• stupid Beliefs when a child?
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When you go to the shop, you get money.
I thought every country had it's own planet :3:
My Dad told me it was illegal to drink water with oreo's. After I had just done it of course. I was scared shitless...
parents could read their childrens minds
I also thought you could buy/sell at places like in RPGs, I always asked my parents why we never brought things to sell.
When I heard jet aeroplanes I thought the sound was of other planet moving about in the sky.
When I found out that Santa wasn't real I cried for like... an hour. I was also REALLY depressed for a while, but I got over it. I found out that it kind of adds the magic to christmas, and that every kid should believe in Santa when they're young.
When I was a kid, one of my friends said to me that China is just a giant prison and I always said to them for years after "Do it again and the Bobbies'll take y' to China" I now know that china pretty much IS a giant prison
I thought they didn't have any colours back in the days when there was only black and white TV.
[QUOTE=Takeout;20911988]I asked my grandpa when color was invented.[/QUOTE] Funny, I asked mine how could we tell if there was a color yet to be discovered if we had never seen it, he went mind = blown
kissing made babies :3:
That if you dug straight down, you would reach china.
All illegal drugs are bad. Santa. Life is slow. Religious dogmas All t.v shows were reality just filmed somewhere else.
Cartoon Network would be a nice channel forever Religion [editline]05:44PM[/editline] And many others
Whenever I thought about "the olden days", I thought the world was in sepia tone.
My neighbor thought butt sex was when you rubbed butts together.
God.
[QUOTE=slippp22;20920603]parents could read their childrens minds[/QUOTE] I still get a feeling like this when i'm around my parents.
Christianity.
I thought at the end of rainbows, there was a pot of gold. Whenever I saw one, I was like "Mum, let's go drive to the end of that rainbow! It's only down the road!". (yeah, give me rainbows)
That politicians never lied.
Ate a worm.....as a toddler, I had a noodle era...
Thinking girls vaginas were on this girls pubis not the grouch area
I thought other people were just like robots and had no feelings. Now I know it's called having problems with Empathy. :downs:
I used to think that if ate peanut butter, my jaws would become glued together. I saw it on sesame street
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;20920140]I was doing a reading test when I was about eight - and I made a mistake like that. [i]"The t-t-terrorists got some lunch"[/i] [i]"It's tourists Joe, not terrorists..."[/i][/QUOTE] Haha yeah. I went to Italy last summer..man is that place a real [i]terrorist[/i] trap.
[QUOTE=Dude Meister;20921862]Christianity.[/QUOTE] I don't really get how this is any more or less feasible than any other religion. I'm pretty sure douchers with a grudge get online and say shit to sound cool. This has already been on the list like 10 times.
My sister thought that wheelchair parking spaces were for disabled people to park their wheelchairs in while they went shopping. I still laugh at that one.
My mom told me that if your penis gets big that means it's mad.
i had no idea what the concept of actors were and then i watched 'the thing' and i was all like wat
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