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You: hai
Stranger: HELLO
You: sweet! someone who types in all caps!
Stranger: haaaiiiiii
You: aw
You: oh well
You: :L
Stranger: WHATSU
Stranger: P
You: NMU?
You: YOU IRRITATE ME
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You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH
You: AGH
You: AGH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh
You: AAAAAAAGH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
You: HNGH
You: NGH
You: HRNNG
You: HRNGH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH
You: AGH
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You: AAGH[/quote]
wut
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You:
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....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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..............\.............\...YOU
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lol
lolwut? i just got a 16 year old models msn addy ^^
and pics :P
[quote]You: WILD ABRA USED FLAMETHROWER
Stranger: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Nice.
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Stranger: hi
You: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Stranger: is that code?
You: yes
Stranger: for black cum
You: i bet yo ucant figure it out
Stranger: are you a female?
You: yes
Stranger: why don't you like white milk...i have plenty
You: that turns me on
Stranger: it should
Stranger: trade pics?
Stranger: i am 17 from illinois male
You: yea but you dont liek chocolate milk
You: l8r[/quote]
:j:
You: salutations
Stranger: aloha
You: welcome to my evil lair
Stranger: let me be the one that shines with you
You: IM DOING THE TALKING HERE
You: THIS IS MY EVIL LAIR!
You: anyways
Stranger: okokok
You: would you like some tea?
Stranger: yeah please
You: ah fantastic
You: here you are
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: how old r u?
You: i am evil therefore i shall eventualy figure out how to live forever
You: therefore my age is irrelivant
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE U???
You: HEY THIS IS MY EVIL LAIR! NO SHOUTING!
You: you may awake the messenger pigeons
Stranger: TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: >.<
You: oh dear it seems you awoke the messenger pigeons
You: well, good luck fending them off!
Stranger: tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: sick
You: hot
Stranger: so hot
You: so hot
You: its sick
Stranger: im sick o shit
You: k
You: got buttplug?
Stranger: yes in me
You: kool
Stranger: u
You: female?
You: nah I dont use those
Stranger: why not
You: not gay
You: u?
Stranger: not gay either
You: k
You: so you're a woman then?
Stranger: yes
You: k
Stranger: what do u want
You: hm
You: Vagina
Stranger: i got that. its stuffed full now
You: kool
You: pics
Stranger: no idk u
You: :<
Stranger: u have to keep me horny
You: kay
You: what do I get?
Stranger: the satisfaction from an imaginary love making
You: sounds kool
Stranger: get started
You: Kay
You: So what are you wearing?
Stranger: just a thong
You: k
You: hot
You: I'm in my boxers
Stranger: take them off
You: kay
You: *slowly takes my boxers off, revealing my huge cock*
Stranger: o yes how big
You: 10"
Stranger: ooh i want it so bad
You: I bet you do
You: *Waves it around*
Stranger: im getting wet
You: mm
You: *slips a finger down your thong and touches your wet pussy*
Stranger: put it in me
You: Yes m'am
You: *Pulls down your thong, and pushes my cock inside your pussy*
You: Take it!
Stranger: i will sir!
You: *Begins to pound you hard, almost lifting you in the air by the movement*
Stranger: o fuck! harder
You: *Goes even faster, and harder*
You: *spanks your butt*
Stranger: spank me more
You: *spanks both your buttcheecks*
Stranger: im a dirty little slut
Stranger: punish me
You: *licks your tits while spanking you*
Stranger: gag me
You: Cock in mouth or other?
Stranger: for real. punish me
You: *Puts your panties in your mouth, spanks you again and pound you harder in your pussy with my cock*
Stranger: ahh yes! fuck fuck fuck!!!
You: *Cums all inside your pussy*
You: Time for a new position *evil grin*
Stranger: oh yes im such a nasty whore
You: *turns you around and pushes you foward so you reveal your hot ass to me*
You: Time for you to be punished you little slut
Stranger: do me hard
You: *Puts my cock in your ass and spanks you hard*
Stranger: make me cry
Stranger: pound me
You: *Spanks you more, harder and faster*
You: *pounds your tight asshole hard*
You: Take it bitch!
Stranger: treat me like the slut i am
You: Ooh yes I will
Stranger: give it to me so hard. i want ur huge cock in my ass
You: *violently pounds your ass over and over again, forcing you to scream in pain and pleasure*
Stranger: ahhh fuucck!!!
Stranger: put it in my mouth!
You: Oh yes, was already planning on that!
You: *Splurts all over your ass, pulls it out and turns you around*
You: Time to taste the sweet mix of juices
You: *Puts it in your mouth, forcing it deep down your throat*
Stranger: o yes shove it down my throat
You: *With an almost choking grip around your neck I violently force it down your throat, over and over again*
Stranger: yesss!!!! i am so wet
Stranger: harder make me ur slave!!
You: *slaps your face* Take it you little cumslut
You: *more and more I pump into your throat of my large meat stick*
Stranger: i will mister
Stranger: please do it
You: *cums in your throat as well as over your face, some of it pours down over your titties*
Stranger: yes i lick it all up and swallow every last drop
You: Yeah! Lick it all up your horny little slut
Stranger: yes sir! im still horny and want more
You: You have gotten your dose for today, I'm in command here!
You: You little slut, come back tomorrow and I might give you what you need
Stranger: yes sir ill do what u want
You: You'd better
Stranger: what will u do to me if i dont
You: I will strap you to a machine and violently rape you in all your holes for as long as you love
You: liev*
You: live*
You: If you manage that long
Stranger: ooh yes i want it so rough
You: Sucks for you that you wont ever meet me again then?, also I bet you're a guy IRl, as all women gotta stay in the kitchen
You: cya slut
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
Hot.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 'Ello.
Stranger: make me a sandwich?
You: What kind of sandwich?
Stranger: grilled cheese
You: A grilled cheese sandwich of DEATH? o:
You:
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: no but i do want a milkshake of DEATH!
You: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!
You: MUAHAHAHAHA
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Meh. :downs:
[quote]Stranger: horny?
You: baby u know i am
Stranger: m/f?
You: whatever u want me to be
Stranger: which one?
You: which one do u like best?
Stranger: girls
You: ok
Stranger: ok what
You: im a girl then
Stranger: dude ure fuckin weird is what the hell u r[/quote]
lol
[QUOTE]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I AM....
You: ...JESUS
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from/
Stranger: ?
You: Nazareth, you?
Stranger: jeremy
You: nice...
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: where r u frome
Stranger: from
You: Nazareth
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: cool
Stranger: you too
You: yep
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male, you?
Stranger: me too
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
What.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;15972916]A lot of users here know about and go on Omegle, which is basically an anonymous chatting service. You're free to post unfunny chatlogs about it here and receive a glorious amount of boxes. (I still think it looks like a folder rather than a box.)
[url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
Just click "Start a chat" and do whatever you want. Be warned that about half of it is ruled by trolls. Others are mixed in with nice people, Koreans and weirdos. Skip my chats below if you want. They're more of an example.
I find asking for fake people is always entertaining.
This one's long and shitty.
This is pretty long.
My first try at being a child abductor
Still not going into my van...
Damnit.
Aw.
Fucking FINALLY.[/QUOTE]
hahahahaha
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Dan?
Stranger: ya!
You: Thank god...you hide the stuff?
Stranger: ya!
You: and my 50%'s in the cupboard?
Stranger: yup
You: ya!
You: Daniel Radcliffe, *cough* again?
Stranger: wait wat stuff again
You: the stuff we stole last night
Stranger: wat did we steal again?!
You: the car, few bricks, keg of moonshine
Stranger: wat the fuck i am the police
You: crap
You: you didn't hear anything
You have disconnected.
Best chat I ever had :[
[quote=Best chat EVER]
You: Hi there
Stranger: hey
Stranger: I see you're typing
Stranger: oh
Stranger: not anymore
You: Yes.
You: I see you were just typing.
You: And you did.
You: With words.
Stranger: DONT MOCK ME
You: HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN' DAWG
Stranger: SHOOT, NEGRO PLEASE
Stranger: :X
You: HOLD UP, NIG
You: YOU TALKIN' TO ME, BRO?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: I assume its just the two of us.
You: Heh
Stranger: i mean.
You: Yes.
You: I was going to pop the "Sex Offendor" line on you, but aborted that plan.
You: You're funny, is why.
Stranger: why thank you
Stranger: I thought of this little bit
Stranger: on how the first thong was invented, care to hear it?
You: I would, actually.
Stranger: it involves a blind chick
Stranger: well
You: Woah
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: dont get all antsy on me now
Stranger: here it is
You: Didn't expect that as a start, really >_>
Stranger: The first thong was discovered by a blind chick who was fumbling around for her eyepatches. She mistook her eyepatch for her undies, and POW
You: Brilliant :D
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: dont get me started
Stranger: on...
Stranger: uh
Stranger: tank tops?
You: Cut the sleeves off...?
Stranger: WITH A MACHETE
You: BAM, TANK TOP ACHIEVED
Stranger: arms included
You: What
You: LOL
Stranger: EVEN BETTER
Stranger: THEY USED THE SLAP CHOP
You: Hehe
You: I can imagine
You: Guerillas in South America
You: Slap chopping government militia in the rain forest
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: BUT WAIT
Stranger: THERES MORE
You: :O
Stranger: if they called now, they would receive a complementary shamwow, to dehydrate the rainforest
You: lul
You: I heard those don't exactly work. At all.
Stranger: and turn it into north dakota
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i heard the same
You: O Rlyeh?
Stranger: Yarly
Stranger: I'm getting lonely, I think i'll glue two eyes, a small wig, and wax lips to my hand
You: Heh
Stranger: AND USE IT AS A PUPPET. dont think I didnt know
Stranger: what you where thinking
You: Woah
You: First thoughts weren't anywhere
You: Second thoughts were "Make it give you a blowjob"
Stranger: they usually arent.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well then
Stranger: 20 points.
You: :D?
Stranger: another 50 points if you give me your pappies credit card.....mmmmmmmmmm
You: Hmmm
Stranger: xD
Stranger: eh
You: Que
Stranger: NO
You: SI
Stranger: porque?
You: Donde estan mis hongos?
Stranger: no lo tengo su hongos
You: Donde estan mis PINCHE hongos?!
Stranger: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
You: xD
Stranger: CHECK UNDER THE COUCH
Stranger: OR SOMETHING
You: :L
You: I checked the couch
You: Nothing but loose change
You: And dead cats
Stranger: oh my
You: >_>
Stranger: nothing like a dead pussy to collect dirt and dust under a strangers couch.
You: :0
Stranger: what.
Stranger: did I stutter?
Stranger: So I'm writing a book
You: Uhm
You: Cool
Stranger: right
You: So am I
Stranger: and I'd like to say
Stranger: its coming along nicely
Stranger: NO FUCKING WAY
You: Yeah <_<
Stranger: for srs?
You: I have to get my brain running moar, for ideas.
You: Yes
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ME TOO
You: Only done the first chapter so far
You: Thinking too far ahead to concentrate on it starting out
Stranger: I was doing a book before this, got to chap 4, but then gave up, it got too far-fetched
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: the plot started getting wacked out, I mean, the idea was, "Some guy prints his own underground newspaper which DOESN
Stranger: T
Stranger: Doesnt*
Stranger: instill horror into its text, unlike commercial papers
Stranger: and it becomes famous
Stranger: and widely read, and changes the american way of life
You: Sounds sexy
You: Wait
Stranger: well
Stranger: the CURRENT american way of life (fear, etc.)
You: Oh
You: So, it's basically "Good newspaper makes life better foar ervrywon :D"
Stranger: yes
Stranger: good news, good life
Stranger: you read the same horrible shit everyday, guess what you're days gonna be like
You: Heavenly
You: "Look, a family of fishers got raped in somalia. AGAIN. But today, I get my raise :)"
Stranger: xD
Stranger: so
Stranger: whats your book about
You: Post-apocalyptic gibberish
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that topic always interested me
You: Yeah
You: But as I put the story together
Stranger: I always imagined post-apocalyptic scenery to have an eiere orange-green glow, which I kinda dug.
Stranger: as you put it together....?
You: It started to sound like The Road
Stranger: The Road?
Stranger: never read it
You: The Road is a post-apocalyptic book by Cormac McCarthy
You: Really good story
You: Continuing from there, I started to think ahead too far
You: Like "Oh, wait, I just thought of something that could happen LATER ON!"
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: yeah, I know what you mean
Stranger: and it just streches out
Stranger: wayyyyy to far
You: Yeah
You: I could be continuing on the second chapter
Stranger: there are so many twists, yet no compelling base story
Stranger: right?
You: Then, I start thinking of something, like an Epilogue :L
You: Yeah
Stranger: yeah, thats always tough
You: "It was a sad day for Jimmy. His ball popped on the barb-wire fence that surrounded the house. THA IND"
Stranger: xD
Stranger: it exploded like a katchup filled balloon
You: Then, birds crapped in the pool
You: Even though the pool was already a hazard to step into
Connection asploded.
[/quote]
As I started to enjoy the chat more and more, my connection fucked up and cut the chat :(
[b]Edit:[/b]
After that, what do ya know. Yet another Asian person :[
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You: Hey there
You: You, uhh, you get that briefcase?
Stranger: 你好
You: Uhhm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hey im a member of the i have a penis club are you a member of the i have a vagina club?
You: why yes i am
Stranger: age?
You: what ranking member are you in the i have a penis club?
You: by the way i am 17
Stranger: number one, of course
You: haha
You: now i know you're lying
You: because i am president
You: OF BOTH CLUBS
You: OHOH YEAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
yeah
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: an other crazy person?
You: well
You: I dont think so
You: Are you crazy?
Stranger: oh, what a relieve
You: Do you play Team Fortress 2?
Stranger: wll, im not so normal, but i dont think crazy
Stranger: no, thats for nerd guys
You: What
You: dud
You: you
Stranger: loosers you know
Stranger: are you one?
You: Oh no you didn't, girlfriend
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: you are a fatty?
You: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN
You: No
You: I'm pretty skinny
You: Like
Stranger: playing computer games all day?
You: you can easily see my ribcages
You: No, I have a thing called school
Stranger: why dont you get out and do some sports
Stranger: and become a man
You: I do
Stranger: yeah?
You: I run like, 4 kilometres every day
Stranger: what do you play?
You: I don't play sport, I run
Stranger: u like football?
Stranger: oh man,
Stranger: that is no competitiomn
Stranger: competition
You: Team Fortress 2 is competition
Stranger: yeah, a nerdy one
You: Not really
You: Quite leaping onto the bandwagon
Stranger: computer games suck
Stranger: where are you from amigo=?
You: OMG GAIZ DAT PLEH COMPOOPER GAEMS R SO NERDAZY ROFLOLOCOPTER
Stranger: sure amigo
You: are you spanish
Stranger: no
Stranger: pero puedo hablar español
Stranger: can you?
You: I speak English
Stranger: only english? that`s to bad
You: i tried to learn Japanese
You: I can say a few things
Stranger: when u were playing games i was learning
You: Like my name is so-so
Stranger: so, so, so looser!!
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: What's your IQ?
Stranger: 139
You: Because I think you're going through a stage where it sharply drops
Stranger: yours?
You: Dude
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
You: 139 IQ at 21?
You: What
Stranger: why?
You: IQ only works for kids
You: Physical age + Mental age x 100
Stranger: what r u saying? man?
You: I'm saying that the older you get, the more IQ you have
Stranger: i bet my ass im smarter that you
You: you bet your ass, you're older than me
You: but if I win
Stranger: how old are you amigo?
You: i am 16
Stranger: so, this week you start 11 garde?
You: we dont have grades in my country
You: we have years
Stranger: and which country is that?
You: pretty much the same thing though
You: like, im in year 11
Stranger: well, i was right then
Stranger: where are you from amigo?
You: 11 years at school
You: Guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tbut you have to tell me your continet at least
You: Australasia
Stranger: continent*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Vietnam
You: Vietnam is in Asia
You: Not Australasia
Stranger: what the fuck is australasia
You: Australia, Polynesia, New Zealand
Stranger: never heard of it
You: That sort of stuffz
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: then...
Stranger: you are from Papua Guinea
You: no
You: Whst
You: what
You: Are
You: You
You: Smoking?
Stranger: Fiji?
Stranger: a lot of weed... but thats an other story
You: oic
You: onion in cock
Stranger: cebolla en la poronga?
Stranger: say whaaaaattt?
Stranger: are you gonna tell me where are you from fatty?
You: Oh, FFS
You: French Fucked Sister
You: OMGWTFBBQ A FLYING SEAGULL
[QUOTE]You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: both
Stranger: rly
You: rly
Stranger: cyber
You: no
You: human[/QUOTE]
Message is too short
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You: Hello.
Stranger: HI
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
You: how'd you find out about Omegle?
Stranger: sister
Stranger: NO PICS
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: yes
You: and I have a gf
You: :<
Stranger: SHE UGLY
Stranger: I FUCKED HER
Stranger: IT WAS NICE
Stranger: FAT ASS PUSSY
You: no, it's actually very normal sized
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
blnkquot
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Stranger: angela?
You: sup bra?
You: omg what?
You: how u knw my name?
Stranger: ive been looking for you everywhere bra
You: i am scared nao
Stranger: dont be
Stranger: you know me
You: who is this?
Stranger: john
You: john who?
Stranger: from high schoool silly
You: i know one or two johns
Stranger: brown hair.....
You: ooooh not the one with glasses?
Stranger: no
You: oh hey lol
You: ^^
Stranger: hiya
You: hey do you know how james is? he seemed quite upset lastnight
Stranger: yea i talked to him earlier today
You: u find out whats up?
You: im quite worried bout him
Stranger: im sorry bra
Stranger: ahahahahahaha
You: what?
Stranger: i know this isnt you angela
You: wait...this isnt john?
You: ok whats ur sisters name
Stranger: it is john
You: ?
Stranger: emily
You: oh lol it is you!
You: i was like wtf stranger danger
Stranger: ahahahha that would have been weird
You: yeah this omegle thing cn be dangerous 4 a girl like me
You: to many pedos
Stranger: i know it can be
Stranger: you should be careful
You: they are all like asl? and i leave straight away
Stranger: ahahaha i play along
You: haha thats mean!
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: its fun
You: lol
You: what if they are like wanking over you?
Stranger: thats kind of hot
Stranger: ahahaha jk
You: eeeewwww
Stranger: i dont care
You: that is yuky
Stranger: anyways angela
Stranger: i have to go
You: ok cya bbs
Stranger: byeeee
Stranger: talk to you soon
You: send me an email sumtym or a txt
Stranger: ok i will i promise
Stranger: bye
You: and when you do say "hey bbs lets fuck" and i will play along. im in a horny mood atm
Stranger: hmm im horny too
You: hehe cnt wait for ur txt xx
Stranger: ill send it straight away bye bbs
You: cyaaa xx <3
Stranger: then ill go to your house and we can do it for real
Stranger: cant wait for that
You: ummm idk bbs
You: another time though
Stranger: why?
You: im a bit busy
You: call me though ^^
Stranger: ok well then.....bye
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Stranger: hi
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A rather lifeless outing tbh
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Jacob
Stranger: im sara
Stranger: where do u live?
You: USA
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old?
You: 16
Stranger: im 20
Stranger: do u know about porn?
You: what male doesn't
Stranger: good
Stranger: im horny right now
Stranger: so tease me
You: OHGOD
Stranger: why jacob??
You: IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD IN THESE KIND OF SITUATIONS
You: Uh... Uhh...
Stranger: why?
You: I cast magic missile for 10 damage!!!
You: Gotta go, bye!!
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btw that's my real first name :c00l:
[editline]no one will get this[/editline]
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: my name Vladimir
You: AND I'M HERE TO FORCE YOU TO BUY BOAT
Stranger: try me
You: perfect for human trafficking!
You: because you will not get wife any other way!
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[editline]03:49AM[/editline]
I think I hold a new record.
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:ohdear:
You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: Pancakes are better
You: NO
You: WAFFLES > PANCAKES
Stranger: Pancakes OWN
You: hurr hurr
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Stranger: hi
You: hiya sexy
Stranger: m/f?
You:
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Stranger: why?
You: cuz i said so
You: bend over
Stranger: and?
You: im putting my penis in you
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lulz
Omegle conversation log 2009-08-18
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Stranger: hi
You: It's 2:40 in the fucking morning
You: Why are you so happy.
Stranger: because I love you
You: :{D
You: HAPPY FACE
You: WITH A MOUSTACHE
You: [url]http://dagobah.biz/flash/dance_party_1337.swf[/url]
Stranger: MOUSTACHE!!!
You: Indeed, moustache
You: What's the score here, child?
You: Are you with THEM?
You: EH?
You: SPIT IT OUT!
You: FUCK
Stranger: excuse me?
Stranger: wtf r u babbling about?
You: You know what I'm talking about, you god damned zipperhead.
Stranger: ur high arent u?
You: Fucking niggers hanging from my family tree, that's what I'm talking about.
You: FUCK
Stranger: yup, definitely high
You: Fuck!
Stranger: DUDE!!! THERES A FUCKING GIANT CHIPMUNK ON YOUR HEAD!!!
You: Why do you keep assuming my name is High?!
You: It's Oswald
You: You fairy FUCK!
Stranger: no, youre definitely high
Stranger: pot? crack? lsd?
You: I've never met anyone with that particular moniker before.
You: You leave Crack LSD alone
Stranger: wow... thats a big word for a druggie
You: He's from Scandinavia, he can't help what his parents named him!
You: Pfft
You: How old are you boy?
You: Have you seen pussy in your life?
Stranger: dude you must be totally WHAKED OUT OF YUR MIND!
You: Aside from your sister, of course
You: O.O
Stranger: yes, and i dont have a sis
You: Oh, that's what you think
You: Your parents have been LYING to you Trevor?
You: Is that your name?
You: Well it is now.
Stranger: dude, i hate trever
Stranger: trevor*
You: It's TREVOR
You: You dumb-fuck
Stranger: no that kids a jackass!
You: I'll scoop your fucking eyes out with a rusty spork
You: Feed em to my carrion black-cock
You: HAHAHAHA
You: Fuck!
You: Sorry, little bit of tourettes
You: FUCK!
You: SHIT FUCK GOD DAMN
You: That's not tourettes
You: I just don't like you
You: FUCK
Stranger: dude... im surprised ur still conscious
You: Now that was
Stranger: with all the drugs
You: I'm surprised you're still YOUR MOTHER
You: OH
You: GOD DAMN
You: DOES IT HURT?1
Stranger: i feel sorry for you dude... you need some help
Stranger: seriously
You: Monsignor WHISKEY is all the help I need.
You: FUCK
You: YOUR
You: FACE
You: HAHAHAHA
You: :[D
Stranger: yup... theres yur problem
You: MOUSTACHE
You: YOU DUCK
You: YOU FUCKING
You: DUCK
Stranger: quack
You: YOU'RE A DUCK AREN'T YOU
Stranger: yes, im a duck named trevor
You: IN LEAGUE WITH THE MALLARD FASCISTS OF NORTHERN SCOTLAND
Stranger: i mean...
Stranger: quack
You: I FUCKING KNEW IT
You: Cut the shit you fruity, feathered mother FUCKER.
You: You fucker of mothers!
Stranger: quack
You: YOU DEFILER OF PATRIARCHS
You: DESTROYER
You: OF
You: CUNTS
Stranger: holy shit dude... how the hell are you using such big words while ur high?
Stranger: i mean...
Stranger: quack
You: EXPIE
You: ALLIE
You: DOXISUASD
You: FUCK
You: Righ
You: Then
You: Where was I?
You: Um...
Stranger: mallard facists
You: What?
Stranger: HE MALLARD FASCISTS OF NORTHERN SCOTLAND
You: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about.
Stranger: u said that
You: Are you on something?
Stranger: IN LEAGUE WITH THE MALLARD FASCISTS OF NORTHERN SCOTLAND
Stranger: naw dude...
You: Dude
Stranger: you are
You: Are you alright?
You: Where are you?
You: You might be overdosing.
You: Damn
Stranger: DONT YOU FUCKING TURN THE TABLES ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
You: Woah, woah
You: Someone's an angry drunk
Stranger: FUCK
You: I assume
You: Now now
You: Such words
You: In front of a stranger no less
You: God man
You: You must be American.
Stranger: YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!
You: I'm feeling really uncomfortable
You: ...
Stranger: ok im done
You: Aww
You: But we were having SUCH FUN!
You: YOU FRUITY FUCK
You: :{D
Stranger: lol
You: MOUSTACHE
Stranger: MOUSTACHE!!!
You: The fuck is this about facial hair now?
Stranger: [url]http://netramblings.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/moustache.jpg[/url]
You: Dude, you're fucking trippin balls man
Stranger: [url]http://www.fedbybirds.com/pics/moustache_competition.jpg[/url]
You: Dude, I'm not into that kind of stuff.
Stranger: [url]http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2003/06/moustache_pete.jpg[/url]
You: People who come onto omegle for sex, it's disgusting.
Stranger: dude... there moustaches
Stranger: i swear
You: And improper spelling
Stranger: true
Stranger: they're
You: I have half the mind to report you to the constabulary young man.
You: For massive ingestion of illegal substances.
Stranger: dude, i honestly thought you were whacked
Stranger: but i guess not
You: Why would I be "whacked"
Stranger: cuz so many people do that kinda stuff
You: I'm not the one who's reading things that aren't there.
Stranger: ok ok point taken
You: So far Trevor, I've gotten on to ask you how your sister is doing after our date, and you've been flipping out.
You: Talking about fucking your own mother, man.
You: Shit's not right, yo.
You: Shit's just not right.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: like i said
Stranger: im done
You: Good
You: Take the rest of the night to clear your head.
You: And tell your sister I'll be around tomorrow at noon.
Stranger: take it easy dude
You: For some unprotected sex
You: All right1
You: Are you going to disconnect?
You: EH?
Stranger: uh no... i thought u were
You: You are the one who said that YOU were done.
You: Fucking incompetent moron.
Stranger: done freakin out
You: Your mother should of thrown you off the pier
Stranger: dont start with me on that again
You: Wouldn't of grown up to fuck her.
You: That's for sure.
Stranger: you know what....
You: What?
Stranger: your name is Oedipus
Stranger: from now on
You: No, it's Oswald
Stranger: no
Stranger: Oedipus
You: You got the first letter right
You: You're learning
You: And I'm proud :)
Stranger: whatever you say Oedipus
You: Poor delusional boy
You: Yes... Oedipus...
You: Whatever you say
Stranger: youre not up on your greek mythology are you?
You: No, I've been through 10th grade English too.
Stranger: wow... thats exactly where i learned it too
Stranger: i think
You: See, Trevor?
You: I know you.
You: I'm your sister's boyfriend, remember?
Stranger: dude... i told you
You: Or are you still feeling the effect of them DRUGS?
Stranger: i dont have a sister
You: Sure you don't Trevor... sure you don't.
You: Look.
You: Just lie down.
Stranger: and im not trevor
You: Close your eyes
You: An ignore the shaking
Stranger: but you got the 1st letter
You: Try to get a good night's sleep
Stranger: stfu Oedipus
You: Let you body ride this unnaturally disgusting trip out.
You: Ok?
Stranger: no, you know what Oedipus? im sick of your shit!
Stranger: AND MY NAMES NOT TREVOR!
You: Ok?
You: Ok?
Stranger: i fucking hate that kid
You: Are you there?
You: It's so sad
You: You were once a good kid
You: Striving for a greater future
You: Loyal to the household
You: A little gay, but a good kid none the less
Stranger: dude... where the hell are you coming up with this stuff?
You: Where did it go wrong?
You: Is it when daddy left?
Stranger: you should write short stories or something
You: It's not your fault he was killed by the F.M.N.S
You: You know, the Fascist Mallards of Northern Scotland.
Stranger: oh
You: You wanted that ice cream so bad
You: And he went to the 7-11 and was gunned down.
You: Come to think of it... that kind of WAS your fault.
You: You killed your father.
You: You dick.
Stranger: i swear dude... you should write this stuff down
Stranger: its crazy but its good
You: So you still think it's all a dream eh?
You: I know the truth
You: Do you want to know?
Stranger: i do know
You: Feel the back of your head.
You: Do you feel the node?
You: That's where the lava-catalyst burrowed
Stranger: thats freaky shit dude... i dont have a node but thats still kinda freaky
You: It's suckling off the stem of your cerebral cortex
You: RIGHT
You: THIS
You: VERY
You: SECOND
Stranger: seriously... WRITE
You: You are imagining all of this Trevor!
Stranger: this very second!
You: Get off the keyboard!
You: Run to your bed!
You: The only place you can fight them is in your dreams!
You: GO!
Stranger: make me
You: I'll make you fuck your mother again you insolent cock-sucker!
You: NOW DO IT
You: FUCK
You: DAMN
Stranger: uh oh... here we go again
You: Where are we going, Trevor?
You: Tell me, what do you see?
Stranger: you tell me Oedipus
Stranger: the computer screen
You: My name is not FUCKING OEDIPUS
You: YOU LITTLE SHIT
You: It's Oswald Mc-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Zipperdick
Stranger: thats quite a name
You: Dr. Oswald McZipperdick, M.D.
Stranger: i dont think ill remember that
Stranger: so ill just call you Oedipus
Stranger: k?
You: Ugh, fine.
You: Enjoy your sad, delusional world.
Stranger: oh i do
Stranger: very much
You: I'll be by tomorrow to check on you.
You: And have unprotected sex with your sisters
You: All three of them
You: Without a condom
You: Again
You: and again
You: and again
You: Faster
You: and
Stranger: ya i got that much...
You: Faster
Stranger: youve got issues dude
You: Never stoping
You: Always thrusting
You: Good night :)
Stranger: your disgusting
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: YOU HAVE LONG DIK?
Stranger: ya
You: ok
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: do u hav deep pussy?
You: ya but tight
Stranger: wow
You: ;)
Stranger: show me ur pic
You: ok
Stranger: plz
Stranger: real one
You: florida
You: i need to upload it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do it
Stranger: plz
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 29
You: [url]http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr231/Skyrider_2008/n881325528_1566124_3208.jpg[/url]
You: dats me
Stranger: omg ...u r killer
Stranger: wow
You: wut
You: im sexy?
Stranger: yeah
You: ;d
Stranger: hotii
You: yea i owuld grind my pussy up against ur dick
Stranger: i can feel it baby
You: mm
Stranger: take i easy my dick is hard
You: ok...
You: my dick's hard too
Stranger: it can tear ur pussy
You: it's throbbing
Stranger: nice
You: ya
You: then is tick it up ur arse
You: and thrust
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Stranger: im a 16 year old female who is horny....interested?
You: Hello
You: I'm a 61 year old male who is horny....interested?
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[editline]05:18AM[/editline]
You: hello
Stranger: I made you an origami rose.
Stranger: But I lost it :(
You: :(
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[quote=Omegle]Stranger: Hi m usa
You: Himause![/quote]
:fuckyou:
[quote]Stranger: hi, this thing is crazy, just msg me on this site [url]http://cli.gs/8hMmzE[/url] its free to join, my name is bree723, lets chat![/quote]
Fucking Spammers.
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