Stranger: hi
You: No
Stranger: oh my......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: WHATS UP!!!!!!!
You: HI
Stranger: WHATSUP !!!!
Stranger: :P
You: HI
Stranger: Blah
You: Hi
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Are YOU A boy OR A girl !!!!
You: hi
Stranger: lol
You: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
HI
HI
You: hI
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: hai
You: HI
You: u from gd arent you faggot
Stranger: gd?
You: GD
You: ANSWER
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS GD
Stranger: IM FORM USA
You: IT SHOWS
Stranger: where are you from first
You: HI
Stranger: I DONT GET IT
You: hi
Stranger: wtf is gd
You: HI :)
Stranger: ^.^
You: hIIIII
Stranger: poop
You: omg RAnDUM XDDD
Stranger: OMG more poop!
You: hi
Stranger: vagina
You: omg ew gros
Stranger: MORE VAGINA
You: OMG STOP PLS M
You: HI
Stranger: PENIS
You: OMG sTOPPPP
You: hi
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my name
You: that is nagty
Stranger: is...................
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??
Stranger: BLA
h
Stranger: HI
You: Hi
Stranger: Do u have a vagina?
You: no i have butt
Stranger: Well, grow a vagina
Stranger: Just
You: hi
Stranger: PUSH REALY HARD
maybe oone will grow
You: no bcus only poo cum out
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Suck it back in
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
uh
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hows ur day been?
You: not bad,i finally lived up to my family nameand face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: family name? and wot u do:P
You: huh?
Stranger: wot did u do?
Stranger: you said u live to the family name
Stranger: what was it you done?
You: I beated the final boss
You: but my brother died
You: he became hedcrab zombies and combines put science in him and made him evil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if ur a girl can u send me a pic of ur tits?
You: Yes
Stranger: really?
Stranger: cool
You: i can
You: but it would be posession of child pornography
You: and result in imprisonment
You: and im a guy
You: fuck you
You: loldongs :D
Stranger: ?
Stranger: dude it was a joke
You: Lol
You: orly
You: cool
You: cuz i like women
You: and men
You: im bi
You: are youi?
Stranger: wanna see my pic?
You: I just LOVE furries, and yes please
Stranger: no im strait
Stranger: [url]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5215/76256570.jpg[/url]
Stranger: my gf took it a couple months ago
You: Wow
You: any other...'Pics' ya wanna send me?
You: hmmmmmm?
Stranger: haha no im sorry
You: kay
You: BTW, your cute
You: and about the part of me being a guy
You: i was joking
You: but i am Bi
Stranger: haha yea right
Stranger: how can I trust u now that u have already lied to me
You: I haven't hun
Stranger: yes u have
You: want a pic of me?
Stranger: u just said u were a guy
Stranger: sure i guess
You: ok
You: [url]http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpg[/url]
You: my friend runs this blogg
Stranger: haha yea.. female body builder.
You: I knwo
You: not often ya find one of u
You: us*
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: so is your dick
You: i bet your a 9 year old
You: amirite
You: I AM
Stranger: nah im actually 19
You: well
You: send me a pic of our cock
You: ur*
Stranger: fuck that honestly why would i do that ur probably some grandpa in his mothers basement fucking around with young adults like myself
You: dude
You: im hipping and a hopping
You: i would not do that
You: trust me
Stranger: sureee, its what they all say
You: of course, "Bro"
Stranger: to me ur a female body builder oh and a bisexual dude , so wtf how can i trust u?
You: Because im hip to the hop, bro
Stranger: fuck off man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I'm a troll when it comes to chatting with random strangers, aren't i? I'm 12 and im straight, for truth.
[editline]12:24AM[/editline]
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: l'm looking for a horny hot girl
You: you're a lucky persno
You: person*
Stranger: great
You: what ya wanna do, hun?
Stranger: cam or pics
You: pic
You: brb, getting my pics
Stranger: good
Stranger: email or link?
You: link
You: http://www.insomniacslounge.com/uploaded_images/wet_tshirt03-783761.jpg
Stranger: good
You: i love partying
You: that was a good night :D
You: pic of you please :D
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: http://img12.yfrog.com/i/img0712c.jpg/
Stranger: my dick
You: ooooooh
You: i wish i could feel that big hard man penetrating my tight wet pussy
You: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: great
Stranger: i wanna see yours more :)
Stranger: your so hot
You: you first, babe
You: pleaseee?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
You: thanks, sugar/
Stranger: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5052/img0436l.jpg
You: OHHH!"
You: so big and strong
You: and uncut
You: just thhe way i love it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thanx
You: ya want a pic of me?
Stranger: why not?
You: just a sec, sugar
You: http://www.maturemale.com/images/older_gay_man.jpg
You: comparison between me and a gay guy
You: im the guy :D
Stranger: shit[/code]
This is really long back actually good.
Stranger: You are eating dinner at 7:00 at night when you hear an explosion.
Stranger: Current Inventory: Wallet w/ credit cards and cash, cellphone, keys, pocketknife
Stranger: What do you do?
You: cut myself with the pockedknife to feel better
You: pocketknife*
Stranger: You pick up your pocketknife, and cut yourself. HP-10
You: do it again
Stranger: You slice a vital artery. You pass out.
Stranger: You awake in a dim room
Stranger: There are intermetent beeps surrounding you
Stranger: Regaining your vision, you look around. You are in a hospital bed.
Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing
Stranger: There are surgical instruments to your right
You: call 716-444-4444 with the nearest phone
Stranger: You stand up, and find a phone. You dial the number you have chosen. Payphone requests $0.25 to continue
You: steal $.25 from the nearest person
Stranger: You walk up behind a doctor, and put your hand into his pocket
Stranger: Dice roll: 1-3 you succeed, 4-5 you fail but go unnoticed, 6 you are caught
Stranger: Continue?
You: kk roll
Stranger: 3
Stranger: You sucessfully obtain the following from the doctor's pocket:
Stranger: Crumpled up patient records, keycard, $20 bill and $0.30 in change
You: go to payphone and call 716-444-4444
Stranger: You go to the payphone, insert 25 cents and dial. A drug dealer named Joe answers.
You: no, the number is the law office of william matter
Stranger: William Matter picks up, the drug dealer was his client who answered the phone for him.
Stranger: Current Inv: Patient records, keycard, $20.05
Stranger: You hear an announcement over the hospital's speakers
Stranger: "Missing Patient in general hospital ward"
Stranger: They are talking about you.
You: say "Rise and shine Mr. Matters, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that
you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you.
And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets
just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make
all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Matter, wake up and smell the
ashes.
Stranger: You sing the song. People around you turn and look.
You: it's not a song, its gmans speech
Stranger: Suddenly, a man named Gordon Freeman springs out of nowhere
Stranger: He takes you through a magical tunnel.
Stranger: Everything goes black. You wake up. Turns out you have been sedated by a nurse from behind. You look around.
Stranger: You are back in the hospital bed. Surgical instruments are to your right
Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing
You: have sex with the nearesy nurse
You: nearest
Stranger: You walk up to the nurse in your room
Stranger: Dice roll: 1 you succeed in seducing the vixen, 2-3 you fail but the nurse does not say anything, anything else she alerts security
Stranger: Continue?
You: yes
Stranger: 4
Stranger: You grope the nurse. She screams. She runs out of the room, but not before pressing a blue button on the wall. A siren goes off, and within seconds a security guard runs into your room. You are beaten unconscious
Stranger: You wake up in a jail cell.
Stranger: Current Inventory: Paperclip you found on the ground
You: when we have time to walk around and do stuff, go to the nearest computer
Stranger: There is no time to walk around. You ask a guard where you are. You are in the Brown County Sheriff's Dept holding cells. Your bail is set at $200,000. Your trial is set for a week
You: skip ahead a week
Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now in a courtroom.
Stranger: Have you hired a lawyer?
You: no, but acrroding to law they will get me one
Stranger: That is correct. You anxiously wait in the courtroom for your lawyer to arrive
Stranger: Suddenly, a man with odd hair bursts into the room. His nametag says Phoenix Wright
You: *waiting anixously*
Stranger: He is your lawyer.
You: "phoenix wright, i can't lose" i think
Stranger: Indeed. He walks over to the defendant's table.
Stranger: The trial begins.
Stranger: The prosecution accuses you of sexual assult. Do you plead innocent or guilty?
You: innocent, i was drugged up and she assulted me
Stranger: Phoenix Wright screams OBJECTION, is removed by the bailiff for disorderly conduct. You have no lawyer.
You: i won right?
Stranger: The prosecution turns out to be too much. You are convicted...and sentenced to 15 years in prison
You: damn
Stranger: You are put in jail with a Turkish guy named Bubba.
Stranger: He tells you to bend over.
Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing
Stranger: You have a rubber prison-safe pen on the desk, some paper, and your shoelace-less shoes
You: how well built is "budda"?
Stranger: Very well built. He could probably rip your head off.
You: well, sense there is nothing i can do, let him have is way
You: skip ahead a week
You: i dont wait to remember
You: want
Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now traumatized by twice-daily ass-rapings by Bubba. He has not raped you yet today.
Stranger: Current inventory: Bag of weed, knife
You: wait till i can go walk around
Stranger: Bubba comes into the room
Stranger: He tells you to bend over
Stranger: Fortunately, the guards decide to let everone out. You dash out of the cell before bubba pulls out his pants
Stranger: All of the inmates in your block are now in the athletic area
You: go to the nearest computer
Stranger: There are basketball hoops surrouding you
Stranger: You get permission from a guard to visit the computer room
Stranger: You are now infront of an ancient Windows 98 computer
Stranger: The computer boots, but has no sound
Stranger: Prison internet filters block out IM, email, and Facebook/Myspace
Stranger: Current Inventory: Weed, knife.
You: go to facepunch.com make a thread in gd called "hezzy sucks my cock" the text is "suck it now"
Stranger: You make the thread. In an interesting twist of events, Bubba also enters the computer lab. He boots another computer, logins in to Facepunch.com as "Hezzy" and reads your thread. He becomes irritated.
Stranger: Bubba looks at you.
You: do i get banned?
Stranger: Is Hezzy a mod?
You: yes, the 2nd in command after garry
Stranger: You get banned and ass-raped.
You: what was the ban reason?
Stranger: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN YOU LITTLE PUSSY CUNT"
You: did anyone else post in it?
Stranger: No, the thread was deleted
You: locked, ddt or altogeher deleted?
Stranger: altogether deleted
Stranger: A siren goes off
Stranger: A prisoner has escaped
You: but hezzy never deletes ban-me's
Stranger: There is a prison riot going on
You: oh snap
Stranger: The computers automatically shut down as do all of the other Televisions
Stranger: You have a choice. You can either try to make a run for it like some of the other prisoners, or return to your cell as the woman on the loudspeaker is commanding you to do?
You: return, i dont want to die or have more time
Stranger: You return to the jailcell to find that there is a gaping hole there. The prison population has been escaping through that hole
Stranger: Do you leave?
You: no, there is a fense and armed guards, i would rather live
You: fence
Stranger: The guards locate the source of the breach, they find you and tackle you to the ground. One of them finds your knife and confiscates it. Your weed is crammed up your ass, and they do not find it.
Stranger: You are tried and convicted of assisting in the escape of a felon
Stranger: You are now in a maximum security jail cell in federal prison
Stranger: Current inventory: nothing
Stranger: You look around
Stranger: There is a huge bolted metal door blocking the exit of your cell. Behind you is an iron bed. You have a sink and toilet.
Stranger: Underneath the toilet are some scratches. They look odd. Do you look closer?
You: yes
Stranger: The scratches are actually writing from a former prisoner that was on death row who lived in this cell. There is a message that says "lockpicks under toilet bowl lid"
You: while thinking about what to so, sit on the bed and start to jack off
Stranger: you pleasure yourself for 10 minutes and then finished. you are still in your cell.
You: how long am i in jail for?
Stranger: life.
You: anyway i can shortin it, like being good?
Stranger: yes
You: how long?
Stranger: you can reduce your sentence to a mere 50 years
You: how old am i?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: Don't forget, there are lockpicks under the toilet bowl. Do you wish to use them?
You: no, skip ahead 50 years
Stranger: You are now old. You are let out of prison.
Stranger: 50 years from now, there are flying cars. People are outfitted with microtechnology that lets them fly around all by themselves using only thought.
Stranger: The government is offering these microchips free. Do you wish to get one implanted?
You: yes
Stranger: You get a cool microchip implanted.
Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing
Stranger: You walk out of the implantation center, and look around
Stranger: There is a dark alley to your right, and to your left is a pizza shop
Stranger: Right or left?
You: left
Stranger: You enter the pizza joint. There is one person at the cash register, and a few patrons
You: ask where the nearest public libary is
Stranger: In the future, there are no such things as libraries. People have the entire internet (or PeopleNet as it is called now) completely accessable to them at any time due to that microchip
You: go to facepunch.com
You: make an account
Stranger: Facepunch.com does not exist in this modern era. Most of its staff are either dead or old like you are.
You: make a thread called "fuck you hezzy im still alive" and say "hahahahaha bitch"
You: garry can't die
Stranger: You go to PeopleSearch and look up Garry. He is deAd.
You: But but but... he can't die
Stranger: He is dead.
You: go to google.com
Stranger: Google has been bought out by Walmart. It became Woogle in 2040. Woogle was bought out by PeopleNet. You go to PeopleNetSearch.
You: go to that then
Stranger: You pull up PeopleNetSearch
You: type in "furry porn"
Stranger: Furry porn is blocked by PeopleNetSearch. PeopleNet is alerted, and dispatched PeoplePolice to the pizza joint. You have 10 seconds to flee before they arive.
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
You: run away
Stranger: You run away to the dark alley. In it, you find a dead body and a gun with 3 shots remaining
You: take the gun
Stranger: Gun added to inventory
Stranger: The PeoplePolice arrive at the pizza place
Stranger: They look around, then start searching the area
Stranger: You hide behind a dumpster
You: think about furry porn and get a huge errection
Stranger: You think about furry porn and become aroused. The police are still searching
You: wait longer and think about it more
Stranger: You do so.
Stranger: Suddenly, the police spot the dead body with their flashlight
Stranger: 3 police officers walk down the alley
Stranger: They are perfectly lined up for a triple headshot
Stranger: Do you take the opportunity?
You: yes
Stranger: Dice roll: 1 is best 6 is worst
Stranger: Continue?
You: sure
Stranger: 5
Stranger: You shoot the gun. 2 of the officers are killed instantly and collapse. The third is stuck but the bullet does not penetrate his skin due to most of its energy being lost when going through the other mens' heads
Stranger: Regardless, officer #3 is knocked out
Stranger: 2 shots remain in your gun
Stranger: Sirens go off and you hear a helicopter in the distance
Stranger: "PeoplePolice down in Sector 23F"
Stranger: A loudspeaker goes off and that message is echoed out around the city
Stranger: Hundreds of PeoplePolice will be converging at the scene, and PeopleSWAT have been dispatched
You: a phone rings on the wall near by, answer it, it is sparks, i am pulled out of the matrix
Stranger: Officer #3 recovers
Stranger: Phone pulls you out of matrix
Stranger: You are now in a spacecraft
Stranger: You look around. Trinity is naked
You: go make causal convertion with her
Stranger: You approach Trinity. She turns into an Agent. Turns out you aren't out of the matrix just yet
Stranger: The agent shoots
Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: dodge
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: you dodged just in time
Stranger: agent shoots again
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
You: dodge
Stranger: 2
Stranger: you dodge
Stranger: agent chops you in the neck
You: fire back
Stranger: you fall
Stranger: you fire back
Stranger: agent dodged
You: fire again
Stranger: a wild pikachu appears!
You: while backing up
You: use a ultra ball!!!
Stranger: you shoot at the agent, miss and kill the pikachu
Stranger: you throw the ultra ball
Stranger: SUCCESS! Wild Agent captured
Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ 2 shots. Ultra ball w/ agent
You: awesome, put the ball on my waist, loot the pikachu
Stranger: Ultra Ball added to inventory. Pikachu is not carrying anything
You: put the dead pikachu in my inventory
Stranger: you throw the dead pikachu over your back. its blood drips onto your shirt
Stranger: dead pikachu added to inventory
Stranger: suddenly, the person giving you this game realized you shot the gun twice already
Stranger: Gun ammo -2
You: haha thought you missed it
Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ no shots, ultra ball w/ agent, dead pikachu
You: go to the nearest town
Stranger: you already in a town
Stranger: PeopleBurg
You: go to the nearest pokemon center
Stranger: You visit the nearest pokemon center
You: try and heal the pikachu
Stranger: nurse joy looks at the pikachu and throws up
Stranger: suddenly, nurse joy and all the pokemon turn into agents
Stranger: they point their guns at you
Stranger: they fire
Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
You: dodge
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: you dodge
You: roll on the floor and kick a table out and catch the phone on the table, i am transported again
Stranger: you are transported for real this time
Stranger: trinity is dead.
Stranger: everyone is dead.
Stranger: you are the only person alive
Stranger: the aliens are attacking the ship
Stranger: current inventory: wrench you picked up from the shelf
You: move to the mean bridge
Stranger: your path is blocked. you are still in the same room
Stranger: you have to use the bathroom really badly.
You: fine the nearest bathroom
Stranger: you can't. aliens are attacking
Stranger: you piss yourself
Stranger: piss reduces your range of motion by 1
You: seen i am covered in piss the aleins dont want to attack me
Stranger: the aliens are repelled to their ships
Stranger: they shoot missles at you
Stranger: you do not have your god-like matrix powers anymore
Stranger: you die.
You: no i dont
You: i pick up the nearest phone
You: just another fake world
Stranger: no, you really are dead this time
You: nuh uh
You: i use the pikachu
Stranger: the pikachu repels the missles
You: told you
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: the pikachu was only in the matrix
Stranger: and in an alternate universe, some bored dude in Florida decides he's gonna sleep now
Stranger: you die
You: no
You: i found one on the ship
Stranger: hahaa
You: noes!!
Stranger: no, you're dead
Stranger: :p
You: i have a pikachu tho D:
Stranger: alright, nice talking with you
Stranger: lmao
You: awwww
Stranger: geez
You: i think i'll go post this on facepunch, it was good
Stranger: do it
Stranger: :D
You: i will
Stranger: i'll look on the forums later i guess
Stranger: what subforum
You: :o but then you'll know who i am!
Stranger: OSHI
You: you said you were typing for that long and didn't say anything fffffffffffff
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: its only 12:36 why go to bed?
Stranger: gotta wake up early
You: awwwww
Stranger: did you post on FP?
You: do you have an fp account?
You: not yet
Stranger: no lol
You: hmmm
You: well why do you want to see it then?
You: going to be the same
Stranger: curious to see the responses
You: but with, lol hezzy is buddda
You: i doubt anyone will
Stranger: i come from the reddit crowd
Stranger: meh
You: but sure
You: let me get you the link
Stranger: k
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799[/url]
You: i will there
Stranger: woo.
Stranger: alright, later man
You: savw it
You: save
Stranger: kk
You: i use the pikachu
Stranger: you're dead.
Stranger: :p
Stranger: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lol hezzy is "budda"
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: nd then the kid ACTUALLY got in the car.
You: !!!
You: WRONG WINDOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
I think I'm stealing from someone but I don't care, it was pretty damn funny.
In the context of using "WRONG WINDOW" anyway.
Heres another.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: uhh hi?
You: Hey.
Stranger: so
Stranger: um
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 23/f/____
You: Really? Wheres _____?
Stranger: meh I omitted it
Stranger: not really important
Stranger: how about you?
You: 10/f/4chan
Stranger: this site is fucking creepy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[code]
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Are you from Facepunch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
The word, is spreading.
First One today.
[quote]Stranger: oi/hi/hola
You: Hello kind sir, would you like this cookie?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Oo
You: It's fresh from my oven.
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: I prefer to call myself a gentleman.
You: Here, have this cookie.
You: *I give you the cookie.*
Stranger: is i....i think
Stranger: have msn?
You: Yes.
You: How does my cookie taste?
Stranger: only msn
You: Oh my, somebody is at my door! I will be right back.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]10:28AM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
Stranger: (>’_’)># I was going to give you this waffle.
#<(‘_’<) But then I was like,
(>’#’<) I’m hungry.
(>’_’<) So I ate.
(>^-^<) Hmmmm
You: a
You: a
You: wha
Stranger: (>’_’)># I was going to give you this waffle.
#<(‘_’<) But then I was like,
(>’#’<) I’m hungry.
(>’_’<) So I ate.
(>^-^<) Hmmmm
You: Right.
You: Uh..
You: Uhm..
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:crossarms:
[editline]10:30AM[/editline]
[quote]You: Ssex
You: Sex
Stranger: yaw
You: sesx
You: ses
You: wsses
You: e
You: s
You: s
You: ea
You: I am bored.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i can see tht
You: What should we do
You: I made this cookie.
You: Do you want it?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: gimme, PYSCHO
You: Here
You: *Gives cookie*
Stranger: aww, thanks
You: You're welcome,
You: I'll be going now.
Stranger: bye
Stranger: thanks for the cookie
Stranger: lol
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Atlesat this went well.
Stranger: M43Boston
You: f12iceland
Stranger: Iceland.. sounds cool
You: not as cold as you'd think
Stranger: I know.. Iscland is nice weather and Greenland is cold. Very stange.
You: do u think zac effron is hot?
Stranger: don't know?
You: do u think that genetic engineering is an inherantly bad idea because of the fact that it dilutes the gene pools too much and removes all diversity in our natural environment?
Stranger: of course.. people are crazy and well ruin ourselves eventurally.
Stranger: but it's out of our hands .. so Sa La Ve
You: what about the idea that abortions should be illegal
Stranger: I suppose because people will do it anyway.. But I don't want it subsidize.
You: i've had about 3 abortions so far and i've put them all to good use.
Stranger: you're 12???????????
You: yeah and....
You: i like sex
Stranger: you think alot
Stranger: who doesn't
You: you
Stranger: but you're not already doing that
You: having sex?
You: theres nothing else to do here
Stranger: yea
Stranger: show me a picture of yourself
Stranger: [email]mr.mcryan@live.com[/email]
You: i'd rather not
Stranger: [url]http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=bXcZ8DDMLuTOnaEaT%2FjPuIh4l5k2TGxc[/url]
Stranger: here's one of me
Stranger: why not??
You: wow u look like a pedo
Stranger: pedo?
You: nothing don't worry
Stranger: tell me
You: fuck off
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You: Yes, i would like a number 3 with a diet coke and waffle fries.
Stranger: Sorry, we're all out of diet coke
stranger: How about coke zero?
You: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu- i'll have a sprite then
stranger: Fuck you, you'll get coke zero and like it!
You: :o
you: How about we settle in the middle
you: I'll have a coke v 0.5
stranger: ...ok. But i'm still going to spit in your food.
You: That's what i ordered for
you: :)
stranger: Mexcellent
stranger: That'll be right up sir/m'am/it
you: *ten years later*
stranger: The total is 5eleventy thousand
you: You didn't give me my fo- ok
you: *hands over money*
stranger: *hands over food, with extra spit*
you: Yummeh!
Stranger: So is this going on xkcd, or what?
You: Penis
you: Bty
stranger: Cocks!
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799&page=5[/url]
you: I come from facepunch!
Stranger: I come from xkcd!!
Stranger: Rep yo hood, foo!
You: After this ends, i will post this on there
stranger: Baller
you: Oh and gimme a link foo
stranger: I'd like to give a shoutout to all my homies at facepunch
you: ?
Stranger: [url]http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/comment-page-16/#comments[/url]
you: We shall meet again stranger! *goes to post on facepunch*[/quote]
hello stranger!!! :)
[quote]You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's up ?
You: nothing too much, just trying to find an actual person to talk to
You: you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: me too
Stranger: you're male or female
You: im a girl
Stranger: i'm boy
Stranger: where you come from ?
You: us
Stranger: i'm from japan
You: cool
Stranger: what do you like ?
You: i like feeling foreign dicks being pounded in my tight pussy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: me too
You: you have a pussy? o_o
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i want to cyber?
You: sure but first i want to know more about japanese culture. i've always been facinated by japanese culture and hope that one day i too will be able to participate in japanese culture. what do you like best about japanese culture? i like anime and manga and girugamesh
Stranger: i think Tradition and history
You: i learned a lot about tradition from my large collection of anime and manga that give accurate representations of japanese tradition and history and japanese culture
Stranger: yes
You: okay im feeling turned on by your obviously vast knowlege of your own culture, let's have cyber sex now, i'm very wet and horny
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great
Stranger: i hold you in my hand
Stranger: strong hold
Stranger: where you babt
Stranger: baby
You: i start rubbing my wet pussy and moan
Stranger: oh great
Stranger: i kiss you, i lick your face
Stranger: and down to slowly
Stranger: oh your kiss is great
Stranger: my hand is rubing your breat
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh
Stranger: it's soft and big
You: i move my hand up from my pussy and start rubbing my now hard penis
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: great
Stranger: i open your clothes
Stranger: oh kiss your breast
Stranger: and suck it
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: my hand slowly down to your tits
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: great
Stranger: i found your tits
You: i want to feel your hard dick in my pussy while you rub my penis
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh
Stranger: i lick your tits
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: it's wet and wonder
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: where your mouth baby
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: lick your tits up to down
Stranger: in to out
Stranger: ummmmm
Stranger: where your baby
You: im here baby, im just trying to braid my chest hair
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great
Stranger: so look you now beautiful
You: jesus christ, i guess everyone was right, you japanese really will jack off to anything
Stranger: ??
You have disconnected.[/quote]
It was quite hot.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: hey there little boy
You: want a piece of candy?
You: don't worry this is a lolly pop in my pocket.
Stranger: how do you know that i'm a boy ?
You: i know who you are
You: i know everything about you
Stranger: who i am ?
Stranger: say my name
You: you know i know
You: you can't deny it
Stranger: my age
You: keep trying
You: you know i know everything
You: i will find you
You: then i will offer you the lolly pop in my pocket
You: and i hope you will like to suck it
You: because you won't have the choice
Stranger: GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!! LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Oh, no. It's you again. I thought I got rid of you!
You: MWAHAHA
Stranger: =(
You: I AM YOUR UNDENYING SHADOW
You: I AM THE FUNGUS ON YOUR FEET
You: I AM THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS
You: I AM
You: JESUS
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Then you're not who I thought you were.
Stranger: *whew!*
You: BUT I'M ALSO DARTH VADER!
Stranger: No, no, no. It's ok.
You: . . . um. . . i'm a zombie?
Stranger: I'm safe now
Stranger: How are you doing today?
You: . . .
You: So, what forum sent YOU here BIATCH?
Stranger: Probably not the same one that sent you here
You: thread?
Stranger: Hmm?
You: thread?
Stranger: Oh, ok. I heard you that time.
Stranger: It was a thread that piqued my interest, yes
You: guess it would be a bit rude not to post my own thread
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16693924&posted=1#post16693924[/url]
Stranger: Facepunch! I guessed right
You: i come from a planet called FACEPUNCH
You: . . .
Stranger: I'm here from Reddit
You: you from there too!?!
Stranger: no
You: oh :(
You: anyways, link to thread, please?
Stranger: hold on, lemme find one
You: . . . do de da do do de doo. do de do de da, dedadadedo do de do dada da do do
You: FLOMP
You: dado de dum da do
Stranger: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/99l6f/my_new_hobby/[/url]
Stranger: Couple days old
Stranger: *shrugs*
You: :O
You: im from there!!!
You: no not really
Stranger: haha
You: well I'm gonna post the convert on face.
You: YOU DO THE SAME ON RED
You: DO ITTTT
You: WE SHALL MEET AGAIN
You: IN THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........................s
You have disconnected.[/quote]
That's my 3rd
Stranger: hi :)
You: hi
Stranger: from? :)
You: why would i tell you?
You: so you can find me and rape me?
You: i think not, good sir, i think not
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You: ∞
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: Wats ur namw
Stranger: *name
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: Jw
You: None of your business
You: No offense
Stranger: None taken
You: This is a "talk to strangers" chat
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Horny?
You: If I tell you my name, or you tell me yours, we ain't strangers anymore
You: Maybe
You: m or f?
Stranger: M
You: Ooh
Stranger: U
You: F
Stranger: Well my name is alex
You: That's nice
Stranger: Where r u from
You: From romania
You: you?
Stranger: Usa so u must have a sexy accent
You: Oh, yeah
Stranger: Ya wats the dirtyest thing youve ever said with ur accent?
You: I don't talk dirty stuff
You: I'm a nice girl
Stranger: Well do u want to talk dirty with me?
You: Why not?
You: You start
Stranger: How big r ur tits
You: Not too big
You: Not too small
You: Just the right size
Stranger: Justhow i like then r u wet right now
You: Just a bit
Stranger: Do u masterbate
You: Sometimes
You: Do you masturbate?
Stranger: With wat
You: With my hand
You: And fingers
Stranger: Withwhat?
You: Do you masturbate?
Stranger: O
Stranger: Yes
You: With what?
Stranger: My hands sometimes a sock
You: A sock?
You: That sounds hot
You: How do you do it with a sock?
Stranger: Put my dick in the sock and fist my cock
You: That sounds hot
Stranger: It is so r u a virgin
You: I am, still
You: You?
Stranger: O i wood like to stick my 8 inch dick in u and take it
Stranger: Yes
You: 8 inch, you say?
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm getting hot
Stranger: Then i would pull out and cum all over ur perfect tits
You: Ooh, yes
You: Oh
Stranger: Then eat u out until u covered me with ur sweet hot cum
You: Oooooooooohhhhhhh
You: I'm trembling
Stranger: Then i would fuck u in the ass and sqeeze u tits until u begged me to stop
You: But that would hurt me
You: I would feel pain, while you would feel pleasure
Stranger: U wood feel pleasure to
You: Ohhhhh
Stranger: Do u have any fetish
You: I think I'm into bondage
Stranger: So wood u lik me to tie u up
Stranger: And gag u
You: Oooohhhh
You: Yes
Stranger: And squeeze ur nipples
Stranger: And whip u until ur ass was red
You: I sure would like that
Stranger: Wat would u do if u tied me up
You: I would lick your dick
Stranger: Ya
You: And tease you with a whip
Stranger: Oooo
You: Suck your balls
You: And tease your dick until you begged me to suck you off
Stranger: Ooo then wat
You: Then I would put on my robe and wizard hat
You: And pull my dick out
You: And ram you
Stranger: Wat
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You: hi little girl
You: want candy?
You: or toys
Stranger: mmh yea.. where do u live???
You: well i was born in my moms vagina now im in hell
Stranger: oh no then i cant come to ur place
You: devil is a really nice guy once u get along with him
Stranger: haha thats good to know
Stranger: cause some day im going to hell
You: oh is that true? well then you can meet my truck full of nice toys and plenty of candy
Stranger: ahaha okay c u soon ;)
You: ok then
You have disconnected.
I had a 3 hour conversation with a Brazilian chick last night.
What's that on.nimp.org site? Obviously some virus or shock stuff, but how does it work?
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: hot
Stranger: getting horny?
You: not getting horny
You: already horny
Stranger: great
You: are you getting horny?
Stranger: then strart the sexy part of it
Stranger: yeah
You: well, why don't you start
Stranger: ladies first
You: you're not a gentleman
Stranger: i m not start striping
You: i'm putting my hand in my panties
You: oooh, it's wet down there
Stranger: let me dry it a bit with my yongue
Stranger: tongu*
You: mhmmmm
Stranger: i m kissing your breats
Stranger: breasts*
You: oooh, you're so gentle
You: i stick my hand in your pants
Stranger: licking your pussy
You: oh
You: oh
You: oh
You: aaaaaahhh
You: i'm trembling
You: touching my breasts
Stranger: feel my tongue inside your ass
You: pinching my nipples
You: it feels good
Stranger: i m bitting your nipples
You: ahhh
You: it hurts and feels good at the same time
You: i scream in pain and pleasure
Stranger: i make you sit in my lap and fuck you from behind
You: ahhhhh
You: it's tight
You: you become more violent and frantic
You: and it starts to hurt
You: but it still feels good
Stranger: i mincreasing speed
You: i'm starting to scream and moan in pain and pleasure
Stranger: com in front so that i could fuck you from the front
Stranger: more and more
Stranger: hw does my cock feel
You: it's hard
You: and sticky
You: and long
Stranger: open your legs wide and let my dick penentrate you deep
You: oh, i'm getting sweaty
You: i'm already penetrated
You: i'm shaking
Stranger: i m taking you in the shower and fucking you doggy style
You: the water is hot
You: i'm biting my lips
You: while you take me from behind
You: the intensity of it starts to hurt me
Stranger: i m also teasing your pussy
You: i once again feel pain and pleasure
You: i feel the water on my back
You: it feels good
Stranger: turn toeards me and suck me
You: oh
You: you are forcing your dick in my mouth
You: when i have to say something
You: you shove it deep down my throat
You: and i manage to put it out of my mouth
You: only to sa
You: y
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: AND
You: YOU
You: JUST
You: LOST
You: THE
You: GAME
Stranger: which game
You: :(
You: you're a gay man
You: fag
You: fag
You: fag
You: fag
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Stranger: ohai
You: Tell me a story
Stranger: ok
Stranger: once upon a time
Stranger: there were a brave protagnist
Stranger: he fought dragons with his eyebrows
Stranger: he could knit his shoelases with just ONE hand
Stranger: his name was...
Stranger: bob
Stranger: one day, bob went to the forest to kill some monsters
Stranger: when suddenly
Stranger: he said
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: a wild abra appeared!
You: Is this going on Facepunch?
Stranger: nope
You: It is now
Stranger: dayumn
Stranger: link me
Stranger: whereee?
You: Omegle V2
You: Fast threads
Stranger: i wont continue the story if i dont get links
You: Ok
Ahaha.
Stranger: the story goes on...
Stranger: (you were supposed to remove the rest of the conv you tard)
Stranger: now people will get impatient
Stranger: i excuse this man, readers
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: bob flipped out
Stranger: he knew he could die
Stranger: so
Stranger: he threw his master soul trap to the fierce beast
Stranger: is this still being posted?
You: once you add more
Stranger: ok good stuff
Stranger: removed all the other stuff i say
Stranger: remove*
You: Ok
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: The abra screamed in agony as the soul inside it became trapped into the master orb
Stranger: (they didnt have masterballs in the old days)
Stranger: Bob sighed, he was safe
Stranger: for now...
Stranger: he continued deeper into the forest of raindowy death
Stranger: after a while
Stranger: a leprechaun suddenly appeared in front of him, shouting "WHERE'S ME GOLD?!"
Stranger: Bob got pissed and threw the holy toaster towards the leprechaun
Stranger: But the leprechaun was infact just a shadow clone!
Stranger: Then everyone got aids and died
Stranger: the end.
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Stranger: i do
You: Would you fuck one?
Stranger: i love it!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: du you?
You: I FUCKING LURVE MUDKIPS
Stranger: ME TOO!
Stranger: i think we are the same person
You: Oh shi-
Stranger: and i think we will be married together when we are 40
Stranger: do u thinkt that too?
You: Yes, I do. Then we can breed mudkips and have mass kip orgies at all hours of the day and night.
Stranger: sounds sooo niiice!
You: Yup.
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lulz
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Stranger: i want your cock.
You: ...
You: f*** troll!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
USA VERSUS CANADA: The Final Reckoning
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: country?
You: US
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: i'm from canada
You: okay
You: why am I a jerk?
Stranger: because you're american
Stranger: americans are jerk
Stranger: therefore
Stranger: you are a jerk
Stranger: logic
You: That's awfully....
You: True
You: I congratulate you
You: This year's winner of Smartest Person of the Year Award is...
You: You
Stranger: my generalizations are correct 100% of the time
Stranger: you will learn to appreciate this
You: From Canada
Stranger: don't patronize me
Stranger: get it
Stranger: patronize
You: BREAKING NEWS
Stranger: because americans are so patriotic
You: America, from learning that they are all jerks, decided to nuke themselves.
Stranger: rofl i'm hilarious
You: More on the subject at 9
You: Now here's kid from Canada
Stranger: and all the radiation moved on up to canada?
You: no
You: down to brazil and mexico
You: where nothing of value was lost
Stranger: except a couple good soccer players
You: yeah
Stranger: and brasilian hotties
You: But who cares
Stranger: that's all though
You: yeah
You: that is a shame
You: Well
You: What are your thought on the subject, New Leader of the World, Kid from Canada?
Stranger: i don't give a flying fuck one way or the other
You: You heard it here first on Omegle news
You: Kid from Canada does not give a flying fuck
You: How do you plan to resolve the famine in Africa?
Stranger: nuke
Stranger: not nuke africa
Stranger: nuke you.
You: Hm.
You: How would that help, sir?
Stranger: one nuke obviously wasn't enough
You: Pfft
You: I'm not Japan
You: If Japan survived 2 nukes
You: im sure I can survive at least 3
You: and everyone knows
You: Canada has only one nuke.
Stranger: you must think you're pretty tough
Stranger: who are you, the white 50 cent?
Stranger: except instead of living from bullets
Stranger: you live from nuclear explosions?
You: No.
You: I AM 50 CENT
Stranger: YOU HAVE ONLY ONE NUKE
Stranger: DON'T FUCKING GO AROUND DISSING CANADA'S IMPRESSIVE MILITARY FORCE
You: hahaa
Stranger: WE WILL ASS RAPE YOU LIKE WE DID IN THE 1800'S
You: "Canada" "Impressive Military Force"
You: That's a good one.
Stranger: let me FUCKING tell you
You: And nice use of Caps Lock,
You: Really emphasizes your yelling.
You: Oh please enlighten me
Stranger: thanks, i use it in emergency situations
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: Fifty
You: as in 50 Cent
You: Yes.
Stranger: i couldn't hate you more right now if you came to my house and shit on my face while i slept
You: Well
You: Actually
You: I have to tell you something
You: You didn't shit the bed
You: Tats my shit
You: I shit your bed.
You: But not your face
Stranger: you're fucking badass
You: Fuck yeah
Stranger: i bet you down 10 shots of moonshine at a time while having multiple orgies with the brasilian hotties you saved from the nuclear blast right before it hit
Stranger: OH WAIT
Stranger: NO YOU DON'T
Stranger: jerk owned
You: I can't tell if you're going along with it or if you are truly angry.
You: ands thats quite a feat
You: Hmmm
You: Angry Canadian...
You: Or
You: Fellow Troll....
You: Hmmm
Stranger: or fellow canadian
Stranger: solved
Stranger: you're from canada
You: No, not really
You: I wouldn't have internet
You: i'd live in the tundra
You: yes
Stranger: har har har
You: which brings me to my next question
You: ARE YOU FROM CANDA?
You: CANADA?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i like hockey and good beer and good women
Stranger: none of which the us is any good at
Stranger: OH
You: Haha
You: why would I want to be good at Hockey
You: who the fuck cares about hockey
You: seriously
Stranger: people who don't like basebore, a bunch of black guys being tall, and homo-erotic ass grabbing (american football)
You: amerkuh
You: yeah
You: freedoms
You: n shit
You: yyeeah
You: nas-kar
You: yyeeeeeah
You: amurkur
Stranger: boy, i would beat the grittle right out'a your damn mouth
Stranger: i would
You: Grittle?
You: I think you mean
You: Grille
You: Because I am 50 Cent
Stranger: i don't know the fucking lingo
Stranger: because
Stranger: I AM CANADIAN
You: So you're saying Canadians don't know lingo?
Stranger: just this particular canadian
You: Hm
Stranger: every other canadian is smart, cultured and well educated
Stranger: which is why we elected steven harper
Stranger: look it up
Stranger: i'm hilarious
You: Half your country is French
You: that in itself should say something
Stranger: if by half you mean less than 1/10th, you are right
You: yeah
You: i did, actually
Stranger: besides, we can just send them in on the front lines if we ever fight
Stranger: and you wouldn't be able to bear the smell
Stranger: owned.
You: but they would just surrender
Stranger: we havent' quite worked past that part in the plan yet
You: Yeah
Stranger: what we do know is that america sucks
Stranger: because they have stupid stuff
You: Yeah man fight the power
You: yeeah
You: yyeeeah
You: you know what
You: this is the 6th time ive done this to a canadian
You: ill be truthful
You: i am
You: the Canadian government
You: im buildinig up your hate for America
You: so that when we declare war on them
You: you guys will support it
You: but actually
You: im a double agent
Stranger: i bet you can't even name one person in the canadian government besides harper (who i just named a moment ago)
You: because once you invade america
You: we will just nuke your shit
You: because
Stranger: igloos are nuke resistant
You: AMURRKUUUUH
Stranger: sorry
You: shit
You: shit shit shit
You: shiiiit
You: back to the drawing board
Stranger: FIRE YOUR SHIT
Stranger: but you are le tired
You: ill have a nap
Stranger: THEN FIRE THE FUCKING MISSILES
You: man
You: thats from like
You: 2001
You: i remember that shit
Stranger: some old school for ya
You: are
You: are you REALLY from Canada?
Stranger: yes
You: are you typing a fucking book
You: spit it out
Stranger: it said i was typing this whole time?
Stranger: lol bugged shit
You: yup
Stranger: i just started typing like 2 seconds before you said that
You: lawl
You: You know what kid
You: I like you
You: Maybe I was wrong about Canada
You: Maybe..
You: Maybe I can learn to love...
You: And stop being a jerk....
You: Maybe....
Stranger: we'll fucking backstab you the second you grow weak
You: Which is never
You: So good luck with that plan nigger
You: Thats like threatening to backstab
You: Uh
You: shit
Stranger: a behemoth
You: yeah
You: i was gonna say
You: what do you believe in
Stranger: nothing, because i'm not retarded
You: Okay.
You: Okay, uh
You: Thats like trying to backstab
You: a dinosaur?
You: also, you have no knife to bacckstab with
Stranger: well, you could if it was a weaker dinosaur
You: yeah but no
You: this is a dinosaur
You: you cannot kill dinosaurs
You: they are
You: dinosaurs
Stranger: i bet i could
You: shit, man
You: this one buddy of mine
You: he tried that
You: got fuckin layed out
You: shoulda seen it
Stranger: his mind was weak
You: Naw dude
You: his name was Jesus
Stranger: from sinning
You: You think Jesus was crucified?
You: Naw
You: A fuckin dinosaur killed him
Stranger: it would have probably been a neoplurodon that did it
Stranger: can't trust those fucking neoplurodons
You: I think it was it's cousin.
You: Or something.
You: I don;t know
You: Point is
You: it was a dinosaur
You: andi t killed
You: jesus
Stranger: it's more believable than the bible
Stranger: ZING
You: thats not a zing
You: thats more like
Stranger: you're not a zing
You: a zong
You: maybe a zeng
You: but not a zing
You: not fast enough
You: or witty enough
You: good
You: but not enough
Stranger: pft
Stranger: you have been a worthy opponent
You: Mmyes
Stranger: but it is time for me to depart
You: Canada
Stranger: food has arrived
You: I will meet you again
You: canada
You: mark my words
Stranger: i'll be ready
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[quote]Stranger: JAH RADIOOOOOOO
You: Ja mon
Stranger: rastafarianismmmmm
You: I'm a neo-nazi.
Stranger: I'm post-apocalyptic
Stranger: we should form a band
You: Dethklok
Stranger: Sounds awesome.
Stranger: We need to do some covers of Deathmole, though.
You: I call drums, what can you play?
Stranger: Bass guitar and my ribcage.
You: Are your ribs tuned properly?
Stranger: Of course. Polished, too.
You: Kudos for you sir.
Stranger: right, we need a lead
Stranger: know anyone who can sing like he tore open his throat?
You: No, but I can find a singer and tear his throat open.
Stranger: That'd work just as well.
You: What about rythem and lead guitars?
Stranger: rhythm, mind. We can get some zombie robots to play that part.
Stranger: We just need to go into a cemetery into the future.
Stranger: Got a spare time machine?
You: Got a couple, onces got aids on it though.
Stranger: Farak.
You: Accidenty landed in a YMCA concert and it got infected.
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: Oh wait
Stranger: we can kidnap santana
Stranger: and demand the ransom be all our equipment and a decent guitarist
Stranger: then we kill the guitarist and keep santana.
You: Perfect.
Stranger: Right, where do we perform?
You: On top of a live volcano with people sacrificing themselfs nearby sound good?
Stranger: Sounds wicked. One problem though
Stranger: How the fuck do we get signed with a record label?
You: Kidnap a band from a big label, demand the ransom be a 20 year contract then kill the band.
Stranger: I don't think that trick would work twice.
Stranger: Oh, wait
Stranger: we can throw the guys from Westlife into a dumpster.
Stranger: How that would get us a record label, I dunno
Stranger: but it'd do the world a load of good
You: While were at it, lets use that clean time machin to prevent emo's from being made.
Stranger: sounds like a plan
Stranger: we'd need to eliminate the etymological root cause, though
You: Guess we'll be visiting ye ol' goths.
Stranger: which means we'll need to assassinate john lennon before he recorded Imagine
You: Guess we could do that too.
You: Hippy's are just as bad as emo's.
Stranger: naah, they're cool
Stranger: you just walk on by
Stranger: and say
Stranger: FREE LOOOOOOVE MAAAAAN
Stranger: and they give you free pot
Stranger: I swear, it works every time.
You: I prefer ground up baby bones, but whatever works.
Stranger: to each his own, dude
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are those good with paprika?
You: Sometimes, long as it wasen't a fatty.
Stranger: Alright!
Stranger: When you getting your next shipment?
You: Soon as the bitch aborts the next meat-sack.
You: About 2-3 days.
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: What'll we do till then?
You: Huff burn bees and paint?
You: Could try snorting fiberglass, heard it gives you a good tickle.
Stranger: boring. Let's go break into David Hasselhoff's penthouse and see if he has a bigger gay porn collection than Michael Jackson.
You: I call stealing his car.
Stranger: think he has pam an's phone number?
Stranger: or her last set of tits?
You: Maybe
You: Oh oh!
You: Then we can chain his balls to the bumper and do 180 down the street with him screaming like a loli on her first time.
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: I actually lolled at that.
You: As did I.
Stranger: shit, man, is it just me
Stranger: or does his license plate read 2FUK2DRNK
You: Not sure, I threw his plates at some people on a bus stop last time I stole his car.
Stranger: Oh wait
Stranger: Last time?
Stranger: I think I read about you in the newspaper
You: I "Borrow" is car every 3 months for fun.
Stranger: you were the guy who stole that bentley and drove all the way to Montenegro, then downed sixteen gallons of vodka in the international drinking contest, amirite?
You: Was 16.8 gallons actually.
Stranger: You're my hero <3
You: Why thank you.
Stranger: Oh, wait, what's that up in the sky?
You: Michael jacksons kid?
Stranger: naah, above the building
Stranger: it's your next shipment, I think. Here, take a look through the binoculars
Stranger: it's a helicopter with a painting of a dragon fucking a blonde on the side
You: These arn't binoculars, there's CP in the lenses!
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: that's inconspicuous 4chan that's permanently set on furry!
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooo!
You: KHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Stranger: BERINDA BERINDA BERINDA BERINDA
Stranger: oh man, this was fun
Stranger: I was wondering how long it would last for before it degraded into senselessness \
You: I'm enjoying myself quite so, after talking to about 20 people who just posted pedo-bear and left. :-P
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Stranger: rofl
Stranger: I got ascii rickrolled at one point
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You: I keep those so I can use them later :-P
Stranger: hah
Stranger: I even got ASCII goatse
Stranger: haha
You: Post or it didn't happen
Stranger: disconnected that chat ;_;
Stranger: should be somewhere onna net
Stranger: who knows
You: Oh well
Stranger: right, care to exchange contacts?
Stranger: namely, MSN?
You: Perhaps
Stranger: (Email Adress)
You: Added.[/quote]
Good times.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: im a horny lesbian looking for pics
Stranger: u got any?
You: asdasdasdasdasdsa
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Dat ass...
I believe I ended that too early, perhaps I should have posted this [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat/ily_babe05/ew.jpg?o=13[/url] and continued
I tried again, only to find a random idiot
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: SHEEP?!
You: OH YEA
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT NIKKI. D<
You: 3:
Stranger: D: D: D:
Stranger: i'm looking for my bestest buddy.
You: o sry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]09:00PM[/editline]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there
You: hai
Stranger: how you doin
You: fine, u
Stranger: meh cant complain im just thinknig
Stranger: thinking*
Stranger: should i get a breast implant or not
You: yes
Stranger: yeah but then there not real
Stranger: and theyr kinda big now
You: Nobody realy gives a fuck, as long as they're big
Stranger: o your sweet wanan catch up somtime and you can see for yourself?
You: sure
Stranger: kool to let uno i got a huge penus
Stranger: RICK ROLLD
You: Sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] what a dumb troll
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hii
Stranger: wuddup
You: nm
You: ON da computer
Stranger: no kiddding
You: nothing else, really
Stranger: lmao bored?
Stranger: with life?
You: yeah, why else would i be omegle lol
Stranger: wanna jump off a bridge with me?
Stranger: lmao good point
Stranger: your practical
Stranger: i like that
You: why would you want to jump off a bridge? D:
Stranger: BECUZ LIFE SUCKS
You: yeah
You: but death is worse
Stranger: but i wanna see what heaven is
Stranger: dont you?
You: I don't believe.
You: Sorry.
You: :(
Stranger: oh yur liek dat
You: I really wish I could
Stranger: aight
Stranger: fine
Stranger: lol
You: But I can't
Stranger: why not?
You: I just can't
You: I don't find it logical
Stranger: then dont wish
Stranger: bcuz in a way, living liek that is a good thing
Stranger: so you're not like a religion or anythign?
You: WEll
You: Everyone thinks I'm a Christian
You: but i don't have the heart to tell them im not
Stranger: but you're really not =O
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: well yea, i mean i dont blam you
Stranger: that's kinda hard to do
Stranger: u a boy ?
Stranger: or a girL?
You: yeah
You: boy
Stranger: aight
Stranger: but i mean liek . does that bother you a lot?
You: what
Stranger: not being able to say wut u r and shit?
You: yeah
You: kind of
You: the thing that i am most afraid of
Stranger: but then y dont you just say it?
You: is that i am wrong
You: if i am
You: i will go to hell
Stranger: how are you wrong?
You: and that is
Stranger: dude; if you dont believe that
You: fucking terrifying
Stranger: its not gonna happen
You: i know
You: but just the thought
Stranger: then dont think about it
You: jsut the very small smal lchance i am wrong
You: hell
You: the epitome of suffering
Stranger: ok, GOD isn't gonna punish you like dat.
Stranger: he actually has a heart unlike regular people who are influenced by shit that goes on in our lame ass world, i mean nothing is our fault
Stranger: you wont suffer
Stranger: where are you from btw/
You: New Jersey
You: Yourself?
Stranger: same
You: Really?
You: South?
Stranger: sure
You: South Jersey?
Stranger: uh hhuuh
Stranger: and now my stepdad is coming to beat me
Stranger: so i have to go
You: are you fucking serious
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: life sucks
Stranger: no choice
You: call the cops
Stranger: just like you
Stranger: wish i cud
You: i msorry
You: good luck
Stranger: well thanks
You: call the cops on his ass
Stranger: doesnt rlly help
You: i know i wish i could
Stranger: youre sweet
Stranger: thanks L(
Stranger: :)
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Well, that was depressing.
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