Omegle does alternate history!
[QUOTE]You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where do you live?
You: CSA.
Stranger: where is there?
Stranger: csi?
Stranger: haha
You: Confederate states of America, you know.
Stranger: america? like usa?
Stranger: cuba?
Stranger: south america?
You: Well yeah, but the USA lost the civil war in 1865, so that's been a while.
Stranger: oh yeah I know
Stranger: i'm from republic of south africa
Stranger: do you like soccer?
You: Nah, it's banned from the CSA, most out-of-country stuff is.
Stranger: South Africa is warm
Stranger: nnice
Stranger: cool~~~~~~~amazing!! come to africa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Followed by tilde seizure and death.
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: f 17
Stranger: oh nice im 17 m
You: lol cool
You: what u wanna do
Stranger: idk horny and drunk lol
Stranger: im**
You: cyber?
Stranger: yess
You: k ;)
Stranger: cam or no cam
You: no
Stranger: kk all good
You: broke
Stranger: lol same
Stranger: wat do you look like
You: hot
Stranger: psh details
You: like ur penis
Stranger: ooh baby
You: oh yea i just got hard
Stranger: ur a guy?
You: no im a girl fagtard
Stranger: so how does a girl get hard
Stranger: explain
Stranger: im ill informed
You: my penis is soft and when i get turned on i get hard
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:downs:
[quote]
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 79/m/my moms basement
You: you?
Stranger: hi anon
[/quote]
i lol'd
[quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you Male or Female?
You: Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:(
[QUOTE]You: hello, may i call you michael?
Stranger: no
You: why can't i call you michael?
Stranger: because that's not my name
You: i will call you michael
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Michael doesn't like me. :(
[quote]Stranger: hey baby
You: are you male or female
Stranger: male
You: and r u gay
Stranger: no
You: well u are cuz u just said hey baby to a 13 year old male
You: faggot
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:downs:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: So... what your oppinion on the nuclear energy from rat's feces?
Stranger: my opinion is that it only radiates thermal energy
Stranger: and i like heat
Stranger: because im warm blooded
Stranger: so i like it
You: I see....
You: that you like
You: heat and
You: also I see
You: that you like
You: writing like this
Stranger: this is when its fresh
You: And when it isnt fresh=
You: ?*
Stranger: cold :/
Stranger: so i dont like it
Stranger: because it doesnt radiate much at all
You: So... You like hot rat poop, but...
Stranger: nothing of use anyway
You: How can you use it as a energy?
Stranger: when its still warm, itll be radiating heat. and radiation is energy (:
Stranger: didnt expect this to turn into a physics lesson did ya? ;)
You: Naa, i know that alredy
You: How could you use that heat to generate electric energy?
Stranger: well
Stranger: if you could gather enough
Stranger: it could boil water
Stranger: turning it into steam
Stranger: which would power a generator
Stranger: like in nuclear plants
Stranger: this would have to be very hot rat shit though :/
You: Do you think that ratshit energy could be a possible way to a new energy to save the planet from the global warming?
Stranger: no
Stranger: because it would have to be hot enough to boil water
Stranger: and that would burn the rats anus :/
Stranger: poor rat D:
You: So, with some jalapenos and bio-engieenering we can make rats with stronger anus and hotter shits?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: theres an idea...
You: OR, we can use another animals like....
You: Guinea pigs
Stranger: i think we just saved the world man
Stranger: *high fives*
Stranger: or girrafes
Stranger: though
Stranger: theyre quite big
Stranger: i just though it would be funny xD
You: Maybe elephants
You: Peanuts contain a lot of energy
You: That is proceced as hotshit
Stranger: mm
Stranger: well this has been a stimulating chat about physics and gm rat shit
Stranger: have a good life man (Y)
You: K
You: Thanks to you[/code]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 16 male looking for hot girl to chat with
You: 16 female hot girl
You: ;)
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: pics?
You: yea hold on
Stranger: :)
You: hold on its loading
Stranger: ok
You: where you from?
Stranger: iowa :/
You: boston here
Stranger: sweet love it there
You: youve been here?
You: oh here
You: the pics are ready
You: [url]http://imgkk.com/i/WgVnHl8k.bmp[/url]
You: thats me last summer
You: im so skinny
You: i need to gain some weight
Stranger: ok 1 sec
Stranger: wtf?
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: guess what
You: WHAT?
Stranger: Jesus loves you
You: thats good to know
Stranger: have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
You: sure?
Stranger: I am on a mission to spread the love of God via the internet
You: thats nice..
Stranger: What denomination are you?
You: catholic
Stranger: GREAT!
Stranger: The correct religion.
Stranger: You will have access to heaven
Stranger: congratulations
You: lol
Stranger: also, please tell your priests to stop fucking little boys
Stranger: It is such a shame when that happens
You: i agree
Stranger: I have personally told my priests that I don't care if they have sex with little boys, but when it makes it public the whole chuch looks bad
Stranger: you know?
You: i understand
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: religion is stupid
Stranger: kill yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:Dawkins102:
[QUOTE]
Stranger: gay?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
Hmm... Well, at least he was to the point.
[QUOTE=omeglefagt] Stranger: hi
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Thanks, Omegle.com administration
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: very artistic
You: Do you have any ideas that we can implement into the site?
You: We're always looking for ways to improve.
Stranger: gender?
You: Hmm, we're thinking of adding something like that into a quick settings menu so you can let the world know a bit more information about you
Stranger: not cool\
Stranger: not cool at all
You: It isn't compulsry.
You: And you will be able to set your name instead of Stranger.
Stranger: so u r omegle staff?
You: Yes.
You: I am david, programming lead
Stranger: what's the time by yr watch man?
You: It's approx 4:48 :)
You: P.M.
Stranger: u r in britain?
You: No.
You: I live in iceland.
Stranger: u r in au
Stranger: cool david
Stranger: well my advice is
You: Yes?
Stranger: u can only notify the gender
Stranger: others no change
Stranger: haha
You: Sorry, I am unable to respond to such sentances
Stranger: like stranger man/ stranger woman
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no need to change other current funcions i mean
Stranger: except tell the difference in gender
You: you're gay
You: lololololololo
You have disconnected. [/QUOTE]
Wow, he actually thought my name was David and I was a site admin.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi there little girl
You: you like candy?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: oh...
You: ok...
Stranger: thanks for asking though
You: well, I bet you like toys? :D
Stranger: i'm not gonna lie, i have a soft spot for leggos
You: As every man who's walked on earth does
You: say, some people do pretty fucked up things with those
Stranger: HAHAHHA okay you just gave me some nasty images, i dont know how much i like leggos anymore hahaha
Stranger: you remind me of someone i know... this isnt alex by any chance?
You: No, sorry
You: Honestly, this is the first am.. let's call it "normal" chat I had in a long time
Stranger: hahha i dont know if that's a compliment or not
You: Preten that it is
Stranger: hahha well just wanna point out that if yaa start out conversations with hi there little gil you like candy... id say they RARELY become normal chats
You: well
You: it's not easy being both, a bear and a pedophile
You: you dont happen to have a younger sister do you?
Stranger: I LOVE PEDOPHILES. bears not so much, my daddy got attacked by one when i was little
Stranger: hahah.. and uhm. yes. i do
You: Now THAT'S interesting...
Stranger: that i love pedophiles? cause i was sorta joking...
You: I attacked some guy a couple years ago :D
Stranger: ahhahhahahah did he need 600 stitches like my dad?
You: hell yeah
You: he said he was from something called the "CIA"
You: meh
You: I kicked his ass
Stranger: hhahhahahah im sure. a cia agent doesnt seem to be much of a match for a pedophile/bear
Stranger: oh. and im a girl. by the way
Stranger: sorta gonna guess your a guy? altho id be really impressed if you were a girl rapist...
You: no offense , but I had some baad experiences with "girls" on the net
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: So I'll just pretend you're a male
Stranger: okayyy if that makes you feel better...
You: That's weird, isn't it?
Stranger: whats weird?
Stranger: for someone to think of me as a guy, even though im pretty sure i have boobs and a vagina??
You: yeah
You: and pretty much the fact that I don't really treat any of my grilfriends like girls, but kinda as if we were buddies
Stranger: thats a little wierd..
You: thought so
Stranger: ahh but i know where you're coming from like.. i hate boyfriends. i like boys. that are friends. that you can hookup with. actually wait i dont think thats the same hting at all but whatever
You: no , that's what I tried to said
You: you know, having girls that are just...friends
You: relax, chat, hang out, that sort of things with them
Stranger: ya thats exactly how i think of guys
Stranger: realationships are so fucking dumb.. better to just have a bunch of guys you can chill with
You: exactly
Stranger: i feel bad for guys though.. cause some girls can get ANNOYING
Stranger: and like.. idk guys put up with that stuff
You: I feel the other way around
You: Most of the guys I know are dicks
You: And pretty much just try to have sex e
Stranger: hahaya toooo true
Stranger: most guys think with their dicks....
You: I mean...
You: I can understand that you want really bad to have sex when you're like...13 , 'cause puberty and stuff
You: but seriously, a 17 yo guy trying to get laid every single time he can it's just...
You: annoying
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAH. thank you. thank you.
Stranger: i really wish more guys thought the same way
You: Same here
Stranger: this was actually a really nice omegle chat... nice to get a change from the typical "horny girl?? ;]" stufff yaaa see
You: yeah
You: I actually started this conversation with the candy thing, because I thought this wasn't going to be a nice chat
You: thanks for this am.. lovely conversation
Stranger: hahha yaa you too... ugh fuck its 2:05 i raellyyy gotta go. nice tlking to youtho=]
You: see ya later, I guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
unfunny chatlog
It was nice though :3
Suddenly boxes, hundreds of them
Stranger: hey
You: Where should I drop the stuff?
You: Behind agent eagle would be my first idea...
You: In a black briefcase, standered size
You: Oh crap~! wrong window
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: are u a guy?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: nice
You: look im just a horny girl wanting to have some dirty chat with random guy
You: so lets get this shit going
You: im touching my pussy now
Stranger: How romantic.
Stranger: You're blatanty a guy.
You: YEAH?
You: THATS ALL THERE IS TO YOUR THEORY?
You: YOU RE BLANTANTLY A CROCODILE
Stranger: Loll.
Stranger: Got a pic?
You: look this is very simple u wanna get IT ON OR WHAT
You: ok so im touching my pussy now
You: oh god
Stranger: I've got a finger up my arse.
You: hmmm
You: just one?
Stranger: No, I'm fisting my anus.
You: wow nice
You: i am now touching my clit with one hand
Stranger: I have shattered my rectum with my mighty fist of fury.
You: and my balls with the other
Stranger: Lmao.
You: and im writing with my elbow
Stranger: You have balls and a clit?
You: yeah.... why??????
You: you dont have?Huh?
You: LOOOOOOOL
You: WTF ARE YOU SOME FUCKING COMMUNIST?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: hi
You: how do you masturbate
Stranger: erm
Stranger: like any normal man
Stranger: male or female
You: 16 f en
Stranger: 17, m, england
You: so
You: how do you do it
You: detailed plzz
You: im prty hot right now~
Stranger: u have to have someone or something show u some good pics or talk dirty to get hard ;)
You: ok
You: im touching myself right now
You: stroking my nipples
You: completely naked
You: and
You: i got some lotion
You: so
You: im putting it on my left hand right now
You: sec
You: ok
You: now im stroking myself
You: down there
You: what are you doing
You: my fingers are pounding in and out
You: what are you doing
Stranger: my hand is grasped around myself
Stranger: slowly moving backwards and forwards..
You: im taking my panties off
You: playing with myself a bit
You: nd u?
You: dont cum yet bb
Stranger: that wont happen for a while ;)
You: heh
You: me neither
You: i havent even started touching my penis yet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Owned.
[quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: How much does it cost to go to thailand?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:[
[quote]You: ohai
Stranger: hey
You: facepunch?
Stranger: sure why not
You: *Punches stranger in the face*
You: HA
You: GOT YA
Stranger: gj[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: sup?
You: nm
You: facepunch?
Stranger: *does a barrel roll*[/quote]
Who was it? :v:
You: facepunch?
Stranger: vagpunch.
You: NOOOO!
Stranger: penispunch?
You: penisMUNCH?
Stranger: suck my girl erection
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]02:09AM[/editline]
Stranger: helloooooooooooo
You: RAAH!
Stranger: MOOOOOO
You: BAAAA
Stranger: baah*
You: QUACK?
Stranger: sheep dnt quack
You: Yet.....
Stranger: they just get raped by the welsh
You: Twice
Stranger: in
Stranger: deed
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/uk
Stranger: where bouts?
You: asl to you first
Stranger: im not welsh if thts wot ur wonderin
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: Do you like to cyber?
Stranger: maybeeeee
You: Ok then i'll find someone who does
You have disconnected.
You: titties and cornBREAD
You: my two favorite meals
Stranger: boobes
You: urs?!?!?!
Stranger: no
You: u dun have fav f00d!!>!
Stranger: i have a dick
You: kool wanna fuk?
Stranger: u girl
You: no
Stranger: fuck u gay
Stranger: b
Stranger: i
Stranger: c
You: ur bi!
Stranger: h
You: omg im bi too!
Stranger: t
You: gotta strap on?
Stranger: bitch
You: spelled bitch wrong
You: bicth
You: NOPE
Stranger: bitch
You: i have 3 dildos in my closet
You: wanna use em?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: im guy noy gay
You: ur gay? i thought u said u were bi
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i like girls
You: i like both
You: its hot THREESOMES
Stranger: i like only girl
You: fag
You: GET OUT
You: ILIKE CORN
[QUOTE=OhSnap!;15974048][code]Stranger: LIKE OMG I HATE GAY PPL THAT DISCONNECT CAUSE THEY R LIKE DUMB
-snip-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh, the irony.
[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
[code]
Stranger: hey im horny
You: cool
You: asl?
Stranger: im a guy 15
You: oh cool
You: f/15
Stranger: sweet
You: so how big are you?
Stranger: 7 inch
You: mmm
You: delicious
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'll grow too
You: heh
Stranger: are u hot?
You: yeah :)
You: chest-length wavy brown hair
You: C cup perky tits
Stranger: ohh damn. u gotta a pic?
You: yeah, hold on
Stranger: ok
You: sorry i can't find any good ones
Stranger: haha ok,
You: so what do you look like?
Stranger: i have blonde hair, blue eyes tall
Stranger: one sec
You: ooh sounds hot
Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/33vgpw5.jpg
Stranger: there
You: mm :)
Stranger: haha thanks...
You: heres a pic of my tits
You: http://tinyurl.com/npn9ub
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
I don't think he like birds very much...
[editline]11:39PM[/editline]
Also look at this picture of my huge cock.
[url]http://tinyurl.com/d9fukc[/url]
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi whats up?
You: are you a chick or a dude?
Stranger: chick
You: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Stranger: ok what do u want on it?
Stranger: lol
You: FUCKING M&MS
Stranger: peanut or crunchy?..or plain...or peanutbutter?
You: AND MEAT FROM THE RARE AFRICAN WILD DOG
You: peanut
Stranger: b more specific! damn it!
Stranger: eat ur own meat! hahah
You: oh now im gonna fuck you with a rake
Stranger: thats how i like it!
You: splinter time
Stranger: sliver...!! gosh
You: get the branding iron.....
Stranger: not fuckin splinter! u fuckin idiot!
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: where am i gettin branded?
You: but dont heat it yo
You: what the fuck??
Stranger: what?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ???:p
You: what the hell "where am i going to get branded" who said anything about branding?
You: i just said get the branding iron
You: my cattle need to be idetified
Stranger: ok..go on?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: lol lmfao!! hahah i get it
You: "cattle" aka "asian hookers"
Stranger: i thought u were gonna brand me...hahha
You: SICK FREAK
Stranger: asian hookers? haha
Stranger: wowzers! ur cool
You: yes i have a herd of them
You: they roam the ghetto and graze on dudes dicks
Stranger: cool...sounds like a lot of fun...
Stranger: :p
You: i think they saw u
You: THERE COMING
You: oh wait...
You: THEIR CUMMING
[/code]
I can't get any damn fun chatlogs, all people on Omegle are "^___^ Hai and welcome to the SPAM FREE CHAT ROOM ,please enter your desired username." or "Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long." and then you come to some IRC Channel.
Or if you're really lucky, you get a "rofl this facebook app has the funniest pictures [url]http://apps.facebook.com/lolpics/[/url] ", they are quite rare though.
[quote]
stranger: Heya x
you: Can i tap thát?
Stranger: Boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room
you: I want me in your room too.
Stranger: M or f?
You: M :p
you: U?
Stranger: F ;)
you: :d
stranger: Where are you from?
You: Denmark.
Stranger: Fuck that
stranger: California
you: :<
stranger: Fuck you
[/quote]
lol!
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You: YOU BITCH
You: YOU DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR OWN MOTHER
Stranger: YOU ALWASY SMACK YOUR FOOD WHEN YOUR EATING!
You: THIS IS MAMA SWAMPERT YOU UNGREATFUL WHORE
You: WAIT TILL DADA WAILORD HERES ABOUT THIS
You: HE'S GUNNA FUCK YOU UP THE ASS SON.
Stranger: IMA WATER GUN HIM IN THE BALLS
You: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: THEN MUD SLAP YOU ACCROS THE FACE
You: SON! I AM DISSAPOINT!
Stranger: AND ILL GET ZAPDOSE ON YOUR ASS
Stranger: ELECTRIC BEATS WATER
Stranger: i think
You: DONT MAKE ME COME OTHER THERE AND ENDEAVOR YOU
You: ... IM PART GROUND
Stranger: BRING IT BITCH. ILL SHEAR COLD YOU
You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR OWN MOTHER
You: THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOUR BROTHER SLOWPOKE SO MUCH MORE
Stranger: i know your a whore
You: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT
Stranger: WELL THAT IS WHY HE EVOLVED INTO A SLOWKING AND MOVED IN WITH CLOYSTEER!
Stranger: CUZ HE COULNT STAND YOU
You: And he makes us so proud to this very day
You: UNLIKE YOU
You: WHY DONT YOU EVOLVE SON?
You: WHY MUST YOU MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY
Stranger: CUZ I LIKE BEING A KID
You: BECOME A MARSHTOMP AND GO TO COLLAGE INSTED OF HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE AND PLAYING THAT SILLY WORLD OF WARTORTLE
Stranger: YOU JUST WANT ME TO MAKE YOU MORE MONEY SO YOU CAN RETIRE AND BECOME A......SOME SORT OF STUPID POKEMON!
You: HOW DARE YOU! ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE MY SON SUCCED IN LIFE INSTED OF BECOMING SOME DISCUSTING SLAKING
Stranger: YOU MORE PATHETIC THAN BELL SPROUT
Stranger: AN YOU KNOW WHAT? I FUCKED A STARMIE WHEN I WAS HIGH OFF SHRUB ROOT
You: IM SUPPRISED ODDISHES HAVNT STARED GROWING ON YOU, YOU LAZY SNORLAX
You: OH MY ARCRUS!
Stranger: IM SUPRESED....FUCK YOU WIN!
You: NOW GET TO YOUR ROOM. YOUR FATHER WILL WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
You: Oh and son?
You: would you like to say hi to facepunch?
Stranger: *stomps up the mud made stairs
Stranger: NEVERRR
You: YOU UNGREATFULL LITTLE FEEBAS!
You: NO SITRUS BERRIES FOR A MONTH
Stranger: IM GUNNA RUN OFF WITH DRAGONAIR AND NEVER COME BACK
You: WHOS THIS DRAGONAIR?
Stranger: AND I HOPE YOU GET CAPTURED!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO DOUBT SOME POKERUS INFECTED SLUT
Stranger: WELL SHE LEARNED FROM YOU
You: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL THINGS TO YOUR MOTHER
You: I CARIED YOUR EGG FOR 20,000 STEPS
You: AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
Stranger: CUZ IM HIGH ON SHRUB ROOT BITCH!!
Stranger: HOW BOUT A HALF FILLED POTION?
You: ...Got any brightpowder?
You: fuck me I use to get high of that shit every day when I was your age
Stranger: IMA THROW A MASTERBALL AT YOUR ASS MYSELF AND LEAVE IT IN THE DESSERT!
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[quote]
Stranger: u wanna see megan fox naked?
You: why not
Stranger: meganfoxnakie.info
Stranger: if u like megan ur gonna love it
You: i got a better site
You: niggaplz.info
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: F?
You: f? what?
You: oh yes
Stranger: Female?
You: yes
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Big tits?
You: yes
Stranger: Wat size lol
You: 24d
You: big dick?
Stranger: Can I see plZ?
Stranger: Of course
You: lenght
Stranger: 7 inches at 16
You: WOW! Like my brother's
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Can I see. A bra pic
You: how would you recieve said pic?
Stranger: Put link here
You: ok i'll upload one =]
Stranger: Bra panties? Or naked?
You: underwear for now
You: i'm not a whore
Stranger: Oo ok, how old r u btw?
You: 16
Stranger: Oo okk
Stranger: Do u have aim?
You: no
Stranger: O
Stranger: U upload it
You: i'm trying to find a picture of me with clothes on atm
Stranger: Clothes off then is good lol
You: hmm i bet
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: If u have no choice do it
You: [url]http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/a...y/Image017.jpg[/url] face shot for now
You: another: [url]http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/a...0090713_37.jpg[/url]
Stranger: Is tht 1 face?
You: ?
You: yeah
Stranger: Oo
Stranger: Any body?
You: you can see my friend
You: so it's worth more
Stranger: I wanna see body
You: my ass?
Stranger: Sure
You: it'll take a while... dialup sux
Stranger: K
Stranger: U have tits or pussy ones?
You: seriously, what do you take me for?
You: you must wait
Stranger: A nice person
Stranger: I was just asking
You: i do have those but you can't see them
You: yet
Stranger: Ok
You: how long do other chicks take to show you them>
You: ?
Stranger: Not long LOL, u have diaup tho
You: yeah
Stranger: Lol
You: link me some please i wanna see
You: =3
Stranger: I have just a face one of u!! Okk wait till I get hard off some good pics
You: but i need inspiration
Stranger: U have aim?
You: so i can take good photos
You: no
Stranger: I'm on my iPod, if u give me ur number if ur a real girl, I'll send from my phone
Stranger: U can see, u can send to me
You: my phone sucks
Stranger: Soo
You: do u like music?
Stranger: Some lol
You: eg.......
Stranger: U have picture phone
Stranger: U can see my hard dick?
You: no =[
Stranger: U send nAkeds here I'll send my dick to ur phone
You: the only time i wanna see ur hard dick is when it's in my pussy
Stranger: Oooooooi!!!!!!!
You: the screen will make it look small
Stranger: So u still can see it
You: i mean smaller than it already is
Stranger: No!
You: lol just messing
You: so are you gangsta or goth?
Stranger: Can I see nakeds?
Stranger: Neither
Stranger: Let me see ur tits
You: what are you then?
Stranger: Preppy
Stranger: Athletic
You: steroids?
Stranger: No
You: good make ur ballz shrink
Stranger: Lol
You: okay you can see my ass
You: [url]http://img138.imageshack.us/i/postalsassva8.jpg/[/url]
You: do you like it?
Stranger: Omg yea
You: i love it when people admire my ass
You: gets me so wet......
Stranger: Tits?
Stranger: Pussy?
You: here's my great tits [url]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/sussex....reat-Tit-1.jpg[/url]
Stranger: Those r urs???!
You: yeah
You: nice aye
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: Any pussy ones?
You: no you cannot have those
You: okay fine
Stranger: Yay
Stranger: It better be urs
You: [url]http://www.ts-sluts.com/pics/hairy-amateur-pussy.jpg[/url]
You: [url]http://www.ts-sluts.com/pics/hairy-amateur-pussy.jpg[/url]
You: shit's cash
Stranger: I can tell by URL that's not real
You: but i dont want a stranget to see her
You: she's mine
Stranger: I don't no u so it's ok!
You: even worse
Stranger: Y I'll never see u
Stranger: Please let me see ur pussy
You: NO!
Stranger: =\
You: no means no
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[code]You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I am drunk off my ass.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/m/ny, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Dicks.
Stranger: Hey
You: i love cock
Stranger: M>f
You: im 18 and f
You: i wanna fuckin cyber
You: NOW
Stranger: i am 19 and male
Stranger: you start babes
You: i am ready to do it
Stranger: Smae
Stranger: Same
You: [url]http://tinychat.com/backonbeat[/url]
You: go there to cyber
Stranger: What are u wearing? Anyhin Kinky?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: I am stroking my huge cock
You: woah
You: woah
You: harder
You: fuck me harder
You: im rubbing the fuck outa my clit
You: its sooo wet right now
You: im seriously about to fucking loose it
You: keep goin
You: ooo yeah
You: harder harder
You: dont fuckin stop
You: please
You: omg
You: fuck fuck fuck
Stranger: Scream my name, scream it
You: TAYLOR TAYLOR
Stranger: uhhh uhhh
You: if i screamed any louder u would hear me
Stranger: can i see a pic
You: i wanna see yours first
You: im rubbin my vag sooo hard
You: im pullin out my vibrator
Stranger: put yer cam on on tiny chat
You: it is sooooo fucking wet
You: im actually a 30 year old guy
You: i hope you feel proud
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[editline]12:23PM[/editline]
You: hey babe
Stranger: Hello = )
You: im 17 f
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: from?
Stranger: sure
You: us
You: usa
Stranger: oki
You: im rubbin my clit hard
Stranger: i´m from swe
Stranger: nice
You: im soo fuckin wet rigt now
Stranger: Good
You: im pullin out my vibrator
You: tell me what your doin
Stranger: dragin down my pants
You: im stickin in my vag
Stranger: going to masturbate
You: you better hurry
You: ima finish without you
You: im gonna squirt all over my screen
You: this is gonna be so fuckin good
You: harder harder
You: fuck me nicely
You: ooooh yya
You: baby dont stop
You: im just wearing boots
You: o btw im a 30 year old guy and i am 200 pounds overweight
You: i hope you feel proud
Stranger: good -.-
You: yaa
You: i got u good
You: dumbass
You: go outside and get a girlfriend
Stranger: you tell little kids that you masturbate for a living?
You: you piece of shit
You: no i fuck my wife for a living
Stranger: shitload of fuck
You: eat my ass you cum guzzlin bitch
You: dont believe everything you hear on the internet
Stranger: i didnt 0_0
Stranger: omg!?
Stranger: wtf?
You: My hair is a bird, your agruement is invalid.
[editline]12:30PM[/editline]
Stranger: hi
You: hey babe
You: wanna cyber
You: im 17 f usa
You: C36
Stranger: u
You: im rubbin my clit hard
Stranger: 14 years here
You: cmon fuck me hard
You: ya i like em young
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: no
You: just this
You: deal with it and fuck me
You: jack off, really hard
Stranger: i will fuck you in all youre holes!!
You: imagine your fuckin me on the beach
You: there is warm water
You: and sand all over my hot body
You: are you gonna cum in my mouth
You: or my pussy
Stranger: PUSSY
You: oooooh baby
You: yeaaah
You: thats fuckin hot
Stranger: yeer
You: tell me hard hard your gonna fuck me
You: i want moore
You: fuckin nail my pussy
You: cum in me
You: harder harder
You: ya like that
You: mmmmmmm
You: thats fuckin good
You: dont stop
You: what else are you gonna do to me?
You: fuckin tell me
You: ive got a dildo sooo deep in me right now
Stranger: you shot suck my dick!!
You: i wish it was really you
You: when are you gonna cum
You: pretty soon?
Stranger: yeer
You: in my fuckin pussy
You: i want it
You: right now
You: btw im a 30 year old guy
Stranger: com to denmark i will
You: i hope your happy
You: im 200 pounds overweight
You: im fuckin 30
You: your sick
You: you just jacked it to a 30 year old man
Stranger: you craisy
You: gtfo
You: goto school
Stranger: i'm a female=)
You: you fuckin 14 year old
You: the game
You have disconnected.
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