If i wanted to make people commit mass suicide id yell "OH MY GOD ITS DUKE NUKEM FOREVER"
"What is that?"
"Shoot me again, i aint dead yet."
- Proably me in a few years, you know.. Too much crap flies out my mouth.
"Hey guys, watch thi-"
"You suck."
[b]Edit[/b]: Actually, "GTFO of my face mofucker. :fuckyou:"
Yipee Kayai Mother fucker
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;19866208]"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man!"
Ernesto "Che" Guevara[/QUOTE]
My history teacher knew a guy that was actually assigned to kill Guevara but when they were about to execute him Che stared him down so his friend shot him instead.
Soo :cool:
Also: "Don't worry, It's not loaded."
Seconds before legendary guitarist Terry Kath accidentally shot himself in the head.
"Choke on emmmmmmmm!!!"
Generic badass in generic zombie movie.
Respawn in 5..4..3..2..1
"You'll never stop at one. I'll take you all on!"
I don't know any badass last words :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Pandemix;19878946]"Choke on emmmmmmmm!!!"
Generic badass in generic zombie movie.[/QUOTE]
Day of the dead, and he wasn't badass, he was actually a bit of a cunt.
Yes, i am a historian of zombie movies.
also:
"boom..."
-Terrorist, just as he pushed the detonator.
Why yes, that does dress DOES make you look fat hun.
Noob.
-Random Pedestrian in GTA IV
"They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test cham-berrrrr..."
I still think that that Scientist is secretly Gman who's urging Gordon on to cause the cascade.
"I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili"
(after a killing spree)
"I'm coming to kill you too Satan!"
"Hey buddy, hold my beer and check this out!"
[editline]12:48AM[/editline]
"faster dammit faster"
wtf i growe dick
..................
-Gordon Freeman
"We apologize for the inconvenience."
"You're going to be walking down the hall, just talking to that really cute girl, that one girl you love..then you're going to feel a train hit the back of your head. That's the bat i'm beating your ass with.."
"agh, i'm melting, MELTING! AGHH! ohhh whyyy, why?? what a world....."
guess who.
"Think I can jump all these stairs?"
"I bet you $20 I can bite that snake before it bites me."
[QUOTE=lol12;19887281]"Hey buddy, hold my beer and check this out!"
[editline]12:48AM[/editline]
"faster dammit faster"[/QUOTE]
Listen.... do you smell that?
So get oxi clean for the low low price of 19.99!
"Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1vtdaKlsk[/media]
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnd2CL5Oy8&feature=related[/media]
"Blow me"
It's not so much funny as it is fucking hilarious.
Aww, Damn!
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