: ok ill apply Stranger: wait You: What? Stranger: wat is this Stranger: wat r u idno Stranger: OMG IM CALLING THE COPS Stranger: that woke my mom up! Stranger: OMG STOP IT You: Having fun? Stranger: OMG Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] got someone to click it :D
[QUOTE=Diealready;16044420]got someone to click it :D[/QUOTE] What happens when you click it? Sausagefest?
is this someone from here [quote] You: hi Stranger: cam 2 cam on msn? im male looking for female You: i am Female You: u want 2 see my cock Stranger: hahaha [/quote]
[quote]Stranger: heyy You: i'm a girl You: a girl You: gril You: grill Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :(
[quote] You: aight bish wha's occurin Stranger: way aye man You: i'm not from newcastle... i'm black Stranger: sweet well im sure black people live there too lol You: they don't Stranger: oh right lol Stranger: so where do they live lol You: type newcastle nigger into google, you will get nothing Stranger: ye ok ?? You: did you do it Stranger: think you need help You: maybe Stranger: wt a dick You: explain why i need help Stranger: ur borin me Stranger: wotever You: so you're saying boring people need help? Stranger: ye You: okay Stranger: inabit You: later nig Stranger: no need You: for what Stranger: racist Stranger: comments You: i'm black Stranger: ye woteveer [/quote] hehe hEHEHHe [editline]11:57PM[/editline] [quote] stranger: Hey you: Hey stranger: Male/female? You: Female stranger: How old are you? You: 13 your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] lolllllllllll
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: female or male You: Male Stranger: faggot[/QUOTE] And how, exactly, does that make me a faggot?
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: A/S/L You: 18/M/Indiana Stranger: 17/M/California You: cool Stranger: [url]www.clownsong.com[/url] You: Your a sick fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:v: [quote] Stranger: what's your name? You: Jarkko Stranger: interesting appellation You: Uhh. What Stranger: name You: ah. You: And you? Stranger: michael You: JACKSON? You: HES FUCKING ALIVE Stranger: there are more of us out there [/quote] [editline]10:53AM[/editline] [quote] Stranger: ltell me your biggest secret! we won't speak to eachother after this anyway.. i'll tell you mine too You: I like to cum. Stranger: you just lost the game Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Oh wow :v:
[QUOTE]You: hello sir Stranger: hi You: you are part of history. You: do you know why this is sir? Stranger: no You: because i am using Madagascar ministry of communication first connection to internets to communicate You: you are the first man to speak to us outside our country Stranger: o...ic Stranger: so you come from Madagascar ? You: yes that is sir You: i am president madagascar Stranger: i am come from hong kong You: i am sorry to hear that Stranger: why ? You: you are rape our wimmenz You: bad You: this first communications historic is a DECLARATION UPON WAR OF NATION HONG KONG Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Just got that then.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: heey ;') You: cool Stranger: whut cool? ^^ You: i dee kay Stranger: pardon? ;') You: nothing You: so whats up Stranger: lol oke.. ;') Stranger: jezus Stranger: whut down? Stranger: ;') You: hell Stranger: good choise ;ó You: hows life Stranger: diseased Stranger: urs? ;') You: good You: u male or female Stranger: male Stranger: ya? You: ok You: im female ;) Stranger: what ur name? ;') You: Meagan You: wbu Stranger: im wytse.. Stranger: how do you say meagan? ;') You: like megan Stranger: ehm Stranger: like may? You: say it like megan Stranger: ok ;P Stranger: think i understand ;') You: where u at Stranger: netherlands ;') Stranger: u? You: US You: is ur penis big Stranger: hmm rather direct question ;') Stranger: well i think so? ;') You: well so is mine You: and my vag is wet You: ;) Stranger: hmm oke ^^ Stranger: well im always hard.. ;') You: so am i You: u wanna know how long mine is Stranger: ehm long? ;'P You: over 9000 You: ;) Stranger: hmm wauw? ;') You: yep Stranger: im verry impressed You: and my vagina is long Stranger: ah so you have a vagina and a penis? ;') You: yep Stranger: well that just rocks You: yep wanna see Stranger: i shure do ;') You: lemme find pic You: www.nude.on.nimp.org copy and paste link You: ;) Stranger: ah Stranger: so you think i trust that link? ;') You: yep Stranger: so Stranger: should i just trust that link ;') You: yes Stranger: ah well Stranger: i dont You: how come Stranger: hmm Stranger: well Stranger: that ppl send crap on omegle? Stranger: ;') You: lol You: fucking niggers You have disconnected[/code] so close.
[Quote]Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: from? You: Antarctica, I know you won't believe me :P... Stranger: i dont Stranger: :P Stranger: hahah Stranger: age Stranger: ? You: I work at research station You: An Australian one Stranger: cool You: sattelite connection :P Stranger: so you are australian? You: Kiwi actually :P Stranger: oh Stranger: cool Stranger: i love kiwi the character Stranger: even though i am american You: hah Stranger: do Stranger: *so Stranger: age? You: ah I am 23 Stranger: ok Stranger: 19 here Stranger: and m Stranger: you? You: male too Stranger: cool Stranger: :P Stranger: is it late there? You: well You: it's like 3 AM :P Stranger: hahah You: but it's still daylight You: crazy huh? Stranger: that sucks You: yeah :P Stranger: i am bi by the way :P You: o cool You: i am gay :P Stranger: cool Stranger: how long is your..>? You: i better go measure XD You: brb Stranger: pictures too of your thing Stranger: no faces please You: ah shit You: the whole light circuits gone... Stranger: lol You: I have to go outside to get a pic, only light there is :P Stranger: ok Stranger: lol You: woah You: something strange is going on Stranger: what happned? You: I can't find anyone You: brb Stranger: k You: NOONE in the living quarters... Stranger: lol Stranger: good Stranger: :P You: yeah XD You: more privacy You: i measured at 100.5 inches XD Stranger: oooh Stranger: i want a pic:P You: okay You: I'll get you one You: brb Stranger: ok You: DUDE You: HOLY SHIT You: there's something strange happening Stranger: lol You: okay You: i went into the meat storage room You: you know You: with the big metal door? Stranger: yeah You: just incase someone was around.. You: .anyway Stranger: lol You: i had the camera up You: and I was about to take the pic You: and then the whole base started vibrating Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: earthquake somewhere Stranger: i want a pic You: yeah Stranger: i am really horny You: okay You: NOW I will get one :P Stranger: hahah Stranger: ok You: okay i got one You: just gotta hook up the camera and upload it You: :P You: by the way, this is me You: [url]http://h.imagehost.org/0995/Photo1_SpringStorm.jpg[/url] Stranger: cool Stranger: haha You: it isn't like that all the time XD You: that's just a snow storm Stranger: ok Stranger: :P You: oh wait I think I hear someone You: hah, maybe they're just playing a joke You: brb Stranger: ok You: i am really scared You: there's someone in the base Stranger: ok You: i can't call anyone the shortwave radio is down You: what hte fuck do i do!??! Stranger: just take the pic Stranger: you will be fine You: kk Stranger: dont worry You: OH MY GOD You: THERE'S BLOOD You: EVERYWHERE You: HELP Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Crazy shit going on in a research base and all he cares about is penis.
[quote]You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: im male You: OMG You: SO AM I Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: hey You: whats up? :D Stranger: ? Stranger: from? You: in sometimes i lark enter You: what is this some also when? Stranger: what's mean? You: that is where the of i do Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: hey You: whats up? :D Stranger: HeLlO Stranger: ii iiZZ GUD You: lol Stranger: WATS POPPiiN B. You: pills dawg You: pills are poppin Stranger: DAtS CoO You: aint no bitches gona say im coo Stranger: ii DiiDNt. NiiGGA ii SAiiD DAtS CoO NiiGGA NOt YOu You: hey man You: dont call me that You: prefer the term african american Stranger: BiiTCH ii WiiLL CUt YOu You: motherfucker You: il pop a cap in your ass You: id pop one in your dick but its too small for me to aim at Stranger: HOw WUD U kNO? You: oh baby You: at night i sneaked into your room You: dont you remember? Stranger: NO You: damn man, i thought what we had was special Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Oh man this is entertaining.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Stranger: sorry I don't speak that language. Do you speak English? You: yes i do Stranger: ok Stranger: What were you just speaking You: i dont really know Stranger: oh Stranger: Where from? You: r'lyeh Stranger: where? You: underwater Stranger: ok................................................. You: ia! ia! cthulhu fhtagn! Stranger: what? You: cthulhu fhtagn!! Stranger: Ok could you just speak English You: ok Stranger: thank-you You: cthulhu is awesome You: nyarlathotep is pooface You: and the color out of space is gay Stranger: ok good bye
I actually had 2 real girls in a row, am i special now?
[QUOTE=kevkev;16083955]I actually had 2 real girls in a row, am i special now?[/QUOTE] Get five and then we'll talk.
[quote]Stranger: Let's party like it's 1859. You: woo!! You: huh[/quote] loll [editline]11:32PM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: i'm not a girl if you're looking for a girl x] You: Oh dear You: ok bye[/quote] lol [editline]11:36PM[/editline] [quote]You: Rodger Endevour, go on throttle up Stranger: alrighty You: Booster rocket officer reports good seperation You: We are 32 KM downrange, at 3102MPhz You: MPH You: OH SHIT ABORT! Stranger: FUCK You: oh dear You: CALL HEZZY Stranger: THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT PICKING UP You: oh DEAR Stranger: what now?! You: :( You: i duno launch another ship hopefuly that wont blow up, too[/quote] pretty funny
[QUOTE=Omegle]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: YARRGH You: OUR SHIP IS STUCK IN A HORRIBLE STORM You: PEASE NAVIGATE US OUT You: yarrgh You: YARRGH Stranger: ok Stranger: but how? You: YOU TELL ME, NAVIGATOR? Stranger: ok Stranger: stop Stranger: turn right You: <turns right Stranger: ok Stranger: ya You: NOW WHAT? Stranger: we r out You: NO WE AREN'T, THE WAVES ARE HITTIN THE CROWS NEST! You: WALK THE PLANK! Stranger: ok Stranger: i kill myself You: GOOD! Stranger: ya You: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISPLEASE ME Stranger: what? You: <kicks you over board You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] :buttertroll:
Stranger: hey You: helo Stranger: are you a normal person? You: no You: I'm black Stranger: lol You: so your laughing at me because I'm black? You: what's so funny about being a freak? Stranger: yep You: You're just a dirty nigger You: a dirty cotton picking nigger Stranger: thats not nice Stranger: i'm not black You: well you laughed at me because I'm black You: so don't be a hypocrite You: how do I know that you aren't black? Stranger: i laughed at you claiming you wernt a normal person cause u were black Stranger: i'm irish, i have red hair, i'm not black You: so you're a nigger with red hair? You: and you're irish? You: the fuck is up with that Stranger: i'm a honkey with red hair You: you just said you were irish You: how can you be a honkey and irish Stranger: cause i fucking rock You: you're either one or the other Stranger: thats why You: so your a black irish rock with red hair You: that claims to be a honkey Stranger: i'm all of the above Stranger: yet none of them You: this makes no sense to me You: are you god? Stranger: i'm may be Stranger: or a supercomputer that colided with god You: you might be? you're either god or you're not? You: so what will it be You: are you a black irish nigger with red hair that claims to be a honkey rock or are you god? Stranger: i'm a neither, i am actually a tapier You: I know what you are.... You: you're a spy You: A RED SPY You have disconnected. ROFL Stranger: hello You: hey Stranger: m f You: is that word? Stranger: male female You: SAH I BELIEVE YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME Stranger: maybe? You: I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO CALL CONSTABLE JONES You: *CALLS CONSTABLE JONES* You: CONSTABLE JONES: YES WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM Stranger: lol You: THIS MAN IS TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS You: CONSTABLE JONES: I DO SAY, THAT IS QUITE AROUSING You: WHAT? OH CONSTABLE I LOVE YOU You: MAKE LOVE IN THE MOONLIGHT WITH ME You: *MAKES LOVE WITH THE CONSTABLE*
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