• stupid Beliefs when a child?
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[QUOTE=sp00ks;20937955]It's not, they're all quite improbable.[/QUOTE] When taken literally, at ignorant, face-value; Yes I agree religion is completely ludicrous. But religion is meant to be taken metaphorically.
I used to believe that if i stared into the sky the stars would move, i actully saw one move.. until i noticed it was a helicopter =/
I thought Niagra falls was Viagra Falls I never understood why my parents laughed.
That Aliens won WW2
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i was once told that 'fuck' meant 'break up with someone'.
A man uses his chest for sex. I thought the penis was just for urinating.
I didn't realise girls had anything instead of a penis.
I don't know if it's only me, but everything looked bigger. There was this HUGE grass mountain I used to play with friends on, untill I left. I got back a year ago and this mountain seems to be a low hill full of dog shit.
When I was like, five or something, I had a totally different concept of the digestive and urinary system: There were 3 tubes in your throat: one for breathing, one for swallowing solids, and one for swallowing liquids Swallowing something the wrong way meant you swallowed a liquid down the "solids" tube. It was simply impossible to swallow anything "wrong" down the "liquid" or "breathing" tubes, for some reason. Your bladder was literally nothing but a stomach for liquids. I thought you got diarrhea when you swallowed water the wrong way.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;20945188]I didn't realise girls had anything instead of a penis.[/QUOTE] yeah...lol i thought the same shit
[QUOTE=Meader;20938179]When taken literally, at ignorant, face-value; Yes I agree religion is completely ludicrous. But religion is meant to be taken metaphorically.[/QUOTE] When take literally it's simply wrong, when taken metaphorically it's extremely improbable.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;20945188]I didn't realise girls had anything instead of a penis.[/QUOTE] That is actually natural, younger children are oblivious to differences between men and woman, they know the difference because they are told "That person is male and that person is female."
[QUOTE=sp00ks;20953908]When take literally it's simply wrong, when taken metaphorically it's extremely improbable.[/QUOTE] Lol. You get out of it what you want to get out of it. So if you don't want to believe in anything, then you won't get anything out of it. Religion is a very personal thing, thus why I don't push it on other people. It doesn't work like that.
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I thought my Dad literally made money. Like he bashed coins into shape with a hammer.
I thought a sale call was a call from a sailor.
I used to think every girl that talks to me, likes me......
My dad told me there was a hawk ship in the attic, and that led key chain lights were crystals to activate it (mom and dad had one on their key chains) [IMG]http://www.1st-gift.com/photo/150/2382-5/LED-Key-Chain-Light-SP566-698.jpg[/IMG] The attic had part of the chimminey in it, so it looked like a cockpit in the pitch black :D he told me it looked like this ./\. .lll. [_] :(
[QUOTE=Playguy;20941078]I used to believe that if i stared into the sky the stars would move [/QUOTE] But they do, just very slowly (And yes, I do know that they don't actually move, and that it's the Earth's rotation etc.)
[QUOTE=wlitsots;20962782]I used to think every girl that talks to me, likes me......[/QUOTE] :( thought the same shit
I got my head stuck in a small toy car because I wanted to be inside it with my action figures. :crying:
That there was a vagina behind me penis...
That sex was just thrusting at a girl and that she might get a baby through some secret method that wasn't for me to know. My Guinea Pigs spoke in Morse Code. Never walk in a straight line for too long or you'll run into a Zax who won't move out of your way. That there was a small mouse in the Burgular alarms that squeeked and called the fire brigade if they caught you looking in the fridge. That my dad had a secret office in the attic, because he was a secret agent who played Snooker with James Bond on Sundays.
I thought Africa and Asia were countries
Call me racist ,but when I was younger I thought everybody would marry with their own race. Then I saw a interracial couple and I yelled "Hey! You guys are not matching that's not right!" I was young.
I thought tits were absolutely perfect circles... till I found dad's playboy :eng101:
white people take brown dumps back people take white dumps
[QUOTE=PopTartz;20964527]I thought tits were absolutely perfect circles... till I found dad's playboy :eng101:[/QUOTE] Same, except it was a bit more drawn out than finding a magazine. Took a couple of porn searches for the truth to really hit me. XD I also believed that [i]everything[/i] had a soul, so I'd save useless shit and only change my clothes in my room, with nobody around.
I used to believe that teddies have little cameras in their eyes. :tinfoil:
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