• Omegle V2
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Omegle does alternate history! [QUOTE]You: Hello. Stranger: hi Stranger: hello Stranger: where do you live? You: CSA. Stranger: where is there? Stranger: csi? Stranger: haha You: Confederate states of America, you know. Stranger: america? like usa? Stranger: cuba? Stranger: south america? You: Well yeah, but the USA lost the civil war in 1865, so that's been a while. Stranger: oh yeah I know Stranger: i'm from republic of south africa Stranger: do you like soccer? You: Nah, it's banned from the CSA, most out-of-country stuff is. Stranger: South Africa is warm Stranger: nnice Stranger: cool~~~~~~~amazing!! come to africa Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Followed by tilde seizure and death.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: asl? You: f 17 Stranger: oh nice im 17 m You: lol cool You: what u wanna do Stranger: idk horny and drunk lol Stranger: im** You: cyber? Stranger: yess You: k ;) Stranger: cam or no cam You: no Stranger: kk all good You: broke Stranger: lol same Stranger: wat do you look like You: hot Stranger: psh details You: like ur penis Stranger: ooh baby You: oh yea i just got hard Stranger: ur a guy? You: no im a girl fagtard Stranger: so how does a girl get hard Stranger: explain Stranger: im ill informed You: my penis is soft and when i get turned on i get hard Your conversational partner has disconnected[/code] :downs:
[quote] You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 79/m/my moms basement You: you? Stranger: hi anon [/quote] i lol'd
[quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: are you Male or Female? You: Male Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :(
[QUOTE]You: hello, may i call you michael? Stranger: no You: why can't i call you michael? Stranger: because that's not my name You: i will call you michael Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Michael doesn't like me. :(
[quote]Stranger: hey baby You: are you male or female Stranger: male You: and r u gay Stranger: no You: well u are cuz u just said hey baby to a 13 year old male You: faggot You have disconnected.[/quote] :downs:
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: Hi You: So... what your oppinion on the nuclear energy from rat's feces? Stranger: my opinion is that it only radiates thermal energy Stranger: and i like heat Stranger: because im warm blooded Stranger: so i like it You: I see.... You: that you like You: heat and You: also I see You: that you like You: writing like this Stranger: this is when its fresh You: And when it isnt fresh= You: ?* Stranger: cold :/ Stranger: so i dont like it Stranger: because it doesnt radiate much at all You: So... You like hot rat poop, but... Stranger: nothing of use anyway You: How can you use it as a energy? Stranger: when its still warm, itll be radiating heat. and radiation is energy (: Stranger: didnt expect this to turn into a physics lesson did ya? ;) You: Naa, i know that alredy You: How could you use that heat to generate electric energy? Stranger: well Stranger: if you could gather enough Stranger: it could boil water Stranger: turning it into steam Stranger: which would power a generator Stranger: like in nuclear plants Stranger: this would have to be very hot rat shit though :/ You: Do you think that ratshit energy could be a possible way to a new energy to save the planet from the global warming? Stranger: no Stranger: because it would have to be hot enough to boil water Stranger: and that would burn the rats anus :/ Stranger: poor rat D: You: So, with some jalapenos and bio-engieenering we can make rats with stronger anus and hotter shits? Stranger: hmm Stranger: theres an idea... You: OR, we can use another animals like.... You: Guinea pigs Stranger: i think we just saved the world man Stranger: *high fives* Stranger: or girrafes Stranger: though Stranger: theyre quite big Stranger: i just though it would be funny xD You: Maybe elephants You: Peanuts contain a lot of energy You: That is proceced as hotshit Stranger: mm Stranger: well this has been a stimulating chat about physics and gm rat shit Stranger: have a good life man (Y) You: K You: Thanks to you[/code]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: 16 male looking for hot girl to chat with You: 16 female hot girl You: ;) Stranger: cool :) Stranger: pics? You: yea hold on Stranger: :) You: hold on its loading Stranger: ok You: where you from? Stranger: iowa :/ You: boston here Stranger: sweet love it there You: youve been here? You: oh here You: the pics are ready You: [url]http://imgkk.com/i/WgVnHl8k.bmp[/url] You: thats me last summer You: im so skinny You: i need to gain some weight Stranger: ok 1 sec Stranger: wtf? You: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: guess what You: WHAT? Stranger: Jesus loves you You: thats good to know Stranger: have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior? You: sure? Stranger: I am on a mission to spread the love of God via the internet You: thats nice.. Stranger: What denomination are you? You: catholic Stranger: GREAT! Stranger: The correct religion. Stranger: You will have access to heaven Stranger: congratulations You: lol Stranger: also, please tell your priests to stop fucking little boys Stranger: It is such a shame when that happens You: i agree Stranger: I have personally told my priests that I don't care if they have sex with little boys, but when it makes it public the whole chuch looks bad Stranger: you know? You: i understand Stranger: no you dont Stranger: religion is stupid Stranger: kill yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected. :Dawkins102:
[QUOTE] Stranger: gay? You: No Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] Hmm... Well, at least he was to the point.
[QUOTE=omeglefagt] Stranger: hi You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Thanks, Omegle.com administration Stranger: indeed Stranger: very artistic You: Do you have any ideas that we can implement into the site? You: We're always looking for ways to improve. Stranger: gender? You: Hmm, we're thinking of adding something like that into a quick settings menu so you can let the world know a bit more information about you Stranger: not cool\ Stranger: not cool at all You: It isn't compulsry. You: And you will be able to set your name instead of Stranger. Stranger: so u r omegle staff? You: Yes. You: I am david, programming lead Stranger: what's the time by yr watch man? You: It's approx 4:48 :) You: P.M. Stranger: u r in britain? You: No. You: I live in iceland. Stranger: u r in au Stranger: cool david Stranger: well my advice is You: Yes? Stranger: u can only notify the gender Stranger: others no change Stranger: haha You: Sorry, I am unable to respond to such sentances Stranger: like stranger man/ stranger woman Stranger: haha Stranger: no need to change other current funcions i mean Stranger: except tell the difference in gender You: you're gay You: lololololololo You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] Wow, he actually thought my name was David and I was a site admin.
[code] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi there little girl You: you like candy? Stranger: no Stranger: not really You: oh... You: ok... Stranger: thanks for asking though You: well, I bet you like toys? :D Stranger: i'm not gonna lie, i have a soft spot for leggos You: As every man who's walked on earth does You: say, some people do pretty fucked up things with those Stranger: HAHAHHA okay you just gave me some nasty images, i dont know how much i like leggos anymore hahaha Stranger: you remind me of someone i know... this isnt alex by any chance? You: No, sorry You: Honestly, this is the first am.. let's call it "normal" chat I had in a long time Stranger: hahha i dont know if that's a compliment or not You: Preten that it is Stranger: hahha well just wanna point out that if yaa start out conversations with hi there little gil you like candy... id say they RARELY become normal chats You: well You: it's not easy being both, a bear and a pedophile You: you dont happen to have a younger sister do you? Stranger: I LOVE PEDOPHILES. bears not so much, my daddy got attacked by one when i was little Stranger: hahah.. and uhm. yes. i do You: Now THAT'S interesting... Stranger: that i love pedophiles? cause i was sorta joking... You: I attacked some guy a couple years ago :D Stranger: ahhahhahahah did he need 600 stitches like my dad? You: hell yeah You: he said he was from something called the "CIA" You: meh You: I kicked his ass Stranger: hhahhahahah im sure. a cia agent doesnt seem to be much of a match for a pedophile/bear Stranger: oh. and im a girl. by the way Stranger: sorta gonna guess your a guy? altho id be really impressed if you were a girl rapist... You: no offense , but I had some baad experiences with "girls" on the net Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA Stranger: sorry to hear that You: So I'll just pretend you're a male Stranger: okayyy if that makes you feel better... You: That's weird, isn't it? Stranger: whats weird? Stranger: for someone to think of me as a guy, even though im pretty sure i have boobs and a vagina?? You: yeah You: and pretty much the fact that I don't really treat any of my grilfriends like girls, but kinda as if we were buddies Stranger: thats a little wierd.. You: thought so Stranger: ahh but i know where you're coming from like.. i hate boyfriends. i like boys. that are friends. that you can hookup with. actually wait i dont think thats the same hting at all but whatever You: no , that's what I tried to said You: you know, having girls that are just...friends You: relax, chat, hang out, that sort of things with them Stranger: ya thats exactly how i think of guys Stranger: realationships are so fucking dumb.. better to just have a bunch of guys you can chill with You: exactly Stranger: i feel bad for guys though.. cause some girls can get ANNOYING Stranger: and like.. idk guys put up with that stuff You: I feel the other way around You: Most of the guys I know are dicks You: And pretty much just try to have sex e Stranger: hahaya toooo true Stranger: most guys think with their dicks.... You: I mean... You: I can understand that you want really bad to have sex when you're like...13 , 'cause puberty and stuff You: but seriously, a 17 yo guy trying to get laid every single time he can it's just... You: annoying Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAH. thank you. thank you. Stranger: i really wish more guys thought the same way You: Same here Stranger: this was actually a really nice omegle chat... nice to get a change from the typical "horny girl?? ;]" stufff yaaa see You: yeah You: I actually started this conversation with the candy thing, because I thought this wasn't going to be a nice chat You: thanks for this am.. lovely conversation Stranger: hahha yaa you too... ugh fuck its 2:05 i raellyyy gotta go. nice tlking to youtho=] You: see ya later, I guess Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] unfunny chatlog It was nice though :3 Suddenly boxes, hundreds of them
Stranger: hey You: Where should I drop the stuff? You: Behind agent eagle would be my first idea... You: In a black briefcase, standered size You: Oh crap~! wrong window
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey You: are u a guy? Stranger: Yeah. You: nice You: look im just a horny girl wanting to have some dirty chat with random guy You: so lets get this shit going You: im touching my pussy now Stranger: How romantic. Stranger: You're blatanty a guy. You: YEAH? You: THATS ALL THERE IS TO YOUR THEORY? You: YOU RE BLANTANTLY A CROCODILE Stranger: Loll. Stranger: Got a pic? You: look this is very simple u wanna get IT ON OR WHAT You: ok so im touching my pussy now You: oh god Stranger: I've got a finger up my arse. You: hmmm You: just one? Stranger: No, I'm fisting my anus. You: wow nice You: i am now touching my clit with one hand Stranger: I have shattered my rectum with my mighty fist of fury. You: and my balls with the other Stranger: Lmao. You: and im writing with my elbow Stranger: You have balls and a clit? You: yeah.... why?????? You: you dont have?Huh? You: LOOOOOOOL You: WTF ARE YOU SOME FUCKING COMMUNIST? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: hi You: how do you masturbate Stranger: erm Stranger: like any normal man Stranger: male or female You: 16 f en Stranger: 17, m, england You: so You: how do you do it You: detailed plzz You: im prty hot right now~ Stranger: u have to have someone or something show u some good pics or talk dirty to get hard ;) You: ok You: im touching myself right now You: stroking my nipples You: completely naked You: and You: i got some lotion You: so You: im putting it on my left hand right now You: sec You: ok You: now im stroking myself You: down there You: what are you doing You: my fingers are pounding in and out You: what are you doing Stranger: my hand is grasped around myself Stranger: slowly moving backwards and forwards.. You: im taking my panties off You: playing with myself a bit You: nd u? You: dont cum yet bb Stranger: that wont happen for a while ;) You: heh You: me neither You: i havent even started touching my penis yet Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Owned.
[quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl ? You: How much does it cost to go to thailand? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :[
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[quote]You: ohai Stranger: hey You: facepunch? Stranger: sure why not You: *Punches stranger in the face* You: HA You: GOT YA Stranger: gj[/quote] [quote]Stranger: Hey You: hey Stranger: sup? You: nm You: facepunch? Stranger: *does a barrel roll*[/quote] Who was it? :v:
You: facepunch? Stranger: vagpunch. You: NOOOO! Stranger: penispunch? You: penisMUNCH? Stranger: suck my girl erection Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]02:09AM[/editline] Stranger: helloooooooooooo You: RAAH! Stranger: MOOOOOO You: BAAAA Stranger: baah* You: QUACK? Stranger: sheep dnt quack You: Yet..... Stranger: they just get raped by the welsh You: Twice Stranger: in Stranger: deed Stranger: asl? You: 15/f/uk Stranger: where bouts? You: asl to you first Stranger: im not welsh if thts wot ur wonderin Stranger: 19 m uk You: Do you like to cyber? Stranger: maybeeeee You: Ok then i'll find someone who does You have disconnected.
You: titties and cornBREAD You: my two favorite meals Stranger: boobes You: urs?!?!?! Stranger: no You: u dun have fav f00d!!>! Stranger: i have a dick You: kool wanna fuk? Stranger: u girl You: no Stranger: fuck u gay Stranger: b Stranger: i Stranger: c You: ur bi! Stranger: h You: omg im bi too! Stranger: t You: gotta strap on? Stranger: bitch You: spelled bitch wrong You: bicth You: NOPE Stranger: bitch You: i have 3 dildos in my closet You: wanna use em? Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo Stranger: im guy noy gay You: ur gay? i thought u said u were bi Stranger: noo Stranger: i like girls You: i like both You: its hot THREESOMES Stranger: i like only girl You: fag You: GET OUT You: ILIKE CORN
[QUOTE=OhSnap!;15974048][code]Stranger: LIKE OMG I HATE GAY PPL THAT DISCONNECT CAUSE THEY R LIKE DUMB -snip- Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code][/QUOTE] Oh, the irony. [editline]11:25PM[/editline] [code] Stranger: hey im horny You: cool You: asl? Stranger: im a guy 15 You: oh cool You: f/15 Stranger: sweet You: so how big are you? Stranger: 7 inch You: mmm You: delicious Stranger: haha Stranger: i'll grow too You: heh Stranger: are u hot? You: yeah :) You: chest-length wavy brown hair You: C cup perky tits Stranger: ohh damn. u gotta a pic? You: yeah, hold on Stranger: ok You: sorry i can't find any good ones Stranger: haha ok, You: so what do you look like? Stranger: i have blonde hair, blue eyes tall Stranger: one sec You: ooh sounds hot Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/33vgpw5.jpg Stranger: there You: mm :) Stranger: haha thanks... You: heres a pic of my tits You: http://tinyurl.com/npn9ub Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] I don't think he like birds very much... [editline]11:39PM[/editline] Also look at this picture of my huge cock. [url]http://tinyurl.com/d9fukc[/url]
[code] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hi whats up? You: are you a chick or a dude? Stranger: chick You: MAKE ME A SANDWICH Stranger: ok what do u want on it? Stranger: lol You: FUCKING M&MS Stranger: peanut or crunchy?..or plain...or peanutbutter? You: AND MEAT FROM THE RARE AFRICAN WILD DOG You: peanut Stranger: b more specific! damn it! Stranger: eat ur own meat! hahah You: oh now im gonna fuck you with a rake Stranger: thats how i like it! You: splinter time Stranger: sliver...!! gosh You: get the branding iron..... Stranger: not fuckin splinter! u fuckin idiot! Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: where am i gettin branded? You: but dont heat it yo You: what the fuck?? Stranger: what? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: ???:p You: what the hell "where am i going to get branded" who said anything about branding? You: i just said get the branding iron You: my cattle need to be idetified Stranger: ok..go on? Stranger: ohhh Stranger: lol lmfao!! hahah i get it You: "cattle" aka "asian hookers" Stranger: i thought u were gonna brand me...hahha You: SICK FREAK Stranger: asian hookers? haha Stranger: wowzers! ur cool You: yes i have a herd of them You: they roam the ghetto and graze on dudes dicks Stranger: cool...sounds like a lot of fun... Stranger: :p You: i think they saw u You: THERE COMING You: oh wait... You: THEIR CUMMING [/code]
I can't get any damn fun chatlogs, all people on Omegle are "^___^ Hai and welcome to the SPAM FREE CHAT ROOM ,please enter your desired username." or "Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long." and then you come to some IRC Channel. Or if you're really lucky, you get a "rofl this facebook app has the funniest pictures [url]http://apps.facebook.com/lolpics/[/url] ", they are quite rare though.
[quote] stranger: Heya x you: Can i tap thát? Stranger: Boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room you: I want me in your room too. Stranger: M or f? You: M :p you: U? Stranger: F ;) you: :d stranger: Where are you from? You: Denmark. Stranger: Fuck that stranger: California you: :< stranger: Fuck you [/quote] lol!
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"-,. . . . . . . . .,-" ........,";;;,"; ; ; ; ;,-"."-,:::::"---,,|. . . . . . ",. . . . . . .,-" .........."-,"------""". . . . """. . . ". . . . . . . ",""------,-" ........,,--"."""""""""-,. .,-". . . . .,----,. . . . .",. . .,-" ......."/,/,,,,,,----"""...,-". . . . ,". .,--"-,.. . . ,""""" ..........................,"/,,,/.,-"---".........",.| |.," You: YOU BITCH You: YOU DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR OWN MOTHER Stranger: YOU ALWASY SMACK YOUR FOOD WHEN YOUR EATING! You: THIS IS MAMA SWAMPERT YOU UNGREATFUL WHORE You: WAIT TILL DADA WAILORD HERES ABOUT THIS You: HE'S GUNNA FUCK YOU UP THE ASS SON. Stranger: IMA WATER GUN HIM IN THE BALLS You: HOW DARE YOU Stranger: THEN MUD SLAP YOU ACCROS THE FACE You: SON! I AM DISSAPOINT! Stranger: AND ILL GET ZAPDOSE ON YOUR ASS Stranger: ELECTRIC BEATS WATER Stranger: i think You: DONT MAKE ME COME OTHER THERE AND ENDEAVOR YOU You: ... IM PART GROUND Stranger: BRING IT BITCH. ILL SHEAR COLD YOU You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR OWN MOTHER You: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOUR BROTHER SLOWPOKE SO MUCH MORE Stranger: i know your a whore You: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT Stranger: WELL THAT IS WHY HE EVOLVED INTO A SLOWKING AND MOVED IN WITH CLOYSTEER! Stranger: CUZ HE COULNT STAND YOU You: And he makes us so proud to this very day You: UNLIKE YOU You: WHY DONT YOU EVOLVE SON? You: WHY MUST YOU MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY Stranger: CUZ I LIKE BEING A KID You: BECOME A MARSHTOMP AND GO TO COLLAGE INSTED OF HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE AND PLAYING THAT SILLY WORLD OF WARTORTLE Stranger: YOU JUST WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MORE MONEY SO YOU CAN RETIRE AND BECOME A......SOME SORT OF STUPID POKEMON! You: HOW DARE YOU! ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE MY SON SUCCED IN LIFE INSTED OF BECOMING SOME DISCUSTING SLAKING Stranger: YOU MORE PATHETIC THAN BELL SPROUT Stranger: AN YOU KNOW WHAT? I FUCKED A STARMIE WHEN I WAS HIGH OFF SHRUB ROOT You: IM SUPPRISED ODDISHES HAVNT STARED GROWING ON YOU, YOU LAZY SNORLAX You: OH MY ARCRUS! Stranger: IM SUPRESED....FUCK YOU WIN! You: NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM. YOUR FATHER WILL WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU You: Oh and son? You: would you like to say hi to facepunch? Stranger: *stomps up the mud made stairs Stranger: NEVERRR You: YOU UNGREATFULL LITTLE FEEBAS! You: NO SITRUS BERRIES FOR A MONTH Stranger: IM GUNNA RUN OFF WITH DRAGONAIR AND NEVER COME BACK You: WHOS THIS DRAGONAIR? Stranger: AND I HOPE YOU GET CAPTURED!!!!!!!!!!! You: NO DOUBT SOME POKERUS INFECTED SLUT Stranger: WELL SHE LEARNED FROM YOU You: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL THINGS TO YOUR MOTHER You: I CARIED YOUR EGG FOR 20,000 STEPS You: AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? Stranger: CUZ IM HIGH ON SHRUB ROOT BITCH!! Stranger: HOW BOUT A HALF FILLED POTION? You: ...Got any brightpowder? You: fuck me I use to get high of that shit every day when I was your age Stranger: IMA THROW A MASTERBALL AT YOUR ASS MYSELF AND LEAVE IT IN THE DESSERT! 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[quote] Stranger: u wanna see megan fox naked? You: why not Stranger: meganfoxnakie.info Stranger: if u like megan ur gonna love it You: i got a better site You: niggaplz.info You have disconnected. [/quote] Try the site for yourself.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: F? You: f? what? You: oh yes Stranger: Female? You: yes Stranger: Lol Stranger: Big tits? You: yes Stranger: Wat size lol You: 24d You: big dick? Stranger: Can I see plZ? Stranger: Of course You: lenght Stranger: 7 inches at 16 You: WOW! Like my brother's Stranger: Lol Stranger: Can I see. A bra pic You: how would you recieve said pic? Stranger: Put link here You: ok i'll upload one =] Stranger: Bra panties? Or naked? You: underwear for now You: i'm not a whore Stranger: Oo ok, how old r u btw? You: 16 Stranger: Oo okk Stranger: Do u have aim? You: no Stranger: O Stranger: U upload it You: i'm trying to find a picture of me with clothes on atm Stranger: Clothes off then is good lol You: hmm i bet Stranger: Lol Stranger: If u have no choice do it You: [url]http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/a...y/Image017.jpg[/url] face shot for now You: another: [url]http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/a...0090713_37.jpg[/url] Stranger: Is tht 1 face? You: ? You: yeah Stranger: Oo Stranger: Any body? You: you can see my friend You: so it's worth more Stranger: I wanna see body You: my ass? Stranger: Sure You: it'll take a while... dialup sux Stranger: K Stranger: U have tits or pussy ones? You: seriously, what do you take me for? You: you must wait Stranger: A nice person Stranger: I was just asking You: i do have those but you can't see them You: yet Stranger: Ok You: how long do other chicks take to show you them> You: ? Stranger: Not long LOL, u have diaup tho You: yeah Stranger: Lol You: link me some please i wanna see You: =3 Stranger: I have just a face one of u!! Okk wait till I get hard off some good pics You: but i need inspiration Stranger: U have aim? You: so i can take good photos You: no Stranger: I'm on my iPod, if u give me ur number if ur a real girl, I'll send from my phone Stranger: U can see, u can send to me You: my phone sucks Stranger: Soo You: do u like music? Stranger: Some lol You: eg....... Stranger: U have picture phone Stranger: U can see my hard dick? You: no =[ Stranger: U send nAkeds here I'll send my dick to ur phone You: the only time i wanna see ur hard dick is when it's in my pussy Stranger: Oooooooi!!!!!!! You: the screen will make it look small Stranger: So u still can see it You: i mean smaller than it already is Stranger: No! You: lol just messing You: so are you gangsta or goth? Stranger: Can I see nakeds? Stranger: Neither Stranger: Let me see ur tits You: what are you then? Stranger: Preppy Stranger: Athletic You: steroids? Stranger: No You: good make ur ballz shrink Stranger: Lol You: okay you can see my ass You: [url]http://img138.imageshack.us/i/postalsassva8.jpg/[/url] You: do you like it? Stranger: Omg yea You: i love it when people admire my ass You: gets me so wet...... Stranger: Tits? Stranger: Pussy? You: here's my great tits [url]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/sussex....reat-Tit-1.jpg[/url] Stranger: Those r urs???! You: yeah You: nice aye Stranger: Yea Stranger: Any pussy ones? You: no you cannot have those You: okay fine Stranger: Yay Stranger: It better be urs You: [url]http://www.ts-sluts.com/pics/hairy-amateur-pussy.jpg[/url] You: [url]http://www.ts-sluts.com/pics/hairy-amateur-pussy.jpg[/url] You: shit's cash Stranger: I can tell by URL that's not real You: but i dont want a stranget to see her You: she's mine Stranger: I don't no u so it's ok! You: even worse Stranger: Y I'll never see u Stranger: Please let me see ur pussy You: NO! Stranger: =\ You: no means no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: I am drunk off my ass. Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: 21/m/ny, you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Dicks.
[quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: .......,-"""""""-, ............,-".|. . . . .|. .", ..........,". . |. . . . |.. . .| ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . .| . . .|. . . | ..........",. . . | . . |. . . | ...........",. . .. . . . . . | .............",. . . . . . . ", ........,-""". . . . . . . . . ""--,....................................,,,,,,,, ....,-". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "-,............................,--". . . . .", .,-"', . . . . ,-",. . . . . . . .,,,,,,"-,....................,-" . . . . . .,,,,,| ,",-". . . . "-,,". . . . . .,-"::::::,--"""",...........,-". . . . . .,-". . .," ",----------,,,,,. . . . . .,":::::::":::::,-".........,-". . . . ,-". . . . ..," ."-,;;;;;;;;;;;;;"""""---,"::::::::::::::::"---,,,.,-". . . ,-". . . . . . .,-" .....",-,,;;;;;;,-"; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::::::::,,--",. .,-". . . . . . . ..,-"So i herd you liekd mudkipz ......."-,/;;;,"; ; ; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::,""". . . "-,. . . . . . . . .,-" ........,";;;,"; ; ; ; ;,-"."-,:::::"---,,|. . . . . . ",. . . . . . .,-" .........."-,"------""". . . . """. . . ". . . . . . . ",""------,-" ........,,--"."""""""""-,. .,-". . . . .,----,. . . . .",. . .,-" ......."/,/,,,,,,----"""...,-". . . . ,". .,--"-,.. . . ,""""" ..........................,"/,,,/.,-"---".........",.| |.," Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] haha
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