• World War III has just started, what would you do?
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Laugh at the fact I can't be drafted for combat. Diabetes has its up points.
Regular old war: Nothing Nuclear War: Build a resistance and if Puerto Rico gets invaded we fight for our motherland
nothing
But yea id join the US Army to defend the states and Puerto Rico.
Check Facebook, make sure my BlackBerry and laptop is charged. Probably not do shit because this is Canada and the most exciting thing that happened here recently is that Tim Hortons now accepts debit. Woooo run on sentences.
[QUOTE=s31ripper;26448471]If it is conventional, then I would go buy a gun. If it is nuclear, then I would call up this girl I am talking to and tell her that I want to be with her.[/QUOTE] what if we ended up bombing North Korea first? and then the girl thinks your a weirdo.. Just though of that for some odd reason
Move to Iceland
Go in guns blazing because im too stupid to use logic
"Wait, how the fuck did this happen again?"
I wouldn't give a fuck.
[QUOTE=Reactors;26373463]What would you do if you heard World War III has started? The first thing I would do is go down to South America. South America doesn't fuck with anybody, and they have Cocaine. It's a Win, Win, situation.[/QUOTE] Shoot my sister, for all I know, she could be a Russian spy sent by Korea to eliminate all enemy intelligence. [sp]Its all in my porn folder[/sp] :ninja: PS: Russia and Korea team up.
Ill fap my way through it all.
Tweet about it obviously.
build a small garden fence around my house
Canada away.
Chill in Florida and hope I'm not drafted, while we wait I will probably gain as much weight as possible so I won't be fit to go to war. America, fuck yeah!
[media]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100307142420/fallout/images/8/84/Fallout-New-Vegas_2010_03-06-10_10.jpg[/media] Turn into a ghoul due to fallout. Amirite.
I'd be crossing the Mexican border [i]TO MEXICO[/i]
[QUOTE=papaya;26624470][media]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100307142420/fallout/images/8/84/Fallout-New-Vegas_2010_03-06-10_10.jpg[/media] Turn into a ghoul due to fallout. Amirite.[/QUOTE] Death to the smoothskins!
move to switzerland
Take a nap.
pee on everything
Switzerland. or Madagascar, they probably shut down everything as soon as assange got arrested.
Run away to Switzerland. Holy crap, am I late. Clocks please.
Germany would be fucked since they are sitting on a literal uranium gold mine.
Mobilize my massive military force and overpower the Axis.
would be OK here in Czech, never done anything to anybody. wait, aren't we the heart of europe? [img]http://prague.unasdoma.eu/heart.gif[/img] shit.
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