Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: whats up
You: nm
Stranger: where u from?
You: Wait... what the?
You: Someone is looking in my window
Stranger: haha
You: That knife is kinda creepy...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:v:
You: hi
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? OMG WHAT'S UR PROBLEM???
You: I HOPE YOU DIE
Stranger: wtf
You: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
You: YOU FAT FUCK
ahahhahahahhaha
some guy gave me pics of his dick
[url]http://s415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/caliguy48/[/url]
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m f?
You: m
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[editline]10:47PM[/editline]
Stranger: im looking for a girl who can satisfy a foot fetish
You: wrong place fucking weirdo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HEy guys
did one of you talk to the other guy
and said to them
like your the government or whatever?
like in a formal way
I want that text lol.
You: hi
Stranger: hey there :D
Stranger: how r u ?
You: good, how about you?
Stranger: fine thanks ^^
You: hows life?
Stranger: going on :B
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yours?
You: really fucked up, I just killed my parents and my hands are soaked with blood
You: help me please
You: seriosly im fucked
Stranger: oh really? :o wow
Stranger: youre fucked !
Stranger: --'
You: i stabbed my mom like 30 times in the head and I cut my dads dick off
Stranger: :O
Stranger: fuck YOU !
You: fuck i wanna kill you too
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[quote]Stranger: Heyy
You: hello there!
Stranger: M/f?
You: male
Stranger: Mlea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
What?
[quote]Stranger: 20 male china
Stranger: you?
You: 13 f tibet
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: ?
You: im a naive young tibetian insurgent plotting against the chinese government
You: u?
Stranger: you against the chinese?
You: yea
Stranger: why?
You: they oppressed my people and make me go topless
Stranger: you are a chinese too!
You: tibet is not china tibetians r treeted liek 2nd class citizens
Stranger: tibet is from china!
You: no it isnt the tibetians were once the ruling class of china but the communist revolution sent us into exile and since then we have endured practical slavery and death at the hands of a tyrannical regime
Stranger: ...
You: so u wanna cyber or what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lol
[editline]07:22AM[/editline]
[quote]You: what do you want
Stranger: r u a horny girl
You: yea im a horny girl
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: ok good
You: k
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: 17
You: i take my top off
Stranger: ok...
You: i unbutton ur pants and then rub my dick against ur dick
Stranger: yes thats sound good
Stranger: And licking your huge boobs
You: i put my penis in ur mouth
You: take it all bitch
You: this is prison rules
You: aint nowhere to run with bars little bitch
You: i put my penis in ur butt
Stranger: fuck ur mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lol
[editline]08:07AM[/editline]
[quote]You: hey
You: hi
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: What do you want
Stranger: China 21 male
You: k
You: China sucks FYI
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
China dude is still begging for cyber
You: Hell little girl
Stranger: hi
You: Would you like some candy?>
Stranger: yes, thanks
You: come into my van, there's plenty of candy there.
You: And toys
Stranger: okay
You: would you like some special candy straight from Willy Wonka?
Stranger: yes please, from your penis?
You: Oh no no no nooooo. Try it, it's called Chloroform.
Stranger: no, i want penis
You: Fuck you. *rapes*
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[quote]Stranger: hi from?
You: I'M FROM URANUS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
What's wrong with people from Uranus?
[editline]01:20AM[/editline]
[quote]
You: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLARg
You: :B
Stranger: ▲
▲ ▲
You: n00bs cant triforce[/quote]
.
Stranger: i need a Prostitutes
You: Sorry, not even the internet likes you.
You: I mean, you probably thought you could come here for sympathy
You: or just am laugh
Stranger: ..
You: but you're a real dick head. Sort yourself out
You: Have a nice day :)
Stranger: why
You: What with your new found respect for life
You: Just throw away the drugs
You: be free
Stranger: i need a Prostitutes
You: Hold up your right hand
You: now jack off
Stranger: i need a Prostitutes
You: Try 'Blanked out for contenct'.com
Stranger: what?
You: online prozys
You: pretty reliable
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i'm not a gay
You: XDDDDDD
You: You actually went on it
You: enjoy remembering that when you go to sleep
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Yep
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can you sleep with me?
You: No, get a dog to give you a rimjob
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i cant read it
You: See give up the drugs
You: K?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you?
You: Please give up the drugs
You: Behind you
Stranger: oh
Stranger: god
Stranger: fuck you
You: If you actually looked. It's time to go outside for a bit
Stranger: i need a Prostitutes
You: You're not very good at this trolling sir
Stranger: i can t Bear
You: It seems I have just trolled you
You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey :) asl?
You: 27 M tennessee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hey 17/male/australia
You: Sup 27 M U.S.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
haha
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: :D
You: *I post my avatar in text form*
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: 4CHANNNNNNNN
You: I COME FROM A PLANET CALLED FACEPUNCh!
You: BOW BEFORE MY POWAZ
Stranger: NO
Stranger: U
You: NOU
Stranger: NO U
You: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOU
Stranger: NO U
You: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOU
Stranger: No, you.
You: ONE WORD STORY TIME
You: once
Stranger: a
Stranger: Whoops
Stranger: Upon
You: moose
Stranger: Cake
You: is
Stranger: a
You: lie
You: :O
You: YOU DO CARE!
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
You: :)
You: NOU
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16517516#post16517516[/url]
Stranger: Wut is that
You: click, and refresh after a while, you'll see this conversation
You: IT WAS AN HONOOOOOOOOOOooooor
You: *fades into smoke*
Stranger: Aye.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
We shall meet again, Mr. Stranger :,)
Did anybody notice the /b/ people doing the wierd Abra Uses Teleport thing?
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
Stranger: china
Stranger: age
Stranger: 15
Stranger: O(∩_∩)O
You: well I'm-
You: Never...
...gonna give you up
...gonna let you down
...gonna run around and desert you
...gonna make you cry
...gonna say goodbye
...gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: RICK ROLL'D
You have disconnected.[/quote]
My best one yet
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ere
You: give us your fucking wallet
Stranger: :O
You: GIVE US YOUR FUCKIN WALLET
You: I'VE GOT A FUCKIN KNIFE HERE
You: I'LL CUT YOU FUCKIN HAND IT OVAR
Stranger: i have to call the cops
You: YOU GOT A PHONE TO?
You: GIVE US THAT AS WELL
Stranger: sug min kuk din lille amerikan :D
You: FUKIN NO AMERICA
You: FAT FUK
You: THIS IS A MUGGIN
You: WALLET
You: NOW
Stranger: Knulla din mamma!
You: FUKIN AUSTRALIAN
I tried to internet mug him. Didn't go too well :(
[code]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Don't you dare to leave everyone leaves!
You: Don't you leave!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I decided to start with the candy in van thing to see where it would go.
[Quote]You: Hey
You: Do you want some candy?
You: There's candy in that van over there.
You: *points at van*
Stranger: realy?
You: Yea.
You: And toys.
You: *snicker*
Stranger: i like some toys
You: There's toys in the van.
Stranger: what's the color of the van?
You: The green one.
You: With candy painted on it.
Stranger: oh, i like green
You: When you go inside the van
You: You'll meet a man named curly.
You: He'll give you a package.
You: And your candy.
You: Bring the package back to me.
Stranger: you like package?
You: wat
You: No, it's a little box with twine to tie it up.
You: Bring the box back to me.
Stranger: and what will you do?
You: I'm going to use what's in the box to arrest the guy in the van.
You: He's a bad man.
You: Also, don't eat the candy he gives you.
You: He's a drug dealer.
Stranger: oh i like drugs
You: And I set up a fake deal so my fellow hypothetical officers can bust him.
You: No
You: Drugs are bad.
You: Stay in school, kid.
Stranger: i don't need to study
You: That doesn't mean you can't stay in.
You: Join drama club or something.
Stranger: it's a good idea
You: Everyone loves drama club.
You: and then you can put on a play for the school.
You: Now go get that package.
Stranger: but i'm so afraid
You: Here's a gun.
You: If he makes a move, shoot him in the leg.
Stranger: i prefer the neck
You: We need him alive.
Stranger: ok, i'll shoot him in the ear
You: ...
You: fine.
You: But only if he makes a move.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Haizaer;15976379]Oh... cmon now.[/QUOTE]
I fucking love Pink Floyd.
[QUOTE]
You: SALAD DRESSING
Stranger: Hei
You: hei
Stranger: I'm sorry?
You: It's okay
You: it could happen to anyone
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm fine thanks
Stranger: cool
You: better watch out next time though
Stranger: where are u from?
You: people could get hurt
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
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Stranger: great!
You: Alright!
Stranger: its a mudkip
You: and i herd u liek dem
Stranger: how can you?
You: I can
You: I just simply can
You: there is no skill or anything else involved
Stranger: how can you know?
You: it's like magic
You: I'm like the fucking wind baby
You: you
You: just
You: lost
You: the
You: game
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
I shamefully used that one guy's mudkip. thanks :)
[QUOTE=TarpKlarp;16522903]I shamefully used that one guy's mudkip. thanks :)[/QUOTE]
No problem, but you gotta give it back. It B MAH MUDKIPZ /caps
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: that is my name
You: you are too slow
You: bai!
Stranger: M 16 USA Big Cock 6 Pack Sexy
You: oh nioce
Stranger: Thanx
You: that means...
Stranger: ??
You: you are probably actually m 12 USA tiny prick fat gut disgusting.
You: :D
You: bring it
You: do your worst
Stranger: Actualy im 15
You: ;*
Stranger: :]
Stranger: u Sexy Bitch
You: how's you guess?
You: probably since I didn't have to tell you
You: you just sensed my hotness
Stranger: Yes Baby
You: i am a damn sexy beast
You: :D
Stranger: m/f?
You: m of course
You: there are no girlz on teh intarnetz
Stranger: im bi
You: go to your local mall and meet one for real
You: bi?
You: that translates to
You: 'i just sleep with anything'
You: 'i don't care'
You: type
You: now
Stranger: No i get attrracted to male and felmales .. i like vagina's and cocks
You: so be a shemale
You: better pay
You: probably?
Stranger: Whta
You: take hormones
You: grow tits
Stranger: Horny?
You: not in the least
You: wtf you on about?
You: now what you gonna do?
You: get AIDS
You: Enjoy your AIDS.[/quote]
Ha what a douche.
[Quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: how is your friday going?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: cool, yous a chick or a dude?
You: both
Stranger: fine so far
Stranger: cool, i have met a few of those
You: yeah
Stranger: you like computers?
You: but you probably should not belive me
You: I do like computers
Stranger: how about fixing them?
You: I get the hots from fixing computers
Stranger: then this will turn you on
Stranger:
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INSTALLING �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� ᕰ̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ********Ѿ҂ҊҖҒҎ
ҸԆԶᑓԆ ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎ
ҸᘟѺ ᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆ ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝᕰ̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ********Ѿ҂ҊҖ
̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚
̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* INFECTION COMPLETE[/quote]
Wow, that conversation went better than I thought.
Haha this was a good one:
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: has anyone ever told you how attractive you are?
You: A WILD GARRY APPEARS!
You: indeed
Stranger: OH NO ITS GARRY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!@!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU GARRY![/quote]
[editline]04:53PM[/editline]
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Stranger: Oii
You: A wild Christopher Walken Appears!
You: Christopher Walken used Awkward Stare!
You: It's super-effective!
Stranger: Go look for a job
You: You are extrordinaraly uncomfortable
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The irony is I AM at work. :smug:
Stranger: hi im 18 male Russian, u?
You: Hello!
You: i am 15 f usa
Stranger: nice to meet u ;)
You: you too
Stranger: can i see ur pic?
You: ok
You: its at
You: [url]www.pics.on.nimp.org[/url]
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I THINK i nimped him.
[editline]09:36PM[/editline]
i really nimped this gui
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: wanna trade pics?
You: ok
You: its at
You: [url]www.kateyspics.on.nimp.org[/url]
You: :D
You: my name is katey
You: NIMPED
You: LOL
You: LOLOL
You: FYI I AM A SPY
You: *SAPS TELE DISPENSER
You: AND SENTRY*
You: *RUNS*
You: NIMPED FAAAAAAAAAAAG
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
You: Bow.
Stranger: hi
You: Bow down to my glory.
You: Mongrel.
Stranger: whatsup nigga ?
You: You cannot talk, as I am far superior.
You: Your words are inanimate.
Stranger: fuck all yall !
You: What is this?
You: Some sort of coloquial term for 'I do not wish to be talking'?
Stranger: your a piece of shit !
You: And you sir, are inferior.
You: I hope you're bowing to my unending greatness.
Stranger: no
You: Your lordship does not like to be kept waiting.
You: What is this?
You: Mutiny?
You: Very well then.
You: I shall see that you are decapitated by 6:00am tommorrow.
Stranger: Right, i'll be there
Stranger: keep in touch ;
You: Oh I will.
You: You can count on your Lordship to keep his promise.
You: Although, what bind do I have to keep you from breaking yours?
Stranger: Im god man, you cant do this against me
Stranger: im DA man !
You: I fail to see what difforentiates you from these other, inferior souls.
Stranger: whats your matter ?
You: My... matter?
You: What is this I don't even?
You: Abra uses Teleport!
You have disconnected.
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You: watz up
Stranger: right!
Stranger: and you?
You: jsut chillinz
You: omeglez!
Stranger: what?
You: so liek...asl?
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: 20
Stranger: male
Stranger: brazil
You: oo nice brazsil
Stranger: and you?
You: 15/f/usa
Stranger: hm
Stranger: cool
You: yupz
Stranger: what are you lookinf for?
You: dunno my friendz showd me this site here
You: its pretty cool
You: strangerz
You: *shrug*
You: ya know
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: but the most people just talk bullshits
Stranger: hehe
You: no kiddin
Stranger: do you like brazil?
You: dunno much bout it
You: is it nice there?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: it's a nice place to linve
Stranger: but beware with the swine flu
Stranger: hahah
You: my parents tell me though our economy is to be blamed by countries like brazils though becauz companies and junk move there, cheaper or som bullshit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's real
You: oh well i wanna move out of this hick idiot cuntry
Stranger: hehe
You: bush was an idiot and obama ant no better
Stranger: come here!
You: i wish i could
You: getn me the hell away here
You: im bored
Stranger: are you republican?
You: hell no
Stranger: or democrat?
You: dey both suck i hate our government
You: none them get it right
Stranger: yes! me too
Stranger: you're so smart
Stranger: so critical
You: i guess
You: say you got a pic?
Stranger: just in orkut
Stranger: or livemocha
You: say what
Stranger: do you have one?
You: no :( im on a cheap ass ol compy with no cam or crap
You: but my older sis has a cam somewhere id have to dig it out itd take me a whilez
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: do it:)
You: she home now but she leave soon
You: ill tell you when ;-)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: no this is really one of the first times ive gotten on this internet, i mean i take computer class to help with typing
Stranger: what's your city?
You: i text a lot too
You: houston
Stranger: texas?
Stranger: haha
You: yeah i know nother hick redneck town
Stranger: a pretty place
You: i guess
You: so you got a pic or what
Stranger: i don't know how i can send you
Stranger: :(
You: just liek link it or somethin
Stranger: thanks i will do it
Stranger: C:\Documents and Settings\MARCO LIMA\Meus documentos\Minhas imagens\minha face.jpg
Stranger: i never do it
You: that no work :(
You: wait me friend say imageshack.us go dere upload it qauick
You: WAIT
You: I FOUND A PIC ME SIS TOOK
You: WANNA SEE?!
Stranger: [url]http://img136.imageshack.us/content....pg&via=mupload[/url]
Stranger: yes
You: youll like it its a cute skirt and skimpy shirt ;-)
Stranger: right
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Let the funny begin :)
You: [url]http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb15.jpg[/url]
You: :D
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: :(
You: NIGGER
Stranger: fat and weird american
Stranger: you just eat mc donalds
Stranger: and play videogame
Stranger: you don't know play soccer
You: nah you play soccer all da time riots and crap
You: but yer still a goddamn nigger
Stranger: i'm caucasian
Stranger: FAIL
You: I DONT CARE
You: YER STILL A NIGGER
Stranger: you're so smart
Stranger: do you know about the world-map?
You: yer liek by egypt or somethin
Stranger: where is afeganistan?
You: pyramids
You: crap
You: like dat
Stranger: or iraque
Stranger: you're the cancer of this world
You: AND YER WHAT COMES OUT OF MY ASS
Stranger: you're so smart
Stranger: americans are so smart
Stranger: i saw it on borat movie!
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: yeah base it on an AMERICAN movie
You: jackass
You: nigger
Stranger: borat is english
You: your mom is english
You: ooooo'
Stranger: your mom is a fat eater of mcdonalds
You: no dats just oo
Stranger: hahaha
You: you*
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: we'd nuke you if we'd wanted to
You: YOU WANNA NUKE UP YOUR ASS?!
Stranger: borat makes jokes about your supid country
Stranger: stupid
You: AMERICAN MOVIE DUMBASS
You: yer stilla nigger
You: wit all dat african swine flu and crap
You: stay in africa
Stranger: you're so stupid
You: stay away from the land of the brave
Stranger: you don't know nothing about the world
You: YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN CAUSE YER A NIGGER
Stranger: like your stupid people
Stranger: you're a stupid nazist
You: if we were we'd take you all again in WW3 and kill you all
Stranger: you're a stupid republican
You: cancer
You: I HATE BUSH I HATE OBAMA BUT WE'D STILL NUKE AND KILL YALL BLACKS
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: you're a racist!
You: nope me mom and dad taugt me good
You: tell me the way of the world
Stranger: yes! i know
You: whites first blacks to die
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: americans is so primitive
You: YOUR MOM IS
Stranger: vai se fude
Stranger: filha da puta
Stranger: tua mae tem uam pica na cara!
You: is that niggerese for im a dumbass and i dont know what im talking about because im a nigger?
Stranger: fuck off and your stupid and racist country
Stranger: bitch!
You: NO U
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[QUOTE]Stranger: he
You: WANT TO HEAR A SONG
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: that depends - m/f?
You: F
You: [I HAVE A SONG
Stranger: sure.
You: WORK HARD TO GET MY FILL
You: EVERYBODY WANTS A THRILL
You: PAYIN ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
You: JUST ONE MORE TIME
You: SOME WILL WIN
You: SOME WIL LOSE
You: SOME DON'T REALIZE THAT IM A DUDE
You: OH THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS
You: IT GOES ON
You: AND ON
You: AND ON
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ha
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You: hey
Stranger: Do you retain a heightened sense of perception? Or am I going to be wasting my time here, yet again, in my efforts towards an intellectual conversation?
You: Why, yes I do.
Stranger: Doing good so far.
You: I have a theory.
You: What if
You: Every pair of eyes
You: that every human has
You: sees different colors
You: since colors dcannot be described
You: we would not know this
You: for instance
You: my purple
Stranger: exactly
You: would look like your brown
Stranger: yes i already know what you mean
You: i was thinking of that the otehr day
Stranger: i came up with this theory on my own as well
Stranger: lol
You: amazing, isn't it?
Stranger: it is
You: really fucks with my mind
Stranger: we wouldnt know
You: ever.
Stranger: nobody could know the difference
Stranger: ive been trying to figure out a way to test it
You: I know me too
Stranger: however, there is one flaw in the theory
You: ?
Stranger: shades
Stranger: light/dark
Stranger: purple is darker than green
You: Hm...
Stranger: you see?
You: Yes, I think
You: So someone might say
You: THAT SHADE OF PURPLE IS VERY DARK
You: NO ITS NOT ITS VERY BRIGHT
Stranger: ehh kinda
Stranger: idk its really confusing
You: Yeah.
You: Okay, how about this...
Stranger: but i actually started to think of that because of peoples eye color
You: Thisi s illogical, but still its awesome.
You: Think about this
You: What if
You: one day
You: AI in video games become so advanced
You: that we are all just Ai for someone playing a game
You: already programmed
You: like this conversation is an example of the game's dynamic ai being self aware
Stranger: could be
You: And one of the people in the world
You: is playing a game
Stranger: we could be robots with super advanced computer brains
You: it may be every time someone goes on a rampage
You: that is someone playing a game
You: justifying it with since we are not humans
You: it doesn't matter
You: we are just ai
Stranger: i must say, youve clearly answered my first question
You: thank you.
You: i must be going now.
You: dinner.
Stranger: noo, wait
You: ?
Stranger: do you have msn messenger?
Stranger: we gotta talk more
You: yes, i do
You: <LOLOLEMAIL>
You: we will share theories and stuff
Stranger: cool, cya
You: but for now i must be going
You: good bye
You: nice chat
Stranger: indeed
You have disconnected[/quote]
God damn, if I had a pipe I would be smoking it that entire time. Truly amazing.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sex
You: Yes
You: Are you Male?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: male
You: Good
Stranger: you female?
You: No
Stranger: gay??!!
You: Yes
Stranger: o fuck
You: You wanted sex right?
Stranger: from?
You: Spania
You: Spain*
Stranger: i from poland
You: oky
You: Wanna get gay?
Stranger: no
You: COME HAVE SEX WITH ME
You: I NEED YOU!!!!
Stranger: i don't like gay
You: Have you tried it?
Stranger: you don't need me;p
Stranger: yes
You: I dont think you have
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 51
Stranger: I 16 years old
Stranger: can you give me your photo ;)
Stranger: ?
You: I thought you didn't like gay?
Stranger: maybe yes,maybe no ;)
You: Im taking my chances and guessing YES
Stranger: certainly
You: Oh okay then 2 seconds. Gonna take a hot picture for you
Stranger: can you give me photo? in imageshack.us
Stranger: ok
You: i dont know how to use that sorry
You: [url]http://*********com/6hjb7h[/url]
You: Here
You: you go
Stranger: oky
You: You like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
BEST CONVERSATION EVER xD
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