• Post how YOU Poop.
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I actually take fresh feces, place it in my rectum, and undigested food comes from my mouth.
I find if you clench you can cut it off early, making it harder to get the last pieces out. Then you are sitting there all day with shit almost about to come out but it won't, and it makes your ass itch. So I only clench once I'm sure I'm done.
Like tub-girl.
Veeeery carefully.
Sit on toilet, and use buttcheeks to slice poop.
Sit on toilet, poop, read magazines and/or shampoo bottles for at least 10 minutes.
i listen to tonetta naked that is all
[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;30188269]Callin' me a freak, bitch?[/QUOTE] You got a problem boy?
I sit down and then I let it come out while I read some Donald Duck.
This should be locked for being a [i]crap[/i] thread. :smug:
like a boss.
[QUOTE=wug;30195099]Sit on toilet, and use buttcheeks to slice poop.[/QUOTE] You must have some sharp buttcheeks.
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i shove my poop up my uthera so i can pee it out
I reach inside my anus and pull out the poop with my hands. Not only do I get to poop, but I get a nice fistjob.
Hah, what a shit thread. :smith:
I poop from my butt.
Well I don't really need to do anything, I get diarrhoea a lot so it pretty much just gushes out as soon as I sit down. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] Luckily I'm fortunate enough to not be anally penetrated, at least not regularly, so I have a tight sphincter to make sure nothing slips out on accident.
[QUOTE=The DooD;30206283]Well I don't really need to do anything, I get diarrhoea a lot so it pretty much just gushes out as soon as I sit down. [editline]2nd June 2011[/editline] Luckily I'm fortunate enough to not be anally penetrated, at least not regularly, so I have a tight sphincter to make sure nothing slips out on accident.[/QUOTE] Anal penetration doesn't make your sphincter loose.
I use other peoples' chests.
[QUOTE=TheLolrus;30213022]I use other peoples' chests.[/QUOTE] I use other peoples' [B]SKULLS[/B].
I've laughed more in this thread than I have in LMAO Pics.
Sometimes I take massive shits and cause tsunamis in my bathroom if I dare flush the toilet.
I just clogged the toilet with poop. It was both painful and hilarious
[QUOTE=Carand;30183420]I crouch on the toilet seat let the water splash everywhere when the chunks of poop hit the water.[/QUOTE] Worst feeling in the world
This brings a new meaning to the term "Shit posting".
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to defecate.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;30201268]You must have some sharp buttcheeks.[/QUOTE] If a piece of poop gets too big i crush it in half.
With several Spanish dwarves and a portable enema.
i sit on the toilet, shit and run. hit and run shit and run
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