• Omegle V2
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Stranger: hey You: Hey Stranger: whats up You: nm Stranger: where u from? You: Wait... what the? You: Someone is looking in my window Stranger: haha You: That knife is kinda creepy... Your conversational partner has disconnected. :v:
You: hi You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? OMG WHAT'S UR PROBLEM??? You: I HOPE YOU DIE Stranger: wtf You: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE You: YOU FAT FUCK
ahahhahahahhaha some guy gave me pics of his dick [url]http://s415.photobucket.com/albums/pp234/caliguy48/[/url]
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: m f? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]10:47PM[/editline] Stranger: im looking for a girl who can satisfy a foot fetish You: wrong place fucking weirdo Your conversational partner has disconnected.
HEy guys did one of you talk to the other guy and said to them like your the government or whatever? like in a formal way I want that text lol.
You: hi Stranger: hey there :D Stranger: how r u ? You: good, how about you? Stranger: fine thanks ^^ You: hows life? Stranger: going on :B Stranger: hahaha Stranger: yours? You: really fucked up, I just killed my parents and my hands are soaked with blood You: help me please You: seriosly im fucked Stranger: oh really? :o wow Stranger: youre fucked ! Stranger: --' You: i stabbed my mom like 30 times in the head and I cut my dads dick off Stranger: :O Stranger: fuck YOU ! You: fuck i wanna kill you too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: Heyy You: hello there! Stranger: M/f? You: male Stranger: Mlea Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What?
[quote]Stranger: 20 male china Stranger: you? You: 13 f tibet You: wanna cyber Stranger: ? You: im a naive young tibetian insurgent plotting against the chinese government You: u? Stranger: you against the chinese? You: yea Stranger: why? You: they oppressed my people and make me go topless Stranger: you are a chinese too! You: tibet is not china tibetians r treeted liek 2nd class citizens Stranger: tibet is from china! You: no it isnt the tibetians were once the ruling class of china but the communist revolution sent us into exile and since then we have endured practical slavery and death at the hands of a tyrannical regime Stranger: ... You: so u wanna cyber or what Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol [editline]07:22AM[/editline] [quote]You: what do you want Stranger: r u a horny girl You: yea im a horny girl You: wanna cyber Stranger: ok good You: k Stranger: how old r u ? You: 17 You: i take my top off Stranger: ok... You: i unbutton ur pants and then rub my dick against ur dick Stranger: yes thats sound good Stranger: And licking your huge boobs You: i put my penis in ur mouth You: take it all bitch You: this is prison rules You: aint nowhere to run with bars little bitch You: i put my penis in ur butt Stranger: fuck ur mother Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol [editline]08:07AM[/editline] [quote]You: hey You: hi You: hey You: hey Stranger: hello You: hi You: What do you want Stranger: China 21 male You: k You: China sucks FYI Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] China dude is still begging for cyber
You: Hell little girl Stranger: hi You: Would you like some candy?> Stranger: yes, thanks You: come into my van, there's plenty of candy there. You: And toys Stranger: okay You: would you like some special candy straight from Willy Wonka? Stranger: yes please, from your penis? You: Oh no no no nooooo. Try it, it's called Chloroform. Stranger: no, i want penis You: Fuck you. *rapes* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hi from? You: I'M FROM URANUS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What's wrong with people from Uranus? [editline]01:20AM[/editline] [quote] You: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLARg You: :B Stranger: ▲ ▲ ▲ You: n00bs cant triforce[/quote] .
Stranger: i need a Prostitutes You: Sorry, not even the internet likes you. You: I mean, you probably thought you could come here for sympathy You: or just am laugh Stranger: .. You: but you're a real dick head. Sort yourself out You: Have a nice day :) Stranger: why You: What with your new found respect for life You: Just throw away the drugs You: be free Stranger: i need a Prostitutes You: Hold up your right hand You: now jack off Stranger: i need a Prostitutes You: Try 'Blanked out for contenct'.com Stranger: what? You: online prozys You: pretty reliable Stranger: thanks Stranger: oh my god Stranger: i'm not a gay You: XDDDDDD You: You actually went on it You: enjoy remembering that when you go to sleep Stranger: are you a girl? You: Yep Stranger: cool Stranger: how old are you You: 19 Stranger: cool Stranger: can you sleep with me? You: No, get a dog to give you a rimjob Stranger: shit Stranger: i cant read it You: See give up the drugs You: K? Stranger: ? Stranger: where are you? You: Please give up the drugs You: Behind you Stranger: oh Stranger: god Stranger: fuck you You: If you actually looked. It's time to go outside for a bit Stranger: i need a Prostitutes You: You're not very good at this trolling sir Stranger: i can t Bear You: It seems I have just trolled you You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: hey :) asl? You: 27 M tennessee Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hey 17/male/australia You: Sup 27 M U.S. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] haha
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi Stranger: :D You: *I post my avatar in text form* Stranger: LOL Stranger: 4CHANNNNNNNN You: I COME FROM A PLANET CALLED FACEPUNCh! You: BOW BEFORE MY POWAZ Stranger: NO Stranger: U You: NOU Stranger: NO U You: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOU Stranger: NO U You: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOUNOU Stranger: No, you. You: ONE WORD STORY TIME You: once Stranger: a Stranger: Whoops Stranger: Upon You: moose Stranger: Cake You: is Stranger: a You: lie You: :O You: YOU DO CARE! Stranger: :d Stranger: :D You: :) You: NOU You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16517516#post16517516[/url] Stranger: Wut is that You: click, and refresh after a while, you'll see this conversation You: IT WAS AN HONOOOOOOOOOOooooor You: *fades into smoke* Stranger: Aye. You have disconnected.[/quote] We shall meet again, Mr. Stranger :,)
Did anybody notice the /b/ people doing the wierd Abra Uses Teleport thing?
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: from Stranger: china Stranger: age Stranger: 15 Stranger: O(∩_∩)O You: well I'm- You: Never... ...gonna give you up ...gonna let you down ...gonna run around and desert you ...gonna make you cry ...gonna say goodbye ...gonna tell a lie and hurt you You: RICK ROLL'D You have disconnected.[/quote] My best one yet
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ere You: give us your fucking wallet Stranger: :O You: GIVE US YOUR FUCKIN WALLET You: I'VE GOT A FUCKIN KNIFE HERE You: I'LL CUT YOU FUCKIN HAND IT OVAR Stranger: i have to call the cops You: YOU GOT A PHONE TO? You: GIVE US THAT AS WELL Stranger: sug min kuk din lille amerikan :D You: FUKIN NO AMERICA You: FAT FUK You: THIS IS A MUGGIN You: WALLET You: NOW Stranger: Knulla din mamma! You: FUKIN AUSTRALIAN I tried to internet mug him. Didn't go too well :(
[code]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Don't you dare to leave everyone leaves! You: Don't you leave! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I decided to start with the candy in van thing to see where it would go. [Quote]You: Hey You: Do you want some candy? You: There's candy in that van over there. You: *points at van* Stranger: realy? You: Yea. You: And toys. You: *snicker* Stranger: i like some toys You: There's toys in the van. Stranger: what's the color of the van? You: The green one. You: With candy painted on it. Stranger: oh, i like green You: When you go inside the van You: You'll meet a man named curly. You: He'll give you a package. You: And your candy. You: Bring the package back to me. Stranger: you like package? You: wat You: No, it's a little box with twine to tie it up. You: Bring the box back to me. Stranger: and what will you do? You: I'm going to use what's in the box to arrest the guy in the van. You: He's a bad man. You: Also, don't eat the candy he gives you. You: He's a drug dealer. Stranger: oh i like drugs You: And I set up a fake deal so my fellow hypothetical officers can bust him. You: No You: Drugs are bad. You: Stay in school, kid. Stranger: i don't need to study You: That doesn't mean you can't stay in. You: Join drama club or something. Stranger: it's a good idea You: Everyone loves drama club. You: and then you can put on a play for the school. You: Now go get that package. Stranger: but i'm so afraid You: Here's a gun. You: If he makes a move, shoot him in the leg. Stranger: i prefer the neck You: We need him alive. Stranger: ok, i'll shoot him in the ear You: ... You: fine. You: But only if he makes a move. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Haizaer;15976379]Oh... cmon now.[/QUOTE] I fucking love Pink Floyd.
[QUOTE] You: SALAD DRESSING Stranger: Hei You: hei Stranger: I'm sorry? You: It's okay You: it could happen to anyone Stranger: How are you? You: I'm fine thanks Stranger: cool You: better watch out next time though Stranger: where are u from? You: people could get hurt You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] You: .......,-"""""""-, ............,-".|. . . . .|. .", ..........,". . |. . . . |.. . .| ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . .| . . .|. . . | ..........",. . . | . . |. . . | ...........",. . .. . . . . . | .............",. . . . . . . ", ........,-""". . . . . . . . . ""--,....................................,,,,,,,, ....,-". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "-,............................,--". . . . .", .,-"', . . . . ,-",. . . . . . . .,,,,,,"-,....................,-" . . . . . .,,,,,| ,",-". . . . "-,,". . . . . .,-"::::::,--"""",...........,-". . . . . .,-". . .," ",----------,,,,,. . . . . .,":::::::":::::,-".........,-". . . . ,-". . . . ..," ."-,;;;;;;;;;;;;;"""""---,"::::::::::::::::"---,,,.,-". . . ,-". . . . . . .,-" .....",-,,;;;;;;,-"; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::::::::,,--",. .,-". . . . . . . ..,-"So i herd you liekd mudkipz ......."-,/;;;,"; ; ; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::,""". . . "-,. . . . . . . . .,-" ........,";;;,"; ; ; ; ;,-"."-,:::::"---,,|. . . . . . ",. . . . . . .,-" .........."-,"------""". . . . """. . . ". . . . . . . ",""------,-" ........,,--"."""""""""-,. .,-". . . . .,----,. . . . .",. . .,-" ......."/,/,,,,,,----"""...,-". . . . ,". .,--"-,.. . . ,""""" ..........................,"/,,,/.,-"---".........",.| |.," Stranger: great! You: Alright! Stranger: its a mudkip You: and i herd u liek dem Stranger: how can you? You: I can You: I just simply can You: there is no skill or anything else involved Stranger: how can you know? You: it's like magic You: I'm like the fucking wind baby You: you You: just You: lost You: the You: game You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] I shamefully used that one guy's mudkip. thanks :)
[QUOTE=TarpKlarp;16522903]I shamefully used that one guy's mudkip. thanks :)[/QUOTE] No problem, but you gotta give it back. It B MAH MUDKIPZ /caps
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey You: that is my name You: you are too slow You: bai! Stranger: M 16 USA Big Cock 6 Pack Sexy You: oh nioce Stranger: Thanx You: that means... Stranger: ?? You: you are probably actually m 12 USA tiny prick fat gut disgusting. You: :D You: bring it You: do your worst Stranger: Actualy im 15 You: ;* Stranger: :] Stranger: u Sexy Bitch You: how's you guess? You: probably since I didn't have to tell you You: you just sensed my hotness Stranger: Yes Baby You: i am a damn sexy beast You: :D Stranger: m/f? You: m of course You: there are no girlz on teh intarnetz Stranger: im bi You: go to your local mall and meet one for real You: bi? You: that translates to You: 'i just sleep with anything' You: 'i don't care' You: type You: now Stranger: No i get attrracted to male and felmales .. i like vagina's and cocks You: so be a shemale You: better pay You: probably? Stranger: Whta You: take hormones You: grow tits Stranger: Horny? You: not in the least You: wtf you on about? You: now what you gonna do? You: get AIDS You: Enjoy your AIDS.[/quote] Ha what a douche.
[Quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: how is your friday going? You: good You: you? Stranger: cool, yous a chick or a dude? You: both Stranger: fine so far Stranger: cool, i have met a few of those You: yeah Stranger: you like computers? You: but you probably should not belive me You: I do like computers Stranger: how about fixing them? You: I get the hots from fixing computers Stranger: then this will turn you on Stranger: CONFICKER C WORM INITIALIZING H ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠E ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍AW̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕AIT******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖S IN̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟DARK********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ***********************SS ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖W̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕TH̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ***********************HIS ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ********CRIES********̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜OF̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠DAR ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏K ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚NED ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍D ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̒̓̔̕̚ESPAIR ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋ INSTALLING �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� ᕰ̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ********Ѿ҂ҊҖҒҎ ҸԆԶᑓԆ ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ѺᗥϡϟᐝЉЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎ ҸᘟѺ ᗥϡϟᐝЉᙰᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿᐷҦЂҨᖅЋҜӅᐰᖚԃЏᒈᑸᕔᙋЮѨѮѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓԆ ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸԆԶᑓϟᐝᕰ̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ᔒѪՁᓁᕰᓿ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ********Ѿ҂ҊҖ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* *********************** ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ******** ****************̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* INFECTION COMPLETE[/quote] Wow, that conversation went better than I thought.
Haha this was a good one: [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: has anyone ever told you how attractive you are? You: A WILD GARRY APPEARS! You: indeed Stranger: OH NO ITS GARRY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!@!! Stranger: FUCK YOU GARRY![/quote] [editline]04:53PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Oii You: A wild Christopher Walken Appears! You: Christopher Walken used Awkward Stare! You: It's super-effective! Stranger: Go look for a job You: You are extrordinaraly uncomfortable Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] The irony is I AM at work. :smug:
Stranger: hi im 18 male Russian, u? You: Hello! You: i am 15 f usa Stranger: nice to meet u ;) You: you too Stranger: can i see ur pic? You: ok You: its at You: [url]www.pics.on.nimp.org[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected I THINK i nimped him. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] i really nimped this gui Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: wanna trade pics? You: ok You: its at You: [url]www.kateyspics.on.nimp.org[/url] You: :D You: my name is katey You: NIMPED You: LOL You: LOLOL You: FYI I AM A SPY You: *SAPS TELE DISPENSER You: AND SENTRY* You: *RUNS* You: NIMPED FAAAAAAAAAAAG You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
You: Bow. Stranger: hi You: Bow down to my glory. You: Mongrel. Stranger: whatsup nigga ? You: You cannot talk, as I am far superior. You: Your words are inanimate. Stranger: fuck all yall ! You: What is this? You: Some sort of coloquial term for 'I do not wish to be talking'? Stranger: your a piece of shit ! You: And you sir, are inferior. You: I hope you're bowing to my unending greatness. Stranger: no You: Your lordship does not like to be kept waiting. You: What is this? You: Mutiny? You: Very well then. You: I shall see that you are decapitated by 6:00am tommorrow. Stranger: Right, i'll be there Stranger: keep in touch ; You: Oh I will. You: You can count on your Lordship to keep his promise. You: Although, what bind do I have to keep you from breaking yours? Stranger: Im god man, you cant do this against me Stranger: im DA man ! You: I fail to see what difforentiates you from these other, inferior souls. Stranger: whats your matter ? You: My... matter? You: What is this I don't even? You: Abra uses Teleport! You have disconnected.
[quote] You: watz up Stranger: right! Stranger: and you? You: jsut chillinz You: omeglez! Stranger: what? You: so liek...asl? Stranger: sorry? Stranger: ah Stranger: hehehe Stranger: 20 Stranger: male Stranger: brazil You: oo nice brazsil Stranger: and you? You: 15/f/usa Stranger: hm Stranger: cool You: yupz Stranger: what are you lookinf for? You: dunno my friendz showd me this site here You: its pretty cool You: strangerz You: *shrug* You: ya know Stranger: yes! Stranger: but the most people just talk bullshits Stranger: hehe You: no kiddin Stranger: do you like brazil? You: dunno much bout it You: is it nice there? Stranger: yes! Stranger: it's a nice place to linve Stranger: but beware with the swine flu Stranger: hahah You: my parents tell me though our economy is to be blamed by countries like brazils though becauz companies and junk move there, cheaper or som bullshit Stranger: haha Stranger: it's real You: oh well i wanna move out of this hick idiot cuntry Stranger: hehe You: bush was an idiot and obama ant no better Stranger: come here! You: i wish i could You: getn me the hell away here You: im bored Stranger: are you republican? You: hell no Stranger: or democrat? You: dey both suck i hate our government You: none them get it right Stranger: yes! me too Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: so critical You: i guess You: say you got a pic? Stranger: just in orkut Stranger: or livemocha You: say what Stranger: do you have one? You: no :( im on a cheap ass ol compy with no cam or crap You: but my older sis has a cam somewhere id have to dig it out itd take me a whilez Stranger: yes! Stranger: do it:) You: she home now but she leave soon You: ill tell you when ;-) Stranger: yes Stranger: do you have msn? You: no this is really one of the first times ive gotten on this internet, i mean i take computer class to help with typing Stranger: what's your city? You: i text a lot too You: houston Stranger: texas? Stranger: haha You: yeah i know nother hick redneck town Stranger: a pretty place You: i guess You: so you got a pic or what Stranger: i don't know how i can send you Stranger: :( You: just liek link it or somethin Stranger: thanks i will do it Stranger: C:\Documents and Settings\MARCO LIMA\Meus documentos\Minhas imagens\minha face.jpg Stranger: i never do it You: that no work :( You: wait me friend say imageshack.us go dere upload it qauick You: WAIT You: I FOUND A PIC ME SIS TOOK You: WANNA SEE?! Stranger: [url]http://img136.imageshack.us/content....pg&via=mupload[/url] Stranger: yes You: youll like it its a cute skirt and skimpy shirt ;-) Stranger: right [/quote] Let the funny begin :) You: [url]http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb15.jpg[/url] You: :D Stranger: sorry Stranger: i can't Stranger: :( You: NIGGER Stranger: fat and weird american Stranger: you just eat mc donalds Stranger: and play videogame Stranger: you don't know play soccer You: nah you play soccer all da time riots and crap You: but yer still a goddamn nigger Stranger: i'm caucasian Stranger: FAIL You: I DONT CARE You: YER STILL A NIGGER Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: do you know about the world-map? You: yer liek by egypt or somethin Stranger: where is afeganistan? You: pyramids You: crap You: like dat Stranger: or iraque Stranger: you're the cancer of this world You: AND YER WHAT COMES OUT OF MY ASS Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: americans are so smart Stranger: i saw it on borat movie! Stranger: hahahahahahahaha You: yeah base it on an AMERICAN movie You: jackass You: nigger Stranger: borat is english You: your mom is english You: ooooo' Stranger: your mom is a fat eater of mcdonalds You: no dats just oo Stranger: hahaha You: you* Stranger: hahahahaha You: we'd nuke you if we'd wanted to You: YOU WANNA NUKE UP YOUR ASS?! Stranger: borat makes jokes about your supid country Stranger: stupid You: AMERICAN MOVIE DUMBASS You: yer stilla nigger You: wit all dat african swine flu and crap You: stay in africa Stranger: you're so stupid You: stay away from the land of the brave Stranger: you don't know nothing about the world You: YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN CAUSE YER A NIGGER Stranger: like your stupid people Stranger: you're a stupid nazist You: if we were we'd take you all again in WW3 and kill you all Stranger: you're a stupid republican You: cancer You: I HATE BUSH I HATE OBAMA BUT WE'D STILL NUKE AND KILL YALL BLACKS Stranger: oh good Stranger: you're a racist! You: nope me mom and dad taugt me good You: tell me the way of the world Stranger: yes! i know You: whites first blacks to die Stranger: hahaha Stranger: americans is so primitive You: YOUR MOM IS Stranger: vai se fude Stranger: filha da puta Stranger: tua mae tem uam pica na cara! You: is that niggerese for im a dumbass and i dont know what im talking about because im a nigger? Stranger: fuck off and your stupid and racist country Stranger: bitch! You: NO U Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]Stranger: he You: WANT TO HEAR A SONG Stranger: hey* Stranger: that depends - m/f? You: F You: [I HAVE A SONG Stranger: sure. You: WORK HARD TO GET MY FILL You: EVERYBODY WANTS A THRILL You: PAYIN ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE You: JUST ONE MORE TIME You: SOME WILL WIN You: SOME WIL LOSE You: SOME DON'T REALIZE THAT IM A DUDE You: OH THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS You: IT GOES ON You: AND ON You: AND ON Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] ha
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: Do you retain a heightened sense of perception? Or am I going to be wasting my time here, yet again, in my efforts towards an intellectual conversation? You: Why, yes I do. Stranger: Doing good so far. You: I have a theory. You: What if You: Every pair of eyes You: that every human has You: sees different colors You: since colors dcannot be described You: we would not know this You: for instance You: my purple Stranger: exactly You: would look like your brown Stranger: yes i already know what you mean You: i was thinking of that the otehr day Stranger: i came up with this theory on my own as well Stranger: lol You: amazing, isn't it? Stranger: it is You: really fucks with my mind Stranger: we wouldnt know You: ever. Stranger: nobody could know the difference Stranger: ive been trying to figure out a way to test it You: I know me too Stranger: however, there is one flaw in the theory You: ? Stranger: shades Stranger: light/dark Stranger: purple is darker than green You: Hm... Stranger: you see? You: Yes, I think You: So someone might say You: THAT SHADE OF PURPLE IS VERY DARK You: NO ITS NOT ITS VERY BRIGHT Stranger: ehh kinda Stranger: idk its really confusing You: Yeah. You: Okay, how about this... Stranger: but i actually started to think of that because of peoples eye color You: Thisi s illogical, but still its awesome. You: Think about this You: What if You: one day You: AI in video games become so advanced You: that we are all just Ai for someone playing a game You: already programmed You: like this conversation is an example of the game's dynamic ai being self aware Stranger: could be You: And one of the people in the world You: is playing a game Stranger: we could be robots with super advanced computer brains You: it may be every time someone goes on a rampage You: that is someone playing a game You: justifying it with since we are not humans You: it doesn't matter You: we are just ai Stranger: i must say, youve clearly answered my first question You: thank you. You: i must be going now. You: dinner. Stranger: noo, wait You: ? Stranger: do you have msn messenger? Stranger: we gotta talk more You: yes, i do You: <LOLOLEMAIL> You: we will share theories and stuff Stranger: cool, cya You: but for now i must be going You: good bye You: nice chat Stranger: indeed You have disconnected[/quote] God damn, if I had a pipe I would be smoking it that entire time. Truly amazing.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: sex You: Yes You: Are you Male? Stranger: ok Stranger: male You: Good Stranger: you female? You: No Stranger: gay??!! You: Yes Stranger: o fuck You: You wanted sex right? Stranger: from? You: Spania You: Spain* Stranger: i from poland You: oky You: Wanna get gay? Stranger: no You: COME HAVE SEX WITH ME You: I NEED YOU!!!! Stranger: i don't like gay You: Have you tried it? Stranger: you don't need me;p Stranger: yes You: I dont think you have Stranger: how old are you? You: 51 Stranger: I 16 years old Stranger: can you give me your photo ;) Stranger: ? You: I thought you didn't like gay? Stranger: maybe yes,maybe no ;) You: Im taking my chances and guessing YES Stranger: certainly You: Oh okay then 2 seconds. Gonna take a hot picture for you Stranger: can you give me photo? in imageshack.us Stranger: ok You: i dont know how to use that sorry You: [url]http://*********com/6hjb7h[/url] You: Here You: you go Stranger: oky You: You like? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] BEST CONVERSATION EVER xD
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