"I disagree with how you run this forum"
Things you shouldn't say if you're a Teacher.
"Go back to work you slut."
Things you shouldn't say against an automotive addict.
"So I got a diesel..."
Inappropriate things to say in the Refugee Camp.
"Hey guys, where's the line for the gas chambers?"
Things you shouldn't say to your girlfriend before getting in bed.
Thread needs Drew Carey's picture for new questions.
@ previous question
Hey, you mind cleaning the toilet? I think I clogged the toilet.
World's worst blind date match up.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles
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Things to refrain from doing at your sister's birthday party.
Her friends
Margaret Thatcher's last words.
I'm melting!
Things to say at a funeral, but not at a wedding.
What a stiff.
Banned episodes of sponge bob.
"Gee Patrick, I never thought we'd ever explore an abandoned sub! Hey what does this button do?"
*nuclear launch detected*
[B]Alternatively;[/B]
"I did not hit her! It's not true, it's bullshit! I did not hit her! [U]I did not.[/U] Oh hi Patrick!"
Things you can say about your gun, but not your girlfriend.
12 gauge.
Bad things to say at a graduation.
*glances at your professor*
*makes "Call me" sign*
Inappropriate things to say to a broken-hearted friend.
(also my presence here could not be more appropriate)
*snip*
To late
Fuck it I'll just use my hand!
Things you don't want to hear from your docter.
Ok, just step into the blue box and I'll be right with you.
The good news, and the bad news.
The good news is you won the lottery, the bad news is it's the Zimbabwean lottery.
Here's $5,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars, go buy yourself a loaf of bread.
First thing you'd say after emerging from a cave you've been stuck in for many years.
*Goes back in*
Bad things to say to your grandma.
I think you forgot the teabags.
The right way, and the wrong way.
Lube, No lube.
Things you don't want to find in your mothers purse.
Hmmm, this is some strange looking lipsti- *VBRRRBRRRBRRRBRR*
*sniff*
Things that will make the audience boo.
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Excerpts from Garry's unaired sitcom pilot
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Strange reason to fire someone.
Cindy, I have to inform you that we found some... rather strange-looking lipstick with your name on it. *VBRRRBRRRBRRRBRR*
Video games that look good, but play bad.
Whose Line Is It Anyway?: The Video Game
What ironman17's avatar is looking at.
*sigh* It's like looking in a mirror, only with rainbows...
What Colin Mochrie is doing right now.
Colin, I need to shave, move away from the goddam mirror!
Things Drew says while watching the new Who's line.
"Man, that Colin..."
What Ryan does to relax.
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