For hilarity's sake, you should have added the "Yes." option.
[QUOTE=Chrille;37030952]that was the shittiest comparison list all year and not because it has to do with pee
gj
face toilet, pull out dick, piss, flush
bam[/QUOTE]
face other way, sit, piss, flush
Let's face it, they both take about the same amount of time. Sitting might save you 2 or 3 seconds at the most because you don't have to aim or be careful to not drip or hold your shirt out of the way.
The difference is negligible.
If im too damn tired to bother wiping up after, i sit.
But for convenience sake, i mostly stand
How the fuck is it faster to sit seriously.
Stand up right now, then sit down in your chair while pulling your pants down.
How can you not understand how that's faster than unzipping/buttoning, pulling out your dick, and aiming?
It shouldn't be this difficult to understand.
I lay on my back and urinate upwards into the toilet
[QUOTE=Dynex223;37031376]I lay on my back and urinate upwards into the toilet[/QUOTE]
I think I saw this in a porno once.
You forget that standing up has the added bonus of cleaning off the toilet bowl if any of you wuss-sit-shitters leave stains. Blast it with piss.
If I'm tired/sick, sit down. Other wise, stand up.
That would only work if the poop-smear is above the waterline.
How you'd manage to position your butthole in a way that would let you poop without it landing in the water is beyond me.
I pee when I shit.
I piss standing up. Way more convenient.
Why go to the effort to pull your pants down and park your arse when you can just pull the front of your pants down and get it over and done with?
Lately my penis has decided to be a real dick and go full automatic shotgun mode and spray fucking everywhere
I think sitting might be easier
I only sit and pee if I already sat down to take a dump
[QUOTE=TonyP;37031034]face other way, sit, piss, flush
Let's face it, they both take about the same amount of time. Sitting might save you 2 or 3 seconds at the most because you don't have to aim or be careful to not drip or hold your shirt out of the way.
The difference is negligible.[/QUOTE]
you argued at it was faster just before i wrote that lol, but really the only reason is apparently that you have a hard time aiming it when standing
holy fuck to people saying they sit, do you know how fruity that is
[QUOTE=TonyP;37030632]The option doesn't say "i stand up because i'm a [I]MAN[/I]!" it just says "i stand up to do it" so what's wrong with picking that one? It's a gender neutral option.
Does it really need an extra "I stand up to do it, but i'm a pre-op transgendered person, just thought i'd throw that out there"
There is no reason to have that option.
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Strange, I wear a belt sometimes and I don't have to undo it. But why would you need to unbutton and unzip just to pull them down? They shouldn't be that tight or do you have buns of steel that prevent them from squeezing over it, lol.[/QUOTE]
except for the part where women sitting down is a "duh" thing
just like black people eating chicken is a "duh" thing right????
Obviously standing unless i'm taking a shit and the piss decides to come along.
sit mostly at home, [b]NEVER EVER[/b] sit in public toilets though.
I stand.
In public, real men walk up to a hot chick, rip her pants off and shove their gargantuan manhood in her pussy. While the hot chick's paralyzed due to the shockwave of pleasure, the man relieves himself of his lemonade and walks away, leaving the orgasmic woman behind.
As a sidenote, this is one of the easiest ways to get on the sex offenders list.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;37037177]As a sidenote, this is one of the easiest ways to get on the sex offenders list.[/QUOTE]
This man speaks the truth.
I even have the court order to prove it!
At home sit down.
Everyfuckingplace stand up.
I sit down so I don't soak the toilet seat with piss.
I have two piss streams when I pee, and it looks like a DNA Helix or something
I do a handstand.
Why the hell do you sit? Taking a 5-10 second piss isn't worth sitting down, and if you are afraid to touch your dick you got some problems.
[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;37040820]I sit down so I don't soak the toilet seat with piss.
I have two piss streams when I pee, and it looks like a DNA Helix or something[/QUOTE]
I would very much like you to film that. Keep your dick off frame if you're camera shy, but i'm genuinely interested in how that would look.
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