I thought the horizon was the edge of what the human eye can see, and that a telescope can let you see farther. I wanted to take a giant telescope and see all the way around the world, so I could check if my theory was true. I was expecting a sort of endless loop effect, similar to the effect when you put two mirrors perpendicular to each other.
I always thought those Shower Scrunchies had tiny little camera's in them...I still take them out of the shower before I have a shower.
I thought the moon was made of cheese.
I thought cotton candy was made of clouds.
I thought the sun was another planet.
I thought Santa was real.
I thought there was a real world inside the TV.
I thought fire came from the sun and water from the moon.
That's about it i think.
I thought Mario was a mexican.
Thought General Lee was still alive. :smug:
[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;20909809]I thought that when I turned off the TV that the show would stop where I left off (mind you this was the 90's and they didn't have TiVo and shit).[/QUOTE]
hey i thought the exact same thing!
When I first heard about WWII I thought it was still happening.
Got stuck in a corrugated metal drain running under a park road because I thought it would lead to a rabbit's den.
I used to think that just like in the commercial, one's head would literally transform into a giant, fruity pentagon Gusher when you consumed Gushers.
Religion.
Terrorism isn't real
:frown:
Oh also, I hadn't seen a map of the world until I was like 6 so I thought that the whole planet was only Australia because I'd seen maps of it.
I thought a robot dinosaur (they had these massive ones) in a shopping center was real and I wanted to feed it a donut but my mum wouldn't let me and I didn't understand why.
I thought that toadstools were chairs for fairies.
I thought that octopusses lived in all water and jump up and bite your face off.
I thought that if you eat violet crumble and you weren't wearing sneakers you blow up.
I didn't know money existed and thought you could just have everything you wanted.
I thought when people die, their arms open wide, they spin around and fall to the ground with their tongue hanging out.
I thought cops said "Put your arms up and I'll shoot".
I thought that pokemon were real on a different planet.
I thought there were ghosts in my house.
I used to think Santa was real. I woke up on Christmas morning and there was a present right beside my pillow.
Weird thing is, no one actually came up to me and said "SANTA'S NOT REAL". I kinda just grew out of believing in Santa.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;20911021]Terrorism isn't real
:frown:[/QUOTE]
On a side note, I didn't know there was a difference between "terrorists" and "tourists."
I didn't know what sex was so I thought that sex was something that dirty people did or something. Thus I thought that my parents had never had sex because they loved each other. I even told my friend that I was born just because my parents loved each other. Hahaha stupid kids.
I asked my grandpa when color was invented.
I assumed that street lights weren't operated, and thought there were crude tunnels underground with people that operated the lights with levers when there were too many cars that needed to go.
I used to think the sound coming from the AC vents in my house was some dude in a plumbers outfit hitting things with a pipe wrench.
I thought my dick head would fall off if I pulled the foreskin back to far. Boy was I surprised.
Termites in my stomach digested my food.
I used to believe in Trolls (North-Swedish mythology verision, small blokes that lives under rocks in the forest) and Elves (Dito), and I thought they waited in the moss to capture and kill people (Which is why I only dared to walk in the forest together with other people).
Catholicism was a good idea.
I thought that there is a monster in the toilet when I was 5, when someone flushed it.
Jesus, Santa and the tooth fairy.
[QUOTE=cyanidem;20914121]Jesus, Santa and the tooth fairy.[/QUOTE]
I believed in Santa...
One Christmas I was hiding behind the stairs and looking at the Xmas tree when my parents and family put the presents while others we're distracted in the basement.
Nobody believed me...
[B]Until I got a video camera.[/B]
[QUOTE=FreeHat;20912405]I thought my dick head would fall off if I pulled the foreskin back to far. Boy was I surprised.[/QUOTE]
mennn!!!! i thought the same shit
surprise :smug:
I Thought that a Prostitute was a Fat Man in Stripey Clothes, Found out what it Really Was when i Went to a Fancy Dress Party
[QUOTE=kEat0n;20911693]On a side note, I didn't know there was a difference between "terrorists" and "tourists."[/QUOTE]
me too.. i couldnt even speak terrorist in young ages
[QUOTE=kEat0n;20911693]On a side note, I didn't know there was a difference between "terrorists" and "tourists."[/QUOTE]
I was doing a reading test when I was about eight - and I made a mistake like that.
[i]"The t-t-terrorists got some lunch"[/i]
[i]"It's tourists Joe, not terrorists..."[/i]
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