Enjoy torturing the Colin voodoo doll.
What the British whose liners think of the american whose liners.
"I wish these American Whose-Liners would actually make something funny out of this."
Things that you can do to your dessert, but not your pet cat.
"Needs more time in the microwave"
Things you say after getting raped by a giant scorpion
*crawls up into a ball and cries himself insane*
Weird specials to find at a restaurant.
"Honey, I found this interesting thing on the menu. It says that it's a dead, half rotten, unborn duckling with mold still inside of the egg."
Things you shouldn't say on the intercom at a school or prison.
"The lunch special today is Beef Lasagna, tryouts for the baseball team are at 3:30 in the yard, and Simmons wets the bed every night."
Things you don't want to hear before a cavity search.
"Damnit, we ran out of lubrication. Gonna have to go in dry."
Things you don't want to hear from the person next to you in class.
Just wanna give you a heads up, I do suffer from Seizures and Explosive Diarrhea.
Bad things to hear from a car salesman.
"get in the trunk"
Things you dont want to hear from a comedian
"This is actually my last show, I'm leaving showbusiness for an eternity in paradise with 72 virgins."
...
"Boom."
Worst places to break down.
"Hey Colin, there's a haunted mansion over there. The mailbox says 'Drew Carey.' "
Things you shouldn't do to mods.
"Hey Max, what's with the Vespa?" ('tis only jocularity Max, no need for things to get nasty)
Weird places to find a tattoo.
"I can kinda understand that you have a tattoo of your poodle, but why does your poodle have a tattoo of you?!?"
The next summer blockbuster, featuring Garry.
Thread locker - starring steven seagal as Garry
directed by Michael Bay
Worst things to do to Maxofs2d
"Hey Max, look. It's a portrait of you made with pubic hair and piss stains."
Things not to say to your partner in bed.
"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Things not to say to your boss.
"Look I bought us a dog."
Things you shouldn't say to your local merchant
"Look I bought us a dog"
Cartoons that would not last long on children's television.
Blues Therapy sessions
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Things you shouldnt do on a seaboat with popeye.
"Uh dude, I think we ran out of spinach..."
Things you think you would see in a Vatican convent.
The pope.
Things that you can make a movie about but not a play.
Gepetto 2: Drew Carey's Boogaloo
Things that road signs should say.
"In the name of the lord, don't drive on the left!"
Road signs in England.
"Now leaving Great Britain - stay on the left side and visit again soon!"
Creative ways to explain someone that you've run over their cat
"I think you need a new doormat"
How not to explain to your wife you are going bald.
"just the tip"
How to explain smoke coming out of the pc
"My machine also does pizza!"
Situations that would be improved with the inclusion of jetpacks or hookshots.
[del]"I tried to see if it could run Crysis."[/del] Texas Jetpack Massacre.
Last thing you'd do at a playground...
"Hey what're those kids doing around that tall white- Wait is that tree wearing a suit OH GOD"
Surreal versions of the apocalyse.
"A world where Colin has hair, Ryan wears proper shoes, and WhiteHusky isn't annoying."
Bad ways to break the news of your pregnant girlfriend.
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