• What should I do with my mom?
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Dress up as furries then run outside and bang on everyones doors
Go streaking together. ...then fuck her after that.
[QUOTE=Skidmarks;25878063]Dress up as furries then run outside and bang on everyones doors[/QUOTE] Holy shit, do this, but drive up to Hell, Michigan, and "yiff" That way you can yiff in hell :downs:
I can't live without snow. If I moved to a place like Florida or Mexico, I wouldn't last long. I pretty much need winter
I want to see it soooooooooooooo bad.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25878131]I want to see it soooooooooooooo bad.[/QUOTE] You'll see it. It will be magical. Then 5 minutes later you'll be sick of it and want it all to go away forever. That's what happens when you live in Michigan, is all I'm saying. The roads are bad enough as is. When it snows, it makes it that much worse. Fucking annoying.
Go get an ice cream.
Ha, thanks. x) I don't plan on permanently living somewhere cold for a long time. I can't stand the cold. It gets in my bones. I like the warm. :)
Snow is awesome, there's a certain atmosphere that comes with snow that is just great. Driving in snow sucks ass, though.
Everyone's acting like his mom's his girlfriend. ITS HIS FUCKING MOM.
Mmph, I hope it snows in Florida this year. It does up toward like, Tallahassee. Sometimes. About an inch or so. x)
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25878204]Everyone's acting like his mom's his girlfriend. ITS HIS FUCKING MOM.[/QUOTE] Welcome to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;25878188]Snow is awesome, there's a certain atmosphere that comes with snow that is just great. Driving in snow sucks ass, though.[/QUOTE] Driving in snow can be anything between the biggest fun ever to downright frightening.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25878225]Mmph, I hope it snows in Florida this year. It does up toward like, Tallahassee. Sometimes. About an inch or so. x)[/QUOTE]An inch? Haha that's not real snow. Go to Siberia in Russia mid-December, that's where the real stuff is
I would absolutely love to... but I have no way of doing that for a few years.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;25878250]Driving in snow can be anything between the biggest fun ever or downright frightening.[/QUOTE]Tell me about it. I live in Colorado, which is a pretty dry place. But last year the average temperature during winter was about -15 to -20 degrees. Roads were iced over so badly, I drove once or twice throughout the entire winter
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25878204]Everyone's acting like his mom's his girlfriend. ITS HIS FUCKING MOM.[/QUOTE] I don't treat my mum like a mother, I treat her more like a best friend, we do stupid stuff like go to a hotel and knock on doors that say do not disturb and stuff.
Yep, the average cost from where I live to go to Siberia is about $1900. Plane tickets got really expensive this year
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25878204]Everyone's acting like his mom's his girlfriend. ITS HIS FUCKING MOM.[/QUOTE] Almost anything that's fun doing with your girlfriend it's just as fun with your best friend, dad, mom, whatever. I mean, going out to eat something, watching a movie, taking a walk, whatever. [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Glitch360;25878296]Tell me about it. I live in Colorado, which is a pretty dry place. But last year the average temperature during winter was about -15 to -20 degrees. Roads were iced over so badly, I drove once or twice throughout the entire winter[/QUOTE] Get 4x4, studded tires, and some guts.
[QUOTE=DanTheBib;25877955]^ Is this still Facepunch O_o[/QUOTE] No, it is not. - Dicks missing - Tits missing - Reaction images missing That was a visual illusion my friend.
[QUOTE=Black Milano;25878356]Almost anything that's fun doing with your girlfriend it's just as fun with your best friend, dad, mom, whatever. I mean, going out to eat something, watching a movie, taking a walk, whatever.[/QUOTE] I guess I'm the only one who feels awkward around their parents.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;25878269]I would absolutely love to... but I have no way of doing that for a few years.[/QUOTE] Come to Michigan. You will feel the cold alright -- along with a bunch of shit too. A month ago, a friend and I were driving through the freeway to a nice city, and we missed one exit and we had to get off in the middle of Detroit. Not downtown, but the shittiest part of Detroit. I saw some man/woman? and they were pushing a shopping cart around at like 2am with nothing in sight, then I see just cars chasing each other with bullet holes through one like it had already been through shit before. Anyway.. if you do come one day, come to the suburbs, it's really nice here around Oakland County. (Not joking).
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25878458]I guess I'm the only one who feels awkward around their parents.[/QUOTE] It gets better with age.
More like what should [b]I[/b] do to her. Seriously though, go to a park or something.
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25878204]ITS HIS FUCKING MOM.[/QUOTE] We know, his non-fucking mom is somewhere else.
"From the beggining, we knew the end" (of what would happen in this thread :roflolmao: ) really though bit of warning never post that question or anything like it on FP
So we decided that we're gonna go to the supermarket and buy some food because we have no meat to make sandwiches with for work/school. Going to go eat somewhere like Panera Bread or somewhere ok, and then gonna go rent a movie and watch. I feel like such a mommas boy :/ oh well
So I just got back from my date with my mom :) We went to Chipotle, then we went to Targets, she bought me an "Italia futbol" shirt form there, then we went to the super market and bought some deli :) I love my mommy
Fuck her Brains Out!
Convert her to communism.
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