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[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: HI Stranger: WHATS UP!!!!!!! You: HI Stranger: WHATSUP !!!! Stranger: :P You: HI Stranger: Blah You: Hi Stranger: Hmm Stranger: Are YOU A boy OR A girl !!!! You: hi Stranger: lol You: HI Stranger: HI Stranger: HI HI HI You: hI Stranger: HAI Stranger: hai You: HI You: u from gd arent you faggot Stranger: gd? You: GD You: ANSWER Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS GD Stranger: IM FORM USA You: IT SHOWS Stranger: where are you from first You: HI Stranger: I DONT GET IT You: hi Stranger: wtf is gd You: HI :) Stranger: ^.^ You: hIIIII Stranger: poop You: omg RAnDUM XDDD Stranger: OMG more poop! You: hi Stranger: vagina You: omg ew gros Stranger: MORE VAGINA You: OMG STOP PLS M You: HI Stranger: PENIS You: OMG sTOPPPP You: hi Stranger: ok Stranger: hi Stranger: my name You: that is nagty Stranger: is................... Stranger: PENIS Stranger: ok Stranger: what Stranger: ?? Stranger: BLA h Stranger: HI You: Hi Stranger: Do u have a vagina? You: no i have butt Stranger: Well, grow a vagina Stranger: Just You: hi Stranger: PUSH REALY HARD maybe oone will grow You: no bcus only poo cum out Stranger: Oh god Stranger: lol Stranger: Suck it back in Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] uh
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: hows ur day been? You: not bad,i finally lived up to my family nameand face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES Stranger: ahahah Stranger: family name? and wot u do:P You: huh? Stranger: wot did u do? Stranger: you said u live to the family name Stranger: what was it you done? You: I beated the final boss You: but my brother died You: he became hedcrab zombies and combines put science in him and made him evil Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: if ur a girl can u send me a pic of ur tits? You: Yes Stranger: really? Stranger: cool You: i can You: but it would be posession of child pornography You: and result in imprisonment You: and im a guy You: fuck you You: loldongs :D Stranger: ? Stranger: dude it was a joke You: Lol You: orly You: cool You: cuz i like women You: and men You: im bi You: are youi? Stranger: wanna see my pic? You: I just LOVE furries, and yes please Stranger: no im strait Stranger: [url]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5215/76256570.jpg[/url] Stranger: my gf took it a couple months ago You: Wow You: any other...'Pics' ya wanna send me? You: hmmmmmm? Stranger: haha no im sorry You: kay You: BTW, your cute You: and about the part of me being a guy You: i was joking You: but i am Bi Stranger: haha yea right Stranger: how can I trust u now that u have already lied to me You: I haven't hun Stranger: yes u have You: want a pic of me? Stranger: u just said u were a guy Stranger: sure i guess You: ok You: [url]http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fawnia-mondey-female-bodybuilder.jpg[/url] You: my friend runs this blogg Stranger: haha yea.. female body builder. You: I knwo You: not often ya find one of u You: us* Stranger: thats disgusting You: so is your dick You: i bet your a 9 year old You: amirite You: I AM Stranger: nah im actually 19 You: well You: send me a pic of our cock You: ur* Stranger: fuck that honestly why would i do that ur probably some grandpa in his mothers basement fucking around with young adults like myself You: dude You: im hipping and a hopping You: i would not do that You: trust me Stranger: sureee, its what they all say You: of course, "Bro" Stranger: to me ur a female body builder oh and a bisexual dude , so wtf how can i trust u? You: Because im hip to the hop, bro Stranger: fuck off man Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I'm a troll when it comes to chatting with random strangers, aren't i? I'm 12 and im straight, for truth. [editline]12:24AM[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: l'm looking for a horny hot girl You: you're a lucky persno You: person* Stranger: great You: what ya wanna do, hun? Stranger: cam or pics You: pic You: brb, getting my pics Stranger: good Stranger: email or link? You: link You: http://www.insomniacslounge.com/uploaded_images/wet_tshirt03-783761.jpg Stranger: good You: i love partying You: that was a good night :D You: pic of you please :D Stranger: oh cool Stranger: yeah Stranger: http://img12.yfrog.com/i/img0712c.jpg/ Stranger: my dick You: ooooooh You: i wish i could feel that big hard man penetrating my tight wet pussy You: ohhhhhhh Stranger: great Stranger: i wanna see yours more :) Stranger: your so hot You: you first, babe You: pleaseee? Stranger: ok Stranger: wait You: thanks, sugar/ Stranger: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5052/img0436l.jpg You: OHHH!" You: so big and strong You: and uncut You: just thhe way i love it Stranger: yeah Stranger: thanx You: ya want a pic of me? Stranger: why not? You: just a sec, sugar You: http://www.maturemale.com/images/older_gay_man.jpg You: comparison between me and a gay guy You: im the guy :D Stranger: shit[/code]
This is really long back actually good. Stranger: You are eating dinner at 7:00 at night when you hear an explosion. Stranger: Current Inventory: Wallet w/ credit cards and cash, cellphone, keys, pocketknife Stranger: What do you do? You: cut myself with the pockedknife to feel better You: pocketknife* Stranger: You pick up your pocketknife, and cut yourself. HP-10 You: do it again Stranger: You slice a vital artery. You pass out. Stranger: You awake in a dim room Stranger: There are intermetent beeps surrounding you Stranger: Regaining your vision, you look around. You are in a hospital bed. Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing Stranger: There are surgical instruments to your right You: call 716-444-4444 with the nearest phone Stranger: You stand up, and find a phone. You dial the number you have chosen. Payphone requests $0.25 to continue You: steal $.25 from the nearest person Stranger: You walk up behind a doctor, and put your hand into his pocket Stranger: Dice roll: 1-3 you succeed, 4-5 you fail but go unnoticed, 6 you are caught Stranger: Continue? You: kk roll Stranger: 3 Stranger: You sucessfully obtain the following from the doctor's pocket: Stranger: Crumpled up patient records, keycard, $20 bill and $0.30 in change You: go to payphone and call 716-444-4444 Stranger: You go to the payphone, insert 25 cents and dial. A drug dealer named Joe answers. You: no, the number is the law office of william matter Stranger: William Matter picks up, the drug dealer was his client who answered the phone for him. Stranger: Current Inv: Patient records, keycard, $20.05 Stranger: You hear an announcement over the hospital's speakers Stranger: "Missing Patient in general hospital ward" Stranger: They are talking about you. You: say "Rise and shine Mr. Matters, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Matter, wake up and smell the ashes. Stranger: You sing the song. People around you turn and look. You: it's not a song, its gmans speech Stranger: Suddenly, a man named Gordon Freeman springs out of nowhere Stranger: He takes you through a magical tunnel. Stranger: Everything goes black. You wake up. Turns out you have been sedated by a nurse from behind. You look around. Stranger: You are back in the hospital bed. Surgical instruments are to your right Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing You: have sex with the nearesy nurse You: nearest Stranger: You walk up to the nurse in your room Stranger: Dice roll: 1 you succeed in seducing the vixen, 2-3 you fail but the nurse does not say anything, anything else she alerts security Stranger: Continue? You: yes Stranger: 4 Stranger: You grope the nurse. She screams. She runs out of the room, but not before pressing a blue button on the wall. A siren goes off, and within seconds a security guard runs into your room. You are beaten unconscious Stranger: You wake up in a jail cell. Stranger: Current Inventory: Paperclip you found on the ground You: when we have time to walk around and do stuff, go to the nearest computer Stranger: There is no time to walk around. You ask a guard where you are. You are in the Brown County Sheriff's Dept holding cells. Your bail is set at $200,000. Your trial is set for a week You: skip ahead a week Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now in a courtroom. Stranger: Have you hired a lawyer? You: no, but acrroding to law they will get me one Stranger: That is correct. You anxiously wait in the courtroom for your lawyer to arrive Stranger: Suddenly, a man with odd hair bursts into the room. His nametag says Phoenix Wright You: *waiting anixously* Stranger: He is your lawyer. You: "phoenix wright, i can't lose" i think Stranger: Indeed. He walks over to the defendant's table. Stranger: The trial begins. Stranger: The prosecution accuses you of sexual assult. Do you plead innocent or guilty? You: innocent, i was drugged up and she assulted me Stranger: Phoenix Wright screams OBJECTION, is removed by the bailiff for disorderly conduct. You have no lawyer. You: i won right? Stranger: The prosecution turns out to be too much. You are convicted...and sentenced to 15 years in prison You: damn Stranger: You are put in jail with a Turkish guy named Bubba. Stranger: He tells you to bend over. Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing Stranger: You have a rubber prison-safe pen on the desk, some paper, and your shoelace-less shoes You: how well built is "budda"? Stranger: Very well built. He could probably rip your head off. You: well, sense there is nothing i can do, let him have is way You: skip ahead a week You: i dont wait to remember You: want Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now traumatized by twice-daily ass-rapings by Bubba. He has not raped you yet today. Stranger: Current inventory: Bag of weed, knife You: wait till i can go walk around Stranger: Bubba comes into the room Stranger: He tells you to bend over Stranger: Fortunately, the guards decide to let everone out. You dash out of the cell before bubba pulls out his pants Stranger: All of the inmates in your block are now in the athletic area You: go to the nearest computer Stranger: There are basketball hoops surrouding you Stranger: You get permission from a guard to visit the computer room Stranger: You are now infront of an ancient Windows 98 computer Stranger: The computer boots, but has no sound Stranger: Prison internet filters block out IM, email, and Facebook/Myspace Stranger: Current Inventory: Weed, knife. You: go to facepunch.com make a thread in gd called "hezzy sucks my cock" the text is "suck it now" Stranger: You make the thread. In an interesting twist of events, Bubba also enters the computer lab. He boots another computer, logins in to Facepunch.com as "Hezzy" and reads your thread. He becomes irritated. Stranger: Bubba looks at you. You: do i get banned? Stranger: Is Hezzy a mod? You: yes, the 2nd in command after garry Stranger: You get banned and ass-raped. You: what was the ban reason? Stranger: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN YOU LITTLE PUSSY CUNT" You: did anyone else post in it? Stranger: No, the thread was deleted You: locked, ddt or altogeher deleted? Stranger: altogether deleted Stranger: A siren goes off Stranger: A prisoner has escaped You: but hezzy never deletes ban-me's Stranger: There is a prison riot going on You: oh snap Stranger: The computers automatically shut down as do all of the other Televisions Stranger: You have a choice. You can either try to make a run for it like some of the other prisoners, or return to your cell as the woman on the loudspeaker is commanding you to do? You: return, i dont want to die or have more time Stranger: You return to the jailcell to find that there is a gaping hole there. The prison population has been escaping through that hole Stranger: Do you leave? You: no, there is a fense and armed guards, i would rather live You: fence Stranger: The guards locate the source of the breach, they find you and tackle you to the ground. One of them finds your knife and confiscates it. Your weed is crammed up your ass, and they do not find it. Stranger: You are tried and convicted of assisting in the escape of a felon Stranger: You are now in a maximum security jail cell in federal prison Stranger: Current inventory: nothing Stranger: You look around Stranger: There is a huge bolted metal door blocking the exit of your cell. Behind you is an iron bed. You have a sink and toilet. Stranger: Underneath the toilet are some scratches. They look odd. Do you look closer? You: yes Stranger: The scratches are actually writing from a former prisoner that was on death row who lived in this cell. There is a message that says "lockpicks under toilet bowl lid" You: while thinking about what to so, sit on the bed and start to jack off Stranger: you pleasure yourself for 10 minutes and then finished. you are still in your cell. You: how long am i in jail for? Stranger: life. You: anyway i can shortin it, like being good? Stranger: yes You: how long? Stranger: you can reduce your sentence to a mere 50 years You: how old am i? Stranger: 24 Stranger: Don't forget, there are lockpicks under the toilet bowl. Do you wish to use them? You: no, skip ahead 50 years Stranger: You are now old. You are let out of prison. Stranger: 50 years from now, there are flying cars. People are outfitted with microtechnology that lets them fly around all by themselves using only thought. Stranger: The government is offering these microchips free. Do you wish to get one implanted? You: yes Stranger: You get a cool microchip implanted. Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing Stranger: You walk out of the implantation center, and look around Stranger: There is a dark alley to your right, and to your left is a pizza shop Stranger: Right or left? You: left Stranger: You enter the pizza joint. There is one person at the cash register, and a few patrons You: ask where the nearest public libary is Stranger: In the future, there are no such things as libraries. People have the entire internet (or PeopleNet as it is called now) completely accessable to them at any time due to that microchip You: go to facepunch.com You: make an account Stranger: Facepunch.com does not exist in this modern era. Most of its staff are either dead or old like you are. You: make a thread called "fuck you hezzy im still alive" and say "hahahahaha bitch" You: garry can't die Stranger: You go to PeopleSearch and look up Garry. He is deAd. You: But but but... he can't die Stranger: He is dead. You: go to google.com Stranger: Google has been bought out by Walmart. It became Woogle in 2040. Woogle was bought out by PeopleNet. You go to PeopleNetSearch. You: go to that then Stranger: You pull up PeopleNetSearch You: type in "furry porn" Stranger: Furry porn is blocked by PeopleNetSearch. PeopleNet is alerted, and dispatched PeoplePolice to the pizza joint. You have 10 seconds to flee before they arive. Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 You: run away Stranger: You run away to the dark alley. In it, you find a dead body and a gun with 3 shots remaining You: take the gun Stranger: Gun added to inventory Stranger: The PeoplePolice arrive at the pizza place Stranger: They look around, then start searching the area Stranger: You hide behind a dumpster You: think about furry porn and get a huge errection Stranger: You think about furry porn and become aroused. The police are still searching You: wait longer and think about it more Stranger: You do so. Stranger: Suddenly, the police spot the dead body with their flashlight Stranger: 3 police officers walk down the alley Stranger: They are perfectly lined up for a triple headshot Stranger: Do you take the opportunity? You: yes Stranger: Dice roll: 1 is best 6 is worst Stranger: Continue? You: sure Stranger: 5 Stranger: You shoot the gun. 2 of the officers are killed instantly and collapse. The third is stuck but the bullet does not penetrate his skin due to most of its energy being lost when going through the other mens' heads Stranger: Regardless, officer #3 is knocked out Stranger: 2 shots remain in your gun Stranger: Sirens go off and you hear a helicopter in the distance Stranger: "PeoplePolice down in Sector 23F" Stranger: A loudspeaker goes off and that message is echoed out around the city Stranger: Hundreds of PeoplePolice will be converging at the scene, and PeopleSWAT have been dispatched You: a phone rings on the wall near by, answer it, it is sparks, i am pulled out of the matrix Stranger: Officer #3 recovers Stranger: Phone pulls you out of matrix Stranger: You are now in a spacecraft Stranger: You look around. Trinity is naked You: go make causal convertion with her Stranger: You approach Trinity. She turns into an Agent. Turns out you aren't out of the matrix just yet Stranger: The agent shoots Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 You: dodge Stranger: 1 Stranger: 0 Stranger: you dodged just in time Stranger: agent shoots again Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 You: dodge Stranger: 2 Stranger: you dodge Stranger: agent chops you in the neck You: fire back Stranger: you fall Stranger: you fire back Stranger: agent dodged You: fire again Stranger: a wild pikachu appears! You: while backing up You: use a ultra ball!!! Stranger: you shoot at the agent, miss and kill the pikachu Stranger: you throw the ultra ball Stranger: SUCCESS! Wild Agent captured Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ 2 shots. Ultra ball w/ agent You: awesome, put the ball on my waist, loot the pikachu Stranger: Ultra Ball added to inventory. Pikachu is not carrying anything You: put the dead pikachu in my inventory Stranger: you throw the dead pikachu over your back. its blood drips onto your shirt Stranger: dead pikachu added to inventory Stranger: suddenly, the person giving you this game realized you shot the gun twice already Stranger: Gun ammo -2 You: haha thought you missed it Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ no shots, ultra ball w/ agent, dead pikachu You: go to the nearest town Stranger: you already in a town Stranger: PeopleBurg You: go to the nearest pokemon center Stranger: You visit the nearest pokemon center You: try and heal the pikachu Stranger: nurse joy looks at the pikachu and throws up Stranger: suddenly, nurse joy and all the pokemon turn into agents Stranger: they point their guns at you Stranger: they fire Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 You: dodge Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: you dodge You: roll on the floor and kick a table out and catch the phone on the table, i am transported again Stranger: you are transported for real this time Stranger: trinity is dead. Stranger: everyone is dead. Stranger: you are the only person alive Stranger: the aliens are attacking the ship Stranger: current inventory: wrench you picked up from the shelf You: move to the mean bridge Stranger: your path is blocked. you are still in the same room Stranger: you have to use the bathroom really badly. You: fine the nearest bathroom Stranger: you can't. aliens are attacking Stranger: you piss yourself Stranger: piss reduces your range of motion by 1 You: seen i am covered in piss the aleins dont want to attack me Stranger: the aliens are repelled to their ships Stranger: they shoot missles at you Stranger: you do not have your god-like matrix powers anymore Stranger: you die. You: no i dont You: i pick up the nearest phone You: just another fake world Stranger: no, you really are dead this time You: nuh uh You: i use the pikachu Stranger: the pikachu repels the missles You: told you Stranger: oh wait Stranger: the pikachu was only in the matrix Stranger: and in an alternate universe, some bored dude in Florida decides he's gonna sleep now Stranger: you die You: no You: i found one on the ship Stranger: hahaa You: noes!! Stranger: no, you're dead Stranger: :p You: i have a pikachu tho D: Stranger: alright, nice talking with you Stranger: lmao You: awwww Stranger: geez You: i think i'll go post this on facepunch, it was good Stranger: do it Stranger: :D You: i will Stranger: i'll look on the forums later i guess Stranger: what subforum You: :o but then you'll know who i am! Stranger: OSHI You: you said you were typing for that long and didn't say anything fffffffffffff Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: its only 12:36 why go to bed? Stranger: gotta wake up early You: awwwww Stranger: did you post on FP? You: do you have an fp account? You: not yet Stranger: no lol You: hmmm You: well why do you want to see it then? You: going to be the same Stranger: curious to see the responses You: but with, lol hezzy is buddda You: i doubt anyone will Stranger: i come from the reddit crowd Stranger: meh You: but sure You: let me get you the link Stranger: k You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799[/url] You: i will there Stranger: woo. Stranger: alright, later man You: savw it You: save Stranger: kk You: i use the pikachu Stranger: you're dead. Stranger: :p Stranger: bye. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol hezzy is "budda"
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: nd then the kid ACTUALLY got in the car. You: !!! You: WRONG WINDOW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I think I'm stealing from someone but I don't care, it was pretty damn funny. In the context of using "WRONG WINDOW" anyway. Heres another. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: uhh hi? You: Hey. Stranger: so Stranger: um You: a/s/l? Stranger: 23/f/____ You: Really? Wheres _____? Stranger: meh I omitted it Stranger: not really important Stranger: how about you? You: 10/f/4chan Stranger: this site is fucking creepy Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[code] You: Hi Stranger: hello You: Are you from Facepunch? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] The word, is spreading.
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First One today. [quote]Stranger: oi/hi/hola You: Hello kind sir, would you like this cookie? Stranger: lol Stranger: Oo You: It's fresh from my oven. Stranger: girl or boy? You: I prefer to call myself a gentleman. You: Here, have this cookie. You: *I give you the cookie.* Stranger: is i....i think Stranger: have msn? You: Yes. You: How does my cookie taste? Stranger: only msn You: Oh my, somebody is at my door! I will be right back. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]10:28AM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a You: a Stranger: (>&#8217;_&#8217;)># I was going to give you this waffle. #<(&#8216;_&#8217;<) But then I was like, (>&#8217;#&#8217;<) I&#8217;m hungry. (>&#8217;_&#8217;<) So I ate. (>^-^<) Hmmmm You: a You: a You: wha Stranger: (>&#8217;_&#8217;)># I was going to give you this waffle. #<(&#8216;_&#8217;<) But then I was like, (>&#8217;#&#8217;<) I&#8217;m hungry. (>&#8217;_&#8217;<) So I ate. (>^-^<) Hmmmm You: Right. You: Uh.. You: Uhm.. You have disconnected.[/quote] :crossarms: [editline]10:30AM[/editline] [quote]You: Ssex You: Sex Stranger: yaw You: sesx You: ses You: wsses You: e You: s You: s You: ea You: I am bored. Stranger: okay Stranger: i can see tht You: What should we do You: I made this cookie. You: Do you want it? Stranger: YES Stranger: gimme, PYSCHO You: Here You: *Gives cookie* Stranger: aww, thanks You: You're welcome, You: I'll be going now. Stranger: bye Stranger: thanks for the cookie Stranger: lol You: Goodbye. You have disconnected.[/quote] Atlesat this went well.
Stranger: M43Boston You: f12iceland Stranger: Iceland.. sounds cool You: not as cold as you'd think Stranger: I know.. Iscland is nice weather and Greenland is cold. Very stange. You: do u think zac effron is hot? Stranger: don't know? You: do u think that genetic engineering is an inherantly bad idea because of the fact that it dilutes the gene pools too much and removes all diversity in our natural environment? Stranger: of course.. people are crazy and well ruin ourselves eventurally. Stranger: but it's out of our hands .. so Sa La Ve You: what about the idea that abortions should be illegal Stranger: I suppose because people will do it anyway.. But I don't want it subsidize. You: i've had about 3 abortions so far and i've put them all to good use. Stranger: you're 12??????????? You: yeah and.... You: i like sex Stranger: you think alot Stranger: who doesn't You: you Stranger: but you're not already doing that You: having sex? You: theres nothing else to do here Stranger: yea Stranger: show me a picture of yourself Stranger: [email]mr.mcryan@live.com[/email] You: i'd rather not Stranger: [url]http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=bXcZ8DDMLuTOnaEaT%2FjPuIh4l5k2TGxc[/url] Stranger: here's one of me Stranger: why not?? You: wow u look like a pedo Stranger: pedo? You: nothing don't worry Stranger: tell me You: fuck off
[quote]connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Yes, i would like a number 3 with a diet coke and waffle fries. Stranger: Sorry, we're all out of diet coke stranger: How about coke zero? You: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu- i'll have a sprite then stranger: Fuck you, you'll get coke zero and like it! You: :o you: How about we settle in the middle you: I'll have a coke v 0.5 stranger: ...ok. But i'm still going to spit in your food. You: That's what i ordered for you: :) stranger: Mexcellent stranger: That'll be right up sir/m'am/it you: *ten years later* stranger: The total is 5eleventy thousand you: You didn't give me my fo- ok you: *hands over money* stranger: *hands over food, with extra spit* you: Yummeh! Stranger: So is this going on xkcd, or what? You: Penis you: Bty stranger: Cocks! You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799&page=5[/url] you: I come from facepunch! Stranger: I come from xkcd!! Stranger: Rep yo hood, foo! You: After this ends, i will post this on there stranger: Baller you: Oh and gimme a link foo stranger: I'd like to give a shoutout to all my homies at facepunch you: ? Stranger: [url]http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/comment-page-16/#comments[/url] you: We shall meet again stranger! *goes to post on facepunch*[/quote] hello stranger!!! :)
[quote]You: hi there Stranger: hi Stranger: what's up ? You: nothing too much, just trying to find an actual person to talk to You: you? Stranger: yes Stranger: me too Stranger: you're male or female You: im a girl Stranger: i'm boy Stranger: where you come from ? You: us Stranger: i'm from japan You: cool Stranger: what do you like ? You: i like feeling foreign dicks being pounded in my tight pussy Stranger: yes Stranger: me too You: you have a pussy? o_o Stranger: no Stranger: but i want to cyber? You: sure but first i want to know more about japanese culture. i've always been facinated by japanese culture and hope that one day i too will be able to participate in japanese culture. what do you like best about japanese culture? i like anime and manga and girugamesh Stranger: i think Tradition and history You: i learned a lot about tradition from my large collection of anime and manga that give accurate representations of japanese tradition and history and japanese culture Stranger: yes You: okay im feeling turned on by your obviously vast knowlege of your own culture, let's have cyber sex now, i'm very wet and horny Stranger: oh Stranger: great Stranger: i hold you in my hand Stranger: strong hold Stranger: where you babt Stranger: baby You: i start rubbing my wet pussy and moan Stranger: oh great Stranger: i kiss you, i lick your face Stranger: and down to slowly Stranger: oh your kiss is great Stranger: my hand is rubing your breat Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh Stranger: it's soft and big You: i move my hand up from my pussy and start rubbing my now hard penis Stranger: ohhh Stranger: great Stranger: i open your clothes Stranger: oh kiss your breast Stranger: and suck it Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh Stranger: ummmm Stranger: my hand slowly down to your tits Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: great Stranger: i found your tits You: i want to feel your hard dick in my pussy while you rub my penis Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh Stranger: i lick your tits Stranger: ohh Stranger: it's wet and wonder Stranger: ummmm Stranger: where your mouth baby Stranger: ohhh Stranger: ummmm Stranger: lick your tits up to down Stranger: in to out Stranger: ummmmm Stranger: where your baby You: im here baby, im just trying to braid my chest hair Stranger: oh Stranger: great Stranger: so look you now beautiful You: jesus christ, i guess everyone was right, you japanese really will jack off to anything Stranger: ?? You have disconnected.[/quote] It was quite hot.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You: hey there little boy You: want a piece of candy? You: don't worry this is a lolly pop in my pocket. Stranger: how do you know that i'm a boy ? You: i know who you are You: i know everything about you Stranger: who i am ? Stranger: say my name You: you know i know You: you can't deny it Stranger: my age You: keep trying You: you know i know everything You: i will find you You: then i will offer you the lolly pop in my pocket You: and i hope you will like to suck it You: because you won't have the choice Stranger: GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!! LOL Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :saddowns:
[quote]A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Oh, no. It's you again. I thought I got rid of you! You: MWAHAHA Stranger: =( You: I AM YOUR UNDENYING SHADOW You: I AM THE FUNGUS ON YOUR FEET You: I AM THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS You: I AM You: JESUS Stranger: Oh. Stranger: Then you're not who I thought you were. Stranger: *whew!* You: BUT I'M ALSO DARTH VADER! Stranger: No, no, no. It's ok. You: . . . um. . . i'm a zombie? Stranger: I'm safe now Stranger: How are you doing today? You: . . . You: So, what forum sent YOU here BIATCH? Stranger: Probably not the same one that sent you here You: thread? Stranger: Hmm? You: thread? Stranger: Oh, ok. I heard you that time. Stranger: It was a thread that piqued my interest, yes You: guess it would be a bit rude not to post my own thread You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16693924&posted=1#post16693924[/url] Stranger: Facepunch! I guessed right You: i come from a planet called FACEPUNCH You: . . . Stranger: I'm here from Reddit You: you from there too!?! Stranger: no You: oh :( You: anyways, link to thread, please? Stranger: hold on, lemme find one You: . . . do de da do do de doo. do de do de da, dedadadedo do de do dada da do do You: FLOMP You: dado de dum da do Stranger: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/99l6f/my_new_hobby/[/url] Stranger: Couple days old Stranger: *shrugs* You: :O You: im from there!!! You: no not really Stranger: haha You: well I'm gonna post the convert on face. You: YOU DO THE SAME ON RED You: DO ITTTT You: WE SHALL MEET AGAIN You: IN THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........................s You have disconnected.[/quote] That's my 3rd
Stranger: hi :) You: hi Stranger: from? :) You: why would i tell you? You: so you can find me and rape me? You: i think not, good sir, i think not Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: &#8734; Stranger: What?
Stranger: Hi You: Hello Stranger: Wats ur namw Stranger: *name You: Why do you ask? Stranger: Jw You: None of your business You: No offense Stranger: None taken You: This is a "talk to strangers" chat Stranger: I see Stranger: Horny? You: If I tell you my name, or you tell me yours, we ain't strangers anymore You: Maybe You: m or f? Stranger: M You: Ooh Stranger: U You: F Stranger: Well my name is alex You: That's nice Stranger: Where r u from You: From romania You: you? Stranger: Usa so u must have a sexy accent You: Oh, yeah Stranger: Ya wats the dirtyest thing youve ever said with ur accent? You: I don't talk dirty stuff You: I'm a nice girl Stranger: Well do u want to talk dirty with me? You: Why not? You: You start Stranger: How big r ur tits You: Not too big You: Not too small You: Just the right size Stranger: Justhow i like then r u wet right now You: Just a bit Stranger: Do u masterbate You: Sometimes You: Do you masturbate? Stranger: With wat You: With my hand You: And fingers Stranger: Withwhat? You: Do you masturbate? Stranger: O Stranger: Yes You: With what? Stranger: My hands sometimes a sock You: A sock? You: That sounds hot You: How do you do it with a sock? Stranger: Put my dick in the sock and fist my cock You: That sounds hot Stranger: It is so r u a virgin You: I am, still You: You? Stranger: O i wood like to stick my 8 inch dick in u and take it Stranger: Yes You: 8 inch, you say? Stranger: Yes You: I'm getting hot Stranger: Then i would pull out and cum all over ur perfect tits You: Ooh, yes You: Oh Stranger: Then eat u out until u covered me with ur sweet hot cum You: Oooooooooohhhhhhh You: I'm trembling Stranger: Then i would fuck u in the ass and sqeeze u tits until u begged me to stop You: But that would hurt me You: I would feel pain, while you would feel pleasure Stranger: U wood feel pleasure to You: Ohhhhh Stranger: Do u have any fetish You: I think I'm into bondage Stranger: So wood u lik me to tie u up Stranger: And gag u You: Oooohhhh You: Yes Stranger: And squeeze ur nipples Stranger: And whip u until ur ass was red You: I sure would like that Stranger: Wat would u do if u tied me up You: I would lick your dick Stranger: Ya You: And tease you with a whip Stranger: Oooo You: Suck your balls You: And tease your dick until you begged me to suck you off Stranger: Ooo then wat You: Then I would put on my robe and wizard hat You: And pull my dick out You: And ram you Stranger: Wat You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi little girl You: want candy? You: or toys Stranger: mmh yea.. where do u live??? You: well i was born in my moms vagina now im in hell Stranger: oh no then i cant come to ur place You: devil is a really nice guy once u get along with him Stranger: haha thats good to know Stranger: cause some day im going to hell You: oh is that true? well then you can meet my truck full of nice toys and plenty of candy Stranger: ahaha okay c u soon ;) You: ok then You have disconnected.
I had a 3 hour conversation with a Brazilian chick last night.
What's that on.nimp.org site? Obviously some virus or shock stuff, but how does it work?
Stranger: m/f? You: f You: you? Stranger: m You: hot Stranger: getting horny? You: not getting horny You: already horny Stranger: great You: are you getting horny? Stranger: then strart the sexy part of it Stranger: yeah You: well, why don't you start Stranger: ladies first You: you're not a gentleman Stranger: i m not start striping You: i'm putting my hand in my panties You: oooh, it's wet down there Stranger: let me dry it a bit with my yongue Stranger: tongu* You: mhmmmm Stranger: i m kissing your breats Stranger: breasts* You: oooh, you're so gentle You: i stick my hand in your pants Stranger: licking your pussy You: oh You: oh You: oh You: aaaaaahhh You: i'm trembling You: touching my breasts Stranger: feel my tongue inside your ass You: pinching my nipples You: it feels good Stranger: i m bitting your nipples You: ahhh You: it hurts and feels good at the same time You: i scream in pain and pleasure Stranger: i make you sit in my lap and fuck you from behind You: ahhhhh You: it's tight You: you become more violent and frantic You: and it starts to hurt You: but it still feels good Stranger: i mincreasing speed You: i'm starting to scream and moan in pain and pleasure Stranger: com in front so that i could fuck you from the front Stranger: more and more Stranger: hw does my cock feel You: it's hard You: and sticky You: and long Stranger: open your legs wide and let my dick penentrate you deep You: oh, i'm getting sweaty You: i'm already penetrated You: i'm shaking Stranger: i m taking you in the shower and fucking you doggy style You: the water is hot You: i'm biting my lips You: while you take me from behind You: the intensity of it starts to hurt me Stranger: i m also teasing your pussy You: i once again feel pain and pleasure You: i feel the water on my back You: it feels good Stranger: turn toeards me and suck me You: oh You: you are forcing your dick in my mouth You: when i have to say something You: you shove it deep down my throat You: and i manage to put it out of my mouth You: only to sa You: y You: i put on my robe and wizard hat You: AND You: YOU You: JUST You: LOST You: THE You: GAME Stranger: which game You: :( You: you're a gay man You: fag You: fag You: fag You: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: ohai You: Tell me a story Stranger: ok Stranger: once upon a time Stranger: there were a brave protagnist Stranger: he fought dragons with his eyebrows Stranger: he could knit his shoelases with just ONE hand Stranger: his name was... Stranger: bob Stranger: one day, bob went to the forest to kill some monsters Stranger: when suddenly Stranger: he said Stranger: OH SHI- Stranger: a wild abra appeared! You: Is this going on Facepunch? Stranger: nope You: It is now Stranger: dayumn Stranger: link me Stranger: whereee? You: Omegle V2 You: Fast threads Stranger: i wont continue the story if i dont get links You: Ok
Ahaha.
Stranger: the story goes on... Stranger: (you were supposed to remove the rest of the conv you tard) Stranger: now people will get impatient Stranger: i excuse this man, readers Stranger: anyways Stranger: bob flipped out Stranger: he knew he could die Stranger: so Stranger: he threw his master soul trap to the fierce beast Stranger: is this still being posted? You: once you add more Stranger: ok good stuff Stranger: removed all the other stuff i say Stranger: remove* You: Ok Stranger: anyways Stranger: The abra screamed in agony as the soul inside it became trapped into the master orb Stranger: (they didnt have masterballs in the old days) Stranger: Bob sighed, he was safe Stranger: for now... Stranger: he continued deeper into the forest of raindowy death Stranger: after a while Stranger: a leprechaun suddenly appeared in front of him, shouting "WHERE'S ME GOLD?!" Stranger: Bob got pissed and threw the holy toaster towards the leprechaun Stranger: But the leprechaun was infact just a shadow clone! Stranger: Then everyone got aids and died Stranger: the end.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: .......,-"""""""-, ............,-".|. . . . .|. .", ..........,". . |. . . . |.. . .| ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . |. . . .|. . . | ..........|. . . .| . . .|. . . | ..........",. . . | . . |. . . | ...........",. . .. . . . . . | .............",. . . . . . . ", ........,-""". . . . . . . . . ""--,....................................,,,,,,,, ....,-". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "-,............................,--". . . . .", .,-"', . . . . ,-",. . . . . . . .,,,,,,"-,....................,-" . . . . . .,,,,,| ,",-". . . . "-,,". . . . . .,-"::::::,--"""",...........,-". . . . . .,-". . .," ",----------,,,,,. . . . . .,":::::::":::::,-".........,-". . . . ,-". . . . ..," ."-,;;;;;;;;;;;;;"""""---,"::::::::::::::::"---,,,.,-". . . ,-". . . . . . .,-" .....",-,,;;;;;;,-"; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::::::::,,--",. .,-". . . . . . . ..,-"So i herd you liekd mudkipz ......."-,/;;;,"; ; ; ; ; ;",:::::::::::::,""". . . "-,. . . . . . . . .,-" ........,";;;,"; ; ; ; ;,-"."-,:::::"---,,|. . . . . . ",. . . . . . .,-" .........."-,"------""". . . . """. . . ". . . . . . . ",""------,-" ........,,--"."""""""""-,. .,-". . . . .,----,. . . . .",. . .,-" ......."/,/,,,,,,----"""...,-". . . . ,". .,--"-,.. . . ,""""" ..........................,"/,,,/.,-"---".........",.| |.," Stranger: i do You: Would you fuck one? Stranger: i love it! Stranger: YES! Stranger: ofc Stranger: du you? You: I FUCKING LURVE MUDKIPS Stranger: ME TOO! Stranger: i think we are the same person You: Oh shi- Stranger: and i think we will be married together when we are 40 Stranger: do u thinkt that too? You: Yes, I do. Then we can breed mudkips and have mass kip orgies at all hours of the day and night. Stranger: sounds sooo niiice! You: Yup. You have disconnected.[/quote] lulz
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i want your cock. You: ... You: f*** troll! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
USA VERSUS CANADA: The Final Reckoning [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: country? You: US Stranger: jerk Stranger: i'm from canada You: okay You: why am I a jerk? Stranger: because you're american Stranger: americans are jerk Stranger: therefore Stranger: you are a jerk Stranger: logic You: That's awfully.... You: True You: I congratulate you You: This year's winner of Smartest Person of the Year Award is... You: You Stranger: my generalizations are correct 100% of the time Stranger: you will learn to appreciate this You: From Canada Stranger: don't patronize me Stranger: get it Stranger: patronize You: BREAKING NEWS Stranger: because americans are so patriotic You: America, from learning that they are all jerks, decided to nuke themselves. Stranger: rofl i'm hilarious You: More on the subject at 9 You: Now here's kid from Canada Stranger: and all the radiation moved on up to canada? You: no You: down to brazil and mexico You: where nothing of value was lost Stranger: except a couple good soccer players You: yeah Stranger: and brasilian hotties You: But who cares Stranger: that's all though You: yeah You: that is a shame You: Well You: What are your thought on the subject, New Leader of the World, Kid from Canada? Stranger: i don't give a flying fuck one way or the other You: You heard it here first on Omegle news You: Kid from Canada does not give a flying fuck You: How do you plan to resolve the famine in Africa? Stranger: nuke Stranger: not nuke africa Stranger: nuke you. You: Hm. You: How would that help, sir? Stranger: one nuke obviously wasn't enough You: Pfft You: I'm not Japan You: If Japan survived 2 nukes You: im sure I can survive at least 3 You: and everyone knows You: Canada has only one nuke. Stranger: you must think you're pretty tough Stranger: who are you, the white 50 cent? Stranger: except instead of living from bullets Stranger: you live from nuclear explosions? You: No. You: I AM 50 CENT Stranger: YOU HAVE ONLY ONE NUKE Stranger: DON'T FUCKING GO AROUND DISSING CANADA'S IMPRESSIVE MILITARY FORCE You: hahaa Stranger: WE WILL ASS RAPE YOU LIKE WE DID IN THE 1800'S You: "Canada" "Impressive Military Force" You: That's a good one. Stranger: let me FUCKING tell you You: And nice use of Caps Lock, You: Really emphasizes your yelling. You: Oh please enlighten me Stranger: thanks, i use it in emergency situations Stranger: so how old are you? You: Fifty You: as in 50 Cent You: Yes. Stranger: i couldn't hate you more right now if you came to my house and shit on my face while i slept You: Well You: Actually You: I have to tell you something You: You didn't shit the bed You: Tats my shit You: I shit your bed. You: But not your face Stranger: you're fucking badass You: Fuck yeah Stranger: i bet you down 10 shots of moonshine at a time while having multiple orgies with the brasilian hotties you saved from the nuclear blast right before it hit Stranger: OH WAIT Stranger: NO YOU DON'T Stranger: jerk owned You: I can't tell if you're going along with it or if you are truly angry. You: ands thats quite a feat You: Hmmm You: Angry Canadian... You: Or You: Fellow Troll.... You: Hmmm Stranger: or fellow canadian Stranger: solved Stranger: you're from canada You: No, not really You: I wouldn't have internet You: i'd live in the tundra You: yes Stranger: har har har You: which brings me to my next question You: ARE YOU FROM CANDA? You: CANADA? Stranger: of course Stranger: i like hockey and good beer and good women Stranger: none of which the us is any good at Stranger: OH You: Haha You: why would I want to be good at Hockey You: who the fuck cares about hockey You: seriously Stranger: people who don't like basebore, a bunch of black guys being tall, and homo-erotic ass grabbing (american football) You: amerkuh You: yeah You: freedoms You: n shit You: yyeeah You: nas-kar You: yyeeeeeah You: amurkur Stranger: boy, i would beat the grittle right out'a your damn mouth Stranger: i would You: Grittle? You: I think you mean You: Grille You: Because I am 50 Cent Stranger: i don't know the fucking lingo Stranger: because Stranger: I AM CANADIAN You: So you're saying Canadians don't know lingo? Stranger: just this particular canadian You: Hm Stranger: every other canadian is smart, cultured and well educated Stranger: which is why we elected steven harper Stranger: look it up Stranger: i'm hilarious You: Half your country is French You: that in itself should say something Stranger: if by half you mean less than 1/10th, you are right You: yeah You: i did, actually Stranger: besides, we can just send them in on the front lines if we ever fight Stranger: and you wouldn't be able to bear the smell Stranger: owned. You: but they would just surrender Stranger: we havent' quite worked past that part in the plan yet You: Yeah Stranger: what we do know is that america sucks Stranger: because they have stupid stuff You: Yeah man fight the power You: yeeah You: yyeeeah You: you know what You: this is the 6th time ive done this to a canadian You: ill be truthful You: i am You: the Canadian government You: im buildinig up your hate for America You: so that when we declare war on them You: you guys will support it You: but actually You: im a double agent Stranger: i bet you can't even name one person in the canadian government besides harper (who i just named a moment ago) You: because once you invade america You: we will just nuke your shit You: because Stranger: igloos are nuke resistant You: AMURRKUUUUH Stranger: sorry You: shit You: shit shit shit You: shiiiit You: back to the drawing board Stranger: FIRE YOUR SHIT Stranger: but you are le tired You: ill have a nap Stranger: THEN FIRE THE FUCKING MISSILES You: man You: thats from like You: 2001 You: i remember that shit Stranger: some old school for ya You: are You: are you REALLY from Canada? Stranger: yes You: are you typing a fucking book You: spit it out Stranger: it said i was typing this whole time? Stranger: lol bugged shit You: yup Stranger: i just started typing like 2 seconds before you said that You: lawl You: You know what kid You: I like you You: Maybe I was wrong about Canada You: Maybe.. You: Maybe I can learn to love... You: And stop being a jerk.... You: Maybe.... Stranger: we'll fucking backstab you the second you grow weak You: Which is never You: So good luck with that plan nigger You: Thats like threatening to backstab You: Uh You: shit Stranger: a behemoth You: yeah You: i was gonna say You: what do you believe in Stranger: nothing, because i'm not retarded You: Okay. You: Okay, uh You: Thats like trying to backstab You: a dinosaur? You: also, you have no knife to bacckstab with Stranger: well, you could if it was a weaker dinosaur You: yeah but no You: this is a dinosaur You: you cannot kill dinosaurs You: they are You: dinosaurs Stranger: i bet i could You: shit, man You: this one buddy of mine You: he tried that You: got fuckin layed out You: shoulda seen it Stranger: his mind was weak You: Naw dude You: his name was Jesus Stranger: from sinning You: You think Jesus was crucified? You: Naw You: A fuckin dinosaur killed him Stranger: it would have probably been a neoplurodon that did it Stranger: can't trust those fucking neoplurodons You: I think it was it's cousin. You: Or something. You: I don;t know You: Point is You: it was a dinosaur You: andi t killed You: jesus Stranger: it's more believable than the bible Stranger: ZING You: thats not a zing You: thats more like Stranger: you're not a zing You: a zong You: maybe a zeng You: but not a zing You: not fast enough You: or witty enough You: good You: but not enough Stranger: pft Stranger: you have been a worthy opponent You: Mmyes Stranger: but it is time for me to depart You: Canada Stranger: food has arrived You: I will meet you again You: canada You: mark my words Stranger: i'll be ready Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: JAH RADIOOOOOOO You: Ja mon Stranger: rastafarianismmmmm You: I'm a neo-nazi. Stranger: I'm post-apocalyptic Stranger: we should form a band You: Dethklok Stranger: Sounds awesome. Stranger: We need to do some covers of Deathmole, though. You: I call drums, what can you play? Stranger: Bass guitar and my ribcage. You: Are your ribs tuned properly? Stranger: Of course. Polished, too. You: Kudos for you sir. Stranger: right, we need a lead Stranger: know anyone who can sing like he tore open his throat? You: No, but I can find a singer and tear his throat open. Stranger: That'd work just as well. You: What about rythem and lead guitars? Stranger: rhythm, mind. We can get some zombie robots to play that part. Stranger: We just need to go into a cemetery into the future. Stranger: Got a spare time machine? You: Got a couple, onces got aids on it though. Stranger: Farak. You: Accidenty landed in a YMCA concert and it got infected. Stranger: Shit. Stranger: Oh wait Stranger: we can kidnap santana Stranger: and demand the ransom be all our equipment and a decent guitarist Stranger: then we kill the guitarist and keep santana. You: Perfect. Stranger: Right, where do we perform? You: On top of a live volcano with people sacrificing themselfs nearby sound good? Stranger: Sounds wicked. One problem though Stranger: How the fuck do we get signed with a record label? You: Kidnap a band from a big label, demand the ransom be a 20 year contract then kill the band. Stranger: I don't think that trick would work twice. Stranger: Oh, wait Stranger: we can throw the guys from Westlife into a dumpster. Stranger: How that would get us a record label, I dunno Stranger: but it'd do the world a load of good You: While were at it, lets use that clean time machin to prevent emo's from being made. Stranger: sounds like a plan Stranger: we'd need to eliminate the etymological root cause, though You: Guess we'll be visiting ye ol' goths. Stranger: which means we'll need to assassinate john lennon before he recorded Imagine You: Guess we could do that too. You: Hippy's are just as bad as emo's. Stranger: naah, they're cool Stranger: you just walk on by Stranger: and say Stranger: FREE LOOOOOOVE MAAAAAN Stranger: and they give you free pot Stranger: I swear, it works every time. You: I prefer ground up baby bones, but whatever works. Stranger: to each his own, dude Stranger: wait Stranger: are those good with paprika? You: Sometimes, long as it wasen't a fatty. Stranger: Alright! Stranger: When you getting your next shipment? You: Soon as the bitch aborts the next meat-sack. You: About 2-3 days. Stranger: Shit. Stranger: What'll we do till then? You: Huff burn bees and paint? You: Could try snorting fiberglass, heard it gives you a good tickle. Stranger: boring. Let's go break into David Hasselhoff's penthouse and see if he has a bigger gay porn collection than Michael Jackson. You: I call stealing his car. Stranger: think he has pam an's phone number? Stranger: or her last set of tits? You: Maybe You: Oh oh! You: Then we can chain his balls to the bumper and do 180 down the street with him screaming like a loli on her first time. Stranger: AWESOME Stranger: I actually lolled at that. You: As did I. Stranger: shit, man, is it just me Stranger: or does his license plate read 2FUK2DRNK You: Not sure, I threw his plates at some people on a bus stop last time I stole his car. Stranger: Oh wait Stranger: Last time? Stranger: I think I read about you in the newspaper You: I "Borrow" is car every 3 months for fun. Stranger: you were the guy who stole that bentley and drove all the way to Montenegro, then downed sixteen gallons of vodka in the international drinking contest, amirite? You: Was 16.8 gallons actually. Stranger: You're my hero <3 You: Why thank you. Stranger: Oh, wait, what's that up in the sky? You: Michael jacksons kid? Stranger: naah, above the building Stranger: it's your next shipment, I think. Here, take a look through the binoculars Stranger: it's a helicopter with a painting of a dragon fucking a blonde on the side You: These arn't binoculars, there's CP in the lenses! Stranger: holy shit Stranger: that's inconspicuous 4chan that's permanently set on furry! Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooo! You: KHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! 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somewhere onna net Stranger: who knows You: Oh well Stranger: right, care to exchange contacts? Stranger: namely, MSN? You: Perhaps Stranger: (Email Adress) You: Added.[/quote] Good times.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: im a horny lesbian looking for pics Stranger: u got any? You: asdasdasdasdasdsa You have disconnected.[/quote] Dat ass... I believe I ended that too early, perhaps I should have posted this [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat/ily_babe05/ew.jpg?o=13[/url] and continued I tried again, only to find a random idiot [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: SHEEP?! You: OH YEA Stranger: YOU'RE NOT NIKKI. D< You: 3: Stranger: D: D: D: Stranger: i'm looking for my bestest buddy. You: o sry Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:00PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi there You: hai Stranger: how you doin You: fine, u Stranger: meh cant complain im just thinknig Stranger: thinking* Stranger: should i get a breast implant or not You: yes Stranger: yeah but then there not real Stranger: and theyr kinda big now You: Nobody realy gives a fuck, as long as they're big Stranger: o your sweet wanan catch up somtime and you can see for yourself? You: sure Stranger: kool to let uno i got a huge penus Stranger: RICK ROLLD You: Sweet Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] what a dumb troll
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello Stranger: hii Stranger: wuddup You: nm You: ON da computer Stranger: no kiddding You: nothing else, really Stranger: lmao bored? Stranger: with life? You: yeah, why else would i be omegle lol Stranger: wanna jump off a bridge with me? Stranger: lmao good point Stranger: your practical Stranger: i like that You: why would you want to jump off a bridge? D: Stranger: BECUZ LIFE SUCKS You: yeah You: but death is worse Stranger: but i wanna see what heaven is Stranger: dont you? You: I don't believe. You: Sorry. You: :( Stranger: oh yur liek dat You: I really wish I could Stranger: aight Stranger: fine Stranger: lol You: But I can't Stranger: why not? You: I just can't You: I don't find it logical Stranger: then dont wish Stranger: bcuz in a way, living liek that is a good thing Stranger: so you're not like a religion or anythign? You: WEll You: Everyone thinks I'm a Christian You: but i don't have the heart to tell them im not Stranger: but you're really not =O Stranger: ooo Stranger: well yea, i mean i dont blam you Stranger: that's kinda hard to do Stranger: u a boy ? Stranger: or a girL? You: yeah You: boy Stranger: aight Stranger: but i mean liek . does that bother you a lot? You: what Stranger: not being able to say wut u r and shit? You: yeah You: kind of You: the thing that i am most afraid of Stranger: but then y dont you just say it? You: is that i am wrong You: if i am You: i will go to hell Stranger: how are you wrong? You: and that is Stranger: dude; if you dont believe that You: fucking terrifying Stranger: its not gonna happen You: i know You: but just the thought Stranger: then dont think about it You: jsut the very small smal lchance i am wrong You: hell You: the epitome of suffering Stranger: ok, GOD isn't gonna punish you like dat. Stranger: he actually has a heart unlike regular people who are influenced by shit that goes on in our lame ass world, i mean nothing is our fault Stranger: you wont suffer Stranger: where are you from btw/ You: New Jersey You: Yourself? Stranger: same You: Really? You: South? Stranger: sure You: South Jersey? Stranger: uh hhuuh Stranger: and now my stepdad is coming to beat me Stranger: so i have to go You: are you fucking serious Stranger: oh god Stranger: life sucks Stranger: no choice You: call the cops Stranger: just like you Stranger: wish i cud You: i msorry You: good luck Stranger: well thanks You: call the cops on his ass Stranger: doesnt rlly help You: i know i wish i could Stranger: youre sweet Stranger: thanks L( Stranger: :) Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Well, that was depressing.
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