The Most Interesting Thing that Happened to You Today
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I actually talked to a girl!
I got friendzoned by a girl I had been pining over since the beginning of the year.
Then I got really depressed. And as I sat there, I thought to myself "You know what, what the hell is wrong with me? Wallowing in self-pity like a stupid fuck, making nothing better. I need to MAN THE FUCK UP and start getting shit done!"
Then I worked out for an hour. I got on the punching bag and beat the shit out of it in anger, but I feel much better now.
So, that was my day.
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Oh, and two kids got caught doing crack in the school bathrooms. So yeah, it's a wonderful life.
My old roommate texted me randomly and is visiting weekend after this one. I haven't seen him in years and it'll be fun to hangout with em again
i changed peoples titles because my ego is as large as my money!
I discovered that in terms of writing, I'm good at coming up with ideas but shitty at execution.
Drank some weird topical scented oils for your skin. Some chick in my class loves them and thinks they speed up your metabolism or whatever. I asked if i could smell them and just to see her reaction i drank like a quarter of the tiny bottle. haha it was so sick and strong. Had the taste of peppermint in my mouth until 5 that night.
Atleast she laughed.
Today, I had duty which normally means a shitty day.
But instead me and the other guys in the barracks had a big ass nerf/airsoft RC car war. It was fucking awesome.
I drank red bull but it didn't give me wings.
False advertisement.
My life is dull.
Well, It didn't happen today but yesterday a good friend of mine told me she is a lesbian.
Nothing much today. I guess I got a new helmet.
Not happened yet but it will in half an hour or something. Going to this school event. Basicaly school's 90th birthday. I think it's going to be interesting (in a sense that I don't know what the fuck to expect).
I had my dad's phone 'cuz he wanted some new music on it and I got a text from one of his coworkers which said, "Well that didn't work cuz now shes dead in my bathroom. Maybe I should've done more research." Then, at 3:30 AM, I got the first part of that message. It was referring to a chicken.
Met a gorgeous girl at school because of a bet :v: (friend of mine bet me a fiver that i wouldn't go talk to said girl, did, now i'm 5 euros richer and the girl is actually quite nice)
I barfed in the middle of class today. It was funny because we were watching Outbreak. :v:
Saw my best friends house today for the first time in a couple years.
Her dad is very protective. Had to run past it.
My school was on code yellow lockdown (cops with search dogs searching for drugs on 4/20 ofcourse). I'm sitting in my german class. Some kid sprints past the door, and instead of going straight where there were unobstructed open doors to outside, he made a right and got tackled. Turns out he had 4 bags of weed in his backpack.
My friend decided to call me a "fuck fucking retarded fucker."
It was because I told him to chew with his mouth closed.
I signed up on Facebook.
Oh, and I finished watching Gladiator while I worked out. Great movie!
I went out to get some chinese food and then some lady I've never seen before insulted my appearance.
My friend went to class high off shrooms, and i just messed around with her.
I was also at a parade, and a local republican candidate was in it, trying to illicit voters, he came up to me, and i looked at him dead in the eye and said "Sorry, i don't want to vote republican, i like minorities too much" and walked away.
took my camera out to get a couple of new shots to edit... mainly to keep me occupied tonight because i'm on these meds where I can't drink, and fuck going out to the clubs and being the only sober one. that shit's awful.
Turns out im my girlfriends first boyfriend, she asked me out, and she has turned down 6 guys in the past year
Nothing
I read Pasta Monsters
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I climbed a water tower
I smashed my keyboard and Google earth installed.
I saw a bunch of college kids twirling wooden guns, getting ready for some sort of military-themed performance
Learned I can do clap push-ups.
I acquired a white shirt, a black skinny tie and black slacks and look like a slick business man
First Period, World Geography and we're on Africa. The teacher played Kony 2012 on the projector and we had to take notes on it. :v:
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